Kingcobrajfs cooks good food

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Жыл бұрын

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@runnre Жыл бұрын

I remember when he tried to make fries for the first time, despite working in a fast food place, he did not know you had to fry the fries, in oil. Instead he boiled the fries in water and simply made mashed potatoes.

@thedukeofswellington1827 Жыл бұрын

Fat free french fries. 😂

@runnre Жыл бұрын

@@Ninja_Pro I know, he swept the floors, cleared tables and sometimes incorrectly changed the teas, but he must have been in there at some point, I mean, many fast food places, you can see the fryer from the where you order. But I am forgetting, this is the boglim we're talking about...

@FeatheredAndLethal Жыл бұрын

Or the time he dumped the frozen fries into the oil and started a fire, then used his dark magic to put it out by saying “stop”

@wareforcoin5780 Жыл бұрын

What um...what did he think the "fries" part of french fries meant?

@Resinpro Жыл бұрын

@@FeatheredAndLethal the key is to say stahp, in an extra “aggravated toddler” whiny way

@TheRealBuckBumble Жыл бұрын

i love how he is so drunk in the "deep fried ribs" video that he starts calling them wings bcus they no longer even resemble ribs lmao

@ZombiesAteMyGF 5 сағат бұрын

Lmao, that’s what I was thinking. The ribs became so deformed they resembled wings.

@brianhoward7277 Жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for the day he vomits directly into a wide mouthed glass and mixes it with warm milk, half of a bud light beer and a shot of peach schnapps for a sick drink combo hack

@LostFoundling Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the slim jim garnish

@adamvalerio1377 Жыл бұрын

The Cobra Buffet, a King Cobra drink combo!!

@TheHammerofDissidence Жыл бұрын

Man, he would OWN my life if he did that!

@pliskenx51mm83 Ай бұрын

If I saw that i would probably die.

@kekistanifreedomfighter4197 Жыл бұрын

"Pink champagne because it's classy... *belch* eeew you guys see all this curdling? that's disgusting." Valentines day is truly our boy cobes's special olympics. Every year something magical always happens.

@pucktoad Жыл бұрын

I really love that cobes idea of cooking is just putting all of his favorite foods on a plate and baking it.

@block4562 29 күн бұрын

Here we are a year later, and he has added an extra step to his usual method: let it sit overnight/24 hours, possibly in the fridge

@MaxisRichtofen Жыл бұрын

filling the glass full with pink champagne and then a cut to it being almost empty as he fills it up with even more random booze was hilarious

@coltonwilkie241 6 ай бұрын

TMDWU

@Luffnin 5 ай бұрын

@@coltonwilkie241translation?

@Solanin0803 5 ай бұрын

That was real gothic bad boy magic

@ConifuriousTree 2 ай бұрын

@@Luffninthat's most definitely what's up

@PabsoDesign Жыл бұрын

You know how the saying goes: You are what you eat, and Cobes' food is a perfect reflection of him.

@anythingbutperfect9385 Жыл бұрын

Lets give props to Kingcobra's kitchen not being a mess, he is a mystery wrapped in a riddle.

@corycarlson3846 9 ай бұрын

Inside of an enigma.

@pipescratcher 8 ай бұрын

His mom probably cleans the mess

@Chonkems 8 ай бұрын

He is a mystery wrapped in a riddle, contained within a black box, crashed on a mountain in Bolivia.

@FrostySnow1000 7 ай бұрын

his bathroom sink is unholy

@gesarts3625 7 ай бұрын

Not being a mess and being clean are two COMPLETELY different things.

@dewy6644 Жыл бұрын

I love when he sticks all those toothpicks into the bogrrito. Heavy metal burrito.

@theinternetofficer6594 Жыл бұрын

Tmdwu

@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 Жыл бұрын

Pinhead cenobogrito

@hungryburger1170 11 ай бұрын

I EAT BLOOD. I EAT BLOOD

@Loafofrye Жыл бұрын

In reference to combining meat and liquor, there’s a certain species of bee, the Vulture Bee (Trigona crassipes), native to central and South America, that makes its honey from meat instead of flower nectar. If you were to make mead from this, you COULD make a meat-based alcohol. Whether or not you SHOULD is a different story

@chrism4008 Жыл бұрын

That would honestly be interesting

@rblackzzz Жыл бұрын

The vulture bee is sometimes known for producing a so-called “meat honey”, which is a belief resulting from scientific uncertainty and misinformation. Ope.

@Bob-kk2vg Жыл бұрын

Apparently the honey is still sweet and edible 🤣 very interesting

@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 Жыл бұрын

Well... I know what my next ventures going to be

@childpeanut5095 Жыл бұрын

Dey eat da poopoo

@septixskeptix1107 Жыл бұрын

He's like an eight year old that lives without adult supervision. Except most eight year olds are probably smarter than Cobra.

@wrexvincent2192 Жыл бұрын

Even Kevin McCallister was able to do basic hygiene (yes I know its a movie but point still stands)

@BlackThighsMatter 8 ай бұрын

As a dad with a 9 year old and an 8 year old yes. My kids are way smarter than Cobra by a looooong shot 😂

@Chonkems 8 ай бұрын

I made a really cursed ass "soup" when i was like 12 that reminds me of the kinda shit he makes. It had the most random of ingredients in it, like Cuban hot sauce, for some reason.

@the_inquisitive_inquisitor 6 ай бұрын

And better cooks

@karendeoliveira1543 6 ай бұрын

He's like the opposite of Mathilda

@Archimedes43 Жыл бұрын

I want Cyraxx to start doing cooking videos so bad.

@adamvalerio1377 Жыл бұрын

The Raxx eats beans from a can.....I mean beans from a can, oof.

@Archimedes43 Жыл бұрын

@@adamvalerio1377 Total redneck, samurai, viking or whatever identity he assumes from the last Anime/Show he watched behavior.

@beaudweiser Жыл бұрын

We need to see how he prepares the SLUDGE

@Archimedes43 Жыл бұрын

It could be like cooking with Kay since we all know Sally makes all of his food.

@t3hgraemek Жыл бұрын

I doubt sally lets him in the kitchen

@KomradAleg Жыл бұрын

I like how he burps just when he says the word “classy”

@DaShoopdahoop Жыл бұрын

Man Cobes culinary dishes is making Filthy Franks human cake look like child's play

@mamabirdavis Жыл бұрын

That's a bold statement....I want to see how far he'll go though

@JSRFModCentral Жыл бұрын

Cobra could probably eat all 3 of Frank’s cakes without gagging once. The dude is probably completely immune to all types of food torture at this point.

@KocoBean Жыл бұрын

Ah yes Human Cake, the culinary artwork that set me on my path of nasty food sagas

@runnre Жыл бұрын

Filthy Frank was a character and the hair cake was made to be deliberately disgust the viewers, but Cobra is 100% real and his cooking videos are 100% serious.

@DaShoopdahoop Жыл бұрын

@@JSRFModCentral he will probably get through human and vomit cake just fine, but I think he will give up at hair cake because hair is so hard to swallow (apparently)

@_RED_- Жыл бұрын

I think the computer duster has given his taste buds a mild form of frostbite

@awesomepossm Жыл бұрын

This is never gonna happen, but I'd love to see Cobes try to take one of those meal kits and see how he expands on the recipe they gave him. Lord knows it won't turn out well

@crud420 Жыл бұрын

he couldn't make a normal looking meal at gunpoint i bet his scrambled eggs look like a crime scene

@guitarguy42394 8 ай бұрын

Holy shit I’d contribute money to getting a month of hellofresh for our Boglim boy. Watching that unfold would be magical

@bobbyhill7948 Жыл бұрын

Haven't actually seen the Cobra glass cup in a good while there is a 1000% chance he broke it

@T3t4nu5 Жыл бұрын

Same occurred to me just yesterday. The boy has absolutely broken it. Guy who sent it must have known that would happen but at least hoped it would be on camera.

@thewizard7780 15 күн бұрын

@@T3t4nu5 Miserable. That -candle holder- cup was lowkey pretty sick.

@AlmyTheAlien Жыл бұрын

Cobes should start his own meal kit service called "HellNoFresh"

@FoB952 Жыл бұрын

It bothers me to no end that he calls tortillas "burrito shells."

@Spaghetti_policy 6 ай бұрын

Hahaha. Total Chingo!

@Fuggettabouttitt Жыл бұрын

We need an iron chef show with cooking with Jack, Cobes and Kay's cooking.

@agnesg Жыл бұрын

I dry heave at the thought 🤢

@E.Doza_M.D. Жыл бұрын

Who is "we"?

@Fuggettabouttitt Жыл бұрын

@@E.Doza_M.D. me n u buddie.

@williejones5031 10 ай бұрын

Now for the taste test lol!!!

@DogFish-NZ 9 ай бұрын

and iron wrath archives channel (@CowboyBebop444)

@homfri111 8 ай бұрын

my main fear of living in an apartment building is that, what if one of my neighbors is a kingcobra type. Wake up at 2am to smoke and fire alarms because a handsome good smelling king goth god tried to deep fry a frozen steak while drunk on $1 wine, monster and milk potions

@matthiasthulman4058 6 ай бұрын

As a former maintenance guy for a few apartment complexes, the amount of "almost disasters" is appalling. I'm not trying to freak you out or anything, but it's worse than you can imagine. The plus/minus I've noticed is the higher the rent, the less almost fires, but more random first world complaints. The lower the rent, the higher chance of random death due to negligence and stupidity. Also, lots of hoarded animals, which is always sad.

@poohbear01x48 9 күн бұрын

I’ve always seen that as the fun part of living in an apartment. I’m up on the third floor where nobody goes, so I just kinda sit above everyone like a creepy vulture watching all the insanity

@sidneyjones8245 Жыл бұрын

How has Cobes not gotten hospitalized for food poisoning

@chrism4008 Жыл бұрын

I think his gut is on another level, i think that bacteria or viruses cant survive even 5 minutes in there

@Lenape_Lady Жыл бұрын

All the alcohol kills off the bugs

@jaymorgan7728 Жыл бұрын

Boglims live of cockroaches in the wild.

@WobblesandBean Жыл бұрын

The copious amounts of alcohol in his stomach probably kills the bacteria.

@JBlade187 Жыл бұрын

Probably only eats very little of it.

@ChalkInTheLand 7 ай бұрын

I LOST IT when he burped after saying pink champagne is classy. This gentleman is the definition of class by God 😂😂😂

@wowiekazowiee 19 күн бұрын

I can’t tell if that burp is to hide the vomit from the drink

@TheMinuteman Жыл бұрын

For the "ribs' issue, they are what are labeled "country style ribs" which are often the top part of a pork baby back rib. Sometimes have bone in them still but are often "mostly" meat and high fat content. A pork chop isn't an inaccurate description but different part of the pig.

@Tully_23_32 10 ай бұрын

Pork chops in my country, like lamb chops all have a bone in it like ribs but different countries call different cuts of meats different names i guess

@TheMinuteman 10 ай бұрын

well, rib meat and "chop" meat are close but meant to be different, Granted I don't really see people doing "lamb ribs" so maybe? @@Tully_23_32

@HiGlowie 8 ай бұрын

This guy ribs

@jackadogoff8677 8 ай бұрын

My first thought was country ribs. I mean first thought after I was done puking

@TheMinuteman 8 ай бұрын

gotta try to resist the boglims curse@@jackadogoff8677

@chrism4008 Жыл бұрын

Lol, they changed from ribs to wings for a second there. Its always hilarious to me that he thinks he's deep frying anything by baking it in the oven Damn right he won't waste the curddles, them curds got LIQUOR in 'em!!! kingcoBrahJFS is the only person on the internet that has to specify that he's boiling his eggs in water

@FatalPhenom Жыл бұрын

Him not wanting to waste the liquor curdles reminds me of a methhead picking through a dirty carpet for crumbs

@OnlineRetard Жыл бұрын

He needs to specify about the boiling, you might think he was frying the eggs in the water if he didn’t clarify

@droostale2520 Жыл бұрын

Lol what are you talking about?!? Cobes strictly boils his eggs in beer only.

@Exfildeeznutz Жыл бұрын

@@droostale2520 Mountain Dew as well

@om3g4z3r0 Жыл бұрын

You can see his eyes getting further apart as he drinks more.

@snapchatsnacks3154 Жыл бұрын

Josh made a disgusting drink to "satirize" valentine's day. He sure showed us

@QJ89 Жыл бұрын

"This is Classy." *burp* You gotta love the Irony.

@RAC00NFANGIRL Жыл бұрын

@@QJ89 that looked like puke.

@doppelganger7645 11 ай бұрын

If this guy never showed his face I could’ve been convinced that this was Ozzy Osborn’s secret KZfaq channel

@zakattack7799 Жыл бұрын

We asked for more cobes content and you delivered. Youre truly a man of the people. TWU!

@justinchimento5654 8 ай бұрын

As a cook I am mortified at the stuff he makes and I wish someone would stop this man before he makes something so vile it comes alive and starts attacking everyone and everything.

@the_inquisitive_inquisitor 6 ай бұрын

As a cook _and_ an alcoholic.... Yeah it's still pretty bad! Lmao

@YourBoyMcTwizzle 29 күн бұрын

Everyone run!! It’s the appetizer!!!

@Sgt.Dornan117 Жыл бұрын

You know it's a Cobes cooking video when a week's worth of groceries are used

@someonecool8533 4 ай бұрын

gordon ramsey would commit warcrimes if he saw that

@flipdiesel9652 Жыл бұрын

CEO of Chairbugs recreated the curdled Valentine’s Day drink perfectly and shows it up close in a way cobra never does and lemme tell ya… if you think it’s gross in cobra’s video, you got another thing coming in CEO’s video 🤮 and yes he actually drinks it all. What a guy. Praise Cobra’s magic!

@CEOofChairbugs420 Жыл бұрын

TMDWU YESSSSTHH

@RLMitchell Жыл бұрын

The cut of meat in the first dish is called country style pork ribs. You'll notice (at 6:52) they are shaped a bit more like ribs, as opposed to a flat pork chop...They're definitely not wings tho haha. To be fair though, country style ribs actually come from the shoulder - so you're half right Great video as always!

@RLMitchell Жыл бұрын

I'll add that country style ribs are super cheap, and fantastic (when you cook them like a normal person). They have the same consistency as actual ribs, just without the bone. Highly suggest buying some and baking them in the oven, covered, with sauce, on low heat for a while. Or in the crockpot...okay I'm rambling now

@larryfishmas Жыл бұрын

Lol I work in a meat department and came to make the same comment 😂

@RemoWilliams1227 Жыл бұрын

@@RLMitchell ramble on country ribs are fantastic.

@tehgerbil Жыл бұрын

As a Brit, it's curious for me, as our pork chops are on the bone. I am so curious what cut you Americans call a chop.

@RLMitchell Жыл бұрын

@@tehgerbil Pork chops come bone in and bone out, but are usually much wider and flatter than country style ribs. Pretty sure our pork chops are the same.

@VentrexTheXVth 10 ай бұрын

Man, watching this with no food in the house adds an extra layer.

@nickbeard7550 Жыл бұрын

Every time Cobra and food are involved, you know it’s gotta be an only audio vid for me, so foul but I love it

@chrism4008 Жыл бұрын

Theres no way i could handle the squishy sounds all by themselves

@WobblesandBean Жыл бұрын

@@chrism4008 RIGHT?? I have misophonia, I can't handle his eating 🤢

@austinfite5833 Жыл бұрын

It is common in Wisconsin to put meat sticks and other savory snacks into Bloody Marys, that's where he got the idea from.

@MintGreenCatalog 6 ай бұрын

He even said it lol

@_1989M_ Жыл бұрын

New subscriber here. Good lord. Thank you for everything you do. This is a real treat. Hats off to you and your team. best regards. ♏️

@troypeters7163 8 ай бұрын

This man has the gut of a warrior

@RedBeardMortis Жыл бұрын

I'm looking forward to the Cooking With Jack and KingCobraJFS crossover

@Trickedouthuffy 2 ай бұрын

Geezus...🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@OhHoneyBeehave Жыл бұрын

Said it before but I'll say it again. Used to manage a restaurant that almost exclusively did burritos, rolled 1000s of them myself and what he does with them is an abomination to humanity. If he lives long enough he'll almost certainly need a stent at some point.

@iancorrado Жыл бұрын

I need to show this to my Italian grandmother to see her thoughts

@dontbelieveeverythingyouhe5574 Жыл бұрын

Cobra: "my left arm keeps going numb." Doctor: "what's your diet like?" Cobra: shows this kiwi video, in its entirety. Doctor: "GTFO of my office. And don't you fucking dare touch anything on your way out!" Doctor shuts down the office for 2 days to disinfect.

@hyenaman12_ Жыл бұрын

Cobras mindset when cooking of more = better is bad but honestly its worse when he does it with drinks, he adds so much clashing things it makes it all look like watered down cottage cheese

@deelanders6132 8 ай бұрын

Love that he take the time and care to season the tin foil. Masterful

@OsamaBinDarrel 8 ай бұрын

That drink combo looks like someone drained an abscess into a glass 🤢🤢🤢

@KrokkSlopp 15 күн бұрын

😩

@hernandezdann357 9 ай бұрын

new fan! thanks for the content, really enjoy the cobra stuff, especially his drink combos

@Luffnin 5 ай бұрын

The reality is he doesn't know how to cook but he has a passion for cooking if only someone would teach him about the isles on the outside with all of the fresh meat and vegetables

@commanderbarbie2550 Жыл бұрын

Love how he said he’d share his cuddled drink with a girlfriend.

@alfondo Жыл бұрын

His face at 12:44 perfectly captures how I feel about the entirety of my twenties, in hindsight

@Rootiga 9 ай бұрын

"Pink champagne is classy" *burps*

@Juan-tt4fl Жыл бұрын

One of the few KZfaqrs that actually let you see the full thing before commenting, thanks for that

@IAmTheDoctor00 Жыл бұрын

As someone feeling sick that drink "combo" is certainly not helping.

@user_abuser_o7 Жыл бұрын

Bro when he is pouring the faygo and doing the ICP call I genuinely can't tell if he's looking into my soul or the camera or if he's watching the drink theme for it. Perfect angle for that eye wonkiness

@Pharis111 Жыл бұрын

So as someone who has done bartending at a couple restaurants, meat does go in some drinks as a garnish (certain ceasars being an example), but it certainly wouldn't go into a sweet tasting drink.

@least.insane.femboy Жыл бұрын

this is like that one kid in middle school who mixed all the shit on their tray together and dared you to eat it.

@onehit9683 Жыл бұрын

Bro is a literal stereotype of off your meds 😂

@AdaptiveApeHybrid Жыл бұрын

Seems more like a late stage alcoholic to me but I'm not well versed in the lore

@regardedking452 Жыл бұрын

My friends and I are kitchen and bar people. The cooking videos are basically torture conditioning for us.

@icuabc1235 Жыл бұрын

I laughed so damn hard, half the time the screen was blurry with tears. 😂

@gorillafacegwen9247 Жыл бұрын

I found your channel for Cyraxx content as i've looked into him before but the last couple of months have been amazing but i have followed Cobra since the Wendy's days and to see what has happened to him is insane. I believe he has smoked so much he has zero tastebuds and needs the ultra sweet or salty to even get a single bit of sensation. Great job homie,

@user_abuser_o7 Жыл бұрын

I want to see the kind of joints this guy can roll with how he nailed that burrito roll

@curious1706 Жыл бұрын

Helped me through my high, somehow.

@BennysUnhinged Жыл бұрын

The only thing keeping this man alive is the fact for example he pan fried, deep fried AND oven baked his "ribs" without that heat he'd be a goner

@lemoncurd313 Жыл бұрын

im normally fine with gross food but i had to cover my eyes when cobra showed us the close up cross section of the squid burrito loll

@dang5832 Жыл бұрын

Haven't seen that glass in a while. Wouldn't be surprised to find out its shattered and discarded by the Bog.

@brassmoustache1392 Жыл бұрын

I'm convinced Cobes has gotten food poisoning, but his poor diet and constant hangovers make his day to day health indistinguishable from Ecoli.

@homerhat420 Жыл бұрын

Cobra cooking videos on the patio is my summer go-to.

@Dragonmage967 9 ай бұрын

In Jorshes defense, they come from the rib end of the pork loin and are sometimes split and cut like that and called Country Style Boneless Ribs. Not sure if they do it all over, but the meat market I worked at during college sold those all the time.

@TaisinViper Жыл бұрын

Carp Lips with a side of tape worms delicious

@Justadonkey Жыл бұрын

You know compared to other lolcows cobra is moderately likable, its probably the depression that helps

@TWBIAP 9 ай бұрын

Please do more of these cooking vids Kiwi, I love eating some breakfast, watching cobes make schlock.

@tehgerbil Жыл бұрын

He really should release the official JFS Cookbook.

@MattyLight816 Жыл бұрын

I just keep waiting for someone to send him cat food that looks like human food and he accidentally makes a bogrito with it 😂😂😂

@f1av0rflave 9 ай бұрын

He eats cat food on purpose now so there's that.

@JenJenMegaDooDoo Жыл бұрын

His voice is going to give me a second stroke. Edit: Cobra's voice, not my boy Kiwi's; his is like butter.

@snicksandstones Жыл бұрын

I think a lot of butter would be more likely to cause a stroke

@SocialKarens Жыл бұрын

That intro was spectacular. Great work!

@jbBehemoth Жыл бұрын

3:24 I wasn’t looking at my phone but had to run over in horror when I heard that noise

@sdivine13 8 ай бұрын

He doesnt cook good food, he he cooks food good, like beyond well done

@Death2PDOFiles 5 ай бұрын

Yet slurps up nearly raw stake 😂

@devyntomlinson9349 Жыл бұрын

I'm King Cobra JFS in Master chef

@freddywilliams9837 Жыл бұрын

One time I overcooked meatballs in sauce and felt like a failed chef. I feel so much better now.

@KingSaida Жыл бұрын

I get that this is a bit nitpicky, but the cut he's using is referred to as "boneless country ribs". It does come from the same loin as pork chops but instead of slicing the loin like you would for steaks it's prepared by first cutting the loin in half (the long way) and then cutting it into slices.

@davidjune4737 Жыл бұрын

In the show The Venture Bros, Doctor Venture uses a slim Jim in a mixed drink, I'm 100% sure that's where cobes got the idea.

@DecoraGarfoid Жыл бұрын

Dude.. Probably 🤣

@redflagg69 Жыл бұрын

Alot of bloody Mary's come with a meat stick in it lol

@DecoraGarfoid Жыл бұрын

@@redflagg69 I doubt cobes would know that though.

@larryfishmas Жыл бұрын

@@DecoraGarfoid he actually says in the video that it was inspired by bloody Mary's. That said, Cobes logic is still fucked. It's basically like saying spaghetti has meatballs why not throw some in this yogurt 😂

@DecoraGarfoid Жыл бұрын

@@larryfishmas ha. Yaaa🤣

@samsalamander8147 Жыл бұрын

My Daughters father is institutionalized in prison and he cooks all kinds of crazy jail crap that always involves ramen noodles. So weird and gross. My daughter came home from a visit once when he was out in a halfway house and she told me he made a casserole with ramen noodles sour cream and Dorito’s. I’m like uhhhg did you eat it?

@chrism4008 Жыл бұрын

Damn, im sorry to hear that. Its difficult asf to defeat that programming once you get out. I hope that hes able to for your kid's sake

@RerunTheWizard Жыл бұрын

This has been a gnarly chapter in the cobra cook book

@quinrosee Жыл бұрын

love being in the burrito shell era

@Fausto_4841 Жыл бұрын

sorry kiwi, i had to nope out at 3:35. the sound of that slop splatting on that tinfoil is just too much. i went into a different window and it sounded like somebody stirring a pot of macaroni. i realize this is irrational lol.

@carwashadamcooper1538 9 ай бұрын

That drink, though. Leave out the tequila and it might be, maybe, (nah. I'm lying) ok. This dude... I hope he's ok.

@1990rexyB18A1 Жыл бұрын

Might as well have emptied the whole container of seasoning. I don't think he will have enough for the next batch of boneless pork-fil-etz!

@WobblesandBean Жыл бұрын

That "drink" reminds me of the infamous Sandra Lee curdled cocktail because she didn't know you can't mix milk, alcohol, and citrus together. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@kaib.5912 Жыл бұрын

Thanks to Rotten who gifted me Tapist Status! Love ur stuff man

@JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal Жыл бұрын

What's up with lolcows not knowing how to cook? Man I don't even eat at restaurants because I'd rather cook. How could you go through life without making good food,

@tacticalcope Жыл бұрын

You don't need special knowledge to follow a recipe, but lolcows can't fucking read in the first place. Watching Cobes massacre something as simple as preparing a box of mac n cheese, something I think most folks in their 30s have mastered in high school, is amazing to behold.

@AllHopeIsLost1134 Жыл бұрын

Him being gross, is his way of owning the trolls.

@listenerwhisperer Жыл бұрын

Lol cows are highly regarded.

@TheFallofTheEleventh Жыл бұрын

11:24 this drink combo is looking so f***ing gnarly…..WHY? 😂😂

@michaelsativa8834 Жыл бұрын

I just found this channel I’m hooked

@WeldingQueen 11 ай бұрын

Does anybody else likes how kiwi says salmonella?😊❤️

@rutrakainmeiez5107 10 ай бұрын

Salma nella😂

@Carrosive Жыл бұрын

"with the spicy sausage stick sitting in there I'm getting a little spicy kick" is not the sentence you expect from someone's tasting notes for a drink

@LostFoundling Жыл бұрын

His drink combos are literally middle school lunch table Long Islands

@Donduinthedeathjester Жыл бұрын

Cant wait to see someone try out his burritos

@jesselucian106 Жыл бұрын

Out of the lolcows big on KZfaq these days I find cobra to be the most relatable, buttt… one of these days he’s going to summon an eldritch deity into his kitchen by creating the unconscionable culinary abominations he begets and we will never see his face again.