Words and music by Sandy and Richard Riccardi
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Give the white supremacists a nod
Tell the Christian right that you found God
Take away the women’s rights we’ve had for fifty years
Hang out with the Ku Klux Klan, then crucify the queers
Build a wall to keep the for’ners out
Tell a Californian there’s no drought
That leaves one thing more before we’re through
One little thing from me, for you to do
Kiss My Rump, Donald Trump
I’d never vote for you
Not if you were the last man standing
Kiss My Rump Donald Trump
Your winning days are through
Your ass, to you, we will be handing
Lie about the businesses you’ve sold
Leave your wives before they get too old
Go learn your Scottish history, you silly billionaire
Admit you can’t buy everything as proved by your bad hair
Talk of women like they’re pigs and whores
State they’re only useful on all fours
Use Mick Jagger’s music till you’re sued
But here’s one little task you must include
Kiss My Rump, Donald Trump
I’d never vote for you
Not if you were the last man standing
Kiss My Rump Donald Trump
Your winning days are through
Your ass to you we will be handing
I’ll try to be succincter
But your mouth looks like a sphincter
Your squinty eyes reveal to me
A narcissistic personality
Your tiny sausage fingers are
Too small to hold your fat cigar
I’d put a handsome Muslim man
before your nasty fake spray tan
Tell McCain he’s not a war hero
After all, why not? You didn’t go
Tell me how you plan to carpet bomb the innocents
Tell me you can run the country with noexperience
Flush the Grand Old Party down the drain
Have a bromance with Vladimir Pu-tain
Summon all the bigots in the country from their caves
Is this the way a president behaves?
Kiss My Rump, Donald Trump
I’d never vote for you
Not if you were the last man standing
Kiss My Rump Donald Trump
Your winning days are through
Your ass to you we will be handing