Need to Invite the District Manager!

It’s GLORIOUS

no not really

In such glorious context

You count quantities of people by KG rather than whole people?

The rap battle killed me. Couldn't stop laughing

My favorite part is imagining the people around them only hearing their half of the call.

@@JeepnHeel Thats all i try to do is imagine

@@JeepnHeel sometimes a third

Lol

oof

Michaelsoft Binbows honk*

I love KZfaq

Comments like this only come by once a year. This is gold 🤣thank you

Love your comment. Priceless.

Omgee

@@harperlane3936 YES, agree, gotta love these gems... these nuggets of spells, wisdoms, truths... a little tickle from the Universe...

STOP

This comment needs SO many more likes

Zing!,,,

bah, dah, boom... chsss!

I hate you. Here's my like.

I'm so confused did he like invite a second or was that part of the con? Maybe I missed him it happened. What a weird call. Went from goose virus to a rolex bidding war??

They do it so when people intervene normally it seems less believable I think.

yeah but its much worse.

Lol

LOLLL

My question is when he went from being Anita to being Marge lmfaoo I'm guessing it's the full name Anita Marge but I like the the thought that he just told both of them different names for shits and gigs

He ain’t lying, Marge had bars.

That about 7000 people probably were the amount of people watching stream.. Amazing.

For the scammers, or with anyone without contexts, it just might mean the person's pets or something. And it's brilliant.

@@rubensoeteman well yeah, he was just answering the scammer's question honestly

@@TheCatVtuber that's a much more charitable interpretation. If I heard that I'd probably ask who the hell they had gagged in the basement.

@@TheCatVtuber he said there are 7k people which means he has 7k pets-

You mean "goosey".

@@Gwydda ..........

dylan vines i doubt it because it honestly isn’t that hard to find scammers to prank.

@@MrBubbs01 where is your proof to this little conspiracy

@@MrBubbs01 and also come on man it cant he wouldnt go through all that trouble especially since honestly not all his videos are that thrilling or interesting

Is it actually a virus or is it called like that

WAIT WHAT IS A VIRUS???

its not a virus, its an desktop app you can download

You're nuts, Geese are creatures of hell! Even the voice changer went demonic the further it went on xD

Lmao me to

It's a shame they aren't good at rapping

Money motivation

Kitboga: Okay now Ash, you make a honk Ash: *1920s car horn*

*_"ehaAæUGh"_*

@@lav-kitty thank you for that reply holy shit

I was literally eating and when he made that sound the food came out of my nose! Now my nose hurt from the rice coming out of it, and my jaw hurts from laughing too much.

@@winnetou5664 This is so accurate I can't LMAO

Honestly, an unintended consequence of these videos is that the scammers become almost endearing. Then I remember who they are and it goes away lol

@@Corninthesky I think they feel the same about them... just look how he snapped back to protocol. makes me hope that at least some will feel remorse at night for what the didd so far.

@@supersonic0003 i feel like some of them like that aren't really bad people just caught up in a terrible situation that they don't know how to get out of.

Ash Ketchum from pallet town

@@aspenisthebest either way, they're still doing fucked up shit

Wrong, he's ascended to goose tier. It's a much higher tier.

He ascended a LONG time ago my friend.

😂🤣👌

He is inevitable

The Rap Battle tho !! That was AWESOME

No clue about these specific scammers, but I saw another channel where the scammer realized he was being played, asked if he was Kitboga and, when he said he wasn't, he lost interest... so at least some of them *do* watch these things.

@@ssokolow He's their boogieman, but I'm surprised they don't realize it's him when they hear the old lady filter, but then again, their phones might be crappy quality to not recognize it is a filter.

@@guardiansoulblade267390% of old ladies probably sound exactly like this. yes it sounds a bit robotic because it’s coming to us through a high-quality mic but imagine it all the way across the planet and on one of their shitty little headsets

Still though, 7 out of 10 iq

I know. I saw it on the internet and died.

@Sammy G that has me crying from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one

Lol right when i read ur comment he said it XD

Mess with the goose, get the noose

Agreed, i found shirt with this slogan and bought myself 2

it had me laughing for a long time

Quack...LMAO

Trooper we need that shield generator down now!

Classic Trojan Goose

Goose is capturing a command post

Hjonk

I hear top tier honkers are genetic

@@renjithjoseph7135 all honkers are top tier, so long as they are natural

I think he's just naturally gifted at imitating everything :D (or should I say.. each and everything xD )

I thought the correct answer would be to honk at them

painfully accurate

Not. Even. Kidding

Is this (blank) or (blank) "Yes." Is surprising common. (is what I'm learning )

1:36

@@foolishdonut It's annoyingly common 😂. Always happens whenever I try to ask someone to choose between two things, like was it this brand or that brand, and I just get a yeah, that's the one 😂.

LogedRBLX he put the quotes for a reason

Ikr😂😂 it's adorable

I’m officially getting this as a screen saver so I can look over at night and laugh

With a goose like that it's more like a screen destroyer!

CallMeKevin used this thing while playiing Call of Duty and the other players in the match couldn't tell if he was trolling or not. XD Mind you, when the goose takes your cursor, in-game it's stealing your crosshair.

not only this, but after this video this same scammer called Kitboga again for another 16 hours. Kit made a series out of it lol

​@@lancerwawszczak1548Ash or Jordan

@@IX_4 i dont even remember tbh this comment was like 6 months ago

So he failed at the pre-school test of which barnyard animal is which.

@@userjames2009 Pretty bold to assume that these braindead scammers went to school to begin with.

I think he was saying code lol

I'm crying omg

That's how you know he's a professional

Lmao

quack quack

I'm 10 months late and I'm absolutely loosing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

hahaha I was bustin up HAHAHAHA

... i want to hear what the other's in the scammer call center thought about their "co-worker" suddenly honking and laughing.

Best customer service, 10/10 would be scammed again.

​@@MOORE4U2Hey, they have the best service staff. For what that's worth.

You can just edit the group policy in windows and disable things like that, disable run prompt, disable right click menus etc.

@@alexandranicholas6310 How

@@alexandranicholas6310 We are awaiting your wisdom

@@alexandranicholas6310 you think they're smart enough to do that? They follow a script, they struggling doing simple tasks without it.

@@peony4175 whoosh

Did you make it to the rap battle? That is as funny as it gets.

I died!

My favorite part! My kids loved the little goose too, lol

Can u give us a timestamp

😂😂 even the scammer was like heheheu

The biggest brain scammer, he actually helps you for an overpriced amount.

Sorry, I made a mistake, that's just my health insurance.

What a time to be alive.

GoOsE

I'm right there with you, some of the best stuff I've seen in a while

The tears will fill a thousand oceans

It was a mistake watching this part with my mouth full of food

I thought he was gonna say “honk” but that was probably the joke he just didn’t reveal it

Yea , haha! I did like how Ash was nice and calm while answering the "question. I have a feeling that Ash would be a nice person in real life if he wasn't scamming anyone.

If their were geese in the road I’d HONK at them

The only acceptable answer is to floor it. They are a hell of a lot smarter than deer. They will move.

@@Gr3nadgr3gory no, they won't. I live in Canada, we have to stop for geese crossing all the time. They are some slow bastards.

He died rip f

Rip in peace

Constipation and suffering

24:22

The violent coughing to cover up his laugh Edit - wow "to covering" I'm apparently illiterate

K Hendrickson nice profile pic tbh

Geese are now goats

Untitled goat game and geese simulator

language*

669th like

LOFL I know! I watch this abt every 3 mos & it keeps delivering 🤣🤣

👉🌽🤪

It went to a rap battle

😂fr tho😂

999 likes? *n o t a n y m o r e*

Magic

I know right loool

Yes this was stupidly fun to watch scamers trying to rap battle and honk and they couldnt even speak normal cuz they wherent english and spoke all at once, making a mess of honks and wierd, non-fitting words

I love how not once did they ask: why?

@@key.key.937 that's mostly because in different countries animals "sound" different. For example ducks in us make a "quack", but in russia they make a "krya", which you technically can hear both in how a duck sounds.

Even the trolley problem. Recast with geese and goats.

Bobert the tennis ball

@@IMCPILOT841 Agreed.

Right he might misuse that senior discount truely terrifying.

THE GOOSE SOUNDS HE SPENDS LIKE 40 SECONDS MAKING IM DEAD

what is bomer

I want it!

I need this mouse-goose-cursor !!!! 🤩😍🤣

Hjonk

8:17

@@isabellecoeur1829 it's free, too, just google "desktop goose"

Hjonk

Kitboga H o n k

to be honest.....who wouldnt lol

Congrats on 1 milly!🥳🥳🥳

Can you promote my channel sir please next video sir..

You caught that too...

I love this callback

ah yes, the W.W.W.W.A.C.T.P. they do great work

There's a legend amongst the Tech Scammer world, a man from the Worldwide Webbed Wide Association of Certified Tech Professionals named Daniel that could scam an old woman successfully out of thousands of gift cards... Skeptics say he's just an elaborate prank done by a KZfaqr. But people that have experienced him first hand swear that he's real. Anyone that comes across him quivers in their headset.

In the pool of scammers those two were sweet as hell like if they would even enjoy the competition and all this goofery

"Hah finally the scammer left!" *his coworker comes up and unplugs his pc.*

@@kirtil5177 remind me of pewdiepie. "hah!! Got you b*tch"

we can only hope! That would be awesome

They'd never figure it out lmao 🤣

yeah but you can recognize number , pretty sure they all have the same starting number or something like that.

I c r i ed

For reference 32:54

im laughing way too hard lmaO

Yoooo this was mad funny

I know omg! How can I get a goose widget lol

​@angelweengz if you haven't figured it out you can get it. My friend sent me one a while back, and to get rid of the goose it's esc key. Yes you can get dozens of then at once, and an army will break your pc.

It’s so funny and I don’t know why 😂😂

I choked at that point laughing

Thank you for this timestamp XD it's precious

A C C U R A T E

Really? I thought the rap battle was pretty genius 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cant believe he made the spammers do honk noises lmao

I can’t believe this is real life LOL

Time stamp please?

@@forknspoon3275 30:30

And kit was so much better than both of them 🤣😂🤣😂

I can’t believe they participated 😂😂

They honestly aren't even like real people. They probably didn't even think anything of it, or just started resorting to elementary style bullying. I don't think these guys ever age past 13.

it was probably highly smoky and very depressing

I would pay money to watch that

lmaoo "atmosphere" is the technical term they use in pyramid schemes for group meetings

Yes

@Sammy G badump-pshh

​@Sammy G ha ha, this can go in 'RareInsults' 🤣

*HONK*

"HERR HERRR!" "ASH WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW STICK TO THE GUIDE!"

It never gets old cuz it varies. 😂😂

Greed. They both think of him as a floppy old woman wallet with legs, short legs so he’s an easy target, when in actuality he’s running circles around them as a long/legged young human man.

Followed by "look at this Jordan" and Jordan replying "that's a good one" hhshah so wholesome.

@@BenderdickCumbersnatch name is Jordan Thinks he's Michael Jordan Oh-oh

It's like Kaneshiro's Palace except with less broken ATMs.

LMAOOO

Begging to be sampled

I lost my fucking mind at that. HAHAHAHAHA

literally the BEST part of the whole incredible call

@@JeepnHeel oh we didn't knew that.

LMAO

👌

Sounds like the scam center boss hasn't fed him for a month

i cant stop crying

These scamming calls generally go right by the script and are incredibly boring, so they seem to appreciate a little diversion. Scammers seem to have a disconnect between their unethical aims and their ability to be attentive and kind in the moment.

@@kathleensutherland6593 Scammers are just people. They'll rationalise the bad so they can go home and sleep at night, but they can still hang out and be chill. Everyone can and many (most) people do this when they do dick things.

i think a lot of scammers are just brought there by the circumstances of the society they live in. the countries they call from are impoverished as fuck, and having a terrible governmental response to the covid pandemic hasn't helped any. it's easy to tell the difference between a person who scams by necessity versus one who does it because they're genuinely a shitty person. i think survival is more important than morals, and the "ground troop" scammers don't really earn enough to warrant my condemnation - that's reserved for the managers and the people that put the whole thing together, not to mention the geopolitical complexities that caused the incredibly poor distribution of wealth in the first place causing low-income countries to resort to scamming. that's why i love kitboga so much. he just wastes their time in an enjoyable way and both prevents them from talking to someone else while also educating people on how these scams are perpetrated, without resorting to weird revenge-porn tactics like other scambaiters.

@@Person01234 I don't know, I think it must be abnormal to be able to rationalize this level of terrible. Or maybe I suck at rationalizing being a shit person, I don't know. Generally someone has to do something pretty shitty for me to rationalize treating them as bad as scammers do.

@@PixieoftheWood I mean, I seriously doubt scamming people is gonna be like your number one career choice, no matter who you are. Think, it's a dead end job, probably low pay, and you're the butt of hundreds of jokes. Sometimes it's not a choice though. But they can still be chill people.

yes

India cannot do anything about it because it is a corrupted nation where money speaks. Even one of the biggest actors of Bollywood is involved in murder and poaching but the courts cannot do anything.

Ayush Raj :( that’s so sad

ACAB

☆ Props to you, sir! Hope nobody tries to "De-Fun" you!

don't forget no windshield wipers

@@Pundae that too

And they forgot to take the winter air out of the tires, and put in the summer air

@@jayyden oof that’s the worst

Personally I hate running out of blinker fluid I always forget to refill it.

I'll call the guys from Ghana, can you please log in your bank account?

Time stamp? 😂

@@kateelliott8228 8:15

The Salty Explorer thank you!

If u died,, Then how did u write this comment?

😂😂😂 Yeah, man! Little did the scammer know that this whole thing would land on KZfaq for millions to watch.

He wasn't lying!

Broken windshield wiper

Blinker fluid. Hahaha!

Had me dying. Blinker fluid is such a great meme.

Bruh there's many lines in the video that are underrated like "im having goosebumps"

@John Stonik what

@John Stonik huh?

@John Stonik you do know real companies have IT support and have divisions that specialize in senior citizens right

@@ayajade6683 I guess they are saying that if he has talked to kitboga he has to be a scammer 😂

@@WillFaustCuber op was talking about how kit rambles just like an actual old lady does with his job John is just an ass

He thought the goose got her!

Adam Pilarski Damn geese takin people and what not. For their nefarious goose purposes

ITS NOT A VIRUS. a virus definition: " In more technical terms, a computer virus is a type of malicious code or program written to alter the way a computer operates and is designed to spread from one computer to another." The goose program is not malicious and cant spread from computer to computer. If you press a certain key for long enough it turns it off.

@@redpug5042 I think they know that, it's just referred to as a virus.

RedPug why don’t to cry to kitboga? His title is clearly spreading confusion

You don't know what you're talking about it's clearly a wirus

@@redpug5042 me: says a anything The internet: akchkually

Sadly..Yes🥺.. He probably needed this.. Butbut.. they are the same a**holes behind that.. It can easy take my heart away when thinking about what brought them to that point and start scamming.. So I dont..where can a human feel well and at the same time do this..?! Money?..in change of all your feelings, beliefs.. and to be tru to your heart...?!.. naaaa..👋🏼🙄🇸🇪

@@lindaedvardsson4218 Yeah I stop sympathizing with someone who's has a terrible life once they start taking it out and try ruining others.

They hardly ever laugh and when they do it sounds akward. But yes it's nice to hear they are human

@@lindaedvardsson4218 a lot of these guys do these jobs just to get by and barely get any of the money they scam people out of (mostly goes to their boss). I'm not saying that makes it ok, but there's a lot of people that feel that if it means letting their family have food and shelter that they'll do anything.

@@lindaedvardsson4218 good point but for the love of god use grammar like a normal person

Via Amazon package

I was looking for a comment about this bc I was like "I know I'm not the only one who thought that was funny"

Prime shipping is amazing

20:32 He's trying to charging you the money, he will sending you the goose, he will asking you the money, just to because to remove the goose!"

Lold

I was hoping others caught that 😂

That was a ducking funny comment! 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Well, you just know he kinda thought of that joke waaaay beforehand and was super excited to make it the whole time.. it was pushed at the earliest opportunity lol

Gander is a male goose.

Omg that one killed haha I'm still lmfao :)

Me too, I just commented that before seeing this Haha like does this shit happen often? What happens when they scream at the people? Or when they hear them rap? I cant imagine what their bosses think

@@desvexel840 the bosses probably encourage it unfortunately & most likely don’t even care what they say or do as long as they get the money

I think things probably get so dull that they invite the ridiculousness of scambaiting. A tiny part of me wants to believe that they had a feeling it was going nowhere and just had a ball with the goose noises and the rap battle.

Literally though lmfao. I can only imagine how it looks to everyone else in that office when they start doing that.

@@xFlareLeon Yeah I sort of feel like that too. Just a bit of a vibe I got like they started to not care as much and let that call go when they were on the rap battle.

No honour among thieves

@Kabir Singh what?