Will Scammers Notice I'm Using Windows 95?
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3 жыл бұрынAre tech support scammers smart enough to notice a 20+ year old version of windows? Would they hang up right away or keep trying to scam me even though their script won't work?
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Pranking Scam Call Centers With Windows 95 Scambait
@TheRadiogeek 3 жыл бұрын
You should take a screenshot of your desktop and make it your background and hide your icons. Then when they click on the icons nothing will happen.
@ishdx9374 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO to the top it goes
@hdezn26 3 жыл бұрын
Evil Plan, Why didn't the cat think about that. . .
@bestofdancehall 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Mngalahad 3 жыл бұрын
Set it up like a cat was walking over it or some nuts fell over the keys or something and pretend it happened and went full screen by accident.
@dylon4906 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god this is genius
@That_0ne_Dev 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll fix it for free" *2 minutes later* "That'll be 500 dollars"
@furanduron4926 3 жыл бұрын
Your free trial of free has expired.
@drboze6781 3 жыл бұрын
Shipping and handling, of course.
@drboze6781 3 жыл бұрын
@@furanduron4926 - Like that Futurama episode where Professor Farnsworth complains at a checkout stand that his "Angry Crotchety Grandpa Discount Card" is good for a lifetime, and the clerk says, "Yeah, well, yours expired."
@JenA2145 3 жыл бұрын
@@furanduron4926 within minutes
@MichaelSuperbacker 3 жыл бұрын
2:57 what a fucking liar! He said he “ will fix free of charge “!
@krisd2518 2 жыл бұрын
"The problem is you've been hacked." Didn't know hackers were still targeting Windows 95, gotta stay on our toes it seems.
@LaraChristine 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@dominichines9996 2 жыл бұрын
Someday win95 will be a viable security system on its own
@yoz0ra69 2 жыл бұрын
I swear I saw this comment when the scammer said it, my jaw dropped
@OrdericNeustry 2 жыл бұрын
There are probably still some sites around that have ancient viruses from the old days.
@techguydilan 2 жыл бұрын
@@dominichines9996 Just good luck getting on any modern website, at least 20 years in the future it wouldn't even render. Also finding a new drive 32gb or less might become a problem too. Could always VM it though.
@anno_nym 10 ай бұрын
This Scammer is so focused on his job, he actually tries to download Anydesk onto a 16 bit machine, that's hilarious 🤣
@Honey-Sanchez 2 ай бұрын
I use 95 so I can run all my archaic video games. 🤔
@fakerac3521 Ай бұрын
Isn't Win95 IA-32?
@MsNoPixel 3 жыл бұрын
*Scammer:* _”I’ll fix it free of charge.”_ Moments later... *Scammer:* _”I’ll fix it for $500.”_
@NoOne-ie4xl 3 жыл бұрын
if he charges 500usd might as well buy a new rig XD
@Breakbeat. 3 жыл бұрын
@@NoOne-ie4xl No no you see, a new computer won't help because the hackers are in the network, you have to pay for a firewall. :D
@logarithmmm 3 жыл бұрын
@@Breakbeat. f-wiuh wahl
@RobPlays.OldGames 3 жыл бұрын
@@Breakbeat. do you take cash or credit ill have my grandson drop it off to you
@rat-rat6381 3 жыл бұрын
Didnt he twll in one moment someting like "you gonna pay few tousent dolars becouse its free" or samtin
@jellebouman 3 жыл бұрын
*when the scammer wants more money than the computer is worth*
@glenecollins 3 жыл бұрын
Windows 95 laptops can be worth a bit if they are in good condition
@user-lh7mt7zo7l 3 жыл бұрын
@@glenecollins Yeah they've gone back the other way and turned into a vintage item I guess
@electropoopoo1453 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-lh7mt7zo7l this is why my dad doesnt throw away old things
@user-lh7mt7zo7l 3 жыл бұрын
@@electropoopoo1453 Smart move really. As long as you have the room for it.
@spongebot6955 3 жыл бұрын
That price is almost the price of ps5
@tharealmb 2 жыл бұрын
I love the last guy: "It looks like you have ALREADY been hacked". in other words, admitting he was gonna hack you
@eggi4443 2 ай бұрын
don't read too much into semantics if this is someone's second language
@FruityBobs 2 ай бұрын
@@eggi4443 Buddy, he is a scammer
@proudmanchild165 2 жыл бұрын
You should have bottle necked the connection and constantly slowed it down too to make it look like it was a bad dial up connection so their computer keeps hanging.
@aleksuks Ай бұрын
Yeah and then we wouldn't really hear anything the scammer has to say
@TriangIe 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO he called it “Windows 1”
@WhiskerWhippers 3 жыл бұрын
I think he meant it like “the blue one” because he says it’s been a while since he’s seen this windows one.
@D0ntTickleMe 3 жыл бұрын
What's with doja cat?
@realmerdon1123 3 жыл бұрын
Lol he did
@crazy-4-cooking 3 жыл бұрын
Actually try out if scammers notice, you are running windows 1 on a legit old 386
@MrFiver1111 3 жыл бұрын
@@crazy-4-cooking I believe i386 doesnt have MMX, so streaming would be impossible
@astrosoup 3 жыл бұрын
"Will scammers notice that my computer is just two rocks that I bang together?"
@annohalloran6020 3 жыл бұрын
Lol like the horses in Holy Grail
@fats3342 3 жыл бұрын
@@annohalloran6020 Coconuts.
@Catterjeeo 3 жыл бұрын
@@fats3342 Coconuts in mercia that's obscene we are in a temperate zone
@brandtforester837 2 жыл бұрын
@@Catterjeeo the coconuts might have been carried by swellows
@sukiBambina 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t kill me 😂😂😂😂
@pauldeddens5349 Жыл бұрын
I love how he struggled to open DOS, and when you finally opened it for him, without telling him. Making him think he did it himself, he then with such confidence typed netstat twice, not understanding why it doesnt work.
@SuperLoop7209 2 жыл бұрын
Really goes to show how desperate these scammers are that after all this time, they still don’t recognize scam baits even when they are seemingly obvious lol.
@crapisland.5689 3 жыл бұрын
"we will fix it free of charge" literally one minute later: "ok that'll be 500 dollars"
@treborironwolfe978 3 жыл бұрын
It's not cheap to remove the Win95 virus.
@sieg131 3 жыл бұрын
@@treborironwolfe978 I mean extended support HAS ended
@kap1526 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😆 🤣
@kap1526 3 жыл бұрын
@@treborironwolfe978 win95 windows and computer itself isn't worth half of that
@ciellanchester5048 3 жыл бұрын
@@kap1526 r/whoooosh
@foxsox5046 3 жыл бұрын
Their brains backfiring is a thing of beauty.
@---H_M 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen the free AOL icon in soo long lmao
@foxsox5046 3 жыл бұрын
@@---H_M those were the days, "Mom! Did you pick up the phone?!"
@bobleeroy9203 3 жыл бұрын
What brains?
@mikekodiac1384 3 жыл бұрын
I bet ya most of the scammers dont know what W95 is. Lol
@djandjb1 3 жыл бұрын
This content is funny and all... but someday they’ll make a movie about the plight of these scammers from the Middle East and how they were basically forced to scam just to get a meal a week for their family... They are leeches no doubt, but the guys on the phones are just employees, they probably have an abusive boss who has an abusive boss who makes all the real money.
@Johna41223 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you called them on your phone, then put your phone microphone really close to the pc, then turn on windows 95 and let them hear the startup sound. They’ll probably shed a tear of joy when their memories come back, and maybe realize that their life needs a change for the better.
@eglol Жыл бұрын
XD
@encycl07pedia- Жыл бұрын
You're assuming these scammers are at least 30+ years old and used Windows 95 as a young child.
@popixel 11 ай бұрын
I loved your conversation that you had with the scammer at the beginning, asking him if he was doing community service. Are used to work for a call-center and I’ll never forget a lady who called up when I had taken care of her order and everything got to the end just about to let her go. She said you’re the kindest inmate I have ever spoken to. So I questioned her on that I had no idea that they used to use prisoners to do customer service work.
@rebelndirt8830 3 жыл бұрын
Should have told him I have to hang up the phone to go online.
@hudsonknott 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment 😂
@devuniquedev1 3 жыл бұрын
😱 😱 😱 😱 u sent me back to 90s
@LamentButterfly 3 жыл бұрын
Memories ...
@efulmer8675 3 жыл бұрын
Ah... the wonderful days of the 300baud modem.
@miffyo 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@gris186 3 жыл бұрын
0:50 I kid you not but those 3D pipes were hours of entertainment back in 95
@priyanshsharma9391 3 жыл бұрын
The Best Experience Was On XP Though
@orenmauritzen8674 3 жыл бұрын
It was science fiction back then Kid one: Wow your computer has the tubes! But my uncle's computer has the one with windows logos in space! Kid two: Whaaat? That's awesome duuude! It must be a much more expensive computer man!"
@priyanshsharma9391 3 жыл бұрын
@@orenmauritzen8674 Ahh Old Memories
@ellebhee5045 3 жыл бұрын
I was piping away until 2007!
@PaizuruInsanal 3 жыл бұрын
The fish tank one was the ultimate drip
@robertcarlson8867 6 ай бұрын
"Shortcut to New Text Document" right next to "New Text Document" is a masterstroke.
@mitchlinder1689 Жыл бұрын
Dear God seeing that screen saver even if it was lower rez was blast man I remember watching it as a kid thinking it was cool I'd completely forgotten about it but nostalgia hit like a ton of bricks
@mitchlinder1689 Жыл бұрын
Excuse me?
@l0rd0ct0d0rk 3 жыл бұрын
Guys, he didn't say free of charge. He said "free upcharge" lol
@dustyfox6511 3 жыл бұрын
It's like that simpsons joke; "Works on contingency? No, money down!"
@mykala6114 3 жыл бұрын
And he made a lot of Sense without even knowing it.
@brunop.8745 3 жыл бұрын
@@dustyfox6511 that was a glorious reference
@hbdragon88 3 жыл бұрын
If this is a reference to Kitboga's Windows RG video, well done, sir. If it isn't, that video is hilarious. At one point Kit says he WANTS the scammer to hang up on him and doesn't mute his microphone when he starts laughing.
@deadreckoner5276 3 жыл бұрын
When your desktop has an icon called “The Internet”
@deathbyscience42 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@kokotaughs 3 жыл бұрын
Her grandson did it for her.
@snakedeadly 3 жыл бұрын
“CLICK HERE FOR INTERNET”
@theasdr 3 жыл бұрын
@@snakedeadly I am going to internet
@balvindersingh3710 3 жыл бұрын
@@theasdr me:wait,that’s illegal
@karenterry2556 Жыл бұрын
I'm 71 and would really love to spend a day with you helping to do these videos. You make my day!
@Mister_Fister. Ай бұрын
so 2 years ago u were 69. do u do 69 when ur 69?
@alec7568 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if they were smart enough to realise it was a virtual machine.
@AaronOfMpls 9 ай бұрын
Funny thing is, I can imagine a situation where their mark could legitimately be running Windows 95 in a VM: Grandma was never very rich _or_ tech savvy, so she held onto her old Win95 PC until it died 20+ years later. She got a new PC after, but couldn't get used to how different Windows 10 was. So a tech-savvy relative copied/replicated her old 95 install in a virtual machine, and set up Win10 to automatically load it fullscreen as soon as possible after startup.
@alec7568 9 ай бұрын
@@AaronOfMpls yeah I could genuinely see someone doing that for a friend or relative. I have to wonder if it'd be easier to learn an updated OS than it would be to daily drive a VM though.
@user-arimdaar 5 ай бұрын
In fact you can if you read carefully through Device Manager)
@alec7568 5 ай бұрын
@user-arimdaar that sorta stuff would get past me. I tried to set up multiple virtual machines on a network and figuring out the iP addressing aspect was so hard
@maxmachac9756 3 жыл бұрын
"Will the scammer notice im actually using an old soviet Balistic missile computer"
@vanguardtrainer924 3 жыл бұрын
“Will the scammer notice I’m actually using a rock”
@slimpwarrior 3 жыл бұрын
That made me chuckle lol
@ladylover1134 3 жыл бұрын
@under a rock will the scammers notice what the rock is cooking?
@unitytwins6652 3 жыл бұрын
Boss: Did you get anything out of them? Scammer: No sir, sorry sir, all they had was a stockpile of nuclear launch codes...
@RNoctowl 3 жыл бұрын
@under a rock THE rock Johnson?
@MichaelMJD 3 жыл бұрын
"Will Scammers Notice I'm Using MS-DOS?" 😂
@iirmusic 3 жыл бұрын
Or, "Will scammers notice I'm using Arch Linux and a tiling window manager?"
@NotIlham 3 жыл бұрын
Will scammer notice if i use win 10x
@EZX280 3 жыл бұрын
Will scammers notice if I'm using Windows ME?
@pizzamon795 3 жыл бұрын
Will scammers notice if I'm using an Etch A Sketch
@DuffkaBigNerd 3 жыл бұрын
Will Scammer Notice I'm Using Direct Hardware Instructions?"
@jacebrogden3490 Жыл бұрын
Being born in 91 and growing up on windows 95 and 98 you learn patience and have those AOL dial up noises engrained in your mind. Rear memories
@nickiecass8808 2 жыл бұрын
The part where you say “Know that you are loved and you matter”, is so beautifully said, even your tone of voice becomes so soothing. Thanks it is appreciated 🤗
@MsNoPixel 3 жыл бұрын
*Kit:* _”I’m not talking to a criminal or anything.”_ *Scammer:* 😳😳😳
@Jex2112 3 жыл бұрын
He’s not a scammer.. he does fixations 😆
@Freekniggers 3 жыл бұрын
No denial either
@smt4090 3 жыл бұрын
In a nutshell
@livfreeali4958 3 жыл бұрын
@@Freekniggers that went right over the stupid benchaws
@louistournas120 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jex2112 I've never heard the word fixations before until I visited the Kitboga website.
@AmalSKuriakose 3 жыл бұрын
_"I'm not talking to a criminal or anything"_ *Yesn't*
@thecoolguy9364 3 жыл бұрын
"Yes, but actully no!"
@birdley9577 3 жыл бұрын
Nah yeah or yeah nah.
@giggitygoo21 3 жыл бұрын
Kit you should find an Indian translator so you can translate what the scammers are saying to eachother. would be fucking hilarious.
@The420OTIS 3 жыл бұрын
That's fucking funny 😆
@that_1_smelly_fox194 3 жыл бұрын
@@giggitygoo21 m
@sunrays-inspirationmotivat3505 2 жыл бұрын
Great that the scammers have a worthy opponent 💪🏻 God bless you Kitboga!
@RatSmasher88 2 жыл бұрын
This one is definitely the best voice filter youve used, very convincing
@kitsuch.6776 3 жыл бұрын
Scammer sees the Win95 screen: "It's a virus."
@ansv3340 3 жыл бұрын
We all knew that in near future windows will be considered a virus )) we called it :’must die”
@claroibre4778 3 жыл бұрын
Mam itz a Wirus!
@MaxOakland 3 жыл бұрын
Technically the truth
@osumido 3 жыл бұрын
@@ansv3340 it's always been a virus
@CWINDOWSsystem32 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaxOakland 95 though?
@srwordsussecuaces6374 3 жыл бұрын
*Scammer sees Windows 95* Scammer: "Windows 1"
@Noshbergh 3 жыл бұрын
Had to scroll way too far for this!
@aazxcasd 3 жыл бұрын
@@Noshbergh Wow! Thanks for the very useful information!
@dreadavis9751 3 жыл бұрын
@3:10
@nyoob8790 3 жыл бұрын
i think he was refering to "this one version of windows"
@zepharasite 3 жыл бұрын
@@aazxcasd whooooshh
@mirko5707 Жыл бұрын
You have become a professional Scammer Master and you know how to handle those guys
@samsimington5563 Жыл бұрын
So glad to watch one of your videos for the first time; if I remember right, you're the one my aunt recommended me to see 😄
@rikeep 3 жыл бұрын
Back when paintbrush was the most exciting thing on the computer
@onlyfans.alycatrawr 3 жыл бұрын
There wasn't freecell or minesweep?
@Jedda73 3 жыл бұрын
Which you would use it to look at .bmp pixelated porn, that would take over 40 minutes to download.
@SlimbTheSlime 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jedda73 Gotta use the low-def stuff. Staring at 10x10 images with some imagination.
@Excalion88 3 жыл бұрын
No, there was this cool 3d BodyWorks thing I played on Win95 where you could explore the inner workings of a 3d human body and navigate it like an episode of Magic School Bus. It sounds mundane now, but it was the coolest thing ever in 1996.
@shane11 3 жыл бұрын
@@onlyfans.alycatrawr and a pinball game
@danielevans7439 3 жыл бұрын
“Thank you for giving me the opportunity to explore Windows 95 again.” Considering most scammers would be dropping F-bombs at this point, that was surprisingly classy.
@Galactum 3 жыл бұрын
Wholesome
@brunop.8745 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, nostalgia just hits you, y'know
@pkj6684 3 жыл бұрын
Of course they're still a scammer but ah well
@ManpreetSingh-kk7ds 3 жыл бұрын
Professionals have standards
@MistSGM 3 жыл бұрын
I think he said "Windows 95 game"
@ryanwilliams6602 Жыл бұрын
😂😂I keep coming across your videos by searching for somehting else and end up watching your vid instead. And the humor throughout the conversations is top quality!
@pristittt 2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious I just discovered your channel and I love it
@Laurana07 3 жыл бұрын
If I had a dollar for how often FREE means $500, I'd have $500.
@thrash208 3 жыл бұрын
🤯
@sujeto16a 3 жыл бұрын
Give me your credit card info so i can send you those $500
@zanebullock 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t you have $1? You’re saying that 500 scammers say free and then say it’s $500
@applejackmccrack5383 3 жыл бұрын
@@zanebullock my head hurts 😂
@derr5943 3 жыл бұрын
You would have a gift card
@cbtan16 3 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing Windows 95 came out before some of these scammers were even born.
@angryalbertan9353 3 жыл бұрын
@Mawablem as someone who used windows 95 this is fact. My computer was powered by a hamster wheel of rock. The raptor was not included with the wheel though me and the cave squad had to capture it. Good times.
@giftedfox4748 3 жыл бұрын
Next move should either be Windows Bob or just plain DOS.
@PunxTV123 3 жыл бұрын
because these scammers are hired and trained on how to do their script. like they don't know much computer, just basic scamming script from their boss.
@WakeAndBakeBeats 2 жыл бұрын
Dude your old lady voice is so good, I know ur processing it with a filter and some other sauce, but like your inflection and just the pacing of words is incredible, idk if you already do voice acting, but good god, man, if not pls do!
@watchthegamer73 Жыл бұрын
This is priceless! I love watching modern day tech kids who haven't had experience with an older OS go and try to navigate it. It's a great learning tool for kids etc to go back and check some of the older stuff. I love going back to my Commodore 64 from time to time which was my start in the computer world. Good stuff.
@ResonantGamingOneHive 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not talking to a criminal right?" Scammer: Well, yes but actually no.
@1egendWasTaken 3 жыл бұрын
Dude as i was reading this i heard it
@spinetime4066 3 жыл бұрын
Soggy poggy
@C4DeadCharge 3 жыл бұрын
Well yes, but actually yes
@uselesscrap2701 3 жыл бұрын
I have more training in using windows 98 than any modern operating system.
@physicists9486 3 жыл бұрын
Well no but actually yes
@epicmetod 3 жыл бұрын
Scammer: "which windows version you use?" Granma: "the old one" Scammer: "Seven?"
@Ivaylodr5 3 жыл бұрын
He said 10, not 7
@aidanhelfrich4887 3 жыл бұрын
Windows 8.1?
@Hotshotter3000 3 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
@01iverQueen 3 жыл бұрын
A technician that doesn't even know the os...
@Hotshotter3000 3 жыл бұрын
@@01iverQueen To be fair it is possible that the scammer might legitimately have not known Win 95. I personally have not used it since the 90s (and only briefly since we got it around the time Win 98 was released). I recently installed it with PCem and it did tickle my nostalgia bone, but ultimately it is just for nostalgia and playing games that don't run on modern systems. Honestly I would be quite impressed if the scammer knew what Win 95 is and (more over) what its vulnerabilities are.
@mightymeowz Жыл бұрын
10:30 I'm laughing so much man, this is pure gold! 😂🤣
@josephjensen8436 2 жыл бұрын
These are some of the best videos on KZfaq.
@KitbogaShow 3 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking of installing the 3d maze screen saver on my main pc...
@Izziebelle1000 3 жыл бұрын
I miss that screensaver
@killpop1681 3 жыл бұрын
Yes do it 👏🏼👏🏼
@someitguy2175 3 жыл бұрын
I keep wanting to do that as well on my Linux workstation, but then I think about the on hours hitting my 34" ultrawide monitor and the slight bump in my electric bill.
@SpiderSparta56 3 жыл бұрын
DO IT! DO IT!! YES DO IT!!!!
@monikdarcy1614 3 жыл бұрын
You're my hero
@ivanjarpa2669 3 жыл бұрын
If the scammers weren’t complete fools they could have helped him get an illegal copy of windows 10 for $299 installation fee
@GoogleAccount-tt5yx 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahah best comment ever
@caustic8455 3 жыл бұрын
isn't windows 10 already free?
@Swaglard69 3 жыл бұрын
@@caustic8455 I think they just made it free the other day unless I'm wrong
@thornsandrosesofficial 2 жыл бұрын
love your pfp!
@madensmith7014 2 жыл бұрын
@@caustic8455 that's why its the scam
@davadroddy446 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way they think they're so intelligent while the whole time were all laughing our butts off at the fools u make em out to b. Ur so quick w ur comments and u just crack me up. Best fun I've had n Baytown TX n yrs. I'm a forever fan
@lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806 Жыл бұрын
Man, just seeing those icons takes me back :)
@kaiserkiefer1760 3 жыл бұрын
Will scammers know I’m Using a “WW2 German punchcard computer”
@juch3 3 жыл бұрын
"Will scammers notice I'm using the enigma machine?"
@kaiserkiefer1760 3 жыл бұрын
@@juch3 wingdings is enigma V2
@Ladiesandgentlemen141 3 жыл бұрын
Not if they're using an IBM Computer!
@Panthera-Uncia 3 жыл бұрын
No, but if I were you I'd track their locations and send a Vergeltungswaffen.
@mvbalan_ 3 жыл бұрын
"Will scammers notice im using an abacus"
@blakestone75 3 жыл бұрын
"Is this windows 10?" Yes. Sure. Why not.
@ranid0072 3 жыл бұрын
Windos 10 x Gaming Maximum Experience version
@veqr7266 3 жыл бұрын
420th like
@skymonkey30 3 жыл бұрын
"Is this Windows 10?" Well, I bought it in 2010 so... Sure!
@rompevuevitos222 3 жыл бұрын
Windows 10 Ultimate Performance edition (antivurs disabled)
@MuhammadIlhamuodd254512 3 жыл бұрын
@@rompevuevitos222 -_-
@meganlovesdogs Жыл бұрын
I LOVE these videos. You are a genius 😂❤
@hiswayservicesblog9288 2 жыл бұрын
I remember those old Windows screensavers! Could watch them over and over, especially the pipes.
@AtheistOrphan 2 жыл бұрын
I could watch pipes all day, just waiting for that teapot to appear!
@nightterror6727 3 жыл бұрын
"Will scammers notice I'm using a Samsung smart fridge?"
@yesyes300 3 жыл бұрын
"Scamer get scamed" Stw
@bevsartsandcrafts715 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@benwil6048 3 жыл бұрын
“I will do it free of charge”, 20s later “this will be expensive $500!” That escalated quickly
@GoAndrewKuiken 3 жыл бұрын
then they changed it to $400 lmfao
@Knapperoni 3 жыл бұрын
Would probably be a better deal to just buy another Windows 95 computer
@optiTHOMAS 2 жыл бұрын
Love the old windows feel and vibe! That pipe Screensaver is a classic! Also, I love the like Mort Goldman voice for the call! Brilliant! 😆
@christopherbays7719 2 жыл бұрын
The cup and the greenscreen was great! Could see the clock through it
@Buddygong 3 жыл бұрын
Hello, this is the 90s calling. We want our scams back.
@LOOTLORD605 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment of the year.
@jefferyclark185 3 жыл бұрын
Breaking one is easy but breaking two have fun
@NorthernGreenEyes 3 жыл бұрын
90's please come back 2021 needs you!!
@RawbLV 3 жыл бұрын
When they say "Your computer has been infected with a virus" ask back "Is it COVID?"
@noire_xd 3 жыл бұрын
Funny
@therealdoc 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious topical joke
@ExoticDva 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
@lawrencebarnett7467 3 жыл бұрын
instant demonitization
@rage2130 3 жыл бұрын
The day comedy was invented
@pubcollize Жыл бұрын
4:58 "you've been hugged"
@gamerinavangaming 2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos Kitboga. Thanks for your great work :)
@hhhpestock951 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad he didn't use 98, because as we all know, "There are no viruses for Windows 98, you just can't do it"
@Indeside 3 жыл бұрын
What's that a quote from?
@hhhpestock951 3 жыл бұрын
@@Indeside mattkc
@ADeeSHUPA 3 жыл бұрын
@@hhhpestock951 uP
@deathbyscience42 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@_beel 3 жыл бұрын
The screensaver gave me a 50mL dose of high strength nostalgia oh my
@BeardoChrist 3 жыл бұрын
The old start button did it for me
@rextremendae 3 жыл бұрын
@@BeardoChrist MCI did it for me
@BoaPython 3 жыл бұрын
The old Pipes Screensaver!!! I'm internally screaming in joy! ^_^
@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure 3 жыл бұрын
I legit miss that screensaver
@waknbakn420 3 жыл бұрын
Only thing better would have been starfield
@cameron6226 2 жыл бұрын
Watching you waste those a-holes’ time is so satisfying! Keep it up 👍
@Allaiya. 2 жыл бұрын
My mom actually had a Windows 95 pc that she still used just for bookkeeping until around 2019 when it finally went kaput. When I was like 5-7, I played the original Oregon Trail, Monkey Island, Loom, Mario Paint, and a few other games on it. Since she kept it around, I'd still boot those games up from time to time. I got pretty good at Oregon Trail. Good times.
@nochkeiner836 3 жыл бұрын
„I was searching for a recipe.“ Few minutes later: „I don’t think it’s connected to internet...“
@ninetailedfox579121 3 жыл бұрын
Also while literally being connected through remote access.
@nochkeiner836 3 жыл бұрын
@@ninetailedfox579121 ohh that’s right didn’t even think of that 😂. The scammer didn’t notice it anyway.
@daveed1797 3 жыл бұрын
Not too bright those tech support guys are.
@Milosz_Ostrow 3 жыл бұрын
When scammers call me and claim I have a problem on my computer, my standard response is, "WHO TOLD YOU I have a computer?" It confuses them and they hang up.
@assasinghostgamer8281 3 жыл бұрын
Ηahahaha lol
@richardnixon4255 3 жыл бұрын
When the scammers call me all they get from me is the jobs done there's blood everywhere now what they soon hang up🤣
@bluntsmoke9913 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardnixon4255 no way😂 are the scam likely calls them?? Or
@01iverQueen 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardnixon4255 like some godfather: send the cars (says the scammer exact/real location) lol
@SC-gp7kt 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I'm using that.
@josemanuelglez Жыл бұрын
I love the kitchen layout scam scenario hahahahahaha I turned away for a minute and watched this LOL love it!
@RCJH2022 2 жыл бұрын
OMG! That screen Saver!! Takes me back!
@mosessupposes2571 3 жыл бұрын
“I think my keyboard is fine, just a little dusty.” Dude, you’re too good 😂
@gamingforlive2150 3 жыл бұрын
Scamers be like: geting schmacked lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KasimAkr 3 жыл бұрын
12:35
@gamingforlive2150 3 жыл бұрын
@@KasimAkr lmao if u could setup rasbperypian bruh cause its more like a tool for kids would be hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and not even windos lmao
@KasimAkr 3 жыл бұрын
@@gamingforlive2150 lmaooo
@mosessupposes2571 3 жыл бұрын
@@KasimAkr Good one 😂
@mikuenjoyerXD 3 жыл бұрын
My mom got scammed for $2500 by the social security scam... Ive been pissed, thank you for what you do
@reyhanamontana 3 жыл бұрын
Aw I'm so sorry, I hope things get better 💐✨
@cindblank 3 жыл бұрын
That is horrible. So sorry.
@cowgoesmoo3850 3 жыл бұрын
I got a text from the "DMV", turned around to be a new type of scam they are using.
@chrismorgan283 3 жыл бұрын
@@cowgoesmoo3850 I left another bloody Corolla laying around again. This time I left it in Washington D.C.. I keep getting the same one. The car warranty people hang up at the slightest hint of me being on to them. But, I have got to stop leaving these damn Corollas everywhere.
@EZX280 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrismorgan283 I thought corollas were hard to lose. I've lost my camry more times than -1.
@Aldarinn 2 жыл бұрын
I think we can all form a team to call scammers and harrow them for fun. Just keep cracking jokes, get their Hopes up and deject them patiently and repeatedly.
@prince.vegetaaa6419 2 жыл бұрын
Know that you are loved and valuable and that you matter- kit Love that outro….havin a shity day today so hearing that made me happier thanks kit!
@Gigetto4419 2 ай бұрын
Smartphones Dumb people
@kazemizu 3 жыл бұрын
"You've been hacked." "What, I'm being hacked!?"
@Whimsy3692 3 жыл бұрын
The dial-up connecting to the Internet sound effect would have been the icing on the cake.
@DncampDncamp 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@chriskaprys Жыл бұрын
Yes please!😅
@cheffrey82 5 ай бұрын
I used to do that to scammers. A few years ago I was regularly called by them and I'd string them along for as long as possible, because as long as they were on the phone to me they weren't preying on anyone vulnerable. When they eventually asked me to connect to the internet I'd blast the 56k dial up sound down the phone at them.
@kaytlinschipper 9 ай бұрын
Love your videos. Thank you for the kind outro. ❤
@alexizzarelli9122 Жыл бұрын
I can’t stop watching your videos!
@PhilosophyofElivagar 3 жыл бұрын
Should have clippy come on the screen and say "Oops! Looks like there's a scammer on your computer, do you need help with that?"
@SomeoneVEVO 3 жыл бұрын
Love this
@Wilkyway2010 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t know why but I pictured him with a hat, monocle and sceptre as he says it!!
@kaiotikworld8945 3 жыл бұрын
OMG yes I forgot about Clippy! 😽
@NorthernGreenEyes 3 жыл бұрын
Awwwww!!! 🥰🥰
@420yoruichi 3 жыл бұрын
Yaasss😂
@MatthewDurden 3 жыл бұрын
"Will scammers notice I don't have an operating system installed, I'm actually in my BIOS".
@Spdracer 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard
@lulimas 3 жыл бұрын
Kkkkkkkkkkkk
@dedr4m 3 жыл бұрын
Next, ROM-BASIC on the IBM AT!!!.... Mwahahahahaha!!!! Edit: Will they notice there's no disk drives attached whatsoever!!
@smd9591 3 жыл бұрын
Next up: scammer vs BIOS
@halfromeo8019 Жыл бұрын
If its 500 dollars to fix I would better buy new computer for this money 😂 those scammers are delusional 😂
@rrosa2004 Жыл бұрын
exactly, you could even build a decent gaming rig for this money when you use used cards
@soldierofchrist7343 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention a computer like this really wouldn't be able to access the modern web. Also what programs do they think she would even be running? DOOM? WordPerfect? Is Grandma playing Commander Keen while browsing her MySpace in 2022? Did she get the virus from going to Ask Jeeves?
@njihil Жыл бұрын
500 dollars is a pretty good amount to build a decent gaming ish pc
@ToddSweeney341 Жыл бұрын
Ohh Hacker movie 1995 vibes Hack The Planet 😂 😂 Great content man.
@EpilepticSnail 3 жыл бұрын
BREAKING NEWS: Indian man arrested by US Customs carrying 78 Walmart gift cards and notes detailing plans to assassinate Twitch Streamer.
@SDfighter1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard. Thanks
@rafetizer 3 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to imagine buying a gun from walmart using only giftcards
@INF1NI73 3 жыл бұрын
"The Rule: No racism, toxic behavior or comments (towards scammers or one another), racial stereotyping nor targeting. The Why: Not all scammers are from one particular country nor of a certain ethnicity; likewise, not all people from a particular country or of a certain ethnicity are scammers. To assume otherwise is an unfair generalization."
@INF1NI73 3 жыл бұрын
I think this rule makes zero fucking sense. Just so were clear. Since it may as well be re worded to "thou shalt not mention India". Apparently its racist to use a country's name.
@EpilepticSnail 3 жыл бұрын
It's most likely because of Twitch TOS to avoid "racist" comments getting flagged.
@duanebailey6253 3 жыл бұрын
Give them a linux box to really throw em off.
@car8298 3 жыл бұрын
I remember, some tech support scammer claiming that their client should get a "real operating system" instead of linux and angrily hung up
@4Y0P 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao a microsoft tech support agent helping you with your linux machine is a funny plot
@Dieclownmusic 2 жыл бұрын
Run kali Linux just to really rub one in their face
@minnalunar 2 жыл бұрын
run arch to flex on them
@Jjjkar 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: linux with a wallpaper made out of a windows desktop with all icons visible.
@Krullmatic 2 жыл бұрын
Windows '95! This brings back some memories! Thanks for the nostalgia kit!
@robertburr2652 2 жыл бұрын
A real life phone conversation I had with a scammer: Scammer: What operating system are you using? Me: OS2/Warp Scammer: ........OS2/Warp.............ok, you have no problem goodbye.
@bobbender6060 3 жыл бұрын
1:33 "I hope they pay you--I hope they pay you very well for this." * Dies inside * "...yes, of course."
@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai 3 жыл бұрын
🗿
@manjusingh9118 3 жыл бұрын
√36= ?
@sulzh 3 жыл бұрын
@@manjusingh9118 ±6
@mariodimitriadis 3 жыл бұрын
@@manjusingh9118 why would you ask this in KZfaq?
@ocdplaylistmaker7032 3 жыл бұрын
@@mariodimitriadis lol I love this
@hanfbrot 3 жыл бұрын
“Will scammers notice I am using a Casio calculator?”
@tjenadonn6158 3 жыл бұрын
Will scammers notice I am using an abacus?
@CheeseWeegee 3 жыл бұрын
Will scammers notice I am using cave paintings?
@teatimegaming971 3 жыл бұрын
Will scammers notice I am not using anything at all?
@skyedafloof 3 жыл бұрын
Will sacmmwr notice im using android?
@sagnost 3 жыл бұрын
Will scammer notice that I'm non-existent?
@ProgrammedForDamage 2 жыл бұрын
Loved seeing the retro icons, like the AOL free trial. Man that takes me back. Also, they just ignored the "Wangimg" image file on the desktop? Not even a little bit curious as to what granny is up to?
@elvijsk Жыл бұрын
12:48 - He just gave up - "Computer has been already hacked by someone".. So nothing for me to do here :)
@GodBlessHipHop 3 жыл бұрын
If she dont remember those 3d pipes on the screen saver, shes too young for you bro! or you too old.. ha ha 0:48
@marlongasparotto5867 3 жыл бұрын
omg the pipes, sooo much nostalgia
@mrcontroversy222 3 жыл бұрын
@@marlongasparotto5867 right...ugh I was 11 or so.
@nothanksnoname7567 3 жыл бұрын
No, just right.
@buzzy2792 3 жыл бұрын
the pipes are 10 years older than me sheesh
@jamesmccomb9525 3 жыл бұрын
If she remembers the pipes she's probably close to her thirties.
@Sashazur 3 жыл бұрын
Tech tip: A “virtual machine” is software that acts like an entirely separate computer. Scambaiters mainly use virtual machines because they protect their real computer from viruses, and they’re easy to reset back to initial settings. Smart scammers sometimes look for clues that a computer is a virtual machine (which is a tipoff that they could be dealing with a scambaiter), but Kitboga has spent a lot of time setting up his virtual machines to hide those clues, which are things like technical names of hard drives etc.
@zanebullock 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@desmond-hawkins 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Linus
@jose13neo 3 жыл бұрын
Does he use Kernel based machines tho? Or is he just using oracle VM with good configurations. I’d love to see someone like Mutahar do what Kit does since Muta usually uses kernel based VMs and can tell them to fuck off in ther language xD
@riftvallance2087 3 жыл бұрын
I would have a hard time believing that the typical scammer Kit deals with would be savvy enough to notice.
@shorb2289 3 жыл бұрын
@@riftvallance2087 It's pretty easy when the upper right corner says powered by vmware or in the lower right it says activate windows
@sokhz8627 Жыл бұрын
That A.O.L. icon,.... Cdplayer lol. Love that Wangimg joke file. Old school Paint. Man this brings back memoires.
@waynenathanieltheanimator Жыл бұрын
0:04 Luckily i use Windows 8.1 and it's not mentioned there 😂 now i am safe from pesky tech support scammers
@XeXer423 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE act like an old person, and then in the background, have the grandson walk in and then have them fight about the older person being scammed
@Elephant11 3 жыл бұрын
Make sure the old person is getting physically abused to make it more believable
@rompevuevitos222 3 жыл бұрын
And in reverse, scream "stop or i will take out the bat again, if you didn't like a fractured leg you won't pike a cracked rib"
@TheGuruStud 3 жыл бұрын
He's done that before. They lose their shit.
@BakedBanana 3 жыл бұрын
oh.
@maverickREAL 3 жыл бұрын
He actually did that on a lesser level with someone else! "IT'S CALLED DATING GRANDMA"
@necronomicon1472 3 жыл бұрын
"You've been hacked." Technically not that wrong...
@eggstopper5 3 жыл бұрын
Lol true.
@arushdeep5521 3 жыл бұрын
@@eggstopper5 sry i didn't understand can u explain me pls
@eggstopper5 3 жыл бұрын
@@arushdeep5521 Well, the scammer hacked onto the computer so yeah. He is the one hacking the computer. I hope you understand and have a great day!
@solidwire6359 2 жыл бұрын
Wowsers, that desktop background takes me back!
@virgiliustancu9293 Жыл бұрын
The computer was infected with Windows 95.
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