Oh! Thank you!!! This is my favourite video. Edna is perfect!

Thank you, also could you do a video where a "grandson" comes in and argues with the scammer whether it's a scam? That would be really funny (not my idea).

:(

Hi

Love you channel but dude... please stop whispering into you high quality crystal clear microphone. It’s quite annoying. I can hear your ducking lips smack please... what are you trying to do ASMR?

The scammer clearly being put off by his unwillingness to stop it's so funny

I can do the adlib thing, where you just create a character and spin bullshit, but doing it so effortlessly while someone else is screaming in my ear makes it almost impossible, just cause my brain wants to process their words, and it interrupts the flow of the adlib. That's his real talent to be honest, just tuning that shit out and going on with his stories lol, absolute legend

Beggars Indians 😭😭😭

It's too funny the scanmer is like wtf while old woman just rambles

I actually met a woman like this before. She loved to talk. She was a fan of the run on sentences.

Talking from experience, he has it down to the tee, I used to work for a bank and we had this older lady that would call us just because she felt lonely.

@@morrokbyo nthat's so sweet and depressing at the same time

@@mrponalado oh definitely, most people hated getting her because for sure it would mess up their stats, but I loved talking to her, she is such a sweet old lady. She lost her husband a couple of years back and that's when she started calling more often.

Proud of him lol

@@morrokbyo You have a soul. Good for you.

18:44 for anyone searching here. You’re welcome. I’m paying it forward here damnit. I randomly clicked on the spot where this was when I saw this comment.

Doing God's work ​@@AnthonyTalerico

It is flat ;)

nope its not@@JustinTurdoCastro420

​@@JustinTurdoCastro420 And green. Lusciously green

😂😂😂 don’t know how he thinks it up x

Eggs. You never have those in your coffee? Saves time.

The wig does a lot

Then you'd love ed bassmaster's prank call videos, so many good characters

james ford I use to watch him back in 2010 “pssssst”

@@DopeTheManDope pshh, unreal

It makes me laugh when he dresses up for us hshahaha

Bro tell me about it I used to do this last year but it was so much stress I had to quit!

@@liamjahdai scumbag

@@liamjahdai lol robbing from old people? is your life that sad that you couldn't get a decent job? xD

He's being sarcastic, jeez

@@shauryae478 i'd like to think he is

I thought that too. It’s a strange mentality ….

That's greed in action.

xD

"If you don't do your homework, you will have to become a scammer like me"

Hahaha..indian scammers are always so loud and angry always..hahaha

😂

LMFAOOOOOO

123ofd you see, you ARE part of his demographic. It's targeted for age groups who are prone to these scams

Xan Chi. was that supposed to be taken seriously? I would never fall for these scams, and I’m not older, so why did I get this recommended?

@@AaronTroy19 aimed to entertain us younger people, not educate seniors lol. I see how you think that but his audience is in majority younger. Also feels like these are stream clips although that might je wrong

@@AaronTroy19 also, the person commenting simply said she was not in the same demograhpic. Which is true if she is 60 y/o.

@@AaronTroy19 what you are talking about is audience demographics. Sorry for 3 comments, my phone is fucking up.

Thank you

10:55

JESUS..THIS IS SOOO ACCURATE

Yup 😂

👌🏻😂😂

"Why do I hear boss music?"

And those that tasted the bite of his wig, named him The KitBoga.

Lmao ! Good one

It is like a Jean-Paul Sartre play

"Call and ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me."

Ikr. I'm feeling so much empathy for this fake person and I'm A. Not trying to scam her. B. Know that she's fake. The fact the guy gets so angry instead of feeling bad for her or even just charmed by the sweetness of it all is just a testament of the heart of those type of greedy people.

He literally had no respect. It made me so angry

I swear I'm gonna hear this MADAM in my head for a loooong time geez

@@snowflake8658 😂😂 so true

Seriously, that fake story was pretty interesting ngl

HAHAHAHAHA I READ THE COMMENT AS THE GUY STARTED SAYING MADAM MADAM MADAM MADAM 😂😂😂 I'M CRYIN

MADAM MADAM MADAM MADAM!!!!!

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT

Just doesn't make any sense

Then watch "Scammers Wanted $3,000 - They Watched Me Spend It All "

at the start of lockdown I got a scam call, told them politely no thank you and hung up. he calls me back and tries again a little irritated, I tell him firmly not interested. he calls me a third time and outright calls me an idiot for not wanting free money, starts cussing me out till i lay it on my echo and ask her to play power metal, volume 10.

Yes that's what got me lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"I thought it was going to be a little, but it was a lot..." "It soaked right through the cardboard..." "It has a pungent smell." 🤣😭🤪

You know the scammer was so confused

@@MisstyG this was hilarious 😂

I can relate, stayed at a job for too long myself despite numerous red flags.

Its a complete art!

lowkey tho I also laughed when he told the story about playing hide and seek with his cats in a box, and I think the scammer just briefly pictured a little old lady hiding in a fridge box while old fat cats sat around not even looking and just had to chuckle bc I know I the fuck did lol

Hahaha I love it so much ! 😭

Right!

MMAAADAAMM!!!!

The laughing made me so sad though, because I know they laugh at real old people :(

Kitboga is Cosmos' method of telling scammers that they should get a new job. Right away.

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sparky, that's a great observation!

Yep was hilarious. He knew he was at the final hurdle and was so close to getting what he wanted. Was so funny watching him tilt.

Info Weeb It is totally relevant to them, the brain controls it.

Exactly.

It was hilarious! He kept it going for so long

Globe255 well technically you are the brain... they do it subconsciously

i love random old people stories

Good one 👍

Bump Good stuff

These are genius

I like this one. Good idea.

Bump

Indeed, piquant.

YES!

-Madam, Can you please listen to me? -Yeah, I've been listening to you the whole time.

The scammer had it coming. Completely deserved it after the horrible work he does.

It's gold 🤣🐱🙂

They are vile 🤮

Yep

That would be amazing

And then scammer revolts deletes his files and syskey his computer

PLEASE YES

@@JenniferJiang2013 Well apparently that's the dream of every person who watches scambaiters 😂😂

Stonks

Luscious.

@@abbycross90210 thank you XD

I want to like this but it's currently at 69 and that's NICE

@@ZioComposite it's 96. now

@@BSKX17 LMAO I tried ; ___ ;

NONONONONONOMADAM NO

Lol . hallarious

Hes rambling on and on... hes just trying so hard to get “her” attention 😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Hahahah!!!! Madaaaaam! Maaaa'aaammm! .....Riiiiiiiiight. Riiiiiiight. Riiiiiiight.

He sounds like a sheep... mA maaaa madam ma ma ma madam

Not scamming. Just annoying

Scammer:Nooo you cannot scam a scammer Kitboga: haha scams go brrrrrrrrr

@@tomxia6228 haha yes, this is very original and very comedic comment, I have never before seen this format of meme, it never gets old and never ever will I tire of seeing this format so _lazily_ creatively adapted to every yt video. It makes so much sense that kitboga would "go brrrr" at scammer, yes, that is VERY funny. I can just imagine him now, so nonchalantly replying "scams go brrrrrr" to the scammers well formulated and elegant point. See, it is the reduction of both elegance and the simplicity in its nature that is the "brrrr" noise reply which gives this original and creative comment so much comedic value. Yes, keep adapting this new, emerging maymay format to every comment section on every video you watch, as I really enjoy seeing the -stupid- -lazy- creative variations of this format on every KZfaq video's comment section and I never fail to audibly and sharply exhale from my nostrils along with a tensing of my mouth muscles into a smile in reaction to this VERY FUNNY comment. *VERY FUNNY.*

@@grantramsay1486 I see you are trained in the ways of sarcasm. I am glad to see you waste so much time and going to the hassle of writing an essay dedicated to my comment and even going to the point of editing it to perfection. I press f to pay respects to your efforts to reply to a low effort meme that was never intended to be taken seriously. Good job. Adios my dude while I relax you can spread your sarcasm all over youtube. Oh by the way unoriginal memes go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :P ps. idrc and i never will care about your comments keep wasting your life spreading hate. May god save your soul. Amen

@@tomxia6228 Amen.

LISTEN TO ME MADAM!!

Don't get scammed

Maam check your dms i will give you a refund /s

Cool 74 years. I'm 25

I wonder where I will be when I am your age.

By the way, I just wanna say that you're awesome and I love you

Barret XIII Not all grandmas are confused

Haha, if I worked in customer service and came across someone like this, I'd politely say, "Excuse me, but I'm afraid I'll need to disconnect now. Please call back later."

@@dbo514 That is true but the scammers believe most of them are so being confused and/or telling long stories helps convince the scammers that the character is real.

Years ago I had to "work the phones" (working at my employer's local call center) for a few weeks every winter and spring - we had many elderly callers that would get confused and/or tell long stories (many of which were entertaining or interesting) just like Kit's character.

Instructions unclear Too many sport references

There are people who thinks this is all scripted and fake. -

strahlfe that is true.

I disliked because I can't stand the annoying grandma roll play

Hahaha I was thinking the same thing

@@Coltensreefing Then you are clearly on the wrong channel. Kit has the best scammer content there is on KZfaq.

Scum of the earth I hate them

Them being annoyed aside, it actually works well as an intimidation tactic.

I'm indian and these people scam within the country too This is so embarrassing 😪

Yeah that literally makes me sick, they will tell (an old lady) stuff like “shut up and listen to me”. Even if you weren’t doing this. Talking to elders like that is sickening. Just evil scum bags.

It has to be something to do with anonymity. At a certain point you have scammed enough people over the internet that it almost feels like a videogame, but with actual cash prizes, which coupled with the danger of doing something super illegal, and the power you have to control and manipulate a person, would be an insane dopamine rush. I think the point at which they start to get savage is when they're Jonesing, when they can almost taste that high and it seems only just out of reach, and they lash out at the person who's denying them their next hit.

1hr 48 : he lost a voice

I'm laughing so harddddd 😂

Meeeeduuuum

MADAM. LALALALALALALA

Then “Honey? Honey?”

Dude was a real idiot😂😂

@@notaverageabove5190 yeah, cause you know the names and locations of bridges in india. Dude is a scumbag, but knowing where the golden gate bridge is not a requirement for the world. just checking your american privilege

@@ljubomirjuraj9658 Chill. No need to get so salty over fact checking a guy who was too busy scamming our elderly to google his shitty alibi.

@@ljubomirjuraj9658 Dude - if you live in a city or have lived in a city there is a very good chance you know what is in your city. Check your privilege yourself mate.

Ljubomir Juraj Dude, you sound stupid. Of course not everyone is gonna know all the bridges in India, but the Golden Gate bridge is one of the most recognized structures of the world. The fact that he said he was from Brooklyn, which is literally on the other side of the country from which said bridge is located, is funny due to neither of them being related. Stop with your privilege crap.

😆

Reminds me of Rush Hour. "Yeah, Push the god damn button!"

🤣🤣

He means business

He’s dedicated to his work. 😂

Or this elderly person has mastered the art of looking like a 25 yo KZfaqr

Or maybe the pecan sandies have mastered turning this 25 year old man into a rambling 80 year old grandma

And then at the end of the ramble saying "Yup I've been listening to you the whole time".

And then someone should sub to me,I WANNA BE 1K SUBS

The rambling power comes from the old lady wig.. LOL

oh man I was laughing so hard on this one. LOL

That's legit advice, though.

i legitimately woke my family up laughing late at night from this part.. There were so many amazing lines in this vid.. I like watching the stream but i think i like watching it more on youtube with all his commentary and explaining key moments..

@@heybri I love the long list of stores...Goldengate bridge...and ohare airport..lol

The long list of stores Piggly Wiggly..YMCA..M .lol..GoldenGate and O'Hare...hilarious....maybe have an accident along the way.

read that in Nigel's voice

roku the dog Nigel who? The one who recognized Ashton’s voice?

@@ethanlee8621 Nigel Thornberry the dude in Paul's profile pic.

😂😂😂😂

Totally agree! There's nothing to feel bad about, they cause havoc on hard-working people and they need to feel what they cause others.

Scammer would have completely lost it lmao

"I am so proud of you, son."

superfuntime the desk love that desk lmfao dude watching these videos in my house at 3 am not easy 😹

I was going to like this comment, then I realized it was at 420 likes. I don't want to mess up a good thing.

A lot of these responses are generated by the twitch stream viewers. It's pretty great.

@Vannic Wolf yes!!!

Why angry

@@ianfortuna9385 because they are sick

@@sajamily2404 very I kept 1 on the line for 19 minutes I’m trying to beat that record

@@sajamily2404 I know

@@sajamily2404 I don’t even hold a candle to the guy in the video but that’s the longest I’ve kept 1 of these scammers on the line 19 minutes and some change 19 minutes he can’t use to scam someone else and he will never get back

I nearly had to turn it off it was turning my stomach 🐽🐽🪳🪳🪳🪳x

Ryan Ranger best comment You’re an artist

Hahahha...scammers are raged

Breath taking

Yea I wish they would dial my 82 yr old mom. You can't grease a can of oil lol. They would have their hands full with my momma.

you can hardly call this guy a con artist, he is just reading from a script

He might get in trouble for impersonating a cop but I don't know

this would be fucking awesome

@@Booger564 For the purposes of satire, I don't think it counts. Impersonating a police offer to arrest/detain/otherwise infringe on another person is a whole different deal. This would be primarily for a "joking sense". Remember. The scammer is overseas. A street cop would have no jurisdiction here.

Saheth Edupuganti no, he would not get in trouble for that. He isn’t putting fake lights and sirens on his car. And he isn’t pulling anyone over

omg yea

At around minute 11 he talked from 1:08:00-1:14:00 without a break, i want to be able to do exactly that

@@slimeagedon5147 finally someone addef a freaking timestamp in the comments 💜😂

Its beautiful isn't it😊

@@slimeagedon5147 it's so fun to do that to telemarketers too lol

The tower of babble

He insulted the madam in hindi while she was telling that story

@@hammadnaqvi7522 : He said mahder chode, which means mother chode or mother fucker.

I wanted to hear more about the trash grandkids!!

Yay he definitely needs to be sued!!!!!!

The indians are going crazy ...maaaaaaaadam, maaaaaaadam 😂😂😂

honestly the funniest thing

Her name is Edna but she sometimes uses the name Barbara (Barbie) Kendall.

And he got so mad he started speaking his natural language.

Time stamp?

Shit got my crying

Hahaha you get it!

'hope followed by despair and repeat' that coined this poem well. 😂👆👏👏 Well done.

Why are you eating coffee this late?

🥕 🥕 🥕 🥕🥕

@@elcabezon2222 haha maybe she was trolling you the same way xD

Rev? Is that you? He once said, "no, I live in a cardboard box" when he received a Home Montage scam call thing.

That's just how convincing Kit is, he's f'ing EXCELLENT at playing 'Edna', or really, anyone he plays as. His response time and witty demeanor are off the charts.

@@SyNKevN for real. He is amazing at these characters.

he did not understand the word "soil"

I know right lmao

The exact level that makes them QUIT is what would truly be priceless, but yeah, funny as heck, I get it.

Yeah man, indians should be ashamed of themselves

@@basitshabbir1100 Ah yes, every indian ever. Logical. Not racist.

Jimmy Bean yep every Indian

More than priceless😂🤣🤣🤣

And most of the stores have been closed for business for years.😂

@@kthom4595 Right 🤣

thats exactly what this is

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 exactly. I am screaming

@@umezonors maybe it will make them realise that what they are doing is not the way to go. Who am I kidding, probably not

Yeah, but only if you're a PoS of a human being. That's the best part.

Torture implies that the person recieving said treatment is innocent... He's not

The way he keeps a straight face... is spectacular.

thats a voice changer it sounds like though

Damnit I commented pretty much the same thing 😒

pauljerome01 the acting of pretending to play the old lady and how “she” talks sounds just like how an old lady stereotype that they aim for, even with the voice changer hes still a very good actor to pull this all off, granted English isn’t the scammers first language

Agreed..

That sounds like an awesome idea to me.

YES! Make it a game, who gets the angriest, who breaks down? Who even gets to the main part of the scam? *How long will they last?*

@@Evan-hm7tz This guy went on hours after his shift should have ended. It can be a very fun game. Category for angriest call, longest call, shortest call (unintentionally atleast), biggest lie. Keep running until everyone in the call center gives up. Then do another stream a week or so later bombing another center. Do this for years until every call center shuts down due to crank granny LAN parties.

This aged well

@@Galaxy82_ Did he actually do this?

I'd /love/ a madam counter!

I was going to say that myself after I read a few comments. A "madam" counter would just finish this although it's already fantastic.

I declare drinking game. Who needs brain cells?

R.I.P. Video Editor if they had done that 😂

HP W I think you’ve had enough, madam.

You think these people have wives? I think they've probably even been disowned from their own families. Haha

I wanna read the manga of the grandma.

All this is yours Susie, as long as you become president of the United states

😂😂😂

I'M DYING :D :D :D :D made my day!

He made it into an orrrrrfice

If a KZfaqr can do this why can't the FBI

@@SouthrnComfort Because this shit happens in India and the police there don't give a fuck about call center scams unless the victims are Indian

TheTundraTerror destroy India

Not this guy..we should call him "This dogshit indian scammers"

@@SouthrnComfort they can, they don't because it's pointless

Could you translate some of those moments and timestamp them? I’ve always wondered what happens when they start talking to their supervisors

Those people are in India and I speck there language they was angry and cursing to his mother

Inamm Ullah English please

@@yammmit He said, those people are speaking their native language, they were cursing their mother in their native language.

bacon boy holy shit, normally I can understand poor English on an extreme scale but even that gibberish went over my head.

@@yammmit Let's not be too harsh, learning new languages is really hard, from experiences.

I don't know what he does in his spare time but I want in... Probably talks in voices when no one else is listening... My goodness dude is a flipping genius

I wonder if he grew up listening to Jewish grandmas from Brooklyn a lot. He has the perfect imitation of the voice 😂

@@Master_Chef I think it's a bit of both? I really don't know, maybe?

He’s said before he talks to his grandma and her friends and that’s how he picks up on mannerisms

I'm here for the egg salad sandwiches.

THATS MY FAVORITE PART

😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

really crack me up

What about “OKAY”?

😭😭😭😭

Can’t he find a job at a legit customer service company, like I would feel bad for the scam caller because he is probably in a bad situation but I don’t think working for a scam is a last resort. There should be plenty of legit companies out there. Pathetic really

@@danielkent2484 I don’t feel bad for them. Being in a bad spot is no excuse to ruin the lives of innocent people.

@@danielkent2484 I feel sorry for someone steeling from a supermarket to feed their kids because of poverty but not these scum bags ,Can you imagine the hurt they cause and they prey on the vulnerable. theses people are low life parasites with not one once of humanity.

@@jimboweller3 exactly mate

@@danielkent2484 there are no jobs india lmao u must be so naief to think there are any respectable jobs to pick in indian