Frrrrr

Two sugars please luv

Same! Very icky!!!

22:37 💀

@@noahm nasty 🤮

That's rambling not ranting.

@@flapjack6828 I can't fall asleep without hearing it actually now😬🤣🙈😍

@@flapjack6828 I'm pretty sure Kitboga does both...

Yeah, Seinfeld was his idea.

And overpowering the scammers by speaking over them with ease

its like Kit talking to Kit

If only his “name” was Patrick 😂

@@that.neurodivergent🤣

​@@that.neurodivergent there was this one other time... If I can remember which episode it was I'll come back here and link it

Same 🤣🤣🤣

So wrong yet too funny. OMG I hope growing old will be easy.

It’s chronically sad , sometimes you have to laugh, otherwise you’d be crying all the time

The scammers are hoping

​@@user-st1hd6qe7h I'm so sorry for your loss. May she rest in peace. 😔💔

​@@timothylundermani dont think getting dementia in the last phases isnt that bad. While it is terrible for the families , the pacient becomes like a little child and like children they love to discover new things and depending on the stage they can have this joy almost everyday.

He must've been raised by his grandma

@@feliciaboston6365 my thought, too.

I think he uses a voice changer.

No. This isn't how elderly lady think - that's what's so good. This is parody. An exagerated farce of what an old person might think.

​​@@BoogieBoogsForever ...have you spoken to many elderly? This is really accurate to friendly, talkative older people..

I love how he just rambles on and on randomly and then like 2 hours later complains that they aren’t helping.

.. thats the whole purpose here .. the reasoning is just as you stated .. the longer he burns their time up .. the less time they are scamming other people especially the elderly ..

@Jane Sweetman, there are a lot of us who do it without recognition by choice😉

Scam baiting is so fun! Anyone can do it!

The easy way to shut them down is that Microsoft Just stop have employees from India and all the scammers are gone 😂 think of Microsoft goes out and telle the world that they no longer have employees from India

Same.

Right? I once called in for a job interview and I legit heard other scammers laughing about scamming victims and I shouted that I knew the guy was a scammer and he had the nerve to say no no wait wait and I hung up and they still tried to harass me 😂

I know right between world hunger,child slaves an epstein island These sorta things r what truly pull on the heart strings

​@slappydoodle theres a lot wrong with what you said. Epstein has been dead for a while now & world hunger isn't our problem

@@slappydoodle people can be upset by multiple things at once. One doesn’t take away from the other

Bruh get these scammers an honest job as the managers and executives for call centers, these dude power through things that your average call center worker would slam the table and say "no I quit men." LMFAO tougher then steel, I swear.

​@@ThatonefuckinguyI wouldn't call it "honest"

@@Astronomica999why not?

@@Thatonefuckinguy That's because they get paid based on how much money they manage to scam. Call center employees get their salary regardless so they don't give a shit. They'll just do the bare minimum to say they tried and then escalate the call or send you back to a 3 hour hold.

it's insane; they will work the same person for MONTHS.

How true! Lol.

Idiot

@@mayhemmaximus2519 Shame on you, how dare you call an old lady an idiot ! If i was your mother i would send you straight to your room.

@@mayhemmaximus2519 are you a small boy? You behave like one.

@@mayhemmaximus2519 what happened to you at that time? Hope everything is okay now

He reads the lines. Parrots dont read.

@@lovelaugh7299 parrots repeat dude repeating and reading the lines

Because indians

@@lovelaugh7299 it’s because her repeats the script

OMG right when i scrolled to comments and saw this i heard him say it LOL

my theory is there are a ton of malignant narcissists among their ilk

Old people are literally the best. They've got stories, patience, and they're totally sick of bs. 💜

i assume that most people in the business are tempered to not respond to emotions from the victim. a helluva lot of scammers are either starving, sociopaths, or both.

Scammers are remorseless, uncaring sociopaths who only want to steal money from others. They're a special form of scum.

It depends if the old lady is a a stripper who got their teeth caught in your junk or not

@@richardlooch2109 Sociopaths. I've been starving, once when I was a child I went weeks without anything to eat except water, but I couldn't yell at a crying elderly lady!

@@zxyatiywariii8 even if that meant getting you a meal? I'm not calling you a bad person but people who are starving pretty much lose all morals as they get hungrier.

Gods, what I wouldn't give to have seen the scammer's face when he heard that. 😆😂

😆😆😆

😂😂😂💯💯

I literally cracked up when he said that

🤣🤣

That’s hilarious 😂

Jesus is the only way to heaven Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. (John 14:6).

@@unsettled_5??

@@samueldykes2938 Another preacher who pops out of nowhere o.O

It isn't sexy at all 😂😂, disgusting

It’s gross and makes my skin crawl

Knowing some Indians would snap at that insult, I was so surprised.

EVERYTHING flies right over their heads...they are industrial strength stupid.

@@MrJdsenior I get ashamed thinking of them as fellow Indians

His best jokes always get completely ignored.

@@asteroidrulesthe “up dog” one is comical 😂

Buying the car is even better😇😂

OMG the cow's milk bit got me so good 😂

Yes!!! Best idea ever! Let’s hope he does this 😂

Lol that would be good

I'm still waiting for one where the Granny hasn't a clue and keeps having to ask her 8 year old grand child to login to her bank account for her and the like. OR As she drives to the Best Buy, crashes the car, runs over a small child

@@tedferkin I think he mentioned before that car crash and fake heart attacks or sickness doesn't sit well with him, he will never do that again.

Yesssssss lmaoooooo

The best part about that would be that Kit is actually a good person.

Kitboga 2024

@Homelander kitboga strikes me as waaaay further left than democrat

@@DBWendy why do you say that? I watch some of his videos but never seen anything that would suggest his viewsne way or another

@@TheJbh147 because both of the big ones in the US like to put kids in cages while bombing people in middle eastern countries, and Kitboga wouldn't like that because he's sensible.

I agree with you 💯

*"Let me speak to an adult"* wut

@david mullen but he goes into character

@david mullen His vocal chords produce sound

Ride him more

Nonsense he is pu$$y to these scammers..At the end of each baiting ,they don't feel any shame..

Yeah, if someone was going to lose a job for a mistake THEY made, that's on them. If I ever got that far with one, I'd say "Too bad for you" and hang up. I don't have the crazy computer skills needed to string them along that far though :B

"MY GRANDMA WAS A BITCH! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!" The words of a kind individual

its part of the scam. Put exceeding amount of pressure on the victim to push them into turning off their rational thinking

Real talk I would thank them for the "extra" money and dip like a g.

well no, they also threaten you with police and "you'll go to jail for a long time lady!" and then promise that if you just return the 100,000 then you will get like 200 as a reward! Believe me that is NOT the thing they rely on. They prey on fear.

how much did you lose?

@@thebrownlow 3,000

@@mcricks1980 at any stage did you hear alarm bells going off in your head?

@@thebrownlow absolutely. I had my doubts. Stupidly, I didn’t listen to my gut.

@@mcricks1980 it could have been worse...at least you've learned your lesson

@Homelander do I? Lol I feel like editing that is an absolute dread

@Homelander yeah I’d agree with that!

He should fu.k..lol them 🤣 all Coz of these bad sheep's we are so feeling bad

@@Ranveer_sangha03 ......huh

U must be new to this channel

Hoax Hotel cracks me up too!

@@johndef5075 same!

@@gram.krabby patty formula: nonsense + nonsense= downward spiral x popcorn

Yes it is definitely a talent. haha

Is that an evo

Such a talented actor, I’ve met old people who ramble just like that 😂😂😂

She tries so hard, bless her heart anyways.

Yeah.............it's a crying shame

They are poor indeed... literally.

seriously that shit is not easy

Except when he's being Nevaeh lol

True, that's real deal talent

Speech 101 you learn it in college. Pretty simple.

@@TridentLandStudios ok buddy i wanna see you call up a scammer and talk for hours on end with a fake persona and not stutter or use sentence fillers

Yes loved it .

IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂

It's so scary to see what people are capable of and it makes me wonder how they got there -- not to excuse them but to understand and try to avoid it pitfalls when raising our kids.

@@flynnmorrow6945sadly, there's not much one can do about psychopathy. Not gonna be an armchair psychiatrist and diagnose everyone definitively based on those recordings, but it is very reasonable to conclude that the vast majority of those people have little to no empathy. About 1% of us are born without an ability to care about others and with a strong desire to manipulate and deceive for personal gain. Just a sad fact about human condition. All we can do for now is recognize it and do our best to fight it.

@@fcxx42 I was doing some reading about this subject, especially since most of them have Indian accents and IP addresses. Someone was saying that it's culturally praiseworthy to con someone and also praiseworthy to be savvy enough to avoid being conned. Probably mix that with a government that doesn't care for its citizens, whereas their victims are in a place where they likely will not face total destitution in the event of losing a few dollars. Again, this doesn't excuse the behavior, but I can see how someone would get there, especially if pushed up against a wall in their own circumstances.

Don't lie Granny, I remember scamming you for 399.99 in Rust. Tell everyone the truth granny

@@flynnmorrow6945 you are completely incorrect when you say that people lose (only) a few dollars and are not left financially destitute. Just wow.

😂

*Best answer ever!* 🤣😂

😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

XD

speech 100

Ikr 75 % of my conversation would be ummm

And then if I actually managed to come up with something quick and clever, I'd ruin it by giggling. :P

@@veryberry39 You could if you where him say how do I follow you on Wikipedia

I'm even more impressed how these scammers just won't let go when somebody is clearly a total idiot or a scambaiter pretending to be one. I would hang up and try easier targets. If I were a scumbag of course.

ABCC, yes

each and every time!

Each and every thing.

Lol yes I need this t-shirt

I want 1!

The whole popcorn thing was priceless. This guy kills it.

The popcorn bit got me 🤣😂🤣

Oh me too that killed me

I was prattling in the kitchen listening cuz its even better when I can't see Kit and I was like 🍿 Popcorn! His mind is hysterical!

I’m literally dying!!! Omg right wasn’t that amazing.

These scammers are straight delusional lmao

🤣🤣 priceless 🤣🤣

I dunno', imagine working 5 hours and only getting 37 dollars. In the US. Doesn't exactly sound worth the time, either, does it?

@@ashkebora7262 in the usa 37 for 5 hours would be bad but in other countries where the currency is less than a dollar, 37 dollars could get you way more than it could here. either way though i love what kit does and bothers the scammers so they cant steal money

@@DOBBAPHOENIX Yeah, that's why the scammers 'think' they can have moral high ground for stealing from Americans: The income disparity. Though if someone's struggling ... someone's struggling. I was trying to point out how a "waste of time" applies to "honest" work, too. Doing honest work is throwing away your time for A LOT of people, simply because the income is not worth the time taken at all. It is these EXACT injustices in the world that push otherwise honest people to scam.

Tee he he!!😂😂

@@DOBBAPHOENIX that's actually a way above average income in my country, but on the other hand, cars and other good quality goods are more expensive because those are imported here so you will have a burger every other day, and a good nice Chinese t-shirt or jeans once a month, but not really much more... Man, you don't know how good you have it really hahaha

💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t help but laugh at that too!!

I cracked up at that and it went whosh over his head.😂

Call him a manchild lol

I just fell into this hole. Every video is funny.

i tried sleeping to them as well, but the yelling scammers kept waking me up 😂😂

@@sweet-hb3tk they somehow relax me. Lol

I did that last night

I thought I was the only one who slept to this!! Lol better than asmr

Same here :) 😁

But i kinda want to see him laughing while muting himself over the phone

I would be doing the same. 😂 hard to keep composure

Me too especially when he just vanishes suddenly

Same my favorite one was with the infamous Steve Watson when Kit "turned off" his computer and Steve had his first freak out 😂 He was so surprised he just like dove off screen lol

😭😭🤣

🤣

😂😂

Technically you can subscribe to notifications when a page gets edited

May as well be with the way it's censored these days

That's Google forms for you

to be honest it's a big step up from "untitled notepad file" or something like that

How does Kitboga manage to make a fake bank account with "money". If someone could explain cause I'm Intrigued. Maybe its something he changes in the code I'm guessing

Like, they could take 5 minutes to put a stock photo in the banner or something to make it look more "real"

Because indians

That would be the ideal punishment -- if they could actually FEEL what they've done to vulnerable elderly people. I wish that could be possible, but some people don't have empathy.

@@zxyatiywariii8 you can make them "feel" things.. I'm not talking about empathy though.

I mean honestly, woodchippers would work perfect for those that scam the elderly and those that take advantage of children.

i mean robots have more emotions then these people

Even toxic shock would be too good for all these scammers!

I suspect he cloned the front-end, then developed in back-end only the basic functions.

thats not hard at all

@@pa5706let's see your page building

@@pa5706 Exactly, which is why some hackers do just this, letting them phish people's details pretty easily. It's probably a half hour job to get it all cloned and do the basic wiring.

@@pa5706it is if you don’t know what your doing 😂

I lost it wen the scammer said this isn't Jazz this is Richard lol

Next time I'll watch the full video pre watch lolololol

it means they dont work 😂😂😂

I'm at that part now lmaoooooo

@@mohammedfarrukh3902 13:50 😂😂😂 no it's not Jazz this is Richard

Put. That. Coffee. Down!

GREATLY HELPING IN JOYOUS KNIGHT LANDS (totally makes sense in this context)

A B C D E … F

Twitter's slogan

@@alexandramaun7366 :)

Nice pfp

“NO THIS IS PATRICK”

That was a THIS IS PATRICK moment. Brilliant 🤣🤣

Timestamp 13:43

Richard Kumar to be precise😁

I get the same reaction when they make the mistake of saying that they don't like being interrupted, you just _know_ that they're in for some epic rambling, LOL.

@@danweaver3901 that mixed with noticing the timer is at almost an hour and you’re only 3 minutes into the video. The first indications of an A+ kitboga vid (but they’re all great)

because indians

@@KL005 what do you mean?

@Kat Cuccia Don’t post attention to him, he’s the comments section’s resident racist.

Yea, it reminds me of my Mother who is 69 or maybe she is 70 now. She is the sweetest person and would not hurt a fly. if anyone tried to scam my Mother and make her cry, they would meet my Daughterly Only Child wrath on the telephone and THEY WOULD CRY!!! Once about 2 months ago a scammer called her and Mom politely yet firmly replied "Oh, could you please take me off your calling list?" and the scammer rudely replied "Fuck you!" and slammed don their phone. My Mom never swears, so when she told me this story she said "Guess what she said to me? F you. The nerve!" and i got upset that some scammy lady would treat my Mother like that all because she requested being taken off a phone list!!

@@LEADERCHICKADEE these people are rude af. Once I had an Indian lady calling me regarding a car accident…. I’ve said “my car?” I don’t have one 😂 I’ve spelled the plate… I’ve basically spelled every letter of the word “f*ck you” in Italian, and then swore in Indian few bad words (my husband is Indian 😂 and I also showed him* these videos hahah)

Act like a child, mom's not home, every time they call.

They prefer to prey on elderly people who they assume are not computer savvy. I may be 70 years old but am a retired IT consultant and have worked with computers all my working life. Good luck trying to fool me!

I sometimes wonder how often gift cards are shoplifted by geniuses who don't know they need to be activated.

@@renakunisaki Honestly wondered that myself. I would LOVE to watch them try to use them though!

🤣

Hahahaha Hahahaha taco bell gifts 🎁 😋 cards.

I love tacos.

hope this is top comment

MY NAME'S NOT RICK!

@@hannahbenn3933 its few down, but pretty close :)

this is the first thing i thought of too

@@Chittysushi THIS IS PAAATRICK!

Could you send a time stamp?

@@fearlessarcher2312 done, good idea 👍

Where

Why do u like it? Makes no sense

The "website" was a locally hosted file 😆

No you’re wrong, he’s a profeesyunal teeknishun Lol

Jesus is the only way to heaven Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. (John 14:6).

He's not an amateur he's an actor ! They both are

@@unsettled_5 god is not real

@@Buddhistsocialist Sir, do not feed the trolls

ya kit was getting fiesty

Scammers hate being called kids, they feel like they have all the control and power. Once they realize they don't, they lose their shit lol.

Very true! The best part of every boga show.

Seems to be ur expertise

Twitter be like

This was big michael scott energy

Oh, that would be a delight to see

One of the old dot matrix printers.

Brilliant!!!!

Oh yes

And he needs a fax machine to put it through as well, just to waste as much possible time lol

They did that to my grandmother a few years ago! They said my cousin was in prison in Mexico and were from CT. She was stopped because she tried asking my uncle for a ride to the bank and he kept grilling her for what and she said “your son is in jail” and he was like “mom he’s upstairs”

From someone who is in Connecticut, I’ve never heard of this before but ty for informing me

@@smolderiing7166 I don't live there and my grandmother doesn't either. Idk.. But she called me and that was what she was told...

@@P1nkyBlack the real question is: who would willingly go to Connecticut?

Smolderiing sadly I was born here 😂

He does a pretty good 20 something flirty girl to

@@TheSimba86 Yes he does :)

That is a difficult job- thank you for your efforts - I used to help provide church services at a care center and it was both challenging and rewarding

@@kingbenjamin22 This is my first job working with people with needs and I love it so much...it’s like I’m realizing for the first time what I should have been doing my whole life. 🥰 I’m so happy

@@rhythmnblues9195 that brings a smile to my face. I am a home health provider and it is a truly fulfilling job.

No, this is Patrick.

You can tell Kitboga thought of spongebob too because he almost burst out laughing. 😂

i thought he said retard and i died

My fave part lol

Is a telephone an instrument

If that happened for real you'd be liable btw. The money wouldn't be yours to spend. Best option is to contact your bank, or hell, even the police

Me

Nawh, they dont deserve a dime of profit

U r my people

Obviously Cheng Teoh is Indian and trying to make some profit for his friends

I was thinking a nickel per card... If they stayed on long enough to get a dollar, then so be it.