Kitchen Hell [Sword Machine cooking show]

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Kitchen Hell [Sword Machine cooking show]

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theenderstar

Күн бұрын

Sword machine has finally decided to use it's sword for something else : cooking

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@SergioSergio12345 Жыл бұрын

I just imagine V1 throwing his coin 499 times to pay for the burger

@kevynpacthatguythatdraws Жыл бұрын

@SmoothStream free money generator! Well... as long as they're patient enough

@junjun8855 Жыл бұрын

@@kevynpacthatguythatdraws "sir? the store is closing." "4 COINS AT A TIME GODDAMMIT"

@mortenbund1219 Жыл бұрын

Well, since a coin punch is a "fistful of dollar", wouldn't one coin be a dollar?

@rker Жыл бұрын

arent they quarters

@Kryzzzzikaa Жыл бұрын

@@mortenbund1219 toss 5 and get your change back

@user-ew4qz4li4p Жыл бұрын

I love how the streetcleaner just *keeps going* and doesn't stop untill the whole restaurant is perfectly cooked

@WtfGadiel Жыл бұрын

Its medium rare tho

@IdkWhatToWrite1945 Жыл бұрын

Medium rare restaurant, my favourite

@MeaghanHalter Жыл бұрын

V1: This is fine

@proguyisaprorlly4949 Жыл бұрын

medium rare to perfection

@rendann Жыл бұрын

this aint medium rare this shee is congratulations

@Hatster985 Жыл бұрын

this could be canon because it’s specified that swordsmachine is one of the only robots that can still speak

@namefamily2748 7 ай бұрын

Screams you hear while hurting swordsmachine are coming from voicebox

@vsbung 6 ай бұрын

7-S

@dandyspacedandy Жыл бұрын

i like to imagine fan content is canon, shitposts are just simulations made by the bored terminals

@Twojlokalnyrobot 5 ай бұрын

Good

@elrobotman9856 2 ай бұрын

This Is now my personal canon

@Velainary Жыл бұрын

The idea of a cooking sim in ultrakill is so good that it should be preserved for 7-S or 8-S

@roiwelboren9302 Жыл бұрын

Gib bunger now And a number 9

@ArturSardina Жыл бұрын

7-8 способов приготовить бургер😂

@vyrus5587 Жыл бұрын

@@roiwelboren9302 no.

@portavin13 Жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD, THE COOKING SIMULATOR

@spawnpoint111 Жыл бұрын

@@roiwelboren9302how old are you

@battletechpropaganda Жыл бұрын

that borgor will cost you 4,999 style points

@nich_nikk Жыл бұрын

tf is a style point

@themostcertified4377 Жыл бұрын

@@nich_nikkdo you deadass not know?

@randomcitizen801 Жыл бұрын

@@nich_nikk currency in ultrakill game

@tank_nulls Жыл бұрын

Brogir at the expensive actions?

@battletechpropaganda Жыл бұрын

@@nich_nikk the currency used to unlock different variants of the weapons in the popular indie game titled ultrakill developed by hakita and published by new blood

@jacobdykens Жыл бұрын

0:47 the parry sfx playing on that burger flip was a nice touch

@Sanctum8888 Жыл бұрын

even had the hitstop (the brief moment the game freezes after hits)

@tman_sus 11 ай бұрын

bro sugarcoated the borgor

@HawnkoxticBlackmorth4444 5 ай бұрын

Irl i do the parry animation lmao

@raduovidiu Жыл бұрын

1:41 “What the fuck are you doing!?” Swordsmachine asked calmly

@The-su4pj Жыл бұрын

*screamed violently

@Wink_Welovepj4 10 ай бұрын

@@The-su4pj it is a reference to harry potter film, in book dumbledore asks sumthen calmly (i dont remember exactly what) but in film, he is screaming at harry or smh

@The-su4pj 10 ай бұрын

@@Wink_Welovepj4 i dunno man, it sounded like it was really calm

@VBVoid Жыл бұрын

I don't even know why the Street Cleaner slowly burning the whole building down is so funny xD

@theenderstar Жыл бұрын

He's just a little quirky

@MegaJani Жыл бұрын

@@theenderstar A bit whimsical

@toastergaming7783 Жыл бұрын

Full of pyromania and murderous intent

@king_floppa740 6 ай бұрын

A bit silly

@Nekowobbler 3 ай бұрын

@@MegaJani A bit goofy even.

@dombelly3343 Жыл бұрын

the streetcleener is quite accurate to the lore, due to their uncontrollable urge to burn everything that moves

@UH-60_Blackhawk Жыл бұрын

im gonna be honest i dont think the pepsi box that was sitting in the shelf was even moving when it got burned

@Spacecoreinspace 7 ай бұрын

@@UH-60_Blackhawk the rotation of the earth is enough movement

@segadoeswhatnintendont 7 ай бұрын

@@UH-60_Blackhawkone carbon bubble went up

@elecric Жыл бұрын

This feels like a dream Not quite a fever dream but just a slightly weird regular dream.

@psi_psi Жыл бұрын

A surprisingly wholesome video. Actual comedy gold.

@IrnBruCan Жыл бұрын

"the fuck is a dollar" So we know that at this point, mankind is not dead, as V1 has not learned about using coins. The lore expands again.

@lucasbooble7231 Жыл бұрын

any argument?

@lucasbooble7231 Жыл бұрын

any argument?

@shadowmancerwithatophat Жыл бұрын

@@lucasbooble7231no

@Gigi-ur6di Жыл бұрын

@@lucasbooble7231 Dollar

@CozyOrSomething Жыл бұрын

The only things V1 has ever done with money is punch and shoot it

@JohnCautionSign Жыл бұрын

Minos: Quite the decent delicacy. Sisyphus: Damn kinda good V2: ITS FUCKING RAW

@aen.1 3 ай бұрын

*V2 knuckleblasts the bunger*

@InternDOhioSUNEM 2 ай бұрын

v2 puts the RAM in Gordon RAMsay (forgot context lmao)

@kritikal965 Жыл бұрын

Parrying the meat was the funniest thing i ever heard

@lunakitty4589 Жыл бұрын

missed opportunity to name it "Hell's Kitchen" regardless this was extremely funny

@monki5315 Жыл бұрын

Helltaker reference??????

@roflederinger Жыл бұрын

@@monki5315man,

@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 Жыл бұрын

Isn't that Gordon Ramsay's show?

@monki5315 Жыл бұрын

@@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 Who knows

@Cahrssomething Жыл бұрын

@@monki5315 it’s not a fjrucking helltaker refrence💀

@nickpixelated9775 Жыл бұрын

Swordsmachine boutta get his payment by fistful of dollar

@Qreamey Жыл бұрын

V1 saying they don't know what a dollar is, knowing damn well they have at least 5000 coins in their pocket.

@AgarthanExecutioner Жыл бұрын

"What the fuck are you doing-" His best, leave him alone

@Nomimesh Жыл бұрын

Plus, V1 only carries 4 coins with him meaning he'll have to wait for them to regenerate before he can pay the last 99 cents

@Joanarr 8 ай бұрын

the timing and delivery of the “shit” at 1:53 is too perfect i can’t help but just laugh my ass off every time i rewatch it

@Jellotines 4 ай бұрын

"SHIT- STUPID FUCKI-"

@rosant7074 Жыл бұрын

Street cleaner has been seen burning gabriel in the 9th layer while saying he was raw. - V2

@Zachabruh Жыл бұрын

Street cleaner is such an arsonist I love it

@spk980 Жыл бұрын

Swordsmachine seems like a respectable business owner 👍

@miss.Simona 11 ай бұрын

As a Russian speaker who understands English at the level of a dog from a doorway, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for the gorgeous subtitles. This sincere conversation healed all my mental wounds, cured physical ailments and taught me to speak English, but since I have already completed this comment with the help of Yandex translator, I am too lazy to double-check it again for errors

@fralengamer1271 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes! finally SwordMachine and Streetcleaner´s Kitchen is open! i have wanted to go since last week but trips to hell arent very cheap, still, im happy his place is getting some recognition

@vilmosbalogh4814 Жыл бұрын

The guy using a Flamethrower to cook the meat. The Chef: Medium rare to perfection The guy still burning the meat and the whole restaurant is burning. The chef: What the fuck are you doing? And i love that voice acting its just pefectly fits to the characters.

@kaantheanimator 6 ай бұрын

its ai generated

@aur.31 5 ай бұрын

The guy's name is Streetcleaner and the voice is made by a TTS program 🤓

@ProbNotCross 5 ай бұрын

Ain't no way this is your introduction to ULTRAKILL lmao.

@kaantheanimator 5 ай бұрын

thy end is now

@Hackett_314 Ай бұрын

@@kaantheanimatoryou’ve been enlightened to “PREPARE THYSELF”

@TheGlitchyFox Жыл бұрын

I don't know what a dollar is either

@theenderstar Жыл бұрын

Reasonnable

@KyCml69 Жыл бұрын

same

@ReyHunter Жыл бұрын

How much is this in blood coins

@Kaiser25 Жыл бұрын

LET'S COOKA DA MEAT

@Cheese_soldat Жыл бұрын

I love how Swordsmachine's whole head doesn't even fit in the camera when it films itsef

@brandynstahler5266 Жыл бұрын

the fact that the swordsmachine asks his first customer "why did you even come here" is incredibly funny to me for some reason

@WendigoTS 6 ай бұрын

2:00 the irony 💀

@marxtrash Жыл бұрын

"It's probably cold at this point" C'mon swordsmachine, you have that little faith in your assistant's ability to keep things warm? Just look how nice and toasty he's keeping everything else!

@ThatPenguin Жыл бұрын

"tf is a dolaar?" Killed me

@Gian-Z Жыл бұрын

Damn! This really was good, well done! Hope to see more content like this in the future

@cosmicwaves9496 Жыл бұрын

this is so funny PLEASE DO MOREEE I love the duo of street cleaner and swords machine

@mago474 Жыл бұрын

The KZfaq captions acting as bloopers/behind the scenes information is pretty cool

@JustFun-lq9ef Жыл бұрын

We need a sequel 😂

@Abbys_Labs Жыл бұрын

This is actually funny as hell-

@AunutoTheStarGlitcher Жыл бұрын

I love how wholesome everything is (I know the street cleaner is a maniac but whatever) I really wanna see a video of v1 becoming friends with v2 and swords machine and maybe streetcleaner too

@AunutoTheStarGlitcher Жыл бұрын

ok but the thing is, what will streetcleaner sound like?

@trevorturner6025 Жыл бұрын

@@AunutoTheStarGlitcher *breathing*

@Delophantae_ Жыл бұрын

V1 is literally a ROBOT but there's just something that makes him so natural lmfao he's just like me fr

@zergenex Ай бұрын

sword machine talking makes the most sense because it's cannon it can

@jayman419 Жыл бұрын

"Average Forest in Australia" bro what are those subtitles💀💀

@Deadfurr Жыл бұрын

This was actually so funny, it just kept getting worse and worse in that kitchen lmao!

@Nombre-nn5dj 11 ай бұрын

Ultrakill: 💀🔥🩸🩸🔫🔫 Ultrakill comunity:

@justasidequestnpc6396 Жыл бұрын

I refuse to believe this isn't canon

@Iumera Жыл бұрын

amazing establishment, I burned alive but the borgor was great; 3/5

@Duesikazergaming Ай бұрын

Like how when Swordsmachine is chopping Streetcleaner is the setting the kitchen of fire

@remiotomio Жыл бұрын

making the streetcleaner insane is accurate, they literally burned down the peaceful place of Limbo

@mooatthemoon538 Жыл бұрын

IM OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO AND OBSESSED WITH THE SECRET CAPTIONS

@theenderstar Жыл бұрын

the funky captions

@darrellgalusha5906 Жыл бұрын

I love the streetcleaner just committing arson in the background.

@KXAbeta Жыл бұрын

I love when I'm able to use the closed captions to turn on director commentary for videos like this

@dachemistofx1667 Ай бұрын

I also love the “animator commentary” in the subtitles

@leonoraarocho658 Жыл бұрын

that lego swordsmachine got me rolling on the floor, dying

@kuutti6234 Жыл бұрын

The youtube subtitles made this so much more funny

@magolorsuggests7233 6 ай бұрын

swordsmachine is really underrated its cool to see someone recognize him.

@cloudstrife5472 Жыл бұрын

The way he says Tomato 💀 1:38

@Tortilla_Pizzeria_Pixels Жыл бұрын

TOE MATOH

@theenderstar Жыл бұрын

trying to get the tts to say tomato properly was a nightmare lmao

@Jellotines 4 ай бұрын

TO MAT O

@supersain2349 5 ай бұрын

I'm imagining v1 thowing 5 "fistful of dollar"s at swordsmachine

@amog8202 3 ай бұрын

"Its probably cold as this point" (Probably to hot for humans to even survive in there lmfao)

@Gahdangdawg 7 ай бұрын

0:39 Swordsmachine: “say hello!” Streetcleaner: “39 buried, zero found”

@TinyDeskEngineer Ай бұрын

This is the original Swordsmachine. We never encountered him in-game.

@adonissantos4383 Жыл бұрын

1:44 I´m surprised he didn´t ask the mindflayer for help here

@nadamasquemanu Жыл бұрын

Uhm actualy Mindflayers don't have genders, they just decide that those bodies make them feel better, also male mindflayers also existe (the mindflayer terminal says so)

@adonissantos4383 Жыл бұрын

@@nadamasquemanu let me make my jokes and pls zip it.

@yokoshi1161 Жыл бұрын

"uhm actually" 🤓

@Azrael.2 Жыл бұрын

ultrakill: a game about religion where you go to hell and kill all the demons and consume their blood ultrakill comunity:

@user-kj9kj5ht2x Жыл бұрын

i love the way video ended with v1 saying "what the fuck is a dollar"

@Iaminsideyourwalls23 Жыл бұрын

Finally swordsmachine has a voice

@imigratingbox Жыл бұрын

Swordsmachine lorewise is one of the only robots that can still talk

@nich_nikk Жыл бұрын

0:01 Swearmachine here🤨

@theenderstar Жыл бұрын

swaws machine

@schfart 10 ай бұрын

this is truly one of the videos of all time. please make more!!!!!!!!!

@blobbinabutch 9 ай бұрын

This video laid a big smile on my face. It felt so wholesome seeing Swordsmachine cooking :)

@JustStar9454 7 ай бұрын

Gonna be honest it's been forever since I've laughed this hard at a video, this is incredible

@postal2forthe3ds 6 ай бұрын

shoutout to the dude writing the youtube captions on top of the normal ones. i see u man

@theenderstar 6 ай бұрын

that's, that me lol KZfaq doesn't let other people write captions unfortunately

@4leafzilla312 2 ай бұрын

“How many times have you watched this?” “Yes.”

@GerultZRivivy Жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity to call it: Cooking with a Killer Robot

@GerultZRivivy Жыл бұрын

You know, like Undertale

@naattxxnaattxx7055 6 ай бұрын

The best thing about this video is the captions

@kaden-sd6vb Жыл бұрын

first thing i thought when i saw this vid was the "cooking with bill" bits from doctor lalve safe to say it went exactly the same way(everything on fire)

@corruptedmineral Жыл бұрын

is there anybody reading the captions lmao, all of that was funny af fr

@Spoon101-d3q 4 ай бұрын

Swordsmachine: speaking scaryly for reason the copper guy, who destriyed the fryer:

@jesusarias3088 Жыл бұрын

A work of art for sure and the closed captioning is just the pièce de résistance.

@matejnentwich1376 9 ай бұрын

Hmm the best part Is! That he can warm it up in the restrant itself! Thanks to.the natural fire lighting! 5 starts!

@ecby5269 5 ай бұрын

Swordsmachine:That will be 499 dollars V1: oh shit i only got 4 coins man **proceeds to throw the coins and shoot them with a railcannon**

@createkai6986 Жыл бұрын

Gabriel The Health Inspector: All Chefs Fear Him (Also funny vid)

@Ana-zo5ph Жыл бұрын

That was fun to watch, good job!!!

@Tortilla_Pizzeria_Pixels Жыл бұрын

Street cleaner may be burning the whole place down… but he’s just trying to help!

@yanker Жыл бұрын

Looks like Streetcleaner have fun.

@Cpt_Zed Жыл бұрын

the "wtf is a dollar" thing killed me lol

@rpg247a Ай бұрын

I haven't seen anyone say this yet, so I'll say it: 1:28 the complete and utter destruction of the senses is quite a nice touch :)

@hannik24 Жыл бұрын

HE PARRIED A MEAT! MEAT-BOOSTING NEW SPEEDRUN STRATEGY FOUND?!?!

@souppyyy3053 7 ай бұрын

I LOVE THAT YOU PUT LIKE, BEHIND THE SCENES SORTA STUFF IN THE CAPTIONS I LIVE FOR STUFF LIKE THAT

@Omori-uhh Ай бұрын

"That'll be 4,99 dollars" "Hold up" *goes to the beggining to equip marksman* "Pay now" "Ok" *casually starts throwing coins into the air*

@tiamondem1968 3 күн бұрын

I find it damn cute that there are (I assume) at least two fanarts based on this video

@CrispyFriez 5 ай бұрын

Now I want a Ultrakill Lego Set.

@ArpolosYT 6 ай бұрын

The "To the two people in the comments that made a "woman gaming" joke at this part,I know where you live" subtitle got me laughing so hard i choked and i am unaware as to why as i would never scoop that low to find that funny