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Can ONE MAN destroy the MOST POWERFUL DYNASTY? - CK3 Intrigue Challenge
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In the 867 start date, the most powerful dynasty by far are the Karlings! With 36 living members, controlling ALL of the Western European mainland, as well as being incredibly rich and powerful, the Carolingian dynasty rules their world with an iron fist! But what if ONE MAN tried to put a stop to their reign? Can one vengeful Frenchman, a master of Intrigue, Skullduggery and plotting, outsmart and slay the MOST POWERFUL CRUSADER KINGS 3 DYNASTY? Only one way to find out, so sit back, get a cold drink and enjoy this CK3 Intrigue Challenge!
In this video, Koifish will attempt to use plotting and the Intrigue Lifestyle to take out EVERY MEMBER of the Karling Dynasty! That includes all of the Cadet houses as well! I will be using all the tips and tricks and strategies that I went over in my Lifestyle guide series, mainly focusing on Intrigue and Learning! I'm also playing with all the current DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court and Fate of Iberia, as well as Tours and Tournaments!
#ck3 #crusaderkings3 #crusaderkings
@Koifish Жыл бұрын
Lead YOUR army to victory with REAL strategy! Download and play World War Armies for free: wwc.onelink.me/uDzy/koifish *OPERATION KILL ALL KARLINGS HAS BEGUN!* Perhaps I should try to REVIVE the Karling Dynasty in 1066? BRING THEM BACK TO THEIR GLORY! Or perhaps.. I should just play Haesteinn again! :D
@Pykerivous Жыл бұрын
Haesteinn in china like a bull running through a china shop
@PraiseJ-Pope Жыл бұрын
@@Pykerivous meatballs and noodle soup?
@jonyprepperisrael60 Жыл бұрын
the dog is still alive
@thomasnguyen5197 Жыл бұрын
would love to see operation revive the karlings in 1066
@GundamGokuTV Жыл бұрын
I want this as a medieval political drama. Imagine the last episode he finally kills the last Karling after like 5 seasons of intrigue and assassinations. He sits down on his throne. Tired. The young Wolf Boy, now a man, he loved the final Karling. He discovers all his father has done. Distraught over murdering his beloved. The Duke of Anjou's vendetta of 40 years finally over. His son takes his life alongside allies for the crimes the Duke has committed. The Wolf Boy ascends to the throne of Anjou. The season after The Wolf of Anjou unites France. Sorry this show would be a banger dude.
@levimiller6168 Жыл бұрын
I NEED THIS
@DarthSidian Жыл бұрын
WOLF MAN UNITES FRANCE
@Di0nysu5 Жыл бұрын
@@DarthSidian homme loup pour le président
@Konichu35 Жыл бұрын
SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS
@mwansamushingwaii4798 8 ай бұрын
Netflix would pay good money for this
@PraiseJ-Pope Жыл бұрын
"He hates me for being bavarian" Cultural tradition for all other german cultures: Hating Bavaria Because it's correct.
@yannismpa3701 Жыл бұрын
Neider
@kohlicoide2258 Жыл бұрын
Saupreiß
@feralcatgirl Жыл бұрын
the bavarians are on thin ice but i'll accept them since they're not sw*bians
@AAGREEDYFISH Жыл бұрын
For those who are curious, attentatter is german for assassin.
@wacasommerfell469 Жыл бұрын
Fast gut übersetzt!
@TheMarulaMonarch Жыл бұрын
@@wacasommerfell469almost?
@wacasommerfell469 Жыл бұрын
@@TheMarulaMonarch the meaning is acurate just typed that because my english teacher scolded me for translating it to assasin once, "it actually means contract killer in english" he said... luckilly i dont have an english teacher anymore:)
@TheMarulaMonarch Жыл бұрын
@@wacasommerfell469 That is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard
@priestofthecraft5318 Жыл бұрын
@@wacasommerfell469ord assassin also means contract killer. it is a versatile Word. English is weird we got rid of all the gender words for spoons and other inanimate objects.Just to piss off the French
@realsimpo Жыл бұрын
As a german I can confirm attentäter means nothing but peaceful man.
@ItzMrRomeo1 Жыл бұрын
if your in the creed i guess you would be right lol
@ebilknub7308 Жыл бұрын
True , but i think its closer to trustworthy , loyal man 🤪
@a_scouts_life19 11 ай бұрын
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Besitz der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun Жыл бұрын
In Koifish’s hands, i believe nothing is impossible in CK3
@dimasfazlur5926 Жыл бұрын
ada indonesia coy🎉❤
@Jaredtoo Жыл бұрын
Fins*
@demonkingbadger6689 Жыл бұрын
Except sanity
@taylorvaldivia952 Жыл бұрын
I mean he is the best Crusader Kings player in the world so
@heinzlilio4612 Жыл бұрын
"Everyone really hates me. Which is just great. Perhaps becoming French will help" A bit of irony in that one yes?
@luckyone7778 Жыл бұрын
Koifish the Genius of CK3
@Koifish Жыл бұрын
Genius... or madman? The line is fine!
@viperpeps7447 Жыл бұрын
@@KoifishThere's a line?
@teal_m_101 Жыл бұрын
All you need is some elbow grease, a very discreet apothecary and an escape plan.
@Koifish Жыл бұрын
Grease up the apothecary discreetly, then escape!
@Pyxis10 Жыл бұрын
@@KoifishIs that a euphemism?
@akkebej2355 Жыл бұрын
As a German I see this as an absolute win 0:52
@Fuer64 Жыл бұрын
As an austrian, I agree
@jeanpal295 Жыл бұрын
as a random Belgian, I couldn't agree more
@emojiwithagun7035 Жыл бұрын
As an American, idk how to feel
@jeanpal295 Жыл бұрын
@@emojiwithagun7035 Don't worry man, we're just happy you're here
@simbachvazo6530 Жыл бұрын
As another American I feel welcome here, thank you.
@orirotem2298 Жыл бұрын
Haesteinn attacked you because you neglected him
@Ntwister Жыл бұрын
i bet he was pissed and hurt bc koifish went and had a child with someone else xD
@orirotem2298 Жыл бұрын
@@Ntwister haesteinn demand koifish back
@duncanharrell5009 9 ай бұрын
If anyone at Paradox is reading this, please program Haestein’s AI to always attack Koifish when Koi’s playing non-Haestein characters.
@Amibingus Жыл бұрын
i love the anakin refrence at the intro
@ravager2-636 Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Koifish looks into the mirror and killed Haesteinn
@Bigdohxp Жыл бұрын
Having a war is one heck of a way to break an addiction. Unorthodox to say the least, but effective
@Sutorenja Жыл бұрын
please do a followup video as the wolfboy. you must now become a mighty king
@noctusfury6918 5 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, this would make for a historical drama series that would put "The Tutors" to shame!❤💯 Also, the story behind Grimoald and Phillipe the Wolf-Man of Anjou is so wholesome and beautiful! Best part of the whole thing! Makes me wanna write a fanfic about it. 🥰 I wish adoption was more of a thing in CK3.
@bigloopsie Жыл бұрын
Koi fish is really facing his demons in this video
@DarthFhenix55 Жыл бұрын
Considering I never heard about the Karlings in modern times, all that happened in this video is based in real facts.
@canbakrl6025 Жыл бұрын
Never heard of charglamange idk how he is spelled
@DarthFhenix55 Жыл бұрын
@@canbakrl6025 Charles of maine. I never learned how to write it.
@Grimtouch Жыл бұрын
So, I started a run female ruler with all fertile traits trying to get as many family members as possible and married some of my family members together....at 120 years old I have 194 living member from this leader...still kicking and the game changes from after great grandkids to grandchild of my grandchildren:) I'm up to great great great grandchildren ...6 generations...hoping for 8 or 9:) UPDATE: lived to 130(started as a 16 year old (married the prince Carloman of France) and 244 living members from one woman...started in 867 with Bulgaria and married into France...by end of game had 17 alliances with family...Wessex, all of Francia (Burgundy, Francia, Aquitaine and Barcelona, and further into AL-Sarq, had Bulgaria, Pannonia, Wallachia, Moldavia and Italy...it was a killer time trying to (keep it all in the Family:)) (Land and Kids) .
@dozy382 Жыл бұрын
25:32 this moment is sick af
@relenltlessgoat7603 Жыл бұрын
Assassin is an interesting last name
@PraiseJ-Pope Жыл бұрын
OF assassin, he's a noble
@CoeGr Жыл бұрын
16:30 Wait a second, you beat the butterlord?!
@adsumabyss Жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite things to do. Nothing liking putting a family up for annihilation
@Brotrooper360 Жыл бұрын
Every video leads Koifish closer to madness, I'm here for it
@CliffCutterActual Жыл бұрын
I gotta applaud that delivery, better then the actual movie
@bigballsmcgee8681 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see koi going down the serial killer tree
@lordwarrior8416 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the classic "Boar accident during hunting". Its so familiar from somewhere. Yes, Im looking at you Hungarian history
@wacasommerfell469 Жыл бұрын
AS A GERMAN: Atentäter defenitely means loving and caring, nice cookiegranny/nurse Braucht ihr nicht zu überprüfen :") Definetly not contract killer, that is not the meaning! :D
@Hugo_Mendez Жыл бұрын
21:53 Why the hell is the Byzantine dynasty named Pastillas?!? That literally means pills in Spanish Really nice video Koifish, I didn’t knew that you could kill anyone Intentionally at a hunt or a tournament (Sorry for my English, I’m Spanish)
@Patrick-mp6od Жыл бұрын
Von Attentäter 😂😂😂 koifish du bist ein Genie 🎉❤
@lycaon6467 Жыл бұрын
I am french I know that when Koifish does a video in France i will be insulted at least once But i keep watching the videos Is that stockolm syndrome ? When you get insulted by a swede but stills keep on watching the content ?
@awesomepork101 Жыл бұрын
Koi fish you madman once again you kill the Karlings
@konnosx1213 Жыл бұрын
missed opportunity to play a saxon, then you would have a reason to hate the Karlings
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
You wouldn't kill me if I was Karling right!?!?!
@coreystockdale6287 Жыл бұрын
I did this with the lanisters in the game of thrones mod. House reyne has arisen again
@shinsenshogun900 Жыл бұрын
Koifish when he murders a number of ancestors, denying the world their bloodline and future offsprings
@brawlfan9999 Жыл бұрын
I want to see you combo "Become Chakravati" which, amongst other things, gives a 50% discount on Holy Wars, with the "By the Sword" tradition, which lets you so Kingdom Holy Wars multiple times per character and at a lower Devotion level
@orirotem2298 Жыл бұрын
I cant belive it you killed haesteinn 😱😱😱
@demonkingbadger6689 Жыл бұрын
Koifish: i'm breaking up with you Haesteinn Haesteinn: you will be back.
@blackcitadel9 Жыл бұрын
I was worried that they'd outbreed your kills, but apparently they were no match for Duke Grimoald of Anjou
@legendno1xx952 Жыл бұрын
LETS GOOO UPLOAD
@angela1895 Жыл бұрын
you're spoiling us man with all these fast uploads!
@TheyThemItalian Жыл бұрын
I love this video and the Tourist one recently, super novel way to play/watch ck3, really cool stuff ❤
@Xorkuss Жыл бұрын
You have done a service to humanity
@ItIsYouAreNotYour Жыл бұрын
The pommel attack, to end your opponent rightly.
@WESLEY_C._RUSHER Жыл бұрын
House attack, very nice
@Di0nysu5 Жыл бұрын
Koifish, you are a madman and I love it.
@a7i_. Жыл бұрын
Madman of ck3
@orirotem2298 Жыл бұрын
When we see your buddy haesteinn ?
@GDPanda69 Жыл бұрын
Ah, my favorite Crusader Kings activity: CHOPPING DOWN AN ENTIRE FAMILY TREE!!!!
@neoasdrubaul Жыл бұрын
Again a very awesome challenge. Well done.
@alexlutz5594 Жыл бұрын
Haesteinn you jealous minx! 😅😂
@Jiiiiim Жыл бұрын
Plot twist the wolf boy was a kkarling
@azrulashraf00 Жыл бұрын
the ending is soo crazy lol
@TheColombianSpartan Жыл бұрын
Koifish: Murders Haesteinn me: Oh my lord he's done it. He's cured his addiction. Anyways play Haesteinn again lmfao
@justinx4 Жыл бұрын
unhorse was infact the correct english word to take someone else off their horse. Dismount is when you get off a horse yourself. you cant dismount someone else you would unhorse them
@MunchKING Жыл бұрын
Something I thought you might try was a war on them to capture a bunch of them, and then mass-execute.
@battleonize Жыл бұрын
amazing video koifish!!!
@kossonox1113 8 ай бұрын
It would’ve been better if you made a character of the Merovingian dynasty who hate the karling
@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 Жыл бұрын
12:25 truly the male fantasy over here omg
@berdduck Жыл бұрын
house of assasin, nice.
@half-duckprince3995 Жыл бұрын
VERY GOOD!
@creakyinertia872 Жыл бұрын
World domination in bannerlords in the next video
@Quizer9O8 Жыл бұрын
Play as Mu'nis the Eunuch of Acre, vassal of the Duke of Jerusalem in the Abbasid Empire. Continue the dynasty by any means necessary.
@foisopracurtir6389 Жыл бұрын
"No more Karlings" -- von Attentäter, Grimoald, 904 DC
@bogdan9665 Жыл бұрын
What a wonderful idea
@anthonyernst999 Жыл бұрын
Im gonna try the game now
@anthonyernst999 9 ай бұрын
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@anthonyernst999 8 күн бұрын
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@nathanhaywood273 Жыл бұрын
This video is awesome!
@Ahhellnah503 Жыл бұрын
That’s one of the first good looking mobile games I’ve ever seen
@damiandigga9981 Жыл бұрын
Pain
@MrLocurito Жыл бұрын
i know this would be to similar to this challenge here, but what if you play as count vladimir fepes of walachia (or duke) and declare yourself enemy of the world, waring, murdering and torturing anyone in your path
@Rackalackberto Жыл бұрын
Never thought a video about killing a whole dynasty could be so goofy.
@BlackReshiram Жыл бұрын
local dude becomes medieval serial killer
@thuzan117 Жыл бұрын
I did something similar to the Abbasids as the byzantines
@BiggshowKF Жыл бұрын
New dlc.. sure why not.. then I remembered.. 867 to 1452 is a long damn time. Anyone else get tired of hitting the seek indulgences accept button for the last 30 years of the game?😂
@gs-8279 Жыл бұрын
I once had a game where a random ai on Cyprus single-handedly killed off the entire main Karling dynasty just as I brought it back
@mysterydragontr Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: *Kek* actually means cake in Turkish. So intentionally or not you have made a Turkish pun.
@Azurval 3 ай бұрын
this should have an achievement on steam
@demonkingbadger6689 Жыл бұрын
Would have been easier to do with Haesteinn, we all know it
@dawnheroes7574 Жыл бұрын
I know this man this name is Time.
@cruzmp4 Жыл бұрын
bro became itachi
@AquaticBigfoot8 Жыл бұрын
A true menace
@walnzell9328 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the children of Karling women who inherited their father's dynasty. Thus not being listed in the Karling dynasty.
@LeakyTrees 10 ай бұрын
They’re not Karlings, they don’t count
@thenotoriousgoob Жыл бұрын
😂😂 bro the intro
@MrLeim1 Жыл бұрын
I am on the loading screen :D
@dreadpenguinlord340 Жыл бұрын
Clearly, I cannot choose the wine before me.
@PraiseJ-Pope Жыл бұрын
"He died. That's so said" Court Musician, play Despacito.
@kohlicoide2258 Жыл бұрын
4:30 But.. Bavarians dont speak German!
@vitalijbakay1495 6 ай бұрын
Tial Stagate "KEK mean weak and dead" Koifish "KEK Kill every karling" coincidence? or maybe destiny?
@mishmashgames7441 25 күн бұрын
As an austrian i can completly refer to the word "kek" du kek (dialect)
@medllensaimon1015 Жыл бұрын
Perfection
@olliedoyle2677 Жыл бұрын
Saving myself
@lone_argonaut2863 Жыл бұрын
A CK player's wet dream
@ChrissieBear 11 ай бұрын
Unhorse is actually the correct term. 😂
@ozzylepunknown551 Жыл бұрын
7:02 feels wrong to see count haesteinn as a random NPC in the game
@Luhh_Nate Жыл бұрын
KOI I literally spent 20 years wondering yy in French it means attempt and was like I don’t get it u coulda helped
@MrBoudloche Жыл бұрын
Don’t kill my dynasty please. I have liked and commented, even shared.
@whatisahandle_69 Жыл бұрын
Yo
@novalicemir Жыл бұрын
NEXT: MAKING BOSNIA GREAT AGAIN !!! ;)
@akramgimmini8165 Жыл бұрын
Stabby time
@jito7377 Жыл бұрын
Attentäter. Wer hätte da nur etwas Ahnen können...
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