I like how hamster boy mentions being raised religious, as if a non-religious mom would be fine with her sons stealing hamsters.

Hamster guy accidentally wrote “thought we were sociopaths” instead of “found out we were sociopaths”

"can we have a moment of silence* followed by 15 seconds of me hearing myself chewing

the fact that hamster boy still doesn't see anything wrong with or feel any guilt for starving and tormenting hamsters to death tells me he probably is a sociopath. no, not probably. he definitely is a sociopath. someone check his freezer.

cody’s ability to work a goblin joke into every video is honestly a special skill

“Jayden is a crazy name to pick out of the blue.” Cody. You named your kid Otis.

Got an Arby’s ad that immediately flashed the word “GRILLED MEATS” after our moment of silence for 14 dead hamsters

I love how Cody gave the hamsters and the rabbit a moment of silence but grandpa got nothing

My grandma intentionally fed my mom's pet cow to her after saying they had to sell it, then made sure my mom was fed the cows heart for dinner because she thought it was hysterical, and made sure to tell my mom as soon as she was done eating that she just ate her pet Peaches. So I fully believe the pet rabbit story, a couple generations ago people were fucking evil for absolutely no reason

That MOH def should’ve talked to the bride about what actually happened instead of lying, but the bride never forgiving her for something like that is also kinda insane to me 😭

8:01 “so often they would just throw whatever they could find into a pot and call it soup. My nana is not a pet person…” the foreshadowing hit me like a truck

recently learned that most times hamsters “die” they’re just in hibernation and owners don’t know…. which makes this so much worse 😭

i love the "i'll be having that" callback

When I was like 8 I stole a duck from the pond by my house and hid it in my room but I left it with so much food. My mom found out within the day because ducks are loud and made me go put it back (thank goodness) but how do you not understand that they need food and water when you’re past the age of 4

I actually really appreciated that moment of silence. Turns out I needed a minute to sit with my thoughts, and having someone just be like "let's have a moment of silence" and not interrupting it or something for a joke was oddly heartwarming.

Bro, that hamster kid reminded me of when I was 6 or 7, I found a toad in my backyard after a storm. Naturally I took the toad in. I built it a home in the garage and gave it food and water every day. Obviously, a 6-year-old can't properly take care of a toad, and it died after a couple weeks. I ended up feeling so guilty about it and told my dad and we had a small funeral. I should have not taken the toad in, but being 6 or so, I learned my lesson the hard way. I just can't believe how people like the hamster kids exist. How do you not feel at least like you shouldn't be doing this, THEY ARE DYING!!! Great video by the way Cody! Couldn't stop laughing at the wedding vhs tape part!!

the first story could be a funny prompt for a 90s romcom. the two single parents meet in real life after the text fiasco and then actually fall in love

That wedding tape story is a perfect example of why we should always fess up when we've done something a little stupid. I'm sure the parents would've been mad at the time, obviously, but they would get over it; perhaps even renew their vows sooner, and recreate the dances they looked forward to. Instead, OP said nothing until it was already much, much too late. It's almost worse than lying right away. I know they feel awful for what they had done, but it wouldn't have been so bad if they said something right away. As the saying goes, "Making mistakes doesn't make you a failure; it's how you handle them."

I like to imagine the sons texts were like pure poetry and if he had passed it on to his dad it’s exactly what Cody said the son texted like

regarding the rabbit story: i find it believable based on a story of my (or really, my mum's) own. my mum's mum (i refuse to call her nana or grandma for reasons beyond this story) lived rurally with ducks, rabbits, dogs, cats, geese, horses etc on a farm when my mum was growing up. when my mum was 10, she got in a bad car accident that sent her from the backseat of a truck (an old truck with those lap seatbelts during a time that seatbelts weren't taken seriously) to the windshield. she was severely injured and hospitalized for a long time, and has been epileptic ever since. cut to my mum being able to go home, however because she was still recovering she wasn't able to go back to school yet, so she spent most of her days for several months with the animals on the farm, including the rabbits. one day she went to the bunny hutch as usual to hang out with the rabbits, when she sees her mum having just slaughtered what was one of her friends. her mum turns around, sees her standing there in abject horror, holds up the foot of the rabbit she just maimed and says, "lucky rabbit's foot?" while laughing. my mum burst into tears (not something she often did in the presence of her parents) and to this day this story is one of the many sources of trauma for her. unfortunately for us, though, karma hasn't gotten her, and she continues to be, well...a raging bitch. but i guess the karma is that no one in her family talks to her anymore. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Accidental rizz on your friends mom has got to be some of the funniest shit ever

If they've been friends for over 20 years and she's not comfortable enough to tell that friend that she fucked up with a waxing kit... I'm not sure if that was a real friendship to begin with..

Cody’s “oh yeah!” Orgasm at 16:00 had me absolutely losing it🤣

To be fair to the hamster boys, the average person gains an actual understanding of death around the age of 10. But the reason he was afraid to confess wasn't because of any religious background, it's because he understood that stealing the hamsters and hiding them was wrong. I don't think the kid was a sociopath. The dude is obviously a little stupid, definitely needed therapy, but not a sociopath.

The hamster mom must have been incredibly drunk. As a parent, I would definitely know if one of my kids had hamsters running around.

The thought of a little kid in the 70's running down the street at night yelling "BLACKIE" is too funny.

Honestly the best thing to do for that wedding tape thing, is to steal it and let them think its somewhere lost in storage in the garage or something. That is wayyyyyyy better than knowing its gone forever. At least theyll have hope theyll find it again.

Dude that first one isn’t even a problem. Go tell your dad you got him a friends mom all horned up and ready to go for him… F*cking son of the year award 😂😂

Cody: ”Nana actually ended up enjoying the movie.” Me: *laughing hysterically* Cody: “Just kidding. She died.” Me: *crying hysterically*

damn he is like the opposite of Noel in which he actually mourned the lives of the hamsters and took a moment of silence, while Noel would have turned up to the deaths, which i know is a joke, its just funny to note the difference between their reactions

Cody reading the first headline like “let’s fucking go” 😂😂😂 I love his appreciation of and reactions to general insanity and internet culture … never stop uploading Cody! We love watching your KZfaq videos

My grandma grew up poor and had a pet rabbit that "ran away" one day. The day her rabbit disappeared, their mom made "frog legs" for dinner. Years later they were at a restaurant that had frog legs on the menu. My grandma's sister asked what frog legs tasted like and my grandma recalled that their mom had made some a few years back. Everyone else in the family started laughing at my grandma and finally told her that those "frog legs" were actually her pet rabbit.

People take weddings way too seriously. The fact that the bride refused to forgive her friend, says a lot about her character. People make mistakes. She apologized and explained herself. You can't change the past. If someone can't forgive for the sake of a 23 year friendship is sad.

My gf’s a nurse at a hospital and she said that Brazilian wax one is 100% fake because a doctor wouldn’t say “just grow it out and cut it off”. There’s plenty of other things they would do first.

‘Metaphoric pot of stew’ absolutely killed me

when i was in college i had a psychology class on ‘lifespan development’, and apparently children don’t fully understand death until around 12-13… but i had a couple pets growing up, and definitely was very upset if they died… maybe at 7 you don’t fully understand death, but you still have some understanding, and care about other living things

i felt the rabbit confession, and this is definitely real. a similar thing actually happened in my family. so my grandma (dads mom) grew up from europe in the 1930’s and came here when she was 15. she always learned that animals were there to eat. so, when my dad was little, he had a rabbit. like all kids, he didn’t take care of the rabbit (cleaning its cage, feeding him, etc.) which left my grandma to do this. one day she got tired of it, and told my dad that the rabbit “ran away”. years later, he was told that the “chicken” they had for dinner that night, was actually his pet rabbit. unsurprisingly, my dad is now a vegan. 8:51

*No flies were harmed In the making of this video*

actually never stop this series, i just rewatched the other 4 last night, this is very cool

Cody turned into Tim Robinson when he was pretending to be the dude reacting to the taped over wedding🤣. The "I'm pissed, where's your gun" was too perfect

My grandparents also made dinners (yes plural) out of my mom's pet rabbits when she was a kid and told her they ran away. She found out soon after when her older brother asked if Fluffy was yummy...

I’m convinced Zade is a CGI artist

The roller coast one is so real. I thought it was just the adrenaline rush but I can’t say I’ve ever had quite that intense of an experience on that lol.

11:55 yeah that feeling isn't embarrassment, that is what shame feels like. I feel second hand shame just hearing that story. I've accidentally taped over a family video, but never a wedding video... that's just next level bad.

Catfishing as your own father is WILD.

that one moment of silence gave me ptsd to that time Cody posted a video without audio for a huge chunk and I thought something was wrong w my laptop

My grandma had a pet duck when she was little and it would meet her at the bus stop everyday after school. One day, the duck did not show up. When she got home, she found that her mother had made the duck for dinner. Needless to say, my great grandmother was absolutely out of her gourd.

The wedding tape, I’d destroy it and then it’s just been misplaced and an “aww well, we looked forward to it but we don’t know where it is, it’s been 30 years after all.. sorry everyone” easily

when he said i just wanted to check if you were paying attention i was looking out my window and my head snapped so fast😭bro got me

I know its a meme to roast Cody so please excuse my sincere comment for a sec, but Cody is one of the most genuinely empathetic people I have seen in my life. Watching him tear up at the confession about the wedding video was honestly really refreshing. I'm a guy who tears up a lot at really sentimental, heartwarming stuff and, although I generally feel perfectly secure about that trait, it bums me out to live in a world where other people have tried to make me feel insecure about experiencing (and encouraged me to mask) visible signs of emotional vulnerability. Its reassuring to see other guys casually express an emotional response without trying to suppress it or drawing attention to it in a self deprecating way; just letting the physical reaction occur, moving through it in a healthy way, and continuing forward because it is genuinely not a big deal. Ok back to roasting: it's rather progressive for a guy his age.

I LOOOOOOVEEEE the "I will be having that" joke

That "OHH YAA" broke the dammmm

my sick little confession is that i sniff my screen every time i see cody on it

If my best friend had that waxing thing happen to her, the first thing she'd probably do is panic and call me to come over and help her get it off. And I would do it.

That wedding video one literally left me with my mouth open jesus christ lmao

The Rabbit story is very similar to something my mom experienced. She had a pet rabbit that her dad had got her, and one day she comes home and there are “chicken wings” in the microwave. She eats them, and then her dad tells her that she had eaten her bunny. He bought them with the intention to eat them eventually, but just never told my mom.

That’s messed up to ditch a friend because they lied out of embarrassment especially when it comes to genitalia

cody ko saying “who let me have fun”, rollerskating, and making goblin jokes all make me so happy 😂

*instinctively closed my eyes and bowed my head for the moment of silence lol

ok the first one just let the dad read the texts and say you're welcome you have a date for the play lol

bros 1 n 2 just be admitting the most unhinged shit like it's a normal tuesday and think we won't notice

Waiting for the moment when someone pulls into the garage while Cody is being a goblin

my best friend was in ffa and got to raise a pig. although a school program, she still had to pay for the animal and its needs. she named it, cared for it as her own, and watched him grow. she knew at the end of the year she would have to sell it for a profit, as that’s what her parents condition was for paying for the pig. unfortunately, when it came time to sell the pig, the highest bidder was her grandma, who proceeded to get it butchered and fed it to her family, including the 16 year old who raised it, for christmas dinner. this exact situation happened the following year. she was even closer with the new pig. she couldn’t eat him that time around.

We had a pet rabbit at my grandparents house growing up. One day it ran away, or so we thought. We had it for dinner 😃 found out 15 years later. I believe that story 100%

I love Cody's ability to transcend time zones and upload during lunchtime AND dinnertime in totally opposite parts of the world

8:45 Unfortunately…that could very well be true…😬 Something similar happened to my mom when she was a child. Her family raised a rabbits for food, but my mom took care of them and really liked them, so she would refuse to eat them. She became particularly attached to one of the rabbits. One day she was handed a plate at dinner time and told the meat was something else (beef or something-I don’t recall). As you can probably guess, it wasn’t just any rabbit, but specifically the rabbit she had bonded with. After she ate some of it, her parents immediately told her it was her beloved rabbit that she was eating and really rubbed it in her face. She was traumatized by that event and to this day will not eat rabbit. (For context: my maternal grandparents were *extremely* abusive to their children-my grandfather eventually improved and apologized…my grandmother is still an evil person who intentionally harms people-especially liking to torment my mother-so I/my siblings/mother have cut her out of our lives)

I have one similar to the rabbit story but actually real. This happened to some relative of mine like a great uncle or something (it was passed to me from my mom, I have so many great uncles/aunts and distant cousins). As a boy he had a pet pig, and as you may know these things are like super emotionally intelligent and he became very closely bonded with the pig, it would see him off to school and also knew about when he was gonna return and waited at the bus stop. They are like as intelligent if not more than a dog this pig was his best friend. However, this was in rural (and I mean RURAL) Pennsylvania, where anything that wasn't a dog or a cat was food. Generally blue collar families that didn't have much money to spare. One day he comes to dinner and there's a cooked ham (I'm not sure whether he already knew it was his pig), he was at the table in distress while they ate, and his family was giggling and making oinking sounds. Given how well preserved this story is in the family, I don't think he ever forgave them for that.

cody on this channel: moment of silence for the hamsters and rabbit cody on tmg: yeahhhh look at that bear eat those ducklings!

I just watched every single weird confession video for the first time, and was like "damn, I wish there were more", you have perfect timing Cody.

Me on my phone not paying attention and fully caught red handed at 5:31 making me whip my head up so fast.

The i pretended to be my Dad story literally brought me back to where cody and noel where saying "Dude your mom's a milf"😂😂😂

the goblin "i'll be having that" reference from a previous video is top top tier

lunch time=cody time

As a hamster owner I really appreciated Cody’s moment of silence😂

I appreciate that guy for emotionally supporting that mom.

7:27 the goblin arc is so good 😂

Someone needs to keep this man in check. Way too much fun is being had

hungover and eating leftovers is prime cody time... you've always got my back thanks bro

If I found out my mum fed me my beloved pet and she laughed as she told the story, she would go directly to one of those nursing homes where they give the old people kerosene baths and forget to feed them. I would never forgive.

12:44 im in tears

People on the west coast are starting to have lunch at 9

I HATE hearing hamster horror stories so much, they have been my special interest for as long as I’ve been alive (I have ASD) But I still stuck around for you Cody 💀💗

The moment of silence was so nice it felt right

The goblin jokes get me every time😭truly beautiful

Watching Cody for years now never bored me ever

A very famous comedian in our country has a legendary christmas song called 'Flappie' from the 1980's. It's about the dad cooking the kids rabbit for christmas dinner and laughing about it. Next day the mom can't find the dad.... the kid told her that she would have a very nice dinner that night.

The suggestion that the dad just “take over” from the son is insane

The tape story is hilarious 😂😂😂

Just as im unwrapping my turkey sandwich. Perfect timing as always Cody

“Who let me say that?” Who let me ---- is the new format for comedy now

I'LL BEING HAVING THAT! had me rolling!! I love it when I get the inside jokes.

14:02 This would fit in perfectly as a skit in the show “I think you should leave” 😂

Love these lunchtime vids

I have a pet rabbit and that story made me so sad. They’re the sweetest animals 😭

my g pa has a similar “rabbit story” he had a rooster , named blackie . not kidding . and they lived on a farm in oklahoma . and blackie always attacked my great g ma so she said “ if that rooster attacks me one more time we’re eating it , and about a month later . they had chicken for dinner and she didnt tell him until after he cleared the table and went to feed the chickens

4:56 is genuinely my favorite joke lmao, especially that accidental inflection

thank you cody right on time

That Rabbit Story!!! I had the same thing happen to me. My neighbors told me they cooked my rabbit and ate it and I never ate at their house again 😩

NOT THE HAMSTER BAG

The rabbit story is actually hilarious to me because there's a dutch song that describes this almost exactly. Its a song from a boys perspective who lost his rabbit because his dad killed it to eat at christmas dinner. The song name is: flappie - youp van 't hek