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“BUT HE’S GOT A WALLET!” Only a minute in and I already know how this video gonna go 🤣

Am I the only one that thinks Tartaglia would be extremely loyal? 😂 just the way he talks about his family, he seems so family-oriented. 🥺 and he gets so excited about taking you to Snezhnaya (teapot).

"But he's got a wallet!" Then take it off his body and take Cyno on the best date ever

EVERYONE and their moms knew that albert would be killed the second he got into the screen

Hardest kiss marry kill discard for me would definitely be Kazuha, Scaramouche, Heizou and Xiao. Like dangggg i’m down bad for anemo men

"He'll get to be with his friends now" every serial killer ever:

The Pulcinella pic lives in my head rent free, also this was so much fun ILY 😍💙

Minsleif said "something something Dainsleif" and I was like: 👀 that sounds familiar, wait a sec. Then looked at the caption and whispered "oh it's the lore lady who has a pretty voice"

I actually choked at that rooster man fanart

6:14 I almost choked on my water that image came outta nowhere 😂

I feel like that in any scenario where both the Raiden Shogun and Sara are options, you would need to kill Sara in self defense for whatever you were going to do (or not do) to the Shogun

Omg minsleif you're amazing! Thank you for reading the lore that we don't want to!

I feel like if you marry Ayato, you get free boba forever, AND I bet he'd make Thoma still cook and clean for you. Win-win! Two husbandos in one.

Marry Gorou 100%. He's cute + sensitive + writes an advise column + likes cake! I feel like if there were any marital issues, he'd handle them maturely~ not sure how his Ms. Hina identity would contribute to the marriage tho lol

I love how you went from loving Gorou to just getting rid of him in 2 seconds XD You're like, oh I love him! But not really.

Am I the only one who gets Aisen vibes off of Pantalone? Also remember with Ayato you get the #1 husbando, Thoma: cooks, cleans, cares, and loves animals.

I love this kind of videos but it always feels like they're too short lmao make them longeeeer 🥺 also my top marry would definitely be Xiao he's my favorite now and always

As a Gorou lover, I'm in pain to see so many people would kill him 🥲 It hurts me physically, mentally, and spiritually

Cross-overs we didn't know we needed

Al haitham just MARRY a million times KISS a trillion times and like.. SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH

Minsleif becoming koomaxx level wild is a new one and I'm here for it

Both of your tastes are amazing.😭 My top picks for marry are Dainsleif and Heizou too. 💀

11:42 My girl, you are correct. Thoma is the best husbando and nothing you can say or do will make me change my mind or my lockscreen (it’s a picture of official Thoma b-day art)! As a Thoma simp, I feel very honoured.

I really like Hu Tao for her dark humor, energy, and how she values living to the fullest. Amber I used to be indifferent to her, then I read the manga, and then idolized her for her kindness and courage for Collei. Not sure if I would kiss or marry them. (And with Capitano, I don't think I can kiss someone who likely doesn't have a face). However I'm more decisive with Dottore, completely despised him, he can suffer in purgatory for 1000 years and then spend eternity in hell. And Albert's a stalker who decided to waste his time on one of the most boring activities in life, so death might as well come for him.

Playing along! Round 1: - Kiss: Hu Tao - Marry: Cyno - Kill: Tartaglia - Spare: Madam Ping Round 2: - Kiss: Alhaitham - Marry: Xiao - Kill: Yoimiya - Spare: Yun Jin Round 3: - Kiss: Capitano - Marry: Pantalone - Kill: Albert - Spare: Nilou Round 4: - Kiss: Shinobu - Marry: Dainsleif - Kill: Dottore - Spare: Shenhe Round 5: - Kiss: Sucrose - Marry: Ayato - Kill: Pulcinella - Spare: Dehya Round 6: - Kiss: Wanderer - Marry: Heizou - Kill: Liben - Spare: Jean Round 7: - Kiss: Sara - Marry: Eula - Kill: Ei - Spare: Yelan Round 8: - Kiss: Kokomi - Marry: Kaeya - Kill: Yae Miko - Spare: Amber Round 9: - Kiss: Candace - Marry: Tighnari - Kill: Baizhu - Spare: Mona Round 10: - Kiss: Gorou - Marry: Thoma - Kill: Guoba - Spare: Cloud Retainer

Lore Mommy is here!!

Should've married Yunjin, she's got big bank being a world renowned singer, plus being able to travel the world with her and she's also really nice and sweet, and a nerd which is cute Also holy based with both of you marrying Kokomi

Not me thinking Minsleif was gonna say Guoba as her #1 marry😭😭

Holy shit I had the exact same thought for Xiao lmao like just put him out of his misery, been suffering for too long

Dehya: Kiss Pulcinella: KILL THE GRANDPA Ayato: Marry, I mean come on who wouldn't want that Sucrose: Experimented with

the pain when they killed baizhu

LOL! These vids are absolutely hilarious every time!

i love the captions omg sino, hutau, tortaglia ciao al hayes yoy mia 😭😭

The way everyone just agrees to kill Albert 😂

Ooh yay another great Koomaxx collab video + kiss, marry, kill, reject in time for Valentine’s Day. I love playing along with these types of videos so here are my answers: 1) Marry Childe, kiss Madam Ping, kill Cyno since I found him a bit rude in the quests and while Hu Tao’s Lantern Rite rap was abysmal her original story quest was good enough to let her live 2) Marry Yunjin- her hangout really made me love her, kiss Yoimiya, leave Xiao alone because that’s what he’d probably be more comfortable with, and kill Alhaitham because after accidentally hearing him in the English dub he sounds like a massive prick and I can’t get over it 3) Kill Albert- duh, marry Capitano- people don’t really have bad things to say about him on top of his nice physical design, and while it would be spicy to kiss Pantalone in a round I marry a different Fatui to cause drama... I’ll just kiss Nilou and leave him alone 4) Kill Dottore- I’ve loved Scara and Diluc from the start so any of their enemies have to go, marry Shenhe, I don’t feel strongly bout the other 2 but for always giving us banger lore I guess I’ll kiss Dain 5) Marry Dehya- the only 5* waifu I’d been tempted to pull for waifu status + she actually has a good personality, kiss Ayato, leave Pulcinella alone so Childe can kill him himself, and kill Sucrose cuz I’ve never liked her and she’s actually got great potential to do bad just look at her thoughts on Diona! 6) Marry Wanderer/Scara- 1.1 player, kiss Heizou- his flirty personality is fun, and while I like Jean I agree that Liben has done too much for us to kill so I’m sorry girl you kinda gotta die 7) Marry Yelan- I guess with my choice in her and Shenhe I like a lil potential for danger, kiss Eula, leave Ei alone, and kill Sara- I find her a bit uptight 8) Marry Amber, kiss Yae, I initially really didn’t like Kokomi but my opinion of her has grown a ton since her release so I’ll leave her be and kill Kaeya who I’ve also never really liked 9) Marry Candace, kiss Mona, and this is gonna be shocking kill both Baizhu and Tighnari and bring Jean from that previous round to a Statue of the Seven for revival- I really hate both of their designs, Baizhu is awful to Qiqi, and while Tighnari himself isn’t awful to anyone... can’t wait for them to announce the new EN VA cuz yuck 10) Marry Thoma, kiss Gorou, leave Cloud Retainer be cuz that one sassy meme of her is too funny, and kill Guoba who could never light a torch in Dragonspine because he’d be sad because bonus round: Xiangling, Xingqiu, Chongyun, Kazuha: marrying both Kazuha and my OG main Chongyun and killing both Xingqiu (painfully and slowly) and Xiangling (poisoning) for being bad friends to Chongyun. Maybe the true reason I would marry Yelan and Shenhe is because I also share their murderous potential when it suits me 😈 If they were in the quiz I’d also marry Diluc and Zhongli and kill Ying’er and that lady who was really bitchy to us at the Liyue City tea shop before Yelan took it over, but for people actually in the quiz my top marriage choice would probably be Yunjin for practicality and Wanderer in my heart.

The Collab we didn't know we needed

YES OMG HEIZOU SUPREMACY 💖💖 also I love ur vids sm

I LOVE THIS VIDEO- IT MADE MY DAY

7:51 my lesbian ass died at that point, HOW DO I CHOOSE BETWEEN 4 MOMMIES???!?!?!?!

NAH BUT THE WAY YOUR FRIEND TALKS AND THIER VOICE OMG THE THINGS I WULD DO TO HEAR THEM SAY MY NAME

I read “kiss, marry kill” in my head and it turned out as “kiss, carry, mill”- wtf 💀

The moment the God of Lore does a kiss, marry or kill is absolutely MiNd BuFfErInG oN aNoThEr LeVeL

Wanderer/Scaramouche is just so fluffing cute and I think he would make a good(ish) husband! :)

I almost choked on my ravioli when the sus fan art of Rooster.

This is peak bisexuality

You cannot kill Amber she’s been with us since the start she doesn’t deserve it

Love both of your voices.

Ykw, I'd love to do something like this with Koomax and/or any of my other favorite KZfaqrs but idk how people collab without being in the same place😅 I have no knowledge of how exactly collabs work

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT- R WE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW KOOM’S A DANCER????

Minsleif’s Voice is just ✨ chefs kiss- 🍽

AaAaa yessss! another shinobu supporter yayyyyy! I swear she is so bada$$ but also funny and kind and smart. She is sooo underrated

playing along :D 1: kiss Childe, marry Ping, kill Hu Tao, spare Cyno 2: kiss Yun Jin, marry Yoimiya, kill Alhaitham (I'M SORRY.), spare Xiao 3: kiss Nilou, marry Capitano, kill Albert, spare Pantalone 4: kiss Shenhe, marry Shinobu, kill Dottore, spare Dainsleif 5: kiss Dehya, marry Sucrose, kill Pulcinella, spare Ayato 6: kiss Heizou, marry Jean, kill Scaramouche, spare Liben 7: kiss Ei, marry Sara, kill Eula, spare Yelan 8: kiss Kaeya, marry Amber, kill Miko, spare Kokomi 9: kiss Candace, marry Mona, kill Baizhu, spare Tighnari 10: kiss Guoba (on the head), marry Thoma, kill Gorou, spare Cloud Retainer the Alhaitham one pains me a lot because he's in my top three faves for the whole game, but I just know he'd frustrate me to tears if he was real LMAO

I've seen those Capitano arts too. What a gigachad!

Happy valentines to everyone ❤

YAA MY FAV GENSHIN CREATORS MINSLEIF AND KOOMAXX AAAA

I couldn’t do the second round that was way too difficult I love them all

6:13 Caught me off guard Lmaooo, that was so random.

Zhongli when you decide to marry Childe:HAND OVER THE WALLET

I feel like killing Albert is always the correct choice to make. Also, Noelle, Candace, Dehya, Yoimiya is the worst lineup ever for me to have to choose from.

Kiss Cyno; Marry Tartaglia, Kill Hu Tao, discard madam ping Kiss Alhaitham, Marry Xiao, Kill Yoimiya, discard Yun Jin (Alhaitham and Xiao can be interchangeable; I could also discard Alhaitham to the eremites or tentacles though) Kiss Albert, Marry Pantalone, Kill Capitano, discard Nilou (After I kiss Albert I guess I could kill him?) Kiss dainsleif, Marry Dottore, Kill shenhe, discard shinobu (Dottore is clearly a bottom for me) Kiss Sucrose, Marry Ayato, Kill Pulcinella, discard Dehya (Ayato and Sucrose and be interchangeable) Kiss Wanderer, Marry Heizou!, Kill Liben, discard Jean (Kyaaa Heizou >.

This was pretty fun.

This video made my birthday even better,😘 Koomax you're the most funniest KZfaqr that I ever discovered. And I'm glad I did. Happy. Valentines Day!💖💝

I run here as soon as min said it on discord

Okay I’ll play along: 1- Kiss: Cyno Marry: Madame Ping (it would be so nice to be married to her she would treat you well) Kill: Childe (I’m sorry) Discard: Hu Tao (rather be friends) 2- Kiss: Yoimiya Marry: Xiao Kill: Althaitham Discard: Yun Jin When you said xiao “will get to be with his friends now” if you kill him I died ajcbsjsbja lmaoooo 3- Kiss: pantalone Marry: Nilou Kill: Albert. Easy. Discard: Il capitano I do not know the fatui well lol 4- Kiss: Shenhe Marry: Kuki Shinobu (i bet she is financially stable) Kill: Dottore Discard: Dainsleif 5- Kiss: Ayato Marry: Dehya Kill: the rooster Discard: Sucrose 6- Kiss: Liben (I bet he’d be a good date tbh) Marry: Heizou Kill: Wanderer (I’m sorry, RIP to his second chance in life) Discard: Jean 7- Kiss: Kujou Sara Marry: Yelan Kill: Eula (wow looks like vengeance was MINE in the end) Discard: Raiden Shogun 8- Kiss: Kokomi Marry: Kaeya Kill: Yae Miko (but I like her, it would just be a funny thing between friends, she would be in on the joke) Discard: Amber 9- Kiss: Tighnari Marry: Mona Kill: Baizhu Discard: Candace 10- Kiss: Cloud Retainer Marry: Thoma Kill: Gorou (I’m sorry) Discard: Guoba Top marry gotta be xiao

6:14 Pullcinela's delusion be like

BUT HES GOT A WALLET! cross that he got a bank account

Albert is a smash actually, i could explain

Tfw you can't kill Dottore because he's an alter in your DID system- 😥😅 I did choose marry for him though. He is an absolute godsend in here, haven't gotten in trouble since he got here. Also, being in a marriage with a doctor might be really handy when it comes to medical emergencies. {Same for Baizhu}

When kokomi popped up I don’t think I’ve decided who to marry so fast ever

Why do ppl only want Childe for money 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

the longer i play along, the more i begin to question my sexuality

I'm sure Cloud Retainer's smooch on the cheek surely changed when you saw her human form👀👀👀

i also got 2 Yae Mikos and only 1 Layla back then lol x) i was not sure if i should be happy or mad about it, my emotions went wild on that banner :D

Heizou: I’m cool Scara: I’m emo Jean: I work hard Liben: I have primogems Me: Yup! Liben all da way

I'm a sucker for glasses 🤣 i'll Mary Pantalone!

theres no way i had the same toughs as you for the first one

The squeal in 4:22 is just 🥺 My answers: 1. Marry Cyno (I actually find him funny most of the time), kiss Madam Ping (Because she’s such a sweet granny), kill Tartaglia (sorry) 2. Marry Al Haitham (English major here, we can talk for hours), kiss Yoimiya (because she’s wholesome), kill Xiao (to put him out of his misery) 3. Marry Pantalone (just look at his wallet), kiss Nilou, kill Albert (duh) 4. Marry Kuki (she seems fun), kiss Shenhe, kill Dottore (to get revenge for my daughter Collei) 5. Marry Ayato (for his prestige), kiss Sucrose, kill rooster man 6. Marry Heizou (he’s cuteeee), kiss Liben, kill Wanderer (you’re cool, but Jean is too relatable) 7. Marry Eula, kiss Yelan (thx for coming home early), kill Sara (Raiden is one of my mains, I can’t kill her) 8. Marry Kaeya (I want to make sure he feels loved and never gets abandoned again), kiss Amber (she’s so sweet), kill Kokomi (sorry) 9. Marry Tighnari (he’s so sarcastic and cute), kiss Mona (she’s my first five star), kill Baizhu 10. Marry Thoma, kiss Guoba, kill Gorou

On behalf of the aroace community I would like to request a round of Befriend, Defend, End for the next time :D

not me running to go see the fanart of capitano

Minsleif is gonna love Focalors

You really put the alone in Pantalone

OMG, MINSLEIF THANKS SO MUCH FOR READING THE GENSHIN LORE SO WE DONT HAVE TO

My top picks are most definitely either Dottore or sucrose cause i just love the scientists ig

Ok but like you gotta marry Childe, he’s got that stable employment, big wallet, we know he’s a family man. Sure he’s got a few war crimes, but who doesn’t

My day has been cursed by gigachad Puchenella XD

Right at the start you want someone that provides for you, yet ignore the business owner with gods on her payroll.

My choices (this was so funnnn): Group 1: Marry Tartaglia, Kiss Cyno, and Kill Hu Tao (I'm sorry Hu Tao ;u;), Madam Ping is scot free Group 2: Marry Alhaitam, Kiss Xiao, and Kill Yunjin (This was so hardddd), Yoimiya is free ;u; Group 3: Marry Pantalone, Kiss Nilou, and Kill Albert lmao, Capitino is free Group 4: Marry Kuki Shinobu (my queeennn), Kiss Shenhe, Kill Il Dottore, Scot free Dainslief (he needs love, but I can't....) Group 5: Marry Sucrose, Kiss Dehya, Kill the Rooster (I can't with this man haha), Scot-free Ayato Group 6: Marry Heizou, Kiss Wanderer, Kill Liben, and Scot-free Jean (The easiest one surprisingly haha) Group 7: Marry Yelan, Kiss Kujou Sara, and Kill Raiden Shogun (HAHA), Scot-free Eula Group 8: Marry Kokomi, Kiss Amber, and Kill Kaeya (I'm sorry Kaeya....), Scot-free Yae Miko Group 9: Marry Mona no question, Kiss Candace, Kill Baizhu, Scot-free Tighnari Group 10: Marry Thoma, Kiss Gorou, and Kill Gouba (I'm so sorryyyyyy), Scot-free Cloud Retainer Top Marry: Kuki Shinobuuuuuu

I feel like if you kiss Alhaithem he will be like "is that the best you've got ?" And then go back to his books

minsleif looking at xianyun now be like: oh i fucked up

‘He’s bad, but he’s also😍BADDD😍

Mine with the shenhe ,kuki ,dainsleif and dotore is exactly the same with you! (Excuse my bad spelling at names ;-;)

I love tighnari but I lost my 50/50 to him on hu tao AND yoimiya

“It took me a hundred pulls to get Layla and I got three Mae yikos.” Me who got her on my first ten pull (accidentally because I was saving for Raiden and as a joke I was hovering above the ten pull button and I clicked it)

"i bet some people would kill her because the ruin people 50/50 " i exactly Killer her for that reaon 😂😂😂😂

for the scara one i will marry scara no doubt kiss heizou wont touch jean and kill funny looking rockstar

Now I doubt this will happen but I would die to see a KMK of Honkai Impact characters.

10:57 i just cant stand the way minsleif says Candace😭😭😭 kendackeh

I feel like marrying Tartaglia would be quite the save thing, you're family to him then and he'd wipe out everything that even intends to harm you. Okay, maybe not so save, actually. XD

i be marrying dottore without a second thought