Yeah

No laugh track! You have the intelligence for yourself to judge what is funny!

A comedy show where millions of people live like slaves and their families are slaughtered if they try to escape

Spot on

Comedy is a Tragedy

LOL 😂

A pizza parlor

@samyajyoti de he ate them.

Bruh ahahaha X'D

Lmai

that's how you should fix a cost overrun on a contracted government job.

​@@joelpichettebased

What are the military officials doing there?

He didn't criticise workers, he praised them for patriotic devotion, but scolded management (officials) of the project.

@@bigdeal5108 and they were never seen again

The workers are fine with their feelings good, the managers are fine but their feelings are hurt

And families😔

@ANTHONY COLE im talkin' bout the cameraman 😀💀

@ANTHONY COLE They censored it earlier

@ANTHONY COLE Censoring cigarettes for Kim Jong Un is very common, he's very uhh, how do you say this, self-conscious about smoking as I'm pretty sure he claims that he doesn't smoke to his people.

It is a very expensive designer brand made in the US....

@ANTHONY COLE they be tryna act like they are more 'healtier' then the west. So yeah he be lying and just a warden overseeing his inmates 🤷🏿‍♂️

More like, 'Honey, they are coming for you too...'

😂😂😂😂

@@Charharr haha

@@Charharr And the kids and their kids... Three generations of punishment.

They aren't even allowed to use phone

Also; imagine being a high-ranking official, in those meetings, and taking notes from the speech of a bloke, half your age, like he was Socrates or Jesus, or something 😅.

A guy?! That's the Great Leader!

@@KLC6432 Technically, the Supreme Leader, or the Brilliant Comrade, but yeah. The Great Leader was his grandfather, Kim Il-Sung.

@@PC_Simo Supreme indeed.

Like trump

😂😂😂😂😂😂

None of them were fired, he was criticizing the management. No one died anyway

​@@CommunistBotyes they did.

​@@LeanderOnKZfaq and how would you know?

@@gnas1897 it's north korea

If you know you know … nice one 😹😹

then my boy sends them to execute 🤣🤣

The Dictator

No, no no no.... 😆

"Was there a duck..."

The teacher gets beheaded 💀

Teacher : "Kim Jong Un. 50 pre-..." *gun loading noise* "I mean 100%. Apologies."

What teacher will dare to test him in the first place

Not sure if this is a joke, but Kim studied in Switzerland for a reason you know

@@josephc.9520 I know that

It was actually a Marlboro lol

It was because his hand got fucked up when he messed with the cheese machine

Oh thought he was showing the finger..

Its a secret sign for his official

@Vladimir Putin Maybe your granny Lenin

@vanessa-ah! rip their families

RIP their dogs and cats

Its so sad 😭

@@guilherminhu racist af bruh.

@@MangoAVI nah

Said by a western dog which is you who is not from North Korea

Because they're all yesmen

They will die if they accidentally fart or sneeze in front of him

He fired them….with an anti aircraft gun.

@@Luton-Mick epic

북한의 독재자 값비싼 꼬냑으로 다시 부어 북한의 독재자 모든 사람들이 굶주리고 있습니다-누군가를 위해 창 밖의 낙원 ... 북한의 독재자 갑자기 주위가 불타올랐다. 북한의 독재자 불행한 사람들은 휴식이 없습니다. 밤도 낮도 아닌. 북한의 독재자 그는 적들의 피를 즐긴다. 북한의 독재자 그에게는 영광이 백성의 족쇄보다 더 귀하고 북한의 독재자 모든 사람들은 나중에 그들에게 일어날 일을 이해합니다 ... 북한의 독재자 그가 얼마나 많은 사람들을 괴롭히는지 모든 민족이 알고 있습니다.

they are safe....safe dead!

IM WHEEZING

quite an accurate description 👌

😅😂😂😂😂

you elicit a smile

Hahahah

Ikr? 😭😢

🇺🇲

He’s in his place. The Supreme Leader of the DPRK.

How good is your country president then? Oburmer or Bush joker?

@@angelamagnus6615 If your really gonna take the DPRK’s side, then there’s something wrong in you’re head.

@@angelamagnus6615 are u brain washed ?

@@vickyy8126 more like Americans are brainwashed by CNN MSNBC and NYT. It is not just the north Korea that is targeted. Even Russia and China are despite both countries doing well economically...

@@angelamagnus6615 Russia is very far from "doing well economically" and I'm saying this as a native Russian who found it easier to find a decent job in neighbouring countries like Finland, Estonia and Norway than in my own country but ok. I think this says it all when they offer better work conditions and salary abroad *for foreigners who don't even know that country's language* (I knew only English at that time when I moved to my first work abroad in Estonia) China is ok, as long as you consider that being world's #1 manufacturer and world's #1 factory is better than inhuman work conditions, long 10-14 working hours and low salaries of around 800-1000$ per month. Well at least that's better than Russia with its 300-800 USD per month

Well, indeed, everything of which the state government does in North Korea is "such a great achievement".

@Ivan Li and you must be incredibly misinformed. North Korea has been smashed by trade sanctions which has played a massive role in the country’s socioeconomic issues.

@Ivan Li agree, communism dictatorship is shit

@Ivan Li “I’m from Cuba” yeah bro for sure, stay ignorant lmao.

@@deez5710 yeah, the trsde sanción that made the country go dictatorship.

Why was his hand blurred

@@rosesarerose1530 his hands were so fat and oily that if showed to the people it would loosen their trust in Kim and he would have to eat himself to be able to deal with the emotional damage

@@rosesarerose1530 Because he is holding a cigarette. And smoking is forbidden in North Korea.

I just ordered the replacement and not execution. I am not that cruel.

Do you seriously think they can afford executing officials? And that theyre that barbaric to begin with? Jeez.

He is a divine being. Of course he knows better!

Thats what dictators do, they think they know it all

Same in India.

It's the same in Chinese culture. Something about making them look tough and important. It's really weird behaviour.

@@GH23d7sL45 Just another way to save face.

Hilarious

This is the last time engineers sawed

xd

What?

@@dahlbelzalan5892 engineer dead

Sup Kim

All hail the Supreme leader of the Workers Party and the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea 🇰🇵

Don’t worry we are watching you

Kiss my ass Im in the West 🤣

Go fuck your self

He had middle finger up the whole time

That’s actually how it looks in real life

Fetish

Probably holding a cigarette

Ciggarette

Don't worry. I won't do anything wrong to you.

Bro, they're already dead. Along with their entire family.

For the 5 following minutes you mean?

The final minutes of their lives

And this is who Donald Trump admires along with Putin

He always has one

Really?

@@sabertooth6425 it keeps him svelte .

i was just wandering that... once the left, then the right...im like what the hell??

Good thing he’s a smoker. Speed things up

Yes, a slap on the wrist and paid leave for one week... Right?

off to the chopping block :D

Repurposed for testing anti aircraft weapons, as targets.

@@KG84C waste not want not.

Shutup

wow, that’s a hell of a theoretical you just put out there.

We cant know, it's possible that they really have 0 cases since they've always been an isolated country and no one - or very few - enters there. I don't believe tho, if I'm not mistaken there are rumors that the government are killng people who have been diagnosed

Definitely less number than what they execute every year😂

It's not very deadly tho

They have more chance of dying of starvation or excecution than covid 🤦‍♀️

Ray Mak ok

Kim yo jong

Kim's sister

Aren't u the "everywhere guy"?

You can’t take Just some guy without a mustache‘s title of the KZfaq comment king

Like 2shot in head 0 point

With a double barrel

Unka boli bahut ajeeb hai dost

1:39 😅

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I didn't know the glorious supreme leader was a man of culture.

Well, he is probably still a better leader than all those deluded american presidents

ShipperSkipper Yeah I doubt it

@@jacobgonzalez2002 ofc you're doubting it, you're just an american

ShipperSkipper How is Kim Jong Un a guy who kills his people for absolutely no reason at all a better leader than American presidents? Here in America we actually have rights and aren’t controlled by a corrupted government like Kim Jong Un

😂😂😂

impossible he has no asshole xD

Impossible, his anus hole is already covered with saturated fat so there is no anus hole 🤣🤣

No they Can't, It Was Silent

How they'd faint from all that expensive alcohol he drinks and gourmet food he eats

The fact that he actually is😭😭

Yeh. He is literally the only fat person in North Korea and that’s no exaggeration..

@Nightfall 😭

Y’all forget that Donald trump was there😂

Yeah even high ranking military officers and officials are skinny in North Korea

LMAO true 💀 man gets a weekly fade

What makes him a dictator?

@@ANTHONY-vg1be is That even a Real Question ?

@@Ellie81998 what makes him a dictator the dprk is more democratic than the United States and moral superior for example they don't commit acts of imperialism and explotation globally such as the usa

@@ANTHONY-vg1be they only make 3 generations of a “criminal” do hard labour for major crimes such as watching foreign movies and trying to leave the country.

Yes, but most people have better haircuts than Kim Jong Un.

LOL 😂

no ... everyone knows they kill themselves by shooting themselves twice on the chest and once on the head.

@@kaneda956 shot themselves in the head first of course but it didn’t work and the pain was so much but their hands still worked as it was only head shots so they shot themselves in the chest 2 more times ! Can you believe that ! Crazy ! So sad !

Mui sierto...

Bruh are you assuming they don't have ears ?? lemme guess DID KIM KONG UN FUCKIN CUT EM TOO ?!?!?!

​@@jaylenackerman9349 Nono, it's just disrespectful to hold eye contact for longer than three seconds.

Tell me, how paying stagione worker from MEXICO?

Because they'll be executed and three generations of their family will be thrown in jail

@@BlackedOutDreams satan the accuser sows seeds of poison among your people and you eat his fruit . Babylon prospers

Execution That’s pretty motivating

@@fatherofkos8646 come back to reality buddy, God won’t pay the water bill, don’t consume your life with something that doesn’t even exist.

@@jackg2630 you and all these people commenting should come back to reality because you are the ones believing all these lies about north Korea. May the sins of america be paid

They were dead,Daily Toilet.

북한의 독재자 값비싼 꼬냑으로 다시 부어 북한의 독재자 모든 사람들이 굶주리고 있습니다-누군가를 위해 창 밖의 낙원 ... 북한의 독재자 갑자기 주위가 불타올랐다. 북한의 독재자 불행한 사람들은 휴식이 없습니다. 밤도 낮도 아닌. 북한의 독재자 그는 적들의 피를 즐긴다. 북한의 독재자 그에게는 영광이 백성의 족쇄보다 더 귀하고 북한의 독재자 모든 사람들은 나중에 그들에게 일어날 일을 이해합니다 ... 북한의 독재자 그가 얼마나 많은 사람들을 괴롭히는지 모든 민족이 알고 있습니다.

I swear this is the comment i was looking for 🤣

Or write a testament

It’s good to look like you’re doing something and you don’t have to look at him.

Hahahaha

Imagine he randomly points to someone and asks them to explain what he just said.

No, they blur it because the cigarette is from USA

Lol

lol

Lmao

Lmao

No it's Uh Mai Zin

😂

@@JihadBunnydick Oh Thaz Nize

😂😂

Pentagon has never passed an audit.

You need a supreme leader who has no clue go around and criticize the corruption he’s responsible for 😂?

We don’t need anything North Korean related. We will not be and never ever will be a fucked up country like North Korea. You need your head checked.

@Dancing Bear bro he wishes he had a rolex, he has a $400 dollar watch that you can buy right now at your local Kohls

@Dancing Bear Not with the all those tariffs way up his ass that he can't wipe away

@@orangutank626 they sneak it in, just like they snuck in his Mercedes s class. They also make their own drugs

@@orangutank626 someone's jealous

@@orangutank626 you’re delusional and angry lol. Dude is a despotic dictator that murders his own people, ofc he has his a collection of Swiss Watches. They have ways around the sanctions, hence how he still gets newer S-class Mercedes all the time. Smuggle it through China.

Investing in crypto now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today.

Crypto is the future and investing in it is a good idea

Bitcoin is the future

He was smoking

Smoking is rebuked in North Korea, but since Kim does so about every day, they blurred his hand.

Oh plz all north korean smoke. Marijuana is legal up there and people do it all the itme.

Socialismo para o POVO, e Capitalismo para o porquinho do Kim

Ciggy mate

Eh whatever

@@throughmyshutter305 keep saying eh whatever and then afterwards when all of your powers have been stripped away from you just face the consequences and live in the awe of massive amounts of dispair.

@@shinokaminamikaze A bit edgy aren't you, weeb? You do realize we are all insignificant and don't amount to anything, billions of people have people have been dead for millions of years and we don't cry about them every single day of our lives. Have a good day.

@@throughmyshutter305 it's estimated only 107billion humans have ever lived on this planet. You think one person doesn't matter? Look at what the speaker of the house can do. They can hold legislation hostage until it dies before it ever gets a chance to be voted on. The president can sign any executive action into "law" as long as it falls within the guidelines of his executive branch. Tell me again how 1 person doesn't matter? We all matter. You. Me. People we elect into office. People we allow to run the parties. Heads of big tech. They all matter in the big picture. Edit: you've been defeated already and the fight is just getting started. Welcome to psyops.

@@Seasniffer69 One person doesn't matter, the universe is way bigger, your little American politics are insignificant. This while world is insignificant. And countries collapse, companies go bankrupt.

one 6th of his ''natural gas landmine'' would do that purpose

yeah. When the engineer die, he must be in heaven, because North Korea is already a Hell.

America and philippines and europe: so you have chosen death

북한의 독재자 값비싼 꼬냑으로 다시 부어 북한의 독재자 모든 사람들이 굶주리고 있습니다-누군가를 위해 창 밖의 낙원 ... 북한의 독재자 갑자기 주위가 불타올랐다. 북한의 독재자 불행한 사람들은 휴식이 없습니다. 밤도 낮도 아닌. 북한의 독재자 그는 적들의 피를 즐긴다. 북한의 독재자 그에게는 영광이 백성의 족쇄보다 더 귀하고 북한의 독재자 모든 사람들은 나중에 그들에게 일어날 일을 이해합니다 ... 북한의 독재자 그가 얼마나 많은 사람들을 괴롭히는지 모든 민족이 알고 있습니다.

Is it a joke to you!? ...woww

Bruh... How would they have covid if nobody can get in or out😂😂😂

They probably don’t have Covid-19 due to the country being closed off to the world.

Mask are useless and covid is a huge scam. If covid was like the lying medias pretend, Kim Jong un would be wearing a hazmat suit, but he knows its all lies.

@@praem9597 karen

Lmao

aladeen

Your comment is more than likely not far off the truth unfortunately

I can literally see This happen in A scenario in my Head

@@nathj4818 It's just a joke. Better have sense of humor sometimes.

@ Quiet

._.

Who was the President that thought it would be a good idea to inject 💉 bleach in our veins? I'm sure he meant just some of us.

Do you really believe that kim jong un is the sole person with power?

@@brendaechols5929 he was being sarcastic 😐

The f*ck you say to me ya little sh*t?!

Like Eric Cartman

@@kimbaldun I said cut down on the sweets and lose some weight. You can’t hear cause that air is filled with fat 😄😄

@@Mary_Lee2395 hey watch ur mouth stop talking about my grandson like that

@@Mary_Lee2395 u should marry kim jong un and reform the country you seem like an intellectual

hope none of them were thrown in the tank full of piranhas. 😔😔😔

I hope his next kid isn’t like any of the past dictators and actually turns the country around

북한의 독재자 값비싼 꼬냑으로 다시 부어 북한의 독재자 모든 사람들이 굶주리고 있습니다-누군가를 위해 창 밖의 낙원 ... 북한의 독재자 갑자기 주위가 불타올랐다. 북한의 독재자 불행한 사람들은 휴식이 없습니다. 밤도 낮도 아닌. 북한의 독재자 그는 적들의 피를 즐긴다. 북한의 독재자 그에게는 영광이 백성의 족쇄보다 더 귀하고 북한의 독재자 모든 사람들은 나중에 그들에게 일어날 일을 이해합니다 ... 북한의 독재자 그가 얼마나 많은 사람들을 괴롭히는지 모든 민족이 알고 있습니다.

@@markuswohlberg2872 Why the poem in korean though. Had to go through the effort to translate

While north korea is a rude dictatorship I don't think even they would risk lining up hundreds of people on a wall. When the soviet union tried something like this they quickly realized they were loosing experienced workers. These people are more valuable to them alive, so apart from a scolding they shouldn't have had anything more severe.