Kronan and the Tyranid Factory

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11 ай бұрын

Kronan and the Tyranid Factory
Legend of Kronan:
The ongoing tale of the Kronan Da Kunnin and his mighty waaaargh.
_ Kronan must clear the Ork of Omens, the Space Hulk he has recently taken over.
Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: / 3510517

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@baldermort 11 ай бұрын

Kronan and the Tyranid Factory Legend of Kronan: The ongoing tale of the Kronan Da Kunnin and his mighty waaaargh. _ Kronan must clear the Ork of Omens, the Space Hulk he has recently taken over. Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh. The ultimate expression of the Ork army. This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever. Like not under any circumstances at all. Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition. And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517

@snowybooooy 11 ай бұрын

I check every day for a new ep. Ty sir

@jarlforsgren9993 11 ай бұрын

🎉 Uhh🎉myi🎉 🎉 f m... Mmm.🎉

@jarlforsgren9993 11 ай бұрын

Huujnnnpippo

@Alostintern 10 ай бұрын

I can truly consider every word you say as if it came from the emperor the fans make cannon

@KappaKiller108 5 ай бұрын

Heads up, this entry is missing from the Kronan playlist

@ianbaird7449 11 ай бұрын

Henry Cavill is to play Kronan in an upcoming show in the Warhammer extended universe, or something like that.

@baldermort 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@cappinjocj9316 11 ай бұрын

I would pay all the teeth to see that.😂

@lumburgapalooza 11 ай бұрын

ALL roles will by played by Henry Cavill.

@tomgeytenbeek2207 11 ай бұрын

I would pay all of someone else’s teeth and then quite possibly my own.

@MS-ii1sv 10 ай бұрын

@@lumburgapaloozaLike Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor.

@BlueLantern2815 11 ай бұрын

DA BOSS IZ BACK! TIME FOR A PROPAH SCRAP!!!!

@heboric6136 11 ай бұрын

ITZ BOUT TIME WE GOT PROPA ORKY

@cappinjocj9316 11 ай бұрын

WAAAGH! LETS GET TA KRUMPIN BOYZ!

@bigmekboy175 11 ай бұрын

WAAAAAGGH!!!! LET'S GET STUCK IN BOYZ!!!

@Kropothead 11 ай бұрын

‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO

@kdarkwynde 11 ай бұрын

WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

@Sp3rw3r 11 ай бұрын

"An orc craves booty as much as a Dark Eldar disregards safe words". This should be canon. Actually, for me, it is from now on. For an orc, being on a space hulk filled with treasure and bugs must be like a chocolate factory to kids. Looking forward to Kronan and the Hummy Elevator or wherever the orcs decide to go planetfall for a big krumpin'.

@ikubefansubs 11 ай бұрын

This line really got me. I nearly spit out my drink in laughter 🤣

@user-pb8fe6wo5c 11 ай бұрын

A lovely turn of phrase. Safe words are for wimps anyway.

@theblondesiouxsiesioux 11 ай бұрын

Orks crave booty just as much as Dark Eldar crave booty...

@harvestblades 9 ай бұрын

That was epic!

@philarma9194 11 ай бұрын

Cold and bored..then Kronan appears, still cold, but no longer bored . Thank you Sir Baldermort

@baldermort 11 ай бұрын

Hope you get warm soon!

@cheshire4856 10 ай бұрын

Cold? Where do you live?

@localcommissar9026 11 ай бұрын

The title alone made me start a WAAAAGH out of excitement

@baldermort 11 ай бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sain223 11 ай бұрын

Not even 20 seconds in and you've got me hooked and dying of laughter at the same time well done sir well done.

@trajanfidelis1532 11 ай бұрын

Kronan is back and hungry for some deep fried termegaunt!

@wanderhillen2435 11 ай бұрын

Kronan soon impressed on his admirals that he wished absolutely nothing to impede the armies of the Fat One, the Girl, the Nerd and the Juice God from coming aboard if they thought they were 'ard enough. That is the fightiest thing I have ever heard and describes Ork mentality so well tbh. Why would you cower behind your Geller field if you could also have a mighty good scrap?!? Anyway thank you Baldy for blessing us with this beautiful new episode from the Chronicles of Kronan. He truly is the cunningest of all Orks.

@GardensAndGames 10 ай бұрын

"The fat one, the girl, the nerd, and the juice god" had me lol in my car

@kolawaleojomo6817 11 ай бұрын

Talk about perfect timing 😍

@MaticustheRed 11 ай бұрын

I love his delivery in da Kronan stories. I can really hear how much fun he is having!

@inquisitorgarza312 11 ай бұрын

Kronan is once again proving to the Galaxy of his cunning and how he is able to be a champion of Mork, and what kind of Ork wouldn’t want a never ending war against the Bugs as they were fun to fight especially as they come in different shapes and forms.

@KaiserAfini 8 ай бұрын

A krumping and dinner afterwards? How could an orc turn that down ?

@systemhalodark 11 ай бұрын

Kronan delivering some Quarta Poundas with ease.

@TechNinjaSigma 11 ай бұрын

KRONAAAAAN!!! LET'S KRUMP SOME BUGS!!! FO' GORK AN' MORK!!!

@Qardo 11 ай бұрын

"...Like Dark Eldar's understanding of 'Safe Word'." Excuse me. I laughed for far too long. I think I died and then revived. That caught me off-guard. It shouldn't have. But, it did.

@logancarver6950 11 ай бұрын

YES! Everyone's favorite knucklehead! Kronan!!!!!

@Lovablejames 11 ай бұрын

ITS BALDING TIME LETS GO BABY

@simonleach6632 11 ай бұрын

This couldnt come at a better time, going through a properly rough patch at the moment at work and I really need the distraction before my brain goes into spiral mode. I dont know if you're going to read this mr. Baldermort, but your tales are massively appreciated. Sincerely, thank you for the distraction and the escapism from the real world troubles, you are a gentleman and a scholar

@tomgeytenbeek2207 11 ай бұрын

Hope you’re going alright, mate, and hope you’ll be having a better time of things soon :(

@humanbeings4698 11 ай бұрын

Yeah, don't let the bas***ds grind you down!

@BohdanKaiba 11 ай бұрын

Fantastic everyone’s favorite Ork versus some Nids goodness. I love Xenos vs Xenos fights

@baldermort 11 ай бұрын

Hi Bod. ;)?

@BohdanKaiba 11 ай бұрын

@@baldermort Hey Baldermort, I hope that you have been well!

@tomgeytenbeek2207 11 ай бұрын

The very first introduction to Warhammer, when I had very reluctantly and exasperatedly let my friend page me through all of his dad’s old codices (and only Tyranids really caught my eye at the time) and showed me the ‘Astartes’ animation, was to go home and look on KZfaq, ‘Warhammer board game’, thinking it might even be fun if I have it a chance. I then added in ‘Tyranids’, just to be safe, that I wouldn’t get any of the silly factions that looked weird. The very first thing I ever found and watched, after a quick ‘how to play’ of First Strike, was a small, quick 500-point Battle Report- Orks vs Tyranids, by Midwinter Minis. I binged every one of their criminally-few Battle Reports, and I have been hooked ever since- and though I now play one of the silly factions, the ‘zombie ones’ (or the Necrons)… Orks versus Tyranids will forever be my first spark that got my imagination hooked by the ouchy bits. There’s nothing quite like the wonderful creativity of Xenos vs Xenos, and out of them there is nothing *quite* like Tyranids fighting Orks.

@geonsilberlicht4632 11 ай бұрын

I don't say this lightly. This is almost as enjoyable to me as Terry Pratchett's discworld novels. You're awesome, Baldermort.

@TNDTKDTTD 11 ай бұрын

MOAR FOIGHTIN MOAR KRUMPIN MOAR KUNNIN MOAR OF DAH BESS STORY

@connorriggs1518 11 ай бұрын

Da most Kunnin boss is back

@Ser-Smiley 11 ай бұрын

Yeeeesss! It's Kronan time! Let's get krumpin shall we? Let's go!!

@Ayns.L14A 11 ай бұрын

AH Kronan returns............

@TheSleeperAgent 11 ай бұрын

YEESSSS❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️ KRONAN, DA BIGGEST BOSS IS BACK🙌 BALDIE, THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV. SERIES!!!!!!

@nickgram4670 11 ай бұрын

Yesssssss more we want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@scrubsrc4084 11 ай бұрын

With orks its never just an adventure.... its HIGH ADVENTURE!

@Tzeentch 11 ай бұрын

Nice work I always wonder who's your favorite chaos God

@baldermort 11 ай бұрын

Purely dependent on mood and what videos I’ve done recently. :)

@Tzeentch 11 ай бұрын

@@baldermort keep up the good work your videos are always entertaining

@winksley1981 11 ай бұрын

Dude...your writing, delivery, cadence and love for the storytelling are just awesome as always! Soo enjoyable, keep them coming sir!!

@carlyleambrose104 11 ай бұрын

Baldermort, your tales of Kronan always make me chuckle, particularly when I need cheering up after a difficult week. Great fun!

@edwardblacklock2446 11 ай бұрын

Da bezt dai eva!

@BrotherDark 11 ай бұрын

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaarg KRUMPIN

@xavierhugo9269 9 ай бұрын

This mans creativity and story telling never ceases to amaze me😂

@edwardgichuhi3552 11 ай бұрын

AND SO IT WAAAAAS... Sir Baldermort came through yet again...AND OF COURSE...it was bloody awesome!!

@mattlewandowski73 11 ай бұрын

I have often thought that pitting the ork against the tyranid would result in the evolution of ork to their true krork form.

@tomgeytenbeek2207 11 ай бұрын

We’re back to being SERIOUS now, boys…

@edwardgichuhi3552 11 ай бұрын

May Gork and Mork continue shining favor upon you Baldermort. Thank you for being awesome

@TetchyDesert 11 ай бұрын

WAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!

@kamarreingram5045 11 ай бұрын

Da cunning waaaaagh is back let go bois we got krumpin to do!!!!

@chasedavison5023 11 ай бұрын

Oh I can't wait for you to continue your other stories especially the one on the food planet name slips my mind right now love your stories like always brother!

@mykelengieza7057 11 ай бұрын

Abundance Tertia, I believe

@chasedavison5023 11 ай бұрын

@@mykelengieza7057 thanks!

@rubyismycatman7335 11 ай бұрын

The hunt for Red Orctober too funny lol

@bobdrooples 11 ай бұрын

Ooh, nice. See you at bedtime!

@tanostrelok2323 11 ай бұрын

Now I can enjoy this friday the way Mork intended

@KILLERXXXX896 11 ай бұрын

It’s always cool to see you upload a new video

@joepineapples8214 11 ай бұрын

Baldermort the Terry Pratchett of the 40k Universe

@GarioTheRock 11 ай бұрын

You can't keep doing this. Your talent condensed into this format, I just can't handle it. THEY CAN'T ALL BE MY FAVORITE. xD 41:35 "hormagits" please, I almost die.

@more4yourbuck 11 ай бұрын

I love this fanfiction. Honestly this is REALLY great to listen to. So fun and yet well done.

@manticore1091 10 ай бұрын

A Guerilla warfare with a heavy Tank sounds awsome

@nicholaswarne7916 11 ай бұрын

I absolutely love all the names in this, had to rewind a few parts and listen again because I laughed over the top

@calebconner5602 Ай бұрын

“…Intimidatingly shiny bling, righteous drip…” is the ‘ardest thing I’ve heard today

@marystone860 11 ай бұрын

This was SO good! Can't wait till Part 2! As a big fan of Conan as well, that made this WAY cooler! Also, the thumbnail, genius! Seamless Star Wars references! You definitely had the Emperor's wisdom and his favor this day!

@wastelandwanderer9491 11 ай бұрын

Da Orks R Da Best !!! More Dakka!!!!

@cdickenson82 11 ай бұрын

Hands down one of the funniest things I have ever read. "If there is one thing you can take to the bank it's that Orcs crave Booty the way the Dark Eldar disregard safe words".

@tomgeytenbeek2207 11 ай бұрын

‘…And is never ever to be considered canon’ YOU CAN’T TELL US WHAT TO DO, OLD MAN >:( With quite how snazzy all this ‘3D-printing’ business is getting, I think I’d quite like to build a faithful likeness of Kronan’s journey in a few small dioramas or an army some days. I haven’t chuckled so genuinely at such silly humour since I was a kid, and that is a sincere compliment to the chef.

@FreemenMars1 11 ай бұрын

Lol!!!! MASTERFUL!! “orks understand booty - like dark elder disregards safe words! “ 16:28

@FreemenMars1 11 ай бұрын

“As dangerous as an all you can smoke weed shop is to a hippie” I am about to spite take this coke I’m drinking listening to this. 17:28

@timothywheeler9710 10 ай бұрын

That was a pretty good Mako impression in the opening. Crom approves.

@updfdrakkell143 11 ай бұрын

bein waiting for a Kronan story! Canon or not its still canon im my head lol. Even Gw couldnt make a awesome character

@josephweymon8020 11 ай бұрын

YYYEEEEEEES, Conqueror is back!!!!! Now I need another dose of Red Eagle/White Tiger, Triumvirate of Terror, Rikart, Chaos Thus Far, & Thaddeus & Tarquinius to satisfy my addiction. Thank you for all of your hard work Sir Baldy; I will make sure that when these stories continuations drop I WILL MAKE TIME FOR FUN!!! Toodle loo!

@mannofdober873 11 ай бұрын

Bleedin' scuttlaz! Nuffink ter loot on dem bugz!

@kiltedcripple 11 ай бұрын

I sure missed me some Kronan. These have become some of my most anticipated videos on this channel

@Gospell00 11 ай бұрын

This.. This makes me smile. Keep up the high adventure work. Oh bald one.

@Matt-md5yt 11 ай бұрын

WAAGH!! Kronan. I love this series.

@Gwolfsoun 11 ай бұрын

16:50 A 3-minute long dialogue on the importance of booty. It's cultural significance. It's societal necessity! A cultured man of high class. I salute you good sir.

@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901 11 ай бұрын

ANNND HEEERRRE WEE GO!! UNCLE B IS BACK WITH THE BEST KRUMPIN CHRONICLIN' OF THE BIGGEST BADDEST BOSS EVA!!

@inquisitorgramaticus2250 11 ай бұрын

The greatest scribe and auritor in his most glorious empire . On the cogitator of KZfaq . Wonderful stuff 30 years in and you make it seem like warp time. Thank you. Ave imperator.

@Apache-Helicopter 11 ай бұрын

Oh goody! Kronan is back! WAAAGH!

@paulr4747 11 ай бұрын

I'm so happy, i'm in the middle of riots it's the perfect video xD

@baldermort 11 ай бұрын

Riots? Ouch. Keep your head down. Godspeed.

@squiddlykicks8327 10 ай бұрын

"Sidebar concerning Booty...." Had me rolling! I hope you are having a fantastic year Baldermort, because you just made mine!

@baldermort 10 ай бұрын

😂🤣🤣

@mikeday5776 11 ай бұрын

Had to re listen, so packed with nuance and hilarity. Honestly brother Baldermort you are the most entertaining producer of content on the whole net. This was absolutely stellar (and not the beer, which tastes like it looks) but I dye grass, at night to annoy the house proud, your ork stories are so wonderful I’m lost for words, bit of a bugger for a self proclaimed writer 😂😂👏👏👏🖖😉💀⭐️

@Blackdude27 11 ай бұрын

Baldemort I love all your videos but your kronan the kunnin vids and Thaddeus vids are THE BEST! As always thank you for the great content

@somewhereyouarent 11 ай бұрын

The most entertaining of readers, PERIOD.

@TheKnivingComplex 11 ай бұрын

love the idea of the OP 'nids having a natural Predator in the Orks, having a scrap, then a good old fashion BBQ afterwards

@TheDubDisciple 10 ай бұрын

Literally the only faction that can turn a Tyranid invasion into a positive outcome 😂

@kerk7102 11 ай бұрын

Hey baldemort! can you do a gaudinian heresy video? Thanks!

@baldermort 11 ай бұрын

No. Sorry. I’ve not read the alternative heresies.

@kerk7102 11 ай бұрын

@@baldermort its not an alternative heresy, its a story of iron father kristos leading some iron hands into gaudinia prime and them getting corrupted by slaneesh. Then stronos rescued them, turned off their emotional control system (forgot what its called) and fought EC along with some flesh/machine fusion demons.

@plebeianpleasant3561 11 ай бұрын

New baby sick and cant sleep? I fear not, for Baldamort shall keep vigil with me!

@georgerogers3840 11 ай бұрын

🎉🎉 these are your best videos they are hilariously funny written beautifully and your rated wonderfully they are funny and great well done 👍👍👍😊

@Darksoulpoetry 11 ай бұрын

These must take forever! I love Kronan (and Tiddels!) The writting and the narration you craft is so much fun! very Orky telling! He's "Cannon" in my head!

@DarthFetid 10 ай бұрын

that intro had me in stitches

@joshsickels 11 ай бұрын

Oh man! Do you know how hard it is to give the Kunnin one the attention he deserves while having to pack and move? Lets just say, I wish he and da boyz were just here loading up my stuff instead of me.. what am I saying. They have been here the whole time.... Thanks Brorher Baldermort for the mind fodder during this most stressfull time.

@tomgeytenbeek2207 11 ай бұрын

Just play it through the speakers, I’m sure any moving van staff will be immediately sympathetic as to why your attention is divided, and urge you to take as much time as needed.

@joshsickels 11 ай бұрын

Heck ya.. get my new neighbors on board right out the gate. Participation through forced presentation.... A 40k manifestation proclamation...

@thisisMRJAMES 11 ай бұрын

@baldermort You are the greatest of all with the human word. Many thanks for all of your labour's

@Catonzo 11 ай бұрын

Arse Starters and Word Blearers. My new favorite WH40k faction.

@Apache-Helicopter 11 ай бұрын

Me too. 😂

@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901 11 ай бұрын

"THE ORKS CRAVE BOOTY AS MUCH AS THE DARK ELDAR DISREGARD SAFE WORDS...." I HAVE JUST DIED...I ASPHYXIATED DUE TO AN UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHING FIT KNOWN IN LEGENDS AS AN "INFERNAL CHORTLE" OR AN "ABYSMAL GUFFAW". EITHER WAY, DUE TO SHENANIGANS AND FRIPPERY BEYOND MY CONTROL...I HAVE BEEN SHAKEN LOOSE OF MY MORTAL COIL. 😅😂🤣😳😵‍💫😵⚰️🪦 👻

@dylanmcnamara672 11 ай бұрын

Just started listening to Distractible and was not prepared for “welcome gentle listener”

@Tiiyr 11 ай бұрын

Chaos Arsestarters , this made me giggle. Your storytelling on point as always sir!

@gekuzo6239 11 ай бұрын

Great story, thank you!

@mistercmartin 11 ай бұрын

YES!!! MORE KRONAN!!! Thank you Sir Baldermort!

@roberthowe3377 11 ай бұрын

All Hail !! For that Most Orkyest of Orks has returned unto us.... Da Cunnin One. Thanks for your work on this my friend and I look forward to the day when Kronan may, through his data slate indeed encounter the Gold ones !! As ever greetings from Kilkenny.

@totallylegit4092 11 ай бұрын

Just when I thought that this week couldnt get any better

@JohnsRimworld 11 ай бұрын

The title for this is parody gold as this coincides with Leviathon. It makes me wonder if Kronan will ever get to stomp through a wargaming miniature factory in China or attack Gamesworkshop HQ itself.

@Phantasma3 11 ай бұрын

Your stories make my day as always

@lurtz9083 11 ай бұрын

AND once again you manage to make my night a party.Thank you baldy,thank you so much.your FAITHFUL LISTENER❤❤❤

@lazyminipainting 11 ай бұрын

An yoooz fort ee woz gon.

@chadsmith5171 8 ай бұрын

Dear brother baldemort I have been listening to you for around 3 years now and you never leave me displeased your fan lore is top notch ,that being said youtube removed me from subscribing to you without my consent so ive aperntly missed some of your releases im a bit pissed at them ,so ya ....much love brother baldemort.