Imma keep it a buck with you guys… I know there are only two schools :o

Kyoto when they lose the only 2 students that were relevant (they have fallen off horrendously and were never heard from again)

notice how the only useful kyoto student is the one that doesn't listen to gakuganji

Meet the "Kyoto Bums", we have: - Choso at home - Kusakabe at home - Broom - GUN

I love how Momo has the ability to manipulate any cursed tool/object and all she does with it is fly with a broom

You don’t understand, it’s their heavenly restriction. They have one goated student and the rest blow because of it

lets give credit where credits due, the reason Todo isnt complete fodder like the rest is because Yuki trained him. Utahime hasnt taught him shit

Momo was the original mouthpiece for Gege's agenda but he decided a woman wasn't good enough and created Naoya.

I personally think that Kyoto being run by a old man who sticks to traditions is related to most of them being so trash. On the other side we have Tokyo who has Gojo, supporting the most rare and unorthodox jujutsu. I think it depicts how sticking to traditions and not adapting to a changing world can be a negative thing. Or Gege just forgot about them idk.

Gege: *Sets up plots for Kyoto students* Also Gege: *"I'm just going to ignore that"*

Gege mentioning Miwa getting recruited because of her unique hair color and then never elaborating on it still confuses me so much 😭

Utahime has more screentime on rule 34 than the actual series lol Edit: This is the most likes I’ve gotten in my life 😂

Mechamaru may have been an idiot but at least his Absolute suit is one of the coolest things in the series, the fact that he almost took out Mahito purely on his own is mad impressive. If he wasn’t a hormonal teenager who thought he could beat both Mahito and Geto, he could have been one of the strongest in the Culling Games. RIP to a (Potential) Goat.

Correction: Mai did not power up Maki. Mai was holding back Maki by simply being alive and Maki got her powerup because Mai died. If Mai had never been born, Maki would've been Toji-level at birth. Mai is such a bum that she drags Maki down by association. Mai deserves last place because at least Momo being a bum only affects herself.

In defense of Mechamaru: It is to be noted that his plan wasn't "solo Mahito and Geto as soon as they heal me" (even though he almost does solo Mahito like a chad), it was "stall in order to call Gojo and then I win lmfao"

Honestly i forgot momo was a character. Thanks for reminding me of nothing worthwhile.

remember when yukis simple domain got striped off in seconds? i cant wait for sukuna to notice that miwa protected maki for 90 seconds and go like "hmm, maybe there is potential for jujutsu, even though yuji is so ass, man fuck yuji, i hate that guy."

My GOAT mechamaru was done dirty, should have been a student in tokyo school he does NOT deserve to be in the same squad as kamo,utahime, momo etc

Momo's curse technique is cursed tool manipulation. It doesnt say its just for the broom so if she was actually a little bit smarter she would link with a better cursed tool. Like she could have flying swords but instead chose the witch life.

Momo acting like she a boss in metal gear revengence the way she screams her political ideology like it's going to give her a power up

Miwa is canonically a Gojo stan so she first place for me ngl

I like to personally believe because he's been storing cursed energy for 17 years, Panda only won because Mechamaru was in a limited state

It’s crazy how hard they’re carried by Mechamaru and Todo. Literally the only 2 worth a damn. Kamo could’ve been good but he was just replaced

Dont come back when NoriGOATshi uses World Slicing Exorcism on Sukuna Don't come back when he uses a Piercing Blood targeting the soul to free Megumi Dont come back when NoriGOATshi gains the inherited techniques of all 3 clans Stay on that side.

Its kinda crazy hot take but its not that bad : -Todo was always good -mechamaru was good even if he was selfish for wanting a body and with good characters devlopment and moments with miwa -kamo did well in the culling game against naoya and had a good character devlopment - mai did her joob as a charcter but she is weak -useless miwa did something in the last chapter ,wtf - utahime and momo ,i agree

You know your character is trash when the best thing and most impactful they thing they've done in your story is die.

Tbf mechamaru had special grade potential and todo was absolutely carrying everyone

To be fair, while the Kyoto students are not powerful, they are also not responsible for 90% of the problems like the Jujutsu high students are. Geto = lover of genociding normies who starts a war, dies, and then becomes host to Kenjaku - a guy who is set on merging Japan's populace into some monster Gojo = fails in nearly every way imaginable to contain the fallout Yuji = loses to Choso causing him to be fed fingers leading to Sukuna's massacre in Shibuya. Also makes binding vow with Sukuna like an idiot which leads to... Megumi = gets taken over by Sukuna leading to a host of deaths Mechamaru would have changed the world if he had survived given he had constructed a cursed energy battery and Todo is Todo. Frankly when you consider contribution vs. fallout, Kyoto is roughly equal to Jujutsu high - but only if you leave out Yuta. Who by far has the best contribution/screw up ratio of any of the characters.

Mechamaru legit could've foiled all of kenjakus plans via delayed carrier pigeon

I honestly think the point of characters like miwa is to show how things like hard work are useless in jjk if you don't have the talent to back it up with the only exception to this rule being kusakabe for some reason I can't understand.

I swear to God Gege read invincible, saw robot's arc and said "I wanna do THAT". Bro really ripped the entire series of events that happened to robot beat by beat without doing the happy middle where he gets the girl for a bit (not spoiling robots end for non comic readers but TRUST ME, it's only a happy middle)

Wait hold up get my man mechamaru out that damn thumbnail

I feel like we gotta give Miwa more flowers. Mf is like what, Grade 3? And homegirl is still pulling up to the Sukuna fight. She barely got any cursed energy but thats aight cuz bro will scrap regardless. She not Ino level, but she do be giving it her all.

You know I still don’t know why they even exist, they could have just had Mai, Miwa, Utahime and Todo be part of the Tokyo school

This video manifested todo

todo glazers we are so back

ayo only one Kyoto student has had the audacity to face Kenjaku *and* Sukuna? without running? Miwa being under Mai is CRIMINAL

Kyoto got done dirtier than Yuji's mom, and that's a god damn feat of its own, Gege must've had some kind of irl trauma from kyoto to do them this bad

The Kyoto students go from S tier, A tier and C tier all the way dog water with 85% of the squad in fog water which is insane

The thing is, Mechamaru didn't think he could win against Mahito and Kenjaku. His initial plan was to take advantage of the confusion to get Gojo on his side. But he didn't fight because he thought he would win. He needed to redeem himself for selling out his friends.

I feel like the only reason Kyoto is the top 2 schools is because there are only 2. Maybe there's a 3rd and then you have the rare chance of someone outside of Japan having enough CE knowledge to even teach it to others. So they aren't 2nd place because they're good, they're 2nd place because only two schools can compete.

Bro Utahime is charging up Shoko's RCT healing to reattach Gojo's halves and resurrect him. Utahime is about to be Triple S tier.

8:24 Bumgumi , bro got infected by r/Jujutsufolk💀

Mechamaru cant have the worst plan when geto is in the series

Mai's entire existence is just being Maki's limiter lmao

These mf were supposed to be a rival team?Only bumegumi beats him somehow with his nue electricity doing 0 damage to the support flier.

I still think it's funny that Kyoto students outright KNOW Todo could solo all of them.

My Manz Mechamaru is done dirty. Manz has - Cool Suit - Good.. Maybe great development. - Helped Yuji against Choso - Helped Everyone in by letting Yuji.. know about Gojo getting Sealed - At least he has balls to fight two special grades. (And put up a fight) - Mechamaru has depth... to his character by his motivates - Tried to save the Kyoto squad from being soloed/killed cause he cares... cause they coulda died. - Mechamaru had his own episode unlike the Kyoto Students - Mechamaru woulda at least done the most like how Todo did in Shibuya. - You know.. what's interesting Manz exposed Kenjaku's plans... He's my Specialz fr fr❤

Don't EVER disrespect MY GLORIOUS QUEEN MIWA like that again.

todo has now pulled up THREE times in THREE separate arcs to save the day like there must be a binding vow against the rest of the kyoto students for them to be this bummy in exchange for todo’s greatness

kyoto is gege trying to show us what real cursed techniques would look like. Not every cursed technique is OP or useful. YOUR cursed technique would probably be: If you hold a pencil at 3am you can summon 3 seagulls.

“On day like this people like you and I should be hating” is now my FAVORITE LINE

Gakuganji also killed Masumichi , yeah he was probably just under orders and sympathized enough to not reveal how panda was rlly created but nah, killing arguably the one man Gojo trusts the most puts him on hate watch deserves 8 not 7.

i knew they were gonna be trash the moment they said they didn't know each other's techniques

Another merit of miwa is that she's pretty fricking nice for a kyoto student (plus she's *ahem* cute *ahem* too), cuz damn all her colleagues are rather certified assholes, at least the first time we're seeing them. Miwa is a cinnamon roll whose smile must be protected at all costs.

I actually really liked Kamo as a character. After understanding his motives you understand his feelings & reasons for his actions. Then Choso shows up & changes everything we know about Blood manipulation & Maki takes care of his goal of also wanting to break the Zenin clan.

Todo saved yuji's ass for the THIRD TIME LET'S GO 🔥🔥

Momo is the definition of who is she even alive still I don't remember her dieing

The timing of this vid after the new JJk chapter...

Based video because you acknowledge how gorgeous Utahime is (Also do a JJK Smash or Pass tierlist)

Fun fact: Momo is older than almost every other student, aside from todo, which shes tied with because they're both 18.

Also, Utahime is probably amplifying Shoko's RCT to heal people like Yuta if I had to guess.

If Nitta had ct reversal it's be pretty scary, but otherwise it's entirely fucking useless. His ct reversal could mean opening old and healed wounds, and preventing them from healing or stop the bleeding, but Nitta is just so ass already this is just a pipe dream.

Utahime trained these kids as if they would grow past the age of 22. As if they had a future.

Lost my mind when Kamo tried to make a big scene about how he was dropping out before the final battle and basically got told "who cares we don't need bums here anyway"

Todo: Saved Yuji from Mahito, 2v1'd Hanami with Yuji Mechamaru: Almost soloed Mahito. Saved Yuji from Choso. Broadcast the news about Gojo being sealed. Miwa: Saved Maki from Sukuna. The rest of them haven't done a single useful thing.

people constantly talk how bad gojo is at teaching meanwhile we have bumhime most useless and trash ass character even that 200% HP didn’t even kill uruame

Todo’s back must be in so much pain after varying the entirety of his school

Gojo you calling someone fraud sounds very ironic Who lost to sukuna Couldn't save geto Failed to kill jogo 2 times Failed to kill Kenny twice It's time we have some uncomfortable conversations about your fraud status

I gotta add to the Utahime slander; I'm sorry. Mechamaru and Todo, as we all agree, are the only ones worth a piss in the wind (I fully agree that Mechamaru's plan was complete tomfoolery, though, and he should've taken a note from Kamo's book and dipped). Utahime can take absolutely no credit for either because Todo was trained by our forever-squandered Yuki, and Mechamaru is entirely self-taught. Literally, everyone she had any real influence over is pure ass, and the only two non-ass students don't take her seriously (and why would they?); that's why she was out here taking the train of shame with the kiddies to pull up late for an already done fight.

luka domain expansion is the "infinity hate"

I love how based on the way you’re phrasing it, you’re making it sound like you’re beefing with Kyoto the city itself.

bro called todo coming back

Woke up this morning and said: We hating today

Great video, you had me lauging throughout the whole thing. Just subscribed, looking forward to more JJK videos!

Todou has now shown up 3 times to save the day lmao

Utahime was probably sent back by ui ui to power up shoku's healing. idk if utahime amps up sorcerer's ability to use jujutsu or just others cursed techniques or if shoko even has a curse technique and its her technique is her healing

I still have some stocks on Miwa. I know I know. But there must be a reason why Gege took her sword. Maybe with a change in confidence and the month of training body swapping now she can do something, maybe?

Miwa is wholesome as fuck, I know she's ass but I'll giver her a pass. I also adore Aoi

todo still being a fucking goat, (jjk chap 260)

gakuganji spends like 20 minutes playing a guitar riff at a guy, that gojo 0 second 0 diffs as a joke

"i'm in fact the smartest person that has ever graduated from Leland Stanford Jr. University" you earned a like and a sub just for that line man LMAO

Sometimes I forget Todo is a Kyoto student just because of how great of a Jujutsu sorcerer he is. He was probably the only student from Kyoto we’ve seen that was actually worth his salt as a Jujutsu sorcerer.

My list is 1) todo (glorious, based and badass king) - smartest in verse, simple but op ct and contributes the most and most of all has the potential to reach gojos level 2) mechamaru (mech) - almost beat mahito if it wasnt for kenny he would have lived, intergral to shibuya, potential to reach gojos level 3) kamo (budget choso) - threw hands with hanami, kenny and cursya (actually put up a very good fight here), helped train yuji, helped out in the culling games alot 4) miwa (not so "ussless" miwa?) - currently fighting sukuna, tried throwing hands with kenny, has simple domain, trained by the 2nd strongest grade 1 in the shinjuku timeskip, fought in the sendai colony 5) nitta (who?) - first year, ct is actually useful (pauses any previous injury including death to a degree), actually done his job, isnt mentioned since shibuya at all and isnt in shinjuku for some reason 6) momo (literal witch) - uhhh i guess shes got good mobility and tbf she was willing to fight two top 10 characters even if she done no damage at all, shes in shinjuku so maybe she might actually do something for once 7) mai (budget yorozu) - she literally died and that was essentially it her only relevance past flirting with her cousin/nephew and making 1 bullet per day besides introducing the concept of twins to the story (sukuna and jin itadori)

Holy fuck it would have been so cool if boogie woogie swapped souls

kyoto suns got swept by miwas broom

I love this video so much def Earned a sub 😭 plus the gojo gas (200% HOLLOW PURPLE SHOULDA ONE SHOTTTTTTT)

This was the most disrespectful JJK video essay I’ve ever seen 😂

Miwa in chapter 258 proving that she is the strongest

Mechamaru and Todo are probably the biggest hitters of the group, mechamaru went toe to toe with patch face and even after his death he still provided vital info and assistance, and i don't have to tell you about todo.

bros not ready for the todo doohickey arc

For utahime's defense,a jujutsu high teacher cant really teach their students to get stronger other than give them basic training and understanding of cursed energy and all,since no one can understand your cursed technique more than yourself,so utahime's students being all ass is their own fault and lack of motivation,like she made the most out of her cursed technique even though it requires alot to even be activated,its not her faulth that her students are ass,its her students fault for not even putting in work

utahime’s technique is actually sort of cool. she sings and dances and chants to make somebody else’s technique more effective. she’s the ultimate cheerleader

I dissagree with 2nd place, mai didnt power maki up, her entire existence was holding maki back

I love the zoom meeting lecture vibes these videos give off, With a touch of Lobotomy in there too obviously

Whos back after the return.

Utahime could be buffing the healer shoko so her rct is way stronger after gojo vs sukuna . Makes most sense since her ability needs her to stand in place and is a death sentence in a fight with sukuna.

Having potential or an inkling of resourcefulness to Gege. Is what, blood is to sharks.

this is by far the best thing i’ve ever seen

I'm just happy to see that my boy, Todo was essentially HARD carrying that school on his back.