imagine just flying around, and a human just falls out of the sky on top of you? gotta be weird energy.

that's gotta be the one unluckiest bird to ever exist

The other birds at the pub aren't gonna believe this story.

Bird: Nah humans don't fly ...Famous last words.

I've discovered that by simply avoiding jumping off big cliffs that this never happens to me.

Underwater sequel: "Man and bird crush a fish"

God: Whats the last thing that went through your head at the last moment of your life? Bird: this mans butt hole

The birds thinking damn we only shit on you we don't drop full bodies on you all 😂😂😂

Doctor: “so explain again how the bird got stuck in there”

"Let me get this straight, Gary. You were hit by a flying human? We're going to up your dosage."

The other birds once they reach their destination be like: "anyone seen garry?"

Well, is the bird alright?!

“This is how our ancestors hunted back in the day”

Bird’s boss: Why are you late? Bird: Bro you’re not gonna believe it…

Reason #87 why women live longer than men

The two birds that flew off the cliff after him to watch the aeronautical birdicide… “Zazu, you see this penguin with hair flying right into oncoming traffic?” “Holy shit Daffy! I thought penguins cant fly? Lets go get a closer look!”

That bird could have never imagined dying like this 😭

BRO IMAGINE YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE WITH EVERYTHING BEING BELOW YOU AND THEN ONE DAY JUST GETTIN CAPPED WITH A HUMAN METEOR

I had a somewhat similar experience. I was showing my kid how high I could kick a football vertically into the sky. On its way down, it landed on a pigeon. The pigeon fell on the ground and was discombobulated af.

"I was flying like i normally do and next thing i knew a frickin human fell on me i swear" "Haha okay buddy fishes last night"

''And then I realized: why should the bird ever look up? '' Turuk makto

The other bird passing by: Well, I guess Carl's not comin.

The human: gets good luck Bird: what about me?

This man avenging everyone who has been shit on by a bird

You could spend several billion lifetimes trying to recreate that.

The bird was in his natural place in the universe, and had a right of way. I would suggest for the bird to appoint a lawyer.

If you watch closely, the bird hits the water before he does it’s a cormorant.. very close though…..

For the next couple of weeks, this guy is going bring a whole new meaning to 'bird shit'.

I kind of expected the guy to land on the birds back and ride it into the sky

Bird underwater: “I hate Mondays.”

Clickbait title. Near miss, but that bird was quicker and smarter by a good measure.

Wow THE BIRD CLUB WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT GOD GAVE HIM FROM OUT OF THE SKY FOR CHRISTMAS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"So you really expect us to believe the reason you're late is a human fell on you?!"- the other birds. "Guys I swear!!"

Imagine the bird trying to explain this to his flight insurance

BIRD911: what's your emergency? BIRDCALLER: this is not a prank call, what's your emergency please? A HUMAN JUST FELL ON ME...... CALLER CAN YOU REAPEAT😂😂🤣🤣😆😅😂🫠

The bird: ahh… what a lovely day! Also the bird: 💀

He's an Avatar. He was trying to tame the bird and fly it 😂😂

This is a horror movie made by birds called "humans"

Human: no, really, i was abducted by aliens Bird: no, really, humans can fly

С вероятностью 99% эта птица залетела ему в гнездо. Роковая встреча)

The other birds like, _"I told him to fly higher but he wouldn't listen"_

Angry Birds: The Origin Story Frankie Feathers survived the assault by the human. He emerged from the water a little shaken, couple bruises and ruffled feathers. Physically, he was fine. It's what came after that changed him. Frankie never lived down the incessant mockery, the jokes from the flock. Being "Power Tea-Bagged" by a human was the ultimate disrespect. Frankie became the first... Angry Bird.

Man : *fells into the bird* bird: oh shi * dies*

Attack from above by a human? This is how legends are made.

Imagine that bird is actually late for work and he's gonna tell to his boss that a human landed on top of him

This is rare footage of my parents preparing their lunch for school

Bird: I thought I was in the sky God: Well…Now your in heaven

"it's good luck if a guy lands on you" - birds probably

I was fully expecting to see the man fly away on the back of a large bird.

Remember the cartoon: My Mama done told me to bring home something for supper, well hopefully he ate before this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That is literally the definition of being at the wrong place at the wrong time 💀

The Bird: “wtf I thought they couldn’t fly!”

When he went to bird heaven: "Guys, you arent going to believe how I died..."

This bird be like "Oh, balls! Not again!"

This guy and the MLB pitcher Randy Johnson, have discovered the birds with the officially Worst Luck Ever.

Legend has it, he still hasn't gotten the bird out.

Legend has it , he is still looking for a proctologist to remove the beak

Imagine you were in a survival situation and you caught a goose like this hahaha

I like how she pans the camera away so we don’t see the bird corpse.

People coming up with new hunting techniques every day!

Bird funeral: “how did he die”? Witness: “well….rather interesting tale of a flying human…”

'My turn to go first' 'No, no, no, my turn to go first'

As teenagers in the 70s we did some pretty stupid s*** but usually on LSD we would never ever get caught on this one you boys have balls

RIP Darnell You were a real one

That lady at the beginning somehow cursed him xD that was BAD luck!

Bird: la la la la la la la Human: this is for all those times you’ve pooped on my head, my car, my clothes, and my house.

I like how the camera work was done so that after she realizes that he just killed a protected bird, she moves the camera on another bird as if to distract us and convice us that the bird came out of it.

This brings “wrong time wrong place” to a whole another level

Bird's friend said, "JACQUES!"

Bird gets out of water drying off and looking up at the cliffs edge saying "You gotta be Fu#!%ing kidding me! Mother goose would'nt even believe this Sh#%T!😂

"I flew directly into his arse." - Mickey the Albatross

After hatching and struggling to live and grow up Oscar suddenly was ended by a monster falling from the sky.

The bird has drawn the ass card in the truest sense of the word😂

“You’re not supposed to be fucjing flying”

“I swear I saw a human flew and attacked Jim” “Yeah right”

The bird: "Why it feels so heavy?"

before bows and arrows were invented, cavemen hunted birds like this

In life, You ought to always look above you " - Bird Tzu, art of war.

You CAN go around being worried a piano might just fall on you at any moment

Reminds me of when a seagull had the terrible misfortune of flying right in front of a Randy Johnson 100 mph fastball.

Damn those other birds didn't say heads up 😂😂😂😂

Only guy in existence EVER who kills a crane with his butt in both air and water.

"It's raining men! Hallelujah it's raining men!" LoL.

Intrusive thoughts 😮 ❌ intrusive thoughts 😃 ✅

Like the way he straightens up before he hits the water😊

This is the most extreme version of "Duck, duck, GOOSE!" I've ever seen 😳 😂

They now will forever call him, Birdman 🦅

You could even hear a cracking sound when he lands on the bird.

I like how she scans away as if the bird flew away after that and isn't three feet under the water at that moment 😂 🤣

-The bird next day at the bar: "I'm telling you Guys, a human fell out of the sky on top of me, it was crazy" The Bird's friend: "Come on jerry, stop eating puffuerfish, i told you that shit makes you high".

Due to the fact of where and when he jumped I'd have to say this is 2 videos dubbed together, he would have never even cleared the edge of the cliff, even Olympic jumpers can't jump that far

She said “good luck” with the level of enthusiasm that leads me to believe she’s got another man waiting in the wings.

Snatched that poor birds soul right when he thought he was a made bird.

“They fly now?” “They fly now!”

Meanwhile in parallel world… *Captain Bird* : “Damn, mayday! we got a humanstrike!…”

Remember Randy Johnson hitting that bird with a baseball pitch? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

When she says “good luck” and he spends a few moments waiting before going, if he waited a moment less or a moment longer, this wouldn’t have happened.

Life is short enough without trying to make it shorter.

The bird: This place is so beautifu- *dies*

Love how he does an epic jump but the girl focuses on the birds right after and her lil giggle after saying good luck was pretty much a "dont get dead" giggle.