Langston Kerman - Don’t Get Engaged, Go to Medieval Times
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5 жыл бұрынLangston Kerman on why you should vote Republican, and why you should go to Medieval Times instead of getting engaged. Langston Kerman stand up from the Just For Laughs Straight Up, Stand Up series. Subscribe: bit.ly/1ShFiDP
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@nicoleakinyi2611 4 жыл бұрын
Lol "She looked me in my human eyes... " 😂😂
@vadaski5038 4 жыл бұрын
Drop the snap
@unmuchoproblem0 3 жыл бұрын
“his human life”
@Jhowar04 5 жыл бұрын
This dude is so much funnier then that crowd gave him credit for
@madisynjackson5861 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly! They were laughing to be bice, but he was hilarious!
@TheAvgCommentator 4 жыл бұрын
They don't mic the crowd very well.
@ikg2004 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, no.
@SP-sp7ul 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. It's why I came to comment. Do your thang Langston
@garrettbertholf4347 4 жыл бұрын
Meh
@rjmoney9 4 жыл бұрын
The Wu Tang joke around 4:35 was so so so under-appreciated by this crowd.
@tiernytouch3274 5 жыл бұрын
“ghostface killah’s not fluent in mandarin” LMFAOO
@EddieLowenheim 4 жыл бұрын
And some fucking way it got no reaction, it was a great joke
@powerswish 5 жыл бұрын
There's some subtle cleverness all over this set. This guy is good.
@curlz4dayzz597 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said “recently engaged” my heart dropped I really thought I was in love lol 😂 he’s hilarious, his content 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
@samanthaperez6533 4 жыл бұрын
Ashley Knights preach
@MsKing-ft8xm 4 жыл бұрын
Yup 🤔😒😔
@jasonc3654 3 жыл бұрын
Equally disappointed
@The_RazorCode 3 жыл бұрын
Very much a dude, also disappointed with this news
@ebonymatiere9014 3 жыл бұрын
Yep! Same
@jaypalmer2463 5 жыл бұрын
Thick Clit Energy - TCE
@TiaLaMuneca 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@VictoriaSobocki 4 жыл бұрын
New BDE
@MsKing-ft8xm 4 жыл бұрын
Periodt
@graceb7284 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part🤣🤣🤣
@Thiefree 4 жыл бұрын
oh this material was WASTED on that audience, this guy rules
@ketercognitohazard 3 жыл бұрын
Yo, for real. This guy went way over this crowds head. Top-shelf comedy, right here.
@BudandBloomWithBlossom 3 жыл бұрын
Thiefree For real. This crowd sucked, but this guy is excellent.
@calebutterback8528 5 жыл бұрын
That crowd was so weak this dude is hilarious
@4shady0 5 жыл бұрын
Different type of crowds, they're respecting the show and enjoying it at the same time.
@lilettex0421 4 жыл бұрын
@@4shady0 Respecting the show?? You're kidding right? It's a comedy show. The way the audience respsects the show is to laugh.
@bobbiusshadow6985 4 жыл бұрын
Respect the crowd
@LydianMelody 4 жыл бұрын
Commenting from the apocalypse in 2020 and just wanted to say this guy called it. Looking forward to voting for the dolphin whenever she announces her candidacy.
@LordHighRoller 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@tonyawallace5297 3 жыл бұрын
@@LordHighRoller I immediately started reading the comments looking for it! 😂 So glad I wasn't disappointed.
@ampollard7041 4 жыл бұрын
"Ghostface Killah is not fluent in Mandarin.... I know that" HILARIOUS 😄😄
@nappyqueen86 4 жыл бұрын
Am Pollard fav joke from him
@Perfectpearl 4 жыл бұрын
3:53 An Asian guy named Jerome. Rotflmfao
@Nothere.anymore 5 жыл бұрын
Crowd is poop. I’m cracking up at my desk
@fog415 3 жыл бұрын
According to our collective comments, WE all should’ve been his crowd. Just stumbled across his D.A.R.E. video by chance and now I’m searching for all his stuff. He made me laugh, uncontrolled, for the first time since March. 🙌🏽
@MrWinnieP 5 жыл бұрын
I like how it feels like a buddy is just talking to me. Hope to see more from this guy
@choppacal4899 5 жыл бұрын
It's intelligent comedy.
@leolucky7570 4 жыл бұрын
Verry
@oookaypal3046 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. His audience is low brow at best
@anthonyzullo 4 жыл бұрын
Busted out laughing at my own job over the "end to the story of white people" bruh, I feel that so much
@misterpalmer 5 жыл бұрын
He a FOOL. I'm gonna find more of his vids.
@Subscribe2mychannel 4 жыл бұрын
I’m 36 and just found out that it was chest of drawers I’ve been saying Chester my whole life 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
@carolmk3114 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mountainlife2411 4 жыл бұрын
That wu tang joke joke had me rooooolin"
@JonesBoy97 3 жыл бұрын
The first voting joke aged INCREDIBLY
@1ne2wo3hree4o5ive 3 жыл бұрын
Its aging even better now would u say
@keelyhenson8494 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m not ready for turtle” 🤣🤣
@avirei98 4 жыл бұрын
I just realized why I find this man so attractive. He looks like model and actor Brian white. Same smile and everything
@MissEasyPeasySleasy 4 жыл бұрын
Avianna Reign YESSSS! Thought it was just me! Just like Brian White!!!
@kayyoung9242 4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY 😁👍
@royal3880 5 жыл бұрын
The crowd was trash. He's funny even if I never watched Insecure.
@CalvinLimuel 5 жыл бұрын
or they don't mike the audience
@Moridorable 5 жыл бұрын
I noticed that a lot of these small set videos we see in the recommended videos end up with Icehouse-sized crowds. It's kinda off-putting for people who are used to the sound of a full auditorium's fullness of reverberation and the sheer mass of the audience's ambient sounds. I get how it's jarring, but when comics work IRL they sometimes do REALLY small rooms or just bars.
@Moridorable 5 жыл бұрын
Read Patton Oswalt's _"Silver Screen Fiend."_ He talks about the difference between dive bar audiences & the hothouse flowerbeds of a hipster, uptown LA stage spot.
@Moridorable 5 жыл бұрын
It's really interesting to see what _builds_ a comic.
@shaethefunny1428 5 жыл бұрын
I didnt know he was in insecure 🤯
@malcolmsaxton2028 4 жыл бұрын
Jerome Yang ..😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lilithamethystius5289 4 жыл бұрын
He's so attractive.
@pamelaison2444 5 жыл бұрын
"I love my girl...but I don't know if I'm ready for 🐢"...😂😂💀💀👻👻
@b.j.h.1706 4 жыл бұрын
He needs to do more Black gigs. He makes White people think too much. By the time they realize it's a joke, he's on the next one.
@ketercognitohazard 3 жыл бұрын
Nah bro. I'm kinda white and I almost pissed my pants laughing at main man.
@chelseacco7567 3 жыл бұрын
@@ketercognitohazard Kinda white? 😂
@Kick0a0cat 3 жыл бұрын
@@ketercognitohazard so you not white white, that's different :D
@Kick0a0cat 3 жыл бұрын
@@chelseacco7567 biracial? White passing? Idk
@richardgolden4315 5 жыл бұрын
"Fuck, I didnt wanna eat ass, damn I was really trying not to eat ass" the whole "eat ass" reference gat me dying...😂😂😂
@toyadiinae9800 4 жыл бұрын
That whole set of jokes starting from Jerome to WuTang Clan was hilarious!!!
@egggggyy 5 жыл бұрын
Chester drawers! I died
@NickE-db7gw 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is so funny, its unreal! Just its a dammmm shame he had a very bad audience! Go forward bro..your funny like hell!
@jacobballenger3703 5 жыл бұрын
I somehow predicted the name Jerome. With like crazy confidence too. Weird.
@Taeyexe 4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Ballenger bro same 😂
@LunarySSF2 4 жыл бұрын
i thought he would said Langston that would've been a wholesome moment, someone naming themselves after him Instead Jerome was funny as FUCK lool
@CountsDigGraves 5 жыл бұрын
Spent all evening listening to different comedians on KZfaq, and this is the first one tonight that got me laughing out loud. Great!
@Conduitofself 3 жыл бұрын
Watching in 2020 like alright, I'm ready for this dolphin
@liteskinmxcn 2 жыл бұрын
The first minute was gold and true, dude saw it coming before anyone else.
@miraculux. 5 жыл бұрын
Watching 7-10 of these vids on this stage back to back I've learned the crowd is *always* crap. They should be doing some vetting before taping at the very least... 👀 now some of these poor guys can’t even send their friends n family to youtube without giving them hella cringe
@macmizzo9028 5 жыл бұрын
My dude from insecure. Molly homie
@oRuTRa45 4 жыл бұрын
Just found out today dude is a stand-up comic.
@hartbr0k3nmusic2 3 жыл бұрын
This man singlehandedly predicted 2020😭😭
@katjames2545 5 жыл бұрын
Insecure! Oh I love him 😍 and he's funny. The crowd sucked. 👎
@IAMMNY253 4 жыл бұрын
He's super funny, but the crowd definitely ruined the appeal, for this one time add a laugh track bc he needs more exposure
@molly3057 5 жыл бұрын
oh my god. I really like him! He's hilarious. Its 1am and I'm trying to laugh as quietly as possible as to not wake up my sister but he made it really difficult. My favorite part about him was that even thou the crowd was terrible, he still had this confidence about him. Like he knew just how funny he was and he wasn't bothered by how unresponsive they were.
@kenetabansi5016 4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Dave Chappell’s imitation of a stereotypical white man
@soulmechanics7946 4 жыл бұрын
"Squire!"😂
@erikapurcell-williams4049 5 жыл бұрын
We see you, Langston! Keep it up, sir! ;-)
@kellikakes81 3 жыл бұрын
I was over 30 years old when I found out it was Chest of Drawers, not Chester drawers, too 🤣🤣🤣
@kesleygeorge6093 5 жыл бұрын
Who else cliked because he look cute on the pic
@stoutyyyy 4 жыл бұрын
Kesley GEORGE he look cute in the video too
@josephsummer777 4 жыл бұрын
Green Knight reference is beautiful IF YOU READ MALORY's Morte d' A. Love it. Finally a comic for me.
@natalieh5950 Жыл бұрын
I was watching the Boys the other day and wondered where I'd seen Eagle's face before... now that another video of his stand up came up on my recommended page everything makes sense. Looked up the name and remembered he was also on Insecure! Great track record Langston lol
@cpmenninga 5 жыл бұрын
I just heard Langston on Comedy Bang Bang. It was one of the best episodes ever. You have a new fan.
@Jromestrings 5 жыл бұрын
Beep beep. Here to take y'all to school
@BrooklynDaDon1 4 жыл бұрын
You would be 1 sexy bus driver
@Majisty 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@VitaEx 4 жыл бұрын
I frickin love langston I clicked after checking his last video does not disappoint great delivery and style keeping tabs he’s gonna be huge
@maburg713 4 жыл бұрын
I just really like how intelligent and witty he is. You have to keep up, and you find yourself appreciating things later. Just a really funny guy. And the turtle thing?? Priceless.
@Harvester88 4 жыл бұрын
"Nah, we good. Enjoy your meeting."
@Dommy11 5 жыл бұрын
I love bruh's observation and analytical skills. His commentary could use some work but when he gets that down he could be great.
@priestmorrison6564 5 жыл бұрын
I'thumbed'soon as he said Dolphin Hilarity
@tyronebowannie4488 4 жыл бұрын
"And I love my girl, but I don't know that I'm ready for turtle." Best quote I ever heard! This dude is funny!
@Andrethemodel 4 жыл бұрын
Looking back on this woah !!
@robrodriguez4866 3 жыл бұрын
Yo the first few jokes broke the crowd! 😂
@flowerwolff-8017 3 жыл бұрын
His smile makes me blush. Oh stop Langston. 🙃
@alexmason4223 3 жыл бұрын
“Let’s start with soup and work our way up” that was so underrated lmfaooo, this guy is good at casually sending out punchline jokes
@TheNotoriousKRP 5 жыл бұрын
I really like the points that he makes in the first minute.
@JordanReedYT 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is always GREAT!!!
@anwulika.o 5 жыл бұрын
He’s really smart. Just a naturally funny guy
@positivevibesveda 5 жыл бұрын
I learned last year that it said “piracy is not a victimless crime” and not “privacy is not a victimless crime”😂
@dayhop3257 4 жыл бұрын
this crowd was so dry. Give the man a #Netflix special, please and thank you!
@jaypalmer2463 5 жыл бұрын
First joke got me lol
@GladiatorCoachSully 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious, how am I just now finding him?
@jeannedeclue 4 жыл бұрын
I just died over and over again. I love this dude.
@Rubber703s 5 жыл бұрын
93 thumb down Jerome's...(?) That's crazy...
@jamawilliams1577 5 жыл бұрын
He Favors Actor Brian White Handsome Sexy
@kayyoung9242 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly ❤
@NonBinary_Star 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! I love it!
@shaethefunny1428 5 жыл бұрын
First of all im a clean 33. And didnt know that was a thing. Chest of drawers!!!! I just called it get it out the drawers. 🤦🏽♀️
@juicymiss87 4 жыл бұрын
Jerome Yang🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@aurorabanks5778 5 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said I'm engaged.. I rolled my eyes!! Damn it another hot nigga off the market 😂😂😂
@mauricelangley5033 5 жыл бұрын
Chesterdrawers cracked me up!!
@beasamsung3803 4 жыл бұрын
Who else JUST found out it is “chest of drawers” in 2020?!! 🙈🙈🙈 🤣🤣🤣 & I’m 33!!!
@lesleymokonyama8308 4 жыл бұрын
She fights with shit I did a year and a half ago..
@juniorbanyn8989 4 жыл бұрын
That crowd was hella dead, that midwest chlamydia joke is killer
@Rogueknowledge 5 жыл бұрын
This dude made me subscribe
@KinkyXKnotti 4 жыл бұрын
When everything's burning to the ground as we speak
@hannahreneesanders8250 4 жыл бұрын
"Thick Clit" BRUH. This dude is hilarious.
@ashlyarsenic7253 5 жыл бұрын
Hehehe so awesome
@Perfectpearl 4 жыл бұрын
4:29 Lol
@mofrowannabe 3 жыл бұрын
“Naaah, no bath.” 💀 🤣
@jessw.82 3 жыл бұрын
He is so absolutely adorable!
@JoJoLuvChannel 4 жыл бұрын
Chester Drawers 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@LoveberryMusic 3 жыл бұрын
That first joke definitely aged well lmao
@luxehousehomeshorttermrent1462 Жыл бұрын
I'm here because of his podcast and I'm glad I came.
@mwihaki.wanjoroge635 5 жыл бұрын
Oh My God he is from Insecure.
@pryncessyanni 4 жыл бұрын
Genius.👌🏾
@moonnugget4598 5 жыл бұрын
XD Dolphin for President 2020! lmfbao
@Alr1ghtyThen 4 жыл бұрын
"Chest of Drawers" just fucked me up.
@5475mcga 5 жыл бұрын
Turtle still in there??!! I died😂😂😂😂😂😂
@heatherlowe7330 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious! 😂
@sundaegold 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this during Covid epidemic. Lol
@1vootman 4 жыл бұрын
As a white guy, I approve of his message 🤣 great set, lame crowd
@187nellybelly 5 жыл бұрын
Chester drawers LMAO!
@Hawkknight88 4 жыл бұрын
You're hilarious!
@madmodder123 5 жыл бұрын
I'm 27 and I have never heard anyone call a dresser a "chest of drawers"
@cpmenninga 5 жыл бұрын
No problem, it may be because your only 27.
@dandaadnad529 4 жыл бұрын
Highly used here in the UK
@chrisheese4674 4 жыл бұрын
Mostly said by elderly people
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