Something will crop up. Failing that, in case of desperation, a scandal can be made up. Ed Milliband is in the cabinet. He could be followed by photographers hoping to catch him eating a sandwich amusingly.

Plenty of juicy gossip coming out of Deform and the Tories.

@@mup_pet Do you refer to Deform YUK?

Don't worry we're always good for a laugh nigel will be on d big stage 😂

@noelfleming3567 There will be enough gossip and entertainment, hopefully. Nigel is a surefire bet, and with a bit of luck, a Badenoch Braverman leadership catfight, should be funny.

Except as an occasional "(p)rats in a sack" sideshow, for the time being anyway. 120+ seats though - a turd that won't flush.

It's like someone did the shake and vac to British politics .

@@balaclavabob001 They could have used 1001, would do the whole lot for less than half-a-crown.

Just how you think Labour will be any improvement beats me. 🤔

Sensible, cool headed pragmatism of the new government, compared to 14 years of corruption, cronyism, criminal behaviour, constitutional scandals, in-fighting, economic incompetence, mendacious lies, division, hate and culture wars from the Tories. The comparison is clear - a government that engages actual experts to roles rather than ignorant, arrogant fools such as Anderson, Gullis, Mogg, Dorries et al. This new administration is a blessed relief.

Oh yeah, get the experts out of here. (No... don't)

I thought Michael Gove said 'we' were sick of them?

@@RankinMsP Yes, The Gove Puppet did say that. He was under the impression that the poor ate "experts" because they didn't have the money to buy real food.

@@Takovacsyou know what they say about experts don’t you? An ‘ex’ is a has-been and a ‘pert’* is a drip under pressure… *you’ll need to imagine the ‘s’ sound carrying over from the ‘x’ . Sorry, sounds better said out loud.

No money in that

Is it just me, or does it make him look like Wallace?

Agree. My mental health is much better in last 7 days 🙂

👏🏼

Genius !

News story: Labour destroys media sector as scandals falter. Labour have caused several employees within the media sector to be let go due to there being a reduced supply in political scandals...

@@smcmorran100 …… No more benefit in being a tory donor, We shall have to will find a new owner?

i mean i doubt Labour's gonna be scandal free, just not one every couple of days

Given the parade of idiots, crooks, warmongers, weirdos, perverts and whatever that Luz Truss thing was that we've had during my lifetime and what they'vedone tonthis country, give me boring any day.

@@aliservan7188 Perhaps the PM will oblige them and have a curry for dinner one Friday.

@@dellaanniehughes4533 hahaha just hold on to that thought and remember where you wrote it.

Where is Harry Windsor?

😂😂😂😂

He did look rough on a recent picture. But then he's been chief mouser for so long, it's probably just old age ....

Could always just report on the Tories continued insistence on the spiraling into evermore chaos. You would have thought that not being in power would limit their capability for self-sabotage, but fortunately not.

have we tried just making shit up? works in america

Yeah. When they start prosecuting Tory scammers.

I noticed that Biden is the only thing UK news podcasts have been talking about. Aside from it being a supermassive thing in world politics, I hadn't appreciated it was a green shoot.

I'm ignoring that nonsense! It's only the Arseholles who are calling for JB to be replaced, it is much too late to do that.

Well, you had Clive Lewis swearing his oath of allegiance to the king 'under protest'.

@@mup_pet Good . That's exactly what should happen in a democracy .

@@mup_pet I've heard that Elmo has odds on favourite to become the leader of the opposition: well I'm assuming as he's the most popular Muppet and everyone is asking which Muppet is going to lead the Tories now.

I think there’s a conspiracy theory in there. No scandals? They’re obviously hiding something… Or actually they are very boring, efficient, competent, dedicated and just getting on with the job, instead of trying to give government cash to their mates, getting Russian oligarchs into the House of Lords, and partying when no-one is looking. Impossible! It’s a conspiracy to hide scandals!

Disgraceful.

When they have some.

Reporters actually doing some bloody work for a change. That's a scandal in itself.

5 of the fuckers and don't we just know that the media will treat them as if they are the opposition and get them to spew their bile at every opportunity.

Thank you!!

A Squashed Albert Finney has let himself go.

We're worried.

@@larryandpaul don’t be. The Tories still exist and are, as Rishi said, in an important role as HMs Official Opposition, and they’re still hitting self destruct, Suella Braverman is still saying crazy bullshit, but she’s no longer in government, Farage is already causing chaos by lying in the house and reorganising his party, ruffling feathers as he goes, so they’re still about creating scandal. Still to come will be the inappropriate jobs ex-MPs take up too quickly and the true state of affairs as Labour get to grips with what they’ve actually inherited and how bad it really is, and that’s certainly a scandal, and already the papers are reporting it like it’s Labour’s fault. There’s plenty of scandal about, including the amount of sexism on display by RW political commentators discussing « unelected silent power »* and the danger of having a woman in No11 and Angela Rayner just being herself, and the horror that she wore clothes from the same British brand as Lady Starmer did so it’s clearly a political conspiracy…. 🤦‍♀️🙀🙄😖 ( *Victoria Starmer) And there’s been some actual policy too. Like there used to be years ago when it wasn’t just a continual deluge of « dead cat » tactics, accidental fuck ups, lies, more lies and further fuck ups. How about the scandal of some (ex)cabinet members sounding more human and normal as they gave short speeches stepping down from government (& parliament in some cases) than at any point in the last 14 years?? Actually like reasonable people!

You wish!

@@larryandpaul need to become more Gbeebies 🤣