I sold my car, house, college tuition, pet monkey, and girlfriend and still couldn’t afford tickets to this game. Get this guy on the cover of the next EA FC.

LaNutmeg is the best athlete I have ever witnessed! I sold my car, house, and wife and still couldn’t afford tickets to this game 😈

LaNutmeg is so good, that he revived 2 legends to play against them.

I was at this match. I scoured every international ticket outlet possible and miraculously found an available ticket. It was for a single spot way up in the handicap section next to the bathrooms, and that seat still set me back a cool $ 157,000 but I came out smelling like roses because I snuck into the locker room and had LaNutmeg sign a jersey for me which I sold at auction for 1.3 million Euros.

As Puka Nacua, The Widest Reciever, me and my gigantic tallywacker can confirm LaNutmeg is the G.O.A.T. of fútbol.

La nutmeg field fairy the 4th😂😂😂

im dying maradona and salah at cb 💀💀

If you listen closely, you can hear the ball moan every time LaNutmeg touches it. Truly the greatest ball fondler of soccer

I definitely don’t regret selling my house, car, food, water, college tuition, parents, siblings, my pet cat, my pet dog, my other pet cat, and my electronics (except for this one) to watch that match.

Who likes lanutmeg

That was insane. I’ve never seen lanotmeg play like that

We are truly blessed to be alive at the same time as LaNutmeg 🙏🙏🙏😊

I robbed Fort Knox and was still only able to afford a seat right behind a pillar obstructing 95% of view in the very back row next to the slave bathrooms with the communal sponge. Still the best experience of my life

I had to sell most of my vital organs to watch this game and I don't regret it!

Ticket prices got too high, so I called a buddy who gave me an airlift via his helicopter.

Literally took off work and school to watch the greatest game of all time 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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My eyes couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I had to sell my liver just to have enough money to even open this video! I would sell my foot, eye, tongue, brain, and heart just to be in the presence of Field Fairy.

He’s going to be on the now FIFA game and bro is already in history🥶

I will tell my Grandchildren where I was for this historic game.