Tim Dillon didn't kill himself.

If covid taught us anything, it is how unfunny late night shows are.

PROTECT TIM DILLON AT ALL COSTS! ALL COSTS

Craig Ferguson was the antidote... still kinda hard to believe that show existed.

"We're gonna teach Cardi B how to use silverware". Fucking LOL.

I hope Tim Dillon keeps this up. But I also hope he stays healthy.

The Olive Garden rant-- F..ng hilarious. His encapsulation of working at Corporate restaurants-is brilkiant and spot on- . In like, 60 seconds. It shows he is an observer on a deep level.. Empathized as well which makes him relatable and even funnier. Pryor was an observer too. Dillon should reach that mountain top of comedy, if he hasn't already. Thank you.- we need it

“Dystopian nightmare reality” so dark and true

As a worker in a factory I agree. But also this is one of the reasons I just forgo having tv at all. KZfaq and Blu-ray is my way. I like this guy.

Kimmel is the worst cause he used to really take risks on 'The Man Show'. Fallon has always been a company man.

Target manager screams into a microphone - circa 2020

Wow! Couple days ago on Colbert he had Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth on, and for 5 minutes they talked about how all 3 of them were in Italy at the same time!!!

Tim is auditioning for the roll of Jake from State Farm

TIM DILLON IS ORWELL REINCARNATED WITH a better sense of humor.

Celebrities know other celebrities, and it's so interesting.

Homeboy cracking up while he rants makes this gold

Just from a purely aesthetic view, Tim reminds me of Eric Cartman in his late 30’s / early 40’s with a history of heavy substance abuse, whose now just bitter and jaded and goes off on hilarious rants.

Tims blunt, funny reality check on everything helps me get through life 💛

Shanghai is a great town. Classy bars, great nightclubs, arts and culture, sci-fi neon city skyline, British colonial buildings along the harbor, and everything is dirt cheap. You can drink martinis or manhattans all night served to you by a guy in a tuxedo while sitting in leather lounge chairs on a rooftop bar overlooking the city skyline and the bill will be like $50 USD.

Freaking Brilliant. Keep it up Tim. You're actually worth listening to.

This has gotta be my favorite rant Tim has ever done. It just flows so nicely and has slaps of funny throughout.

Take this off the cuff rant, refine it a little, polish and emphasize the punch lines, and you have a piece on tier with the best of George Carlin’s standup specials

Seeing this, I figure it's the best clip i've seen of him. His flow. Wow.

Olive garden is not food... Girlfriend got food poisoning, we received a gift certificate just to get wine spilled on me and more microwaved food

Im probably willing to bet money that theres a very good reason why Jimmy Fallon drinks so heavily

Still one of my favorite Tim rants ever

I can't stop listening to this guy! 🤣 He's shockingly accurate and absurd. "What's going on MADISON?" "Um! I'mtryingtobuyacar..." "ALRIIIIIIGHT...!"

Can we get Tim skinny? He can’t go out like Patrice, he is a national treasure.

I wish my job was to sit and get yelled at by tim dillon

'Jimmy' is a funny dude , of course I'm talking about 'Jimmy' from the southpark.

4:00 this rant kills me 🤣

I present all my set of skills to protect this man.

Tim Dillon is a white Patrice O'Neil. Patrice would've had one of the biggest podcast had he not passed away.

I am a fat person from Ohio. I enjoy olive garden. I'm also a broken person. I think my wife is gonna leave me. I had 3 beers before noon today and its Tuesday.

I have gotten pretty tired of late night, haven’t watched in years... so boring.

Spoiler: Tim Dillon owns an Olive Garden franchise.

What happened to the version with the pictures and videos that was even more hilarious

Just discovered this guy ,got a lot to say The world needs people like this

Tim DIllon needs his own very nontraditional late night show

This is one of the best Tim Dillon clips of all time. I remember someone did an edit of this with proper visuals and it got well over a million views.

This is one of his best eps yet. Lmao Your editing is getting great; love what you’re adding! He’s the funniest and then your edits make it even better.

I Love Mr.Dillon. Just Awesome :)

@0:52 Tim solved Covid origins before people even knew what it was

You sir are hilarious and on point. Thanks for making my day!

The type of people I've always imagined to watch late night are those extras watching TV in the Eminem's "My Name is" music video

Tim is one of my absolute favorites. As much as I love Rogan, Tim is starting to even surpass Rogan in some ways due to his AUTHENTICITY and HUMOR. LOVE IT! KEEP IT UP!!!!!

Anyone want to go to a taping of the tonight show?

Lmao Jimmy Fallon really did go to olive garden with post malone

I'm an actor in Hollywood, been on a few shows, guest star/co star stuff, not rich or famous at all. The best thing to happen is Hollywood/msm becoming increasingly irrelevant. They don't deserve the power they wield at tis point. I can't wait for independent versions of the Hollywood establishment, independent studios, shows, features, award shows, an alternative to Netflix, KZfaq...it'll happen.

Thanks to "Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillion" I've found my purpose in life.... grifting from Town to Town pulling one over on poor, unsuspecting middle aged women. Thanks Tim.

Someone put an amazing edit of this intercut with clips of Jimmy Fallon and The Olive Garden, but I can't seem to find it. Maybe is was deleted? Does anyone know what I am talking about?

“Lemme ask you a question… what are you doing? What in god’s name are you doing?” 😭😭😭😂😂😂

Brie Larson just started a KZfaq channel and its every bit as vapid as you could imagine

"It's too ranty and too dark" - hey, leave my girl outta this, see!

"I want to go to a taping of the tonight show.". Ahahaha

Conan played a lot of the core typical late night game, but he was a lot more than that. Conan is a real comic and creative person. All his stuff was genuine and unique, and even he recognizes that late night game is over, that's why he's ending his show to do something different on HBO.

Refreshing.

Fucking amazing so glad this man exists

I cant wait until Tim starts getting movie roles and has to make that Patton Oswalt hard steer left. Its gonna be really interesting

Tim needs to go on Kimmel or Fallon and tell them how much they suck

"Their viewers are falling" And they can't get up.

mr timmy d is an orator of the highest caliber-yes or yes?

You are my generations George Carlin. I love your observational genius!

Tim you are a precious person that should be preserved at all costs, we in England have a comedian a bit like you, where everything’s off the cuff. You are a joy to listen to, thank you for being you.

😂 Guy in the back waiting to have a Travis Bickle moment 😂

This is so prescient because we are now in late 2022 and all of the late shows are getting cancelled

Tim is right, and Jeselnik told that in an interview, that because his humor is dark, they didn't really let him write on Jimmy Fallon. But sometimes people are the ones that want that type of shows. They use the excuse "well the real world is shity, so i want to see something light-hearted and silly" which is fine, and i i get that too.

Perfect rant.

Having your job be simply sitting next to Tim ranting would be a dream job

Does someone have the version with all the clips over this? It was fucking hilarious

Tim may be the funniest man on the planet.

This is spot on. Talk shows these days are so disconnected, they are indistinguishable from the district 1 shows of caesar in the Hunger Games

Honestly I Can't Remember The Last Time I Watched Regular T.V. .

Lol my boomer dad said he would go to a taping of that show 🤣

Tim Dillon is a goddam comedic genius.

Tim Dillion is seriously a treasure/gift in these modern times.

Inoperable is such a great word for tonight shows in general, holy shit

MK Ultra and Operation Mockingbird are quite effective

Best. Rant. Ever.

This might be the best rant ive ever heard in my life

I love it that this podcast has a laugh track

I can't even hear the name Olive Garden without giggling as I recall Doug (Kevin Nealon) on Weeds, eating a fine Italian dish. Upon a companion mentioning that awful place, he abruptly halts his meal (mid-mastication, so palpable is the offense), sets down his utensils in anger, and interrupts the speaker to lock eyes and plainly state, "I wouldn't take a fucking shit at the Olive Garden." Immediately, he resumes his rapturous gustation after speaking the name, as if he had to banish it like some Lovecraftian eldritch monstrosity. Now that I mention that tree of a man, I would relish the news of Tim appearing as a guest on Hiking With Kevin.

"What's shrimps cocktail??" - ha ha

if tim could get this bit down to 5 minutes it'd be perfect for a late night set

This man speaks my mind ❤️💪🏻👍🏻🔥

3:50 the Shanghai part hits different now😭😭😭😭😭

Gotta look good today cause Jimmy!! Dude Tim is poetic

I worked at a restaurant in times Square and its like he was in our heads after waiting tables there all day long everyday

Great rant!

Sadly, the vid someone made with bizarre late night clips interspersed to accompany this rant has been taken down by KZfaq. 😥 Please find!!

Yeah, Olive Garden is the perfect encapsulation of the corporate dining experience: authenticity is the first thing ditched in order to save money, but the irony is they spend so much effort trying to save money, that it costs them money. I remember hearing that in order to save money, they'd buy cheap pots and pans that would degrade if you put salt in the water for pasta, which is common practice and helps add to the flavor, so they just left the salt out and covered up the blandness with too much cheap cheese and grease. I have no idea if they ever bothered to upgrade their equipment so they could do the bare minimum, but I doubt it.

Does anyone have the link to the edit of this with clips of Jimmy fallon at Olive Garden? I can’t find it and it’s so goooood.

this guys rants are on another level

Ben has my dream job

"I do things all the time to fill a hole" - Tim Dillon

Someone made a video of this using actual footage from these crappy late night shows and it was a masterpiece. I wish I could watch it again. If anyone finds it please share it!

craig ferguson was the last real late night host

"Wazshrimcocktayl??" Lol

Wow, that Olive Garden rant was spot on!

We need to get a new 1990s style Street Team going for Tim