CORRECTIONS Episode 84: Week of Monday, October 30
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8 ай бұрынSeth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like saying Harry Potter could wear New Balance shoes and doing his entire two-sentence horror stories segment.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 84: Week of Monday, October 30 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@rikkiechambers4959 7 ай бұрын
The Mathew Perry moment was very nicely done .. thank you for being sincere he very much deserved that !
@smugandsmarmy 7 ай бұрын
I agree wholeheartedly. There’s such a genuine sense of community and family shown in Corrections - hearing the crew laugh, the inside jokes Seth tells, it’s very wholesome and it makes my week a bit brighter.
@wilburbooy255 7 ай бұрын
I love sincere Seth and agree Mathew deserved that. But I was looking forward to a “Steve I Nicks Week” sign off that he set up right before that.
@maryroberts589 7 ай бұрын
I agree. Handled perfectly! ❤💔
@Beth-ie 7 ай бұрын
Agreed. He wasn't just a famous guy. He was awesome! Reminded some folks that having money doesn't guarantee happiness - it can destroy it. 😇Matthew.
@JRMcCarroll 7 ай бұрын
Not having a joke at the end made it hit hard.
@RicoCosta317 7 ай бұрын
As an owner of two red slider turtles for over 25 years, "they can really scoot" is definitely something I'd say 😂
@ericminch 7 ай бұрын
For an opener is "As an owner of two red slider turtles" supposed to be better than "As a board game hobbyist"?
@chonqmonk 7 ай бұрын
@@ericminch Way better. Terrapin keepers rock! (I'm in Northern Wisconsin so I keep all mine in the river, lake, ponds and wetlands by my place, but go give one of my turtle buddies a hard time and you'll see who they belong to...)
@bg6b7bft 7 ай бұрын
They can really scute, too.
@chonqmonk 7 ай бұрын
@@bg6b7bft If their were a God, you would've just won the internet!
@janedoeski9196 7 ай бұрын
I'm a turtle hobbyist
@buzzclikverifyme 7 ай бұрын
As an Australian, let me tell you: I honestly thought the opening six seconds were Seth having a stroke while doing his Sidney Powell impression. Other than that, though... flawless, mate.
@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын
Right!? He was swallowing every syllable
@betsiecleworth5853 7 ай бұрын
Oh I’m glad it wasn’t just me who thought he was doing his Sydney Powell impression with medical or marble in mouth related difficulties! British over here though so perhaps to the Yanks it sounded sincerely Australian/ un-Sydney like
@adamcharming 7 ай бұрын
Melbourne, I thought it was a Texas accent
@helengournay2377 7 ай бұрын
@@adamcharming as they don't say "Melbourne, we have a problem"
@jacquichapman577 7 ай бұрын
As a kiwi , l can concur
@thesharkangel6341 7 ай бұрын
During the pandemic I lost... basically everything. I ended up homeless, fell into the deepest depression I've ever had, and had several mental breakdowns. I have been tumbling around from one end of the US to the other trying to get my life back together, and Corrections has been one of the few things that I could count on to put a genuine smile on my face. Thank you to the Jackals, Seth, and the Late Night team for Corrections. Late Night with Seth Meyers, along with Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, are the only two shows that I watch.
@bellz9113 7 ай бұрын
I hope things start to get better for you
@busylawbee 7 ай бұрын
Hang in there, we love you.
@catha.j.stuart2200 7 ай бұрын
Hope you have found some stability, good luck with everything
@ProudPapaJD 7 ай бұрын
I’m glad you have corrections because John Oliver’s show is garbage. I hope you figure things out, best of luck!
@bobbyfahlgren8609 7 ай бұрын
I also was having trouble during the pandemic and the writers strike especially. Hope you can find housing for low income. Or hope you'll find help. I was homeless for about nine months. There's help out there.
@Molly-vs3lv 7 ай бұрын
Harry Potter did not COME OUT in 1991, the first book came out in England in 1997, it just takes place in 1991. Regardless, he still could've worn New Balance
@ninjalectualx 7 ай бұрын
New Balance is made in the USA and comes with a premium price, thr Dursleys never would've spent that much on him
@Molly-vs3lv 7 ай бұрын
@@ninjalectualx No wait but they DEFINITELY bought them for Dudley though lol
@jb888888888 7 ай бұрын
@@ninjalectualx Doesn't Harry wear Dudley's hand-me-downs? No reason Dudders couldn't have had a pair of New Balances.
@starsabove8059 7 ай бұрын
Nice jackaling.
@Chairchuckee 7 ай бұрын
By contrast, Dumbledore came out in 2007.
@kraekennedy 7 ай бұрын
Can't get over it, Corrections will forever remain my favorite part of any week. Seth started it during such a dark time and yet it still rings true.
@BoinkrNanis 7 ай бұрын
Seth meyers show was the pnly late night show to understand they needed to switch platforms to survive. Only one to go full on with the youtube content. Love how they're so much more laid back now. It feels much more genuinely authentic.
@chonqmonk 7 ай бұрын
@@BoinkrNanis Are you saying this because there are no other late night variety/comedy on KZfaq, or because of all those ex-late night shows that didn't survive? lol...
@TonyBullard 7 ай бұрын
Are you saying he took a darkest time and turned that into light for someone else down the road?!
@leighcolby 7 ай бұрын
I was crying laughing at the Welsh!
@smugandsmarmy 7 ай бұрын
I agree! Corrections makes me feel like one of the cool kids, ya know? Helped keep me sane during The Dark Times and still is one of the highlights of every week!
@squirreldriver 7 ай бұрын
Every time a new Corrections drops, I always think "Well, that's another week down the tubes." When Corrections was on strike, I didn't have any weekly reminder of my futility. So, you are doing very important work.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 7 ай бұрын
Says the squirreldriver. 🧐 Don’t underestimate yourself. Squirrels gots places to go! 🐿️🛻
@Hawk7886 7 ай бұрын
@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofinI'm worried you didn't parse it correctly. It's like a screwdriver: They drive squirrels into wood.
@ajwasp3642 7 ай бұрын
Touche
@adatewithkate 7 ай бұрын
@@Hawk7886 Yes, squirreldriving is a violent practice and I won't rest until it ends
@Bill_Garthright 7 ай бұрын
_"Well, that's another week down the tubes."_ Remember, it's the journey, not the destination, that's important. Of course, according to Christians (and Muslims), I'm going to Hell. So I _would_ say that, huh? :)
@StephanieAly 7 ай бұрын
As an ex-mormon, I kind of resent how much I enjoy when mormon jokes make their way into Corrections but no amount of therapy could help me figure out why
@9750939 7 ай бұрын
I laughed louder at that joke than any other.
@misterderp4566 7 ай бұрын
Thank you, Seth, for recognizing Matthew Perry as the human he was and the work he did to help fellow recovering addicts. Mr. Perry did a lot to help folks lift themselves out of addiction and I'm grateful that folks like you, Seth, make that prominent in his legacy.
@canadaclaret 7 ай бұрын
As a recovering alcoholic, I appreciate it, too. Btw, Seth, I can't watch "day drinking" and would prefer you didn't do it because I don't think celebrating binge drinking is helpful. Just saying.
@bubblesezblonde 7 ай бұрын
yeppers. Thanks for the recognition of Mr. Perry's work Seth.
@chonqmonk 7 ай бұрын
@@canadaclaret Cool, so you want to inflict your weakness with alcohol upon the world, and have TV conform to your sense of morality, at least when it comes to alcohol consumption? That's what you're saying, right? If you can't watch something due to your limitations as a human being, then nobody gets to watch it (even though you have a wine in your name (seriously braying donkey, what if your name triggers some other A.A. scared little girl into going on another binge? (you'd better change your name...)))?
@chonqmonk 7 ай бұрын
@@canadaclaret Just saying.
@annamarie1942 7 ай бұрын
very well said. this should forever be forefront in his legacy
@alias093001 7 ай бұрын
An Axel LEGO joke? I'm not sure whether to be proud or terrified that we're influencing the next generation of Meyers.
@jackintheville 7 ай бұрын
And Seth said there wouldnt be a new generation of Correction watchers! 😂
@jackintheville 7 ай бұрын
He is making them himself!
@jfs651 7 ай бұрын
That’s a fantastic impression of Tom Brokah doing a terrible Australian accent.
@boatymsboatface3929 7 ай бұрын
Lol you’re right🎯
@stillhere1425 7 ай бұрын
Omg, that’s it exactly! Only he could have been doing Brokaw without the accent.
@MariaVosa 7 ай бұрын
Seth being so proud of his A Closer Look joke is so endearing. But openly roasting the Board Game enthusiasts may be the bravest/most reckless thing he's ever done! Those guys make the knitting community look like Mormons Beautiful words about Matthew Perry 💔
@tanadarko6991 7 ай бұрын
He'll be lucky if the board game community isn't as wrathful as the knitting community
@devinemurray 7 ай бұрын
as an Australian, that caused physical pain.
@johnchiu 7 ай бұрын
Yeah. Because we all agree he’s got it. Impression camp really made Seth better 😂
@iDard3n 7 ай бұрын
I dunno I’m smelling Emmy 🎉
@devinemurray 7 ай бұрын
@@johnchiu I accidentally refreshed the page and it started again and I swear to god it's worse the second time around.
@andyrunton 7 ай бұрын
It really sounded more like a drunk Lindsey Graham. All it was missing was a couple o’ Memaws! 😂❤️
@johnchiu 7 ай бұрын
@@devinemurray Try it a 3rd time?
@marting8376 7 ай бұрын
You made me cry at the end Seth. Thank you for recognizing Matthew Perry. May he rest in peace.
@davidfuentes9957 7 ай бұрын
Same bro 😢
@TheDylls 7 ай бұрын
A true icon. Later in life, he never shied away from the fact that he WAS an addict, recovering or otherwise. All I can think is, Matthew was so funny that I bet he's LOVING all of the "Could we BE any more sad?" jokes 💔🤣
@jeremycurtis2334 7 ай бұрын
Me too
@Fantasmister 7 ай бұрын
The fact that Seth kept the sweaters when all of the other "late-night douches" (Craig Ferguson's words, not mine) went back to suits, restores my faith in humanity EVERY GODDAMN DAY.
@nathanpanning6063 7 ай бұрын
Touching tribute, thank you for your words. Unfortunately you will not see us next week. We will see you, Seth.
@RankinMsP 7 ай бұрын
On this occasion, it's understandable.
@collinmurr3207 7 ай бұрын
Not a correction, but just a story I have to share about it. My friend and I are huge fans of Late Night, and we always get excited when a new Corrections drops. She's in Canada, and a while ago, I sent her a Jackal mug from the states. Last week, we met in person for the first time, and despite it being an incredibly busy few days, one thing we knew we had to do was watch Corrections together. When we were saying goodbye, I slipped in a "See me next week." Thank you for one of our favorite things on the internet.
@sempressfi 7 ай бұрын
I love this! Well played reference 😊💜
@CheapFlashyLoris 7 ай бұрын
Surely you meant to tell her "Stevie Nicks week"
@jeffdroog 7 ай бұрын
That's unsettling,and creepy lol Maybe don't share your first visit with a girl,in the comment section of a youtube channel lol Seems really like the first of many red flags.This is not the place for this,and we are not the correct audience for this.Maybe start by having these personal conversations with friends or family first lol
@sempressfi 7 ай бұрын
@@jeffdroog ...lol there's really nothing creepy about that
@jeffdroog 7 ай бұрын
@sempressfi Well,thats your opinion lol I'd be very creeper out if I was to be reading comments,and found one about me,from someone who had only met me once in person.Its kind of really messed up.This isn't a personal diary,it's a public comment section,on youtube.
@katherinekelly5380 7 ай бұрын
I did not realize that Matthew Perry’s struggle with sobriety was pretty much life long until he was promoting his book in Nov/22 - when asked he said he was 6 weeks sober and had a sober companion living with him This was mind blowing to me -it speaks well of him that he was trying to help others get sober when he was in that space RIP Matthew, you are missed
@Wextopher 7 ай бұрын
He will always be cherished by all he graced.
@dianacarbonate 7 ай бұрын
Sobriety is pretty much always a life long struggle. I'm going to rehab in a few days for alcohol and I'm a bit scared and conflicted. I can't imagine life without it. Anyone who makes it through is a hero to me.
@FrothyRemorse 7 ай бұрын
That was a beautiful thing you said about the late Matthew Perry.
@unmeshl.6708 7 ай бұрын
It's so understatedly brilliant how he transitioned from that high energy Australian bit to checking it off his list with disdain as just another point he has to get through while he stretched out his jaw to imply the physical effort it took. Solid comedy right there. And so seamless.
@ninajohnson2347 7 ай бұрын
What a perfect tribute to Matthew Perry. Thank you for both the joke and the sincerity.
@LiaKozatch 7 ай бұрын
That Brother Rickles bit was fantastic.
@gretacwink8659 7 ай бұрын
Loved the Chandler/chandler reference. Thank you for the sincerity. Matthew Perry's story has impacted us all. BTW you said "see you next week" instead of "see me next week" xoxo
@smcneill 7 ай бұрын
I caught it, too, lol
@winonafrog 7 ай бұрын
Corrections fans when 10,000 are slaughtered in Palestine and Seth says nothing : 😴 Corrections fans when a Friend dies : 🤩🎙🎙🎙🎙🎙☎️☎️☎️
@Matthew-ve7uv 7 ай бұрын
Yeah because he was being sincere. You didn't pick up on that?
@mainemade73 7 ай бұрын
Seth your giggle at the tortoise in the water is adorable. Also corrections is so off the rails and I am excited every week to see where we head next. How is Cicada Cicada coming ? 😊
@akshelby33 7 ай бұрын
“Candy Facts” shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard. It needs to become a thing.
@reg2611 7 ай бұрын
Have you seen John Oliver's show about chocolate? It's like Seth is trying to make a comedy cross-over event with #LastWeekTonight and #corrections #IdWatchThat
@smcneill 7 ай бұрын
Makes me miss animal flubs (the song - not the actual flubs)
@mlikmlikmlik 7 ай бұрын
Correction: it is a thing because it exists. I think you mean a recurring thing.
@akshelby33 7 ай бұрын
@@mlikmlikmlikDo you feel better now that you said that?
@reg2611 7 ай бұрын
@@akshelby33 I know I feel better now that @milkmilkmilk said it
@harrissloan6999 7 ай бұрын
The Mormon insult comic bit reminds me of a friend who got his film degree at BYU. Apparently one of the professors would refer to every character as brother or sister, regardless of their adherence to a Mormon lifestyle. So when discussing No Country for Old Men: Brother Chirgurh was hunting down Brother Moss in order to put a bolt through his head.
@stillhere1425 7 ай бұрын
Well, we ARE all brethren and cistern in the sight of God.
@Goblinkatie 7 ай бұрын
Seth, the Matthew Perry tribute was so wonderful. Thank you for focusing on what he wanted to be known for, his work helping people who also struggled with addiction. While we all know him and love him for his comedy, his humanity is his true legacy. ❤
@neilmarshall308 7 ай бұрын
It's not just herring gulls that called seagulls as a blanket term. Spare a thought for the smaller sea birds that share their coloration and habitats, the herring gulls' cousins - no, even closer - their bro' and sis' terns.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 7 ай бұрын
Long flight. TOTALLY worth it!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын
😅😅😅👏👏👏👏
@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын
Someone on a nature walk corrected me once-- his pet peeve was 'sea gulls', as he claims they're just gulls, "they ALL live by the sea!" I let the dude go off, but I really wanted to say,"Oh yeah!? Well, you've obviously never seen the parking lot of a little Caesar's/ Kmart in Iowa!"
@ryanyoung8638 7 ай бұрын
I see Seth’s Welsh & Australian accents are almost identical, good to see his time in Impression Camp has paid off 😂 Can we please have a Welcome to Wrexham / Crocodile Dundee mashup in next week’s corrections! 🙏🏼
@DennisMoore664 7 ай бұрын
His Springsteen is also almost identical to his Biden. A little higher energy for the Boss but that's about the only difference.
@PamelaBowsArt 7 ай бұрын
I also thought this
@EH23831 7 ай бұрын
No! His Aussie accent makes my ears bleed! 😂
@ryanyoung8638 7 ай бұрын
@@EH23831 the thought of Seth reading these next wk & having to go back to Impression Camp warms my little jackal heart 😂 Maybe he’ll throw us a bone & add in his Werner Herzog impression too!
@madeleineprice9645 7 ай бұрын
ryanyoung - Wrexham? Why Wrexham? It’s not the first Welsh town that springs to mind…. It’s Ryan Reynolds, isn’t it? Well? Isn’t it? I’ll fight you for him 🥊🥊🥊
@phrankyou 7 ай бұрын
The “Steve-I Nicks” joke was really good. My favorite part about it is that even though the setup was about the ways provolone can be pronounced, you decided to pick a name that really doesn’t follow the setup. Good thing you made literally everyone confused. “Will Fort” as a punchline would have been too easy. God bless you, Seth.
@PopeLando 7 ай бұрын
Did not get that at all, thank you!
@chonqmonk 7 ай бұрын
@@PopeLando I heard "Steve Eye-Nix" and took me a second to compute...
@wncwaterfalls 7 ай бұрын
That was the most I laughed!!
@canadaclaret 7 ай бұрын
Provolone is a xenonym (a word directly borrowed from another language which retains the identical meaning in the second language). Jackals pronounce such words as they are pronounced in their language of origin, meaning that we do not silence the 'e' in Provolone. Similarly, we pronounce "bruschetta" with a "k" sound in the middle, not a "ch" sound. Btw, a jackal's favourite xenonym is "schadenfreude."
@meilinnea 7 ай бұрын
As a Finnish person I found the implication that 85 degrees was considered a proper sauna heat acceptable for a non-Finn. I then realized the degrees used were Fahrenheit, and I was so outraged I had to put my sauna warming up to 120°C (248°F) to calm down.
@stillhere1425 7 ай бұрын
Do you also use it to poach salmon?
@NoToAllOfThat 7 ай бұрын
I’m so glad there are other people who watch corrections because I have tried to get my family into it and I think I tried to recruit them too late and it made no sense to them.
@intheshell35ify 7 ай бұрын
It is a host of inside jokes and running themes that require some patience in the beginning. Seth's timing and prop work is what kept me interested long enough to start "getting it".
@JaTjr32 7 ай бұрын
It's the Corrections Curse. In real life, you can get people into Seth or maybe just Closer Look, but never Corrections. For some people, Seth has diminishing returns.
@NoToAllOfThat 7 ай бұрын
@@JaTjr32 I will never understand that. Seth makes me laugh all the time and I love his interactions with his writers.
@smugandsmarmy 7 ай бұрын
I feel like there should (in theory) be a Jackals Get Together - Jackalathon? 🤷🏻♀️🤣
@alumpyhorse 7 ай бұрын
@@smugandsmarmyJackalunion? Jackalabration? i’ll see myself out.
@pavakah 7 ай бұрын
Board game hobbyist here. Love the series!
@Emoralis 7 ай бұрын
Was really hoping the whole comment section opened with this sentence.
@Rechanmole 7 ай бұрын
@@Emoralis That's a quick way to have a 1 minute corrections episode.
@annec8127 7 ай бұрын
Board games are in the middle of a Renaissance, but Seth will never know. [Muahahahahahaha!]
@e-manr.486 7 ай бұрын
Hello fellow board game hobbiest!
@loganswiss6903 7 ай бұрын
Thank you for addressing Matthew Perry's passing, struggles and legacy 🙏
@Tigertown84 7 ай бұрын
"He thought I was speaking Welsh" is pretty accurate. When I heard it, my first thought was "Hey. Where'd all the vowels go?"
@fionaclaphamhoward5876 7 ай бұрын
South. The vowels went South (Speaking as an Australasian Kiwi jackal 🐾)
@nicholasleemarks 7 ай бұрын
Previously on Corrections (read in koala’s voice): Legos are Lego bricks, knitting community and Seth are constantly on tenuous terms, Mac Tonight is creepy, Emmy nominations come and go. ^If you’re new to Corrections, this should help it all make sense. Just doing my part to help Seth onboard new viewers.
@ellicel 7 ай бұрын
Jackal Lore: A Primer
@ishotmyboss 7 ай бұрын
Previously.
@alias093001 7 ай бұрын
Don't forget: Graphics has it out for Seth and Impression Camp has Seth as a repeat customer.
@MarcillaSmith 7 ай бұрын
Also, -generally speaking, Chinese people look Chinese.- My bad, that's RM Brown.
@alexvaraderey 7 ай бұрын
Also, as opposed to popular belief about lions, the King of the animals is actually the Jackal
@CraigJudd 7 ай бұрын
Because I am Australian, I understood "Get Angry At Prosecutors" perfectly the first time.
@JamesLibrary 7 ай бұрын
Oh THAT’S what he was trying to say! Thank you!
@susanp2437 7 ай бұрын
OMGosh! Thank you! After repeated watchings I STILL had no idea!!
@CraigJudd 7 ай бұрын
“Gidangrya’prozzecuderz” Is basically how we’d pronounce it over here.
@AllWIllFall2Me 7 ай бұрын
In the spirit of Matthew Perry's Chandler: "That's a lot of shade for board game hobbyists from a guy who talks about family trips with his brother for an hour every week. At least someone WINS a board game." And the provolone bit was great, reminds me of the Isaac Asimov story where a German spy is caught because he correctly identifies lyrics from the third verse of the Star-Spangled Banner, which only spies know, because no American ever sings past the first verse.
@Rechanmole 7 ай бұрын
And of course the scene from Inglorious Bastards where an American posing as a German soldier is made because he uses the wrong hand gesture to signal three beers.
@chonqmonk 7 ай бұрын
@@Rechanmole That set off the shootout in the bar where you couldn't tell what was happening, right?
@Rechanmole 7 ай бұрын
@@chonqmonk Yep.
@stillhere1425 7 ай бұрын
Lol I had forgotten all about that story. I only know the first verse, and up until very recently, thought it was “thru the perilous NIGHT.” But at least I was close (SEE: “Bad Lip-Reading Donald Trump National Anthem”).
@mariacatherine229 7 ай бұрын
Thanks for that lovely tribute to Matthew Perry.
@crunchytoast6007 7 ай бұрын
Board games hobbiest here… Ok he’s gone, Jackals we are now safe to plan our uprising! 🎶 Do you hear the Jackals sing? Singing the song of angry dogs 🎶
@JulithaRyan 7 ай бұрын
Angry dogs lol! 😅🤣
@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын
You have to create board game for him. "Sorry, not sorry, jackals" might be a hood title!
@e-manr.486 7 ай бұрын
I was wondering what kind of board game would be funniest to send him too!
@tarashannon3124 7 ай бұрын
“Now it’s a turtle” got me 😂…Seth, you’re at the top of your game, the whole game…you’re back, and better than ever. Xo
@Zenithx3 7 ай бұрын
I believe this is a reference to Elmyra from Tiny Toons
@AlexRochette 7 ай бұрын
Whomever came up with the Mormon Insult Comic joke should gets a shot at joining the writers room… 👏👏👏
@twincast2005 7 ай бұрын
Correction: Whoever
@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын
And another: should *get
@kathleen109 7 ай бұрын
That would be Seth. Corrections is all Seth all the time.
@sestinashell 7 ай бұрын
Seriously, as someone raised Mormon and living in Utah, he nailed it. Even the names. There had to be a former Mormon helping write that.
@mimzynull7855 7 ай бұрын
Correction - Seth is the only one who writes for corrections. 😅
@ClevelandScott-lp1vx 7 ай бұрын
Liquor hobbyist here, I love a negroni, some tasty variations you could try: Swapping the Gin for a Mezcal Swapping the Campari and Sweet Vermouth for Cocchi Americano or Salers Aperitif and Dolin Blanc Always look forward to Corrections, seeing you next week Cheers!
@TigDegner 7 ай бұрын
11:27 underrated callback
@jbuster9 7 ай бұрын
Knew it was going to pop back up at some point in the episode
@NilsFerry 7 ай бұрын
We had tortoises all through my childhood in our backyard, and a few times they walked straight into the swimming pool, usually in the morning. When I went out back to give them some lettuce or tomato to nibble on, I sometimes found one at the bottom of the pool. I dove in to fish it out and it'd go straight to eating like it was no big deal to hold its breath for however many hours it was down there. Please do not try this with your tortoise.
@D-S-9 7 ай бұрын
Matthew Perry has, in one form or another, been the shorthand people used to describe me. As I fight to overcome my own challenges I would like to thank you for recognising the good he put into the world. Corrections Seth is the most sincere Seth.
@williamtatum2147 7 ай бұрын
3:55 Correction: You refer to the wedding here as being Shoemaker’s wedding, but when you talked about it previously, you said it was his daughter’s wedding.
@alexfall862 7 ай бұрын
Nothing weird about that if it's in Alabama.
@cuttwice3905 7 ай бұрын
@@alexfall862 Last I checked Shoemaker couldn't possibly live west of New Jersey.
@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын
Good jackalin'
@meganbarber3599 7 ай бұрын
Well, he's paying for it. There's a lot of money in pool cleaning!
@chonqmonk 7 ай бұрын
@@meganbarber3599 That's true if you also do pool plumbing, heater and cleaner repairs, and if you think $2000/week is a lot of money.
@e-manr.486 7 ай бұрын
Haha...i did it! I made it to corrections! I'm the board game hobbiest that got ripped apart 😂 I'm so proud for the reaction i got! 🐾
@elisepower6121 7 ай бұрын
So what was the Monopoly correction???
@e-manr.486 7 ай бұрын
@elisepower6121 there was a picture of a Monopoly board in one of his monologs. The board had hotel and house pieces on spaces that players didn't even have full sets of properties for. I got even more pedantic pointing out properties that could have buildings that didn't follow the rule that 4 houses must be in each peoperty space before hotels could be built. 🤷♂️
@JoL-pl8hf 7 ай бұрын
Congrats ! 😂
@liamdoherty4238 7 ай бұрын
So like.....what board games. Because me and the misses have quite the collection. Just got artisans of splendid vale
@karleedemmer 7 ай бұрын
Avid enthusiast here! I was proud by proxy.
@leonardobenz 7 ай бұрын
Thank you, Seth and Co. That’s my favorite ‘Corrections’ to date. I’ve watched them all, but have never commented before today. Your humor, respect, cleverness, originality,and… humor tonight compelled me to write in. We might not be as loud as some of your regular Jackals, but we’re paying attention, gaining a fresh perspective on current events, and possibly even laughing. Please keep up the good work and pay those writers whatever they want!
@chonqmonk 7 ай бұрын
Who is "we" ?
@wncwaterfalls 7 ай бұрын
@@chonqmonkthe anti-board game enthusiasts of course. Why else would they say this is their favorite?
@ajwasp3642 7 ай бұрын
@@chonqmonk"We", are sane Democrats.
@Puffsdad 7 ай бұрын
Another letter from William B. .
@danielgehring7437 7 ай бұрын
Cold showers are useful for temporarily cooling one's body down, and can be a life-saver in cases of heat stroke or heat syncope, but are a bad idea for general coolness in hot weather. The quick, short-term shock is going to tell your body to stop producing sweat or any of its other internal methods of cooling, and will generally lead to your temperature being even hotter than before. Jimmy got jackal'd.
@trey3905 7 ай бұрын
i love this show. i watch it mostly to see the insanely weird things people have knowledge about. great job guys! rip M.P.
@RankinMsP 7 ай бұрын
I thought it was just me.
@TheFourthBlackReaper 7 ай бұрын
The raccoon football jersey image is actually fine, as no matter how avid a sports fan, raccoons cannot read. So a raccoon wearing a jersey with the wrong name and or number on it makes sense, as the illiterate are easy to trick into buying knock-off/incorrect merchandise.
@Goblinkatie 7 ай бұрын
Raccoon illiteracy is a huge problem these days. The fact they would use their platform to draw attention to it is absolutely beautiful and so commendable. Shame on Seth for not applauding this brave act from Graphics. Graphics: out here doing the Lord’s work.
@canadaclaret 7 ай бұрын
I had to go to an emergency dentist in Toronto early on a Sunday morning when I broke my two front teeth playing hockey. (Officially the most Canadian moment of my life) It was very much the kind of place where the mafia would watch A Closer Look.
@canadaclaret 7 ай бұрын
Btw, in Erin, Ontario there is a hockey rink with some offices attached, including a dental clinic. That is officially the most Canadian place on earth. One can buy poutine at the concession stand and go over to the dentist's waiting room to get emergency treatment for a broken tooth.
@scarletspidernz 7 ай бұрын
11:17 And Seth still is not gonna let us know what he was trying to say 🤣
@MatterMeetsAntimatter 7 ай бұрын
I literally thought he was having a stroke. I was a very scared jackal! Glad he was just speaking Welsh!😂
@lb5368 7 ай бұрын
Following the acronymn of GAAP (generally accepted accounting principles), it must be "Get Angry At Prosecutors" right?
@stevenhughes712 7 ай бұрын
Seth's Aussie accent is a drunken Ringo Starr with a dash of Michael Caine. In fairness , a pretty accurate Aussie accent for the year 1850 😃
@TheDylls 7 ай бұрын
This is the most pedantic yet somehow wholesome community on KZfaq, and at this point I'm completely unable to bring in anyone new 😅
@Flexicor 7 ай бұрын
I know, i have sadly given up on that. Jackals are enough for each other I suppose
@JulithaRyan 7 ай бұрын
Unless they watch from the start! Love Corrections 🥰
@TheDylls 7 ай бұрын
@@JulithaRyan My wife has watched the first 5 or 6 episodes a few times, with long pauses in between that cause us to restart... But I'm trying! 🤣❤️
@kaha5618 7 ай бұрын
I have never seen a more wholesome corner of the internet than I have in these comments. It’s bittersweet, though - my correction was featured today, and I want to tell a friend but absolutely no one will understand if I try to explain.
@TheDylls 7 ай бұрын
@@kaha5618 Which one?!
@JanStrojil 7 ай бұрын
I started watching the closer look and saw corrections just came out. I’ll watch the closer look later.
@stephen3164 7 ай бұрын
Was hoping for an Animal Flubs for the raccoon, but otherwise cistern done, cistern done.
@naryanr 7 ай бұрын
Thanks for the Mathew Perry moment. I feel like no other late night host is talking about it. I think he deserves more recognition for the joy he brought to billions.
@notenoughmonkeys 7 ай бұрын
If someone made a comment/correction about a Gummy Bear, would that be a candy fact or an animal flub?
@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын
I'm going with candy fact, since gummy bears aren't live animals 😅
@rejoyce318 7 ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 Though candy animals (Swedish fish, gummy bears, gummy snakes) could be a new segment: Candy Animal Flubs?
@kkvegas 7 ай бұрын
@@rejoyce318There’s also a chocolate candy called Turtles. But (interesting fact), they’re terrestrial and not aquatic.
@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын
@@rejoyce318 possibly!
@tacen7 7 ай бұрын
@@kkvegas They're aquatic if you find one floating in a pool. There's probably one floating in Shoemaker's pool right now.
@busylawbee 7 ай бұрын
You should do a Corrections in front of a studio of jackals. Thank you for your tribute to Matthew Perry. The quote that he hoped Friends would be listed far behind all the things he did to try to help other people has been going round. He must not have known how much Friends helped people. Millions of people going through hard times have found comfort in that show, and in Chandler's humour in particular. I wish he had known that.
@tnkwwc 7 ай бұрын
Me too. ❤
@christineherrmann205 7 ай бұрын
I'm in NY. I'd definitely get tickets.
@tcpratt1660 7 ай бұрын
Matthew Perry was a true chandler, bringing light to those struggling with substance abuse issues... ...we all saw what you did there, Seth...and your wordplay being used for such a heartwarming and heartfelt tribute... ...wow! ❤❤❤
@ghostlyamy 7 ай бұрын
as an australian, seth’s aussie accent nails it. if by “it” we mean: what americans think australian accents sound like. definitely got his money’s worth from accent camp!
@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын
😅 exactly
@kakman1958 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's just as shitty as every other American who tries it :)
@chonqmonk 7 ай бұрын
As an unindicted co-conspiratorial ham sandwich, I approve of this comment.
@KatySueWho 7 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh that was the best impersonation of us members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints by a non-member that I’ve EVER SEEN!!!😂😂😂
@marilynjarvis8228 7 ай бұрын
You used your drink coaster throughout the segment. Great job!
@meganbarber3599 7 ай бұрын
The Chandler reference made me tear up. And then Seth's lovely tribute had tears rolling down my cheeks. 😢
@docjoe86 7 ай бұрын
11:43 I can’t blame Seth here. For years, I thought the album with the music from a movie was called the “soundtract”
@crushcity3034 7 ай бұрын
Ngl you got me with the Mathew Perry remembrance. RiP to one of the great sitcom actors of my generation
@WolfRamAndHart 7 ай бұрын
Seth's Aussie accent = Outback Steakhouse.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 7 ай бұрын
Helluva Wilted Onion
@nerfherder4284 7 ай бұрын
Corrections is just great. It's like hanging out with the crew for an after-show show just for friends ❤
@danielbeshers1689 7 ай бұрын
CORRECTION: I'm not supposed to cry real tears watching this.
@jakedeardorff6300 7 ай бұрын
Technically there are land turtles! Box turtles are completely terrestrial and non aquatic!😂😂😂
@jjunture 7 ай бұрын
Beautiful ending to the segment. Nice touch.
@smugandsmarmy 7 ай бұрын
5:18 - This moment brought me so much joy!! I love this segment so much, it just warms my cold, tiny, black jackal heart! 🖤
@Jane-yr2cg 7 ай бұрын
I never thought I would cry at the end of Corrections, but this time I did. 😢The brief tribute to Matthew Perry was heartwarming, heartbreaking and heartfelt. It gave me all the feelings. 😢💔 As sad as Perry’s death is, his legacy is that he was committed to helping others who were dealing with alcoholism and addiction and that is a beautiful blessing and legacy to leave. Rest in peace Matthew Perry. ❤️✨
@JeffBarlow-mn1wy 7 ай бұрын
You know, there is such a thing as a 24-hour dental clinic. People's teeth don't just stop falling out at 5:00. There is a market for such a service.
@Midori_Seabreeze 7 ай бұрын
Especially for braces. But I guess that wouldn’t be a dentist anymore.
@kindablue1959 7 ай бұрын
@@Midori_Seabreeze An orthodontist is still a dentist.
@Midori_Seabreeze 7 ай бұрын
@@kindablue1959Oof, don’t let them hear you say that.
@ComradeCatpurrnicus 7 ай бұрын
Correction, that accent at the beginning clearly started out as Sydney Powell.
@limsalalafells 7 ай бұрын
6:39 sounds like the plot to "The whole nine yard".
@lb5368 7 ай бұрын
Oh!! I have to rewatch that immediately! I loved the combo of Perry & Willis❤😢
@227 7 ай бұрын
Yes! I'm glad at least one other person caught that. I was blown away that it wasn't mentioned given the Matthew Perry tribute.
@lb5368 7 ай бұрын
Had to come back to comment again after watching The Whole Nine Yards last night on streaming. Perry was so good at big, physical comedy acting and romantic leading-man comedy too. And Willis was perfect as the "retired" mob guy just trying to settle down in Montréal LOL Damn illnesses for robbing us of both of these men's skills.
@victormendoza871 7 ай бұрын
I love it how he went off cuff for Mathew Perry
@johnchiu 7 ай бұрын
RIP Matthew Perry
@LivinMyJeffLife 7 ай бұрын
Next year for Halloween: *Jackal-Lanterns* 🦊🎃
@AisuruMirai 7 ай бұрын
• The Crocodile Dundee quote is "That's not a knife. _That's_ a knife." It is not "That's not a knife. _This_ is a knife." The latter would be better, but it's not what he says. • "Tortoises are land; turtles are water." No, turtles are the larger category within which tortoises (and terrapins) are included. All tortoises are turtles.
@smilingindian989 7 ай бұрын
Board game hobbyists need to band together the same way the knitting community did in the earlier corrections.
@joet3935 7 ай бұрын
Good idea. Are we knitting going to knit or crochet a Scythe map throw?
@thebratqueen 7 ай бұрын
Totally thought the "What time is it?" dentist joke was going to have the punchline of "tooth hurty." Just leaving the comedy on the ground I see.
@scarletspidernz 7 ай бұрын
A Closer Look - he opted for being punny, the dentist needs a closer look to examine the patient, and also a call to his show
@kstepko 7 ай бұрын
I was expecting “tooth-hurty” as well.
@danielgehring7437 7 ай бұрын
@@kstepko I even said the line out loud, trying to be clever.
@petertaylor4980 7 ай бұрын
Last week's Corrections had a reference to a dentist who only had appointments available at 2:15 or 2:45, so that joke was already implied by avoidance.
@cibriis1710 7 ай бұрын
Time for my preliminary viewing of corrections. I'm like taking in the moods. Then I'll do a closer watch when I'm trapped in an elevator
@KBlackW 7 ай бұрын
The turtle/tortoise thing actually depends on where you're from, because the American, British and Australian scientific nomenclatures all have differing definition of which is which, so if Seth accidentally calls a turtle a tortoise he can switch to his perfected Australian accent and he'll be fine.
@CoughSuppressant 7 ай бұрын
On top of that, they go down the drain backward in the southern hemisphere!!! 🐢🌪️
@chonqmonk 7 ай бұрын
All tortoises are technically considered turtles but not all turtles are tortoises.
@elisepower6121 7 ай бұрын
Well that certainly tortoise a thing two.
@ToddChristensen27 7 ай бұрын
Best end to corrections ever. Touching tribute to a legend. Thank you for your beautiful sentiment
@bec7080 7 ай бұрын
Every week I think "imagine this is your first corrections" but this week would be the best one because of the Australian accent open
@mimzynull7855 7 ай бұрын
lol - I would love to have Seth start with all sorts of random accents and impressions and then have a playoff to the winner that we could all vote on!
@theurbanshaman 7 ай бұрын
When the called Axel's name, he rose.
@atomicsue50 7 ай бұрын
I have lived here in Oz for 35 yrs and have been all over the country. I have t say I haven't EVER heard anyone that sounded like that unless it was a dead drunk shearer after a week end at the pub. More effort is needed Seth. love your work.
@Rechanmole 7 ай бұрын
You've lived in Oz? What's the scarecrow like?
@bmeclipse 7 ай бұрын
Beautiful tribute to Matthew Perry.
@bubbathegreat78 7 ай бұрын
Always love this segment.
@user-yn7yo1co3k 7 ай бұрын
Tortoise • Turtle • Terrapin • Stop making fun of hard shell animals! 🐢🐢🐢
@kstepko 7 ай бұрын
SETH: You know what time it is when you’re doing that? ME: Tooth-hurty?!? #mafiadentist
@creacher 7 ай бұрын
CORRECTION: Aaron Rodgers has never been in the End Zone in a Jets jersey. He shattered his old ankle bone 94 seconds into the opening drive of the season, and was carried off the field on a gurney. [He is currently doing his own research on how best to treat the injury] CORRECTION: Also, this is a picture of the Giant's end zone painted BLUE, not the Jets' end zone, which doesn't need to be painted. Also, neither one of these end zones are located in Nebraska. You would know this if you ever logged in to your "NFL Endzone +" subscription.
@AdamGoesToShows 7 ай бұрын
CORRECTION: For that Mafia scenario at 7:13, the dentist would not be off-license. The dentist’s license status would be unknown since all that’s required of the scene is owning a location and practical knowledge of medicine. For all we know, the dentist has a full, up-to-date license , but is willing to help out a friend at off hours (presumably without billing insurance).
@alexvaraderey 7 ай бұрын
(presumably without billing insurance) - ''Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this dentistry as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.''
@lb5368 7 ай бұрын
"help out a friend" aka "fix his mouth or I'll FIX your face, Doc!" Because mafia movie tropes 😂🐾😘
@leslieg108 7 ай бұрын
Correction to your correction, in this scenario the dentist probably lost his license but still retains the skills necessary to complete the task at hand.
@JMErlendson 7 ай бұрын
This is how I make it through the week.
@bobbyfahlgren8609 7 ай бұрын
Me too.
@alexvaraderey 7 ай бұрын
CORRECTION : If the average human head weighs 10.362 pounds, 10 would be 103.62. You said 9 heads would have to be 5.95 to average out a 50-pound head, but that only makes a total of 103.55. The 9 heads would need to be 5.961 each. In submitting this, i apply for the new position of Pedant Of The Week. :)
@clarewillison9379 7 ай бұрын
You shall wear the pedant pendant you beautiful mathematically precise jackal. 🐾🏅
@meganbarber3599 7 ай бұрын
The average is actually 11 pounds. Don't know where that person got their info.
@wncwaterfalls 7 ай бұрын
@@meganbarber3599😅 yeah who’s their head guy?
@alexvaraderey 7 ай бұрын
@@meganbarber3599 That's a terrible mistake to make. Heads will roll.
@meganbarber3599 7 ай бұрын
@@alexvaraderey You made me smile with that one.
@californiapagan 7 ай бұрын
Thank you for that sincere tribute to Matthew Perry.
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