CORRECTIONS Episode 30: Week of Monday, November 22

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2 жыл бұрын

Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like mispronouncing "Coxswain" before sharing a surprise announcement.
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CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, November 22 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@MrARock001
@MrARock001 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the picture of the jackal cub was 100% jackal, rather than half-human half-jackal suggests Seth believes his wife is also secretly a jackal. We welcome her!
@2mclaugh
@2mclaugh 2 жыл бұрын
Could also be following Bojack Horseman interbreeding rules - each child is one species or the other, instead of half and half.
@AccelerateYourSuccess
@AccelerateYourSuccess 2 жыл бұрын
@@2mclaugh , what about ligers? hahaha
@mainemade73
@mainemade73 2 жыл бұрын
@Adam It would make sense, as his sister in law seems to be the original jackal, blazing the way for the present jackal community. I mean they ARE sisters🤔🤔🤔
@ibalrog
@ibalrog 2 жыл бұрын
The inside could be human, while the outside is jackal. The child shall grow up to have a tough exterior, but a soft interior.
@TheBizzle1984
@TheBizzle1984 2 жыл бұрын
I expect no one will roast him more, so she'll probably be queen jackal 💖
@bopeep8205
@bopeep8205 2 жыл бұрын
I love Andy Samberg's continued participation in this madness.
@larrymosher5045
@larrymosher5045 2 жыл бұрын
Andy funny,even without Wally and cue cards.how does he do it.
@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice
@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. And his Beetlejuice is pretty good.
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
The ringtone was chef’s kiss
@MusicTherapyMotivation
@MusicTherapyMotivation 2 жыл бұрын
It is really nice to see andy continue in the giddy pleasure that is corrections, the first one he did where seth immediately hung up on him was priceless. Also baby jackal=adorable who knew?
@goldiefx
@goldiefx 2 жыл бұрын
No spoilers in top comments please
@PopeLando
@PopeLando 2 жыл бұрын
Not enough love here for the brilliant way Seth stumbled and got "flummoxed" for a second just so he could perfectly deadpan "We named her Mary-Kate." Seth is a genius with timing.
@nickchristensen6376
@nickchristensen6376 2 жыл бұрын
The entire build up for that joke was so worth the wait
@GastonsExpectorate
@GastonsExpectorate 2 жыл бұрын
Personally thought he was going to go somewhere crude with Ash Olsen sounding like asshole, but this was much much better.
@katla_phc
@katla_phc 2 жыл бұрын
now knowing that Seth's ring tone for when Andy calls is "I just had sex" makes my life
@gobblinal
@gobblinal 2 жыл бұрын
Did Seth do that or did Andy steal his phone and make that happen?
@theeggmancometh
@theeggmancometh 2 жыл бұрын
I think it's a reference to the bit Andy did about the mummy having sex with Frisbee.
@lb5368
@lb5368 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't stopped giggling about that yet!
@mischievousmarker6616
@mischievousmarker6616 5 ай бұрын
@@theeggmancometh No, it's a song The Lonely Island (which Andy is a part of) made
@DrEcho
@DrEcho 2 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the episode where Samberg randomly calls Seth with an on-the-spot request in the middle of the show and Seth obliges without question
@DrEcho
@DrEcho 2 жыл бұрын
"love you buddy ❤️"
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын
I think it's the other way around-Seth calls Andy. Andy complies, Seth hangs up on him
@trentbolte8311
@trentbolte8311 2 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
@@DrEcho so love how Seth generous is with I love you’
@wgooetrik
@wgooetrik 2 жыл бұрын
Andy will just talk about seths ugly fkin dog 🤣
@VermontJayson
@VermontJayson 2 жыл бұрын
In my opinion Covid has finely tuned Seth’s show into not only the best late night show but into a completely new level of excellence. Love corrections. Love Seth. Love the crew and staff.
@maryjanerx
@maryjanerx 2 жыл бұрын
Completely agree!!
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
perfectly said. It’s on a whole new level
@MusicTherapyMotivation
@MusicTherapyMotivation 2 жыл бұрын
Well said , i wasn't a nightly viewer before Covid but there's a definite niche they've found that is working. Correction feed show Show feed corrections. Corrections makes me feel like we're in the writer's room. As a comedy nerd/geek/snob its better than a podcast and so much quicker to consume.
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely didnt watch seths show pre-Covid but i guess it allowed him to take these chances and i have no idea how i settled for that other nonsense before, i love this so much
@carolinebarrett4736
@carolinebarrett4736 2 жыл бұрын
Same - it feels somehow more intimate or something 🥰
@mrjack08722
@mrjack08722 2 жыл бұрын
"He stays in his Lane" That was fucking gold.
@fiducious
@fiducious 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, perfect joke!
@bvenable78
@bvenable78 2 жыл бұрын
came here to say this
@DerptyDerptyDUM
@DerptyDerptyDUM 2 жыл бұрын
YES. 🏆 BA DA BUM BUM TSSSSHHHH
@tylerlewis6813
@tylerlewis6813 2 жыл бұрын
Andy Samberg is a true friend. If Corrections ever gets an Emmy, he should get one as part of the team.
@ernestvanophuizen461
@ernestvanophuizen461 2 жыл бұрын
When dealing on the black market, always remember the four C's: Clarity, colour, cut and carrot
@bonniewylie3287
@bonniewylie3287 2 жыл бұрын
😆
@madeleineprice9645
@madeleineprice9645 2 жыл бұрын
Ernest I nearly fell out of bed when I read this gem from you. ☺️
@meredithf.1022
@meredithf.1022 2 жыл бұрын
One of the most Brilliant jackal comments I've ever read!
@marysmith7765
@marysmith7765 2 жыл бұрын
(Rimshot)
@susanpotter2673
@susanpotter2673 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣🤪
@amyd6518
@amyd6518 2 жыл бұрын
YOU HAD A BABY 10 WEEKS AGO AND DIDN'T MENTION HER!?!?!?! When you started talking I thought you were going to say your wife found out 10 weeks ago she was pregnant! Congratulations to you all!! ❤
@gllyflower
@gllyflower 2 жыл бұрын
(I thought the same thing!)
@acerbiccharlotte
@acerbiccharlotte 2 жыл бұрын
Beetlejuice can be summoned AND dismissed by saying his name to thrice. That’s why he tries to keep Lydia and Barbara from speaking at the end
@WhatKindOfNameNow
@WhatKindOfNameNow 2 жыл бұрын
I knew someone would have this covered the moment he started that correction. lol
@FeistyPammy
@FeistyPammy 2 жыл бұрын
Right, and because Barbara does this to send him back during the banister snake incident!
@Mrolland420
@Mrolland420 2 жыл бұрын
"None of the intimacy, and all of the opinions" - Seth Meyers 2021 Also congrats Seth on the baby girl!
@kateriggall
@kateriggall 2 жыл бұрын
Correction: Seth's card says he was being sarcastic, but we know he really meant it, he loves the jackals. Also that combination of very sweet and absolutely savage in announcing his daughter's birth is *chef's kiss*.
@greatwhite5391
@greatwhite5391 2 жыл бұрын
Zzz
@greatwhite5391
@greatwhite5391 2 жыл бұрын
Free
@greatwhite5391
@greatwhite5391 2 жыл бұрын
U
@gllyflower
@gllyflower 2 жыл бұрын
Remember when he considered it an outrage (an outrage!) that anyone insinuated that an intern was filtering through the comments on his behalf? I don't know...I still find it hard to believe he's really reading the comments himself, but sometimes I feel halfway convinced...he seems just tickled enough with this segment...and aren't we all, aren't we all...
@PU_Ky
@PU_Ky 2 жыл бұрын
IKR! He was NOT being sarcastic. No matter what the card said, he really meant it. Congratulations Meyers family!
@elizabethlarson9655
@elizabethlarson9655 2 жыл бұрын
Whatever he says about the Jackals, Seth clearly loves us enough to give us the best correction. Congratulations on your new baby daughter!
@Kirritoo
@Kirritoo 2 жыл бұрын
Just so long as you don't ask one to cox a boat.....
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro 2 жыл бұрын
"He stays in his Lane." Is one of my favorite jokes this year. Happy Thanksgiving Seth, Crew & Jackals...
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
awww this was seriously touching. Seth shared the birth of his little girl with us jackals First! *and* gave us 18 minutes of Corrections! that’ll buy you a whole load of JLC (Jackal loyalty credits). I’m sure I speak for many jackals: Seth, we are thankful for your existence and for the creation of corrections. Pedantic and neurotic as we are, we are howling to the moon with delight for you and your family. Happy turkey day 🍂🍁🦃🧡 PS. hoping you went to the hospital nice and early this time
@meredithf.1022
@meredithf.1022 2 жыл бұрын
Perfectly said! All of it. 💖🐾
@maryroberts589
@maryroberts589 2 жыл бұрын
My husband doesn't understand how personal I feel the relationship is between Seth and we (us? No, definitely we!) Jackals, because he doesn't watch Corrections with me, making me seriously question why I remain married to him after 18 years. I was thrilled to be able to point out to him that Seth told us about the birth of his daughter before announcing it on the aired show with a studio audience. Jackals = Family!
@maryroberts589
@maryroberts589 2 жыл бұрын
@alumpyhorse As you probably already know by now, they planned for his wife to give birth at home to avoid the issues that arose with their sons due to her notoriously fast labor. 😉
@hollyhurley7789
@hollyhurley7789 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this before watching the Thanksgiving show, and I thought it was just a bit to use the name jokes. Congratulations to the Meyers family!
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
@@maryroberts589 it’s a real thing, I sense it in many of my fellow jackals. take a break from your husband and hang out with us for Corrections- it’s healthy to have a little space once in awhile :)
@nadiacalembe1546
@nadiacalembe1546 2 жыл бұрын
As a sister-in-law I can confirm that we are indeed just like the wife, with none of the intimacy and ALL the opinions 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Cash5YR
@Cash5YR 2 жыл бұрын
I'm taking off my Jackal paws to just say congratulations! What a wonderful piece of news to hear on Thanksgiving. Seriously, that is just amazing, and she is lucky to have such a great and funny Dad.
@alexvaraderey
@alexvaraderey 2 жыл бұрын
As both a comics fan and a comics dealer, that 'stays in his Lane' joke was perfection.
@mynameisbeech
@mynameisbeech 2 жыл бұрын
I got so excited for you when you said you had to correct how many kids you have, congrats! Hopefully she grows into her jackal paws!
@heatherm2140
@heatherm2140 2 жыл бұрын
Totally with you! So happy for the new pack member! 💕🐾
@neeag4112
@neeag4112 2 жыл бұрын
That fluffy baby was the best baby picture you could have shown to this pack of jackals... Congratulations on the non-fur version at home!
@sigil8386
@sigil8386 2 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought "Jackals stole his baby!". Congratulations, Seth.
@neeag4112
@neeag4112 2 жыл бұрын
@@KS-vk1hm jackal, oh jackal I bow to your knowledge.... Still fluffy, still cute though
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 2 жыл бұрын
@@sigil8386 Dingoes ate my baby. Thank you for reminding me.
@madisonfae
@madisonfae 2 жыл бұрын
Andy Samberg’s contact name being “Andy Samsonite” with his own personal ringtone was 10/10 gold
@oddsnends3446
@oddsnends3446 2 жыл бұрын
And that ringtone! LOL!
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
I started singing along
@TM-tr7re
@TM-tr7re 2 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard
@resileaf9501
@resileaf9501 2 жыл бұрын
I love it every time that Seth just calls him mid-show, asks him to do something random, then hangs up (sometimes without even saying bye) when he's done.
@ryankennedy9703
@ryankennedy9703 2 жыл бұрын
Had no idea there was even a remix until Andy called
@MyogaSama
@MyogaSama 2 жыл бұрын
"He stays in his Lane." had me rolling. I hope Seth and the team have a great holiday.
@richarquis
@richarquis 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is my favourite part. Fucking brilliant.
@kevinoliver2777
@kevinoliver2777 2 жыл бұрын
Yea I'm sad to say that it took me too long to get it
@christinegarrett7257
@christinegarrett7257 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on your daughter! I'm sure your wife is relieved that you are filming in studio and not in the attic. To all those who make the show happen, thank you for all your hard work. Corrections is just one way that this show stands out from other late night ones. While there are other late night shows that I watch and enjoy, this one has a connection with the audience at home that the others just don't. As someone else mentioned, you all made the transition back to a studio audience seamlessly, never losing that connection to those at home. That just goes to show the quality of work done by the entire staff of professionals behind the show and, of course, Seth. Taking internet comments and critiques and using them to make Corrections was genius and brave, given how many people love to be trolls and spew hatred. However, true jackals are respective to the show and each other (as far as I have seen) and want to make sure that the show maintains its high level of quality. The Emmy nomination was well-deserved. To all the jackals - from those who comment regularly to those (like me) who make occasional comments - thank you for the knowledge you have shared. I have learned a lot from you and I appreciate that the conversations remain civil, something that rarely happens online. Jackals are proof that comment sections can have critiques and debates without getting ugly. I think having Corrections helps to keep that level of civility because jackals know maintaining a sense of decorum will help result in the corrected information being shared. If jackals were just trolls, nobody would benefit from their knowledge because the comment section would be a dumpster fire.
@BWintJack
@BWintJack 2 жыл бұрын
Your thoughts are so well-said, and I agree wholeheartedly. Thank you for taking the time to articulate these thoughts; I especially agree that a good jackal should come from a place of love and a desire to teach. Comments sections devolve into unproductive bile far too often, to the detriment of everyone. Also.... you meant "respectful," not "respective." ;-)
@christinegarrett7257
@christinegarrett7257 2 жыл бұрын
@@BWintJack thanks for your positive comment and for politely pointing out my mistake. I'll leave it in so that people can see what you are referring to.
@nicoleiohnson7314
@nicoleiohnson7314 2 жыл бұрын
Well said!!
@LarsPeterA
@LarsPeterA 2 жыл бұрын
Kudos to whoever wrote “he stays in his lane”. One of the best punchlines ever! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
@squishsquall3159
@squishsquall3159 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Seinfeld joke
@gllyflower
@gllyflower 2 жыл бұрын
It took me sooooo long to get it.
@barbarabishop9362
@barbarabishop9362 2 жыл бұрын
@@gllyflower Worse yet - I only JUST got it. Argh. And I was even thinking how his love interests were Lana Lang and Lois LANE. Eesh.
@norinajimeno9377
@norinajimeno9377 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Scollins production
@roonil3931
@roonil3931 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was seth himself
@depoalkevin
@depoalkevin 2 жыл бұрын
Standing ovation for "he's stayinh in his lane"
@britanniadix5580
@britanniadix5580 2 жыл бұрын
NGL, I laughed loudly at that one - and kept going when it was obvious how proud Seth was of it, too.
@sixstringedthing
@sixstringedthing 2 жыл бұрын
Love the ringtone. And I love that Seth said "love you" to Andy... after he'd already tapped to end the call.
@sandrew021
@sandrew021 2 жыл бұрын
Seth is hands down the best late night show host.
@annadownya7754
@annadownya7754 2 жыл бұрын
A few years ago my friend was sick and they thought at first he may have had a stroke. (He didn't.) But he asked what may have caused the stroke and my response was, "the coxswain". The neurologist didn't think that was funny. I thought it was my best joke.
@dzd2371
@dzd2371 2 жыл бұрын
👏
@marysmith7765
@marysmith7765 2 жыл бұрын
It was 🤣
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you probably wouldn't understand neurologist humor, either. I think it's excellent.
@gmwillow
@gmwillow 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Fern635
@Fern635 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 I'm so sorry your wit went unappreciated. Excellent joke.
@davidfearnley1911
@davidfearnley1911 2 жыл бұрын
it's both. Saying "Beetlejuice" three times BOTH summons and vanquishes him. Hence the scene at the end where he's putting zips and pieces on metal over Geena Davis's mouth when she starts saying it.
@ianmccombie0
@ianmccombie0 2 жыл бұрын
Correctception
@sonicmoonshine4999
@sonicmoonshine4999 2 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling this was done so we could bring back the Beetlejuice impression from… wait for it… Samberg! Samberg! Samberg! I support this.
@aaroncorcoran5103
@aaroncorcoran5103 2 жыл бұрын
@@sonicmoonshine4999 I second this! Samberg! Samberg! Samberg!
@mirhurta77
@mirhurta77 2 жыл бұрын
I believe I have a correction for your correction on corrections: you mean vanish not vanquish.
@aaroncorcoran5103
@aaroncorcoran5103 2 жыл бұрын
@@mirhurta77 well, one doesn’t “vanish” another person. It’s not something you do to someone else.
@arthurdent9281
@arthurdent9281 2 жыл бұрын
The Mary-Kate and Lois Lane jokes were both fantastic :) Both caught me by surprise and I laughed myself silly. Congrats on your new baby daughter!
@Twinsfan1299
@Twinsfan1299 2 жыл бұрын
Correction: In order to use a jeweler's loupe, you need to hold the loupe right next to your eye (you mimed a magnifying glass, a common mistake to make).
@MrBreezeLI516
@MrBreezeLI516 2 жыл бұрын
" none of the intimacy, all of the opinions!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never heard that one amazingly!!
@moonstoneway2694
@moonstoneway2694 2 жыл бұрын
Wishing you a jackal-free Thanksgiving. Rest up Seth and enjoy a week off with your family. We'll be here when you get back.
@yeuxdal
@yeuxdal 2 жыл бұрын
🥰🥰🥰
@doodoobutter101
@doodoobutter101 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. We’ll be here. Waiting. Paws at the ready on our keyboards. 👨🏻‍💻🐾
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
there’s a lot of thankful jackals here- a baby girl and 18 minutes of corrections! happy T-day 🐾
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
hey Zippy, looks like a troll got hold of your account ?
@S.Pociecha
@S.Pociecha 2 жыл бұрын
I cannot wish Seth a jackal-free anything. Seth loves us, appreciates our collective erudition, and actively wants us to see him. Blessings on him and his whole family 💗
@pyromancersaber
@pyromancersaber 2 жыл бұрын
I died at "Which one of you was with her?!?" Congrats on the new baby!
@bencoolb
@bencoolb 2 жыл бұрын
Rowers are very particular about this: "crew team" is redundant. The coxswain is a member of the crew. Just like Seth thanked his crew (rather than his crew team) at the end of the episode.
@anonymoose5307
@anonymoose5307 2 жыл бұрын
You do get rid of Beetlejuice by saying his name 3 times. It summons him and gets rid of him. Bad jackals, bad!
@bonniewylie3287
@bonniewylie3287 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! An over-correction! Tsk tsk!
@mesmartgnome
@mesmartgnome 2 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a factory where they made Cheetos and technically, it is a sauce. More of a slurry really. While it is a powder, it is mixed in with oils from frying making a very very messy slurry that take 4 hours to clean. In summary, Seth was technically correct in calling it a sauce.
@AprylZA
@AprylZA 2 жыл бұрын
"Slurry." nuff said. =0+
@mesmartgnome
@mesmartgnome 2 жыл бұрын
@@AprylZA not really
@doodoobutter101
@doodoobutter101 2 жыл бұрын
Seth got lost in the sauce.
@psycogeek1031
@psycogeek1031 2 жыл бұрын
Dried fried and petrified , sauce.
@sammygirl6910
@sammygirl6910 2 жыл бұрын
We definitely didn't need to know that.
@leighkamp9457
@leighkamp9457 2 жыл бұрын
I had the same problem regarding criticism when giving your child a name. I chose to tell everyone that since my husband was German, we were planning on naming "it" either Rapunzel or Rumpelstiltskin that way when they got their real name at birth no one complained.
@elyssay3157
@elyssay3157 2 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious and brilliant! It's a good thing I'm not in your family, though. My automatic nickname the kid would be Rapunzel or Rumplestilkskin.
@benjaminspurlock9651
@benjaminspurlock9651 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Corrections is what made me pay closer attention to Seth's humor. His ability to adapt to and build a rapport with the jackals is amazing, and now I'm as hooked as anyone roaming the streets for a baby carrot fix. Which means, naturally, I have to give a correction. Someone who you go to for a deal is a 'contact,' not a 'connect.' Happy Thanksgiving to Seth, the team, and all of the jackals. May we have even more to be thankful for next year.
@realityjunky
@realityjunky 2 жыл бұрын
Good catch!
@johnscheffer9018
@johnscheffer9018 2 жыл бұрын
Eh, in street lingo, at least on the East coast, your "guy" is also called a "connect"
@realityjunky
@realityjunky 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnscheffer9018 Cool! I love insider lingo. 😎
@benjaminspurlock9651
@benjaminspurlock9651 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnscheffer9018 Hah, I admit that I'm not terribly familiar with the East Coast's lingo, so I'm willing to defer to your judgment on that. :)
@danni1993
@danni1993 2 жыл бұрын
CONGRATULATIONS on your new, precious baby girl!!!
@juliaconnell
@juliaconnell 2 жыл бұрын
LOL - sarcastic or not (we know you love us Seth) - I'm really really thankful for you Seth, for Corrections - for your wonderful crew laughing in the background - (and working to put this all together - thanks to ALL involved) - this early Corrections was a treat, as it is each and every week - Corrections brings me - ( and I know I lot of others) - joy and gratitude every week, it is always a gem, each and every week - *THANK YOU* 🐾 🐾 🐾 💖😘
@Mariethechaotic
@Mariethechaotic 2 жыл бұрын
Aww, I was expecting some last minute sass but then you actually went genuine. We love you and corrections too, Seth!
@zellin9958
@zellin9958 2 жыл бұрын
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@johnscheffer9018
@johnscheffer9018 2 жыл бұрын
Correction: The pilgrims did not have a long "boat ride." They had a long "ship ride." Even today, there are few boats capable of crossing the Atlantic. Congratulations on little Mary Kate Jackal! Added 12/2: I really don't like to do more than one correction a week, because it's embarrassing for everyone; but listening to this again, it should be noted that (if we're doing flubs) the female pilgrim was pronounced "pigram," and, more importantly, that WG Harding "had a malaprop that then..." should be "had had a malaprop...," which would be the past perfect or pluperfect tense, i.e., the past of the past. This is because Harding spoke the malaprop before it became accepted, yet the whole episode is in the past. I'm not really proud of these, but there's the truth and then everything else.
@wholeshebang1
@wholeshebang1 2 жыл бұрын
Tecnically, they had a "long voyage on a ship."
@playnicechannel
@playnicechannel 2 жыл бұрын
At the risk of cross jackal conflict. The Mayflower may be considered a ship, but even lockdown seasoned citizens would struggle on that voyage. During the voyage, the 102 Mayflower passengers lived primarily on the gun deck. The length of the deck from stem to stern was about 80 feet, of which about 12 feet at the back belonged to the gun room and was off-limits to the passengers. The width at the widest part was about 24 feet. This means the living space for all 102 people was only about 58 feet by 24 feet. Only 40 of the 102 were actually “pilgrims” (ie puritans in search of both religious freedom and economic opportunity). The rest were simply on the journey for a chance of prosperity. The “technical” definition of a ship is any water conveyance which displaces at least 500 tonnes. On the other hand almost every American billionaire owns a yacht bigger than the Mayflower. But all jackals can agree we wouldn’t want to share that space for 66 days at the height of the North Atlantic storm season.
@henrikgr88
@henrikgr88 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing corrections lasting more than 15 minutes makes me so happy 🥰🥰
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
made me truly thankful on T-day!
@carolinebarrett4736
@carolinebarrett4736 2 жыл бұрын
Lol me too, could listen to him talk about anything all night long 😆
@siobhandobson7535
@siobhandobson7535 2 жыл бұрын
I’m honored that you wanted the jackals to be the first to know about your baby girl! I can’t wait to see a picture and hear the story, hopefully your wife got to have the baby somewhere much more comfortable than the lobby floor. I can’t tell you what your show has meant to me the last couple years. You and the sea captain, and Wally, and Amber, and the rest of your laughing crew have given me such joy when joy was hard to find. Corrections is brilliant and I’m still pissed that it lost the Emmy. It’s nice to still have this bit that feels like the show did without the audience for the last year. Thank you for that. Happy Thanksgiving.
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 2 жыл бұрын
Well technically his wife's doctor was the first to know.
@paulganczar2722
@paulganczar2722 2 жыл бұрын
They'll get a 'Pity Emmy' next time.
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
well said and from the heart, like a true jackal 🐾🧡
@meredithf.1022
@meredithf.1022 2 жыл бұрын
Beautifully said! 💖🐾
@lb5368
@lb5368 2 жыл бұрын
Beautifully said, and so close to what I was thinking! Thank you for sharing - this group of writers, the crew, and Seth definitely helped ease the struggle for me too. The Jon Oliver running bit about Adam Driver might have helped, too 🤣😳
@luizalacava3737
@luizalacava3737 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the baby, couldn't be happier for you and your wife ❤
@dorisdittmer1169
@dorisdittmer1169 2 жыл бұрын
" he stays in his Lane" is awesomest line ever! Brilliant! Love Baby Jackal. Perfect. CONGRATULATIONS on the birth of your new little wonder. I know will hear all about her soon. Thank you Seth for being you! You've made the COVID times so much more bearable.
@daricsztajer792
@daricsztajer792 2 жыл бұрын
So thankful for CORRECTIONS. It makes everyone's lives better.
@ivyinabottle
@ivyinabottle 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on the baby girl, Seth, and happy thanksgiving!! I’m thankful for Corrections and Seth’s team for getting me through this year ❤️
@sinahaase9923
@sinahaase9923 2 жыл бұрын
Same! ♥️ Happy Thanksgiving!
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
Perfectly said!
@baylinkdashyt
@baylinkdashyt 2 жыл бұрын
In this week's Corrections, moreso than in most weeks, Seth demonstrates that facet of professional comedy measured by *how many separate laughs* you can get out of the same joke. If you can get 19, er, 5... you're a pro.
@dachtlerfamily7151
@dachtlerfamily7151 2 жыл бұрын
Correction: During the coxswain bit there was an error. You don’t call it a “crew team”. You can call it a rowing team or simply a “crew”. “Rowing” and “crew” are in fact the same sport; the word “crew” is used by American schools and colleges to refer to the sport of rowing. The term comes from the nautical term for people who operate a boat-the term “crew team” is therefore redundant. Outside of the academic sphere, the sport is simply known as rowing.
@Ardeus66
@Ardeus66 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, Seth, on your new baby girl! As a side note, when we saw you and Amber during the Thanksgiving Day Parade, my daughter said, “hey that’s the guy you watch on your phone!” It was great! Happy Thanksgiving to you, your crew, and your families!
@Xeiom
@Xeiom 2 жыл бұрын
That Lois Lane joke was brilliant, I appreciate that not everyone was going to get it but it was the highlight of this corrections for me.
@Zuraneve
@Zuraneve 2 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed out loud for that one. And I'm going to replay it for my better half when he gets home.
@SJ-vb3tg
@SJ-vb3tg 2 жыл бұрын
i actually laughed watching seth
@jackintheville
@jackintheville 2 жыл бұрын
The highlight wasn’t his announcement of their baby girl? Pure jackal energy on that one
@alanayates1409
@alanayates1409 2 жыл бұрын
…. And this is the moment I finally got that joke 😂
@annebruecks7381
@annebruecks7381 2 жыл бұрын
@@alanayates1409 It took me 2 watches with a day in between 😆
@MartsEntertainment
@MartsEntertainment 2 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely phenomenal! Hilarious tomfoolery at its quintessential best! Seth’s voice and delivery captivate this set of ears, aurally inseminating my brain with pure electrifying joy! Mazel Tov on Adelaide, what first came to mind was Elliott Smith’s song Sweet Adelaide, which is absolutely beautiful. Please extend my gratitude to Sal, Mikey the Shoe, Fred, Wally, Amber, and all the Late Night Crew(even the graphics department). Thank you. We love you.
@sevensabrina
@sevensabrina 2 жыл бұрын
Corrections is getting cozier and cozier. Thank you for being a spot of consistent comfort, Seth!
@zellin9958
@zellin9958 2 жыл бұрын
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@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 2 жыл бұрын
You know the real reason we watch any of this is really just to watch Seth crack up.
@gllyflower
@gllyflower 2 жыл бұрын
That Beetlejuice impressions cracked him up as much as us it was clear ha
@jerminfestedmedia
@jerminfestedmedia 2 жыл бұрын
I feel Seth could name his daughter Jackeline
@dohrk
@dohrk 2 жыл бұрын
I scrolled to see if this joke was posted. Nicely done.
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 2 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to hear him say that.
@thamessider
@thamessider 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, I was convinced he was leading up to that.
@jerminfestedmedia
@jerminfestedmedia 2 жыл бұрын
@@thamessider next time i guess
@katla_phc
@katla_phc 2 жыл бұрын
@@thamessider same here...the jackal train of thought is strong
@margarethorton6433
@margarethorton6433 2 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to thank you--everyone at Light Night--for all the effort that goes into this gutsy & genius little segment. Every week, it brings me a little spark of much-needed joy. You have somehow taken the most irritating things about the internet (& people), & carefully transformed them back into my favorite things about the internet (& people).
@elyssay3157
@elyssay3157 2 жыл бұрын
No Corrections today 😢 Did they take this past week off? Both times I tuned in were reruns.
@fionaclaphamhoward5876
@fionaclaphamhoward5876 2 жыл бұрын
The bit with the three calls to and from Andy Samsonite, complete with the Lonely Island ring tone, and then Seth completely losing it and cracking up at the end - pure jackal heaven! Thank you Seth, I'm a Kiwi and we don't do Thanksgiving but nonetheless I'm thankful for you and for Late Night and especially for Corrections. See me in a couple of weeks.
@kevinfernando
@kevinfernando 2 жыл бұрын
Corrects is the best segment in any late night show in a long time
@endofthetunnel66
@endofthetunnel66 2 жыл бұрын
best thing since Craig Ferguson's "gay robot skeleton"
@trickwillis
@trickwillis 2 жыл бұрын
“Masturbating Bear” segment on Late Night with Conan O’Brien on NBC 1990s
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
and then top it off with any and all lonely island gems
@Invariel
@Invariel 2 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, I was thankful during our assigned time: last month. However, today I am still thankful that this segment exists. Thank you Seth and crew for turning a joke into a recurring segment and keeping it for us, the jackals.
@Imeatingchocolate
@Imeatingchocolate 2 жыл бұрын
Your assigned time! :' )
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 жыл бұрын
The epitome of Sorry, Not Sorry
@eileennovak1656
@eileennovak1656 2 жыл бұрын
🦃 Gobble, gobble 'till you wobble! 🦃 Let us be truly thankful for the many blessings CORRECTIONS has bestowed upon us. Amen. 🙏
@realityjunky
@realityjunky 2 жыл бұрын
GOLD GOLD GOLD!!!! Even the new thumbnail photo reflects the relaxed, laughs-first essence of the show's new style. Such a happy show!!!
@asterix7842
@asterix7842 2 жыл бұрын
Traders Joe’s is the plural of Trader Joe’s, like “Attorneys General”.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 жыл бұрын
Well then like "Sergeants Major" instead of "Sergeant Majors", would it be Traders Joe? And don't say it so loud, some Q nut who doesn't even speak english will turn that into "Traitors Joe" and bots will make it every 5th comment on CNN, thinking it's somehow a meme.
@henrikhanssen6321
@henrikhanssen6321 2 жыл бұрын
“Stays in his Lane!” Bravo! I cried.
@jaimec1596
@jaimec1596 2 жыл бұрын
Happy we still get these segments sans audience. Love hearing the crew's laughter...... or awkward silence 😆
@olgag1368
@olgag1368 2 жыл бұрын
I love Seth. He’s quickly become my favorite late night host over the past year. Congratulations on your baby girl!!!
@TC_here
@TC_here 2 жыл бұрын
Correction on corrections.. they actually tried to send Beetlejuice back by saying his name 3 times but he kept stopping them .. So you can get rid of Beetlejuice by saying his name 3 times (unless he gets married). And yes i have watched the movie far more times than id like to admit..
@PowerGlove79
@PowerGlove79 2 жыл бұрын
I would admit to watching it any amount of times. It's a classic
@willowwatson4130
@willowwatson4130 2 жыл бұрын
Immediately looked for this
@MTCesquire
@MTCesquire 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the Beetlejuice cartoon. Never would've even thought to watch the movie if I didn't love the cartoon so much.
@Milaaq302
@Milaaq302 2 жыл бұрын
Yes it both summons and dismisses. Like the phrase "excuse me, sir!"
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
this 👏😂
@jutschbert4814
@jutschbert4814 2 жыл бұрын
congratulations to your new baby girl! we jackals feel honoured to hear about her before the rest of the "normal" audience. She is a lucky girl to have you as a dad.
@alicial1239
@alicial1239 2 жыл бұрын
So nice to be appreciated! Congratulations Seth, on your lovely new daughter❣️
@lesleyghostdragon3149
@lesleyghostdragon3149 2 жыл бұрын
With gratitude: Years ago, the KZfaq algorithm suggested I might like "Late Night with Seth Meyers" (which I diddly do and dutifully binge watched). And then, with a little "help" from the jackals, Seth fathered his beautiful creation, Corrections. And, lo, the algorithm delivered again. "A Very Special Corrections" indeed. Best wishes to you all xo
@debbiedoodiedandi
@debbiedoodiedandi 2 жыл бұрын
I was already excited about seeing the Meyers family on the show tonight, but now I'm even more excited to hear about the latest addition to the Meyers brood!
@TheRealLeesyKate
@TheRealLeesyKate 2 жыл бұрын
Seth demanding Andy does an impression and then immediately hanging up on him in this segment is my favourite thing.
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
love, love Andy -Popstar is the absolute best, I need to go back and watch that again. & all of the lonely island stuff. Seth has really great friends- John Mulaney, Fred Armisen, Bill Hader- how do they even come up for air when they’re together they must be laughing so hard
@Nathankinamorh
@Nathankinamorh 2 жыл бұрын
On the show Andy mentioned how he almost picked up in the Bathroom for a call. 🤣
@GiveZeeAChance
@GiveZeeAChance 2 жыл бұрын
I look forward to Corrections more than I've ever looked forward to a holiday. Thank you as always
@chrisThurt4269
@chrisThurt4269 2 жыл бұрын
I want to thank you for bringing your family onto the show and having a Thanksgiving show. I am new to your program this year and I had no idea you did that. I LOVE IT! It really made me feel like you were kind of bringing your audience into your family in a way. Thank you and Bless you and your whole family!
@sashapaloooza
@sashapaloooza 2 жыл бұрын
Thankful for corrections, the jackals for making this possible, and this running bit with Andy Samberg (plus points on his ringtone, one of Lonely Island's best :D) Thank you Seth, Wally, the graphics team, and all the writers for being so amazing for us this year! And congratulations, Seth on your baby jackal
@andyarden9292
@andyarden9292 2 жыл бұрын
What about Schumacher? #PantomimeVillainsMatter 🐺
@sashapaloooza
@sashapaloooza 2 жыл бұрын
@@andyarden9292 Oh of course! and Baze too :D
@ruth4492
@ruth4492 2 жыл бұрын
'He stays in his lane' had me rolling 😂😂
@slyjokerg
@slyjokerg 2 жыл бұрын
Seth, you have the best talk show in the USA, and it continues to be the best thing that happened as a result of the series of events that stemmed from NBC fucking over Conan. Don't stop doing your Mike Lindell impression and don't stop being a sarcastic smart ass, even when you mean what you are saying.
@bubblesezblonde
@bubblesezblonde 2 жыл бұрын
The ancient, leather-bound O.E.D encompassed an entire heavy library table. It can now now be accessed via internet with a local library account. This jackel appreciates your work.
@pamelatimmins1055
@pamelatimmins1055 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Seth and wife, a baby girl so sweet. You are so funny Seth.
@elphieofkiamoko
@elphieofkiamoko 2 жыл бұрын
He stays In his Lane I'm obsessed Corn is absolutely a grain, but this mistake is so common I won't hold it against you xD
@pechaa
@pechaa 2 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t it depend on the context? In a botanical or taxonomic or some such context, it’s a grain. From a culinary perspective, corn is a vegetable - unless, of course it’s ground into a meal, grits, or flour.
@shirljohnson9876
@shirljohnson9876 2 жыл бұрын
Omg! Congratulations! I got so excited like it was happening here! That's wonderful. Very happy for you all.
@famousgoldentouch
@famousgoldentouch 2 жыл бұрын
Ps: congrats on your „best correction ever“ - i wish you luck, health and all the best, new Meyers family member 😉🐾♥️
@tamaraandersson2532
@tamaraandersson2532 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on the new baby! I'm thankful for the decision to keep this segment going, for Seth and the whole team, and for my fellow jackals! This comment section is the best!
@Whatever_works
@Whatever_works 2 жыл бұрын
You do realize I am in love with corrections!!! 🌞💕
@elizabethgrogan8377
@elizabethgrogan8377 2 жыл бұрын
The naming a baby thing hits so close to home. We decided on our daughter's name and everyone loved it. She is named after my late cousin, a wonderful woman who died from complications from lupus. She was an artist, kind and caring and could turn anything into a joke. So I would just like to thank Seth and his writers for not hopping on the "Karen " train.
@jams6544
@jams6544 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, Seth!!!! Congratulations for your new little baby girl, I feel so happy for you and your whole family !!!
@JustMeJH
@JustMeJH 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to you and your family, Seth!
@Galvamel
@Galvamel 2 жыл бұрын
Corrections: You also banish Beetlejuice by saying his name three times, it was the main conflict during the climax of the movie.
@MadAboutBrows
@MadAboutBrows 2 жыл бұрын
Favorite KZfaq page 🥰 I liked Seth before the pandemic, but have completely fallen for him since. Congrats from a grateful jackal! I'm not even mad you posted a day early, thus depriving me of a bday corrections episode 😘
@AndrewMcColl
@AndrewMcColl 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the 'Cambridge Spies' nod. That was a great mini-series.
@aleksandrasocha6365
@aleksandrasocha6365 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the press isn’t reporting that Seth had a child because it’s just us Jackals who watch Corrections. It feels like we’re a part of Seth’s inner circle cause we got to hear the news first :)
@aleks-33
@aleks-33 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he told us first!!!
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
16:30 and he showed us a picture!
@meredithf.1022
@meredithf.1022 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this Corrections within 25 minutes of it posting on KZfaq. I was impressed to see that within the hour, Seth's Wikipedia page was updated to say he had three children, and this segment was listed as where/when he announced her birth. Strands to reason that Jackals would be editing Wikipedia! 💖🐾
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
@@meredithf.1022 Love that
@lb5368
@lb5368 2 жыл бұрын
@@meredithf.1022 the Venn diagram of these 2 populations probably looks like the coffee ring we would leave under our Jackal-Intern mugs 🤣
@deeraz
@deeraz 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the baby and happy thanksgiving! Also, I must say, that walk to the Mary-Kate punchline, that was next level - it was an emotional roller-coaster :D
@mattlarson7784
@mattlarson7784 2 жыл бұрын
Stays in his Lane- I literally laugh/sneezed/farted. In my defense, the sycamore next door has some potent pollen, and that was a really good joke.
@mthwnicodemus
@mthwnicodemus 2 жыл бұрын
Love that you saved this for corrections! Thanks for sharing this with us! Congratulations and love to you and your family, Seth!
@thisfatgirlruns6710
@thisfatgirlruns6710 2 жыл бұрын
Corrections are my favourite segment! Congratulations on the new baby!
@dusseau13
@dusseau13 2 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I am wrong, but among the many great comedians of today, Seth and John Oliver stand at the top of comedy genius.
@Roanmonster
@Roanmonster 2 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to point out to Seth that the jackals have now also infiltrated other late night shows such as Stephen Colberts and I'm wondering if he is now also required to do corrections for Stephen
@BonafideGail
@BonafideGail 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know this was even available until Seth's father mentioned it at the end of the Thanksgiving Day show! This is great! Oh yes, and congratulations on that beautiful new baby!
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