If only laws were this thought out and fast in actual government

As a european (UK excluded), translating mph to km/h was really helpful and I appreciate your open-mindedness.

With the X% power ones I'm just imagining lawsuits based on whether the gum was thrown at over 50% power and at the trial the assailant would testify their innocence by throwing gum twice as hard

New Law: anyone who brings their babies to a movie theater knowing damn well that they can start crying at any moment should be blacklisted from all movie theaters across the globe.

Personally, I'm against throwing your drink in the faces of those who talk near you in the movie theater, strictly because it's very likely to be a soft drink in a paper or thin plastic cup, meaning that those in the immediate vicinity will become hit by the splash radius of the drink in question.

2 points worth consideration in regards to the “check out” bill: 1.What if they get their coupon(s) ready before it’s their turn in line so it doesn’t actually take extra time at checkout? (As most coupons only need to have a barcode scanned)I believe that under that circumstance an amendment should be added exempting/reducing the extent of punishment, as they are clearly being mindful of those around them as opposed to just assuming that everyone has all the time in the world. 2. In the event that it is found that an individual has approached the counter with the intent to use a coupon and said coupon is expired and the individual in question persist to use it anyway you are aloud to beat them from behind with the nearest liftable heavy object, but you only receive one swing. However if you wait for them to devolve into a full on Richard/Karen* you receive an additional swing for every 15 seconds that you endure of pigheaded idiocy. Of course, the store will be responsible for hiring staff with the responsibility of removing unconscious or seriously injured individuals that have been made subject to this law.(maybe the greeters at Walmart will finally have a real job there?)

Throwing with 60% power, what does that mean? Wouldn't it be better to use joule as is common for things that are shot with? Either that or measure it in microsnickers, though that might get confusing.

This series of events definitely happened to Zach recently

This video deserves a sequel where Zach collaborates with Ryan George in a mix of Zach and Ryan's styles that operates similarly to this one but actually addresses real laws actually in the books that are bonkers (e.g. unmarried pregnant women are not allowed to parachute on Sundays in Florida).

New law: When walking outside if someone passes by and stares at you the entire time then you are allowed to tell them a GTA insult that the main character says while showing them a middle finger with no consequences.

Anyone who waits till they get to the front of the line at a fast food restaurant to look at the menu must immediately must get sent to the back of the line and if they refuse you are legally allowed to physically move them against their will to the back of the line. Also if they are larger then you or you are incapable to do so, the rest of the line must pitch in to amend this wrong.

A few notes: For the first law, give them an additional former yugoslav republic of macedonia or two to account for disabled people as well. Also, you might want to reduce the speed limit of hitting the pedestrian to about 10-15 mph. 20 mph gives a 15% chance of the pedestrian dying, and 25 mph gives over 20% for death. That seems excessive for only 5 former yugoslav republic of macedonias. For the second law, there needs to be some major changes. Instead of being per coupon used, have it be a time limit as well. This way if someone uses relatively few coupons (either because they need to save on cash or because they're from a lower income area, neither of which should be punished), they won't get harassed by the other shoppers. HOWEVER, if you're a serial coupon collector and hold up the line for like 10 minutes, you deserve to get the entire bunch of candy by the checkout dumped on you (INCLUDING the full-size butter fingers) For the third law, maybe no brass knuckles. Rings? Yeah, those should be allowed. Brass Knuckles, however, are capable of some SERIOUS damage. It might be a tad overkill for someone talking during a Marvel Movie. However, it can be allowed for the secondary clause of that person sitting DIRECTLY in front of you when basically no one else is in the movie theater.

there should be a law against people who walk slowly and horizontally in a group blocking the path for everyone trying to walk behind them

The fact he said Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia 5 times in a row instead of North Macedonia has made him a national hero in the country (I wish I was joking). Prepare to have a national holiday named in your honor

Gov needs him

For the last one i propose that -you can choose where ever you want to move to sit in the theater (as to not promote violence first, since there are also empty seats since there are two of you) -if the person still talks too much that it disturbs you even though you have moved then this matter shall be judged by a medieval style trial by combat, the winner shall be the righteous one and can throw the unfortunate one's popcorn at them at precisely 23 mph, any throwing speed exceeding or below will result in a second trial by combat, of which the winner shall throw the unfortunate one's popcorn again, but this time speed limit is neglected, except the unfortunate one's shall buy a new popcorn for the winner, while being forced to leave the movie theater.

I propose that we allow retail, restaurant or other similar types of workers to pepper spray one costumer a year without consequences. I am dead serious this should be a thing.

There is a law that you can't have ice cream in your back pocket in one of the states. I forget which one, but it had something to do with people using it to lure and steal horses. So the most unrealistic part of this video isn't the content of the laws, but rather that it took a single stamp to get them passed.

If a couple is walking down the sidewalk very slowly while holding hands and they don't give you enough space to walk around then you are allowed to shove your way passed and crop dust them.

Seriously how can you upload daily and still have this high quality? I'm impressed!

you are gonna lose it when you find out that the former yugoslav republic of macedonia is not their name anymore

You forgot the laws for the people that are kicking your chair throughout the journey or movie in a bus, plane or a movie. I propose being assigned a special unit which would locate the culprit's living spaces and kick them to the brink of death. If you ask them to stop more than 3x times during the incident you are allowed to shoot them on the stop with no further legal actions taken against you as a consequence

I am in favor of the death sentence for political corruption. 😅

I’ve been involved in the drafting of actual laws and this is remarkably spot on, except for the speed, it takes MUCH more discussion.

The check and coupon thing is even worse for the cashier, who almost always has to relearn how to process a check, and/or ask for assistance from the shift lead.

As a law student I often think some laws are written like this.

I can’t even process how incredibly creative you have to be to come up with new sketches every single day without loosing any quality. It’s mindblowing! Keep up the good work, but take a break as soon as you need it, everyone would understand that. I hope you will never loose fun making your videos, you make me laugh every day since it discovered you. Thanks a lot for that and have a merry Christmas!

I feel the movie needs another clause. I call it the Baby clause: If a baby is brought in the movie theater, the movie may be paused and the adult curbstomped by the 4 nearest people. All others may give the milk dud punch. The baby will be dropped kicked by the first person to inflict the baby clause.

Man I wish our House of Representatives could actually represent us this well and the senators who are supposed to represent state interests actually represented the interests of the people of the state, because these laws would unquestionably be popular and teach people to STOP BEING DUMB!!!

I can't wait for these laws to be acted out in the Zack Star Himself Cinematic Universe.

I've never seen someone pay with a check for groceries ever. only cash or card. I don't think most stores in the states even take Check

I have a feeling that last one was directed specifically at someone talking at a premiere screening of No Way Home that Zach was at. Can't be a coincidence lol

I wish real politics was anywhere near this reasonable.

I propose that Zach is to write all new laws from here on out, both state and federal.

them deciding which kinds of movies you were allowed to punch someone with brass knuckles with warmed my heart, especially the marvel one

As an American, I can confirm converting miles to kilometers does so little to help anything that even we’re onboard.

I propose an extra clause with the coupon law, that if you're using coupons but manage to catch the candy with your teeth in midair, you're allowed to keep it for free. This would appease both those using coupons and those throwing, as the ones who use coupons can at least have a chance at getting free snacks so they're less likely to complain.

We need part 2-10 of this series ASAP!

My mother paid with coupons one time. This was about 8 months ago, both her and my father had gotten laid off because of covid so money got tight fast, and she was doing her damn best to feed us. The people behind us got so annoyed that my mother was almost in tears, because they were berating her, it took me telling them all to shut the fuck up, and then the cashier to tell them all off because clearly money was an issue for us, before they all just shut up finally. Leave people who pay with coupons alone you prick's.

Movie theater theme punch 😂😂😂 holy fuck that made my Christmas morning so much better

The candy bar and soda options really leave out consideration for the minimum wage employees who have to clean them up, for which I propose an entirely different law discussion on what is legal for employees to do when customers are shitty

One Mamungkukumpurangkuntjunya Hill or maybe 2 to account for old people should suffice, nobody would be offended by it since nobody knows where it's from

Why does this sound more efficient than any gathering of politicians ever?

That first law is the exact reason I move quickly when walking in a parking lot, or signal a car through unless they've given me right of way. This kind of reminds me of "If Being Annoying was a Job" by Ryan George.

I would like to point out for the slow people walking law that disabled and, as they mentioned, old people exist, some of which simply cannot go that fast, and also do not deserve to be killed for it. :) And before anyone says that if you can tell they're disabled, something else applies, I would like to add that people with invisible disabilities exist. P.S. People who have hurt anything that's needed for walking and have to slow because of it would also fall in this group. Yes, I understand it's a sketch for fun, it's just rubbing me the wrong way and I felt the need to mention it for...reasons?

Cashiers everywhere now upset by needing to clean up soda spills everytime someone has coupons. The law should make the coupon user liable for any mess made as a consequence of their actions.

Ah yes, punish using checks. An equally legal and valid form of payment.

As someone from Connecticut i will now be using this. Thanks zach

I propose that a fistful of popcorn be a viable replacement for the milkdud. I think the crunching sound might add to the effect.

I love your videos dude, looking forward to your videos each and every day. Keep up the good work

My dad refuses to pay for groceries with credit and writes a check every time. I’m not opposed to someone throwing gum at him for this.

You know I could definitely agree with these laws…especially the movie one. Awesome vid had me smiling like crazy. 😄💜👍

Riding on a high of your videos lately. Love them. Sad to see the 25 days are about to be over. Hopefully you'll upload regularly even after the 25 days are over.

(Drops folder on the table) I call be BS on not using Mississippi for it is darn near the perfect timing of a second, other than that I am all for everything else...aslo...can I line Milk duds in my knuckles and still clock them across the jaw?

I propose that for every screaming kid in a theater, you are allowed one life scarring insult per kid, per 2 screams. And if the parental figure that is with them complains, you get to dump a slushie on them. If you do not have a slushie, one will be provided for you and in the absence of a parental figure…. one will be provided for you.

Coupons should be fine if the store scans them, and they don't argue if the coupon isn't applicable if they get a wrong item or if it is expired. If they argue then the applied rules are valid.

New law: if someone brings a baby to a theater the parent/parents will automatically be banned from the concession stands for one viewing. If the baby cries or makes a noise people can and are encouraged to bully the parents into leaving by, putting gum in their hair, insults (mainly about who brings a baby to a movie), and throwing snacks or drinks at them.

Really hope there is a part 2 for this!

The percentages in power and short sentence counts would make it literally impossible for me to return a guilty verdict if I was a juror

Good thing they considered the packaging when throwing gum and candy bars

I feel like the coupon law should be given a time limit…. You telling me you’re gonna pass up BOGO on you favorite things?

One is vehicular manslaughter and the rest are assault, I’m completely fine with this

I would propose an amendment to the checkout law. If the customer has the coupons ready, and is only using a couple of them, I believe they should be given an exemption as they are clearly trying not to take up everyone's time, they just want to save a little money. I believe the law should be used to punish those who would abuse coupons, not those who use them responsibly.

My new law is when someone listens to something out loud without using headphones/earbuds/whatever on the bus, it is permissible to throw their phone out the bus window or door.

This is way too productive to simulate how laws are made

Thaaaannkkk you!! This was awesome again 😊 Merry Christmas Zach 🎄🎅🎀

I love how professional this is while covering normal annoyances

New law: if someone says “You Too” in an inappropriate scenario, you are legally allowed to take half of the sold products for yourself. Alternatively you can smack them across the jaw with a Whiffleball bat. If you do not have one, one will be provided for you

The first law, is the one the I see the most, for sure. We should, at the very least, make it socially acceptable to honk at a person making a long ass diagonally beeline for their vehicle.

New Law: If you work as a cashier or restaurant servant and the customer is being annoying (still defying what annoying exactly means), you can throw whatever is in your hand right now or at your very near vicinity at them at any speed (because facing off against an entitled b!tch is very annoying and nobody should experience it) and if they keep annoying you you may use any drastical measure against them, which includes killing them with no consequences.

The amount of research you do just for a skit lol love it keep it up happy holidays

Legit my biggest pet peeve in a theater. A people around you won't stop talking. B kids around you won't stop talking. C phones going off in theaters.

New law proposal. When you're driving on the highway and two trucks block both lanes you're allowed to slam your car into their rear (not recommended) Second, when two or three people walk together on the sidewalk you're allowed to push through them and say: "exSQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE me" in a super high pitched voice

😂😂The New Marvel Movie had me. Was watching No Way Home yesterday and a group of people got in late talking and took a while to sit down. My exact feelings 😂I was like. Who has a cinema themes snack I can use to punch these guys

Coupon one is a bit harsh, especially in these tough economic times.

The discrimination of states lmfaooo this creative bro this was hella funny

This is amazing, I wish we had laws like that!=)

formal yugoslav republic of north macedonia* (greece made them change their name)

What if the person in the movie theater is eating really loudly.

In regards to the candy bar one, I want to make one addendum: if it turns out that they are allergic to nuts, which are included in the candy bar you just threw at them, you can wait five Conneticuts before giving them the epi-pen.

Is paying with checks at a grocery store actually a thing in the US?

0:35 thank you❤️

Yo I catch these as soon as they come out.

Headcanon this is the same office building where things are named in the Ryanverse

people that go below the speed limit for no apparent reason should have their licences taken away and when they get it back have to put a sticker on the back side of their car to shame them (open to possible suggestions for the sticker), and if caught again they should not get a permit ever again for any kind of vehicle.

New Law: If a fast food employee gets your food wrong you should be allowed to throw one of the many open water bottles left sitting in your car at them ONLY if the bottle is half full. Full bottles may be thrown if this is the second time this week it’s happened, and if it’s specifically a Taco Bell or a Dunkin Donuts you may throw a steaming hot thermos of Black Coffee at the window receptionist.

'Movie theater'-themed punch is my new favorite thing.

This could be an entire series

As a european (UK excluded), translating mp/h to km/h was really helpful and I appreciate your open-mindedness.

As an Australian I thank you for the unit conversion. I also pitty the fact that you have to live in a country use measurements was created by a drunk mathematician rolling dice. (Yes I stole that from Reddit)

We need a sequel for this

my man just dropped EVERY POSSIBLE BRAND in a 4 min video lmaoo love u dude

As a law student, this will be an absolute nightmare of a legislation. How the fuck are you gonna estimate the % of power applied during the scene 😂😂😂😂 Me dying just thinking about the funny shit that'll take place in courts if these are actually applicable 😂😂😂😂😂

Zach’s hatred of annoying humans will fuel content on this channel for eternity (hopefully)

We need a part 2

definitely need a part 2

Another good law idea: If a given patent is deemed to be "necessary for the immediate public good", it should be bought by the government from the patent owners for a reasonable prices (i.e. covering the research costs) and made freely available. This would prevent problems like people and governments not being able to get enough covid vaccines or insulin for their people.

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If anyone shows up to your home uninvited, you are allowed to throw them from the front door, Fresh Prince of Bel Air-style. They are legally required to cooperate. a. If you live in an apartment, you may kick them down one(1) flight of stairs, instead. You must warn the intruder before doing so by announcing "I am going to kick you, now", so they may attempt to roll down safely. b. If you live in a ground floor home without a proper front door (i.e. tent, cardbord box, your car) you may attempt one(1) pro wrestling finishing move that is not the Power Bomb. All variants of the Power Bomb are considered an excessive response to invasion of space. c. This law does not apply to police investigating a crime, animals wandering around, or children forced by their school to sell terrible candy. Attempting to "Jazzy Jeff" the police is not a legal defense of your home.

This guy passing laws better than most governments