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"Ive never been this excited to light myself on fire" - lazarbeam 2020

Lannan: “Let’s burn ourselves with fire.” Australian Government: **Nervous Sweating**

Lazarbeam: “no money, simply bragging rights” Fortnite: *write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN*

I love how the Shark is more scared than all of them 🤣

Lannan with no sponsor: winner gets 10000 dollars Lannan with a sponsor: the winner gets no money

Lazar beam with no sponser: Who ever wins gets 10000 dollars Lazar beam with a sponser: Winner gets no money

I have an idea for a challenge in the meme Olympics. Who can build a YEET sign the fastest?

He predicted Friday night bragging rights 😂

Petition for lazarbeam to have the queen behind him again

7:49 “are you still watching Netflix”

"im a thick boy"-fresh 2020

Lazarbeam: For the first time ever, the meme olympics has a sponso- Me: aggressively assaults the right side of my screen

Lazarbeam: Gets a sponser Everyone: god bless this man

Was I the only one that felt like a proud parent when they saw the “included paid promotion”🥺❤️

3:52 I love how he pulls out a bolt action right as he’s wishing for a streamsniper

Little secret about battle cats: You can open the sliding door in the background in one of the menus, once you do it I think you’ll see an evil cat or something... Anyways- if you open like 100 times in one minute you get a secret cat *You’re Welcome Yeeters*

Meme Olympics is an event that should be annually celebrated throughout the whole world.

2:27 Lazarbeam: I'm tasty bro Me : yeah cause you're a gingerbread

I love how Fresh was just spawning one at a time and still got it first

Shit this was 3 years ago

When you realise that this will be the only olympics we will see in 2020...

No one: Fresh: *spawns mushrooms the slowest way possible and still gets the golden mushroom*

“No mater what we all die so we’re all winners” -Lazar Beam 2020

You know some actual science is about to go down when Lazer says: "We got Mau, we got McCreamy, we got Fresh, we got Lazarbeam."

*Netflix: Are u still watching* *Someone's daughter at 7:50

A short list of what you should bring back: 1. Random crap Friday 2.Photoshop battle

9:23 girl voice:Are you serious?

3:55 Lazarbeam: "Lets just hope someone like stream SNIPES me out real bad." Fishes a sniper as he says it

12:46 am rn But I cant miss a lazarbeam vid

If lazarbeam gets sponsored by raid shadow legends i quit-

2:57 fresh got down to a pistol

Imagine being a shark and seeing 4 grown Australian men chasing you and yelling at you to eat them.

“We’re all so low bro” *shows a close up of him up having twice as much health as everyone else*

4 people. 4 skybases. Last man standing. Its all i want.

Imagine seeing this while you are in a normal game 😂

Me: spends 1hr trying to find this mushroom Mrfreshasian: 20mins

first time i’ve ever seen a sponsor that’s for a game i actually already play, battle cats is awesome :)

Lazarbeam: “I’ll get 2nd place” Also Lazarbeam: Gets last place 😝

Lazarbeam the only actual food character Shark: Food is for the weak

You should do the teamwork challenge: one person does all the building and the other can only shoot. If you want to win, do it with Fresh😂

Lazarbeam: I’m so low Literally everyone: much lowwer

I love how laserbeam could’ve one if he knew he could light the campfire with the flare gun

Normal people: A SHARK STAY AWAY FROM ME Lazar and the gang: EAT ME FIRST

Real olympics cancelled: everyone sad Meme olympics still happening: everyone happy

Lazarbeam, the genius himself, wearing headphones on the outside of his hoodie

8:30 Damn if only you could do that with V-bucks

Imagine mau had like a harpoon or a fishing rod 5:55

I love for the fact how he says "Imagine someone stream snipes me right now" and then he ends up fishing up a sniper

“No matter what we all die, so like were all winners” -Lazarbeam 2020

The shark didn’t want you is because you were a soggy Gingerbread

Lazar, fresh, mau and creamy: *chasing a shark* The rest of the lobby: tf is wrong with these boys?

Me: *About to sleep* Lannan: *POSTS AT 12 A:M*

3:11 although it's in a funny context, that will smith clip is actually really sad

When it says “includes paid promotion”...I cry for lazarbeam. (Thx for my most likes on a comment)

The real 4 of July MEME OLIMPICS

Petition to create: "Meme Monday", where LazarBeam brings Fresh to experiment with him. (Thanks for the idea for the day-name @Uplift_ReConz)

In the storm challenge at the Beginning lazarbeam walked straight past a chug jug

"Leave me alone mau! Leave me the hell alone!"

Lazarbeam and Mau: *spawning 100 shrooms per second* Fresh: *casually gets a mythic Shroom spawning one at a time Goes to show slow and steady wins the race

9:22 😂😅🤣 lazar literally instantly teleported when fresh gave us the good news finding/getting/earning the gold 🍄 🤣 that was extremely hilarious 9:45 that's what you call being creative 🤣

Lannan: lets just hope someone streamsnipes me Also Lannan: *Fishes a sniper out of a stream

The incredible four need to do more together

I like how lannen didn’t get eaten and he is literally a gingerbread man

This series should have more viewers than the actual Olympics 😂

It took me three seconds to get a golden mushroom, on accident

LazarBeam sponsored by a game where you fight cats LMAO

i like that he doesn't realize it was duplicating the mushrooms so he had no chance of getting it.

3:11 Did he really use the scene from fresh prince when will asks why his father doesn’t want him for a fortnite edit😂😂

Lazar: I have a dog but I need money so I can feed it The Sponsor: CATS

"I hope mau gets streamsniped" 3:55 YOU WERE THE CHOSEN STREAM SNIPER

Lazarbeam: I want better ads Also Lazarbeam: Battle Cats

"there's no money on the line" **loses too much money in the previous Olympics, doesn't wanna lose his money again this time otherwise he'll be broke**

Lazarbeam: *we meme those* Jarvis: *i aimbot those* Scoped: *we lazar those* SypherPK: *i teach those* Lachy: *we epic though* Nick Eh 30: *we wholesome tho* Ceeday: *we miss those uploads* Sway: *we retake those* Tiko: *we fish bros* Muselk: *we broke those* Kiwiz: we vibing tho* Mongraal: *we sh*t on those* Fresh: *we thicc those* Dakotaz: *we hit those* Daequan: *we eat toes* Ninja: *we ban those* Symfuhny: *we edit those* Hamlinz: *we sus bros* Dellor: *we break those* McCreamy: *i snipe those* Everybody: *WE STAY HOME* (add more in the replies)

The scores: Lazar: Fresh: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creamy: Mau: ⭐️

If only Lannan knew that a flare gun could light a campfire 😔

Lazar: Spawns billions of mushrooms Fresh: spawns 60 and gets a mythical one! Lazar: 👁👄👁

Everyone: placing 30 mushrooms at once trying to get a golden mushroom Fresh: places a mushroom 1 by 1 50 times and didn’t realize he got a mushroom at like 20

Lazar: I don't know who came up with these rules... Me: YOU DID DINGOUS

Best thing is mr beam thinking he can't light up the campfire with a flare gun

2:29 **as i have a McDonald's cheeseburger in my hand** **looks at burger** **looks back at my screen**

Yesss I been waiting for the meme Olympics

I love lazerbeams content he’s so funny

Petition to create “Weird Wednesdays” where Fresh brings Lannan to experiment with him

Lannos: I WANT FIVE OF EM Fresh: but sire, why not 6? Wouldn’t 6 be mor- Lannos: *I WANT FIVE OF EM*

Did anybody else notice that when he talked about battle cats in the beginning he has a mustache but not in the rest of the vid?

Lannan spawned a golden mushroom and didn’t notice 😂

No one: Literally no one: Not even lazarbeam: Fresh: I’m a thicc boy

I was on ninjas stream and he said "I bet lazarbeam,lachlan,muselk, and ali-a won't 4v4 me jack Tim and lupo" Lazarbeam go clap those kids.

For the storm one if he used the flare it lights a cozy

Shark challenge Laserbeam carried fresh he’s been waiting for

I’m not going to lie I almost cried when I noticed he shaved his moustache

Yo I remember Battle Cats from like 5 years ago. That game’s honestly pretty epic and has a lot of levels to help you waste time.

the best way to cure boredom!!!!! the gameplay of i m bored with lazarbeam!!!!!

Why did the shark not eat Lazar? He’s literally a GINGERBREAD MAN.

Shark: Eats fresh Fresh :I’m a ThIcC BoI

Imagine if these were actual events that took place during the olympics.

6:55 me when I eat too much

911 operator: 911 what your emergency Me:ya there are group of drunk guys screaming eat me as they chase a shark 911 operator: uhh have u had any drugs lately

"Rome wasn't built in a day, and memes aren't successful on the first attempt." ~LazarBeam