If a stranger is touching my leg in a grocery store, it better be because I have a gaping wound and they're trying to apply pressure.
@brittanydalton34194 жыл бұрын
Omg me too I would be so uncomfortable, but apparently to Allen its ok
@ciaran97384 жыл бұрын
What normal person would touch a random woman’s leg? Even before Corona, I wouldn’t be caught dead even looking at another person at a supermarket, let alone awkward physical contact with a stranger. 😂
@pennyw22264 жыл бұрын
Ciaran “lemme touch your leg oh yes that’s a good leg mmm yes LEG”
@mariafausti31284 жыл бұрын
Shaila Walsh L E G
@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson35593 жыл бұрын
thats literally what they are trying to do
@Nintendomaster2215 жыл бұрын
"I pull my hair in a messy bun just before leaving for the grocery store. After hours and hours of shopping, I feel a hand touching the side of my leg in a comfortable yet confident way. "Hey, did you pick those groceries yourself?" The stranger says with a smooth voice. I turn around, curious to find out who the mystery gentleman might be. As I see him I gasp: Harry Styles is standing in front of me, wearing a casual yet trendy outfit, and I can tell he brushed his teeth before leaving his house. "
@s0Shi5 жыл бұрын
His green orbs were locked in my direction, and I could tell from his radiated confidence that he had purchased Rosée and was fated to meet me this very moment.
@hsshyyh5 жыл бұрын
“You like them i picked them out m-myself” I stuttered as i looked down hiding my blush “yeah hold that for a minute” he said as he looked at nothing and started talking to no one ‘omg he is so hot’ i thought as i bit my lips
@Ashak20015 жыл бұрын
I wonder why he chose me to talk to out of all these people in the grocery store, I feel so lucky. He snapped out of his daze and looked my way, keeping steady eye contact and lifting his upper lip in the most charming of smiles. He came over and laid his hand on the small of my back. " do you like these donuts?" He inquired, raising an eyebrow and leaning in closer to my face.
@merrybright57325 жыл бұрын
"yeah, I...I like the chocolate ones". He drops his head disappointedly. "Darn," he responds, "now I have to say I like the glazed. We can't both prefer chocolate". I nod my head, pleased that he was respectful to me by acknowledging the golden rule of not revealing a shared preference over pastry flavors. He shifts from his position where his hips faced the shelf behind me rather than my body (an excellent decision as it would be scandalous if someone who recognized me saw me facing someone as we talk) and moves to stand with us hip to hip, him facing the same direction as me behind my cart. He only turns his head to face me and maintains constant eye contact, not risking the possibility of blinking, as he pulls out an item of my cart and asks, "so...Ace bandages huh?"
@Luna-bq9jm5 жыл бұрын
Harry puts his strong hand on the small of my back. I try to catch my breath as his hand travels further down. I begin to get scared, not by his hand, but by how excited I am to feel where his hand will soon touch. Suddenly, his hand moves to the side of my leg. I try not to show my disappointment as I laugh it off.
@boybreakdowns4 жыл бұрын
When he was like rubbing her arm and leg and touching the small of her back, I involuntarily flinched and felt nauseous. Just don’t do that. Please. It’s weird and disrespectful and gross.
@boybreakdowns4 жыл бұрын
@Shanny Boo who cares if you're 'disrespectful'? They're creepy creep-creeping creeps and someone needs to confront them!
@cryptid-king4 жыл бұрын
Watching this video made me dry heave a lot
@queenelizabeth81454 жыл бұрын
@Shanny Boo if you are uncomfortable by them but you're not confrontational then just walk away without looking back. If you can't walk away then you unfortunately have to confront them and just say STOP.
@llamasarethesuperiorspecie26814 жыл бұрын
Shanny Boo “older men”????? 🤢 🤮 I’m not saying it’s bad just because he’s old but it just makes it worse
@kaitlinshaw80934 жыл бұрын
@Shanny Boo women have been raised to not make men feel uncomfortable, but men make us feel uncomfortable everyday. You should absolutely speak up for yourself next time you're put into a situation like that and demand respect for yourself as a fellow human. Who cares how the creep feels, why shouldn't he have to feel as uncomfortable as he's making you?
@nina.robbs5654 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. Every woman's dream. A strange creepy man approaching you in the grocery store, with his intentions unclear. You'll definitely feel like you're old friends.
@tylergab31443 жыл бұрын
That one should be called “How to look like you’re not kidnapping someone”
@FalconRS3 жыл бұрын
Classic incel scene of *How to meet random female*
@satanicnoodles72143 жыл бұрын
memento mori
@jaclynmcreaturo38765 жыл бұрын
very bold of him to tell us how to dress to pick up women while wearing an outfit like that
@Timby_5 жыл бұрын
I think the pants really... uh. a Lot
@iheartquestionmark13135 жыл бұрын
@@caseyaonso4270 I hope ur being sarcastic 😂😅
@dlzimbruceleritate5 жыл бұрын
I would burn every item of clothing he has on. And don't get me started on that depressing hairline.
@yeehawjigsaw65795 жыл бұрын
@@Timby_ I'm not sure why but baggy pants are such a turn-off for me 💀💀
@RanckieJable5 жыл бұрын
2006 was a different time okay
@portxr5 жыл бұрын
i’ll be damned if some stranger puts something in my cart when i’m already poor
@sorryifoldcomment85965 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was rude as hell!! Actually shocked me.
@greatawol5 жыл бұрын
definitely would’ve gotten kicked in the face
@portxr5 жыл бұрын
great. ur pfp, I feel like the spiderman meme
@ItSAaliya_onSCREEN5 жыл бұрын
Period.
@edengallagher10445 жыл бұрын
@@sorryifoldcomment8596 ikr he was so forceful about it like she literally said no to the hair dye and he was like "annd you're gonna get this too"
@merrybright57324 жыл бұрын
This man 100% went up to a woman at a grocery store, harassed her until she gave him a fake number, and when he ended up calling the number for pizza hut instead he convinced himself that she just miswrote her actual number and that he was still a pick up ~artist~ and needed to teach the world his unimaginable skill at grocery store “flirtation”
@isaofaeaea4 жыл бұрын
Lol that was kind of specific
@00.gl3me4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god he is
@merrybright57324 жыл бұрын
Isabella Morales I’ve seen this exact story play out in at least two “pickup artist” books and at least one video claiming to be real lmao
@isaofaeaea4 жыл бұрын
@@merrybright5732 lmao, I didn't even realize there were pickup artist books out there
@merrybright57324 жыл бұрын
Isabella Morales there’s an uncomfortable amount
@noahfick61244 жыл бұрын
Alan’s next video should be “how to deal with a restraining order”
@miamafalda11184 жыл бұрын
THIS COMMENT HAS ME WHEEZING
@rootbourne44544 жыл бұрын
At a grocery store of course
@mothma_am4 жыл бұрын
How to avoid a woman who has a restraining order against you...at a grocery store
@pennyw22264 жыл бұрын
m o t h m a n how to use an extendo arm to bypass your restraining order in a grocery store
@anitanaseer10073 жыл бұрын
In a grocery store
@shelby84745 жыл бұрын
how to get pepper-sprayed by a woman in a grocery store
@spicysouthernreads4 жыл бұрын
shelby AMEN!
@sophie59674 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jemimaizua47114 жыл бұрын
Lmoa
@davidlilley27364 жыл бұрын
Also how to win restraining orders and get on to the sex offenders register harassment charges
@davidlilley27364 жыл бұрын
Ahh don't anyone carry taxes anymore ?
@milfshanks5 жыл бұрын
The woman in those videos looks like she’s being held hostage tbh
@milfshanks5 жыл бұрын
Someone help her :/
@maiam3885 жыл бұрын
Hello 911? We have a hostage situation on our hands here.
@Sbambi5 жыл бұрын
That’s probably how everyone would look if you would use his “flirt” strategies. So at least it’s authentic. lol
@astrangermagi5 жыл бұрын
April, blink twice if there is someone with a gun behind the camera :(
@angelinashaw76885 жыл бұрын
"I can talk over my shoulder like this, or I can talk OVER my shoulder like THIS"
@_cl0ud9ne4 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@bbreadcrumbb4 жыл бұрын
Me, a female employee at a grocery store: Hi, Did you find everything okay? Alan: Where did you grow up?? what is your social security number?? what is your mothers maiden name??
@llamasarethesuperiorspecie26814 жыл бұрын
Where I grew up:leave My social security number:me My mothers maidens name:the Dhjsksodldlmdndndbdhhdu:fuck Ysushkalapaksbvdwcrxysll:ALONE
@FalconRS3 жыл бұрын
Seems legit.
@mmacayla5 жыл бұрын
poor blonde woman blink twice if you are being taken hostage-
@haggisa5 жыл бұрын
-macayla- Her poor acting skills actually work in favour of highlighting how bonkers and creepy his entire approach is. It’s like a parody of the video contained within the video. It would have been brilliant as a cringe comedy sketch a la “The Office”, alas...no such luck.
@data0oo0o255 жыл бұрын
-macayla- she looks completely dead inside.
@burnpygmalion395 жыл бұрын
😐😑😐😑
@para-yw9dn5 жыл бұрын
i feel so bad for her
@raine37165 жыл бұрын
hi i’m sophia 😐😑😐😑
@portxr5 жыл бұрын
imagine just tryna buy some groceries and some dude in the aisle is making a video about finding a girl
@ifoundhisjams40754 жыл бұрын
My mum would be cussing him in our language
@blueberrysk1es4 жыл бұрын
more like “how to make women deeply uncomfortable (at a grocery store)”
@emilyorion42804 жыл бұрын
the man literally has a tutorial on how to make his unwanted advances seem "friendly" so that other people in the store dont notice how uncomfortable the woman is and try to intervene. this man KNOWS how he makes women feel- he just doesnt care.
@Kynesonline5 жыл бұрын
I’m scared of him I feel like he can see me
@katodd29254 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud
@parkchimmin79134 жыл бұрын
He can smell your fear too
@rebekahc84424 жыл бұрын
Park ChimMin LMFAO BYE-
@parkchimmin79134 жыл бұрын
Rebekah C **sniff sniff**
@Alejandro-gg7oz4 жыл бұрын
im actually scared of otakus like you you prob a 40 years old perv like every otaku
@ximenasamuda17565 жыл бұрын
ah yes nothing I love more than being flirted with when im getting ramen and tampons
@hairylilmangoseed14405 жыл бұрын
SCORBUS SKANK 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀👌👌
@Ashak20015 жыл бұрын
*he throws some random ace bandage in there and says "maybe you could wrap this around your stomach... It could be the new fashion trend"* 😉😉
@astroblast23255 жыл бұрын
"maybe these ace bandages will help with your flow 😝😜😁✌️"
@Fishgirl2125 жыл бұрын
Listen, idk about you but I absolutely love it when I go to the grocery store looking like a crackhead, just buying some AA batteries and lotion, and a random guy dressed like he straight up came out of a 2003 high school yearbook comes out and tries to flirt with me. That’s the ABSOLUTE best thing ever and not at all annoying in the slightest.
@sinsofthefather5 жыл бұрын
@@Fishgirl212 i know right??? likeee, toTaLLY friKIN nOT anNOYIn' iN thE slIIGHTEST it is very romantic!
@xxIluvyouguysxx4 жыл бұрын
I think this goes without saying, but men: please don’t flirt with us in the grocery store.
@larae.55533 жыл бұрын
Fr. Like anyone is free to come up and talk to me. BUT LIKE A HUMAN. A n o r m a l human. Like "Hi, I like your style would you like to meet up some time?" And if I say no they go "alright no problem have a good day" and actually go.
@natasha80073 жыл бұрын
@@larae.5553 Amen!
@jotunn303 жыл бұрын
i mean..in general don't flirt with people at a grocery store..people are there to buy shit not to meet people lol
@july43764 жыл бұрын
imagine: you’re on your period and you just want some chips and chocolate because you’re miserable and some weird dude comes up and says “hey you’re beautiful and i was drawn to you because of your eyeshadow” turns their hips towards you and then gives you some random beauty product
@mayflyforyou3 жыл бұрын
I'd probably barf on him.
@kaitlin9288 Жыл бұрын
This sounds like an encounter in some weird RPG
@mimmikibilly10 ай бұрын
I mean, at that point it's an MLM pitch.
@andy-moss5 жыл бұрын
April is full on dissociating rn. That is a shell of a woman
@ldontknowwholam4 жыл бұрын
april looks like she just came back from war
@solala13124 жыл бұрын
she has experience as a sales person of some kind, that dead smile that never leaves the face - so familiar
@pennyw22264 жыл бұрын
alex the war of innocent women vs incels and nice guys
@bean_enthusiast4 жыл бұрын
@April Mercer Girl blink twice if ur being held captive
@dewdropproductions36344 жыл бұрын
April Mercer sis you good?
@naikahara5 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate how he said "I love your eyeshadow" when she wasn't wearing any? King
@ciaran97383 жыл бұрын
@Dynasty The Gemini Maybe of Dumbsville. LOL. I’m funny............
@kingpenguin60883 жыл бұрын
That me
@bxnnii15643 жыл бұрын
@@kingpenguin6088 yes dat u
@angelikaskoroszyn84954 жыл бұрын
There're a lot of videos on KZfaq teaching socially awkward people how to interact with others. They often have obvious tips because if you're sweating just at the thought of asking for directions it is the content you need And then there're those videos. They won't teach you how to be less awkward or even accidentally creepy - they will turn you into sexual predator. I felt truly uncomfortable when he said "you don't want to grab their breast in public space" like it was OK to grope strangers when there're no strangers because a woman will look badly after rejecting your advances WTF
@eltoya92164 жыл бұрын
Right? That was awful
@kayleslielouise11805 жыл бұрын
The actress in the grocery store did NOT use his advice on creating the appearance of a genuine smile.
@meganweaver9153 жыл бұрын
Nothing brings her joy
@d__x25555 жыл бұрын
On behalf of employees everywhere male and female: don't
@peppaztea60314 жыл бұрын
Please dont
@ciaran97384 жыл бұрын
PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEE don’t.
@sock91073 жыл бұрын
On behalf of people in general: don’t
@gracieswebcam4763 жыл бұрын
Also non-binary
@scoutsalem99263 жыл бұрын
ive had a guy try to flirt with me by trying to figure out my race as if thats a compliment? thanks my parents did a good job mixing races i guess....
@tacobellforeplay5 жыл бұрын
step one: go to the nearest whole foods step two: buy rosé step three: wait till someone buys celery step four: get married :)
@machaelagblack75455 жыл бұрын
Exactly what i was thinking
@mehlohday5 жыл бұрын
natalie 517316 it’s a Cody ko joke
@burnpygmalion395 жыл бұрын
step 5: paint circles
@pixelatedbaddie22425 жыл бұрын
hi i’m sophia step 6: moan throughout the whole video and say “fair enough”
@inhle16885 жыл бұрын
hi i’m sophia step 6: make video called “you” and scam people through a dodgey website.
@kelleecrumby44344 жыл бұрын
As a female who used to work in a grocery store please for the love of all that is good and holy do NOT hit on the employees. It’s so uncomfortable and there is no way to get away I hate it
@greenbeans90333 жыл бұрын
Not even at the grocery store just Every where. Stop it. The only people I’m okay with is normally woman because they know the line and lesbian flirting is pretty much nonexistent so
@ArykMathias4 жыл бұрын
This is proof enough of how women are objectified.
@mothma_am4 жыл бұрын
HE HAS HER STAND COMPLETELY STILL AND SILENT WHILE HES EXPLAINING WHAT TO DO NEXT IM-
@eltoya92164 жыл бұрын
Right? She’s treated like a prop while he does all the talking... what-
@vampirelove21033 жыл бұрын
Exactly it's so smh 😃🔪
@meg-dd5ft5 жыл бұрын
all u have to do is just buy celery at the grocery store and then next thing u know you’ll find the love of your life buying rosé
@mlgatobu5 жыл бұрын
love this reference
@pebble39515 жыл бұрын
fair enough
@quackkith5 жыл бұрын
oH god speaking is my LOVE LANGUAGE
@Laura-tq4vg5 жыл бұрын
not at any grocery store, it's gotta be whole foods
@meg-dd5ft5 жыл бұрын
Laura ur absolutely correct
@yusufkadar5 жыл бұрын
The blonde woman, the cameraman and the viewer are all being held hostage.
@evelynparsons23124 жыл бұрын
I’m just hoping Alan’s being held hostage at this point. 😂
@ciaran97383 жыл бұрын
The fact that people are even slightly like this makes me lose hope in humanity. 😂😅
@epkurnissheoway3 жыл бұрын
that's exactly how I felt like holy shit
@afsananasrin63113 жыл бұрын
now it makes sense
@laurelalana24794 жыл бұрын
If a guy came up to me, touched me without my permission, and then said “you’ll take this” while putting things in my cart.... I will either stare him dead in the eye, say “don’t touch me.” and put whatever he put in my cart back, OR I’ll slap him and then chuck the things he put in my cart at him
@sorryifoldcomment85969 ай бұрын
Yeah, if any guy tried to pull this shit on me, I'm not holding back. I'll inform the manager as well and they should take it seriously.
@filipt1295 жыл бұрын
as a worker at a grocery store, please do NOT start having small talk with me we’re not only paid to serve you we also have a million shit to do and we have deadlines:)
@user-wc3wt8in5p5 жыл бұрын
Filip T YES OMFG
@404usernotfound_5 жыл бұрын
I feel like shit just for asking a worker where to find specific items, I can't imagine trying to chat about the weather with someone forced to be nice to you
@MegaKaitouKID14124 жыл бұрын
Literally if he did these same things to a store worker, who has a literal right not be sexually harassed in the workplace, he'd get escorted out by security and probably banned if he ever talked to them again.
@ChibiRandom135 жыл бұрын
This guy is like "put your hand where she's comfortable" and then immediately puts his hand in every super uncomfortable place for a stranger to touch you
@Cecil...4 жыл бұрын
bUt At LeAsT hE dIdN't ToUcH hEr bReAsT
@Zullala5 жыл бұрын
Lmao her job in this video is to pretend to be interested in him and she's so repulsed she can't even pretend 😂. Yeah he's hella awkward... My second hand embarrassment is out the roof! Geeze his advice is pretty bad. No if you are a stranger do not use body language as if you are an old friend. You need to respect someone personal space when you are stranger. Boxing the person in with your body is a terrible idea. She was caged between the cart, the wall and your body that was directly facing her. That's threatening and imposing. It instantly makes people in general feel uncomfortable and want to escape the situation. You don't want to make your potential love interest want to run away from you jeez... And omg those sexual overtones were so clunky ugh.
@dionysusfilms1654 жыл бұрын
Yess thank you
@potatomcgee65764 жыл бұрын
The fact that they're in a different aisle for each video makes the whole thing even more uncomfortable. It feels like he's stalking her around the store.
@Marina_73 жыл бұрын
"You HAVE been shopping for hours" wasn't he though??
@spamdeez5 жыл бұрын
oh i understand why women always reject me in the grocery store, i've been going up to them and just grabbing their breast!! thanks allen!
@sorryifoldcomment85965 жыл бұрын
The more you know 🙄
@ley84435 жыл бұрын
same
@meredithward38914 жыл бұрын
No no no, you have it all wrong. Touch her thigh with the back of your hand and then walk away and see if she wants to talk about donuts
@feyiy4834 жыл бұрын
But if you’re somewhere that’s not a grocery store....forget about it!! Grab away!
@miriamreinhardt89394 жыл бұрын
Dale Carnegie and Emily Post are proud of your normal social behavior
@ItsBekahh5 жыл бұрын
As a female grocery store employee... DO NOT BE LIKE ALLEN
@annamuller16664 жыл бұрын
seconded! There are only a few customers worse than that.
@ciaran97383 жыл бұрын
Thirded! As a male, can I just apologise on behalf of this man? 😂😂😂
@efiedler91394 жыл бұрын
Her shifting eye contact says she is uncomfortable and is to scared to say no
@notebook_girll4 жыл бұрын
I would literally go up to someone at the deli or pharmacy and ask if they could hid me for awhile. I have literally, in fact, asked for an employee to talk to me for awhile while I was hiding once. Men, please just don't.
@dorcaswinter82965 жыл бұрын
This should be renamed - How to get restraining orders: the grocery store edition
@melrj27274 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😭💀
@peppaztea60314 жыл бұрын
How to get stabbed to death with asparagus
@pennyw22264 жыл бұрын
How to get kicked in the nuts: creepy grocery store edition
@kaysophy5 жыл бұрын
If a guy came at me the way this guy does I would never go to that store again
@kaysophy5 жыл бұрын
@Ali M. True! He's giving off some major serial killer vibes so might have to go into the witness protection program at the very least
@SealStepMusic5 жыл бұрын
I’ve literally changed grocery stores because I was hit on in one and never wanted to see him again
@kaysophy5 жыл бұрын
Soggy Broccoli that’s horrible! And you just know that this stuff happens way too often and all of the time
@arilovesatz5 жыл бұрын
This happened to me at Starbucks and I haven’t been to that Starbucks in years!!! Creepy ass experience! I would go after school to Starbucks once a week to study, and the same guy was always there around the same time I was.....and he would come up and make conversation (which is fine, I like to talk to people) but it would just get awkward when he’d stand super close to me and I’d move away and he’d scoot closer and closer and try and touch me. I’d keep moving away and pretend I was texting on my phone and I caught him looking over at my phone a few times, like wtf?! And then the last experience was my final breaking point when he tried to grab my ass.....never felt so uncomfortable.
@arilovesatz5 жыл бұрын
Also the guy in the grocery store videos looks almost like him🤢
@rubyisalwayssleepy87754 жыл бұрын
mental note: when the self-isolation ends, go to the grocery store either with my partner or dressed as unappealingly to men as possible
@sorryifoldcomment85963 жыл бұрын
I have Bluetooth headphones that have a light when they're on, so they can see I can't hear them. I literally blast music and pretend I don't hear or see them, allowing me to successfully ignore them and run away. 😆 it's horrible, and sucks that it's genuinely better when I'm with my BF. Dudes will never stop a woman who is with a man.
@HolandaChiquita4 жыл бұрын
The whole "down and up" look is so creepy. That's something one should never do when starting a conversation like that.
@maya_m1255 жыл бұрын
“Direct your hips away from her, walk out of the isle, and leave her alone 🙃”😂
@leslieu40895 жыл бұрын
He went through the entire video without addressing how to handle a woman not wanting to be bothered with you. Apparently - that didn't occur to him.
@MyahMDA5 жыл бұрын
This is the weirdest thing ever. It’s “almost” like they didn’t consult any women 🤣🤣🤣
@Lauren-rx6ti4 жыл бұрын
me: *has a jojo siwa concert dvd and a nerf gun in my cart* alan: i LiKe WhAtS iN yOuR cArT
@alexandranapolitano97705 жыл бұрын
he's trying to teach the area 51 aliens how to attract human mates
@edengallagher10445 жыл бұрын
thousandth likee
@alexandranapolitano97705 жыл бұрын
@@edengallagher1044 YASSSSSSS THANK YOU
@luxuscarnage48284 жыл бұрын
Oh! So this is why they aren't breeding.
@vlo48294 жыл бұрын
@Luxus Carnage: They've been tricked into becoming unpaid spokespeople for whatever product is closest to both them and the nearest woman.
@spamdeez5 жыл бұрын
if a guy stared at me like that, locked on and smiling like a psycho, of course i would look down and then call the police
@brian_Austin275 жыл бұрын
I'd probably laugh in his face like laugh my ass off
@melodyhaviland93935 жыл бұрын
oh 100 percent
@kamea20834 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't break eye contact as I took out my phone and dialled 911
@maudernart52465 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing with all those ace bandages?" Tying up creeps like you in my basement.
@r.j.penfold3 жыл бұрын
Dressing up like a mummy and screaming like the gibdos from LOZ
@localcryptid7404 жыл бұрын
"Put things in her cart that she didn't choose and doesn't want and tell her what she needs to look good. That's playful and fun and flirty."
@maggiecheyenne5 жыл бұрын
The ACE bandage flirting made me SO uncomfortable. I have never wanted a conversation to end more than I did in that moment
@elvingearmasterirma72415 жыл бұрын
I have too much empathy. I wanted to physically yeet myself out of a window for her part.
@Duhbella5 жыл бұрын
I physically cannot stop cringing. I think I need medical attention.
@inhle16885 жыл бұрын
cheyenne m “wOuLdN’t YoU LiKe tO KnOw”
@melodyhaviland93935 жыл бұрын
cheyenne m you can wear it OUTSIDE your clothes
@5everr4 жыл бұрын
wAAAAH
@LKNardo5 жыл бұрын
This guy has definitely killed someone he met in a grocery store.
@haggisa5 жыл бұрын
Laura Nardo “Remember, always dress casually, when you’re going out to bury the body. Also, don’t forget to smile at the cops.”
@brittanydalton34194 жыл бұрын
@@haggisa "make sure to push your hips to the side of the duct tape and rope to show you have good intentions for them" 😂😂
@audreymcneal5 жыл бұрын
That “blush, look down look” is a FEAR reaction because when you make eye contact with a strange man in a grocery store they can MISINTERPRET THAT SHIT AND THINK YOU’RE INTO THEM! I would call it the “quick, look away”!
@Niniminns4 жыл бұрын
That made me feel so uncomfortable, especially when he put his hand on her back, that's something you only do if you've been on a few dates and it's going well or are dancing together.
@natasha80073 жыл бұрын
Someone in the comments found her and she’s his wife, and it’s still this awkward!!!
@r.j.penfold3 жыл бұрын
@@natasha8007 HE'S MARRIED?!
@angelinaschneiderporco41405 жыл бұрын
this is genuinely scary, if this guy came up to me and tried to talk to me i would leave my cart and get out of the store as fast as possible
@brian_Austin275 жыл бұрын
Nah forget the cart he can have it 😂😭😭
@cozycasasmr45105 жыл бұрын
Ikr and be watching my back all the way to my car in case we follows 😭😭
@carlcarl42875 жыл бұрын
Also this dude’s video looks like it was filmed on a Nintendo DSI
@Amii-dw7jd5 жыл бұрын
I have better quality pictures/videos on my dsi from 2010😂
@a.l.michael62405 жыл бұрын
Not getting a Nintendo DSI for Christmas as a kid was the beginning of my childhood trauma
@darkyoumemento53075 жыл бұрын
Yup. That's my roast of the day.
@michaelroot44255 жыл бұрын
Nah more like an LG Smart Refrigerator inside camera
@sydneymorris99194 жыл бұрын
Lol i remembered i use to own one
@toetotipthatsabart50484 жыл бұрын
Why does he keep pitching grocery items? He’s acting like he works there. “Buy these bandages, and these scrunchies, and these donuts!”
@noratintalle38133 жыл бұрын
When he says " make the touches look innocent" it's creepy because it's just giving him plausible deniability when someone calls him out for being creepy " what? i'm not harassing this woman! it's not like I groped her"
@acebernaise40875 жыл бұрын
lmao that girl painted her fake smile on that morning
@NicoleFoti5 жыл бұрын
ahahah she's a pro at it.
@kimishere2slay5 жыл бұрын
Is it okay if instead of liking this video, I just point my hips toward the like button?
@squidneythesquid24874 жыл бұрын
Casey Aonso i thought this went acknowledged, but your replayed saved my hope for this comment section
@wihh874 жыл бұрын
That'll work
@popolop58254 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@vlo48294 жыл бұрын
@Kim Cayton: You could also touch its shoulder or the side of its leg. The small of the back is comfortable, too. Just don't go too far up or too far down. That makes it less comfortable.
@julianna23334 жыл бұрын
Omg that was so funny I just loled
@julianna23334 жыл бұрын
When you try to flirt with someone but instead you say that they would look good in ace bandages on top of their jeans.. yep happened to everyone
@daisybryar27374 жыл бұрын
Pro tip - don't touch women (or anyone) the first time you meet them. You would not believe how much it sets off their fight or flight instinct
@evies.10185 жыл бұрын
If I guy approached me like this at a grocery store, I would run out of there as fast as humanly possible
@Sims2freakazoider5 жыл бұрын
Especially if he starts trying to convince me to buy makeup and throwing shit in my basket, like FUCK OFF dude. I'd report him immediately.
@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult5 жыл бұрын
the incels that follow him are screwed
@evies.10185 жыл бұрын
Jessica L And when he started talking about hitting on employees?? I cringed so haaaard😣
@kari_sims5 жыл бұрын
i would probably take out my ankle knife before he could even say hi, this dude has no self awareness
@maddiegrace97875 жыл бұрын
This looks like it was filmed in 2004 along with their cringely-acted out driving safety videos.
@valentinaclg5 жыл бұрын
It was made 11 years ago
@japanesedinner05 жыл бұрын
cringy 2004 driving safety videos. by random 14 year olds girl 1: y’all goin to the mall? girl 2: yeah. girl 3: yeah. girl 1: alright i’ll drive **they all pile into a car** girl 1: put y’all seatbelts on girl 2: psh yolo **gets into crash** **bad flying cgi** girl 2: AHHHHH girl 1 and 3: we told her to buckle up! **girls in hospital** girl 2: always buckle up... **girl 2 dies**
@sammallory80995 жыл бұрын
It looks like it was filmed in 2007 with a calculator
@ley84435 жыл бұрын
@@japanesedinner0 WE TOLD HER TO BUCKLE UP
@Rachaer3 жыл бұрын
the line "i want people to think we know each other when they look at us talking" is just the creepiest thing ever. imagine talking to this fine specimen and having no chance at escaping because he makes it look like we know each other so others don't come and help you get away
@bethanyandrews90294 жыл бұрын
McElroy advise about employees, “if they can’t physically run away then don’t ask them out “
@astrangermagi5 жыл бұрын
How is his advice always like: "Dress casually" "Smile naturally" Those are things you just ... do? Is he a psychopath? Like does he always have to remind himself of what normal humans do in every day situations?
@haggisa5 жыл бұрын
Magsi Maginski “Dress casually” “Smile naturally” “Remember not to blink using your third, vertical eyelid” “Always oil your gears, so that the sound of machinery whirring underneath your human skin suit doesn’t freak them out” “Retract the metal spikes into your forearm” “Never comment on how strange it is, that humans need perishable foods to sustain them” “Don’t mention your secret mission. Or murder. Never mention murder”
@Mariadgv5 жыл бұрын
haggisa LMFAOO
@db24205 жыл бұрын
"i like your shirt :)" an oscar winning performance from grocery store woman
@maggiee6395 жыл бұрын
dani what a lying liar!
@plopplop52184 жыл бұрын
Loonaaa
@Ellbat5 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching you I think I'm in love this isn't funny
@cupidangelwings5 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to Walmart or something and getting approached by someone like this 💀💀💀
@sianchild5 жыл бұрын
I can imagine all the neckbeards and niceguys watching these videos and then blowing up at women when they don't buy into this stalker like behaviour
@jcat54435 жыл бұрын
Right? That's the worst part is that people that do this shit often get aggressive or violent if you show disinterest. I remember so many instances where I realized part way through that faking sweetness and coming up with some random excuse to get the fuck out of there was safer than being honest because this person was clearly not going to listen to me if I said no. Its so fucking terrifying.
@yoitsannajo4 жыл бұрын
😬
@cameronwalker85305 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁 👔 gotta have confidence 👖 👟👟
@realbeansdabomb4 жыл бұрын
👁👅👁 - bonk bonk
@Cecil...4 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@melrj27274 жыл бұрын
Lmao 💀
@Ellathirteen4 жыл бұрын
These videos have the same energy as the videos they showed us in middle school Spanish class
@dionysusfilms1654 жыл бұрын
Why is this so accurate lol
@thesexiestbaby3 жыл бұрын
OMG HAHA
@beautiful-jt6kx5 жыл бұрын
"What's the first letter of your blood type ? "😂😂😂 this man thinks that flirting is the same as sexual harassment
@j240305 жыл бұрын
his videos are so painfully 2003, those fashion choices really were Choices™
@avtsu54344 жыл бұрын
he looks like somebody once told him the world was gonna roll him
@laststorm12794 жыл бұрын
@@avtsu5434 And he was told he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
@katelynnr99904 жыл бұрын
@SAVANNAH ANTON in the shape of an L on her forehead
@siiighhhs5 жыл бұрын
I dont think making decisions on another person's purchases is a good idea. Dont just throw shit into someone elses basket wtf is wrong w this dude
@siiighhhs5 жыл бұрын
@@dreamplanwrite just imagine all the men that were led astray by him im smh
@aquamarineancientsoul78935 жыл бұрын
When men think they know how women think this shit happens. And he kept commenting on whats her color which made me wanna punch the sreen but i cant bc i cant pay to fix it
@Stasisification5 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because you’re totally right, but over all the other stuff that’s where we choose to draw the line 😂😂
@jaxstermue99185 жыл бұрын
A guy did this to me once and I think he saw this video 😂😂
@edengallagher10445 жыл бұрын
@@jaxstermue9918 what'd you do
@dionysusfilms1654 жыл бұрын
He is the most un-charismatic man I’ve ever seen.
@alisaurus42243 жыл бұрын
Looks like Josh Duggar’s mugshot too.
@liesalllies4 жыл бұрын
FORTUNATELY a shopping cart is a pretty effective weapon
@langleymneely5 жыл бұрын
“Employees HAVE to be nice to you!” Yikes...😂🤣😂
@asiaw39515 жыл бұрын
That lady looks so uncomfortable that I can feel it through the screen...
@TheTiredhermit5 жыл бұрын
I think she likes him 😂
@milkeyway71054 жыл бұрын
@@TheTiredhermit no she's not??
@royce50104 жыл бұрын
replace the second L in Allen with an I. there’s ur answer, folks.
@crybaby-zo9fw3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment that’s all i’m gonna say
@konstance134 жыл бұрын
Honestly, some of the self-improvement stuff like proper hygiene and smiling more to feel happier could be helpful for awkward guys before they get wrapped into incel culture and the like. But the actual flirting/pickup artist shit is so uncomfortable and invasive, especially the idea of flirting with a worker or touching a stranger.
@chlp89535 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, I’ll totally be slapping on some ace bandages ontop of my jeans to start a new fashion trend, some predator at the grocery store told me to do so!
@sorryifoldcomment85965 жыл бұрын
Soon there will be signs up in the grocery stores: *If you are being harassed or made to feel uncomfortable, put an ace bandage on your pants. When our store employees see it, you will be escorted up front and 911 will be called.* *price of ace bandage not included
@chlp89535 жыл бұрын
Ansa Seppalainen don’t let the predators know tho 👀
@katy31105 жыл бұрын
The bad part is that men must actually listen to this "Advice" because i feel extremely uncomfortable every time i'm going to the grocery store, it's literally just a building of sexual harassment
@maggiee6394 жыл бұрын
k a t y ew what kind of grocery store do you go to?!
@EmoKittyCat6664 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one 😓 I have gotten hit on and harassed more times than I can count at the grocery store. The only times I don't have an unwanted comment is when I'm there with my husband, go figure 🙄
@peppaztea60314 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@aseofhearts4 жыл бұрын
the one time im glad I’m ugly lol coz this never happens to me
@AnaPie8963 жыл бұрын
I’m responding to a year old comment but one time in Trader Joe’s some dude followed me around and proceeded to follow me to my car and basically block my exit. I was terrified
@DFC37705 жыл бұрын
This guy seems to be giving advice to creeps. “ Make it look like u are close friends.” Heck no. More like “ Make it look like u aren’t a creep, and that she doesn’t need to get away as fast as possible.”
@agata59484 жыл бұрын
The woman looked more interested in the camera person then him😂😂
@photoboy89865 жыл бұрын
me buying lube and a whole bag of jelly beans : this guy : i LiKe WhAtS iN YoUr cArt
@kindakyana23724 жыл бұрын
Wait why lube and jelly beans specifically 👀
@aalexttostado4 жыл бұрын
People Talk Alot "i shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass"
@kindakyana23724 жыл бұрын
@@aalexttostado that's a story to tell to generations...
@gamemastershn97624 жыл бұрын
photo boy WHY THOSE ITEMS?
@goodvibes89234 жыл бұрын
Maybe their bicycle chain needs an extra greasing and it just happens to be easter 👀
@SpookyDeerArt5 жыл бұрын
if a dude is staring at me like that in the grocery store i'm immediately going to the most populated section and hiding out with all the other people invariably terrified of The Starer.
@valjoy15074 жыл бұрын
If a man used any of these tactics I would immediately go to the nearest grocery associate and report him. His videos should be called "How to groom your next victim in grocery store"
@peppaztea60314 жыл бұрын
**let the pepper spray hit the face playing ominously in the background**
@marmelaota17035 жыл бұрын
I have the feeling he is a r/niceguy who somehow got a woman to actually get into him and now he thinks he is the woman and flirt expert of the century.
@TheAudraReins5 жыл бұрын
This makes me realize second hand embarrassment is a real thing
@haggisa5 жыл бұрын
Audra Rowdygirl It’s. So. Painful!
@phantomgreenie4 жыл бұрын
you only just realized this? I've had it my whole life my dude
@Cecil...4 жыл бұрын
What's that?
@phantomgreenie4 жыл бұрын
@@Cecil... whats second hand embarrassment? is that what's you're asking? I'll explain I just need clarification
@Cecil...4 жыл бұрын
@@phantomgreenie Yes, that is my question c:
@bobthetomatoinamaiddressl72584 жыл бұрын
this dude basically just said, “it’s the eyeshadow for me anyway this is the perfect example of a skilled and expertly crafted method of a conversation.”
@nora4964 жыл бұрын
How To Flirt With Women In A Grocery Store Step One: *DON'T*
@michaelargenta38563 жыл бұрын
BORING U R
@nora4963 жыл бұрын
@@michaelargenta3856 what-
@sorryifoldcomment85963 жыл бұрын
For real, no one goes to the grocery store to chat in the aisles. You can't stop for one second in my area's grocery stores! Like, how many people are waiting to get into the aisle he's blocking??
@nora4963 жыл бұрын
@@sorryifoldcomment8596 right its like get in and get out you can stop but not just sitting there like that, especially now with covid
@Margarita516295 жыл бұрын
imagine if that's actually his wife and she still looks that uncomfortable around him
@nikkinikkinikki985 жыл бұрын
Margarita Churaeva I looked him up on Facebook because I’m a creep, and I think that might actually be his wife 💀
@Margarita516295 жыл бұрын
@@nikkinikkinikki98 lmaoo poor lady 🤐🤐
@thiccbih31405 жыл бұрын
do i spy a bulgarian sister??
@Margarita516295 жыл бұрын
@@thiccbih3140 russian 🙈🙈
@thiccbih31405 жыл бұрын
Margarita Churaeva you mean bigger bulgaria? even better
@evies.10185 жыл бұрын
*In a grocery store* “Hey babe, are you looking for celery?” “No...I’m looking for a banana.”
@sorryifoldcomment85965 жыл бұрын
I have a banana for you 😘😘😘 Wait where are you going???
@evies.10185 жыл бұрын
@@sorryifoldcomment8596 Well, now I need to get some mace. And some pepper....spray.
@TheAudraReins5 жыл бұрын
I wanted to like this comment, but I couldn't because it had 666 likes!😈😈
@JoTheAnomaly4 жыл бұрын
The physical contact part is where I start screaming in the grocery store.
@ashleybz3 жыл бұрын
ok but is HE paying for that stuff he threw into HER cart 😭
@warewolf1master5 жыл бұрын
Everytime he touched and rubbed her arm, I could feel my guts trying to get out of my stomach.
@Ashak20015 жыл бұрын
That says a lot coming from you, must be legit
@SamGlaze5 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness he wasn’t touching breasts or behinds in public though. That would be not classy