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learning how to flirt with women *in a grocery store*
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@lynnk.n.3512 5 жыл бұрын
If a stranger is touching my leg in a grocery store, it better be because I have a gaping wound and they're trying to apply pressure.
@brittanydalton3419 4 жыл бұрын
Omg me too I would be so uncomfortable, but apparently to Allen its ok
@ciaran9738 4 жыл бұрын
What normal person would touch a random woman’s leg? Even before Corona, I wouldn’t be caught dead even looking at another person at a supermarket, let alone awkward physical contact with a stranger. 😂
@pennyw2226 4 жыл бұрын
Ciaran “lemme touch your leg oh yes that’s a good leg mmm yes LEG”
@mariafausti3128 4 жыл бұрын
Shaila Walsh L E G
@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559 3 жыл бұрын
thats literally what they are trying to do
@Nintendomaster221 5 жыл бұрын
"I pull my hair in a messy bun just before leaving for the grocery store. After hours and hours of shopping, I feel a hand touching the side of my leg in a comfortable yet confident way. "Hey, did you pick those groceries yourself?" The stranger says with a smooth voice. I turn around, curious to find out who the mystery gentleman might be. As I see him I gasp: Harry Styles is standing in front of me, wearing a casual yet trendy outfit, and I can tell he brushed his teeth before leaving his house. "
@s0Shi 5 жыл бұрын
His green orbs were locked in my direction, and I could tell from his radiated confidence that he had purchased Rosée and was fated to meet me this very moment.
@hsshyyh 5 жыл бұрын
“You like them i picked them out m-myself” I stuttered as i looked down hiding my blush “yeah hold that for a minute” he said as he looked at nothing and started talking to no one ‘omg he is so hot’ i thought as i bit my lips
@Ashak2001 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder why he chose me to talk to out of all these people in the grocery store, I feel so lucky. He snapped out of his daze and looked my way, keeping steady eye contact and lifting his upper lip in the most charming of smiles. He came over and laid his hand on the small of my back. " do you like these donuts?" He inquired, raising an eyebrow and leaning in closer to my face.
@merrybright5732 5 жыл бұрын
"yeah, I...I like the chocolate ones". He drops his head disappointedly. "Darn," he responds, "now I have to say I like the glazed. We can't both prefer chocolate". I nod my head, pleased that he was respectful to me by acknowledging the golden rule of not revealing a shared preference over pastry flavors. He shifts from his position where his hips faced the shelf behind me rather than my body (an excellent decision as it would be scandalous if someone who recognized me saw me facing someone as we talk) and moves to stand with us hip to hip, him facing the same direction as me behind my cart. He only turns his head to face me and maintains constant eye contact, not risking the possibility of blinking, as he pulls out an item of my cart and asks, "so...Ace bandages huh?"
@Luna-bq9jm 5 жыл бұрын
Harry puts his strong hand on the small of my back. I try to catch my breath as his hand travels further down. I begin to get scared, not by his hand, but by how excited I am to feel where his hand will soon touch. Suddenly, his hand moves to the side of my leg. I try not to show my disappointment as I laugh it off.
@boybreakdowns 4 жыл бұрын
When he was like rubbing her arm and leg and touching the small of her back, I involuntarily flinched and felt nauseous. Just don’t do that. Please. It’s weird and disrespectful and gross.
@boybreakdowns 4 жыл бұрын
@Shanny Boo who cares if you're 'disrespectful'? They're creepy creep-creeping creeps and someone needs to confront them!
@cryptid-king 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this video made me dry heave a lot
@queenelizabeth8145 4 жыл бұрын
@Shanny Boo if you are uncomfortable by them but you're not confrontational then just walk away without looking back. If you can't walk away then you unfortunately have to confront them and just say STOP.
@llamasarethesuperiorspecie2681 4 жыл бұрын
Shanny Boo “older men”????? 🤢 🤮 I’m not saying it’s bad just because he’s old but it just makes it worse
@kaitlinshaw8093 4 жыл бұрын
@Shanny Boo women have been raised to not make men feel uncomfortable, but men make us feel uncomfortable everyday. You should absolutely speak up for yourself next time you're put into a situation like that and demand respect for yourself as a fellow human. Who cares how the creep feels, why shouldn't he have to feel as uncomfortable as he's making you?
@nina.robbs565 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. Every woman's dream. A strange creepy man approaching you in the grocery store, with his intentions unclear. You'll definitely feel like you're old friends.
@tylergab3144 3 жыл бұрын
That one should be called “How to look like you’re not kidnapping someone”
@FalconRS 3 жыл бұрын
Classic incel scene of *How to meet random female*
@satanicnoodles7214 3 жыл бұрын
memento mori
@jaclynmcreaturo3876 5 жыл бұрын
very bold of him to tell us how to dress to pick up women while wearing an outfit like that
@Timby_ 5 жыл бұрын
I think the pants really... uh. a Lot
@iheartquestionmark1313 5 жыл бұрын
@@caseyaonso4270 I hope ur being sarcastic 😂😅
@dlzimbruceleritate 5 жыл бұрын
I would burn every item of clothing he has on. And don't get me started on that depressing hairline.
@yeehawjigsaw6579 5 жыл бұрын
@@Timby_ I'm not sure why but baggy pants are such a turn-off for me 💀💀
@RanckieJable 5 жыл бұрын
2006 was a different time okay
@portxr 5 жыл бұрын
i’ll be damned if some stranger puts something in my cart when i’m already poor
@sorryifoldcomment8596 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was rude as hell!! Actually shocked me.
@greatawol 5 жыл бұрын
definitely would’ve gotten kicked in the face
@portxr 5 жыл бұрын
great. ur pfp, I feel like the spiderman meme
@ItSAaliya_onSCREEN 5 жыл бұрын
Period.
@edengallagher1044 5 жыл бұрын
@@sorryifoldcomment8596 ikr he was so forceful about it like she literally said no to the hair dye and he was like "annd you're gonna get this too"
@merrybright5732 4 жыл бұрын
This man 100% went up to a woman at a grocery store, harassed her until she gave him a fake number, and when he ended up calling the number for pizza hut instead he convinced himself that she just miswrote her actual number and that he was still a pick up ~artist~ and needed to teach the world his unimaginable skill at grocery store “flirtation”
@isaofaeaea 4 жыл бұрын
Lol that was kind of specific
@00.gl3me 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god he is
@merrybright5732 4 жыл бұрын
Isabella Morales I’ve seen this exact story play out in at least two “pickup artist” books and at least one video claiming to be real lmao
@isaofaeaea 4 жыл бұрын
@@merrybright5732 lmao, I didn't even realize there were pickup artist books out there
@merrybright5732 4 жыл бұрын
Isabella Morales there’s an uncomfortable amount
@noahfick6124 4 жыл бұрын
Alan’s next video should be “how to deal with a restraining order”
@miamafalda1118 4 жыл бұрын
THIS COMMENT HAS ME WHEEZING
@rootbourne4454 4 жыл бұрын
At a grocery store of course
@mothma_am 4 жыл бұрын
How to avoid a woman who has a restraining order against you...at a grocery store
@pennyw2226 4 жыл бұрын
m o t h m a n how to use an extendo arm to bypass your restraining order in a grocery store
@anitanaseer1007 3 жыл бұрын
In a grocery store
@shelby8474 5 жыл бұрын
how to get pepper-sprayed by a woman in a grocery store
@spicysouthernreads 4 жыл бұрын
shelby AMEN!
@sophie5967 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jemimaizua4711 4 жыл бұрын
Lmoa
@davidlilley2736 4 жыл бұрын
Also how to win restraining orders and get on to the sex offenders register harassment charges
@davidlilley2736 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh don't anyone carry taxes anymore ?
@milfshanks 5 жыл бұрын
The woman in those videos looks like she’s being held hostage tbh
@milfshanks 5 жыл бұрын
Someone help her :/
@maiam388 5 жыл бұрын
Hello 911? We have a hostage situation on our hands here.
@Sbambi 5 жыл бұрын
That’s probably how everyone would look if you would use his “flirt” strategies. So at least it’s authentic. lol
@astrangermagi 5 жыл бұрын
April, blink twice if there is someone with a gun behind the camera :(
@angelinashaw7688 5 жыл бұрын
"I can talk over my shoulder like this, or I can talk OVER my shoulder like THIS"
@_cl0ud9ne 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@bbreadcrumbb 4 жыл бұрын
Me, a female employee at a grocery store: Hi, Did you find everything okay? Alan: Where did you grow up?? what is your social security number?? what is your mothers maiden name??
@llamasarethesuperiorspecie2681 4 жыл бұрын
Where I grew up:leave My social security number:me My mothers maidens name:the Dhjsksodldlmdndndbdhhdu:fuck Ysushkalapaksbvdwcrxysll:ALONE
@FalconRS 3 жыл бұрын
Seems legit.
@mmacayla 5 жыл бұрын
poor blonde woman blink twice if you are being taken hostage-
@haggisa 5 жыл бұрын
-macayla- Her poor acting skills actually work in favour of highlighting how bonkers and creepy his entire approach is. It’s like a parody of the video contained within the video. It would have been brilliant as a cringe comedy sketch a la “The Office”, alas...no such luck.
@data0oo0o25 5 жыл бұрын
-macayla- she looks completely dead inside.
@burnpygmalion39 5 жыл бұрын
😐😑😐😑
@para-yw9dn 5 жыл бұрын
i feel so bad for her
@raine3716 5 жыл бұрын
hi i’m sophia 😐😑😐😑
@portxr 5 жыл бұрын
imagine just tryna buy some groceries and some dude in the aisle is making a video about finding a girl
@ifoundhisjams4075 4 жыл бұрын
My mum would be cussing him in our language
@blueberrysk1es 4 жыл бұрын
more like “how to make women deeply uncomfortable (at a grocery store)”
@emilyorion4280 4 жыл бұрын
the man literally has a tutorial on how to make his unwanted advances seem "friendly" so that other people in the store dont notice how uncomfortable the woman is and try to intervene. this man KNOWS how he makes women feel- he just doesnt care.
@Kynesonline 5 жыл бұрын
I’m scared of him I feel like he can see me
@katodd2925 4 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud
@parkchimmin7913 4 жыл бұрын
He can smell your fear too
@rebekahc8442 4 жыл бұрын
Park ChimMin LMFAO BYE-
@parkchimmin7913 4 жыл бұрын
Rebekah C **sniff sniff**
@Alejandro-gg7oz 4 жыл бұрын
im actually scared of otakus like you you prob a 40 years old perv like every otaku
@ximenasamuda1756 5 жыл бұрын
ah yes nothing I love more than being flirted with when im getting ramen and tampons
@hairylilmangoseed1440 5 жыл бұрын
SCORBUS SKANK 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀👌👌
@Ashak2001 5 жыл бұрын
*he throws some random ace bandage in there and says "maybe you could wrap this around your stomach... It could be the new fashion trend"* 😉😉
@astroblast2325 5 жыл бұрын
"maybe these ace bandages will help with your flow 😝😜😁✌️"
@Fishgirl212 5 жыл бұрын
Listen, idk about you but I absolutely love it when I go to the grocery store looking like a crackhead, just buying some AA batteries and lotion, and a random guy dressed like he straight up came out of a 2003 high school yearbook comes out and tries to flirt with me. That’s the ABSOLUTE best thing ever and not at all annoying in the slightest.
@sinsofthefather 5 жыл бұрын
@@Fishgirl212 i know right??? likeee, toTaLLY friKIN nOT anNOYIn' iN thE slIIGHTEST it is very romantic!
@xxIluvyouguysxx 4 жыл бұрын
I think this goes without saying, but men: please don’t flirt with us in the grocery store.
@larae.5553 3 жыл бұрын
Fr. Like anyone is free to come up and talk to me. BUT LIKE A HUMAN. A n o r m a l human. Like "Hi, I like your style would you like to meet up some time?" And if I say no they go "alright no problem have a good day" and actually go.
@natasha8007 3 жыл бұрын
@@larae.5553 Amen!
@jotunn30 3 жыл бұрын
i mean..in general don't flirt with people at a grocery store..people are there to buy shit not to meet people lol
@july4376 4 жыл бұрын
imagine: you’re on your period and you just want some chips and chocolate because you’re miserable and some weird dude comes up and says “hey you’re beautiful and i was drawn to you because of your eyeshadow” turns their hips towards you and then gives you some random beauty product
@mayflyforyou 3 жыл бұрын
I'd probably barf on him.
@kaitlin9288 Жыл бұрын
This sounds like an encounter in some weird RPG
@mimmikibilly 10 ай бұрын
I mean, at that point it's an MLM pitch.
@andy-moss 5 жыл бұрын
April is full on dissociating rn. That is a shell of a woman
@ldontknowwholam 4 жыл бұрын
april looks like she just came back from war
@solala1312 4 жыл бұрын
she has experience as a sales person of some kind, that dead smile that never leaves the face - so familiar
@pennyw2226 4 жыл бұрын
alex the war of innocent women vs incels and nice guys
@bean_enthusiast 4 жыл бұрын
@April Mercer Girl blink twice if ur being held captive
@dewdropproductions3634 4 жыл бұрын
April Mercer sis you good?
@naikahara 5 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate how he said "I love your eyeshadow" when she wasn't wearing any? King
@ciaran9738 3 жыл бұрын
@Dynasty The Gemini Maybe of Dumbsville. LOL. I’m funny............
@kingpenguin6088 3 жыл бұрын
That me
@bxnnii1564 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingpenguin6088 yes dat u
@angelikaskoroszyn8495 4 жыл бұрын
There're a lot of videos on KZfaq teaching socially awkward people how to interact with others. They often have obvious tips because if you're sweating just at the thought of asking for directions it is the content you need And then there're those videos. They won't teach you how to be less awkward or even accidentally creepy - they will turn you into sexual predator. I felt truly uncomfortable when he said "you don't want to grab their breast in public space" like it was OK to grope strangers when there're no strangers because a woman will look badly after rejecting your advances WTF
@eltoya9216 4 жыл бұрын
Right? That was awful
@kayleslielouise1180 5 жыл бұрын
The actress in the grocery store did NOT use his advice on creating the appearance of a genuine smile.
@meganweaver915 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing brings her joy
@d__x2555 5 жыл бұрын
On behalf of employees everywhere male and female: don't
@peppaztea6031 4 жыл бұрын
Please dont
@ciaran9738 4 жыл бұрын
PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEE don’t.
@sock9107 3 жыл бұрын
On behalf of people in general: don’t
@gracieswebcam476 3 жыл бұрын
Also non-binary
@scoutsalem9926 3 жыл бұрын
ive had a guy try to flirt with me by trying to figure out my race as if thats a compliment? thanks my parents did a good job mixing races i guess....
@tacobellforeplay 5 жыл бұрын
step one: go to the nearest whole foods step two: buy rosé step three: wait till someone buys celery step four: get married :)
@machaelagblack7545 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly what i was thinking
@mehlohday 5 жыл бұрын
natalie 517316 it’s a Cody ko joke
@burnpygmalion39 5 жыл бұрын
step 5: paint circles
@pixelatedbaddie2242 5 жыл бұрын
hi i’m sophia step 6: moan throughout the whole video and say “fair enough”
@inhle1688 5 жыл бұрын
hi i’m sophia step 6: make video called “you” and scam people through a dodgey website.
@kelleecrumby4434 4 жыл бұрын
As a female who used to work in a grocery store please for the love of all that is good and holy do NOT hit on the employees. It’s so uncomfortable and there is no way to get away I hate it
@greenbeans9033 3 жыл бұрын
Not even at the grocery store just Every where. Stop it. The only people I’m okay with is normally woman because they know the line and lesbian flirting is pretty much nonexistent so
@ArykMathias 4 жыл бұрын
This is proof enough of how women are objectified.
@mothma_am 4 жыл бұрын
HE HAS HER STAND COMPLETELY STILL AND SILENT WHILE HES EXPLAINING WHAT TO DO NEXT IM-
@eltoya9216 4 жыл бұрын
Right? She’s treated like a prop while he does all the talking... what-
@vampirelove2103 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly it's so smh 😃🔪
@meg-dd5ft 5 жыл бұрын
all u have to do is just buy celery at the grocery store and then next thing u know you’ll find the love of your life buying rosé
@mlgatobu 5 жыл бұрын
love this reference
@pebble3951 5 жыл бұрын
fair enough
@quackkith 5 жыл бұрын
oH god speaking is my LOVE LANGUAGE
@Laura-tq4vg 5 жыл бұрын
not at any grocery store, it's gotta be whole foods
@meg-dd5ft 5 жыл бұрын
Laura ur absolutely correct
@yusufkadar 5 жыл бұрын
The blonde woman, the cameraman and the viewer are all being held hostage.
@evelynparsons2312 4 жыл бұрын
I’m just hoping Alan’s being held hostage at this point. 😂
@ciaran9738 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that people are even slightly like this makes me lose hope in humanity. 😂😅
@epkurnissheoway 3 жыл бұрын
that's exactly how I felt like holy shit
@afsananasrin6311 3 жыл бұрын
now it makes sense
@laurelalana2479 4 жыл бұрын
If a guy came up to me, touched me without my permission, and then said “you’ll take this” while putting things in my cart.... I will either stare him dead in the eye, say “don’t touch me.” and put whatever he put in my cart back, OR I’ll slap him and then chuck the things he put in my cart at him
@sorryifoldcomment8596 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, if any guy tried to pull this shit on me, I'm not holding back. I'll inform the manager as well and they should take it seriously.
@filipt129 5 жыл бұрын
as a worker at a grocery store, please do NOT start having small talk with me we’re not only paid to serve you we also have a million shit to do and we have deadlines:)
@user-wc3wt8in5p 5 жыл бұрын
Filip T YES OMFG
@404usernotfound_ 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like shit just for asking a worker where to find specific items, I can't imagine trying to chat about the weather with someone forced to be nice to you
@MegaKaitouKID1412 4 жыл бұрын
Literally if he did these same things to a store worker, who has a literal right not be sexually harassed in the workplace, he'd get escorted out by security and probably banned if he ever talked to them again.
@ChibiRandom13 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is like "put your hand where she's comfortable" and then immediately puts his hand in every super uncomfortable place for a stranger to touch you
@Cecil... 4 жыл бұрын
bUt At LeAsT hE dIdN't ToUcH hEr bReAsT
@Zullala 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao her job in this video is to pretend to be interested in him and she's so repulsed she can't even pretend 😂. Yeah he's hella awkward... My second hand embarrassment is out the roof! Geeze his advice is pretty bad. No if you are a stranger do not use body language as if you are an old friend. You need to respect someone personal space when you are stranger. Boxing the person in with your body is a terrible idea. She was caged between the cart, the wall and your body that was directly facing her. That's threatening and imposing. It instantly makes people in general feel uncomfortable and want to escape the situation. You don't want to make your potential love interest want to run away from you jeez... And omg those sexual overtones were so clunky ugh.
@dionysusfilms165 4 жыл бұрын
Yess thank you
@potatomcgee6576 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that they're in a different aisle for each video makes the whole thing even more uncomfortable. It feels like he's stalking her around the store.
@Marina_7 3 жыл бұрын
"You HAVE been shopping for hours" wasn't he though??
@spamdeez 5 жыл бұрын
oh i understand why women always reject me in the grocery store, i've been going up to them and just grabbing their breast!! thanks allen!
@sorryifoldcomment8596 5 жыл бұрын
The more you know 🙄
@ley8443 5 жыл бұрын
same
@meredithward3891 4 жыл бұрын
No no no, you have it all wrong. Touch her thigh with the back of your hand and then walk away and see if she wants to talk about donuts
@feyiy483 4 жыл бұрын
But if you’re somewhere that’s not a grocery store....forget about it!! Grab away!
@miriamreinhardt8939 4 жыл бұрын
Dale Carnegie and Emily Post are proud of your normal social behavior
@ItsBekahh 5 жыл бұрын
As a female grocery store employee... DO NOT BE LIKE ALLEN
@annamuller1666 4 жыл бұрын
seconded! There are only a few customers worse than that.
@ciaran9738 3 жыл бұрын
Thirded! As a male, can I just apologise on behalf of this man? 😂😂😂
@efiedler9139 4 жыл бұрын
Her shifting eye contact says she is uncomfortable and is to scared to say no
@notebook_girll 4 жыл бұрын
I would literally go up to someone at the deli or pharmacy and ask if they could hid me for awhile. I have literally, in fact, asked for an employee to talk to me for awhile while I was hiding once. Men, please just don't.
@dorcaswinter8296 5 жыл бұрын
This should be renamed - How to get restraining orders: the grocery store edition
@melrj2727 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😭💀
@peppaztea6031 4 жыл бұрын
How to get stabbed to death with asparagus
@pennyw2226 4 жыл бұрын
How to get kicked in the nuts: creepy grocery store edition
@kaysophy 5 жыл бұрын
If a guy came at me the way this guy does I would never go to that store again
@kaysophy 5 жыл бұрын
@Ali M. True! He's giving off some major serial killer vibes so might have to go into the witness protection program at the very least
@SealStepMusic 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve literally changed grocery stores because I was hit on in one and never wanted to see him again
@kaysophy 5 жыл бұрын
Soggy Broccoli that’s horrible! And you just know that this stuff happens way too often and all of the time
@arilovesatz 5 жыл бұрын
This happened to me at Starbucks and I haven’t been to that Starbucks in years!!! Creepy ass experience! I would go after school to Starbucks once a week to study, and the same guy was always there around the same time I was.....and he would come up and make conversation (which is fine, I like to talk to people) but it would just get awkward when he’d stand super close to me and I’d move away and he’d scoot closer and closer and try and touch me. I’d keep moving away and pretend I was texting on my phone and I caught him looking over at my phone a few times, like wtf?! And then the last experience was my final breaking point when he tried to grab my ass.....never felt so uncomfortable.
@arilovesatz 5 жыл бұрын
Also the guy in the grocery store videos looks almost like him🤢
@rubyisalwayssleepy8775 4 жыл бұрын
mental note: when the self-isolation ends, go to the grocery store either with my partner or dressed as unappealingly to men as possible
@sorryifoldcomment8596 3 жыл бұрын
I have Bluetooth headphones that have a light when they're on, so they can see I can't hear them. I literally blast music and pretend I don't hear or see them, allowing me to successfully ignore them and run away. 😆 it's horrible, and sucks that it's genuinely better when I'm with my BF. Dudes will never stop a woman who is with a man.
@HolandaChiquita 4 жыл бұрын
The whole "down and up" look is so creepy. That's something one should never do when starting a conversation like that.
@maya_m125 5 жыл бұрын
“Direct your hips away from her, walk out of the isle, and leave her alone 🙃”😂
@leslieu4089 5 жыл бұрын
He went through the entire video without addressing how to handle a woman not wanting to be bothered with you. Apparently - that didn't occur to him.
@MyahMDA 5 жыл бұрын
This is the weirdest thing ever. It’s “almost” like they didn’t consult any women 🤣🤣🤣
@Lauren-rx6ti 4 жыл бұрын
me: *has a jojo siwa concert dvd and a nerf gun in my cart* alan: i LiKe WhAtS iN yOuR cArT
@alexandranapolitano9770 5 жыл бұрын
he's trying to teach the area 51 aliens how to attract human mates
@edengallagher1044 5 жыл бұрын
thousandth likee
@alexandranapolitano9770 5 жыл бұрын
@@edengallagher1044 YASSSSSSS THANK YOU
@luxuscarnage4828 4 жыл бұрын
Oh! So this is why they aren't breeding.
@vlo4829 4 жыл бұрын
@Luxus Carnage: They've been tricked into becoming unpaid spokespeople for whatever product is closest to both them and the nearest woman.
@spamdeez 5 жыл бұрын
if a guy stared at me like that, locked on and smiling like a psycho, of course i would look down and then call the police
@brian_Austin27 5 жыл бұрын
I'd probably laugh in his face like laugh my ass off
@melodyhaviland9393 5 жыл бұрын
oh 100 percent
@kamea2083 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't break eye contact as I took out my phone and dialled 911
@maudernart5246 5 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing with all those ace bandages?" Tying up creeps like you in my basement.
@r.j.penfold 3 жыл бұрын
Dressing up like a mummy and screaming like the gibdos from LOZ
@localcryptid740 4 жыл бұрын
"Put things in her cart that she didn't choose and doesn't want and tell her what she needs to look good. That's playful and fun and flirty."
@maggiecheyenne 5 жыл бұрын
The ACE bandage flirting made me SO uncomfortable. I have never wanted a conversation to end more than I did in that moment
@elvingearmasterirma7241 5 жыл бұрын
I have too much empathy. I wanted to physically yeet myself out of a window for her part.
@Duhbella 5 жыл бұрын
I physically cannot stop cringing. I think I need medical attention.
@inhle1688 5 жыл бұрын
cheyenne m “wOuLdN’t YoU LiKe tO KnOw”
@melodyhaviland9393 5 жыл бұрын
cheyenne m you can wear it OUTSIDE your clothes
@5everr 4 жыл бұрын
wAAAAH
@LKNardo 5 жыл бұрын
This guy has definitely killed someone he met in a grocery store.
@haggisa 5 жыл бұрын
Laura Nardo “Remember, always dress casually, when you’re going out to bury the body. Also, don’t forget to smile at the cops.”
@brittanydalton3419 4 жыл бұрын
@@haggisa "make sure to push your hips to the side of the duct tape and rope to show you have good intentions for them" 😂😂
@audreymcneal 5 жыл бұрын
That “blush, look down look” is a FEAR reaction because when you make eye contact with a strange man in a grocery store they can MISINTERPRET THAT SHIT AND THINK YOU’RE INTO THEM! I would call it the “quick, look away”!
@Niniminns 4 жыл бұрын
That made me feel so uncomfortable, especially when he put his hand on her back, that's something you only do if you've been on a few dates and it's going well or are dancing together.
@natasha8007 3 жыл бұрын
Someone in the comments found her and she’s his wife, and it’s still this awkward!!!
@r.j.penfold 3 жыл бұрын
@@natasha8007 HE'S MARRIED?!
@angelinaschneiderporco4140 5 жыл бұрын
this is genuinely scary, if this guy came up to me and tried to talk to me i would leave my cart and get out of the store as fast as possible
@brian_Austin27 5 жыл бұрын
Nah forget the cart he can have it 😂😭😭
@cozycasasmr4510 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr and be watching my back all the way to my car in case we follows 😭😭
@carlcarl4287 5 жыл бұрын
Also this dude’s video looks like it was filmed on a Nintendo DSI
@Amii-dw7jd 5 жыл бұрын
I have better quality pictures/videos on my dsi from 2010😂
@a.l.michael6240 5 жыл бұрын
Not getting a Nintendo DSI for Christmas as a kid was the beginning of my childhood trauma
@darkyoumemento5307 5 жыл бұрын
Yup. That's my roast of the day.
@michaelroot4425 5 жыл бұрын
Nah more like an LG Smart Refrigerator inside camera
@sydneymorris9919 4 жыл бұрын
Lol i remembered i use to own one
@toetotipthatsabart5048 4 жыл бұрын
Why does he keep pitching grocery items? He’s acting like he works there. “Buy these bandages, and these scrunchies, and these donuts!”
@noratintalle3813 3 жыл бұрын
When he says " make the touches look innocent" it's creepy because it's just giving him plausible deniability when someone calls him out for being creepy " what? i'm not harassing this woman! it's not like I groped her"
@acebernaise4087 5 жыл бұрын
lmao that girl painted her fake smile on that morning
@NicoleFoti 5 жыл бұрын
ahahah she's a pro at it.
@kimishere2slay 5 жыл бұрын
Is it okay if instead of liking this video, I just point my hips toward the like button?
@squidneythesquid2487 4 жыл бұрын
Casey Aonso i thought this went acknowledged, but your replayed saved my hope for this comment section
@wihh87 4 жыл бұрын
That'll work
@popolop5825 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@vlo4829 4 жыл бұрын
@Kim Cayton: You could also touch its shoulder or the side of its leg. The small of the back is comfortable, too. Just don't go too far up or too far down. That makes it less comfortable.
@julianna2333 4 жыл бұрын
Omg that was so funny I just loled
@julianna2333 4 жыл бұрын
When you try to flirt with someone but instead you say that they would look good in ace bandages on top of their jeans.. yep happened to everyone
@daisybryar2737 4 жыл бұрын
Pro tip - don't touch women (or anyone) the first time you meet them. You would not believe how much it sets off their fight or flight instinct
@evies.1018 5 жыл бұрын
If I guy approached me like this at a grocery store, I would run out of there as fast as humanly possible
@Sims2freakazoider 5 жыл бұрын
Especially if he starts trying to convince me to buy makeup and throwing shit in my basket, like FUCK OFF dude. I'd report him immediately.
@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult 5 жыл бұрын
the incels that follow him are screwed
@evies.1018 5 жыл бұрын
Jessica L And when he started talking about hitting on employees?? I cringed so haaaard😣
@kari_sims 5 жыл бұрын
i would probably take out my ankle knife before he could even say hi, this dude has no self awareness
@maddiegrace9787 5 жыл бұрын
This looks like it was filmed in 2004 along with their cringely-acted out driving safety videos.
@valentinaclg 5 жыл бұрын
It was made 11 years ago
@japanesedinner0 5 жыл бұрын
cringy 2004 driving safety videos. by random 14 year olds girl 1: y’all goin to the mall? girl 2: yeah. girl 3: yeah. girl 1: alright i’ll drive **they all pile into a car** girl 1: put y’all seatbelts on girl 2: psh yolo **gets into crash** **bad flying cgi** girl 2: AHHHHH girl 1 and 3: we told her to buckle up! **girls in hospital** girl 2: always buckle up... **girl 2 dies**
@sammallory8099 5 жыл бұрын
It looks like it was filmed in 2007 with a calculator
@ley8443 5 жыл бұрын
@@japanesedinner0 WE TOLD HER TO BUCKLE UP
@Rachaer 3 жыл бұрын
the line "i want people to think we know each other when they look at us talking" is just the creepiest thing ever. imagine talking to this fine specimen and having no chance at escaping because he makes it look like we know each other so others don't come and help you get away
@bethanyandrews9029 4 жыл бұрын
McElroy advise about employees, “if they can’t physically run away then don’t ask them out “
@astrangermagi 5 жыл бұрын
How is his advice always like: "Dress casually" "Smile naturally" Those are things you just ... do? Is he a psychopath? Like does he always have to remind himself of what normal humans do in every day situations?
@haggisa 5 жыл бұрын
Magsi Maginski “Dress casually” “Smile naturally” “Remember not to blink using your third, vertical eyelid” “Always oil your gears, so that the sound of machinery whirring underneath your human skin suit doesn’t freak them out” “Retract the metal spikes into your forearm” “Never comment on how strange it is, that humans need perishable foods to sustain them” “Don’t mention your secret mission. Or murder. Never mention murder”
@Mariadgv 5 жыл бұрын
haggisa LMFAOO
@db2420 5 жыл бұрын
"i like your shirt :)" an oscar winning performance from grocery store woman
@maggiee639 5 жыл бұрын
dani what a lying liar!
@plopplop5218 4 жыл бұрын
Loonaaa
@Ellbat 5 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching you I think I'm in love this isn't funny
@cupidangelwings 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to Walmart or something and getting approached by someone like this 💀💀💀
@sianchild 5 жыл бұрын
I can imagine all the neckbeards and niceguys watching these videos and then blowing up at women when they don't buy into this stalker like behaviour
@jcat5443 5 жыл бұрын
Right? That's the worst part is that people that do this shit often get aggressive or violent if you show disinterest. I remember so many instances where I realized part way through that faking sweetness and coming up with some random excuse to get the fuck out of there was safer than being honest because this person was clearly not going to listen to me if I said no. Its so fucking terrifying.
@yoitsannajo 4 жыл бұрын
😬
@cameronwalker8530 5 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁 👔 gotta have confidence 👖 👟👟
@realbeansdabomb 4 жыл бұрын
👁👅👁 - bonk bonk
@Cecil... 4 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@melrj2727 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 💀
@Ellathirteen 4 жыл бұрын
These videos have the same energy as the videos they showed us in middle school Spanish class
@dionysusfilms165 4 жыл бұрын
Why is this so accurate lol
@thesexiestbaby 3 жыл бұрын
OMG HAHA
@beautiful-jt6kx 5 жыл бұрын
"What's the first letter of your blood type ? "😂😂😂 this man thinks that flirting is the same as sexual harassment
@j24030 5 жыл бұрын
his videos are so painfully 2003, those fashion choices really were Choices™
@avtsu5434 4 жыл бұрын
he looks like somebody once told him the world was gonna roll him
@laststorm1279 4 жыл бұрын
@@avtsu5434 And he was told he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
@katelynnr9990 4 жыл бұрын
@SAVANNAH ANTON in the shape of an L on her forehead
@siiighhhs 5 жыл бұрын
I dont think making decisions on another person's purchases is a good idea. Dont just throw shit into someone elses basket wtf is wrong w this dude
@siiighhhs 5 жыл бұрын
@@dreamplanwrite just imagine all the men that were led astray by him im smh
@aquamarineancientsoul7893 5 жыл бұрын
When men think they know how women think this shit happens. And he kept commenting on whats her color which made me wanna punch the sreen but i cant bc i cant pay to fix it
@Stasisification 5 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because you’re totally right, but over all the other stuff that’s where we choose to draw the line 😂😂
@jaxstermue9918 5 жыл бұрын
A guy did this to me once and I think he saw this video 😂😂
@edengallagher1044 5 жыл бұрын
@@jaxstermue9918 what'd you do
@dionysusfilms165 4 жыл бұрын
He is the most un-charismatic man I’ve ever seen.
@alisaurus4224 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Josh Duggar’s mugshot too.
@liesalllies 4 жыл бұрын
FORTUNATELY a shopping cart is a pretty effective weapon
@langleymneely 5 жыл бұрын
“Employees HAVE to be nice to you!” Yikes...😂🤣😂
@asiaw3951 5 жыл бұрын
That lady looks so uncomfortable that I can feel it through the screen...
@TheTiredhermit 5 жыл бұрын
I think she likes him 😂
@milkeyway7105 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTiredhermit no she's not??
@royce5010 4 жыл бұрын
replace the second L in Allen with an I. there’s ur answer, folks.
@crybaby-zo9fw 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment that’s all i’m gonna say
@konstance13 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, some of the self-improvement stuff like proper hygiene and smiling more to feel happier could be helpful for awkward guys before they get wrapped into incel culture and the like. But the actual flirting/pickup artist shit is so uncomfortable and invasive, especially the idea of flirting with a worker or touching a stranger.
@chlp8953 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, I’ll totally be slapping on some ace bandages ontop of my jeans to start a new fashion trend, some predator at the grocery store told me to do so!
@sorryifoldcomment8596 5 жыл бұрын
Soon there will be signs up in the grocery stores: *If you are being harassed or made to feel uncomfortable, put an ace bandage on your pants. When our store employees see it, you will be escorted up front and 911 will be called.* *price of ace bandage not included
@chlp8953 5 жыл бұрын
Ansa Seppalainen don’t let the predators know tho 👀
@katy3110 5 жыл бұрын
The bad part is that men must actually listen to this "Advice" because i feel extremely uncomfortable every time i'm going to the grocery store, it's literally just a building of sexual harassment
@maggiee639 4 жыл бұрын
k a t y ew what kind of grocery store do you go to?!
@EmoKittyCat666 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one 😓 I have gotten hit on and harassed more times than I can count at the grocery store. The only times I don't have an unwanted comment is when I'm there with my husband, go figure 🙄
@peppaztea6031 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@aseofhearts 4 жыл бұрын
the one time im glad I’m ugly lol coz this never happens to me
@AnaPie896 3 жыл бұрын
I’m responding to a year old comment but one time in Trader Joe’s some dude followed me around and proceeded to follow me to my car and basically block my exit. I was terrified
@DFC3770 5 жыл бұрын
This guy seems to be giving advice to creeps. “ Make it look like u are close friends.” Heck no. More like “ Make it look like u aren’t a creep, and that she doesn’t need to get away as fast as possible.”
@agata5948 4 жыл бұрын
The woman looked more interested in the camera person then him😂😂
@photoboy8986 5 жыл бұрын
me buying lube and a whole bag of jelly beans : this guy : i LiKe WhAtS iN YoUr cArt
@kindakyana2372 4 жыл бұрын
Wait why lube and jelly beans specifically 👀
@aalexttostado 4 жыл бұрын
People Talk Alot "i shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass"
@kindakyana2372 4 жыл бұрын
@@aalexttostado that's a story to tell to generations...
@gamemastershn9762 4 жыл бұрын
photo boy WHY THOSE ITEMS?
@goodvibes8923 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe their bicycle chain needs an extra greasing and it just happens to be easter 👀
@SpookyDeerArt 5 жыл бұрын
if a dude is staring at me like that in the grocery store i'm immediately going to the most populated section and hiding out with all the other people invariably terrified of The Starer.
@valjoy1507 4 жыл бұрын
If a man used any of these tactics I would immediately go to the nearest grocery associate and report him. His videos should be called "How to groom your next victim in grocery store"
@peppaztea6031 4 жыл бұрын
**let the pepper spray hit the face playing ominously in the background**
@marmelaota1703 5 жыл бұрын
I have the feeling he is a r/niceguy who somehow got a woman to actually get into him and now he thinks he is the woman and flirt expert of the century.
@TheAudraReins 5 жыл бұрын
This makes me realize second hand embarrassment is a real thing
@haggisa 5 жыл бұрын
Audra Rowdygirl It’s. So. Painful!
@phantomgreenie 4 жыл бұрын
you only just realized this? I've had it my whole life my dude
@Cecil... 4 жыл бұрын
What's that?
@phantomgreenie 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cecil... whats second hand embarrassment? is that what's you're asking? I'll explain I just need clarification
@Cecil... 4 жыл бұрын
@@phantomgreenie Yes, that is my question c:
@bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258 4 жыл бұрын
this dude basically just said, “it’s the eyeshadow for me anyway this is the perfect example of a skilled and expertly crafted method of a conversation.”
@nora496 4 жыл бұрын
How To Flirt With Women In A Grocery Store Step One: *DON'T*
@michaelargenta3856 3 жыл бұрын
BORING U R
@nora496 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelargenta3856 what-
@sorryifoldcomment8596 3 жыл бұрын
For real, no one goes to the grocery store to chat in the aisles. You can't stop for one second in my area's grocery stores! Like, how many people are waiting to get into the aisle he's blocking??
@nora496 3 жыл бұрын
@@sorryifoldcomment8596 right its like get in and get out you can stop but not just sitting there like that, especially now with covid
@Margarita51629 5 жыл бұрын
imagine if that's actually his wife and she still looks that uncomfortable around him
@nikkinikkinikki98 5 жыл бұрын
Margarita Churaeva I looked him up on Facebook because I’m a creep, and I think that might actually be his wife 💀
@Margarita51629 5 жыл бұрын
@@nikkinikkinikki98 lmaoo poor lady 🤐🤐
@thiccbih3140 5 жыл бұрын
do i spy a bulgarian sister??
@Margarita51629 5 жыл бұрын
@@thiccbih3140 russian 🙈🙈
@thiccbih3140 5 жыл бұрын
Margarita Churaeva you mean bigger bulgaria? even better
@evies.1018 5 жыл бұрын
*In a grocery store* “Hey babe, are you looking for celery?” “No...I’m looking for a banana.”
@sorryifoldcomment8596 5 жыл бұрын
I have a banana for you 😘😘😘 Wait where are you going???
@evies.1018 5 жыл бұрын
@@sorryifoldcomment8596 Well, now I need to get some mace. And some pepper....spray.
@TheAudraReins 5 жыл бұрын
I wanted to like this comment, but I couldn't because it had 666 likes!😈😈
@JoTheAnomaly 4 жыл бұрын
The physical contact part is where I start screaming in the grocery store.
@ashleybz 3 жыл бұрын
ok but is HE paying for that stuff he threw into HER cart 😭
@warewolf1master 5 жыл бұрын
Everytime he touched and rubbed her arm, I could feel my guts trying to get out of my stomach.
@Ashak2001 5 жыл бұрын
That says a lot coming from you, must be legit
@SamGlaze 5 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness he wasn’t touching breasts or behinds in public though. That would be not classy
@uglybiscuit1828 5 жыл бұрын
Sexual assault is a sin even to satan