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@TheRisky94 жыл бұрын
"Are you single? Married? Have kids?" "I'm Clark Kent."
@sandraenomis28334 жыл бұрын
Oh come on I thought I was the first one who thought of that 😂😂😂😂😂
@evildustbunnie91874 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jaja90084 жыл бұрын
@@sandraenomis2833 EVERYONE thought that, not only you! :P
@sandraenomis28334 жыл бұрын
It was more of I hope that no one else put it on here yet 😂😂😂😂
@TheRisky94 жыл бұрын
Oh, lots of people put up Clark Kent comments already. And they're all amazing.
@thatvolvoguy65656 жыл бұрын
The first guy is that moment when when sarcasm is turned on but you cant turn it off
@JoshuaJadeMcCoskrie6 жыл бұрын
The Chandler effect
@andrewshin46886 жыл бұрын
JDR 235 sarcastiball
@maimunahhussain37386 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of superman Clark Kent
@LastPrecent6 жыл бұрын
Yeah was my first thaught aswell. :D Looks somewhat similiar to old superman. :D
@trapstarkyle41266 жыл бұрын
I looked that up, I cant tell you, it's not that.
@thorbeorn42953 ай бұрын
Andrew is a legend! "Should be fairly obvious at this point" LMFAO
@youssefnaifer160226 күн бұрын
He has a point
@Lebowski33325 күн бұрын
‘I also like waiting around…’ 😂gold
@vinobody19 күн бұрын
@@Lebowski333 you know that song?
@Lebowski33319 күн бұрын
@@vinobody I just think he’s funny. What song?
@vinobody18 күн бұрын
@@Lebowski333 watch the vid again and u'll get it...
@ImmortalExplorerАй бұрын
The way he says 'I'm here auditioning for American Idol, it should be fairly obvious at rhis point ' had me in stitches.
@Maximum_rizz_Ай бұрын
Same 😂
@edb81395 күн бұрын
I know, right?! Those judges have NO sense of humour!!!
@hope20464 жыл бұрын
the first guy is literally me trying to talk to anyone.
@majinvegeta32844 жыл бұрын
Whyyyy are you gayyyyhhhhh.
@majinvegeta32844 жыл бұрын
@@hope2046 you are gayyyhhhhh
@hope20464 жыл бұрын
Majin VEGETA Yes
@majinvegeta32844 жыл бұрын
@@hope2046 you are attracted to femalehhh.
@hope20464 жыл бұрын
Majin VEGETA well I’m actually pan.. lol
@AvengeBasketball5 жыл бұрын
First guy looks like evil Clark Kent 😂😂😂
@witnessmycats15055 жыл бұрын
True lol.
@mikerotch60685 жыл бұрын
He looks more like the scarecrow from Dark Knight
@tommyluio55095 жыл бұрын
@@mikerotch6068 no he doesn't u weirdo his head isn't made of hay
@blackpanther-yr1ep5 жыл бұрын
True Clark focking Kent from smallville
@psyche15265 жыл бұрын
Damnit. Someone had beat me to the punch.
@seangallagher19477 ай бұрын
First guy was actually perfectly in-key.
@SuperDarkmatter113 ай бұрын
he was not lol
@averyetvspecial14872 ай бұрын
No he wasn’t, and he had no other technique to speak of… and was a total dickhead. Hope he’s homeless by now.
@brentnichols30712 ай бұрын
@@SuperDarkmatter11 not perfectly, but he was pretty close. His voice was cracking a bunch. Does he sound good enough to go pro? No.
@SuperDarkmatter112 ай бұрын
@@brentnichols3071 No, he needs a lot of work. Theres a reason he didnt go through bro and its because he cant sing and he has zero social skills
@brentnichols30712 ай бұрын
@@SuperDarkmatter11 lmao what do I know about music. I’m no expert.
@Fun2Draw-Kids1783 ай бұрын
the first guy actually sounds pretty good. He was just spitting facts
@darkno64932 ай бұрын
By acting like a 15 year old?
@JonathanVachon7772 ай бұрын
@@darkno6493 and how do you act yourself? 2 years old?
@bradpitt839Ай бұрын
@@darkno6493oh you just got roasted 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gloryshadow8710Ай бұрын
@@darkno6493 They asked him why he was angry and he answered them. They clearly looked for confrontation. If they didnt want to hear, they didnt need to ask and escalate this further.
@TurncoatCharlesАй бұрын
@darkno6493 you gotta admit those questions have always been so stupid. Why are you here? To be rich and famous, no fucking shit. What brought you here? To be rich and famous, no fucking shit. It seriously is a dumb question and he is just being honest. The panelists are fake hollywood douches who cant handle when someone doesnt do everything they say like a trained puppy. A normal response from the panelists would be to recognize that it is a stupid question and someone finally showed up to point it out. It takes someone with no brain power to say, are you ficking kidding? Im here to be a singer. I thought it was refreshing someone finally said its a stupid question
@leenooraidy81504 жыл бұрын
I kinda wanna see Gordon ramsay and Simon Cowell roasting each other
@dfrizzel22284 жыл бұрын
Leeno's life yeeessss
@Pepe-zw8xi4 жыл бұрын
Gordon would clap him until he knows how to do a good chicken sandwich.
@magic-zn9ot4 жыл бұрын
FUCKING RAWWWWWWWWWW
@hharrybboy4 жыл бұрын
YESS!!!!
@razzdazzler91964 жыл бұрын
That's how black holes are made
@amaracea6 жыл бұрын
“You hear that? Everybody? I’m single”
@arevans016 жыл бұрын
Amaracea XD
@sarahtraeger16346 жыл бұрын
Amaracea so surprising....
@alphareccon10596 жыл бұрын
Who is this first guy ?? He sings very well
@alphareccon10596 жыл бұрын
Never Mind, im already figured out
@SonyStarTV136 жыл бұрын
Thank you I almost didn‘t catch that. :P
@DASKITTYKATZE22 күн бұрын
The first guy was good! And he did apologize. And did his thing. I'd vote for him.
@catblanc88744 ай бұрын
andrew’s attitude would blow him up on tiktok and get him a cult following i love it
@barryflynchАй бұрын
you love an absolutely horrible person, you're everything wrong with society
@suzystar3Ай бұрын
Lowkey he just seems kind of autistic and too direct. He doesn't seem like a bad guy or to have malice at all he's just a little too honest.
@racher459324 күн бұрын
People who think of the fame hags on tik tok as legitimate artists make a very good argument for eugenics. To keep things clear for you, that's a bad thing.
@XcaliburW24 күн бұрын
Andrew would casually attract the weirdest people though.
@Yourmomgoestocolledge17 күн бұрын
Only because 90% of the under 25s are total crap humans.
@addisonscontent20244 жыл бұрын
KZfaq didn't copyright the video cuz they couldn't identify the songs
@slurp41264 жыл бұрын
Bloopdork7 me neither
@yeyah5424 жыл бұрын
Bloopdork7 me neither
@iambatman7864 жыл бұрын
@@slurp4126 delete your comment and I will edit mine to say me neither
@davenalunat14334 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@slurp41264 жыл бұрын
I deleted it
@luhlucas184 жыл бұрын
"Im a superstar, you can ask any one of my therapists" 😂😂😂
@Lcrddrf4 жыл бұрын
He actually mental tho lol 😂
@farhandar42264 жыл бұрын
😂🙏
@jeffyjeff69164 жыл бұрын
Yeah gloryia 😁
@marialimon41384 жыл бұрын
That says a lot in itself. 😳
@WoodyXXX4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha nice one 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
@Rosasmith236785 ай бұрын
"Go to an audition where they lie to you" "We're not gonna give you any love" I love Simon hahahaha😂
@designsbyisaac7 ай бұрын
Ian Bernardo has 2 therapists, but one is for the other therapist 😂
@rumbarumba13 ай бұрын
I'm wondering how he has survived in the bronx 😂😂
@bobermomentАй бұрын
He’s hilarious
@LekgolocatorАй бұрын
@@rumbarumba1the Bronx are trying to survive Ian Bernardo
@bbz23225 күн бұрын
Literally every therapist has a therapist. It’s advised that they do therapy.
@leonid123ful23 күн бұрын
That is brutal. True. But brutal. Thank you for your wit.
@brun3ttebiche8714 жыл бұрын
Telling someone to “take lessons” is actually really constructive compared to just telling them they suck.
@immanuelak26434 жыл бұрын
agree
@Latoos9764 жыл бұрын
Yeps
@NarinaSerobyan4 жыл бұрын
Izzy Allison This fifth episode right here where the woman try to sing was also bad if not yet pull the plug out of the episode in 2013
@amylee27394 жыл бұрын
@@immanuelak2643 sorry but like, you don't
@wolfgangamadeusmozart81775 жыл бұрын
"I really don't like your singing." "Well I dont really care." "Good."
@bagof_b0nez5 жыл бұрын
Nessa Jackson get help lol 😂
@nyabaccy32015 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wolfgangamadeusmozart81775 жыл бұрын
@Sanjna Doad 5:59
@caseycardona24405 жыл бұрын
Nessa Jackson Your a MJ fan😃
@meneer82295 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow Jackson fan
@RIPdixiecarter21 күн бұрын
Judge:"Why do you seem tense?" Auditioner:*Answer honestly* Judge: "I'M ANGRY AND I HATE YOU" >:(
@15kuki2 ай бұрын
I’m being serious. He’s not a jerk, he was an individual who was clearly on the spectrum. Neurodivergent people come off as rude or callous to neurotypical people. But most times it’s not them being rude, they just view the world from a different lens. They just process and communicate differently. In a lot of ways my heart goes out to him.
@15kuki2 ай бұрын
@@Tocinos learn how to spell
@Tocinos2 ай бұрын
@@15kuki Sorry. New-age.* Let's not pretend like you aren't making up fake words like "neurodivergent" when you really mean retarded.
@Tocinos2 ай бұрын
@@15kuki Learn how to not make up words like "neurodivergent"
@15kuki2 ай бұрын
@@Tocinos your an idiot
@15kuki2 ай бұрын
@@Tocinos you’re an idiot
@Waynetheexecutor7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who think Andrew look similar to superman?
@ioiuhbg79087 жыл бұрын
Kashwayne Hudson evil twin
@michaelblasijr7 жыл бұрын
Kashwayne Hudson nope
@keki45787 жыл бұрын
Kashwayne Hudson andrew was right, he was winning
@Sweetgirl-ev6bs7 жыл бұрын
Kashwayne Hudson wow😍
@HarryPotter0477 жыл бұрын
he looks like he`s got a woman in the boot of his car
@markdost14767 жыл бұрын
I like the first guy lmao
@yeast45297 жыл бұрын
Mark Dost same he was actually a good singer
@genericname347 жыл бұрын
What's it like being deaf in this day and age, I'm curious?
@claygoeke3767 жыл бұрын
tropicAces lol
@rinolarry89817 жыл бұрын
I hate you.
@ikbenongesteld73977 жыл бұрын
DRG 4 meh
@user-sj9vf1mv5u3 ай бұрын
6:19 Ian: "When America sees this, they're gonna forget about Taylor who, Carrie Underwhere, Fantasia When.." HAHAHA
@valeriodivi156314 күн бұрын
He’s got Jack McFarland from Will & Grace’s personality lol
@user-sj9vf1mv5u10 күн бұрын
@@valeriodivi1563 Haha that is true, to some extent. Though Jack at least has way more charisma
@TashMagesh6 күн бұрын
Read this as he said it. 😂
@austinjones91718 ай бұрын
“It’s not funny. You’re not good at anything” lmaooo damn Simon
@noastrength5 жыл бұрын
"You got very bad energy" "awww man"
@angelwitch57925 жыл бұрын
Noa Productions I laughed when that happened 😂
@maheksumaria81055 жыл бұрын
Is that Ian tho
@BawerOmer5 жыл бұрын
then Simon starts "so way back in the mine"
@marcusrosales33445 жыл бұрын
Think the dudes an aspie. I'd know...
@mumyourmum17055 жыл бұрын
stolen comment
@thepleasantjudge42784 жыл бұрын
*You hear that everybody? He's single.* 👀
@bruisesandbuttercups72904 жыл бұрын
@@carlossantana2177 you're an abomination. mental health is something people are born with or they get it from a traumatic event. its not a choice don't harass people. do you harass people with chronic illnesses? no. so don't harass people with mental health.
@mentalmondai4 жыл бұрын
@@carlossantana2177 I like how you have the audacity to claim someone is an abomination to mankind whilst also capitalizing every first letter of every word in your sentence.
@dta-doubletimeanimations76894 жыл бұрын
Ellis The Adult lmao
@DivinityHades4 жыл бұрын
@@mentalmondai I'm dead😂😂😂
@GhostCrowGamer4 жыл бұрын
@@carlossantana2177 I agree with Buttercups we are all one Race HUMAN regardless if he was right or wrong in his actions it shouldn't define him as a thing. It's "THAT" kind of thinking that causes racism and bigotry.
@uprisemusic24282 ай бұрын
Dude blew it when he mentioned "my two therapists"
@meganairod70706 ай бұрын
The first one seems straight out of a "it's always sunny in philadelphia" episode
@jckon5 жыл бұрын
‘What brought you here to audition?’ My answer: My mum’s car
@carlinpadgett27965 жыл бұрын
I'm in me mum's car Get out me car
@jckon5 жыл бұрын
Carlin Padgett Haha
@hannahllado22985 жыл бұрын
I'm in my mum's car.......Vroom Vroom......get out me car.....awwww
@isamarina4885 жыл бұрын
@@carlinpadgett2796 ma
@dimitris_zaha5 жыл бұрын
Simon: what brought you here You:my mum's car Simon: *thinking* not sexually active
@aniafaiq4 жыл бұрын
the first guy is literally me talking to my teachers when i was fourteen
@mohamedaitbelaid25854 жыл бұрын
Well im still talking to them that way even now
@orthodox_daniel084 жыл бұрын
same
@N7Lambo4 жыл бұрын
literally?
@scarletkinder40964 жыл бұрын
Teacher: if jimmy has ten bars of soap and Johnny takes two, how many bars of soap does jimmy have?? You: I don’t think it’s that interesting of a question actually
@aniafaiq4 жыл бұрын
@@scarletkinder4096 Can relate
@OfficialCxL3Ай бұрын
🤣I love simon on the first audition, then giving the dude a yes
@hanniphampiz4 ай бұрын
"give me your love, give me your love, give me your love "no we are not gonna give you any love"
@karingoodman49993 ай бұрын
😂 had me laughing too haven't seen these in years
@musiclover-cn7tb18 күн бұрын
@@karingoodman4999lol 😂😂😂
@joydarling4 жыл бұрын
the fourth guys face was like 👁 👁 👃🏻 👄
@MeReview74 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 yes you're right
@savana704 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@johnellamanubay75634 жыл бұрын
Omg yes HAHAHAHHAAHAHA
@hayliepeay4124 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha
@cesarvialpando77364 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a stupid comment until i have seen the fourth auditionee
@aaronharrison38005 жыл бұрын
The first guy gives me serious Clark Kent vibes
@TheTenaciousDog5 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@rowanfisher94515 жыл бұрын
I know right!
@aaravshukla81755 жыл бұрын
Clark kent from mission impossible 😂🤣
@midnightcountess74085 жыл бұрын
I dunno about that... he kinda gave me the Jeffrey Dahmer vibes... but that's just me.
@andyc65425 жыл бұрын
You’ve essentially copied the top rated comment here saying that it’s funny this guy is never around the same time as Superman. Try and be original with your comments, especially when you’re ripping on the top liked comment.
@joematteoli28226 ай бұрын
Gloria is still on the run to this day💀💀
@musiclover-cn7tb18 күн бұрын
his accent was strong.
@derfderfsonАй бұрын
First dude was just an introvert trying to explain his anxiety to a group of extroverts who will never understand lol.
@george_3252Ай бұрын
He was definitely not an introvert He was pissed because he had to wait and had an attitude
@derfderfsonАй бұрын
@@george_3252yes he was.
@george_3252Ай бұрын
@derfderfson3836 OK that makes sense now, you and him share a lot in common lol
@luxy4prez25 күн бұрын
i felt bad 😢
@derfderfson25 күн бұрын
@@george_3252 ?
@handsomesquidward59066 жыл бұрын
Simon: And you’ve got very very bad energy. Andrew: Aww man. Best response ever
@graysondolanfanxx33486 жыл бұрын
Handsome Squidward he said that the minute i read this
@kookiemonster47806 жыл бұрын
Handsome Squidward Ikr, lmao
@thatshowgnomeworks74956 жыл бұрын
lauryn is a jake pauler same
@daniellefehr94156 жыл бұрын
Handsome Squidward lmaooooo😂
@unholyperiodza54425 жыл бұрын
If this were DBZ, he'd show off some good energy
@morior30824 жыл бұрын
I think andrew is a good guy but communication skills and anxiety ruined it for him
@ignitemare78594 жыл бұрын
THE ONE +1
@bridget81354 жыл бұрын
My brother has autism and he acts very similer is all
@taco27284 жыл бұрын
Ya those judges are real assholes sometimes.
@taco27284 жыл бұрын
I have autism.
@markmedina52754 жыл бұрын
THE ONE they totally backed him into a corner. Granted, he did start off rough with the “it should be fairly obvious” comment but he did immediately become apologetic. He was clearly ‘on edge’ as they said but aside from the rough start he was fine and they wanted to keep pressing the matter. I feel for him, i’ve been there.
@Wormz1013 ай бұрын
2:54 she has a point, but she cant be mad at the dude for being on edge from waiting. ESPECIALLY 3 HOURS. Any normal person would react so if they had to wait that long for something whether its their dream or not, its called being human.
@boulevard1424 күн бұрын
But then she said she was angry at him and doesn't like him. Her emotions erupted for no good reason.
@georgehornsby688211 күн бұрын
You’re ridiculous lol. Literally everyone auditioning has to wait in line.
@VikingerOnYT8 ай бұрын
You can smell some of these people through your screen 🫣😂
@johnkramer5886Ай бұрын
No, you can’t. Go take a shower
@ginolorenzo41174 жыл бұрын
First guy still got a yes from Simon.. that's a win for me lol
@mcmajestic70954 жыл бұрын
Amen brother haha
@ea61024 жыл бұрын
he was being sarcastic lol
@idioyjohnathon20544 жыл бұрын
@@ea6102 no
@RozenHusky4 жыл бұрын
Probably because he didn't want to die when that guy came back to shoot the place up lol
@heyheyheyheyheyhey764 жыл бұрын
His voice wasn't even that bad, definitely didn't give off a good first impression unfortunately.
@gaboseries52524 жыл бұрын
"You have very bad energy." "Aw, man."
@ottoelg27484 жыл бұрын
I felt so bad for him
@yemixakin4 жыл бұрын
Otto Elg same. Such a sweet man. He doesn’t know how to express himself. But I personally think he can sing 😂
@joshsmith87154 жыл бұрын
уємι αкιиуєує* agreed. He has a really good voice
@EliasWolf7718 күн бұрын
*Singing Autistic Clark Kent Exists Simon: that offends me for some reason
@DonaldJPump24Ай бұрын
"Why dont get a job down in the port when its foggy" might be the most disrespectful insult ever broadcasted. I wish tv was good again
@anonymousreviewer16926 күн бұрын
what does that even mean? what sorts of jobs are offered at the port, and its correlation to fogginess?
@IHardlyNoah26 күн бұрын
@@anonymousreviewer169 a human fog horn 🤦♂️
@anonymousreviewer16925 күн бұрын
@@IHardlyNoah I wonder what percentage of people had this go over their heads (like myself).
@user-lo3su2qj3t20 күн бұрын
He's referring to the olden days when prostitutes would sell them self's to sex starved sailors at the docks or ports I think it happened in Liverpool after the 1st World War. & there's a reference to this from the uk comedy blackader which was set in 1485 or so when thay need to make money so baldrick dressed up as a woman and sells himself. And saying do it when it is foggy just means no one would want to have sex with you if thay could see how ugly you are.
@davyzardo38157 жыл бұрын
the first one is a character
@luka99177 жыл бұрын
how come?
@raredoll7 жыл бұрын
Davy Zardo I'm friends with him on facebook 😂
@luka99177 жыл бұрын
Lucy Monroe can we become friends too'
@reegankay97997 жыл бұрын
Lucy Monroe what is his name?
@luka99177 жыл бұрын
Reegan Kay Noooo i mean't you and me XD
@roro-rx7cq4 жыл бұрын
“You hear that ladies I’m single.” *me an 11 year old sat on the sofa*
@mittensfamily50514 жыл бұрын
I am also an 11 year old sat on my Sofa
@dylansenior73724 жыл бұрын
Mitten I am also 11 years old and sitting on a sofa Have we just created a paradox
@roro-rx7cq4 жыл бұрын
Dylan Senior 😂
@daisyross66834 жыл бұрын
Prįńçē ŸtŠ u don't have to be rude abt it
@gabethespaceape36864 жыл бұрын
Prįńçē ŸtŠ calm it bud, you need a warm glass of milk?
@marianamendoza72634 ай бұрын
I,m don't gonna stop until have my star of fame. "Ian Benardo 2023".
@marybirdsell84508 ай бұрын
I love Ian, he should go into improv. Also love that his hair is super short but wears a sweat band.
@isaacfarrar-lievesley4446 жыл бұрын
Simon: You've got a bad energy Contestant: aww man 😂
@davidkov67506 жыл бұрын
Isaac Farrar-Lievesley sounds exactly like morty from rick and morty
@hliasunknown6 жыл бұрын
they should gived him a yes cause he was good who cares about his badmood
@bm26196 жыл бұрын
Isaac Farrar-Lievesley I just read this comment as it happened.
@ipoststuff18416 жыл бұрын
Isaac Farrar-Lievesley I guess they dont know how many famouse people are angry
@dollyd80486 жыл бұрын
Isaac Farrar-Lievesley lol
@LorenceFillers7 жыл бұрын
Simon Cowell, the Gordon Ramsay of Music
@jananmoein66827 жыл бұрын
sooo true!!
@zzzzzz1927 жыл бұрын
Lorence Vlogs except Gordon cooks and Simon doesn't sing
@ghalaalossaimi35857 жыл бұрын
Oorrrrrr....Gordon Ramsay is the Simon Cowell of cooking
@eliasanttila43037 жыл бұрын
except that ramsey can actually cook
@philipdisessa64897 жыл бұрын
Lorence Vlogs fuckin right he is xD
@patmccaffery15434 ай бұрын
That last geezer...what a joke. My cat even ran from the room when he started 'singing'. 😂😂
@Addis-KiddanErmeyes4 ай бұрын
When Ian said “that’s not my phone that’s yours” I died 😂
@mythilivenugopal48644 жыл бұрын
Andrew looks like he's secretly superman or something
@tonkacat3 жыл бұрын
🥰
@shantebarze10683 жыл бұрын
Yes clark kent when superman is not is uniform. The dude could play on smallville or something he would be a good superman.
@thenman233 жыл бұрын
daredevil
@arthurwaring3 жыл бұрын
@@tonkacat tf
@lt.turdmunchies85762 жыл бұрын
@@thenman23 Hell no
@inactiveuser420427 жыл бұрын
The first guy looked like Superman from the original movie
@euphoria49077 жыл бұрын
sameeeeee thats my personality when i grow up :3
@tatimc65817 жыл бұрын
Honesty is Confidence that's sad
@WildFireRs7 жыл бұрын
stop
@monarchdumpling11537 жыл бұрын
The Crazy Wolf Girl I was thinking that! Good looking guy who is single, but I can see why.
@Sweetgirl-ev6bs7 жыл бұрын
Monarch Dumpling she is bitch
@lorisgavranovic72194 ай бұрын
i need more of this
@Sanaa_K_Mohamed2 ай бұрын
I think when Andrew said that he was on edge from waiting, I think he meant that he was anxious for his audition. Also, I think his entire audition, he was trying to be confident, and funny, trying to have a sense of humour to portray a nice personality. He should've gotten a chance, they didn't judge his singing, they judged him, and to me, that means they didn't do their jobs.
@ktmtxt5 жыл бұрын
" I'm a star, you can ask my *THERAPISTS* " has to be one of the greatest sentences I've read ♥️
@ad-ll6he5 жыл бұрын
Even better: "how many do you have?" "2" XD
@KyuubiSam5 жыл бұрын
I thought he said "you can ask *one* of my therapists"
@6_a_6_y5 жыл бұрын
I thought you'd *hear* a voiced sentence not read
@ktmtxt5 жыл бұрын
@@6_a_6_y realized that when I wrote it before posting it. So it was OK xD
@c0rd3lia_summers55 жыл бұрын
TwelveAngryMonkeys me talking to my family
@PatricksCrazyPlace7 жыл бұрын
Its funny how that first guy is never around at the same time as Superman. Hmmmmm.
@soccerdudeminecraftinferno91907 жыл бұрын
Same thoughts lol
@dexloldud7 жыл бұрын
Patrick's Crazy Place he's not superman he's scarecrow from Batman begins
@DuroDP7 жыл бұрын
dex loldud YES! OMG!
@maryamsiddiqui49687 жыл бұрын
I cant even
@SlimShady405 жыл бұрын
Patrick's Crazy Place 😂😂😂
@NoroVideosАй бұрын
The first guy is me trying to fit in society with my social anxiety
@HomeSpun-eo9nzКүн бұрын
Love his attitude towards the lightweight judges - guy can sing too
@am-wr6ws5 жыл бұрын
"I am a superstar, you can ask my family, my friend, one of my therapists..." ME
@hoosierrebel60165 жыл бұрын
Amber P. mOoD
@wurmpy31625 жыл бұрын
im making that my future yearbook quote. 😂
@dirtywash48905 жыл бұрын
3 syllables...Hall e wood.lmfao
@law180degrees25 жыл бұрын
Failing that you can ask my pet hamster!😂
@jordantaylor66025 жыл бұрын
I love him. He’s been on like every talent show 😂😭
@lucifranz42803 жыл бұрын
Simon saying yes for the first guy was so wholesome lol. The other judges were so butthurt.
@eduardovega39603 жыл бұрын
I think he just say yes to not make him feeling bad 😂
@lucifranz42803 жыл бұрын
@@eduardovega3960 Well but he smiles so there was something honest there haha
@botete00903 жыл бұрын
he say yes because the guy has a talent
@LiterallyGod3 жыл бұрын
He sees himself in the kid
@bobananana67813 жыл бұрын
@@eduardovega3960 Old Simon wouldn't care. If his feelings were hurt, he'd say no without batting an eye. I just think Simon knew that he was a good singer, and the dude wasn't inherently rude. I think he was just nervous, and that came off as anger.
@DrugzMunny6 ай бұрын
"I'm in there?" "Yes, you are. You're having an out of body experience."
@andrewhardie81384 ай бұрын
American craziness is on a whole other level haha love it.
@leonbowers5007 жыл бұрын
The first guy is DEFINITELY an actor... DEFINITELY
@phiaparry39907 жыл бұрын
Leon Bowers I've seen him in a movie
@authors89387 жыл бұрын
Leon Bowers I liked his song.
@siy82307 жыл бұрын
Leon Bowers 100%
@handsomesquidward68567 жыл бұрын
Leon Bowers He looks like Dr. Crane from Batman Begins
@Vojife7 жыл бұрын
The last one seems like one even more.
@midnightblues98954 жыл бұрын
"why are you here?" "for american idol" job interview: "why should we hire you?" me: "cause you're hiring"
@edwardgaines65614 жыл бұрын
My, you're a dense fellow.
@eva-ss4cg4 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@SharonBoo03054 жыл бұрын
Good luck with that attitude.
@maahrooreekee42954 жыл бұрын
Retarded comparison
@midnightblues98954 жыл бұрын
@@maahrooreekee4295 bad comparison tho it may be, t doesnt matter. at least some people liked it. maybe a few even laughed or smiled. i dont know.
@russellellis425113 күн бұрын
"That's not my phone that's yours💅💅💅💅💅"
@lei50722 күн бұрын
If I were a judge, I would have said yes to the first guy, Andrew. He sounds good...
@callummillo8592 жыл бұрын
Simon: your RUDE AGGRESSIVE and you've got very very bad energy. Andrew: ᴼʰ ᵐᵃⁿ
@iameternalsunshine2 жыл бұрын
we love andrew
@connorharrell30722 жыл бұрын
@@thecomedypilot5894 wow u must be a teacher
@rib41492 жыл бұрын
@@thecomedypilot5894 Capital*
@rib41492 жыл бұрын
@@thecomedypilot5894 A capitol is a building in which the legislative body of government meets. We say "capitalized" and not "capitolized." Look your shit up before you preach it.
@pythagoreanteacher15582 жыл бұрын
@@rib4149 who da fuck cares if he spelt it wrong. Did you understand clearly the point he was making ? Ya fukwit. Get a real life
@daawesomesteve93866 жыл бұрын
"I'm a singer, a dancer, and a superstar. You can ask my family, my friend, or one of my therapists." I laughed too hard
@cajunvedafox55575 жыл бұрын
Loved it 😂
@shizukagozen7775 жыл бұрын
DaAwesomeSteve 😂😂😂😂
@jacobdecker70745 жыл бұрын
Yes this was super funny though he was probably forced to sing like that and forced to act like that because producers only like the intertainment of the viewers that watch there show. Literally you can be sewed up to 5 Mil for not doing what the tell you to do
@shizukagozen7775 жыл бұрын
Pcxl Killer Honestly, so many gays act like he does, so you don't even need to ask them anything plus no, stop being paranoid.
@hannahhefren97365 жыл бұрын
DaAwesomeSteve ikr 🤣
@thomasrendleman5387Ай бұрын
Ian Bernardeau after hearing you sing Gloria, I have to have therapy😂
@bakaneko31892 жыл бұрын
Simon: "You're rude, Agressive and you have bad energy." Andrew: "Aww man..."
@nickparfait81792 жыл бұрын
then proceeded to vote yes for him lmao
@josh182302 жыл бұрын
@@nickparfait8179 He only said that as a joke because everybody else had voted no before him.
@thomasbuck3032 жыл бұрын
Lol
@zellty4232 жыл бұрын
This was all a skit. I feel bad for the guy because he basically had the role of playing a d-bag. They always have “fake” contestants during auditions to make the show interesting and raise ratings. **Btw I got all of this from an interview with tmz,** he isn’t crazy and it’s sad that the truth is buried. All of this to make an interesting moment on a shit show.
@psycronizer2 жыл бұрын
@@zellty423 yeah, I was thinking that because no one could actually be THAT bad, apart from an insane person, but many of these deluded fragile people have been fed bullshit by their over doting parents etc. giving them a totally false sense of talent etc...
@okok86637 жыл бұрын
Andrew is so relatable oml
@okok86637 жыл бұрын
I take that back, Ian is relatable
@bella_rono7 жыл бұрын
- END-MY-SUFFERING- 😂😂😂
@pinecone51297 жыл бұрын
armin2020 can do leafster
@antmilklover12417 жыл бұрын
i knowwwwwwwwwww
@goosedaddy55657 жыл бұрын
armin2020 nice name
@willmoore75822 ай бұрын
These individuals are comedy gold - simply hilarious, thank you, keep 'em coming 😂
@fraiser333017 күн бұрын
Attitude is everything!
@m.s.a.s91944 жыл бұрын
The first guy: you know that song? Simon: SHUT UP YOUR REALLY PUSHING THE BUTTONS
@apeachonahill80594 жыл бұрын
He was aggressive with the judges for no reason sooooo- *smart*
@rickamortist86654 жыл бұрын
Yo back up. The guy was probably having a damn heart attack. Stage fright on audition are killer stressful at times
@m.s.a.s91944 жыл бұрын
ricka mortist yeah
@dhiaboumaiza79324 жыл бұрын
@@rickamortist8665 a lot of pepole are frightened when they are on the stage but they don't all act like pricks
@rickamortist86654 жыл бұрын
@@dhiaboumaiza7932 you didn't act like a prick. I've been at auditions and sometimes things come out quicker than what I can think, nothing I say is rude or meant to be rude. But others and maybe conceived asrude. When he asked if they knew the song he could have genuinely just been asking if they knew it
@MartineBMusic7 жыл бұрын
"You can ask one of my therapists"
@stressed22897 жыл бұрын
Margo B "how many therapists do you have?" "2"
@mycookiehasnoname7 жыл бұрын
I love the "you can ask my friend", non-plural
@jaelyn81536 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING DIED
@huntermullen24126 жыл бұрын
The dumb shit that comes out of these peoples mouths it is just amazing
@erika67896 жыл бұрын
Margo B I'm dead lmao
@beccaxannxxАй бұрын
lol “rear and ready right through there” 🤣
@laurabattle6383 ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣 "I'm auditioning for American idol, should be fairly obvious" 😂😂😂 Fair enough answer, as it was a stupid question
@vargadavid28034 жыл бұрын
"I am a superstar, you can ask one of my therapists"
@lime12024 жыл бұрын
Which one
@jeremiahnoar75044 жыл бұрын
*therapists
@Feltezz4 жыл бұрын
@@doctorfate2641 wtf
@ryanwhy92704 жыл бұрын
Best response ever
@Airamenaa4 жыл бұрын
I felt that🤣💀
@meredithking33573 жыл бұрын
i feel so bad for this first guy i really think he just doesn’t follow social cues well
@simon8243 жыл бұрын
On the spectrum fo sho
@rme13832 жыл бұрын
may be he was like rain man
@CherryFrog3212 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I can see how he came off as kind of rude in the beginning, but those women overreacted. He was obviously nervous, but then chilled out and was trying to apologize but they still kept insulting him for his "attitude."
@kweenkong22812 жыл бұрын
Same thing I was thinking I hope he’s doing well
@bruh-ch3hb2 жыл бұрын
@@CherryFrog321 +++++++ i hate when they overreact like this
@randycooper527216 күн бұрын
First guy is a future serial killer
@LittleMissEmerald4 ай бұрын
The second one was SUUUUUUUCHHHH an escalatiooon!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yourlocalalien37907 жыл бұрын
the first person looks a tiny bit like clark kent with those glasses. kind of.
@themanmatthews65827 жыл бұрын
Sunny Khan Thad what I was thinking
@sevepatrick16657 жыл бұрын
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE RIGHT
@imo30587 жыл бұрын
Sunny Khan ikr 😂
@TheJessicavirguez7 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@felixhoffmannv.meinigen77767 жыл бұрын
Sunny Khan he is hot!
@wyvttschvrf65457 жыл бұрын
"Why isn't anybody CWALLING, CWALLING GLORIA"
@nvrndabtch7 жыл бұрын
Wyvtt Schvrf 😂😂😂
@nayeemkhan76537 жыл бұрын
A Person
@thelittlewatermellon63707 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@lisawolf2707 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@shreya33757 жыл бұрын
Wyvtt Schvrf OH GLORIA
@thomasmunoz43316 ай бұрын
It's Clark Kent! Right down to the awkwardness and humiliation! 😂😆
@liquidpig25 күн бұрын
“Why don’t you get a job at the port. While it’s foggy.” That killed me
@nickcastle82697 жыл бұрын
Yo lowkey the first guy, Andrew, wasn't a bad singer at all
@Crusher8887 жыл бұрын
true
@brandonmut24327 жыл бұрын
Nick Castle He's not tone-deaf, but definitely needs some lessons. With practice, he could probably be a pretty good singer.
@Crusher8887 жыл бұрын
Brandon MUT true
@fabu-zw2zs7 жыл бұрын
Better singer then me....
@DilophosaurusDillonIrani7 жыл бұрын
He was actually good
@pkr-cf3ey6 жыл бұрын
Simon "what brought you here?" First dude "It's not that interesting of a question to be honest." Me: Tell it like it is dude
@sealybarlow56896 жыл бұрын
Hi
@handsoapshitmada75906 жыл бұрын
Sealy Barlow Hello
@toxicsbasketball58706 жыл бұрын
599th comment
@toxicsbasketball58706 жыл бұрын
Emergency Alert System US Your English, it's out of this world!
@VictoriaMorrisa6 жыл бұрын
Maybe he meant that it's not that interesting of an answer? Maybe he didn't know how to reply and that's why he said that, which came off as rude
@YaBoyFerid6 ай бұрын
I feel so bad for the first guy... he was so panicked and awkward and they just turned it all against him instead of hearing him out. most underconfident people would react the same way if they were in a room full of famous people they're trying impress all while being filmed. his singing was really nice and he should have gotten a chance!
@Mari-xx2tc6 ай бұрын
bro the gaslighting and guiltripping with Andrew is crazy, she asked him what made him angry, and he responded that he was tired of waiting. He also does have the right to be tired of waiting. It’s not that big of a deal.
@z.matsuko5 жыл бұрын
The second girl... Her voice vibrates like a Wii Remote
@user-re7po5 жыл бұрын
Wii sports resorts bike racing
@schpek5 жыл бұрын
For fucks sake how long did u hold that jokr in
@Mohammed-_-Ali5 жыл бұрын
GOLD
@TylerDeBoy5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@ghostiflyfilmc68005 жыл бұрын
Lol yes
@macayladishman23544 жыл бұрын
I love how Simon liked the first guy 🤣😂
@shyguy9294 жыл бұрын
He was the only one judging his voice and not getting a strained vagina over his attitude
@carl99394 жыл бұрын
@@shyguy929 Your kidding, right? He was the first one to tell the guy he could leave.
@shyguy9294 жыл бұрын
@@carl9939 and yet hes the only one who said yes...hmmm
@carl99394 жыл бұрын
@@shyguy929 he was gonna have him leave the room tho????
@MrInCrim4 жыл бұрын
I think he just said that to be cheeky and rile up the other judges. He did have a decent voice but he knew it wasn't good enough to get anywhere in the competition and dude was like glaring directly at him the whole time. He knew he had no place in the competition, dude was volatile.
@emilyfvdksvk2629Ай бұрын
Ian is a mood, his dances too lol
@mad_scadd8926 күн бұрын
I laughed out loud just from reading the title of the video 😂😂😂
@yuh32775 жыл бұрын
I was straight, then I saw Ian Benardo... And I became even straighter
@deafricanwarrior67255 жыл бұрын
100% correct
@jjplays79615 жыл бұрын
How straight can one get
@Ben-cq8hn5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha his audition was so good
@zenberryflood5 жыл бұрын
In my opinion Ian should be a comedian because I can see him being that a lot more instead, he legit sounds similar to bo burnham.
@yuh32775 жыл бұрын
_ Bluberryflood _ eh, I only hear it a little and Bo only sounds like Ian when he is trying to sound gay
@drelezar77452 жыл бұрын
“I’m here auditioning for american idol, should be fairly obvious” The way he said that was genuinely funny 😂😂
@dazem82 жыл бұрын
i never understood why they asked contestants that question, "why are you here today?" obviously they are there because they want exposure/to follow their dreams
@mattsmith61082 жыл бұрын
LMAO. Absolutely burned Cowell haha
@lourenssianturi43732 жыл бұрын
yess,, i am here for singing, i had unique lower voice.
@lourenssianturi43732 жыл бұрын
or i am here to perform some trick. i hope you like it. but he choose. i am here for auditioning. should be fairly obvious. (are you dumb Simon Cowell? thats ridiculous question.) not nice at all.
@nero47722 жыл бұрын
@@dazem8 it's just a simple question but u need to be critical to why it was asked, like we both know u are here to audition but give us the other reason why u are there. Replying like andrew was is just having a very low social skills or just a smartass as they said
@tomshaw4186Ай бұрын
The first guy was just a mood
@noelht18 ай бұрын
7:45 Gloria in a Bronx accent. Absolutely fantastic.