Leonardo DaVinci Had No Idea How Men's Junk Worked

Leonardo DaVinci Had No Idea How Men's Junk Worked | If History Were Honest

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7 ай бұрын

As it turns out, Leonardo DaVinci didn't know anything about men's anatomy, despite depicting it in art like, a lot.
CAST:
Brian Morabito as Mr. History
Michael Strauss at DaVinci
Roger Horton As Himself
Britt Migs as Clocko
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Producer: Michael Strauss
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Writer: Eli Yudin
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@ReaIHuman 7 ай бұрын

Anytime I play with dead bodies everyone loses their shit, but when de Vinci does it he's seen as a visionary.

@koriw1701 7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@justinfowler2857 6 ай бұрын

The question is, were the bodies alive before you started playing with them? 😳

@couchdoggo 6 ай бұрын

@@justinfowler2857does it matter if they dead or not?

@michaeldaignault6917 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

@kiky2232 6 ай бұрын

@@justinfowler2857like a mass murderer? 😂

@the_once-and-future_king. 7 ай бұрын

You definitely need to do 'If Edison was honest'!

@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield 7 ай бұрын

They kinda did? It was a TED talk a good while back

@excentrik5725 7 ай бұрын

Thanks , i found it and i liked it! Just search for DED Talks: Why Thomas Edison Was History's Biggest Dick

@nicholasfarrell5981 7 ай бұрын

If Edison was honest, he literally wouldn't be Edison.

@jerbear7952 7 ай бұрын

It would be more likely to dump on the over fictionalized story of Tesla

@princessmarlena1359 7 ай бұрын

That would last over two, three hours.

@ankitk236 7 ай бұрын

out with Leonardo da Vinci, in with Rogerto da Hortoni

@tricksforlife8827 7 ай бұрын

You are not wrong with your assessment

@wvu05 7 ай бұрын

*Rogelio

@amsterdam78 7 ай бұрын

Anti #LGBTQ Bigots the lot of you.

@joshuazane3210 7 ай бұрын

Every episode of this series is a fever dream. 😄👍

@ImFromIowa 7 ай бұрын

And you LOVE fever dreams.

@joshuazane3210 7 ай бұрын

@@ImFromIowa You're not wrong. 🤷‍♀️

@paineoftheworld 7 ай бұрын

Because of da Vinci, the male human skeleton had one more bone!

@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield 7 ай бұрын

The Mona Lisa "don't eat, but she sure like the bone"

@wasseofficial 7 ай бұрын

This just goes to show that Roger is never going out of style. Just when I thought there was nothing left for him to honestly advertise.

@ghhs9292 7 ай бұрын

college board would be a great topic for another one of these- the ceo makes 1.5 milkion a year while charging 90 dollars for a single ap test if you want to get into college

@onetimeontime 7 ай бұрын

Might I suggest you make "this" a separate series from honest ads. The production isn't bad .. but this ain't honest ads... Btw keep it up Roger

@Silahtar357 7 ай бұрын

This video is more desacrating to da Vinci than the ransacking of his tomb was.

@VeneraBerens 7 ай бұрын

😂YOUR KID8NG RIGHT IM ACTUALLY AN ARTIST WHOSE EVEN WON AWARDS FOR MY WORK AND THIS WAS EPIC HILARIOUS HYSTERICAL FUNNY AND TRUST ME LEO WHILE BEING GENUINELY MENSA MATERIAL WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT PERFECT SOOOOO YEAHHHH 😂

@sdspivey 7 ай бұрын

You can't turn a TV off by rotating the channel selector. Roger is old enough to know that.

@BrainAbsoluteZero 7 ай бұрын

He's old enough to have had a tv that did turn on with the dial, like an old school radio.

@diyeana 7 ай бұрын

Ya, I had an old TV in my bedroom that turned on and off with a dial. It picked up just a few local stations in black and white.

@BrainAbsoluteZero 7 ай бұрын

@@diyeana my first hand-me-down tv was a black and white 12 inch screen. With a dial that clicked when you turned it on an off and a circle of metal, as an antenna, on top.

@bobdravs6902 7 ай бұрын

He changed the channel to the unending void.

@koriw1701 7 ай бұрын

Yeah, my TVs power was the volume knob turned all the way down.

@floridamaninthewild 7 ай бұрын

You'd think Roger would be old enough to know the difference between the UHF channel changer and the off switch on a older style TV.

@AntiGravityC9 7 ай бұрын

I love this new format so much that I think there should be an entire new channel dedicated to it, and all these videos should be posted there from now on. Ughhh don't you just hate it when you're subscribed to Honest Ads to watch history skits for kids, and then suddenly some weird "Honest Ads" pop up in your feed? Like what the heck?

@NewMessage 7 ай бұрын

"I know where your bone is..." -Salai, with a coy smile

@shaggymcdaniel3216 7 ай бұрын

This one is kinda weird. Need more Rodger.

@ShesMongolianASMR 7 ай бұрын

Keep these videos coming. Roger supplies me with my dopamine.

@animn7386 7 ай бұрын

Need just a wee bit more Roger...

@kitsura 7 ай бұрын

Where are his bones?

@julies3837 7 ай бұрын

Wait until Lenin finds out about his body.

@burakbozkurt764 7 ай бұрын

Hello. Just wanted to say first time first watched and first liked in my almost two-decades spanning KZfaq journey. With love, some random guy.

@Honest_Ads 7 ай бұрын

Hell yeah, brother

@diyeana 7 ай бұрын

This was hilarious, in spite of, or perhaps because of, it being one long dick joke, pun not intended. 😂 I love honest history. I'm so glad you make them, as well as the Roger series.

@xbvg 6 ай бұрын

Its also a hard reality.

@noahpartic7586 7 ай бұрын

😱WTF? DaVinci was allowed to play with dead bodies & get them...WRONG? His remains were lost? I'd lose my shit too in his shoes. Can you fucking blame him😡?

@lucasisacomic 7 ай бұрын

Got excited when i saw Roger Became disappointed when I saw the clock

@Y0deler 7 ай бұрын

"WHERE ARE MY BONES?!?!?"

@TheBlackLibraryOriginal 7 ай бұрын

Sorry, Roger is now click bait. Preserve that man!

@Morboeatspeople 7 ай бұрын

Hey, if it weren't for Roger baiting us in, I'd never have discovered that I'm gay for clocks; I could've gone the rest of my life incomplete and unknowing!

@charlesbolin7207 7 ай бұрын

Would be better if Rodger just did the whole thing.

@Mr.paint123 7 ай бұрын

I bet you can’t ruin tattoos

@andrewspears8891 7 ай бұрын

That's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@mikdan8813 7 ай бұрын

Tattooed person: (walks into the office) Therapist: score

@Mr.paint123 7 ай бұрын

@@andrewspears8891 then make a video

@Mr.paint123 7 ай бұрын

@@andrewspears8891 this video was stupid, because who cares about what da Vinci thought about a man’s body or woman’s for that matter let’s get with the times and make a video about modern situations, ideas and people (Tattoos for starters)

@stinew358 6 ай бұрын

Da Vinci was influenced by Galen. It's hard to understate how our conceptions are shaped by culture. "The Greeks" were the authoritative source of knowledge at the time and questioning them was seen as hubris. It was always going to be difficult to study the vascular system and he invented ways to fill it with wax and pigment and study some veins (but wax is pretty big and so he won't get most of it). His later drawings outline the body quite accurately which is a huge achievement considering he had to conceive of these structures without the benefit of common knowledge. Yeah he didn't understand the dong in the early drawings, but he got closer than anyone else towards the end. His drawings are accurate even if he added in artistic license for their functions based on 'ancient Greek knowledge'

@stephenschroeder6567 7 ай бұрын

F'n AWESOME! I don't understand all the clock hate in the comments. That voice is done with purpose to lampoon all the ones that came before it on all those snooty authoritarian movies and TV shows. Reminds me of a Julia Child voice. Perfect thing to lampoon! Keep ticking Clocko!!!

@saliferousstudios 7 ай бұрын

Wait till i tell you what he thought about breasts!

@h2ojr1 7 ай бұрын

Gawdammit not the Roger bait and switch again. I need my IV drip of Roger!

@patriciakellyadams134 7 ай бұрын

Why is Charlotte Dobre a clock

@aestevalis0 7 ай бұрын

It is. It is bent. My name isn't just an Odin reference.

@davidhowell1415 7 ай бұрын

Didn’t know Richard cox?

@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield 7 ай бұрын

I knew his son, in another life. He was a genuinely good guy, a little confused about reality, and unironically hyper sexual, but a nice, and decent human being. Though I think it had 2 xxs, (though he was always trying to make it three. *duh dunn tsk*)

@JubeiKibagamiFez 7 ай бұрын

I thought this was gonna be about the micropeni of ancient statues. I was pleasantly surprised.

@davea6314 7 ай бұрын

Don't be HARD ON Leonardo da Vinci's ability to draw having a HARD ON. 🥒 😜

@jeffco.4878 7 ай бұрын

Not a huge fan, but I am willing to watch it. Strongly feel that it should be moved off the honest ads channel or overhauled with a sizable increase of Roger in the video.

@sethproaps8899 6 ай бұрын

How have I not seen this channel since 2012, this is amazing.

@Shovelchicken 7 ай бұрын

“Where are my bones, summer?”

@jrbergsten 7 ай бұрын

Very good.

@rubynall80 7 ай бұрын

Ok, I had no idea Da Vinci's body was ransacked. I wonder where they are today 🤔?

@extropiantranshuman 6 ай бұрын

0:00 omg he pauses and says nothing - but is pure video gold!

@greggbrady5728 7 ай бұрын

im a rog acholic

@ToxoplasmosisVsRodents 7 ай бұрын

Its estimated that he had an IQ of 200+

@johnsmith-ht3sy 7 ай бұрын

Leonardo da Vinci designed the first Boomerang, invented flight.

@fraziercrawford 7 ай бұрын

I'm gonna go out on a limb and saying someone in an entirely different part of the world came up with a boomerang a good 1,500-2,000 years before Da Vinci hahaha

@johnsmith-ht3sy 7 ай бұрын

@@fraziercrawford LOL I was having a dig at the BBC who this year claimed that the inventers of the Boomerang invented flight.

@handleyourowntool 7 ай бұрын

I don't care how old I get, I'm always going to laugh at twig and berries jokes😂😂

@accn0233 7 ай бұрын

Dick-Brain express sounds amazeballs

@d4rw897 7 ай бұрын

It's entertaining and all, like your other videos, but unlike them, this is a subject that I don't think should be criticised, because all human progress in science was essentially trial and error.

@extropiantranshuman 6 ай бұрын

7:01 that ending - that's cinematography in action! Loved this one :)

@subwayfacemelt4325 5 ай бұрын

BRILLIANT!!!! Thanks for the laughter, I'll be back.

@hollyboop5631 7 ай бұрын

For having never crossed the Channel, Da Vinci masters an impressive English… although, uh oh, I remember that guy from some past videos, in which he was routinely abused by Roger…

@ravenmystic00 7 ай бұрын

Agh and I was interested till the guy in the chair and clock'o game into play... I want Roger to explain this stuff please.

@Loch1210 7 ай бұрын

He used to aim up when he peed

@davidwostrel 7 ай бұрын

The clocko stuff makes me sad. Normal Roger is more funny

@soliniv1411 7 ай бұрын

I see roger turning on that tv i turn i stop watching 🙄

@ToyKeeper 7 ай бұрын

Britt is great, but I could do without Clocko in my life. She needs a better role.

@davidwostrel 7 ай бұрын

100%@@ToyKeeper

@extropiantranshuman 6 ай бұрын

where's the honest history playlist? I really want to binge watch them (after honest ads of course - I'm such a sucker for being sucked in to them :))

@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield 7 ай бұрын

ESPECIALLY THE kookie ones:)

@Mister8Music 7 ай бұрын

As an artist, I can say with confidence that my art sucks but I know enough to get by.

@allanvanuga9196 7 ай бұрын

Great video.

@pamelamays4186 7 ай бұрын

Suggestion: If the American Revolution was honest. Some colonists didn't want to break away from Britain.

@rathersane 7 ай бұрын

Those are the ones who started the time-honored tradition of fleeing to Canada.

@MarsHottentot 6 ай бұрын

I think Mr. History and Clocko can fly on their own now. At least add them to the thumbnail with Roger Horton!

@klassiekassie8464 7 ай бұрын

Wow!😮

@extropiantranshuman 6 ай бұрын

doing da vinci is so bossing. This is why I come to this channel - they crank it up!! We started with erb - and tasted with max miller, but are getting the background depths of commercialization history right here. I was a cold fish, but I'm drawing in!

@shannonnewman3091 7 ай бұрын

Nice 1 !

@EatMyTrueRhymes 6 ай бұрын

When do we get a Christmas episode 😂

@extropiantranshuman 6 ай бұрын

0:20 omg - he knows!!!! Science is such art when you do graphs and diagrams and visuals. I work so hard making the data only to get sucked away in the wonder and beauty until someone says 'ahem, there's more to it than the pretty picture - it needs to work' and then I get back to work lol

@extropiantranshuman 6 ай бұрын

0:35 look cool on parchment paper. This is so ominous and forward thinking at the same time - I'm grasping for the cliffhanger!

@kameljoe21 7 ай бұрын

Clocko, my golly your agent is quite good!

@sebastianacevedo9444 7 ай бұрын

A fascinating history lesson

@justicar347 7 ай бұрын

Can anyone tell me the music they were playing towards the end?

@extropiantranshuman 6 ай бұрын

1:31 he knows! That's what we all do everyday. As we try to create history, we're busy documenting it! The qualms of the information age. Can't wait for the imagination age - what a breeze (but of course honest ads was already all over that one!I can't get enough good stuff here).

@NewMessage 7 ай бұрын

I just want to draw Roger like one of my French girls.

@robertkern1408 7 ай бұрын

I like this, but suspect it's gonna be demonetized soooo quickly

@jyoung9046 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 where my bones

@scrimpishimp4857 7 ай бұрын

Jerry Sienfeld: "Where are my bones?!"

@EpiphanySME 6 ай бұрын

“They’re just for show; That explains why they’re so pretty.” 😂

@electricminecrafter 7 ай бұрын

leanardo

@aestevalis0 7 ай бұрын

C. All of the above. Even the smart guys were dumb back then.

@andrewweaver2517 7 ай бұрын

@Weird Food History, listen up. This is how you introduce new voices. You think we like the talking clock? Hell yes, but thats not the point. Dont surprise us without proper fuckery first. Otherwise. Well, you saw it. Just take notes, please.

@SuperZebezian 7 ай бұрын

If this series never had another episode, I wouldn't miss it.

@custos3249 7 ай бұрын

Still waiting on the therapy video. I mean, yeah, these are therapeutic, but I mean why you "have to shop around to find a good one" and stupid things with psychology.

@hazukichanx408 7 ай бұрын

Da Vinci had an apprentice whose middle name was Giacomo? Hmmm, that couldn't _possibly_ be related to them naming the protagonist, inventor and head of the nice(ish) faction of the Vinci civilization in Rise of Legends "Giacomo"...

@DrJ-hx7wv 7 ай бұрын

I thought you guys were funny again. Now you're back to this?

@KiroHeart 6 ай бұрын

Six to midnight, ive never heard that but its great

@jayb8154 7 ай бұрын

Y'all keep honey potting me with the old guy, then hit me with the annoying clock.

@VeneraBerens 7 ай бұрын

😂🎉❤ARTIST APPROVED 😂 COINCIDENTALLY ALL HIS NOTEBOOKS WERE WRITTEN BACKWARDS IN MIRROR WRITTING

@y_fam_goeglyd 7 ай бұрын

He was left handed. My mum was, too, and could write in mirror writing with her right hand (at the same time!). I dare say that during a time when left handed people were often connected to the Devil, he also became ambidextrous and was able to do both. Just a thought, but if my mum could do it, an artistic genius probably could too.

@mattb9664 7 ай бұрын

How about covering the transition of the workday from what it used to be, which was basically wandering into work a couple times each week for a handful of hours each day, to the 40 hour workweek...which is actually a 60-80 hour workweek for many people.

@AB-ee5tb 7 ай бұрын

I don’t know if this is a communist channel or not, but there’s plenty of videos talking about that on KZfaq

@noseboop4354 7 ай бұрын

Yes, people don't know that while peasant life was far from glamorous, at least they only worked an average of 25 hours per week (except during the busy harvest period).

@kurtsimon7530 7 ай бұрын

Soo we're gonna ignore that "Honest Ads" started pulling a reverse history channel. If Cracked was honest.....Roger is the only thing they really have.

@southernfriedwestcoaster 7 ай бұрын

I love this series. Its like if history class was higher than Snoop Dogg.

@airstrauss 7 ай бұрын

Dude sweet, sweet dude

@goreobsessed2308 6 ай бұрын

Why make these as soon as rogers gone i am

@tensazero 7 ай бұрын

Yeah.. Leo DeV was obsessed with bone....

@DConstructiveCritic 7 ай бұрын

Roger, please do an episode 'If Recyclers Were Honest' to bring light to the fact they sell recyclable plastics to nations Like Laos (who don't have recycling facilities) who simply dumps the trash back into rivers and the ocean!

@Honest_Ads 7 ай бұрын

we've done it!

@JustJanitor 7 ай бұрын

Thanka for the laughs

@diffpizza 7 ай бұрын

I don't know what they were smoking, but it resulted in a great video

@darthchris007 3 ай бұрын

This needs to be a separate series, didn't have the same flow that Honest ads normally do. Didn't hate it. Just felt off a bit.

@redsoxu571 6 ай бұрын

Unsurprisingly, given the subject matter, this one was quite a stretch. It's akin to a comedy movie review channel covering an applauded, well-made film!