The thing about the fake card is, if you don't want to donate them, you can always make things with them. Or give them to someone who wants to make things with them. Cut them out and make lil Pokemon Snap-like pictures. Make a pokewall with them. Cut them up and make those 3D cards that take several of the same card.

“I need to stop buying stuff that plugs into the wall.” a couple minutes later “Oh it comes with a charger, let’s go!!”

this guy looks oddly similar to Keanu Reeves

18:42 "it will protect you from the sun but maybe it won't protect you from getting beat up" 💀 too real

Aliexpress does this weird thing with a lot of their bootleg Pokemon stuff to make them random colours-I think to emulate shinies, but they are never the actual shiny colour, either. they do have this emo black Pikachu plush I genuinely want bad though, it actually looks cool. some of the bootleg designs are actually really creative, you'd be surprised if you take some time browsing the plushes and figures

the fake iron hands in the obsidian flames pack killed me

Had a good chuckle with all the pokemon card openings, several of the big pulls (Iron Hands and Roaring Moon) you got from the obsidian flames packs aren't even cards FROM Obsidian Flames, they just threw in random pulls from other sets and called it a day

My favourite thing about this video is the steady increase of high intensity glowing orbs appearing in various parts of the room.

The eevee light use a small bit of Super glue that's what I did with my charizard and raichu. The charizard dropped off my 6 foot shelf a few times and ittmdanaged everything but itself 😅

Maggie has blessed the table

When did Keanu Reeves start Pokémon collecting?

Maggie deserves her own Pokemon shirt! 😠😠

Lol youre worried what other people think? I would be happy to tell random people about my pikachu earbuds😂

im watching this at

Also the fact that Haunter light fell...... think you have a.....ghost 😅😅

You my friend deserve to experience an EDM music festival where your outfit, especially your pikachu bucket hat, would be praised everywhere you walked!

Oh no way I have the Charmander from the set at 12:50 haha I recognized the box immediately! I got mine from a street fair in my city, definitely meant to be sold in shops lol

I own the Pokemon RAZER earbuds - the collaboration WAS a real thing in China only(and also included keyboards, mice, soundbar and gaming chair), however the ones you bought were bootlegs with poor quality sound. The actual LEGITIMATE model of earbuds are of way better quality than the bootlegs. They arent amazing quality like AirPods or Galaxy Buds but theyre still pretty decent. Unfortunately, the legit models are WAY more expensive than the bootlegs as they are usually around $200.

That Gengar shirt actually goes hard ngl - I might have to get one!

Oh I love the total surprise element. Secret garbage.

Your channel is so underrated, I love the calming vibes of your videos and your voice as well.

Thank you for always making such great and entertaining videos! I especially love ones like this where you buy fake merch and review it. Keep it up with the awesome content! 😄

I have those pikachu earbuds. they were a birthday gift from my bf. unfortunately I'm pretty sure he bought them from ebay for.. not cheap. assuming it's a real razr product. they are the only wireless headphones I have. I'll put one in my ear when i'm going for a walk and leave the case at home ^^;

@4:53 thats quite normal for crystal and light to be separate i used to have something similar when younger but was rectangle crystal blow shape instead poke ball shape. though they are nice on stands since battery operated so can be placed anywhere.

I think that shirt came in one of those monthly subscription boxes way back in 2017

If you ever stream any Pokemon games, now you have the proper attire 😎 the Gengar shirt is fire and tbh that bucket hat isn’t bad at all

Peak fashion... or PIKA fashion?

As someone who shops at alliexpress more than most other sites, i can tell you that their stuff is typically pretty good as long as you stick to a few guidelines. Clothing is often decently made depending on what youre getting, often times what you get is whats in the photos, but sizing can be wonky since its a mostly asian market, leading to clothing running small at times. Figures are often times bootlegs but you might luck out amd get a really good bootleg. Electronics are usually bootleg but functional, i dont order electronics from them so i cant say much on how long that stuff lasts. But typically everything i order off the sight is of good quality and lasts fairly long. Half my wardrobe is from Alliexpress and as rough as i am with my clothes their stuff is still kicking alongside the sweaters ive had since HS lol.

The Gengar fit slaps

I love bootleg pokemon figures. There's this game store i go to that has a whole fish tank full of like really tiny pokemon figures, like an inch or under in size. They're like a 20 cents a piece and i adore them. Their faces are always a horror show i have a whole jar at them at this point.

Only reason I'm bummed that we didn't get to watch you purchasing this time, is because we didn't get the funny running underwear gag from the other videos lol. Unless I missed it this time. 😂🎀💖

“Pokémon is in shambles” Yeah, totally….😒

we said im out at the same time. thats the final decision to subscribe. the thought processes and humor align.

I have that same Haunter light. It has two holes that you can hang it up with using a chain. May have even come with the chain?

i missed these vids recently thank you for the food

the shirt looks so cool

The like is for Maggie and her evasive tail

11:10 not him not knowing that's a night light 😅

never fell in love with a yter so quickly

'I don't know much about Pokemon cards' *Austin Evans has entered the chat*

"to not get scammed on Etsy for it" im wheezing

23:43 Funnily enough, as a kid, I brought a pack of fake Pokémon cards and pretty much the whole pack was just 'good' cards lol.

kinda looks like the box mix version of Keanu Reeves and i’m into it.

Ngl I love these videos. Just never ever do one where you spend serious money. I actually also like it when you try to get decent things. I’d love for you to do another Animal Crossing Aliexpress one where you actually try to get cool things cheap instead of just meme buys.

The ending footage hahaha Maggie is too cute 🥰

Business man suit Pikachu. If only. 😅

It goes without saying because it's Aliexpress, but those earbuds are fake and as someone who's owned a legit pair of them for a good few years now I feel the need to defend them, I'm no audiophile but the quality on them has stayed good since I've had them and I haven't had the need to buy another pair of earbuds since

If markiplier and moistcritikal had a child

i love these videos. i would donate $$$ for more garbage from aliexpress. also maggie is adorable :)

Woah this guy’s got the Squirtle Squad drip 😦😦

Iron Hands is like a futuristic (which to TPC means robotic) reimagining of Hariyama, if you’re familiar with Gen III. And Roaring Moon is a past reimagining of Salamence. They’re both pretty neat! Almost as much as those cards are fake 😅

Came for cheap merch, stayed for Tortie Cat.

Well, sir. You ended that video just perfectly. That was a fun haul.

You look really similar to Keanue Reaves. Regardless this video was really interesting and I liked it!

My Guy you look like the AliExpress john wick🤣🤣🤣

I never knew Keanu reeves liked pokemon

Get it, Maggie!

That’s a real item the Pikachu Razor headphones

I don't know what you googled to find a website that said obsidian flames is the most expensive card set lol

No way im using any electronic for my switch that cost 4 bucks 😂

Next time do Temu I wanna see lol 😂

Dude, you gotta link me that haunter light 🙏

I use to find fake pokemon cards all the time being sold at gas stations when i lived in texas. 2 big points of telling if its real. 1. Gamefreak tags and copyrights their cards. 2. Pokemon cards don't slip as easily when in a deck of themselves. these fakes are "shinier" and "glossyer", which make them not "stand" very well in a thick deck.

I'm thinking of getting my dog a little Jolteon bootleg plush. She stole mine and keeps licking it's ears so I thought why not. I think she thinks of mine as her baby or something. She is fixed so she can't have any babies

abt the fake pokemon cards, its best to just throw them away or shred them, circulating fake TCG cards into trading circles or getting rid of them via other means where they can be used by others is a massive problem in the community. hope this helps!

Omg I have a tortie too!

MAN, I know it's fake but I want that Cofagrigus card so bad..😵‍💫

TVT IN THE ASH HAT!!!

A bit sad that when you put on the Pikachu hat and said "This is peak fashion" you didn't call it "Peak-achu fashion" because cringy wordplay is what I think Pokemon is all about!

17:46 one could say this is the Pik 'a Fashion

you look like a fusion of markiplier, jschlatt, and keanu reeves

Your Pikachu earbuds might be broken, quality on mine is great.

theres some legit stuff if you dig around like plushies and shit but most of it is bootleg slop lol

Soooo where ever you got the info the Obsidian flames js the most expensive pack is wrong.... it's actually one of the cheapest! 😂 X and y evolutions or Evo skies are probably the most expensive packs you opened. I'm not entirely sure what a pack of Evolutions goes for but Evo skies I've seen as high as 20$/pack or 650$+ for a sealed booster box, pheramosa is an ultra beast from S & M or was is U S/M? Either way def not in a sw and sh pack LOL

To tell if a pokemon card is real rip the card and if they have just white under the card its fake but if it has black lining on the rip it is real

your name is a crying bird :3

Can we make Maggie outros a tradition? ❤

2:07 Awwwh Maggie is such a cutie 😊 4:20 edit: it was out of focus 😢

Lmfao getting fake Pokémon cards and still getting obsidian flames is poetic

Those fake pokemon cards look pretty impressive. Im surprised they made the rare cards actually shiny and stuff. I bought a fake pack once and the rare card was basically the pic printed on thin paper with no shinyness.

ok tbh i only clicked this video because this guy looks like off brand Keanu reeves

pokinmon

Eyo this edible ain't shit 5 minutes later 👁👄👁 13:00

Pokitrash

Tax write off time ☺️

I donated my fake cards. To a young kid it’s not a collector item, it’s a toy.

Yeah people try to sell fake cards as real. But they're worthless

13:23 sans

why does he look like Markiplier's twink little brother

Maggie 😺

lol

Can i please have snorlax

I think those keychains are fake..

Poggers

First

Yo kai is way better. Way better

Your card takes are so off like almost everything was WRONG 😭

lol those Pokémon cards are fake

Bro looks like my pokemon go trainer by the end of the video lol

When did Keanu Reeves start Pokémon collecting?