Ash is a big cat. Also a patient one, since he somehow seems to be enjoying how Phelous is petting him.

Rick Moranis would have made a good R L Stein.

I never noticed how much Ash's fur pattern looks like she's a bumblebee. "Eeeeeeeeeeeh. You gonna finish that honey over there? I'm a pollination miracle."

After watching you Hider in the House review, Steven Segal is Hider in the House 2 sounds amazing. One of the few roles he was born to play, sitting in a chair behind a wall.

this was a good video but then Ash came and it was a GREAT video. I love Ash.

This was great! I hope you plan to riff on more Goosebumps in the future.

It's nice seeing Phelous laugh and be silly and cute. Love you two!

These are really satisfying, even when they aren't the best in terms of your riffing i just like it when you pick stupid/nostalgic/weird shit to talk over

I remember being scared of living dead after watching the first part of "Welcome to Dead House". Then I've seen the second part and I wasn't scared anymore.

These may be the most inconsistent zombies ever

I did have a Goosebumps book as a kid where there were some kids that were dogs turned into kids and then all turned back into dogs at once for some reason.

"I'm you, but male." XD

Do more Goosebumps, your responses are hilarious

Jack Black was like "I want to play R.L. Stein, but I want to play him as if he was also a cokehead.". Random but I'm still mad that sometimes actors from precious episodes showed up to play a different character, but they only had Brendan Fletcher on the show once. He grew up to be the only reason that there's a small handful of Uwe Boll films that don't completely suck.

i love this installment, keep doing goosebumps with you and phelous

Does Ash enjoy being played like a tambourine? A good cat.

Came for the riffing, stayed for the cat.

These riffs are underrated

you know a good majority of goosebumps episodes have not aged particularly well this one though I think still holds up as a really creepy episode With a great atmosphere

I will never tire of Phelous' impression of the mum XD

These episodes look a LOT better when you're eleven

I jade most these movies as a kid

I don't know how I missed this, but glad to have found it!

I remember watching this show. Every single one always had some sort of twist or at the very least something along the lines of the zombie dog. There was a few that genuinely creeped me out though, like the one with the ghost kid.

Someone please write a "Win R. L. Stine's Money" sketch.

Those kids keep acting surprised to see the sun up in the middle of the day.

I got it: the dog's name is Arf L Stein

I always kinda wanted to see this show and this way I feel like I'm not so weird watching it all alone as an adult lol

I've never intentionally watched an episode of Goosebumps yet I think I've seen this episode like 3 times.

What I don't get is, the zombies can clearly feed on animals, otherwise they wouldn't have eaten the dog and turned it into one of them, so why do they bother luring feeding on families that move in and risk overpopulation? Why don't they just eat animals and then lock up the zombiefied versions of said animals until they die of hunger? I mean I assume the zombies are capable of starving to death

I actually watched this a couple months back. Also, something I hadn't thought about - isn't feeding on the people moving in at best a temporary solution? The people they feed on also become Zombies, meaning more mouths to feed. Surely if they kept this up, occasional small families wouldn't be enough to sustain everyone.

Aw, if only this was 'The Haunted Mask', my favorite Goosebumps episode EVER--or even 'Night of the Living Dummy II' because the show did a pretty good job with Slappy;) This needs to be a new regular series, riffing Goosebumps! Aside from Manic Episodes of the Charmed reboot, I'd be all over THAT!

Turns out this was the true prequel to the Resident Evil series

I love when you riff things. This is even better than the Barney riff

I hope you guys do more Goosebumps episodes

Welcome to Dark Falls, if you look over to the next bridge you can see the Mothman.

The Welcome to Dead House novel was the most violent Goosebumps novel

More like this please! I love it

As a kid I always read the summaries on the back of the Goosebumps books, but was always too scared to read the books, and it's nice to know I wasn't missing out, since even though these stories look totally ridiculous as an adult I would have been completely freaked out as a kid.

do more of goosebump pls. good ol 90s fun😀

this makes me understand why most movies use 20- 30 year old actors to play teenagers...

I was more of an Are You Afraid of the Dark? kid. Bonechillers is another series that might be worth a look for a review. The books are straightforward horror for kids, but the series tries too hard for campy horror comedy.

I am all for a Hider in the House 2 with Steven Seagal.

Did a quick search, and Sail With the Stars is still in operation. There's a Kiss cruise in November.

The one were the kid becomes a dog is my hairiest adventure

I have actually NEVER read a single Goosebumps book.

Does any of you want to read a Goosebumps book that even an adult can enjoy? Read "How I Learned To Fly," or "I Live in Your Basement." These books are criminally underrated.

Forever Knight, woo!

Phelan's Steven Segal is uncanny. ;-)

Allison - I think that you're right about a kid turning into dog and trying to talk in barks. I'm pretty sure that I read it in one of the books and that was the plot.

fucking died when you started quoting Fun with Ahmed out of nowhere

the opening credits alone used to scare the crap out of me when i was a kid.

Aww, cute. Even if a dog is a zombie it's still cute

I would pay for you to review all the episodes; as i recall they're all this hokey.

this is great. you guys should do some other episodes like the haunted mask.

Goosebumps was like Tales from the Crypt but for kids.

Ash was probably like, “That dog _sucks_ as a protector. Those kids should’ve called _me._

Love the Hot Fuzz reference in this video

This reminds me of the Bordello of Blood where the vampire protects herself from the sun with some good old sunscreen. She could have also used a hat, just incase.

so wait, what happened with the ghosts? there was quite clearly a ghost at some point

2:57 That’s gonna be stuck in my head for a week now. Lol

I think there was a men in black pc game. That or my brother was playing a game were a guy drops down from a building into a dumpster and failed multiple times to disarm a bomb.

Thanks for bringing back my childhood to a very awkward place xD

I remember this being one of my favourite episodes, also Ash is beautiful.

Speaking of Timothy Busfield, the daughter in this was in Stephen King's Trucks with Timothy Busfield.

Tony Jay, stop telling me how to get goosebumps and start telling me about Hellfire and vampires!

I think everyone in the neighborhood died when the nuclear power plant exploded or something like that

What's the downside of being a zombie? Seems like you can basically live forever. Bonus

This was hilarious!! I'd love to see y'all do more Goosebumps episodes like Night of the Living Dummy XD

The nostalgia is real. OMG!! I miss my VHS goosebumps tapes

So are you guys fans of mystery science theater

I hated how all the episodes are out of order from the books XD I was thinking of doing a Netflix marathon of this

Damn, I remember the old Goosebumps series. It was okay, but growing up with Tale from the Crypt, Outer Limits, and so forth. Goosebumps could of really just hired the Cryptkeeper as a host to the series after Tales, and that could improve the series a bit more.

That Sail with the Stars promo just makes me sad that Tony Jay is no longer with us.

why do all horror writers have the same generic look? were they made in a factory somewhere?

Dead House was a good episode and book. I enjoyed it. Most Goosebumps I like.

"It's just a stupid, old cemetary!" xD

Aww, it's ash hole. I love seeing ash in your episodes mostly because I love cats. I have two and a kitten

I hope they do more riff Goosebumps episodes

Man, boys' haircuts in the 90s were so douchey.

This is like the Canadian Version of A Living Dead movie. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Welp. It's been pretty humbling to see what people with actual talent do when they get their hands on this show. I think I need to stare at a wall and reconsider my life choices. Great video, though!

I was cracking up at that part as well 41:46 it's just too small !

This is what I always hated about Goosebumps compared to Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, In Goosebumps they always ended badly for the main characters in some way, no matter what. While it was minimal here, others featured endings where the monster is implied to still be alive or the main character is cursed for eternity, crap like that. With Are You Afraid Of The Dark? Any ending was possible, it made it so much more enjoyable.

Another fine Phellison Porgler production! But instead of “Children Of The Tall Grass”, “Bushes”, or “Weeds”, might I offer you some “CHILDREN OF THE SHRUBS” Or “SHRUBBERY”? You were just one “RIFF” away from the perfect vegetation.

I really try not to ship real people, I feel so creepy doing it, but by god, I hope Phelan and Alison stay together forever.

Some moments made me laugh. I'd love to see you do this again, but with a couple suggestions: 1. Either having the audio from the VHS louder, or the subtitles from it would help. It's hard to know what you're commenting on. And even on MTS3K, if you can't hear the audio of the original, you can't follow the story, which is surprisingly important, and we lose the context you have. 2.Watching it a couple times first, then riffing on it, although maybe it wouldn't have the spontaneity, and wouldn't be as fun for you or viewers. 3. If you can't think of a joke for a scene, if you know trivia about it, that could be an interesting way to add intrigue, and break things up. Hayden Christensen and Ryan Gosling got their starts on it. 4. No more Brat Jail, please...no more.

my riff:welcome to dead house please leave the luggage I'll get the zombie to take them to your room

The general malaise of the suburbs turned into an analogical something or other...

the sour cream gang

Am I the only one getting serious Troll 2 flashbacks from this?

lmfao @ the unsolved mysteries "brat" riff

Moar of these.

Id like to see them do My hariest adventure

I remember watching some of the Goosebumps episodes as a kid among all the shows that aired during Saturday mornings on Fox Kids. I'm not quite sure which is technically better: Goosebumps or Nickelodeon's Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

Do more Goosebumps videos.

Riffs are like a warm cup of tea. You feel better as you watch it😊 also it’s chill time with the awesome due😎🥳 9.4.23

I love how you guys are laughing, at the bad acting and ridiculous wreath plots. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

😹🏚 I love Ash so much😻 So sweet!

october 2017 wooo! professionaaalll!