The best part of my day is knowing I have the same shirt as ProZD.

ProZDs comments attract a certain breed of losers with video game avatars.

🤣

"A pizza pringle has *A THOUSAND* times more flavour than this"

Preach!

We did I think about Ramona from Santa Clarita Diet

@@Humptygotadumpy ur right it isnt hc there isnt a difference

@@Humptygotadumpy you are right bc there isnt a difference between pan and bi

@@cohensmith6100 woah as much as I agree I also agree with the notion that bi is not pan bc in their definition it's not the same

@@redfrojoe2602 But what really is gender anyway? :/ It's debatable. If anything you have a squares and rectangles sort of topic before you.

This is literally me as I watch

Goldfish are so good

I have come here, one month later, in order to be part of the group that finds your comment relatable.

@@DJteddyquackquak and I have come yet another month later to do the same

This is the most relatable comment I have seen

Same.

SAME HERE.

Dude I felt real rage...and I love Sungwon. But a part of me now wants to beat him with goldfish

Me too! 😂

Same. I love Goldfish crackers and Prozd's opinions are blasphemous.

Grant Hamlin yeah same with doritos

@@coreenthusiast Now that one I knew, but I've never seen a bag in person.

Same😂

RIGHT WTF

Yea same I was like" *,Nani how has this passed y reeder

Yo Samé bro

FACTS

RIGHT? and like, he's not wrong. they are as crummy as he's saying. the flavor blasted ones honestly taste as good as my kid self believed the cheddar to taste? and they're still just ok. i never eat any goldfish anymore

They are like original ruffles,why would you ever get them?

metalinsanity x to be fair, there is a shocking addictive quality to the salty, oily goodness of Ruffles.

I mean, he's not wrong. They're bland as fuck. If they weren't shaped like fish, no one would give a shit.

@@KyokujiFGC OMG YOU'RE RIGHT

Gives it that nice toasty flavor.

Haha get rekt

You had terrible taste my guy ngl

Fs in the chat

Dude I feel bad for you, this sort of thing happens to me as well from time to time.

I mean, you may have shit taste but still, RIP

Donovan Simmons same lol

ikr

Fr

Same

Yeah, wtf? That's like the only flavor my family regularly get. Just the big jumbo boxes with three bags.

I'd camp out in his pantry if that were the case.

don't forget the lunchables. not that you'd want any.

Joseph G Who doesn’t want ham water and fake cheese?

Rewolver fuk yeah

BTW, Some of them might be stale

Bc he is a professional

To be fair, there are very few foods in the world that do not taste like jizz

Wait when I missed it

Yeah! They're an immensely shovel-able snack.

yeah I only ever get goldfish if there's no cheezits. but also goldfish are fun and nostalgic :)

If they were even semi healthy that might be a good reason to eat them

That's why popcorns exists

i am triggered

they're literally my favorite snack :(

FOLDGISH ARE AMAZING

AJ glorified soup crackers

and he’s right

love ur vids jenny

Jeb

Wrongis

I like putting them on crackers or Tostitos scoops and then putting that in soup so they're like a little boats......even tho they are fish....and can swim.... Idk ....I'm wierd.

omg my life has gotten so much better

hhhhh omg

Somehow I don't think goldfish edibles would taste very good 😅

I identify as pretzel

I think you mean the *three flavours* ;)

@@AlmightyPolarBear no

@@AlmightyPolarBear you did a unfunny

I read this in Pearl's voice and it made it so much better

only person I've heard talk about goldfish...

i mean someone had to represent us goldfish haters

that is why we need to burn him

he's opening our eyes and breaking us out of our pro-goldfish circlejerk

Are these in USA only?

Onion flavor LaCroix

BEAT THAT CHEEZ IT FANBOY'S ASS

Zipping CHEEZ-ITS ARE AVERAGE AT BEST

They are my favorite snack but maybe it’s cause I’ve had goldfish since I was about 3

They taste exactly the same to me

WHERE MAH GOLDFISH HOMIES AT!?

Even worse, make him drink bubbly. It just tastes like peroxide

pretty sure danny gonzales actually did this

I like both

Those are nastttyy

Slicer you don’t mean that....

Ikr

Especially when they're alive

@@OutMyWay. personally, I like to slaughter them alive, and then eat their souls

@@cinnamon.toast.crotch7510 a solid choice, but personally a falle is the way to go.

@@silverbullet5083 ah i see, you play r6 too

yes

King Goldfish sends his regards

@@BorisDineda His blandness lay undetected for years.

No, he just had to eat FIFTEEN DIFFERENT KINDS, I'd be a little pissy too. That's like a full on meals worth of calories entirely comprised of something he does not like, and likely now hates.

No it just suggested he get a hair cut so his hair doesnt have to be swept out of his god fucking eyes every ten seconds

Me 2

Me3

Me4

Me5

Mee6

Sungwon agrees with you. That's why he doesn't like a lot of things. But SOME flavor is preferable I think ;)

@@xPandamon yes they are

OOOOOOOO THATS MAKES SENSE Makes it look like they are swimming in a river of blood though.

@@thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191 You do know there are more soups than just tomato, right?

Jay Kay Yeah but what other soup would go good with them? You don’t see anyone dunking some pizza goldfish in their cream of mushroom soup.

@@thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191 The original might go good in things like clam chowder or chicken soup. Maybe even the regular cheddar ones. Then you got some other noodle heavy soups that'd likely work. I mean, basically any soup you might dip any sort of cracker in I imagine you could fine some use for the goldfish.

Anyone know what song this is? I feel like it's from animal crossing

v2snyder it is :)))

v2snyder *specifically acnl

@@potato.pancake Aha 1pm! thats such a good track, it modulates in a cool way :)

Didn’t he say they make saltine crackers seem like “Doritos laced with cocaine”

No drink?

My man

Same

Well its shit

I mean there kinda good but he’s mostly right

He’s right tho, most goldfish are just meh if not bad. The xtreme flavors are good but there’s better stuff out there

They’re literally like actual goldfish You would buy some cool looking tropical fish (idk im no fish expert) over a regular goldfish, but it’s nice having one anyways. They aren’t notorious or remarkable in anyway, but you’ll be flushing it down the toilet in few weeks (or just munching down a whole bag in the snack’s case), so you might as well.

Goldfish would never

It's the snack that beats you back

YES!!! EXACTLY!

We must rise up. The revolution begins today!

King dragon sends his regards

He’s not wrong, i prefer cheese its because of more flavor.

bob silly they may have more flavor, but that flavor tastes kinda meh

WE SHALL FORM THE GOLDFISH REVOLUTIONARY GROUP!

Blizardstar1200 that was literally what I was gonna say! Lol Theyre meant to be a bit healthier snack for kiddos too, the flavors arent super intense so that they arent addictive

Actually, from what I’ve heard, they’re shaped like fish because the creator’s wife was a Pisces :)

CadetRedShirt k but I was so addicted to these when I was like little. I would eat way too many

CadetRedShirt well they failed cause I'm addicted to them :)

@@funnylittlecreature I was addicted to them too. XD Sometimes I'd crush up a bunch of crackers like goldfish at a time and eat it as a powdery snack, LOL. ^^; But anyways, that astrology thing is kind of cute. :D I wonder if we ever got, or WILL get, food made from all other 11 signs. ^^; I'm a Cancer so I'd like to see some crabby stuff.

Someone else actually did the head biting?

@@aidanzieres alright now I know I’m not on my own

@@Testtesttesttesttest i used to bite the tails off in the rare occasion id actually eat them

I love the X-tra pizza flavor

same. blasted a pack of extreme pizza, like 3 bags of pretzel, an extreme cheddar, and am currently munching through one of those costco sized bags (3 big ass bags in a box). *edit, this has been over the past 2 months* Would i pick gold fish over a chip? no, god no.. Would i munch the hell out of em while watching a show or playing a game? yes. while also chugging more water than a human can handle because of the salt :)

I don’t like pizza but I have eaten a sams size gallon of them

i don’t always agree with his opinions but i love watching. its the beauty of entertainment

I don't agree with his opinion but this was still funny to watch

enjoy a similar video kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrGoZNqfvanQk30.html

I came expecting fun and I got personally attacked.

descent!!

Forget descent, nosedive!

There are pepperage farm cookies... you might die if you attempt to eat them all

SAME

I can't respect him anymore

Goldfish are godly and nobody can change my mind

I love goldfish and seeing him hate them so much i didnt mind at all, I found it funny actually lol

Okay he’s right on the original but cheddar :( it’s good

Too true

And yet still better then anything on tv

Well tbf the cheddar ones are the originals in a sense of goldfish being snack food as the originals were just some putting in soup

I used to play the games on their website all the time when I was younger

@Emma Bryson they had a website with several games/activities - although my memory is a bit fuzzy on them, I will try to describe the few I remember (also, there was a different, but similar, site I remember that had games for pop-tarts and Ritz crackers [both on the same site] - kinda unrelated, but all these memories are just flooding back so I'm just putting it here) One was basically like Pac-man, but with vacuum cleaners instead of ghosts, and a goldfish instead of Pac-man (there was a stigma in the "lore" of the goldfish games surrounding the "evil" vacuum cleaners) Another was just a goldfish on a paper airplane, and you tried to get it to go the farthest by changing the angle of the ramp (which was a notebook, with coins being stacked under one side to change the angle) there was a minigolf game, which was pretty standard, but had the addition of the vacuum cleaner obstacles and the setting of a house's floor (as almost all of the games did) there was one where you went down a tube (think bobsledding) and you raced against time to get to the next section (different colored tube) while encountering obstacles in the tube - I don't remember what the alleged "bobsled" looked like the last one I remember was like an adventure game - each one of the goldfish characters (finn and xtreme are the only names I remember specifically) had a unique ability, and using those abilities, the goal was to solve "puzzles" (I don't remember exactly how the tasks were formatted, but puzzles is probably the closest word) to guide as many baby goldfish as possible to the end stage I don't remember the url, and I don't even know if the site is still up tl;dr I played goldfish games way too much as a kid but they slapped so I regret nothing

weed munchies

cake holy fuck

@@bananamango2624 what

and sometimes he doesn't even account for international flavors.

Kaoss134 there are international flavors?!

all i knew about was extra cheese

I thought cheddar cheese was the original flavor

​@@early_riser4776 well idk about goldfish specifically. I was just talking about in general. Like he didn't do the Sakura Blossom Oreos from Japan in his Oreo one. Actually, Japan in general does a lot of special flavors that would seem unique to folks in the U.S. Green Tea/matcha is a really normal flavor of candy/snack to get there. And that's just one country. I don't even know about if any other countries have international flavors of things but they very well could.

children?

Of course the gamzee profile pic would mention that.

@@nosamstrebor5356 HoNk HoNk :o)

lugialover09 (in a deep voice) “Goldfish!”

I've seen a similar quote on Terraria's Goldfish description, does it actually refer to these crackers?

Sadly he’s not lying and I’d actually serious.

The multicolored ones fr taste different. The red ones taste better than the rest.

I love goldfish I always ask to buy some when I find the chance.

I'm so hungry ill eat anything and thoroughly enjoy it, when he insulted the xtra cheddar goldfish, I though about how many people I'd kill for some xtra cheddar goldfish, the answer is 7

Goldfish are fine if you work in an elementary school setting, it's 10:15 AM and you're starving. Otherwise, there's no reason to not pick Cheezits instead.

I am suspecting his taste buds are broken now due to all the excessively sweet and spicy foods eaten in the other videos. When you get used to too much flavor, normal tasting foods don’t taste as strong as they are.

it is good to see i am not the only one who is addicted to goldfish

I love the regular cheddar ones, but in my personal opinion, the flavor blasted extra cheddar ones are fucking disgusting. Absolute shit. But that's just my opinion.

Same one of my favorite snacks get dunked on

For real, he's usually pretty spot on but these takes are complete garbage

Gold Fish is just a trash snack brand even the "flavor blasted" ones.

Concur, never liked the cheese squares, they taste so processed and strong. Goldfish you pop a handful a chill

Came here looking for butthurt Goldfish fans, found genuinely creative food advice instead

How dare you be so helpful in a KZfaq comment section.

The sommelier of goldfish

@@SaidNobodyEver42 same

Based on what he's getting I would think he's a prepper

Bruh this comment is just genius, made *literally* laugh out loud

Lol good one! 😂 This actually me chuckle.

All the varieties of Campbell's available at the store

Id actually enjoy that

Hungrybox is in need of a major comeback...

Wait I would love that video

No kidding. Never seen a man with so much hatred for a cracker snack.

how can a snack be targeted for only a specific age group

@@wkrajcik831 ever heard of the flavor _"blue raspberry?"_

* Krajcik * have you ever seen any cereal or candy commercial?

He would die

YES!

There's Jelly Bellys and those "Pringles" that were Reese/Hershey

I think he'd die

Hersheys is nasty

Don't. They're great.

Yeah dude, goldfish are amazing

You're not degenerate, you just like less salted than usual snack foods. Also, you enjoy the feeling of eating lots of smaller versions of regular products since you're numerically getting more per portion.

@@davidk7439 oh my gosh that's why I like Goldfish, I can taste the _value_

I mean, everyone's tastes are different

Solid choice.

@@T-I-M-E.42 i second that

Your choice is.....completely inoffensive.

@@Ultimate_Despair niiiice.

@@T-I-M-E.42 Which is super super super super super super super super boring.

This is should be a video

Baby food is quite prohibitive to buy though. There are harsh regulations on what it can be composed of, and it's actually highly nutritional. I tried to buy milk formula out of curiosity a while back and one of those 500 gram tins was the same price as 10 of the 1 liter Milk Cartons (that's over 2 Months' worth of carton milk for me)... Now, I have no idea how much you could make out of it, but I'm pretty sure you couldn't make a literal bucket (EU buckets tend to be around 10 liters capacity) of milk formula, so I gave up on the idea.

Holy shit that would make me so happy

Omg PLEASE LMAOOO

ProZD is about the only grown man I can trust to eat baby food for twenty minutes without it being creepy as heck

He do be spitting facts

Lmao that sounds like a job simulator bot

good album

That’s all they have bro

You'd think they'd learn how to make good cheddar crackers

Only two steps away from ruling the world.

So I wasn't the only person who heard that. Was dying..

🤣🤣🤣

Couldn't help himself from saying jizz in a food video lol

i dont get it explain pls

yum

Well actually it's meant to allow you to easily pour them into your soup, their intended purpose, hence the fish shape too.

@@combastion5227 I'm pretty sure it's for elementary school teachers to pour them into coffee filters

@@combastion5227 wait.. really?

@@zcarp8642 most likely

There are to techniques when pouring, you open the bag a little and can pour normally or open the bag completely and funnel it with your hand and shake it into your mouth.

I got a hamburger for lunch at school in 2nd grade the bun was too hard and I choked on it

@@soggysooponline I got mozzarella sticks at an applebees when I was little and I choked on them

I took a sip of water one time, and I choked on it.

i inhaled air one time and choked on it

I choked on a meatball once but I stood up right away, so the velocity of me shooting out of my chair sent it down my throat and I lived.

Mmmmmm green , my favourite flavour

Ikr, Goldfish colors actually taste different from cheddar, they have a much more memorable flavor and they remind me of cheezits. Those things are so good.

Goldfish colors taste like chemicals.

@@ashleyspratlin1811 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!

Ashley Spratlin the purple ones were the worst. I couldn’t get myself to eat those ones.

“They aren’t that good” BRUH GOLDFISH ARE MY JAM PROZD WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

@@everythingz888 trash

I don't like goldfish either

Some shit

Goldfish are fantastic if you love salty stuff and the cracker type of snack. I can see why some people don't like them all that much, but I didn't realize these many people were so anti-goldfish.