Link to the comic this was based on: / 1728355173842759682 Scavenger voiced by Gazoogaloo: / gazoogaloo Radio Guy voiced by DesireDelta: / desiredelta My Twitter: / silentmanjoe
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@Zikiko175 ай бұрын
The most realistic part about this is how fast he ran out of stamina.
@spyrocoolnessspyronlink5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@mikadosannoji5535 ай бұрын
game devs realising that people dont run out of breath in 5 seconds
@raphaelryan3925 ай бұрын
@@mikadosannoji553 unless the characters are american
@gryphonkingbros8475 ай бұрын
@@raphaelryan392Am an American, can confirm I deadass run out breath in like 15 secs or less
@gryphonkingbros8475 ай бұрын
He should've brought a TZP inhalent smh
@BuiHieuDong5 ай бұрын
Seeing a mysterious man in an abandoned area is scary enough, but if he starts speaking Japanese everything is even scarier.
@Gaskman5 ай бұрын
Bro, even here...
@jits-dn7bm5 ай бұрын
please take a break bro
@_Cetarial5 ай бұрын
同意します!
@Scrintrav565 ай бұрын
I'm guessing your becoming the new Justin Y. I presume?
@andreasottohansen73385 ай бұрын
it works with any language you don't understand.
@SirPembertonS.Crevalius5 ай бұрын
Thankfully, you will live as Kiryu has never killed anyone. But you _WILL,_ have a sliver of life to your name afterwards.
@SnesySnas5 ай бұрын
It's a fate worse than death, because your hospital bills will put your in debt for the rest of your life
@Jampolo_OG5 ай бұрын
Another victim of Kiryu's never-ending war on bones
@alanavalos66455 ай бұрын
Instant CRITICAL INJURY
@Auron87555 ай бұрын
you will live, but you wish you hadn't.
@minignoux45665 ай бұрын
"Kiryu has never killed anyone" *insert the dragon of dojima shooting a rocket at an helicopter*
@Brown95P5 ай бұрын
I love how the first thing Kiryu says after opening the creepy door is "Fight me." That was a literal 180 from potentially creepy to downright hilarious, and I didn't even know that was possible. 🤣
@trumediamix15 ай бұрын
Imo, an even better punchline is if they had Master Chief flank someone just to say *_"Boo!"_* and nothing else - kinda like how we see the Grunts in Halo. Lmao [Sees Johnny...] "Boo!" [Runs away screaming into the microphone]
@ryankia40645 ай бұрын
You know, Ngl, I was legit expecting a horror version of “a red spy is in the base”
@yagzkerimcnar73565 ай бұрын
Yeah same here. I expected a dark, Alien-esque place where a french man suddenly appears, a chase sequence before spy goes invisible and ending it all with "Pornography"
@thetrashtroll5 ай бұрын
A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?!
@Thespy8015 ай бұрын
@@thetrashtrollPROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
@unmenrandom58055 ай бұрын
@@Thespy801WE NEED TP ROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
@Thespy8015 ай бұрын
@@unmenrandom5805 YO' A LITTLE HELP HERE?!
@artriks40155 ай бұрын
Yakuza is lethal. Nothing escapes the Yakuza.
@JahanPinkman5 ай бұрын
You forget, Kiryu has NEVER killed
@jokerjoestar6815 ай бұрын
@JahanPinkman he pummeled people so they could rethink drinking too much beer
@bartlegoof59495 ай бұрын
it’s okay they haven’t added bicycles to the game yet so it’s possible to survive
@dedkilla87635 ай бұрын
I wasnt expecting Kiru but now i just want that with majima
@Hypanoz5 ай бұрын
majima would only be there if the person exploring was kiryu
@dedkilla87635 ай бұрын
@@Hypanoz that's an even better idea for a new enemy type. Either else if someone mods it into the game over an enemy that already exists that be funny
@cringeonmain56535 ай бұрын
@dedkilla8763 Bracken does Majima's heat move (the neck snap) when he gets around you so that could work.
@thewing17865 ай бұрын
KIRYU-CHAN!!!
@spectravian5 ай бұрын
Kazuma Kiryu, also known as the Dragon, is nearly unavoidable on the moon Kamurocho. He, along with Goro Majima (Maddux Doggis) can kill any player extremely quickly. They are invulnerable to shovels and stop signs, and Majima cannot be detected on the ship's Radar. When attacked with either a Shovel or Stop Sign, Kazuma tends to respond with a swift counterpunch that instantly disables life support, henceforth known as a Tiger Drop for ease of use/access. There is no way to evade Kazuma or Majima unless you exit the facility. Both specimens seem to look very similarly to their earth counterparts. However, both seem to have no qualms about killing anything they come across. Good luck, crew. *You're gonna need it.*
@rustyrocket91175 ай бұрын
I will be shocked if someone makes that a mod 😂
@coomcharger61055 ай бұрын
@@rustyrocket9117Someone send this to developer
@dfquartzidn61515 ай бұрын
@@rustyrocket9117and if someone makes that, I wanna know how they could explain why two Yakuza men are just residing in a moon base, lol.
@Aereto5 ай бұрын
If you hear 24-Hour Cinderella anywhere. Get out and finish your run immediately. Majima will prioritize engaging other anomalies first but they will make a beeline toward you otherwise.
@bebrasmachnayq56914 ай бұрын
Damn Joe didn't even liked that comment
@livenishikireaction5 ай бұрын
*_TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT!!_*
@mrbloxy85955 ай бұрын
Made you a f-
@coomcharger61055 ай бұрын
Prison bi-
@Darklight655835 ай бұрын
That run animation killed me! It's funny how no matter how fast you run, Kiryu still manages to effortless close the distance!
@adirblazkowics77175 ай бұрын
The best part is that the scavengers really run like that in-game lmao
@sunboi155 ай бұрын
The fact John Lethal is so calm and says there is nothing in there means it was pretty quiet inside. Kiryu probably just got done beating up every ungodly abomination in the facility jist before he got there.
That would honestly be terrifying ngl, being chased by a buffed Japanese mafia guy in a dark, abandoned building lol
@daisukeakihito98324 ай бұрын
I'm going to be 100% honest if I opened a door in Lethal company and saw Kiryu sprinting at me at full tilt screaming bloody murder, I'd shit my pants real quick.
@Dannybythebanana5 ай бұрын
I was expecting a Spy but there is already a back-neck snappin' butterfly man in the game
@DegeneracySupreme5 ай бұрын
I can imagine hearing over the walkie talkie in a panicked voice "HE'S GONNA HEAT MOVE ME!"
@coomcharger61055 ай бұрын
NOT THE HEAT ACTION
@inductivegrunt945 ай бұрын
You can run, but you won't get far when Kiriyu comes in full throttle!
@CheeseYourself5 ай бұрын
this is the absolute FINAL franchise i would expect to crossover with Lethal Company
@I_Snort_Drywall5 ай бұрын
Out of all the things I thought would show up, Kiru was the last person I expected to
@X-SPONGED5 ай бұрын
Don't worry, guys. Kiryu doesn't kill. _But the other guys will happily feast upon this beautifully tenderized body that they found laying around their home_
@olchum76055 ай бұрын
That's Joryu
@spectravian5 ай бұрын
Kiryu doesn't kill. He gets assists.
@garrtoons43035 ай бұрын
Don't you just hate it when the Yakuza guy comes in? 😤
@codexstudios5 ай бұрын
I'm suprised Lethal Company is already getting this kind of fan content made around it! Good on the dev, they made a banger of a game, it seems
@KeyboardTarantula5 ай бұрын
breaking za lawww, breaking your spiiine.
@donaldorios62685 ай бұрын
Dread him. Run from him. The Dragon of Dojima arrives all the same.
@jamsjams11115 ай бұрын
You've heard of Majima everywhere, now get ready for KIRYU EVERYWHERE
@coomcharger61055 ай бұрын
I can't tell if that's better or worse
@enderguardian74435 ай бұрын
and then from under the bridge majima comes in yelling his signature catchphrase
@coomcharger61055 ай бұрын
KIRYU-CHA- *Tiger dropped*
@ercument33245 ай бұрын
Don't worry, he's fine, Kiryu won't kill anyone.
@warlerker5 ай бұрын
Kazuya won't kill you. However being permanently crippled in all limbs will make it impossible to escape everything else.
@Flamme-Sanabi5 ай бұрын
Truely the Lethal experience. (He didn't kill him)
@SpoopyChicken5 ай бұрын
I love how Receive You just abruptly starts playing.
@ogPunkcln5 ай бұрын
So Joryu didn't go to Hawaii first because he wanted to investigate the evil moon company first
@WereAssassin5 ай бұрын
I love this ❤❤❤ Thx for another masterpiece :D
@notcreativewithnames26255 ай бұрын
Man, I can't stop rewatching this.
@craftyearthythe2nd5 ай бұрын
The cartoonish run the scav did was so on point I wheezed
@weirdyakuzafan5 ай бұрын
What a way to find out your workplace screwed over Kazuma Kiryu
@YourFreund5 ай бұрын
I wish I commented earlier but now I’m imagining a yakuza boss fight between kiryu and a guy with a sign or shovel.
@GamerBoyGreen5 ай бұрын
Apparently, you can do "scan" in the terminal to show how much money worth of loot there is left outside the ship.
@captain51045 ай бұрын
The screaming is A grade funni....XD
@Isigia_Official5 ай бұрын
These vids are all so amazing
@Brawlatron5 ай бұрын
GREAT-ASSET-CHAN!!!!
@XRN05 ай бұрын
Kiryu has never canonically killed anyone. He *has* however beaten people to states a surgeon would burst a vein over
@RahPlayzYT5 ай бұрын
"The patient's body has their entire skeleton reduced into particles and multiple muscle ruptures and yet what's left of the patient's brain and heart are still functioning"
@ekkonus57195 ай бұрын
I half expected Jane, there
@KinAnimationsFTW5 ай бұрын
Dude, I'm pretty sure that would be just as terrifying as Dante's parts in SMT: Lucifer's Call (You know, that one game that spawned the "Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series"), where Dante chases and tries to fucking kill you for a job. Granted, I'm think it would be scarier here due to the fact that I don't think a shovel, stop sign, or even zap gun could do anything to the dragon himself, and hearing Kiryu's war-cries as he runs towards me would be gold pants-shitting material. (Also, yet again, I am fairly happy to see how much you've improved over the years with your animation, keep up the great work brother)
@TheRealAaronbrine5 ай бұрын
It's not Lucifers call, it's SMT 3 Nocturne the American version. And you can pay him off not to kill you. You just have to have a shit ton of dosh. Edit: It's called Lucifers Call in PAL regions. I was wrong.
@PonchitoPoncho20505 ай бұрын
"Kiwami Entity" The Dragon Of Dojima - Kiryu Kazuma.
@the-traveler05 ай бұрын
No wonder why scavenger was terrified, kiryu was highly detailed
My guy didn't charge his walkie between planets? He truly is a fiend.
@markheathcliffgaming3805 ай бұрын
All this time the secret was hidden until it's been discovered
@ezequiel5432105 ай бұрын
I love that you added the goofy ah run animation
@GlitchStick5 ай бұрын
The fucking gasps and screams of terror bro nahhh
@ataco59125 ай бұрын
I would run way faster if i knew i would get tiger dropped if i didn't
@seprumetus33185 ай бұрын
The screaming sounds so genuine
@w1ndgeneral2265 ай бұрын
Wow, the new update looks great!
@ComfortsSpecter4 ай бұрын
Glorious Emotion So Incredibl- BRING THEM CHEEKS
@Computer_Issue5 ай бұрын
I was not ready for that
@kenokickz5 ай бұрын
There was, indeed, something.
@Adraas4105 ай бұрын
Nice animation tho, and good luck further!
@Just_a_commenter5 ай бұрын
His first mistake wasn't shouting *_KIRYU CHAAAN_* after that door opened. He'd probably have perished no less... But it would have been funny. c:
@JNJNRobin13375 ай бұрын
had no time to process, the adrenaline was full rush
@breadboix21585 ай бұрын
Last thing you ever want to hear is “you better hurry up cuz-“ only for comms to be cut and realize you’re gonna die
@Lododar5 ай бұрын
wowza
@Thatonecapybara2345 ай бұрын
I love how it went from a couple vies to 293 in a couple of seconds
@mbamichael98485 ай бұрын
It begins.
@B0xF0xplays5 ай бұрын
I love this :3
@TheTrueTharger5 ай бұрын
"ITS FUCKING FLOWERMAN , RUN"-me , yesterday
@thediam0nddrag0n785 ай бұрын
Boy, that Encounter sure was Lethal
@anon14035 ай бұрын
The company reminds its employees to avoid approaching Yakuza Members. The company will *not* pay for medical expenses if you are beaten by them.
@mr.wizbiz.29175 ай бұрын
That is the actual last thing i would think of
@funnynamelol31564 ай бұрын
You WILL receive him
@zedc60725 ай бұрын
serves you right for landing in Kamurocho
@thegoofygoblin20815 ай бұрын
Bro Lethal company horror sfms would be amazing
@yonnel95715 ай бұрын
I loved that X)
@legostarwars00254 ай бұрын
Mr.Shakedown in lethal company
@swivelshivel65765 ай бұрын
when you look at the flowerman for 0.2 seconds longer than necessary
@righteousgreek21615 ай бұрын
Bro, watch out for his star finger
@makaiwatson74295 ай бұрын
Wow, this really is a... LETHAL COMPANY.
@Its_me_Stolas5 ай бұрын
As soon as I saw his face I immediately went "OH NOOOO"
@noodle16725 ай бұрын
That's scarier than the flower man
@robertmurray.73615 ай бұрын
Kiryu is taking the title of "World's goofiest run cycle" back.
@GreatNishanka5 ай бұрын
I inagine another type of these where the two heavyweaponsguys attack him
@atcraft10705 ай бұрын
私たちは少しトローリングをします.
@SpoopyChicken5 ай бұрын
Don't worry guys, he's fine. He just got all the money punched out of him, several broken bones, and bleeding arteries but he'll live because Kiryu has never killed anyone.
@Biodeamon5 ай бұрын
essence of fired
@baronvonpicklez28065 ай бұрын
deadly association
@NicoLas-xy3ew5 ай бұрын
how it feels to run from a thumper
@kylelangdon67245 ай бұрын
Yakuza Joe is back. But maybe he never left.
@Oretal5 ай бұрын
THAT SCREAM AT THE END IS SO FUCKING GOOD!
@HESHRocketWarhead5 ай бұрын
That's why even as overwatch, you have to check your own camera too. Sounds like that guy didn't get the memo and let some eyeless dogs know where he was.
@Toasted_Toodler5 ай бұрын
Pov: your the enemy in yakuza 5 attempting to escape.
@thespectacularlymonochrome78915 ай бұрын
Everything would be fine, had it not been the mouse appearing on the top corner of my screen with the right button in yellow
@RiverEgg5 ай бұрын
if i saw that while spectating, i would vote to leave early
@AdrianDaWeeb5 ай бұрын
BOSS LEVEL
@b33fi4 ай бұрын
sasato koi certified yakuza 3 moment
@dream_ix78675 ай бұрын
He then took him to karaoke to sing judgment
@an0rmalname1795 ай бұрын
Man the Kiryu Everywhere system, looks pretty cool ngl.