Sal's probably watching this like what the fuck lmao

Sal is like the stereotypical Latin hero who takes you horse riding along mountains while the sun is setting on the first date

I love how shane has a random man sitting on his couch😂

Shane: I think there’s gonna be a second date Postmate guy: *laughs uncomfortably*

Sal is watching this like who Tf did I just meet 😂😂😂

I think Shane is (relatively) calm and collected when he's with someone... so I wonder what Salvador will think when he see's the true Shane on camera during this video

Imagine if Sal came back like he forgot something and he found Shane beating the shit out of that minion

“Postmates is for people who can’t leave their house during an illness...” me: *shook*

imagine if salavdor watched this , saw shane murder a minion and wonder wether being alone in his house could have gone horribly wrong

Sal kinda looks like the guy from fairly odd parents that always tried to get with Wanda but had no chance with her

i wonder how tf the cashier looked at him when he bought this shit

Just wait until Ryland finds out Shane threw away the cheese grater Sal bought him when he could have used it for all his blue apron cooking videos 😂

Shane: "I mean I guess I could put it in my Lion King." Me: That'd probably leave a *scar* ...I'll go home.

Sal now has thousands of people crushing on him you're welcome

Shane holding the bra: is this for a child? Me: crying in A cup

Just imagine watching this video without headphones

Sal reminds me of one of those hot latinos in novelas lmao

Sal gotta feature in more videos 😂 Saturdays with Sal 😂

"When graveyardgirl loses her mind." That's some foreshadowing right there

Shane: I HATE EMOJI'S Half of his Thumbnails: *has all of the emoji's*

*sal awkwardly laughs*

Sals teeth are brighter than my future

Shane: it says do not microwave Shane: 😏 Shane: right ok *puts it in the microwave * 😂😂

“Police finds Shane dead “Questions his subscribers” (Police) do you know why Shane is dead? (Subscriber) no....... Thinks about when Shane shoved something from the 99 cents store up his butt

Sal looks like juandissimo from fairly odd parents

Those icee things are actually really good but you absolutely have to freeze them

This was the most stressing, anxiety making, depressing intro I have ever seen in my life and I love that so much.

Am I the only one surprised that Shane hasn't broken his microwave yet?

*That podcast promo, tho!* _BOMB AF!_ 💣💣💣

Inviting a random postmate stranger in my house.... SoUnDs LiKe A GreAT iDeA 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Just finished watching Shane's huge conspiracy video (part 2) and I needed to calm down before bed 😂

Salvador is me when I socialize with any other human, uncomfortable and weirded out 😂

Whenever I'm sad I just have to go on yt and search Shane Dawson and my day gets way better

Where was the cheese grater when Ryland needed it for his Blue Apron sponsorship?😂

You should have Drew, Garrett, and Ryland spend your money!!

*the difference between Shane with people and Shane alone is hilarious* 😂

“Can’t go out because of a virus”-2017. 2020:.......

wait is anyone talking about how the “ adult diapers” you have to make yourself it actually doggy pads for dogs to pee on 😂 also love you shane♡︎

Is nobody going to talk about how cool the Shane and friends thing was

Salvadors teeth whiter than shanes walls

14:30 the little "I love you" is so cute

"How do I look?" Me: gr- "Dont answer that" Me: great, like normal Shane

'he just wanted my money, so that's a typical tinder date for me' honestly probably the realest shit he's ever said, unfortunately.

Shane is the only KZfaqr who makes me genuinely laugh out loud

shane: oh, it also says 'dont microwave' shane: 😏😏

7:56 Cheeto: "Just put ME in there already and let's get over it!"

"Letting a stranger spend my money" bitch if this was me this video would be two seconds long and all they'd be able to buy was a mint

I bet sal is watching this and is like: Wtf is he doing with his life Edit: omg thanks for all the likes :0

“You put a ball in it and throw it to your dog” CHEETO 😂

"If you can't leave because of an illness"

"ass wipes and plus size panties? did he look me up" i died at that part LOOOL

Sal's teeth brighter than my future 😂

I will never be able to watch Lion King the same ever again.

salvador watching this: 👁👄👁

The video where everyone forgets about ryland.

That dudes teeth is GOALS!! Damn. Brighter than my future.

Shane : im broke Also shane: *Strangers spend my money!*

I wonder what sal was thnking when he was beating the shit out of that minion..

Shane hates everything animated and yellow 😂

5:08 Salvador: *walks in* "oh hey sorry I forgot my keys--" Shane: *psychotically beats the shit out of Bob with a minions lunch box* "I HOPE THERE'S BANANAS IN HELL!!! I HOPE THERE'S A DESPICABLE DEMON-" Salvador: *slowly backs away*

The way shane drinks the first beer in this video, is me literally everytime I drink beer. Lmfao. Beer is disgusting.

4:57 Shane's traumas from his old church-kid past is really showing here haha

What if sal didn't leave and he heard everything Shane was saying

"Do kids wear bras? I know I did." 😂😂😂

It’s so sad to see this now! I miss this era of Shane I literally just searched dollar store Shane videos to get here 😢

4:58 When you finally get home and someone eat your food you've been thinking for the whole time

That microwave has been through hell and back

When Shane was beating the minion piñata up, for some reason I got really sad because I remembered that Sal bought it lmao

Just imagine Sal's reaction when he watched this video later.

Shane beating a minion with a minion lunchbox was the best part of this video😂

Salvadors teeth is brighter than my future

Shane: “Do I look ok?” Me: “Yes” Shane: “Don’t answer that!!!” Me: “But you do”

4:58 me when someone touches my hot pockets

Shane is just so precious

Nothing is more entertaining than watching shane dawson beat up a minion pinata with a minion lunchbox

i'm so jealous we don't have postmates over here in the uk

Shane*beats up a minion* Me:*dying of laughter*

not me rewatching old videos

I wonder what Salvador thought about this video

Sometimes I worry about Shane's mental health

I miss this shane

Ryland needs that cheese grater now. His poor blue apron videos lol

Shane: "do I look ok"? Me: you look- Shane: (interrupts before I can finish the sentence) "don't answer that"

Sal has a nice smile ♥️

shane idc pls come back i miss u.

The adult diaper isn't a diaper it's a sheet that you put under ur bed sheet and it stops it from getting the piss on the mattress my little brother has them

When Shane said "I'm gonna do something else with this" about the lunchbox I literally thought he was going to blowtorch it lol

omggg I've literally had him as a postmates before

Shane is an actual mood "Omg do I look ok? Don't answer that."

Shane smashing the Minion piñata with the lunchbox had me dead. He was so into it.

You typed "77+7" instead of 7+7, that's why you got 84. I'm DYING 😂😂😂

You should definitely make this a series and invite all your Postmates lmao

Sal is 🔥 with a gorgeous smile. He needs to be on TV

Shane actually has a talent of closing his mouth and still singing amazingly😂

Why does Salvador look like Wandisimo irl?

Sal has a *GREAT* smile

That man is a LEGEND

“Timone meet pumbua” 😂💀 I WAS DEADDD

The beginning for his podcast tho is LITERALLY everything like he makes it seem like a movie trailer

why is Sal so beautiful though! he's actually drop dead gorgeous