As a wise drunken man said “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”

My scale would look like.. Level 1: sober Level 2: “loosened up” Level 3: Buzzed Level 4: Tipsy Level 5: Drunk Level 6: Sh!t faced

Ight so ima. Bit tipsy rn im On my way to get funk rn

Dead drunk? LMFAO! Never heard of that term. I call it Blackout Drunk

I got so banged up one time I woke up in a field 💀

I was waiting for "oh so you got fucked up" as a final stage😅

Lol what is this. 😂 it feels like an introduction guide to being human

Wasted after 2 glasses of wine and 3 cocktails ? You're a flyweight mate

I wish my hangovers after being blackout drunk were like this instead of laying in bed sweating with existential dread and catatonic anxiety.

Some people do look dead when they are "Blackout Drunk".

i'm drunk as fuck rn. i hate that there's a social stigma around it, i mean i know they mean well but sometimes life is so shitty that you gotta intoxicate yourself to enjoy yourself and why the hell wouldn't you because your cares go down to the point of nonexistent and your confidence soars

I don’t get a hangover I get overwhelming anxiety for no reason

I’ve never hear of dead drunk, I would say ‘absolutely sloshed’ or ‘shitfaced’ or smth similar 💀😭

I'm hammered right now. It was fun I had went drinking with my friends and by bro and now I am shutting on the toilet lol

Shit called blackout dead drunk is crazy💀

I guess I was the only one who thought "blackout" when the bar went fully green

I drank so much that I woke up in the middle of nowhere and shit my pants

You know when you're drunk when... You're sinking copious amounts of beer, chatting to your mates, charming up the talent, and watching your favourite sport on TV in your local. When suddenly it dawn's on you that you have to negotiate a crowded pub/bar to take a leak, only to discover to your horror that all the urinals are occupied, and there's a queue.😮

Me, 14, who's been on all levels:

Woke up outside at the back of a random shop beside the bar I was drinking at the night before . Knew I had to quit then 😂

Dead drunk is mainly said as blackout drunk

I get blackout drunk and still remember everything... 😅

KZfaq fr exceeding dead drunk 💀💀💀

Hineylyy but drink rn but can’t member how much I’ve had 😭😭

that's a warmup for me 🍻

Liver: Imma just head out, peace

I’ve been dead high before literally looked like a husk that could still move the next day. Felt so hollow like a carved out pumpkin

Dad drunk? That sounds about right, my dad is always blacked out drunk

When I drink, I’m always in the middle of being hammered and Tipsy

You won’t get “wasted” or “hammered” from 2 glasses of wine and 3 cocktails… Even as a woman and being light weighted.

I got drunk asf, but I've never gotten a hangover... maybe tonight might be the night? Im drunk asf rn

So her hammered or wasted is around a 3.7 oz of pure alcohol (an easy way to compare and add different drinks), for me, wasted or hammered is more like 9-10 oz. I assumed a glass of wine is 5oz and an abv of 13%. I also assumed the cocktail is around 2 oz of 40% worth of liquor.

You got tipsy- YEAH I FEeL SO tIPSy t-t-t TIPsY tiP-Tip-TIPSy

When I drink a lot just make sure to drink tones and tones of water when your done so you can avoid a hang over it works like everytime as long as your not like very very pissed drunk to the point of passing out but if you fall asleep or throw up just drinking water can still avoid a hangover it’s amazing you have to try it when you have finished drinking

1:sober 2: normal 3:slightly 4:wasted 5:drunk 6:blackout drunk

Christmas drunkkk! Can’t wait!

I’m a lightweight so the sprite does me in lmao 😅

I don’t even drunk I’m here for the info

if my dad is at a party, theres a 40% chance you will be in between tipsy and wasted. and no, he does not cause any violence but hes very funny 😂

This really helps with my oc im making him drinking alot thanks

DRINK BEER NOW!

I'm sober. I love Sprite. It's my fav sip of soda ❤

I'm at the point where I am shaking my head to make the room spin for fun...where am I at on the scale? Barely typing this correctly.Drank half a bottle of Crown Royal Peach while staying hydrated and full stomach. I fucking •LOVE whiskey. Haven't been this plastered in years! Not much of a drinker but damn whiskey hits perfectly when you are having a rough time.

We call it "blackout drunk," but.. accurate

I think ill just stay sober.

I got drunk and attempted suicide but I survived I didn't know what happen but the noose is around my neck

We call it Blackout drunk.

Strange: 😊 I've been Hyped up/Energetic drunk many times, but NEVER passed out & NEVER had a Hangover... I always drink water after a few hard drinks😋

how do u remember what u drank if you don't remember anything.

I got way to drunk one time and I woke in my friends bathtub with one shoe and using the the bath curtain as a blanket 😂

The English here is impeccable

I always get tipsy

Lmao so many steps were skipped. And texting your ex isn't wasted, it's feeling yourself.

I just drank alcohol for the first time and I’m so stupid because for my first drink(s) I drank three shots of vodka and now im stumbling and I can hear my heart beat

Girl tells the whole story but I don't remember anything 😂😂

The girl in blue sounds more fun.

I was drunk without my mom knowing I was on a call and my friends recorded I couldn't stop laughing

For me it goes: buzzin, drunk, and fucked up 😂

Sober is no fun, i lost my glasses which makes me feel depressed and gives me headaches, annoying lol. Drinks help.

What happend on getting high.?.?.?.? Did we just forget abt that

Im dead drunk everyday i go out. So happy i dont remember nothing

When I was a teen and started drinking I got so drunk I threw up everywhere on the streets. After that I got drunk but never Dead Drunk. Never passed out. An advice to those who don't want to deal with the hangover: -level 1 have a 1000mg aspirin with lots of water and squeezed lemon juice. -level 2 take a big dose of vitamin C and B1 your headache and hangover will mostly go away Tip: Don't eat fatty, sugary or super salty stuff it makes it worse. Instead go for sour krout and other pickles or sour soup.(yeah I know they salty but will still help)

i was never drunk because drinking is BAD

Tipsy vs heavy heavy drunk

It's either your buzzed or drunk. Simple ass that 😂😂😂

Lmaoo. Donuts Dnt help hangovers ma’am 😭😭

She got brickfaced mate

After 2 glasses of wine and 3 cocktails you’re drunk? Shouldn’t be out in a club or anything lol

I just drunk a whole bottle of white wine

I told them I love them 😭😭

this was way more wholesome and educational than expected

As a 13 yo, my scale is. Level 1: sober

Sober > Drunk > Trashed

I get dead drunk sometimes cause it puts a fire under my bum to do better and change❤

Never drinking again after eating nothing the whole day

Pffft, you can only get wasted after a bottle of vodka and dead drunk only once.

I might have been more times dead drunk than wasted according to this short

English lessons that I need

Forgot buzzed, drunk, and blackout, hangover starts at around drunk or hammered… I drink too much

I drank a whole ass bottle of Jager did nothin....

getting wasted with 2 cocktails…

So what does it mean if you have an entire bottle of bourbon alone, asking for a friend of course

The chick in the white coat is so pretty bruh

How drunk would it be if I drank an entire bottle of wine

OMG learning a lesson and make it for English vocabulary. Let's go team

Ooooh so I'm tipsy drunk, cool term

filipino drunk guy: nahh stray dogs from filipino: hell nah riding tandem from filipino: hell nahh bro storm from filipino:bruh hell nah

6 beers right now

5 drinks = hammered lol.... im working on my 14 drink

Donuts? Hungover girl, that is not your friend, you want an egg and cheese sandwich with hot sauce, or tofu phad thai if you're vegan, the last thing you want is sweets

Who is getting wasted by drinking cocktail ☠️

Im tomally not drank whet r yuh om abogt?

Yes I’m drunk again haha

Bro its called blackout drunk 💀

Doughnuts? Lmao

I have alcohol flush syndrome (also called Asian flush because so many Asian people have it) so when I drink I basically get an early hangover, which is the negative symptoms of a hangover whilst I’m drinking. But if I drink enough to surpass the flush stage, then I’ll get to what I call “white person-drunk”, which is the euphoria where everything is too funny and my words are slurring and I say things I wouldn’t say when sober

Bruh i remember getting drunk for the first time with my friend and then we goed to the town center and ehm jumped in the fountain it's emberasing and drunk but I regret nothing i was 15 back there

Man i got so drunk once I woke up in a bathtub full of ice. I think i was doing that viral ice bucket challenge also there's a massive scar on my side tho dunno why

We just say Faded

Scale went straight from tipsy to hammered??