Ight so ima. Bit tipsy rn im On my way to get funk rn
@FastoreX332 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaaaa
@izzy-dm8wf Жыл бұрын
sameb bruh, im gone rn 😭
@elijahreeves4890 Жыл бұрын
i would love to drunk txt her
@kingtyler2677 Жыл бұрын
Same I’m fucked upppp rn
@lynxyyy Жыл бұрын
were yall joking LMAO
@Akyro---X Жыл бұрын
Dead drunk? LMFAO! Never heard of that term. I call it Blackout Drunk
@m1_exodus560 Жыл бұрын
Same
@lifeisntfairpg3d845 Жыл бұрын
I call it obliterated
@samf9693 Жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@SVONER Жыл бұрын
I call it shitfaced like km rn bro im so drunk right now man i wanna be like thos For evrer
@l3gtk1la3 Жыл бұрын
In the UK we call ot white boy wasted
@daltonthomas6135 Жыл бұрын
I got so banged up one time I woke up in a field 💀
@S-732 Жыл бұрын
Dam mw to
@Oppais. Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@The_Top_J Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Sounds fun lol
@y0urs4 Жыл бұрын
💀😭😭💀💀
@regfrfr11 ай бұрын
this made me giggle
@maxirunpl Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for "oh so you got fucked up" as a final stage😅
@gilbertogonzalez60979 ай бұрын
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJSJA
@heater13119 ай бұрын
Or Shitfaced
@mufasaeatingpasta35584 ай бұрын
I thought shit faced
@Howsinfullami2 ай бұрын
The actual final stage is hospital
@joewes89 Жыл бұрын
Lol what is this. 😂 it feels like an introduction guide to being human
@bobbob6743 Жыл бұрын
seriously wtf is this
@realsmollbean Жыл бұрын
it’s like a language learning thing (geared for europeans)
@ArabDweller Жыл бұрын
hahahah im Dr nk rn lol
@HannahKim-hb6fb Жыл бұрын
ppl learning english
@furkanbozdag81989 ай бұрын
Being drunk is not ideal for the human race
@nilenninju4709 Жыл бұрын
Wasted after 2 glasses of wine and 3 cocktails ? You're a flyweight mate
@DEFINITE444 Жыл бұрын
hey atleast it takes less drinks to get drunk! #moneysaved
@anti-tankartur6779 ай бұрын
Dude ffs, never ever underestimate cocktails. That's a mistake I made. Especially the ones that have more than 30 ml per serving. Went to a friend's party. The friend herself was the bartender. She offered to make me a cocktail which tasted really good, so I wanted her to make another and then another. And I drank 180 ml of alcohol with just 3 drinks. I was shook. 😂
@achilles89 ай бұрын
@@anti-tankartur677she made you doubles, most good cocktails are doubles
@brent.johnson Жыл бұрын
I wish my hangovers after being blackout drunk were like this instead of laying in bed sweating with existential dread and catatonic anxiety.
@dylanjohnston682510 ай бұрын
😂😂 shitt
@kenziconte10769 ай бұрын
You and me both. Withdrawal sucks
@Louie-pq3kv9 ай бұрын
DT ain't fun no
@PaladinThizz8 ай бұрын
I've never had a hangover because I'm not an alcoholic
@brent.johnson8 ай бұрын
@@Louie-pq3kv You're a hero mate, good on you for being superior to everyone.
@mariaanderson68803 ай бұрын
Some people do look dead when they are "Blackout Drunk".
@felixftw4702 Жыл бұрын
i'm drunk as fuck rn. i hate that there's a social stigma around it, i mean i know they mean well but sometimes life is so shitty that you gotta intoxicate yourself to enjoy yourself and why the hell wouldn't you because your cares go down to the point of nonexistent and your confidence soars
@UnflappedBread Жыл бұрын
are you actually okay
@felixftw4702 Жыл бұрын
@@UnflappedBread no. i'm not. but there's nothing that can be done except work towards what i want. the thing is i use to think punk was the epitome of "chadness" or whatever but i don't like the "being alone" part of individuality. i can't be punk if i have to work to make what i want, that's metal
@vanessab2392 Жыл бұрын
I eat and eat when stressed, or sad, or angry. My addiction is food, but overeating won't impair my ability to drive (as far as I know).
@felixftw4702 Жыл бұрын
@JBenS7 well yeah, moderation. i hate to break it to you, but you can drink without getting shitfaced everytime or addicted
@felixftw4702 Жыл бұрын
@JBenS7 what drug do you suggest i do then? i don't have a girl and i don't live with anyone else it's just me and my intrusive thoughts
@garrisonnix9407 Жыл бұрын
I don’t get a hangover I get overwhelming anxiety for no reason
@neosis418211 ай бұрын
Same here. Cant get hammered anymore because on the following day panic attacks onset
@Jasmin__6796 ай бұрын
LITERALLY SAME
@AllegraJimenez9393 ай бұрын
I’ve never hear of dead drunk, I would say ‘absolutely sloshed’ or ‘shitfaced’ or smth similar 💀😭
@silverninja5218 Жыл бұрын
I'm hammered right now. It was fun I had went drinking with my friends and by bro and now I am shutting on the toilet lol
@suuujji Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@Katiebo0086 ай бұрын
💀
@OverpaidTrader Жыл бұрын
Shit called blackout dead drunk is crazy💀
@twildabuckingham2 ай бұрын
I guess I was the only one who thought "blackout" when the bar went fully green
@8bittakeover1906 ай бұрын
I drank so much that I woke up in the middle of nowhere and shit my pants
@PortmanRd Жыл бұрын
You know when you're drunk when... You're sinking copious amounts of beer, chatting to your mates, charming up the talent, and watching your favourite sport on TV in your local. When suddenly it dawn's on you that you have to negotiate a crowded pub/bar to take a leak, only to discover to your horror that all the urinals are occupied, and there's a queue.😮
@10_seconds_2win2 ай бұрын
Me, 14, who's been on all levels:
@lukegarrettofficial3 ай бұрын
Woke up outside at the back of a random shop beside the bar I was drinking at the night before . Knew I had to quit then 😂
@ENIF_MIАй бұрын
Dead drunk is mainly said as blackout drunk
@user-sh7ij5dm7f Жыл бұрын
I get blackout drunk and still remember everything... 😅
@yasminetaraboulsi4 ай бұрын
KZfaq fr exceeding dead drunk 💀💀💀
@pippagibbs197411 ай бұрын
Hineylyy but drink rn but can’t member how much I’ve had 😭😭
@kenfrombarbie175 ай бұрын
something about this comment makes me cackle
@Segaton26 күн бұрын
that's a warmup for me 🍻
@Parallex001 Жыл бұрын
Liver: Imma just head out, peace
@dgolddg7278Ай бұрын
I’ve been dead high before literally looked like a husk that could still move the next day. Felt so hollow like a carved out pumpkin
@kokosaangaming502511 ай бұрын
Dad drunk? That sounds about right, my dad is always blacked out drunk
@EagleUSA16 Жыл бұрын
When I drink, I’m always in the middle of being hammered and Tipsy
@alexanderkaiser892 ай бұрын
You won’t get “wasted” or “hammered” from 2 glasses of wine and 3 cocktails… Even as a woman and being light weighted.
@yourlocallesbeanАй бұрын
I got drunk asf, but I've never gotten a hangover... maybe tonight might be the night? Im drunk asf rn
@charliemaybe Жыл бұрын
So her hammered or wasted is around a 3.7 oz of pure alcohol (an easy way to compare and add different drinks), for me, wasted or hammered is more like 9-10 oz. I assumed a glass of wine is 5oz and an abv of 13%. I also assumed the cocktail is around 2 oz of 40% worth of liquor.
@Rengokusfavs3xtoy2 ай бұрын
You got tipsy- YEAH I FEeL SO tIPSy t-t-t TIPsY tiP-Tip-TIPSy
@oliveroliver57892 ай бұрын
When I drink a lot just make sure to drink tones and tones of water when your done so you can avoid a hang over it works like everytime as long as your not like very very pissed drunk to the point of passing out but if you fall asleep or throw up just drinking water can still avoid a hangover it’s amazing you have to try it when you have finished drinking
@girlainythiel51113 ай бұрын
1:sober 2: normal 3:slightly 4:wasted 5:drunk 6:blackout drunk
@Depresseddonut17 Жыл бұрын
Christmas drunkkk! Can’t wait!
@reeceheaton5515 Жыл бұрын
I’m a lightweight so the sprite does me in lmao 😅
@David_997788 ай бұрын
You get drunk with sprite? 😂
@nnjjuudd93254 ай бұрын
I don’t even drunk I’m here for the info
@TanNguyen19770Ай бұрын
if my dad is at a party, theres a 40% chance you will be in between tipsy and wasted. and no, he does not cause any violence but hes very funny 😂
@SkittlesquawdАй бұрын
This really helps with my oc im making him drinking alot thanks
@holthofertv19982 ай бұрын
DRINK BEER NOW!
@MuRdErDaBaBy3212 ай бұрын
I'm sober. I love Sprite. It's my fav sip of soda ❤
@user-pl9vf4ri2z29 күн бұрын
I'm at the point where I am shaking my head to make the room spin for fun...where am I at on the scale? Barely typing this correctly.Drank half a bottle of Crown Royal Peach while staying hydrated and full stomach. I fucking •LOVE whiskey. Haven't been this plastered in years! Not much of a drinker but damn whiskey hits perfectly when you are having a rough time.
@watcher805Ай бұрын
We call it "blackout drunk," but.. accurate
@someotaku8744Ай бұрын
I think ill just stay sober.
@vovosiao524 Жыл бұрын
I got drunk and attempted suicide but I survived I didn't know what happen but the noose is around my neck
@felixftw4702 Жыл бұрын
you tried to kill yourself while drunk?
@SussyBacha Жыл бұрын
Damn
@grimone1894 Жыл бұрын
We call it Blackout drunk.
@Boogs1145 ай бұрын
Strange: 😊 I've been Hyped up/Energetic drunk many times, but NEVER passed out & NEVER had a Hangover... I always drink water after a few hard drinks😋
@Pieczd5 ай бұрын
how do u remember what u drank if you don't remember anything.
@Zen.V2Ай бұрын
I got way to drunk one time and I woke in my friends bathtub with one shoe and using the the bath curtain as a blanket 😂
@DAEMONWAL6 ай бұрын
The English here is impeccable
@Anonymous_V2348 ай бұрын
I always get tipsy
@godniiji11 ай бұрын
Lmao so many steps were skipped. And texting your ex isn't wasted, it's feeling yourself.
@presley_g_7 ай бұрын
I just drank alcohol for the first time and I’m so stupid because for my first drink(s) I drank three shots of vodka and now im stumbling and I can hear my heart beat
@mandy48177 ай бұрын
Girl tells the whole story but I don't remember anything 😂😂
@anterich37529 ай бұрын
The girl in blue sounds more fun.
@girlainythiel51113 ай бұрын
I was drunk without my mom knowing I was on a call and my friends recorded I couldn't stop laughing
@G_moneyy10 ай бұрын
For me it goes: buzzin, drunk, and fucked up 😂
@JamesHewitt-wd7jg9 ай бұрын
Sober is no fun, i lost my glasses which makes me feel depressed and gives me headaches, annoying lol. Drinks help.
@CuteViews12319 күн бұрын
What happend on getting high.?.?.?.? Did we just forget abt that
@8nakata8 Жыл бұрын
Im dead drunk everyday i go out. So happy i dont remember nothing
@futavadumnezo Жыл бұрын
When I was a teen and started drinking I got so drunk I threw up everywhere on the streets. After that I got drunk but never Dead Drunk. Never passed out. An advice to those who don't want to deal with the hangover: -level 1 have a 1000mg aspirin with lots of water and squeezed lemon juice. -level 2 take a big dose of vitamin C and B1 your headache and hangover will mostly go away Tip: Don't eat fatty, sugary or super salty stuff it makes it worse. Instead go for sour krout and other pickles or sour soup.(yeah I know they salty but will still help)
@redfire123 Жыл бұрын
i was never drunk because drinking is BAD
@kylewaddington19832 жыл бұрын
Tipsy vs heavy heavy drunk
@RAMIIIREZ99 Жыл бұрын
It's either your buzzed or drunk. Simple ass that 😂😂😂
@GreezyG74G8 ай бұрын
Lmaoo. Donuts Dnt help hangovers ma’am 😭😭
@user-px2lt4gr8f8 ай бұрын
She got brickfaced mate
@mrskittles60214 ай бұрын
After 2 glasses of wine and 3 cocktails you’re drunk? Shouldn’t be out in a club or anything lol
@quy3t.mp42 жыл бұрын
I just drunk a whole bottle of white wine
@hiimapenguin5 ай бұрын
I told them I love them 😭😭
@heartvsbrainsucks4 ай бұрын
this was way more wholesome and educational than expected
@Iwastoolatetochangemyhandle5 ай бұрын
As a 13 yo, my scale is. Level 1: sober
@Makl200011 ай бұрын
Sober > Drunk > Trashed
@juliangallegos5758 Жыл бұрын
I get dead drunk sometimes cause it puts a fire under my bum to do better and change❤
@synix73113 ай бұрын
Never drinking again after eating nothing the whole day
@BLVCKSCORP10 ай бұрын
Pffft, you can only get wasted after a bottle of vodka and dead drunk only once.
@valkyrie_592 Жыл бұрын
I might have been more times dead drunk than wasted according to this short
@HR-pl7yy Жыл бұрын
English lessons that I need
@mathman2164 Жыл бұрын
Forgot buzzed, drunk, and blackout, hangover starts at around drunk or hammered… I drink too much
@Tactical_MioАй бұрын
I drank a whole ass bottle of Jager did nothin....
@maddolohАй бұрын
getting wasted with 2 cocktails…
@Whos_Candace7 ай бұрын
So what does it mean if you have an entire bottle of bourbon alone, asking for a friend of course
@trevornewton96875 ай бұрын
The chick in the white coat is so pretty bruh
@THEONEMAN10002 жыл бұрын
How drunk would it be if I drank an entire bottle of wine
@RitoDaOg Жыл бұрын
It all depends on how often you drink tbh if you aren’t much of a drinker give it like 20 minutes before each glass to test yourself without getting sick
@internationalspacestation7471 Жыл бұрын
If it's 0,7 Liter you will get a Little tipsy but probably nothing more. If you want to get drunk you need much more than that.
@esthertodd6562 Жыл бұрын
I just get so dizzy and tired😭 and hours before passing out I wake up not remembering how exactly I got there
@lupsi5507 Жыл бұрын
OMG learning a lesson and make it for English vocabulary. Let's go team
@user-dt7ks2nu9c3 ай бұрын
Ooooh so I'm tipsy drunk, cool term
@LiamGamingNoscope69420 Жыл бұрын
filipino drunk guy: nahh stray dogs from filipino: hell nah riding tandem from filipino: hell nahh bro storm from filipino:bruh hell nah
@jaakkolehto14874 ай бұрын
6 beers right now
@CookHernandez9152 ай бұрын
5 drinks = hammered lol.... im working on my 14 drink
@trent19842 ай бұрын
Donuts? Hungover girl, that is not your friend, you want an egg and cheese sandwich with hot sauce, or tofu phad thai if you're vegan, the last thing you want is sweets
@Alooparathe5 ай бұрын
Who is getting wasted by drinking cocktail ☠️
@sarahbeel-yp3rk6 күн бұрын
Im tomally not drank whet r yuh om abogt?
@QuuQuu8 ай бұрын
Yes I’m drunk again haha
@ThisIsMuFin6 ай бұрын
Bro its called blackout drunk 💀
@IgoTpaynus697 ай бұрын
Doughnuts? Lmao
@itsdune0795 ай бұрын
I have alcohol flush syndrome (also called Asian flush because so many Asian people have it) so when I drink I basically get an early hangover, which is the negative symptoms of a hangover whilst I’m drinking. But if I drink enough to surpass the flush stage, then I’ll get to what I call “white person-drunk”, which is the euphoria where everything is too funny and my words are slurring and I say things I wouldn’t say when sober
@youngwigga82152 жыл бұрын
Bruh i remember getting drunk for the first time with my friend and then we goed to the town center and ehm jumped in the fountain it's emberasing and drunk but I regret nothing i was 15 back there
@FastoreX332 жыл бұрын
I got drunk for the first time a couple hours ago it was fun asf but I texted people I didn’t want to
@Jossiuggla123 Жыл бұрын
I'm drunk for the first time rn, I'm actually not drunk though just tipsy and kinda giggly and I'm feeling great rn , I'm 16 and I'm not allowed to drnk but Mr and my sister and her boyfriend are home Lone and we are drinking and its very fun
@Budjman07 Жыл бұрын
im more tipsy rn and i feel almost sick to the stomach, i am going to eat something and go to bed lmfao.
@esthertodd6562 Жыл бұрын
Yep my cousin said I was being super loud literally screaming and the whole time I thought I was quite and it was dark AF so I couldn't see anything 😭😭
@GoofyAhhMf226 ай бұрын
Man i got so drunk once I woke up in a bathtub full of ice. I think i was doing that viral ice bucket challenge also there's a massive scar on my side tho dunno why