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liamcarps

2 жыл бұрын

Some of my best In Germany we don’t say series from tiktok! More coming soon 👀

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@liamcarps 2 жыл бұрын

If you want the English translations follow my Instagram @liamcarps I have them all there 🇬🇧🇩🇪

@andreaparis812 2 жыл бұрын

Man you are amazing, no need for translation...makes me lough already 🤣🤣

@yeehaw23smitty 2 жыл бұрын

Much obliged!

@giannifois8948 Жыл бұрын

When you are german and you don’t need it. I am not german and I need it

@Ice.muffin Жыл бұрын

@@giannifois8948 Ikr....

@blueberrrry Жыл бұрын

@@giannifois8948 🤣

@moawik4864 2 жыл бұрын

The "So" and then run away is so accurate

@TrayusStudios Жыл бұрын

'tis indeed

@meli8433 Жыл бұрын

but you forgot to tap your thigh twice

@moawik4864 Жыл бұрын

@@meli8433 true

@Udgrasil13 Жыл бұрын

@@meli8433 Twice? Barbarians....once is more than enough to let everyone know you mean business.

@Mediaevalist Жыл бұрын

@@meli8433 Or knock on the table twice, if sitting at one.

@Meeko58 Жыл бұрын

“Hallo… Ordnungsamt” 😂😂😂

@kcrtxbw.4349 Жыл бұрын

Anzeige ist raus !

@ae5631 Жыл бұрын

das is so wahr

@Mediaevalist Жыл бұрын

When we used to party at home late at night, it was usually the police knocking at the door, though.

@Platycqb Жыл бұрын

Damn, I must have some German blood. 😳

@undercoverneunzehn Жыл бұрын

BAM BAM BAM ORDNUNGSAMT OPEN UP!!!

@Ph34rNoB33r Жыл бұрын

An Austrian friend once explained the phenomenon of "Nachtisch geht immer" with the existence of a "Dessertmagen", a second stomach with infinite capacity reserved for only sweet stuff.

@eryr_llwyd Жыл бұрын

Bei uns heißt das Kompottecke 😁

@aggimania7901 11 ай бұрын

like Alf

@sumi3000 11 ай бұрын

I actually got that idea as a child, it was always my reasoning when I wanted dessert but hadnt finished my main dish

@mylupylu 10 ай бұрын

@@eryr_llwyd bei uns heißt es "Süßmagen"

@AltIng9154 10 ай бұрын

Or you friends Call you Austrian... when you like sweet stuff.

@zoosaurus Жыл бұрын

In Germany we don’t say "of course you can go and use the restroom" We say "Ich weiß nicht ob du kannst, aber du darfst"

@jayhill2193 4 ай бұрын

diesen unsinn gibts im englischen aber genauso mit can / may

@bearivera72rivera89 2 ай бұрын

hahahaha

@gbagaskoro2 Ай бұрын

Du darfst... 😂😂😂😂

@Mediaevalist Жыл бұрын

Don't forget honking at the car in front of you 0.5 seconds after the traffic lights turned green while shouting "Grüner wird's nicht!!!"

@claireredfield7368 Жыл бұрын

LOOOOOOL^^

@daarianaharis Жыл бұрын

YES! I think "Grüner wird's nicht" MUST be worked into one of these!!!

@Zaluskowsky Жыл бұрын

Aber sowas von!

@Maximilian2808 Жыл бұрын

das kenne ich aber auch von den Simpsons :D

@AudieHolland Жыл бұрын

When I was driving a taxi bus in and around Utrecht, I had a special way of getting even with idiot drivers who cut me off just to catch the next red light. I would stop my bus behind them, and, having 'learned' all the traffic lights (stoplichten), my sweet vengeance was to honk a second before the light turned green. The idiot driver in front of me would turn his head, eyein me angrily to which I just waved my hand (go on go on!) in an even angrier fashion because the light had turned green already!

@JohannesBarop Жыл бұрын

In Germany we say "Tja" Missed your tain? "Tja." Broke your leg? "Tja." Your significant other didn't show up for the wedding? "Tja." Apocalypse? "Tja".

@justabunny999 Жыл бұрын

Same here in the Netherlands. But we also abuse it to disrespect others. You made a good argument The other be like,"Tja"

@2000Meilen Жыл бұрын

Gen Z facing the next catastrophe in their lifetime: "Tja."

@kcrtxbw.4349 Жыл бұрын

machste nix.

@Traumglanz Жыл бұрын

@@justabunny999 The spite for the DB, being stupid and hurting yourself and your significant other was included in each Tja. So yeah, we use it the same. :D

@splendidfalafel8987 Жыл бұрын

Tja, passiert :[

@ThisRandomGuyYouDidntNotice 11 ай бұрын

biggest compliment of a german reviewing your work? "nichts auszusetzen - I have nothing to complain about" 😂

@lunathemoon Жыл бұрын

The "Nachtisch geht immer" is incredibly accurate

@eryr_llwyd Жыл бұрын

Dafür gibt es sogar ein Wort: Kompottecke. Die ist immer frei. 😂

@josi0.062 Жыл бұрын

Nachtisch geht nicht in den Magen, sondern ins Herz ❤

@martindang7333 9 ай бұрын

@@josi0.062wortwörtlich

@Charlotte8591 9 ай бұрын

We say the same in Dutch. There's always room for dessert, you know😂

@PeaceJoyRestInMessiah 23 күн бұрын

Surprising! Germans are always so fit and actually skinny. I never knew you guys had such a sweet tooth for dessert

@Dominian1 Жыл бұрын

In Germany we don't say: "Nice roomy place you got here. I love the high ceilings!" We say: "Oha, die Heizkostenrechnung will ich aber nicht bezahlen müssen."

@jagan2 Жыл бұрын

ahah, that's true. Both in Austria and Germany I've always hated the apartments with low ceilings, with no room for stretching my arms :(

@hoodyniszwangsjacke3190 Жыл бұрын

@@jagan2 How tall are you???😳

@jagan2 Жыл бұрын

@@hoodyniszwangsjacke3190 not taller than the average german, 1.88m. I live on the 1st floor of a single family house built at the end of WWII. The ceiling is between 2.10m and 2.20m (not uniform in all the rooms) 😢 I miss being able to stretch my arms without hitting the ceiling

@trid3nt749 Жыл бұрын

@@jagan2 Nichts für ungut, aber 1,88 ist definitiv größer als der Durchschnitt (der liegt meines Wissens nach bei 1,81 oder so für Männer) :D

@laaaliiiluuu Жыл бұрын

@@jagan2 The right arm?

@acecrono9189 2 жыл бұрын

In germany we don't say: "wow, you did a great job, I appreciate your work and I'm proud of you. We say: "Da kann man nit meckern"

@thomaskriegeer-hinck1778 Жыл бұрын

Option 2: Endlich man, ik hab jedacht du wirst nie fertich!

@mylittledarkworldjohn4289 Жыл бұрын

Option3: hmmm, bist ja auch mal fertig. Ist halt alles so semi passiv aggressiv

@frouzen5974 Жыл бұрын

basst scho

@irrenistmenschlich4763 Жыл бұрын

Option 4: Ja is okay. Und hinterrücks deine Erfolge als die eigenen Erfolge einheimsen.

@StarLee_ Жыл бұрын

Option 5: beschweren kann man sich eher weniger

@rmartin147 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious Liam. The way your expression changes when switching from English to German just cracks me up. 😁

@arthurkaiser2789 11 ай бұрын

Junge, Du bist Kult! Ich lache mich fast jedes mal kaputt über uns Deutschen. Du hast wirklich Talent! Habe schon hunderte Deiner Filme gesehen. Und es wird einfach nicht langweilig und ist immer sehr unterhaltsam und lustig "in den Spiegel zu schauen""!

@MartGaebler 4 ай бұрын

Wir Deutschen sind definitiv das lustigste Volk! Für alle anderen, nur nicht für uns... So, ich muss jetzt zum Kegeln, sonst komme ich 2 Sekunden zu spät!

@tom_wuba Жыл бұрын

"willst du mein steuerlicher Vorteil sein" 🤣🤣🤣

@ae5631 Жыл бұрын

samma

@uwose Жыл бұрын

Her answer was: Sag mal, spinnst du?

@NICEFINENEWROBOT Жыл бұрын

Wir Deutschen proposen doch nicht so kitschig. Wir küssen und huggen und sagen mittendrin: Willst mich heiraten? Dann werden gemeinsam Ringe gekauft, untere Preisklasse, was halt grad noch Gold ist.

@420barracks3 Жыл бұрын

50 euro im Monat ist leicht drin

@chrisonaldo0936 Жыл бұрын

@Toast Hawaii never chase a bitch

@jannisk4956 Жыл бұрын

In Germany we don't say: "Wow, how impressive your work is! This is truly extraordinary, well done!" We say: "Nicht schlecht."

@Ice.muffin Жыл бұрын

And that's how mental illnesses are born.

@realemolga6306 Жыл бұрын

"Kein Tadel ist Lob genug!" ☝🏼👴🏻

@Thorsten_Wiegand Жыл бұрын

@@realemolga6306 Ich kenn es als: Nicht gemeckert is genug gelobt!

@deepbluebreath Жыл бұрын

Oder „besser wie nix“

@John-cg1sx Жыл бұрын

@@realemolga6306 FAT YOSHI

@novaleeschulz8185 Жыл бұрын

In Germany we don’t say: You did a great job, I really appreciate your work, you truly have talent mate ! We say: Keine Kritik ist Lob genug !

@laramauss1948 Жыл бұрын

jaaaaaaaaa!

@hoer3129 9 ай бұрын

Das klingt irgendwie nicht so gut wie die badisch-schwäbische Variante: "Ned gmeckert isch gnug globt."

@johannesdatblue4164 Ай бұрын

"nicht geschimpft ist gelobt genug" bei mir zuhause

@guidobaron5844 Жыл бұрын

So wonderful! I love your way of caricaturing Germany. Fortunately, our sense of humour in Germany is better than is commonly said.:-)

@sindhal6250 Ай бұрын

German humor is great. Very different to Anglo-Saxon one, but hey, why should it be the same? Good jokes, irony, sarcasm... all on the plate.

@oldbutgoldmusiknostalgie Жыл бұрын

01:07 In Germany we don't say: "Ah that was so painful" We say: "Was dich nicht umbringt macht dich nur stärker"

@8siiri8 Жыл бұрын

"Nur ein Kratzer"

@nokotho3840 Жыл бұрын

We say: Ein Indianer kennt keinen Schmerz!

@Bugs_Zone Жыл бұрын

Nur die Harten kom in Garten

@susa5846 Жыл бұрын

Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof!

@meli8433 Жыл бұрын

was nicht tötet härtet ab

@sim2x Жыл бұрын

"Alles unter 200 ist Verkehrsbehinderung!" so wahr 😂

@erdbeereintopf Жыл бұрын

300 KM/H bei Nässe

@hue._.drdang6645 Жыл бұрын

ich bin so gestorben😂

@erikfauser2418 Жыл бұрын

@@erdbeereintopf ja

@kcl1640 Жыл бұрын

Was ist daran falsch?

@whohan779 Жыл бұрын

@@kcl1640 Nichts, wenn man es auf die linke Autobahn-Spur bezieht zumindest

@charlesphirpo2833 Жыл бұрын

"so!" - my all time favorite 😆 the guy is a keen observer

@verapamil07 Жыл бұрын

As a foreigner (now with a German passport) living in Germany for the last 10+ years, I was surprised how "germanized" I've become. I literally could not understand what is wrong with "Morgen". I've been too long here 😂

@soulhunter6.6.6 Жыл бұрын

Oder wenn "Morgen" zu lang ist, geht auch einfach "Moin".

@verapamil07 Жыл бұрын

@@soulhunter6.6.6 Stimmt, das ist einfach so

@IronIck45 Жыл бұрын

@@soulhunter6.6.6 Finde es immer noch irritierend, wenn in Berlin nen Kumpel ständig Moin! sagt. Nen BERLINER-zum Fi..., das is kultutrelle Aneignung. Moin! ist Hamburgisch, oder Plattdütsch. In Berlin heisst datt Morjen!

@agnesr.4664 Жыл бұрын

People in big cities don't even greet. People get disturbed when they are greeted here...

@TheRealMisterMeister Жыл бұрын

@@IronIck45 Nur dass "Moin" den ganzen Tag geht.

@bugatti1710 Жыл бұрын

In Germany you dont miss the train,the train misses you

@anthonykaiser974 Жыл бұрын

Anymore so true!

@KalatSaar Жыл бұрын

and on top ... a train counts as delayed .. if it is more than 6 minutes late ....and the definition of the Bahn says .. a canceld train did not count as delayed !!

@MartinPrinzler Жыл бұрын

underrated comment :D

@Lv-nq9qz 10 ай бұрын

I was incredibly impressed by the trains and subways in Berlin when I was there. I think you need to spend some time on the subway in NYC, then you'll know what true suffering is.

@LadyAnuB Ай бұрын

My mind went to weapons mounted on a train searching for my ass in the surrounding area 😲

@justsomekirbowithoutamusta1852 Жыл бұрын

In Germany we don't say: That was a little inappropriate, wasn't it? We say: SAMMA

@erikfauser2418 Жыл бұрын

We say: NA HÖÖR MAAL

@cidar4750 Жыл бұрын

But usually: HALLOOO??

@DDArmy Жыл бұрын

Da wird ja der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt

@NICEFINENEWROBOT Жыл бұрын

@@cidar4750 "Hallooo?! Geht's noch?!"

@sanoj6397 Жыл бұрын

Or we say: haste noch alle Latten am Zaun

@grimas204 Жыл бұрын

In Germany we don't say: "You did a good job. We are ending your probationary period." We say: "We don't see a reason for your termination."

@RabenmundK 10 ай бұрын

In Germany we dont say "I very much like your videos, the Humor is on point", we say "It's watchable".

@gbagaskoro2 Ай бұрын

Or "na gut"

@CatariaNigra Жыл бұрын

As a German, I found this disturbingly accurate.

@StandingVindication Жыл бұрын

As a half German I found this hilariously accurate! 😂

@anina.vo1101 Жыл бұрын

Me too 😄.

@LucSkyOCT Жыл бұрын

Same

@dobees8183 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 it's so true, you people never smile

@LucSkyOCT 9 ай бұрын

@@dobees8183 As a german, this is inaccurate

@onepiecer8622 Жыл бұрын

In Germany we dont say: "you better learn this, itll be in the next exam", we say "WENN CIH NACHTS UM 3 AN DEINEM BETT STEHE UND DAS ABFRAGE MUSS DAS WIE AUSS DER PISTOLE GESCHOSSEN KOMMEN!!!!!"

@morphthebear3091 Жыл бұрын

SO TRUE XD

@KalatSaar Жыл бұрын

He had this already in the shorts..!! 👍

@air-gaspcurio-TextingStorys Жыл бұрын

Richtig Kamerad 😂

@kekstruppe1263 Жыл бұрын

So true! I literally was told that ! 😅

@samuelcheung4799 11 ай бұрын

Das hat wahrscheinlich jeder deutsche Schüler gesagt bekommen!

@stevenjahn5956 9 ай бұрын

In Germany we don't say: "oh, crap, it fell down", we say: "schmeiß weg, tritt sich fest" 😂

@phtevlin Жыл бұрын

I love dealing with people from Germany. VERY direct, and with an economy of words.

@WereDictionary Жыл бұрын

Frisch is the range between when the temperatures go down enough to wear a sweatshirt and when the temperature is low enough to hurt unprotected extremities. Kalt is reserved when you are decked out in winter gear and your face and hands hurt and you cant get warm.

@lorrainemoynehan6791 Жыл бұрын

laughed so much I splattered my keyboard with tea

@christinestrohmeyer1701 Жыл бұрын

Genau richtig wir sagen schattig ... dann lange nix, dann kühl-frisch-kalt. Zusammen mit recht hoher Luftfeuchtigkeit bei Platzregen lässt sich da sehr präzise auf Wetterphänomene eingehen 🤭

@Sophie-vw5ol Жыл бұрын

@@christinestrohmeyer1701 Letzteres ist dann schon "richtiges scheiß Wetter"

@christinestrohmeyer1701 Жыл бұрын

@@Sophie-vw5ol👍 kommt auf den Landstrich an 😉🎉

@pingvinai_irgi_zmones Жыл бұрын

Does it even get that cold in Germany? As a Lithuanian I find your weather mild haha

@nobakeoreocake5815 2 жыл бұрын

the trauma he must´ve gone through to learn all of this lol

@54321eclipse12345 Жыл бұрын

Nur die Harten kommen in den Garten.

@NICEFINENEWROBOT Жыл бұрын

Looks like he enjoyed it. His humour is great.

@lynnsintention5722 Жыл бұрын

Yeah... I know it well after living in Germany for 16 years...I can't even laugh at it any more

@0ntimetaiment921 Жыл бұрын

Humor ist wenn man trotzdem lacht.

@bbli-bq5xj Жыл бұрын

I love living in Germany i find it cute that they supress the emotions 😃 I guess unknowingly they hate to show vulnerability.

@truskakwa 9 ай бұрын

I honestly love how you make Germans look so positive in my eyes, also, my Germal lessons are finally paying off, these are so much fun

@KevinPerez-ps2kb 2 жыл бұрын

As a spanish person living in germany i had to laugh really hard at how accurate this is. My personal favorites are the one with the Bahn (so oft passiert...) and the one with: So... Epic

@mat.se57 Жыл бұрын

As a German person living in Germany I can confirm that “so” is the usual way of saying goodbye 🙈😂

@on_my_own_two_feet Жыл бұрын

Nun gut :D

@JuMiKu Жыл бұрын

Totally inaccurate. The one time you are late, they are always on time. It's a law of nature or something.

@biggusdickus9652 Жыл бұрын

passt schon XD

@tociUpiorek Жыл бұрын

As a polnisch Person living in Germany, musste ich auch sehr lachen 😄

@betoneairsoft8609 Жыл бұрын

In Germany we don't say: "wow it's hart to drive in snow" We say: "Fährste quer siehste mehr"

@MarieJohanna760 Жыл бұрын

@Dime512 Жыл бұрын

That's wrong. It should be more like: In Germany we don't say "I took the wrong road, I got lost!" we say "Fährste quer, siehste mehr."

@chleopattra Жыл бұрын

Fährste quer..... Das habe ich noch nie gehört 😂😂

@nirfz Жыл бұрын

To be honest from an austrian or swiss perspective most germans seem pretty bad at driving in snowy conditions on inclines or declines. Or at least most of those who show up here and try to drive in the alps ;-) Which isn't even entirely just in snowy conditions, had a german "Flachländer" in front of me last summer who completely smoked the brakes of his caravan trailer downhill a mountain road. With a bit of preparation he should have known that said road is not for use with a caravan, and if he had a bit of knowledge about his trailer and understanding of his situation he would have locked the overunbrakes of the caravan trailer in open position before the descend... But he didn't.

@theowaigel8588 11 ай бұрын

Das Zitat ist im Original von Walther Röhrl : Wer quer fährt, sieht mehr

@chrislohmeier Жыл бұрын

Jemand fällt die Treppe runter bei Glatteis, weil er zwei Einkaufstüten trägt: "Tja, sowas kommt von sowas."

@brikk1234 Ай бұрын

As a Yank that lived in Germany for 5 years and England for 20... I absolutely love your content. Never fails to make me smile (inside, of course).

@dotic92 Жыл бұрын

"willst du mein steuerlicher Vorteil sein?" hat mich gekillt :D

@olgfried3630 11 ай бұрын

Die sprichwörtliche deutsche Ehrlichkeit.

@netherblazeaka.mlgretard2910 5 ай бұрын

Beim nächsten mal muss der mich vorwarnen. Ich bin wirklich fast gestorben vor lachen xD

@fkrgebs6773 Жыл бұрын

With the German „So!“ one can say a thousand things.😊

@DDArmy Жыл бұрын

So, jetzt aber genug kommentiert

@Fummy007 Жыл бұрын

Similar in English, "So" has the most definitions in the Oxford English Dciontary. or atleast it did at one point.

@LothlorienTubes Жыл бұрын

Yes, the same is "Tja!". Its the complete view to the whole world in one word. Like "42" 😀

@Standgedicht 11 ай бұрын

Wer "So" sagt hat noch viel vor! Habe ich als Kind immer gehört.

@expect_DanError Жыл бұрын

Ich finde "Geht schon" so großartig... Du bringst es immer wieder auf den Punkt und man ertappt sich selber immer wieder 😂😂😂 Was wir hier zu Hause oder auf Arbeit schon über deine Clips gelacht haben... ❤🎉

@fpeter01 11 ай бұрын

I just love the emotional expression of German speaking people! They are on an another level.

@augerontgen8240 4 ай бұрын

What emotions? 😐

@juttaweise 4 ай бұрын

@@augerontgen8240 well it's a kind of emotion not to have any! hahahaaha

@genoellilienstern5789 3 ай бұрын

I find those videos funny as well. But that part of lacking facial expression fits much better to people from Poland or Finnland. Not a very German feature.

@obiwankenobi579 Жыл бұрын

As German I have to say this is really funny. I almost smirked. So (the German 'so' as described in your documentation), now I have to get back to my Arbeit.

@monsieurtoastbrod Жыл бұрын

Ahhhh... General Kenobi

@obiwankenobi579 Жыл бұрын

@@monsieurtoastbrod Hello there!

@monsieurtoastbrod Жыл бұрын

@@obiwankenobi579 Back away, I will deal with this Jedi slime myself

@raimohoft1236 Жыл бұрын

Aabeit... hier heißt's Aabeit! 😁

@musfikinsan3423 Жыл бұрын

Arbeit macht frei.Superior german soul😅

@jinuemon Жыл бұрын

We say "das ist kein Panzer!" 🤣🤣🤣 that really true, I heard that countless times as a kid 😂

@xominxotep Жыл бұрын

Tell the same in Russia, remember it too from my childhood))

@christianschultz9715 Жыл бұрын

I ve heard "Das ist kein Trabi" more

@FrogeniusW.G. Жыл бұрын

I heard it as "Das ist kein Lastwagen!"

@thommyturtle209 Жыл бұрын

i never heard it.

@VintageTechFan Жыл бұрын

"Die ist zu."

@evaundeva7318 Жыл бұрын

In Germany (Schwaben) we don't say "thanks for the meal, it was really delicious" - we say (only if asked) "man kanns essen"

@Hans-MVauEs Жыл бұрын

Oder: Mr ka nix sage( man kann nichts sagen)höchstes Lob für den Koch, dieKöchin

@DieGrinsekatze Жыл бұрын

Der Hunger treibts nei 😂

@0ntimetaiment921 Жыл бұрын

Der Geiz hält es drinnen.

@thomasr.5443 Жыл бұрын

Willst du mein steuerlicher Vorteil sein!!! 😂😂😂 That made my day! But seriously now: one of the things I admire most in Britain is that all surrounding british politeness! Thank you so much, Liam

@affable.pebble Жыл бұрын

The Spaziergang part 😭😂 it's so true, I've once gone on a hike in the mountains in winter with a bunch of 20 y.o. Germans and I swear they all walk like they are in the bloody Olympics! I was super exhausted and upset, the views were stunning though

@B4ltH470r 5 ай бұрын

We call this "Meter machen"

@finn1666 Жыл бұрын

the spaziergang absolutely killed me, i had an appointment the other day on the other side of my city (a couple of kilometers away going uphill) & i was so insistent on walking there because "das ist nur ne stunde entfernt, ist doch ein spaziergang" (it wasnt)

@stefanpaege2046 Жыл бұрын

Call it: Wanderlust.

@finn1666 Жыл бұрын

@@stefanpaege2046 thats nice of you, personally id call it being cocky as shite

@Vampirzaehnchen Жыл бұрын

When I was in Japan I asked how I could reach my hotel by walking one day. Of course I got a description where to go and when I said thanks they asked "You... really want to walk? This is about 20 km!" And I was like "Uhm yeah so it's a nice walk back." Typical Spatziergang, but it left a few people worried. It was a comfortable route, I have to admit. They have really beautiful parks over there. :D

@LaCazaLP Жыл бұрын

Brooooo hatte das selbe gestern abends. Ne stunde auf meinen zug warten oder 45 minuten an mein Ziel Laufen. Warum also ne stunde stehen und nichts machen wenn ich auch laufen kann.

@pingvinai_irgi_zmones Жыл бұрын

A couple kilometers up the hill is too much for you? I live in a very hilly city and I walk 7-8 kilometers every day.

@fannyfunke1360 11 ай бұрын

In Germany, we don’t say: „Sorry, I didn't quite understand your last sentence, could you please repeat it again?“ We say: ✨ *“Hä?“* ✨

@stevengreifenberg5256 3 ай бұрын

And cultured people respond to this "Das heißt nicht "Hä?" .. das heißt "WAAAS?!""

@kaktusschmuser4801 2 ай бұрын

@@stevengreifenberg5256 And actually cultured people will hear you say "was?" and say: das heißt "wie Bitte?"

@xdogs2 Жыл бұрын

Dude, some of these made me laugh so hard! I haven't heard some of these for so long ( been living in US) that the hilarity of them hits me even harder. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, I guess.

@Bugs_Zone Жыл бұрын

In Germany we don`t say: Hello. Nice to see you! How are you? We say_ "Na?"

@deepbluebreath Жыл бұрын

Und als Antwort: „selber Na!“

@Karlue Жыл бұрын

Na, wie is? xD

@FrogeniusW.G. Жыл бұрын

Antwort: "Joa, muss. Und selbst?"

@thommyturtle209 Жыл бұрын

@@FrogeniusW.G. Geht!

@Stiffsen Жыл бұрын

"Was geht?"

@LHSpartan007 Жыл бұрын

Get him his Lederhosen. He has adapted German Humor. He is worthy.

@antispiral5098 Жыл бұрын

We dont wear that

@shakirari5869 Жыл бұрын

@@antispiral5098 Eigentlich schon? Zum Beispiel hier in Bayern kann man eigentlich immer Tracht tragen, wenn man will…

@The_Engineer_Guy Жыл бұрын

Lederhosen are not typical for "Germans" they are tradition of the Bavarians. Which is also quite separated from the normal Germans by state and Law, ect. Not every American is a Honky Tonky Yehaa Cowboy with a ranch and hat. ;)

@drown-media Жыл бұрын

@@The_Engineer_Guy you can't convince me otherwise, jeremy Clarkson said so :D

@candyqueen0064 Жыл бұрын

*Thor storms in *: WORTHY! WORTHY🎉🎉

@FrogeniusW.G. Жыл бұрын

"Geht schon" is so true!! 😂😂

@fannyfunke1360 11 ай бұрын

In Germany, we don’t say: „Wait, really!? I never thought this was possible!“ We say: ✨ „Echt?“✨

@juttaweise 4 ай бұрын

echt jezz? neh ne?

@vickyac2423 29 күн бұрын

@@juttaweise And my non German friends get irritated; they think I am doubting whatever they are saying, making them out to be liars.

@anachronist420 Жыл бұрын

You know you're a German when you smack your thighs and loudly exclaim "So!" to announce you're about to leave.

@p.d8423 Жыл бұрын

Absolute 😀

@Sophie-vw5ol Жыл бұрын

And then you still stay 1h saying bye 😂

@Alexandermeister Жыл бұрын

I always wondered where I got that from. It must be genetic.

@APoxOnNordStream 6 ай бұрын

blimey, I do that. never realised my German roots were so strong..

@juttaweise 4 ай бұрын

@anachronist420 das O muß ganz kurz und irgendwie fallend klingen, nicht wie ein sooo, das ergibt dann den wichtigen Sinn dieser Aussage!

@bliss6495 Жыл бұрын

I'm not even a European nor living in Europe, but this is hillarious.... 😄

@AMcDub0708 10 ай бұрын

It’s amazing how your entire personality changes between the accents 😂 Like I totally believe you are two completely different people 😂

@derjansan9564 Жыл бұрын

At the beginning of 2022 there was a Czech billionair who drove on the autobahn at 417km/h in his Bugatti. This was illegal, but not because he went to fast, it was because he did not use the right lane so the cars approaching from behind could overtake safely.

@annicaleverenz Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@rolfgall9495 6 ай бұрын

👍🏼🤜🏼🤛🏼😆

@TSteffi 4 ай бұрын

"Rechtsfahrgebot" gilt immer, egal wie schnell :)

@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr Ай бұрын

"do you know why i pulled you over" "nah, why? was i going too fast???" "nah brah someone's going faster than you and you need to give way"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@erikschmidt2571 Жыл бұрын

As a german I can confirm that every single one is 100% true

@laramauss1948 Жыл бұрын

yes, but even more for males

@DerGeistDesKriegers 10 ай бұрын

About the Car door, in eastern germany we say: "Das ist kein Trabbi!"

@HoradrimBR 10 ай бұрын

I remember the father of my childhood friend, Herr Hach, telling his son that "the maximum you can do is nothing more than your duty". My friend is very sucessful today, though skin, with very logical and rational mindset, but all this thing about "feels" is not his stronger feature, to say the least 😅...

@pinkyboy8576 Жыл бұрын

Dude I'm studying German and this is one of material that i need 😌

@NICEFINENEWROBOT Жыл бұрын

Yes, might help a lot. We are not impolite. We are frugal in expression and emotions. We know life.

@embreis2257 10 ай бұрын

well, what you learn here is colloquial German. nothing you should ever put in writing.

@pinkyboy8576 10 ай бұрын

@@NICEFINENEWROBOT i kind of relate with German culture since people knew me to rarely smile in the public so people assume me for being rude but I think it is weird to smile without any reason. I usually greet people with straight face

@NICEFINENEWROBOT 10 ай бұрын

@@pinkyboy8576 Yet it is better to learn an easy way to meet and greet people, and you will love it. Only be genune.

@chahinex0624 6 ай бұрын

@@NICEFINENEWROBOT introverts ?

@kallo182 Жыл бұрын

In Germany we dont say: "Sorry, i dont know the Answer of your Question" We say: "Kommt drauf an ..."

@donrolo6499 Жыл бұрын

If you are a lawyer…

@terrapax8554 8 ай бұрын

It depends...

@HC_FREAK Жыл бұрын

In germany we don't say: "I think we won't arrive on time...". We say: "Das schaffen wir noch."

@frantasticadventures9524 7 ай бұрын

You´re awesome, mate! That´s exactly what it´s like. Heard my mom´s voice in every single one of those sentences. Passt scho!

@gyroelongatedpentagonalbip728 2 жыл бұрын

Es ist immer *klatsch auf den Oberschenkel* "SO"

@TTemme-st4jl Жыл бұрын

Hüstel.... ...so mache ich es auch immer! 😂

@iizvullok Жыл бұрын

As a German i can confirm this.

@Karuuhnia 9 ай бұрын

In Germany we don't say: "Man, that was painful!". We say: "Solange du noch Schmerz spürst, bist du am Leben." or "Was dich nicht umbringt, macht dich nur stärker."

@7bloodyTears Жыл бұрын

Wenn einer "Morgen" sagt, dann ist er sogarziemlich gesprächig 😂 Die meisten belassens bei "Moin"🤗

@lovelybeard3596 Жыл бұрын

🤣 Ich finde das wunderbar unterhaltsam🇩🇪. Einen schönen Abend wünsche ich allen hier.😇

@rolandet Жыл бұрын

nabend....................

@Fish1701A Жыл бұрын

We say: Passt, weiter machen!

@leoniee1545 Жыл бұрын

It's so true. My mother in law said we would do a "Spaziergang" (mind you, my brother in law was there with his 9month old son, so I thought it would really be a Spaziergang!). I dressed accordingly, with a normal coat and normal street boots. We ended up hiking up 400m and down 400m, in 4 hours.

@NoAlias_ Жыл бұрын

800m in 4 hours, you must be a snail

@leoniee1545 Жыл бұрын

@@NoAlias_ 800m altitude difference, not length of way.

@adiq94 Жыл бұрын

I wonder now, what actually causes people in Germany to actually embrace these traditions. I see some similarities to culture in Poland, but I wonder what actually caused it. Why some people are obsessed with fitness, effectiveness and playing tough person, while they seem like they want to escape other people completely? For me it seems like some kind of mental trauma from living in this society, because as I grew older in Poland I observed how communities worked in 2000s in smaller city and it all seemed to be more cooperative, relaxed, but today as I moved to bigger city it all seems so competitive, stressed and depressed. I tend to believe that source of this is just capitalism, which incentivizes being "efficient", because if people can be happier with less, then why should we destroy environment just to sustain luxurious lifestyle of small group of rich people that don't want make it sustainable?

@Henning_Rech Жыл бұрын

Ein "Normalgeher" (this word exists) should make 300-400 m elevation gain per hour. You must be a snail.

@NoAlias_ Жыл бұрын

@@adiq94 Well there are alot of points, but the overall conclusion isnt that easy, everyone is diffrent. There are to many topics there to sum it all up. While yes there are some stereotypes for every culture, those arent a 100% fit for everyone. There is a huge diffrent living in a city or a small town, i prefer living here in a small town, i know most people, most people know me. On the flipside, the 3 years i lived in a bigger city i didnt even known the name of my neighbor.

@ChrisReher 28 күн бұрын

I grew up in Germany. This channel is reminds me of all those little quirks I've forgotten. Toll!

@Yuzuki1337 9 ай бұрын

"Wir heizen nich für die Luftwaffe" is by far my favorite one. I'll cherish that one to my grave. :D

@PixxGokou Жыл бұрын

in germany we don't say: "oh, it's already 6am and we've been blasting music all night long", we say "Es ist 22 Uhr, Ruhezeit, schluss mit der Musik."

@awetistic5295 Жыл бұрын

But some of us say: "Nein Mann, ich will noch nicht gehn. Ich will noch'n bisschen tanzen."

@FrogeniusW.G. Жыл бұрын

"Zapfenstreich!" Oder "Feierabend!"

@jonashotger4456 Жыл бұрын

In Germany we don't say: "Yes, I'm fine, thanks for asking" We say: "Ja muss ja" We also don't say: "Wow, this is really delicious" We say: "Gar nicht so schlecht"

@GordonBender Жыл бұрын

Keiner sagt "Ja, muss ja". Das ist ja ein richtiger Schnacker :D "Muss" oder "Muss ja". Oder wenn man sehr höflich ist: "Muss, selbst?" "Joar"

@BattleDX Жыл бұрын

Ich lebe noch

@leoleone2.0 Жыл бұрын

Actually, we say: "Kann man essen."

@GordonBender Жыл бұрын

@@leoleone2.0 "Wie gehts dir" "Kann man essen" Wasn das für ne Logik?

@Monstermoerder1 Жыл бұрын

@@GordonBender das war wahrscheinlich auf "Wow, this is really delicious" bezogen, nicht auf "Wie geht's dir"

@Hyazinthenarrangement Жыл бұрын

Der Nachtisch war doch eine Donauwellen Schnitte ?! Die geht wirklich IMMER 😂. Hi Liam, hast du Erfahrungen mit privaten Einladungen in Deutschland? Ich kenne das so, daß der Gastgeber immer eine feste Uhrzeit angibt und der deutsche Gast kommt immer 10 bis 5 Minuten vor der angegebenen Zeit. Sollte der Gast unpünktlich sein, ruft er den Gastgeber an und sagt : sorry, ich werde mich um 6 Minuten verspäten.

@SignOfTheWarrior Жыл бұрын

Ich dache schon, jetzt kommt gleich der Spruch "Ein Indianer kennt keinen Schmerz." Habe ich als Kind nie verstanden.

@thetruetri5106 Жыл бұрын

Love how the joke with the train was about how bad Deutsche Bahn is and not how on point our trains are. On that you can see he's becoming a real german

@terrapax8554 8 ай бұрын

German trains used to be on point and our neighbor countries used to point that out and then got better and we got worse and that is where we are today

@thetruetri5106 8 ай бұрын

@@terrapax8554 yeah because we've let our infrastucture go to waste. Truly sad

@Skittles_and_friends_RBLX Жыл бұрын

"ALLES UNTER 200 IST VERKEHRS BEHINDERUNG" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

@mirrorman-mw3zu Жыл бұрын

As a born German I can confirm, that all this is true!🤣 All these got me so hard, this is hilarious!

@dete8326 Жыл бұрын

You keep nailing it! So well observed! My English husband keeps commiserating with you! 🤣

@ririri88 Жыл бұрын

Passt schon , geht schon 😂 „Für Nachtisch is immer Platz „ Ganz mein Motto

@Ultra_Glueckspilz Жыл бұрын

Das ist der Dessertmagen 😂

@tolly-m Жыл бұрын

In Germany we don‘t say: Wow, this was great. We say: Alter Schwede!

@anka-deutsch Жыл бұрын

Ich finde das Video so lustig! Richtig gut gemacht! 🤣

@kauffrau6764 Жыл бұрын

That "Morgen" greeting you get is full of meaning and warmth. You just have to see it.

@cuileth3369 Жыл бұрын

I think that what I really like about his skits is that pretty much all are true or very close to it, they all genuinely make me laugh xD He really nails some things I wouldn’t even have noticed.

@Florian.Dalwigk Жыл бұрын

1:33 killed me :D (as a German)

@ericfischerking 26 күн бұрын

Ahahhaha der spaziergang war der lustigste 😂😂😂 und der “morgen” mach ich immer😂😂 steuerliches vorteil 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tamaveirene 9 ай бұрын

Love this! The German culture will never be swallowed up by those who don't appreciate it!!!

@DjSummerrave 2 жыл бұрын

Ich frage mich halt einfach die ganze Zeit, ist er Deutscher der einfach wahnsinning gutes Englisch spricht, zu gut gefühlt für einen Deutschen 😅 Oder ist er wirklich Brite, und hat einfach nur deutschen Humor verstanden und zwar zu mehr als 100%! 😂🤙

@hydrailce3404 2 жыл бұрын

He's British. I think?

@paulzeus7783 Жыл бұрын

He's Anglo-German.

@Phoenix-zu6on Жыл бұрын

glaub ers britte, manchma is das deutsch bisschen uff

@sir_geiz625 Жыл бұрын

Der Typ ist eif nice, ich liebe den Humor

@Purpurfuchs Жыл бұрын

Er ist Brite und hat eine deutsche Frau. Die beiden haben das wohl für sich zusammen entdeckt. ;)

@francescoboselli6033 Жыл бұрын

0:31 as an Italian is comforting knowing that DB is always late like Trenitalia

@newsbender 8 ай бұрын

As a Brit living in Germany since 2010, your videos are on point and "meet the nail on the head" 100% 🙂

@SambaFIFA Жыл бұрын

"Wir sind nicht aus Zucker!" I almost died😂😂😂😂😂

@dodododododo2010 Жыл бұрын

liam muss einfach als Außenmenister für Deutschland arbeiten. Kann englisch und ist mit dem besten deutschen know how ausgestattet worden. Vote for Liam

@aandy007 Жыл бұрын

we can vote but he's not crazy

@AltIng9154 10 ай бұрын

Wir hatten doch schon einen Schotten als Ministerpräsident in Niedersachsen. 😊

@ninnar5045 6 ай бұрын

Er kann auch besser deutsch, als unsere Außenministerin 😭

@Hello-dc9if Жыл бұрын

In Germany we don't say: I've missed the bus, can someone drive me to school? We say: Der Fußbus fährt immer!

@alexandragraef8935 Жыл бұрын

Den Spruch kenn ich nur von Fritz Meinecke , könnte sich aber als Sprichwort etablieren...

@starther Жыл бұрын

Den kannte ich noch nicht! danke!

@Jennifer-hn9hz Жыл бұрын

@@alexandragraef8935 jap und den hat er selbstironisch erfunden, nachdem man ihm den Lappen wegen illegalem Autorennen abgenommen hat XD

@SandyMayasDance Жыл бұрын

I left Germany a really long time ago and this made me laugh so hard and reminded me that I am still German, thanks for the entertainment! lol

@petraingenbleek7497 Жыл бұрын

Same for me. I have been living in New Zealand for 30 years. This cracked me up. So accurate.

@agatino7674 Жыл бұрын

haha ich mag deine Videos, du triffst den Nagel auf den Kopf. Vor allem dieser Blick voller Verachtung für die DB als er sagt „I wouldn‘t get your hopes up…“ Das-ist-deutsch! 😂🎉🇩🇪