Life Coach w/ Jerry Seinfeld: Shave Your Head, Move to Phoenix | The Tonight Show
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Jerry Seinfeld answers some questions from Tonight Show viewers and gives advice on things like backing out of a wedding party and compromising with a significant other.
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Advice for Confronting a Friend | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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@GeneBurnett 3 жыл бұрын
Between Jerry and Bill Burr, all questions can be answered satisfactorily.
@markmckinney9821 3 жыл бұрын
They are actually 100 percent correct in everything they say and it's hilarious.
@PretentiousStuff 2 жыл бұрын
Satisfactionately*
@David0gden 3 жыл бұрын
I shaved my head and moved to Phoenix two years ago. Jerry has got some real world advice.
@itsmeprasad1987 3 жыл бұрын
😝
@jdugena 3 жыл бұрын
what is this joke based on?
@TalkingBook72 3 жыл бұрын
How did it work out for you?
@David0gden 3 жыл бұрын
@@TalkingBook72 Arizona is not so bad.
@kevinhalim6069 3 жыл бұрын
YOU NEED TO DO MORE OF THIS WITH JERRY, WE NEED MORE OF THIS.
@lovikkyio7868 10 ай бұрын
Yessss😂😂😂
@karenfreischlag6769 3 жыл бұрын
I like that Jerry Seinfeld is 🏖 being so blunt and honest.
@jakebugeja4573 3 жыл бұрын
That's what makes him such a good comedian.
@ShareeRedd 3 жыл бұрын
That's Jerry Seinfeld...he's been THE REAL DEAL!
@Anderson-ermelino 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakebugeja4573 788anos 8me 87anos Oi Oi Valmir i hate e 88reais 888888anos 87
@haley8484 3 жыл бұрын
IKRR. SAME 😌🙌
@haley8484 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakebugeja4573 Yeas for sure 😌🙌
@GeneBurnett 3 жыл бұрын
Jerry's advice on the first one is spot on, at least as far as I'm concerned. And no subterfuge is necessary. She knows I'm a night owl and she likes to fall asleep with me. So we hang out, cuddle whatever, she falls asleep or gets close and I slip out and do my thing.
@inuyashaslvr 3 жыл бұрын
she cant hear ur eyez blink 🤫 shh go go do ur thing go party hav fun woohoooo!!!!!
@mustikapekanbaru3451 3 жыл бұрын
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@waynelpop1 3 жыл бұрын
And he might get laid, win win.
@jayb3289 3 жыл бұрын
@@waynelpop1 pretty sure that’s what he meant by slip out and do my own thing haha
@burnacco 25 күн бұрын
then you wake her up going back to bed then she wakes you up getting out of bed 🤷♂ just what an absurd mess
@Historian212 3 жыл бұрын
The zipline letting you experience what it's like to be dry cleaning is genius.
@billyj4317 3 жыл бұрын
I think Seinfeld should have his own nationally syndicated column. Dear Jerry: Have you ever noticed?
@Whatdisaypt1and2 3 жыл бұрын
You ever notice people are saying "having said that" a lot more now
@edk2221 3 жыл бұрын
Wow that’s actually a really good idea!
@ericminch 3 жыл бұрын
"Jerry, I live in Phoenix, and we're being overrun by bald people who shave their heads. What do you recommend I do to escape this infestation?"
@markgigiel2722 3 жыл бұрын
Grow your hair long and move to NYC, it's empty now.
@along9971 3 жыл бұрын
ROFL!!
@Sindollx666x 3 жыл бұрын
Grow out your hair and move to Lake Thunderbird
@kalle162 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, I almost died laughing. 😂 thanks, i needed that.
@KittredgeRitter 3 жыл бұрын
I'm moving to California from Texas now that they're all moving here.
@Michlwhtn 3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, maybe you and the shampoo guy could hang out” 😂
@ChoBee333 3 жыл бұрын
I wish this was a real show, Jerry giving life advice!
@eddiegilmartin6891 3 жыл бұрын
He looks so healthy for his 60s. Stay strong, Jerry.
@cynthialandlmt3253 3 жыл бұрын
It’s all down to the TM.
@M_SC 2 жыл бұрын
So much Botox. But, it’s so well done.
@sierra4766 3 жыл бұрын
Jerry's couple sleep advice is great😂😂😂
@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453 2 жыл бұрын
Or just edit everything and #1 just do what u want!!
@yankeeladee02 3 жыл бұрын
The unemployed/mooch friend sounds like Kramer 🤣
@TalkingBook72 3 жыл бұрын
Kramer is worse because he goes to another apartment to do all that stuff 😂
@chichang9377 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 I just imagined Kramer barging into the room as usual 😂
@yankeeladee02 3 жыл бұрын
@@chichang9377 - As he shouts, “I’m out!” 😂
@camilamaciel8451 3 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂 This should be a weekly thing on the show! It’s hilarious 😂
@CaptChrispy 3 жыл бұрын
Say to the roommate: "Listen, if you're taking a shower, can you take these dirty dishes in there with you? You're going to be in there for an hour anyway, be a little productive, make it count for something."
@FreakieFan 3 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂😂
@janeway1971 3 жыл бұрын
Kind of like Kramer did ;)))
@worldcitizeng6507 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, like Kramer washing his salad while showering, LOL
@eleni1968 2 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT!!!! HILARIOUS!!!
@MichaelSnyder1776 3 жыл бұрын
I'm already in Phoenix, so do I just shave my head?
@FreakieFan 3 жыл бұрын
No, you grow your hair and move to NY. It’s empty there now anyway
@MichaelSnyder1776 3 жыл бұрын
@@FreakieFan hahah good one 👍 it's a fine place to visit but you ain't never gonna find me living in NYC 😅
@bumbledouche3323 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, just that stupid moustache.
@khaldoonaljerian8452 2 жыл бұрын
...move to NYC...move back to Phoenix and shave your head
@randychampion184 3 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld's smile at his own joke is gold!!
@samushunter0048 3 жыл бұрын
Jerry is an all time great. I got tears from laughing too much.
@emilyluna4587 3 жыл бұрын
"They're not correct, they're just mine" 😄❤
@moha6977 3 жыл бұрын
"She will fall asleep !.........idiot" 😂😂😂
@lynnturman8157 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I find Jerry's contempt so funny.
@mollypayne7417 3 жыл бұрын
This was actually really funny. Great questions. The image of Jerry milking the ketchup packets into the bottle was great 😂 I have done lots of insane things like this to avoid wasting food/condiments 💁🏾♀️🥫
@harrypatrick688 3 жыл бұрын
Hi how’re you doing
@toodlesoops7761 3 жыл бұрын
Leslie Jones/Jerry Seinfeld - want them to appear in a dear abby format weekly - PLEASE
@TrueCrimeQueen 3 жыл бұрын
These videos are just amazing! Love it! Stay safe out there everyone ❤️😛
@MB57 3 жыл бұрын
That's it, I'm shaving my head & moving to Phoenix!
@mjshrey4282 3 жыл бұрын
GREATEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!!!!!! #jimmyfallon when is the next opportunity to do something like the is this anything impression again. It was amazing and to make Jerry laugh would be the greatest thing.
@jpthinks 3 жыл бұрын
I did both, it works.
@JesseJamesIlarraza91 3 жыл бұрын
Jerry Seinfeld is a Comedy King. KING, I say!!
@conniesedona116 3 жыл бұрын
The zip line bit was great!
@Teacher_elleq 2 жыл бұрын
Jerry is soooo hilarious. I think I will visit his show again soon!!!!
@dannyburleigh1 3 жыл бұрын
My Mom used to say that Jerry should of taken Andy Rooney's spot on 60 minutes once Andy left. I agree!
@dimitreze 3 жыл бұрын
the Cabo question looks like a Curb Your Enthusiam episode
@malcommuggeridge7181 3 жыл бұрын
Google/KZfaq Larry David on the Rich Eisen show re: destination weddings. Hilarious (and expected) take.
@markgigiel2722 3 жыл бұрын
Sunblock and hat sales are skyrocketing in Phoenix.
@Slenderirl 3 жыл бұрын
Please do another with him again this was so funny!
@cl759 Жыл бұрын
Zip line is actually so much fun
@chriscreaturo8809 3 жыл бұрын
Jerry is so right about vacations. It was my mother plan for a vacation not my plan!
@mikeokkerts9139 3 жыл бұрын
It's nice of Jimmy to have Jerry on to do this segment. I'm sure it doesn't pay that much but every little bit counts when you are doing it tough.
@TheGordohhh 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah!! I'm sure he needs $.
@jameshershberger8085 3 жыл бұрын
I guess you missed the time Seinfeld was on Seth Meyers and Jerry said that he appears on these shows as a favor to them. As he said, “how does being here benefit me at all?” 🤣🤣🤣
@elwizschold 2 жыл бұрын
This interview shows just how correct Jimmy's impression is... just yell and raise your voice an octave, that Seinfeld
@brookParsons 3 жыл бұрын
This was Brilliant Guyz!! Jimmy...Yer Weed laugh is so Cuteh 🔥🔥💜🌹
@sharonshin4574 3 жыл бұрын
Great advice!!
@lisagibson2812 2 жыл бұрын
Jerry your so smart!
@82myhre 3 жыл бұрын
Mercy.
@penguinista 3 жыл бұрын
How could you not tell the shampoo guy to shave his head and move to Arizona?!
@ughleegamer5598 3 жыл бұрын
lmao, I really needed a laugh like this.
@wiaam697 2 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy's giggle
@erikadowdy686 3 жыл бұрын
So good
@laceypennies 2 жыл бұрын
Same here. Had a mountain of various packets. I just sat down and emptied the mustard in the mustard, sriracha in the sriracha, ketchup in the ketchup, soy sauce in the soy sauce, etc... and filled all the bottles. I don't like to waste food however small.
@adematti 2 жыл бұрын
The roommate comment immediately reminded me of Kramer 😂
@gman7329 2 жыл бұрын
I have a sneaking suspicion both the shampoo question & the ketchup packets question came from George Castanza 🤣
@Low-C-Laura 2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts on vacation exactly
@HorseMuse 3 жыл бұрын
Good coaching JS
@mariesmith8454 3 жыл бұрын
I used to not watch Fallon with guests because he seemed too polite & phony with his admiration of them. But once in awhile he has someone he genuinely enjoys, & I think Seinfeld is one of them. Then again, who can not laugh with Seinfeld, he sure is one of my all-time favorites.
@c.a.savage5689 3 жыл бұрын
I don't watch Fallon that much because l think the Tonight Show writers haven't evolved since Johnny Carson. It's the same shtick, stock jokes and Fallon's over-the-top hilarity at just about anything is really annoying. This bit with Seinfeld (like Leslie Jones) was really funny but almost unwatchable because of Fallon's falling off the couch laughter. It's a pity because Fallon is really good at some things - anything related to music, impersonations, telling stories... I still remember the story he told about playing pool with Prince. I fault the NBC executives for using his talents poorly.
@claudineb777 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 that was hilarious!
@danceswithtwins8048 3 жыл бұрын
I first zip-lined last year at age 56. My teenaged sons were awed and amazed their mom wasn’t fazed in the least. It was fun, and we will probably do it again.
@mellie4174 3 жыл бұрын
Luv jerry seinfeld!
@scotpak100 3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, hadnt seen Jimmy doing his fake over the top laughing and slapping. Now i feel so fullfilled!! 😉
@oranpf 3 жыл бұрын
I live in Phoenix, and I have wanted to try a shaved head for a while, but my wife hates the idea of me shaving my head. Should I?
@TahtahmesDiary 3 жыл бұрын
Hair grows back 🤗💜
@khaldoonaljerian8452 2 жыл бұрын
...move to NYC...then move back to Phoenix and shave your head
@daniellelaflamme8689 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed so much!
@itzeldeanda4328 3 жыл бұрын
love you ❤❤❤❤
@tyronjasonhuff 3 жыл бұрын
Jerry you are a MADMAN. lol
@eddietheblasian2043 3 жыл бұрын
@4:00 I'm ashamed to say that's how i feel a lot of the time about the ideas that come my way. lol
@eZwa306 3 жыл бұрын
I surely hope Jerry considers doing a live appearance in the future, as to see him live and sugar-free would be worth every cent paid.
@michellegonzalez3475 3 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling New York.
@benhenderson8952 3 жыл бұрын
You like Jazz~ 🎷
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
Being such a Superman fan, I wanna hear his opinion of the new Snyder cut.
@LP3Customs 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I think he didn’t love Man of Steel
@viksaggu9085 3 жыл бұрын
@@LP3Customs he’s gunna say it’s too long lol
@TalkingBook72 3 жыл бұрын
That's fair, but I could never see him sitting through 4 hours of a super hero movie, lol
@adiposerex5150 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness. I was considering moving to Arizona and shaving my head.
@malcriaditto7048 3 жыл бұрын
Fallon's fake laugh and Seinfeld's insecurity are a match made in heaven.
@TheFriendlyTroll 2 жыл бұрын
That's just good advice. You don't wanna be in Phoenix in July with a full head of hair.
@debnorr4992 3 жыл бұрын
You think she can hear your eyes open🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@butlem12 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy I can hear the sadness in your laughter
@antonettbarker4377 3 жыл бұрын
You think she can hear your eyes open she can't! Lol
@Pyazlehsun 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏👏👏👏👏 thanks
@DanielaAngulo 3 жыл бұрын
Ya casi suben el vídeo de Camilo? :O
@parvathynk2393 3 жыл бұрын
😑
@signorabartollini3841 3 жыл бұрын
OMG I'm Jerry😂
@blt4life112 3 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see motivational therapy with Larry David.
@satherton2012 3 жыл бұрын
Can we get this same game but...with James Spader? Lol
@ThiagoLevy 3 жыл бұрын
Great use of a Jerry Seinfeld!
@julielevasseur7391 3 жыл бұрын
HA. This was so silly and funny. Like.
@whoaskedforthisbs Жыл бұрын
If it was my idea, even THAT I don't want to do... yes.
@mindybroffmantakara8287 3 жыл бұрын
Dr. Seinfeld...😂🤣
@jonpoon3896 3 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about shaving my head and move to Phoenix a few days ago
@EMC_CO86_0_Z 3 жыл бұрын
❤️
@peggygibbons479 3 жыл бұрын
Jerry is SO Larry David! "Are you excited?" "Nah, I wouldn't say excited but I'm looking forward to it."
@harrypatrick688 3 жыл бұрын
Hello how’re you doing
@HairynosedWombat163 3 жыл бұрын
Hello? His brothers is having a baby? A miracle!
@cosmicchelle 3 жыл бұрын
What if you like your hair and already live in Phoenix?
@dannyburleigh1 3 жыл бұрын
I buzz all of the way down once a month but I never shave my head. I am from Phoenix but I am in Vegas!= So close! Very close!
@Nachovaibs 2 жыл бұрын
Finally a real laugh 4:59
@Sindollx666x 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏👏👏👏
@lmccahill45 3 жыл бұрын
How many ways can you make fun of the name Saffron? Yikes! Poor kid, my friend and I are making things up now. Lol
@brianszopinski98 3 жыл бұрын
I think maybe I should shave my head moved to Phoenix I need to make a serious change in my life who knows it might work
@mimigiggles4199 3 жыл бұрын
Shampoo guy, just remember that you can't keep the scam going for too long. It's not the never ending bottle of shampoo.
@sailorjupoak 3 жыл бұрын
About the baby name, if you butt in, he's just going to use it as the middle name. Happened with my nephew, and he ended up with 2 middle names.
@robcoghan5204 2 жыл бұрын
Phoenix is good till may first
@neuzaalves9470 3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@nsignific 3 жыл бұрын
He's still the king
@melrox8809 3 жыл бұрын
Why would you throw away perfectly good ketchup packets? They're free & useful. We have a bowl ful of take out condiments. Lol
@cynthialandlmt3253 3 жыл бұрын
I will never think of zip lining the same again. I mean who could come up with the analogy of dry cleaning other than Jerry Seinfeld. LOL
@rockierocket 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🙌🏼
@sketcharmstrong8491 Жыл бұрын
I did the shave your head and move to Phoenix thing. Then after I did that, I shaved my head and moved to Vegas afterward. It's still the desert...
@squid_fish 3 жыл бұрын
Ironically the couch surfer needs to move PHX and shave his head most.
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