Barry McCaulkiner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Barry McCaulkiner greatest joke I've ever heard

hotel? trivago.

Barry McCaulkiner fml😂😂😂😂😂

Barry McCaulkiner I heard the ratings were really high.

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Livie Gee haha very funny

Livie Gee 😂😂😂fr

If this ain’t true ion know what is lmao

smokeybarr HAHAHAHAHH I CANT LMAOOOOOI

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@@myst2286 Thats abit too much laughter..

r/wooosh thats abit too much attitude...:)

A jay an a 95s

Haha

@@erikstivrins8398 what's a 95?

The IQ of a satsuma

@@bushratbeachbuma type of air max trainers popular in South London

Nomens NoNescio lol that guy looked mentally slow. *Edit: (and inbred).*

Nomens NoNescio 😂😂😬

he is heisheisheisheisheis

He's on spice

Nomens NoNescio yeah your probably right

Thomas Hanlon the school system is a bigger joke than this prison, the school system and they way of teaching hasn't changed in almost 60 years and won't anytime soon

Thomas Hanlon lmao same! Its torture to get to the front xD

Thomas Hanlon 😂😂😂😂😂

Thomas Hanlon I

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Absolutely agree with you; well stated. I don't know your perspective of course, mine is a legal representative therefore no access to 'behind the scenes' matters but my clients painted good pictures. People seem to forget that prisons ultimately only operate with the consent of the prisoners; may sound strange but consent usually tacit and consider how much the staff numbers are outweighed by inmate numbers. I have found staff to be, well, incompetent, and had personally to provide the basic goods for my clients. Guilty or not, in this society prison - deprivation of liberty - is itself the punishment and should go no further than that.

@@taras6806 I’ve got 20 years in the job, and you’re right, it runs on a strange type of respect, many of the lads I’ve locked up on a loop for years, you get to know them, that’s where the life experiences come in, a black and white shirt doesn’t buy respect, it’s earned mutually.

@@hochiminh1313 I love your response - 'a strange type of respect' is exactly it. I don't think quite frankly I would have the ability to be in your shoes, I simply don't have the 'hands-on' experience as you clearly do. You're the person, to whom our justice/prison secretaries of state should be listening. My father, who was like me a lawyer before he became a judge, and was also (again I took after him in this) a prison visitor said of the mutual respect. Strangeways showed what happens in its absence and that is a mere one well-knonwn example. You are clarly good at your job.and a decent person. I know some prison officers (off my Xmas card list shall we say) who refer to the prisoners as 'vermin'. I dread to think how they are. It is good to have prison staff like you and interesting that you say 'you get to know them' - not everybody takes the time. Absolutely respect is mutual in as outside prison walls. Thank you for your comments borne of experience, so much appreciated. (Oh ps I had a crush on a chap in a YOI when I was 14-looking-20 and at his request took some weed in for him. If I had been caught my career would not have happened. We all do stuff not entirely sensible.... 😆

@@taras6806 oh dear! We all do daft stuff! 🤣 in response to your comment, I’m classed as a ‘dinosaur’ I’m seriously disliked by management as I’m straight talking as I am with prisoners, if I say I’m going to do it I will or tell them I can’t on the spot, governors steer visitors away from me 😂 to give you an idea of what staff are up against, I had a governor tell me to unlock a landing with opposing gang members on as she wanted them to mix together as it wasn’t right that they wanted to kill each other. Clearly I didn’t for obvious reasons, after speaking to the lads she then demanded they had their enhanced iep status removed as they weren’t complying with what she wanted. Yes. Read it again if you need to. These people live in a parallel dimension to reality. Back to lack of understanding, knowledge and life experiences.

@@hochiminh1313 What you say suprises me not one iota. From my experiences many of the officers (thankfully current 'company' excepted!) enjoy their jobs as they feel like demi-gods. Common sense doesn;t enter the equation let alone decency. Thank goodness for those who have similar feelings to yours. If we were in a bar I'd invite you for a drink or six.

As an American, I picture this as a British Summer Camp

Hunter Painter you should see it from my eyes I worked in one so happy I'm no longer working there

@@tommyatkins2527 so you can confirm with me...leaving them this type of freedom makes you work uneasy knowing it's easy to rebel right?

@@karlvella4460 they are banged up 23hours a day. Yeah too much freedom.

@@alexb6821 I'm saying compared to other prisons because every prison in America is "the toughest prison ever" yeah right this is like paradise...compared

Watko 84 LMFAOOO

Golden Button made me 😂 too! A man of many words! 😂

Lol

Golden Button I was lookin for sum one to comment that

I was scrolling for this comment lmao

Josh Grace lol

Josh Grace 😂

Prison is here so u can fk up some goverment dogs for fun =)

There is no such thing as "rehabilitation" in prison 😂 are you daft?

Yes there is. It's what prison is meant to do. Are you daft or just ignorant?@@Mikael-jt1hk

if u have enough braincells u wont get caught and jailed. Utter hell ? So u saying that it should be 5 star service which is paid by taxpayers? u legit gotta wake up bruv. majority of them are for a reason in this place whos going to do same fkn shit after release on repeat. my brother have been in this system and realised that prison is an university of new crimes. stop excusing them. prison either breaks u in pieces or makes u even more angry , mentally vulnerable, hatred etc. gtfo from your fake realities.

They aren't

Ben Simmons thank you!

Thanks

Thanks bruh

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Danny Martinez 😂

@Jason Bouphasavanh iam from Germany but the UK or London goons are preety brutal 2 wouldn't say America is more badass or shit like this but the criminal rate in America is just higher and they more poor

@Jason Bouphasavanh kinda sure they more badass but we also talking about AMERICA don't know if any part is normal XD no offenc

Danny Triggers hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@Move out The way sexist ass

Gary Hudoff III XD

Gary Hudoff III lol

Gary Hudoff III that's English people for ya

lmaoaoa 😂😂.

it's not even a cut lol

I've been injured worse just moving furniture in my house lol

That’s just how they act

Your sister sounds kinda dumb tbh

Is your sister 12 or something? Who unironically thinks prision is like a school for naughty grown ups? Lmao.

Your sister is a mental midget; I hope your IQ is higher and that you don't end up back there.

RiccoDaKid I know

RiccoDaKid. point blank would you wont to be hurt maybe as littlr as she had you would fight back

Yeah maybe it is a scratch, but I'd rather be bitten by a rat then be scratched by one of the filthy fookers!

Philippe Paul X X X

yes mate too right mate and that.

Lmao

Boy do I have some news for you

Natural law is the law. . . kateofgaia.wordpress.com/kates-writings/

Nathan Masters well your school has some problems

And my barrack block!

That was mr Lee lol he jumped from the 4 th floor I was there

@Blxssed plenty of phones in prison

You wouldnt servive a day stfu

Ooooooo big penis

It don’t tho, you’re chatting out your arse

Feel sorry for your kids, in daycare like that.

The Liberal UK are soft on the wrong people

congratulations on the power moves you baller.

Fuck me officer down (has paper cut)

Ive had worse and i work at the library. Lol

I’ve had worse sitting in my bed

I've woke up with way worse

Isit?

Apparently so

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Kevin Creswell it is. It is it is it is. It is.

HHhahaha i fucking lost it

Better* But also, Prison guards dont wear nike. They wear formal shoes as a standard uniform.

Got some fire ass Huraches

@@ryrkra8096 Don't*

Ervin Productions with a hotel

It’s a drug hotel ,”HELLO this is room service.” “Yes can I get the good coosh,”

Mary Woody *Kush

E Productions lol they need drugs in order to stand that place. Can’t imagine how brutal prison is when they’re sober. Drugs is a mental escape.

Violence party

Me too!😂

Just seen your comment after i wrote about it..😂

@9:32

Is it easy to get cannabis though?

And if he didn't die, he confirms it to this day.

LMFAOOO

Nah 😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

It’s British prison, they’re not there for nothing. They deserve better conditions but they deserve to be behind bars

Christian Brown well I mean it took the guy with a broken arm 3 days to get help..

Christian Brown I

Eric Stewart so who cares he's in jail

IHEartLReoy prison is a place for people to reform not for them to suffer (unless they’ve committed atrocities). Just because they’re in prison doesn’t mean they’re not people. 3 days for them to do something about an injured person is aweful, especially when they’re well aware that they’re injured.

IHEartLReoy people make mistakes, that's what makes us human. Murderers, rapists and pedos deserve to rot however that doesnt make up an entire prison. There are hundereds of people in prison that wouldnt hurt a soul. To say someone is subhuman because they made a bad decision is pure bullshit.

Rebelle Fleur yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, ya get me?

Lol

Hahaha

It is it is it is it is it is it is it is

😂🤣

Uk is a joke. Did you see police officers? obese women and inbred looking men

You obviously have never been locked up. Most of them are dangerous and never again should walk the streets. They need to be punished and kept out of society

@@lucebruno644You have never been locked up clearly. The system is horrible and you get driven mentally insane.

If you wanna rehabilitate them go try, take up that line of work.... have fun.

@@TheBloodshotFilms You sound like the kind of person who prefers to sweep the dust under the rug rather than take the time to actually clean up or maybe you just pay someone else to do it... Have fun with that attitude in life.

@@nellkellino-miller7673 That's quite the interesting projection from my statement that had nothing to do with that.

You can telll he was stoned😂

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Radinka B mate he wasn’t stoned he was on that black mamba

never used to be liked that ! used to be a house of corrections - hard labour and housed the gallows until the 90s

Yo prison is good because the crimes people do goes by sooo fast I went juvy for 18 months and it went by so fast I had bud I had a tv and for behaving for 2 months I got a PS4 and games life in prison is blessed if u think about it

A1.CERTI what’d you get bagged for?

A1.CERTI If you think that’s blessed that’s pathetic. You can get a PS4 on the outside too. Plus other shit.

Kierian Gallardo clearly you’ve never been to one, wearing your own clothes doesn’t change the fact your locked up.

swat who wouldn’t wanna be in springfield with Bart simpson if ur locked up

Springfields in UK was a mental health hospital.

Yeah let's buy them a house & feed them 🙄

@@Stanly-Stud Yes, because that will TRULY help integrate them back into society, and was indeed the point *Whooosh*

@@NukSooKow-yp9py You're stupid

@@Stanly-StudMaybe we can start with a room, and a guaranteed meal on the table if he needs its. That’s literally what we gave him in prison. Why would he deserve worse after?

@@tiberseptim8434 Maybe get a job ...eh?

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commenting like you havnt just turned up. fuck you and fuck everyone dropping this comment on shit. wasteman

Im here in 2108 mate

@@hitlers_top_assassin3761 thank you! Who the Fuck cares "who's here 20**"

Ur mom

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That’s the case in pretty much every county jail in America.

You forfeited your right to property when you chose to be a criminal

Joe White not all prisons are like that some near me are peaceful with minimal violence because they are packed with activitys so people don't fight as much

So you live next to a Cat D open then do you?. What do you know? ever been in prison... idiot

Oh Fade get yourself fucked off and in prison and see if you get any of that 😂 probs dont get it anyway lmao

vIMONST3RIv cool

Joe White pp

Watch the Northumberland one on the channel prison documentaries it's even worse 😂😂

Blackbird InTheSky it's Wandsworth prison I live in Wandsworth and the people you se in this video are nothing like the people in Wandsworth (mostly) but it's a struggle kind of because we are such and underrated area everyone thinks bad of us but we're actually good people

Abbie Hichisson read your comment and think about how stupid it is

That's a British prison. Cuts all the time to the budgets mean officers made redundant, those who stay, face that and more.

also the prison used to hold condammed felons awaiting excuation ! its gallows was only taken down in the 90s

Chloe Harrell y cry

Fuck the screws

@XELA GAMING well that's hella racist.

XELA GAMING maybe you should learn to spell before you open your mouth to say something ignorant.

Ur peng

@Jacob Timms We got a kid in the chat. Amazing.

So they don't escape idiot

Same, the poor fucker.

Sar N33 same, he is worshiping pedo warlord Mohamed

I dont. Thats what you get for eating cats and dogs

Tanya Van Der Merwe wtf? That’s fucking racist. Not all Asians eat cats and dogs. I’m Asian myself and I found your comment really offensive.

Tanya Van Der Merwe You fucking idiot

Lauren Armstrong 😂😂

Lauren Armstrong 😂😂

Is it 😂

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@@lyndaburn6428 - Well they did commit crimes. Usually they fake and play on mental health solely to gain sympathy from weak minded people so they can manipulate the system. Criminals will pay for their crimes regardless.

Most are worse places than prison.

I just prayed for him :c

Not surprising. America is the most imprisoned society in the developed world. 1% of the adult population is CURRENTLY in the prison system. About 10% of all American adults have been through the prison system. With Trump in, he wants to get tough on crime even though violent crime is at a historic low and the system was on the verge of reforming.He'll end that and put even more in prison. UK, China, and most other countries incarcerate 150 out of 100,000 people. The US is about 6 times that.

They aren't all like that, strangeways looked like a shithole.

karim fofana yes because it cost way less to produce products outside of US and that is what he is trying to change

MichaelTV44 oh they're. They're like a holiday camp. Prison officers are really nice too.

You can have phones wear normal clothes tv in your cell games consoles. Phones cost an absolute fortune in jail but you can still get hold of them

Tilly McMahon oh poor gay.no tv.the hardest punisment lol.have to think this before you did the crime

KZfaq Support chilllllll

I have no tv at all but I have WiFi so it’s all good

So how do you use the internet??

@@philhewitt73 phone??

Synx Nothing sad init.

Chris Needham one in Northern Ireland you can rent ps4s etc.... Lol

STOP READING MY NAME LOL hahaha no way

Synx Nothing 23 hour bang up mate. 1 hour of mere freedom don't play yourself yh

Synx Nothing constant violence yeh its great you divvy

Isn't it cool when people leave shitty replies on your comment then delete it because they're scared ha 😂

grow up cry baby

ACXIAO666 aww thx for letting me know it really helps !

He's a criminal. Not worth my tears

Direct you just don’t have a heart !

Jesus. What was the ward you went to? I want to research it.

I went to a psych ward in october 2022 and even though the bed stank of wee, screaming and stuff, i felt very at home. kinda wish i could go back in all honesty

I was 16 and I was retrained to a bed and a security guard continually pressed down on my knee cap every time I screamed which made me scream more and then he got removed from the room after screaming at me I was half naked with anyone who walked past could see me retained and half naked they gave me some injection which made my muscles stiffen up while I was in restraints and I couldn't talk properly, later a doctor took my blood and he couldn't get a needle in they tried both arms, hands, and one of my foot before a nurse took my blood quickly from my right arm and I was in the restrains for what felt like 6 hours but my mum who later came to the hospital said I was there for 2 hours in restraints before she came and they took them off ended up talking to the head of the hospital with a formal complaint with my doctor and they said sorry he was just doing his job I am now just about to turn 20 and I can still feel my neck stiffen up and my knees hurting everytime I think of this memory

@@Datbirb0 wow I'm sorry about that, I also got hurt in restraints but I was very weak so they didn't need to give me and tranq / booty juice but if I were you I'd try and get them in trouble, I want to get my hospital in trouble bc of the patients being abused by the staff but typical cqc believes their lies.. anyway hope ur ok.

@@aidanm5578 it's called collingham child and family centre in Kensington london, if you look at the reviews there's notes about being abused etc and it's true, it's not very well known but the reviews tell it all

Owen Creed he probably has about 4 pairs of shoes, it is a British prison😂

Owen Creed the BBC did him wrong there

vHydraPOW does he have a changeable body suit tho 😂

Owen Creed not to mention they didn't even alter his voice wtf he's probably a permanent target for violence now for snitching.

aah.. he's probably dead now..

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Sorry

Alpha Bravo lol i actually forst thought that its a real condition0

Oh my god I thought that was a really sick joke ITISITIS ahahahah whoops

Amazing 😂😂

😂😂😂

Alpha Bravo I fuckin fell for it😂

Harvey Frank I was waiting to see this comment. lol, I wasn't sure if I heard that right.

Harvey Frank lol he he X X X X

@@nalsra0 Mad stereotype there kid, Mate these prisons are fucked.

Kozmoz See an American prison. No walking up and down stairs free

@@nalsra0 Right but I bet you Yanks can afford to keep up having guards everywhere In our prisons these poor cunts get low pay and get fucked over all the time Lack of equipment and supplies required to keep these inmates under control. Thats Why they have this kind of freedom, to stop them from kicking off.

Blur Icy shup you yank

@@nalsra0 they can afford this freedom bc not half of the country is locked up like in the US. If US inmates had these rights there would be absolute chaos, uncontrollable.

Go and spend some time in Walton when purple aki has bummed you sideways haha

Because the officers dont shoot out like they do in the US.

It is illegal to pull out a gun as a police man unless the prisoner or whoever does

nigga df u bragging about jail like the shit i wish i never went or caught any charges

@Jason Bouphasavanh XD the UK goons gonna stab u little Boi typical shit caller u ain't gonna do shit lmfao and iam from Germany the prison hear is like Holliday

MrIlldemon agreed

Itisitisitisitisitis

yeah that's horrific

mcreature yo mum fat

Cxnxr cannabis*

XD

He said cannabis

Is it?

Jamie J------------ He's a fuckin' mong.

Na Noid American guards would get the job done.

Women should not work in prisons.

Woman should do whatever they're qualified for dude

Lol

EnigmaOGN why not dont be sexist

D Mal but he can’t eat

you stole my profile picture!!!!

christian miranda If only it wasn’t a default one. 😂

Can anyone put the time on here for the thumbnail?

@@unlimitedperseverance1706 *o wow*

It was biased

It is it is it is it is it is it is

🤣🤣🤣

I remember him

It is it is it is

Mgreen lol x x x x. X x

Itisitisitissitssitssss

gazman102 learn to spell

Is it??

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Timoka K both clueless, prisons are run but prison officers not police officers - massive difference dooh

Ash Police?

Timoka K police?

+big log Calls all britsh people stupid but makes multiple spelling and grammar mistakes in a two sentence comment, my my very smart, would you like a biscuit with your ignorance, just put it in your mouth and chew, try not to choke.

Sean Barker some schools are watered down versions of this

c r a n k e n s t e i n, this conversation is too metaphoric lol.

My school I've seen kids get taken out of the school by police and you had to fight to protect yourself cos everyone wanted to try it . It was so bad we had metel detectors my school was pretty close to a prison I'm now 23 and still aint gone to prison #tufflife

Sean Barker so people in your school threw boiling water on each other, broke each other’s arms, sewed their mouths shut? You went to a fucked up school.

XVX6katana6XVX well I broke a kids nose when I went to that school was like 7 years ago so yea it was the school closed down now

Jess Kenny probably due to lack of funding which seems to be the running theme here sadly!

Jess Kenny, no jail uniform in UK not like America

Hannah Smirnoff I’m not from America, I’m irish

In Scotland jails they do have clothes in different colours for type of gender in the jail.. Like one jail for woman wear purple jumpers and t-shirts and grey trakkie bottoms... The males is blue or orange or green and white!! But it's there is no jump suit

New ones get grey clothes The more senior prisoners can wear their own clothes

Check out the Japanese prison doc. Also know to keep their mouths shut

Zoomb you should see the north korean prisons you cant even hear anyone breathing

Zoomb cuz they got beat! by staff afterwards lol 😐

Because it’s mostly Russian mafias in jail who respect each other to an extent

Zoomb cause they Russian mafias who respect each other

been there, drugs come from drones every night and this is a simple video what going on in there, the most i can tell you albanese traffic is commanded from inside, they have access to internet and one word you are offline outside

Shrek Wazowski Exactly what I was thinking! Wouldn't be able to do that in US! Straight to the hole lol

Shrek Wazowski .