Dingo: I dont knock on death's door.. Also Dingo: I ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that

When the Reaper comes home to his wife, he is going to tell her he had another near Dingo experience today.

You know it's an old video when it doesn't end with "*smacks lips* YEAH"

Dingo: *Choking* Dingo's dad: You are being rescued. Please do not resist.

"Hey Ryuk, what are you doing ?" "Testing the Death Note, I tried writing the same name 5 times and nothing, I think its busted" "No, its working fine, that Dingo kid is just indestructible, trust me, all the other Shinigami tried too"

Dingo’s dad: don’t say nothin Dingo: ok Dingo’s brain: wait...

Dad: “DONT DRINK FROM THE HOSE!” Dingo: *drinks from the hose* Also dad: “DRINK THE HOSE” Also Dingo: *well now I’m not doing it*

Dingo: “I was a pretty tough kid” Also Dingo: scared at the simplest things like sprinklers, puddles and even bugs that can’t kill you.

Her Dad: Don't talk Her: *talks* Her Teacher: Don't run Her: *Runs*

First video: Karaoke = Death Second Video: Escaping Death I'm detecting a theme here.

What I was expecting in the 3rd story: "They didn't notice me, they were probably talking about Bugs and Rocks and... Taxes"

Death: I. AM. DEATH Dingo: Death? We don't want any.

Teacher: Okay everybody, remember NOT to run down the mountain. Dingo: *Has every single Sonic the Hedgehog theme in her head*

Dingo: *is dying* Dad: I offer you life Also dingo: *refuses* Dad: ''twas not an offer

"Now there's like 25k here" Video: Crosses out & puts 40k. Me: 2 years does a lot, 600k now.

Dingo: "And that was the first cliff incident." Me: WHAT WAS THE SECOND?!!

Dad: Don't talk or you'll die Dingo: "Hold my Beer" *chokes*

Her: *_i always avoid death!_* Death: *_am I a joke to y o u.._*

“I was definitely one of those kids you needed to keep an eye on” Me, despite turning 15 this year

Teacher: dont run Dingo: FRICK NAW REEEEEEEEEEEE teacher: so you chosen death

Teacher: So I run Dingo to save her from falling of the cliff DM: alright, roll for athletics check Teacher: nat 20

Us: Did you die? Dingo: saddly yes... Us: *GASP* Dingo: BUT I LIVED!

🎶they see me rollin’🎶 🎶 they hatin’ 🎶 🎶Tryin to catch ridin dirty🎶 I couldn’t help myself 😂😂😂

My close call with death is when I was 2 months old. My dad was sitting on this yoga ball we have, and he was rocking me. He rolled back too far, so he fell backwards, while dropping me straight down onto the floor... my skull cracked.

Me and my DnD group loved your video. When I made my DnD character, I added a wild Magic breath as a possibility when she uses magic (My character went heavy on the Elder Scrolls Dragonborn stuffs.. yeah...) And my friend chuckled and put a hand on my shoulder and said. "Just don't release a Tarrasque."

That teacher is hella skilled and fast.. My god. She needs an award.

Teacher panic attacks for trips are real. Every single time we schedule a trip, there's the how do we make sure no one dies discussion.

"How the hell is this dude still alive?" -Peter Quill, Avengers: Infinity War

Dingo: roles down a mountain at top speed and NEARLY DIES Also Dingo: Tis but a scratch

Dad: dont say anything or you could choke Dingo: OK 'chocking intensifies' Dad: So you have chosen death

Grim reaper:How have you survived so many years of me trying to kill you Dingo:I’m an immortal you CANT

“Welcome to the weird wagon, no drinks included.” Ok, but are there cookies?

Dingo at 3: I almost choked to death. 20 years later, Dingo's DnD character: i. Choke. EVERYONE! I see a pattern there

Same here: Never had a broken bone or a cavity in my life but i - Almost drowned in a rainwater vat when i was a toddler - Almost fell to my death from the 5th floor when i was 3 - Almost died of meningitis when i was 8 - And this one time i opened a car door while we where going through a roundabout. I was sitting on the outer side. With no seatbelt. In a car doing 30kph. My mum caught me by my foot though so i only had very light scratches where my face met the asphalt.

"Dont say anything." "Ok."

They see me rollin. They screamin

"Hey guys, whatcha doin'?" "Avoiding death." "Come again?" "I'm avoiding death!"

“Dw guys, I survived everytime.” S P O I L E R S S??

Man I just loved doing Taxes as a kid

Liked the DnD video? No... We *Loved* it!

“T H E F I R S T cliff incident”

I remember when i first saw this video at 40k subs, and now we're at 580k. what a lovely thing to be a part of. Thanks, Dingo

“Don’t worry guys i survived every time” is a funni

The _first_ cliff incident. ಠ_ಠ

Came for the D&D stayed for the personality best of luck with the KZfaq channel

Seeing how much you and your videos have grown in 2 years is awesome Dingo. Congratulations on the awesomeness that is you.

Been watching your d&d videos for a while now and somehow missed this gem. Think its funny how you were worried about recording and now you make videos that have legit put tears in my eyes with your voice acting. "Past you" would be so proud of you now!

i actually enjoy that quirky, akward personality. it's cute.

Straight to the extreme with you. No broken bones just DEATH

It's awesome to see how much has changed in your videos. Great job Dingo!

For some reason, I can imagine the cliff experience very vividly lol

tbh the most appealing thing in your videos are your character's facial expressions xD they are like a perfect mix between funny and adorable :v

well now there 40,000 of us, congratulations!! welcome to the KZfaq life and I am so sorry 🎊

Take your time reading, you're fast enough as it is. And again your voice is just so soothing 😅🤣 so glad I found your channel!

You are wonderful. No need to talk faster or more enthusiastic. Just wonderful.

Dingo” i’ve never had a broken bone before” Me”cool” Dingo” i’ve never sprained anything before” Me”ok” Dingo” heck I’ve never even had a cavity” Me”YOU LUCKY LITTLE-“

Teacher: now. I want you to not run down the mountain. Dingo: UR 2 SL0W

6:18 So thats a real... CLIFF HANGER!!!! XD

You are awesome! I love your stories.

Dingo: *rolling down a hill* Teacher: run to save dingo* *insert running through the 90's song in the background*

Came back to watch have been watching you since early times love the animations! Keep them up! When you’re able!

Great video 🙂As a fellow frequent traveler down the tunnel of light I salute you haha. Welcome back 🙂

As the child of a Canadian teacher who has been around other teachers their entire life, I can guarantee that primary school teachers do in fact have that exact same reaction every time a field trip like that happens. Especially since I grew up in a very hill and mountain filled area as well. I still get stories from my mom of the teachers who deal with the 5 y/o's all day and the shenanigans (and near death experiences) that ensue.

"There's 25000 of you" *and now there's 327K*

This channel makes me smile and chuckle 😊

I know you've basically made a career out of your D&D videos at this point, so naturally you're still going to be focusing on those, but I wish you'd get back to life stories like this one at some point, just for variation. It's always fun and interesting to see little animated snippets of someone else's life, and you're good at making them entertaining.

Dingo: starts choking Dingo's father: lol what's the heimlich lez get the hose

When you keep rolling ones but your dm really doesn't want you to die yet so through miraculous luck you survive.

Just wanna say that Felix is hands down one of the luckiest dudes to ever live if he can be w/ you

This reminds me of my younger brother SO MUCH. He also was a tough kid and managed to get himself into situations where he could die, but he wasn't close to death each time he got himself in a situation he could die in, in some miraculas way. He could've died, but he somehow didn't get super close to death. He must have had a guardian angel watching over him because there is no other explanation for that. There have also been times where he would get an injury and think nothing of it. He kinda has one perfect horizontal scar on each cheek in the same spot now. I still can't believe how perfect they are. Anyway, as for me, I was a very, very, VERY careful child. I even said to my mom one of the times my younger brother climbed onto the roof of our two story house in a sweet adorable little voice, "I mean, it looks fun but I just don't wanna die." I've always kinda been careful and I think it has something to do with my high functioning anxiety that I have always had (but it got a lot worse around 3rd-5th grade and has kinda remained that way since then). My younger brother though... Not so much

The KZfaq algorithm is strong with you young padawan.

I can just imagine death going,"I just want this one, is that too much to ask?"

I love how every animator has the mentality of a four year old

The face at 1:23 just killed me

Me: "Hey Dingo, what do 3 yr olds talk about with their dads?" Dingo: "Uhh, taxes?" Me: "Hey Dingo, what do 5 yr olds do?" Dingo: "Taxes?" Me: ō_ō "Yeah, makes sense."

Jeez you've been rolling low numbers your whole life

Man my favorite childhood activity, taxes.

PAST DINGO: I love death FURTURE DINGO WITHOUT SIPS: I hate death DINGO WITH SIPS: I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE DEATH whats going on... another one: The years before Dingo were piled on kids: I dont care f I LIVE or DIE. When Dingo gets piled on kids: aw. I die. :C EDIT: OMG tysm for the highlight! ^^

I don't know how bad this is, but, during the sledding incident, I almost thought you were gonna say, "So this is how I die, surrounded by boys."

I just imagine you need to roll a pair of dice everyday to see if you live... one day, one day

I can help with the weird wagon with drinks, snacks, and comfort! 1. Go to fridge for drinks 2. Go to pantry for snacks 3. Go somewhere for blankets, pillows, etc.

WELCOME TO THE WEIRD WAGON. Best introduction to any channel ever.

You said the advice about talking faster helped, and it shows! This video is very well paced, and you speak very clearly. You're learning fast, this is already leagues of quality better than your last one. Also, even though people are talking a lot about your D&D video, don't be afraid to make more videos like this! These stories were hilarious, and I'd love to hear more stories from your life. I'm really excited to see what you have in store!

I bring my own drinks, but I'm happy to be on the weird wagon.

Loving your life story👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Dingo: drinks not included Me: A WHAT NOT- * Then me: gets all the drinks and keeps watching the video *

So she’s talking about times she almost died “So I was on the swing once” Oh boi...

Tumbled down a hill once, launched off a bike at 7 years old and broke my helmet clean in half. I, however, was fine. Remember kids, always wear your helmet.

Nearly 700k subs now. You earned all of them.

I’ve watched this so many times and no matter what I nearly die laugh every time

To the best of your knowledge, you are immortal.

Hey, no need to talk faster and be more enthusiastic. You've got YOUR own style, and that style makes you unique. Keep up the good work, stay yourself!

I remember watching this video like 2y ago and not knowing the youtuber. And now I know that it wasn’t just deja vu seeing this video. Glad that I’m now obsessed with the KZfaq channel now :)

7:33 Yep, sounds about right. Super fun to go down in a messy pile.

Dad: don't talk Dingo: talks "I'm pretty sure my dad needed a break of parenting after that" Teacher: dont run Dingo: runs "Im pretty sure my teacher needed a break of teaching after that"

D&D game: *starts* Me: I search for a male dragon *rolls natural 20* Also me: I kick it in the balls *rolls natural 20 again* Dungeon master: +_+

We need more stories..... AND MOAAAAR FOOOLS GOLD

My God you're Canadian that's so awesome! I just figured it out because of the Canadian flag. lol. I love puffin forest but he's very American and a lot of my favourite content creators are and I love them but it's so cool to see a Canadian! I love your stuff your so amazing!

Dying builds character.

Great video. Very entertaining. Don't get too wrapped up about terrible starting videos (trust me, yours are just fine). Speaking from experience, everyone hates their first few videos. Just keep up the good work! :)