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Wizard made a good choice not wanting to work on that car.

Your dog is sniffing and licking the BMW because dogs can always tell when another dog is sick.

remember not to completely repair the car leave one thing broke

tyler: *owns a gallardo, na miata, abarth 500* also tyler: *takes a 7 series on mountain roads*

Even the dog is like, "WTF WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?"

🐶 in the back rolling over saying “why does he do this to him self”

“The warm amber glow of the check engine light” 😭😭😭 If you’ve owned a beemer you understand all his frustrations 😩🤦🏽‍♂️

9:31 the screams used as montage music are an interesting choice...

You did not let Jonny finish the sentence. He meant to say "It will be perfect... for my wallet."

My wife saw this. Now I need a diagonally situated Persian rug in my garage. Thanks.

I'm sure the $400 Lincoln would have made it without issue...

You have done me a huge favor. I was thinking of buying a BMW you have convinced me to never do so.

Tyler you need a bumper sticker of a check engine light and the words "this little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine"

Hoovies doggo being cute at 4:37

I'm thinking it would be more efficient if BMW had a "nothing wrong" light - it would come on so rarely

I like the dog playing around while Hoovie talks, it is hilarious.

Do any other former BMW owners instantly get anxiety when you hear the chime? I do not miss those days. Thanks for the laughs Tyler 🙏🏼😎

Throttle *CABLE.* Cable, oh cable, where did you go? So silent, so reliable, so *SIMPLE.* You never miss someone 'till they're gone.

Mechanic: it'll be alright. Tyler: "you said that last time" 😂😂😂😂

I've had basically the same problem with my e39. A mechanic replaced my throttle body for a new one. Still didn't work. At some point it was considered unsolvable and I put that car away for almost 2 years. In the meantime I found out that there was some moisture on a cable harness in the ECU box. Some of the pins on my computer were so badly corroded that they were unusable. My solution was to buy a scrapyard ECU with almost matching VIN and deleting the EWS. Now I'm enjoying my BMW again, as long as I regularly check my computer for water and corrosion on the contacts. Nowhere on the entirety of the internet have I found someone with the same problem. So...lucky you your problem was quickly found :P

Your dog was rolling around and laughing at your purchase. Nice doggie!

you would think that this mechanic would have seen the spliced wire when he had the whole intake manifold off.

Hoovie: "This is one of the good ones." Everyone: No, there are no good ones, they all break. Repeatedly. And being a M-B guy, you are probably cursed by the ghost of Karl Benz.

The screams for the transition music is appropriate

Limp home mode is usually a star feature listed on the window stickers of Range Rovers.

Lol the car starts rolling saying “take me home I’ll be good” like a dog at the vet

10:33 those darn sounds you used were killing me when your mechanic was going through the car 😂

I see a lot of "typical BMW" comments here, so I guess I was one of the lucky ones. I will caution to never buy a used BMW from someone in their 20s, because you can bet that kid has beat the shit out of that car thinking he was playing NFS in his suburban streets.

I know a chick with an out of warranty BMW and I'm like, _"Good thing you're a dentist honey."_

I find it very strange that every us spec european car is falling apart and a general pos in the states, but in europe these cars are still going strong, especially the diesel and inline 4 variants, at least the older ones up to e46 and e39

4:39 you're dog is having the time of its life

First vee invent Der Limp, zen vee crush them with den HauseLimpen mode.

go admit it, who was expecting the dog to pee on the BMW.. it deserves it!

"FuLlY sOrTeD" Those words should never be used in a sentence with "BMW"

9:31 When you buy a BMW for cheap and you see the bill when it breaks down

The dog is smelling the pedestrian you hit and placed in your trunk to dispose of later.

Should have Brought More Wallet.

The warm amber light... Tyler, du bist der mutigste Amerikaner der je ein deutsches Auto bezwungen hat 😁

The “screaming” when checking the wiring......I lost my s&$t. 😂😂

@9:35 *the sound of hoovies wallet screaming intensifies*

Can anyone else hear the Wizard laughing his ass off right now?

Who else is always excited to see the blooper reel at the end of each video?

That splice was possibly due to too lazy to fish wire out when removed intake seen it on older BMW v12 and v8s easily can cause more issues

"I'm not nearly as sick as this broken BMW" - Hoovie🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tyler! I’ve been here since your Mercedes ML class and I’d just like to say what a journey you’ve been! And I’ve been honoured to have seen you go from your ML and your S class to this! And what I appreciate about you is that you never changed because of your fame!

Did anyone else miss the first half of the video watching the dog?

Your dog is having itself a nice rub down with the garage rug... Goooooo Boyyyyy.! 4:38

The dog smells fail on wheels.

BMW should start rolling out new BMWs with engine light on from the factory

Was just watching, then I saw Frank in there. After that, I couldn't take my eyes off him!!! Beautiful dog!!! He was more interesting than that broken Beammer........sorry Hoov. Please!! More Frank!!!

Honestly I've never wanted to purchase merchandise from a youtuber before but Tyler really is just down to earth emotionally and is so upbeat and favorable it's truly amazing. The only car channel my girlfriend even enjoys besides Ol ' Dougy.

Hoovie with the savage "You said that last time" cut to outro.. The man has a family!

My favorite part is where Frank was rolling on the carpet too. We need more Frank! X-D

the scream sound effects had me dying lol

The warm amber glow of the engine light 😂😂😂

Tyler, you are quite simply a Prince among men, thanks for the laughs!

It's reminder/notification that you did a crappy financial decision

Hey, my John deer D155 Mower has NEVER let me down

Tyler: explaining the mistake this car was His dog: *rolling around and sniffing stuff like a good boy that he is*

My dad had a 1994 BMW 740IL. one day it ran like a champ. Next day on his way to work the timing chain guide broke and he was stranded. Was a great motor till that happened. THIS IS WHY YOU DONT USE PLASTIC CHAIN GUIDES!

My old E21 and E30 were great cars.....A shame they rusted away in the harsh Danish climate.

I’ve been resoldering dry cracked joints since I got into cars almost twenty years ago... and I started out with Honda Civics (fuel pump relay anyone?), not just a problem for German cars/BMW’s.

Should've bought the predecessor and more desirable E38 V12. It's better looking and more reliable. I'm in the process of restoring one that I imported from Dubai. :)

Scotty Kilmer: “I told you those things were endless money pits!”

The previous owners traded a BMW at a VW dealership... Talk about going from the frying pan into the fire. Must be into automotive S & M.

Over 150k? Thats a lot of miles for a v12, especially a clean looking one contained by a clean looking car

Every time I think a BMW 7 Series can't be that bad I am reminded. Great video

Every time I see someone in my town acting brand new in their used 7 series, I let out an evil laugh.

The dog at 4:44 lol

@ 4:27, dog rolling on the floor at the passenger's side rear was the best part!

Mechanic: "It'll be perfect.................for me."

Blah blah broke bmw. LOOK AT THE DOG!

German cars are great - TO LEASE!!! Once the lease is up, RUN AWAY!!!

You can tell this mechanic is on another level. Soldering joints in circuit boards most would say it needs to be replaced you’re in good hands

The dog rolling around on the carpet was the best part of the video

And this is why I like the Mercedes S class WAY more than any 7 series out there. It’s just facts

When your mechanic started working on it-the sound effects.... I lost it.

@10:36: That pile of spaghetti under the airbox is ridiculous. Saw that on an M5 I was looking at and had to laugh. "Should we neatly loom all these wires? Naahh...just cram em all in a box under here. No one will notice."

I'm skeptical of the harness. If it ran for 400+ miles prior to limp mode, the harness is obviously wired correctly. It's possible a short or an open has developed at the splice but my guess is that it's the bad solder joints on the board, as he pointed out.

Get a E38 and make that great again, own that car and i love it !

Had the same exact thing happen to me on the highway yesterday on my X5, turns out it was my high pressure fuel pump 🤦🏽‍♂️

I absolutely love your channel, your intelligence and your incredibly self-deprecating and extraordinarily hilarious sense of humor. The screams in this video are killing me with laughter. Keep it coming! I love you and The Car Wizard, JR and all your crew.

That BMW chime is the single most terrifying thing in my life right now , it blings every day in winter (Ireland) every commute without fail to let me known its cold out

You knew it, I knew it, we all knew this was going to happen folks.

Your dog is being a silly boy in this video. He certainly seems like a silly dog

Why the horrible screaming noise when the mechanic is unwrapping the cable and looking in the black box???

Haven’t owned a bmw in 2 years and that chime still sends chills down my spine. Nothing like a good Christmas tree on the dash for the holidays lol!

When BMW makes a “flagship sedan” they mean the white flag of surrender.

Lead free solder was the worst contribution to society.

4:44 the dog is like im haveing so mutch fun right now😂😁

Sorry Tyler, was laughing at your dog rolling around in the back round. I didn't hear a word you said about your reliable BMW.

This is bmw life!

Even the dog is Rolling on the floor laughing (ROFL) at the BMW. He knows better..

I have been binging 2-3 Hoovie vids almost every day for a couple months and I am just now closing in on a year's worth of vids left ahead. *WHEW*

Well if you decide to venture back over here in a BMW just know that my shop, Alternative Beemer Service, is in Rogers. Although I might would just suggest taking the Allante. 😁

The typhoon is home!

This man just loves being broken down everywhere.

I still own a 1997 F-350 powerstroke, back , about 12 years ago, the truck went into limp mode. Long story short, trans shop said trans bad. So, after a rebuild, and ten trips back for still said issue, turned out it was the dash cluster messing with the electronics. Found a cluster at the bone yard, miles are even close.

I have an M70 (V12 in the 850) and had a fair bit of EML until I replaced one of the throttle bodies. The problem was that, over the years, the lubricant inside the throttle body doesn't lubricate that well anymore. The result of this is that the throttle bodies get out of sync, and if the computer detects their values differ too much, it goes to limp-home mode. I've bought a rebuilt throttle body and that fixed the issue. I'm surprised they haven't fixed this in newer V12's !