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Badumtss

I can't believe you've actually done that...

Error,this fish uses water as the generator

Best KZfaq comment in history.

That's what I expected 😭

Imagine this: it's got an echo built-in, and everything it says is in big mouth billy bass but it also uses the lyrics of the songs alexa has lyrics of to move the mouth. I'd pay 150 bucks for that

@@Joseph_mama same

to me it just makes it more funny

Fair enough.

The moon isn't the only thing that's unsettled...

So what you're saying is that we're in the best timeline?

Me: Hey, 2018! Where the heck is my hoverboard!?!?!

That's the BEST future !!!

Todd would be proud.

"I've been hunting and fishing in these parts for years."

Fish edition sold separately

This would get full marks if they found a way to charge you for it again

It just works

Love it...

Shalom

@@chefdeprestigellc8855 Then you're a gay fish. Oh wait, wrong joke

Mmm fish sticks.

but just the tip.

Ywnm Think of a computer as a company with its own art department. When people in the company want a piece of artwork, they send a request to the art department. The art department decides how to create the image and then puts it on paper. The end result is that someone's idea becomes an actual, viewable picture. A graphics card works along the same principles. The CPU, working in conjunction with software applications, sends information about the image to the graphics card. The graphics card decides how to use the pixels on the screen to create the image. It then sends that information to the monitor through a cable. ­ Creating an image out of binary data is a demanding process. To make a 3-D image, the graphics card first creates a wire frame out of straight lines. Then, it rasterizes the image (fills in the remaining pixels). It also adds lighting, texture and color. For fast-paced games, the computer has to go through this process about sixty times per second. Without a graphics card to perform the necessary calculations, the workload would be too much for the computer to handle.

@@TheSamDickey r/woooosh

Ywnm someone liked it😂

@@deytao it's a special Japanese food

@@TheSamDickey nah... you're wrong, i'm pretty sure it's Japanese food.

That was a carppy pun. I respect you, sir.

@@Arceus3251 Didn't sea that coming now did u?

ikr? the one time he doesn't drop something in a video is also the time when it would actually be funny.

badumtsss...

I wonder how Billy the Bass would handle a (musical) Bass drop.

Some day

You can change Alexa's voice can't you, should give it a British accent or something

hehe :)

www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/us/terms.html

i-win my location is NCIX Tech Tips.

Wut?

IRS wpuld like to know your... Wait hes in canada

Yes, we need a creepy white plastic fish with blue eyes for only 999 dollars

@@dan_loup Its $40 CAD

@@emileuserboy he's saying it would be $999 if Apple made it

this is so sad big mouth billy , play despacito

JBL :p !

In the flesh pt2 would get weird, but I never wanted an army of heroin addicted fascist fish until now.

A restaurant in Chicago already did that, but with 300 of them. This is frickin' amazing. 😂 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jNt1Z9SptMnQpZ8.html

@@nilsmehl9331 i smell the internet historian

lmao

Well, did you buy one?

Yes, did you buy one?

@@triple7marc Yeah....but it seemed to be damaged during shipping so I returned it.

I just want to know what the deal is with the discount Luke? Like why is Jake all over the videos? he's not particularly hot like Alex so I dont get it.

Don't dare to do that it will drink all the drinks in your bar

Puzzles

Lemme know where your bar is when it opens. I wanna visit.

I just made your 666th like.

Yeah, maybe he is reviewing the wrong stuff the whole time :)

At least it doesn't stink

@@EffectPlaceboThe True

Alexa looks fishy too

@@cuy50 that was the point

well. you took the bait.

You mean the _reel_ assistant?

Hi everyone how’s LTT? I unsubscribed to all their content bc I got TOO addicted and with constant uploads it was becoming a habit…

well first people have to buy it, at least in the 90s you could annoy the shit out of everyone on the cheap.

what do you mean annoy lol

so Linus actually is a 90's guy XDD

Annoy???

Lmao

Rar cli on Linux masterrace

@@78tx Still 7zip master race (7z x)

cli master race

Yes they should, we give the commands while others only see the surface of everything.

Like so Linus(or anyone else) can see this and answer

I don't think it will talk or dance as that requires code sent from Alexa to move. It probably could be done through DIY coding though.

I believe they've pitched this for Alexa since Google Home's Bluetooth doesn't output speech.

Connect your phone to it and use it like a shit Bluetooth speaker.

Errr, not how it works

Replacement? This is a MILLION TIMES BETTER!

It’s more like an evolution

It is Alexa powered

Evariste Galois FBI wants to know your location

Im quite confused too

Huge understatement

with what ventilation?

@@bradhaines3142 it can also serve the purpose of a microwave heating your hot pocket while you game

And if you get sick of your PC just nuke it for 5 mins

YOU JUST MADE MY DAY XD

That was the best description of a video I've ever read.

Cullen wow

You don't know what that fish is in to. "Wooo hoo that feels goood! "

VanBeast9 they were too busy asking if they could, but they should have been asking if they should

i think it wad good taste saying it shouldnt be done...kidding haha. i want one !!!!!!!!

#BrokeCollegeStudent

Because that implies that you bought an Alexa.

because they have more sense than you?

Because the joke gets real old real fast. It's funny for about the length of this video and then you move on and remember you wasted ten-meals worth of cash on a one-note joke.

:) Not anyone has credits enough in order to buy this, so many have barely just for food and shelter and that if they are both blessed and lucky enough to live on the street or doomed to slavery right since they were born.

My grandparents have the original at their house. This brings back many memories.

Thats the original song - they got sued

Mijc Osis oh I didn’t know, well I’m glad she got this one because this song just makes it a whole lot better, it’d always made me smile when I was little. Can you tell me where did you learn that information, I’m really curious about it

The worst money works too but you need more of it

Are you Justin Y replacement?

Thats why they use USD instead of Canadian Rupees ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Just go to a money laundry and clean it

What's that? I guessed the 1 motor had 2 rods connected to something else that the shaft was connected to which pushed the back or front out when the motor spins.

Ikr

Whiskey river wouldnt be bad either

My old one from years and years ago did and sang Don't Worry Be Happy

cramakin nope 69k at 420 fps

@@mint530 oh my virginity

@@serafim687 x$

No,but it can SWIM Crisis!

It can clearly generate A crisis, if that helps...

😂😂 I know right

It will be the best money you will ever spend.

you can try amazon for the same stuff. it's a little bit more, $65, but the shipping cost is way less.

Ifixit screwdriver and bits are JUNK. Amy screwdriver you see, that has bits with a bright finish, is junk. (This is a general rule of thumb, and it doesn't clover every base.) Look for black bits. Same goes for Allen/hex keys. Buy some Wera/Wiha screwdrivers. The cellphone opening implements can be bought separately too. Although old credit cards and gift certs work great too. Just cut them up into the shape you need. You don't need an iFixIt kit. That being said, it doesn't make the op's comment any less dumb.

@@xenonram Point on the doll where the ifixit kit hurt you

Civilization Complete. Press 'launch' to nuke back to stone age.

*EUROPOL OPEN UP*

That physically hurt

👏 👏 👏

Whale played Sir.

Very fishy remark indeed, wish you could up scale it with more puns, it is a little fin at the moment! :-p

Call of duty

for fuck sake

Beef Stew Shut up, nobody asked you

Nice

Wth

@@toxiccan175 I think it's pretty funny. And that you're an edgelord troll.

Oh man, that sounds like it was miserable.

@@xenonram No, not really. I actually enjoyed collecting them... it was a hobby of mine for almost 10 years. It was fun. Lol.

@@PsychoJoeC Looks like you've got a new one to add to the collection then. And I'll be starting mine. lol

OP pls deliver them on a video, It'll be the best shit I've ever seen

variants? there's more than one??

Who even has an alexa?

When he's not making dull emo music he's really into tech!