literally

lmfao

The laptop 💀 did u mean the computer 😂

Dead support

There is no life in this computer

Where's the t- oh. > 69 likes and no one 'nice' enough to ask? Let me fix it. 🎉

pls don't fix no nothing​@@naoeemerald8720

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LapWithoutTop

Lapdown

Personally to make the process easier (for me and the computer) I type sudo rm -rf / In the terminal when it pops up Real life saver

I have a Chevy throttle pedal for that...

Power button is bloat

Lol 😂​@@mattn2151

​@@Hex_TTV........ We've heard it before. Seems like you're really desperate to seem like you know a command

Archimedes no! It's filthy in there 😂

Oh don't be such a baby, screens grow back.

@@seresrobertwoodoo2451(no they don’t)

"Now, vhere vas I? Ah..."

I never thought I'd see that line referenced but goddammit it works perfectly.

Lol

This

Even an idle computer uses power

@@ExertionEdits Yes, but do you know the pain of reopening the ides?

@@ExertionEdits shutdown cycles are hard on hardware, reducing their lifespan, especially with SSDs and RAM. You're also not saving much having it shutdown vs idle, or hell even vs full load. That $2/month in savings must be so worth straining your hardware lol. Only updates or just periodically should one shutdown/restart.

they do on intel m.2 adapter and some usb adapters do have working drivers, but I had a eithernet cable running through the house before I switched because either is much more stable and faster Just like laptops and tablets, wifi is a joke. I need my desktop with eithernet

That's me as soon as I started using Linux 😭

Ngl wifi drivers are the worst...

Если кабеля тянуться, значит плохой из него пользователь Linux

Linux has better Wi-Fi support than Windows. You just need to swap Wi-Fi cards. The reason he doesn't have Wi-Fi is because laptop Wi-Fi antennas are behind the LCD.

"One-Metalica" starts playing

​@@kymattokAnd Henry Cavill with a CGI mouth is doing the vocals

😂😂

Those two lines are swapped tho

😂😂

Fat people problems

LOL

why?

@@DogeIndia Linux users sit at their computer all day, thus any kind of physical movement they do makes them breathe heavy. Even standing up.

hahahah

anything to not use wifi

​@@proximiteawifi is the worst, easy target for hackers

My wife almost divorced me because of the cable. So I hung it on the wall over the cupboards.

@@abdullahal-shimri3091 why dont you drill a hole and run it below the house or something? easy job man

​@@escapetherace1943hole=draft

seems like deconstructed Chromebook. which makes a lot of sense for linux.

12 seconds is not too slow for Linux.

to be fair if the hard drive is just your classic HDD spinning platter, that loading time makes sense, so not really "fighting for its life"

Needs an SSD. Even a cheap SATA one would be an improvement.

Even with an Nvme depending on the distro it can take way to much time Vs windows... Eg Arch for some reason goes through this process first.

Linux is better.

@@yazlmc4870 Alright.

@@yazlmc4870 Why though?

@@Kipplz In my case (since you havent had a reply yer), to use Windows, I would have to find and download each driver for my computer. Wifi, printer, sound, SD card reader... etc etc...loads of messing about.... I installed Ubuntu and it all just worked. I did not have to do any thing. Everything worked fine. All drivers automatically detected and installed. So so easy. And my 14 year old laptop is faster with Linux. I dont't think my CPU architecture / version would not even allow me to install Win 11 - despite it being I5 2.4GHz with 8GB RAM.... so I don't have to pay £500+ for a new laptop when there is plenty of use left in it. Currently dual booting Win 7 and Linux Mint

@@MrSuperheterodyne I've always had problems with Windows' compatibility/ability to run certain programs and especially games, more often retro games or just games that were made with older engines. It's so annoying to do something like, download 5 different boomer-shooter (looked into the genre for the sole purpose of being able to run simple, low storage FPS games on my regular laptop) indie games, anticipating to boot one up the next day, only to get a "error: couldn't find _________________" for all 5 of them. Then you manage to find out how to solve the error which, for me, meant finding the files it couldn't find, on the web, waiting through downloads, then unzipping files into System32 and the WOW_System32 or whatever it's called. I then restart the computer to secure the changes only to try booting up one of the game files again and get a new 'is missing' pop-up, error number, asking for some other bullshit that you can't find a new solution to. Such is to be expected after that experience, acknowledging the computer also came pre-installed with Windows 11. I already had the same problems running games on Windows 7 back then; the few that *would* work, would end up only booting up an error message, few days or months afterwards, probably thanks to a forced update that is most of the time favoring the company.

Don't forget clicky clicky clicky

Don’t forget lack of functionality for Wi-Fi

Don't forget neofetch and cmatrix

@Old Liquid do not forget about apt update && apt upgrade

Tcpdump anyone?

They don´t make that many wifi drivers for linux :,D You save lots of time that way

@@bruv-lz4fh My wifi works super fine. I'd still use cable for a desktop. I don't cus I bring my laptop everywhere.

I want that My WiFi card sucks even on windows

I always have a hard time connecting to windows wifi but never in my kubuntu, in windows sometimes it just can't connect to the WiFi and I need to forget the network then restart the PC just to connect again

like, somewhere .... 😅

"Later."

"Pc"

laptop keyboard lol@@CyBeRKiNG4251

Okay that made me chuckle

💀

I guess you missed all the other comedic references.

​@@heinzerbrewthe comments section is funnier than the video

@@keenen4904 true

@@keenen4904cap

the autistic linux users in the comment section not understanding the joke is part of the magic

why so short of a password?

@@supercomentor7542 20+ can be any number above 20

20?

@@YRO. this type of comment is exactly why I put the +. Honestly over 16 characters is overkill with new password guidelines.

I was actually wondering why there was no additional bios password set up to prevent others from booting via usb.

Dude's screensaver wasn't strong enough

@@The-KP best comment in this comments section.

"I just have to use this for work and i hate it >:("

@@The-KP nice creativity

I had to do this for a friend. He apparently had no idea how both of his hinges got so damaged. And because he had a cheapo laptop there wasnt much of an option to fix it.

People who use Linux are like people who owns teslas. They don't shut up about it.

@@philip_bray people are just nitpicking, someone with an expensive BMW will talk as much about their car as a Tesla owner, makes no difference

The most annoying person in the world is a vegan linux user who drives a tesla.

meanwhile windows users can't even remember which application they use for websurfing like 80% of the time and casually referr to it as "the thing where I Google" which isn't really better

@@ickunmatze 😬😬😬

Lmao

😂😂😂😂😂😂

That Is So true wtf

RIP

I think that's more a reddit moderator thing.

Better than using tape to mound the board to the wall but worse than making a custom case for it...

"It's executing! No, wait, kernel panic again."

Me too linux linux never dies

dont forget the femboy socks

Its just a HP laptop, HP stands for Hinge Problem

Mine has a Bluetooth screen and in a worst state and I think takes more or less the same to start up

i have an acer nitro 5 headless i used as a home media pc connected to my flatr screen

@@Galaxy-oy4njMy HP laptop hinges broke which caused me to get a asus laptop, HP is a joke.

​@@Galaxy-oy4nj those Lenovo Yoga Sh*tpads too with their 180 degree hinges

Been there done that, was indeed a Linux machine.

i literally did that when i first got my pc without a case

Not necessarily. I have a friend that uses Linux, and she is the kind of person that likes to put random pretty knickknacks on her furniture. Couldn’t care less about wiring and connectors AFAIK.

I have a old laptop from 2005 as a second computer and the power button is broken so i have to use a screwdriver to turn it on

@@John_pn The cheapskaters brethren welcome you.

Because thats what lightweight Linux is for, for old PCs that cant run Windows anymore. But I honestly even have on my old 10 y/o Notebook Windows 11 because I just like it more :/

Why the actual fuck would you use linux then

@@Idolstarcynder Because it runs on older hardware? Not everyone can afford a new PC or they just want to repuepose old PCs so they don't just end up in landfills.. Maybe?

@@joemann7971 Then dont brag about using linux like all you mouth breathers do, using ancient technology doesn't make you cool

@@MANTISxB that's why I said many, not all or even most. I know there is a few linux users that are using the latest hardware, or at least fairly recent hardware.

This is such an accurate comment.

Fair enough 😀

Bro... this is so true lmaoo

Oké everybody is laughing. Could you plz explain this?

@@Da-Butchar and they're agreeing with vigur would you want it to not waste power or something?

and out of breath after 4 steps

sure :)

Probably were decorations, but had to take all the naked anime posters down for the video

That's what he wants us to think.

Ok... so that answers my question then.

some people just have small sinuses and mouth breathing is a lot easier >:'(

hey lievje you have found my comment

@@SamualN I hate the idea of mouth breathing. It just sounds and feels dirty. Since our nose has nose hair and all to protect us from environmental things

@@GenuineA-HOLE no need to brag about how much better nose breathing is :'(

@@GenuineA-HOLE I detest nose breathing. My uncle has giant cavernous nostrils and every single god damn fucking breath he takes is a hollow pan flute sound. It's utterly disgusting to listen to.

mans bought giga devices yet still struggles with cable management 💀

Yea the dude should for real install some outlets under his desk, will give him a lotta more space. I am still struggling with cable management as well lol

@@slowstone72 umm are u ok

The length of totao wires = 3km 💀

@@hike8932 cxvxv

Too unconventional for me

Because it actually "shut down" the machine as opposed to Windows that just hibernates whatsoever

@@zgliu8018 You know you can hold shift while clicking shutdown or just disable fast startup. If you have windows on an SSD the difference in boot time will be negligible.

@@Plasmacore_V It seems totally unnecessary to me that only by holding Shift can I do actual shut down, when the button literally says "Shut Down". When I want hibernation, I use "Hibernate" button. Why would I need hibernation when I am using a "Shut Down" button? Also, fast startup IS hibernation. It is also unnecessary to me to use a different word to refer to it, when there already exists one, just because fast startup sounds like it's something more efficient than normal startup, but in reality the implementation is totally different.

@@zgliu8018 Fast Startup and Hibernate are not exactly the same thing. "Fast Startup saves the freshly-started state of Windows. Meanwhile, Hibernate saves everything, including the current state, logged in users, or open files, folders & applications. If you want to get back the exact state when you left your work, Hibernate is a great option but takes longer to boot up." Since with Fast Startup enabled you are able to force as "complete" shutdown with a power down (like how restart does without turning off power) by holding Shift when you select Shutdown. I think it is confusing too.

Headless OS ftw

It does have its own UPS

Did you see the table? Eesh 😮

Well this is easily one of the sentences I’ve read all day.

😂

Bro those are vim users. They use the keyboard at their toes for commands and use their hands for typing

female linux users can use their vagina flaps to type on a 3rd keyboard!

I have to use WiFi cuz the Ethernet drivers did not work

@@derpplayz7359 what?

Yes

Nah, it's just faster

Im glad this is universal

In the video game Metroid Prime pinball there is a button you can hit that makes the screen go completely dark such that you have to literally put it on the surface of the Sun to see the screen and even then you can only see the very spot that you're looking at and nothing surrounding it well I had the laptop that was doing that but I couldn't find a way to turn it off so I removed the screen from it and used it as a desktop. If you've ever used an original game boy and tried to see the screen that is way easier and not even close to what I'm talking about. Edit: Metroid Prime pinball is a DS game.

I have also removed the screen from an old Dell Latitude because it failed. It is now a HA server.

🤣🤣🤣

@@mattmurphy7030 I also forgot to mention that that video game is for the Nintendo DS that would probably clear up some things. Basically I looked online and it says that if the screen looks like what I described it means the backlight has burnt out on a laptop however in the video game when you push that button a second time the back light comes back.

First Name Last Name the 4 shades of grey game boys had quite clear and easy to see screens, it was mainly the gbc and original gba that had hard to see screens

Their too much fun to throw away.

​@@chimp1449that is a recent laptop without its screen 💀💀

yup, just turn it into a linux server and use it for something random and niche. like a dns sink for ads

@@Unknown-64209 its a "lap" now

Apparently his screensaver wasn't strong enough

Lap bottom

top

lap lap

Lan Accessible Partition 👍

top lap

B A S E D

I am fucking weak 😂😂😂

This is sick 😫

Laptop carcass lmfao🤣

Not really. I use an old refurbished T530 with dockingstation as my main PC. It's old, but quite powerfull for everything non graphic-intensive. Sadly no gaming PC, but still the best PC I owned so far. But it depends on how you define poor (and it highly depends on where you live). It still costed about 450€ when I bought it a few years ago in a second-hand shop.

Damn wtf ur rich

It looks cool actually

Me too

Still do , my friends have mac , im the only one, literally the only one with Windows Subsystem

It makes me feel smort

It's fucking ubuntu bro😂😂

@@Ashwin-ksrnot necessarily, that is just the Gnome login screen

​@@Ashwin-ksr Almost, it was popOS

@rooftoppers for anyone that is wondering arch wiki says that if you have grub you should edit /boot/grub/grub.cfg in order to persist change with "linux /boot/vmlinuz-linux root=UUID=0a3407de-014b-458b-b5c1-848e92a327a3 rw quiet splash" and as far as i remember you need to change "quiet splash" to just "splash"

windows is booting up faster with ssd too

linux literally boots faster than windows. arch does atleast, its literally less than 1/4 of the boot time.

@Kaif Chowdhury Me too.

@Kaurt If you're using Windows 3.1, try deleting fonts that you don't use. That makes it boot much faster!

@@code123ns 3.1?

How you know this

Because it's decapitated i.e. the guy removed the screen, it's Linux and I know that's what Linux looks like if you remove the boot screen at startup. And all operating systems with a boot screen do this as they obviously take a kernel log on startup but Linux by default shows it if there isn't a boot screen covering it.

@@alinaqirizvi587 does windows shows this kind of log too ??

@@AyushKumar-bj6yq well it keeps the log but I'm not sure if it would display them if you disabled the boot screen which is next to impossible to do

1. That grey background is the start up theme. System76 just decided to use plain poop gray background. 2. He pressed Escape to intentionally show the debug.

You make do. When there is no money, you make do. It does incredibly well. It's like falling down a hill into a pool party with a bbq. It's disorienting, and a lot of things are not quite what you expect them to be, but the important stuff is still there and this is a pleasant experience rather than say rolling off a cliff to an 80ft drop.

But is it a trope?

@@grumpysteelman For a very good reason, yes.

its really effective though most of the time surprisingly.

@@_danu Well the real problem is that people like to try flashy versions or versions above their skill level and... there's no GOOD way to be sure you're actually going to be in the right realm with what you pick the first time. And the problem is that people are not... resilient most of the time. This is often a last ditch solution and when it fails they're REALLY screwed and it fails not because IT can't but because THEY can't and they don't have ANY clue.

Start how? Like just as a switch or a gas powered pc

@@Cryo_Gen I'm now imagining a mechanical computer whose kinetic energy is given by a diesel engine lol. It would be faster than an electromechanical computer, but more dangerous

@Ricardo Fernández Serrata my power went out for four hours today that would’ve been nice 😂😂😂😂

Bringing back Power PCs in new and exciting ways!

@@jameshunt5316 imagine playing Doom on that monster lol

common exception to this rule are arch and gentoo users. even more if they have their system corebooted and deblobbed

@@Balubatuba yes, who told you to disclose that?!?

hmm, gentoo?

@@Bomkz How will coreboot help minimising dependency issues?

@@ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut exception to the "the won't go around saying they use linux" rule i meant

Bro has a lemon and 2 wires

@@Synthematixbro think he cave johnson

You can hear it idling

* Half a lemon and 2 wires @@Synthematix

@@debtlesspig7685 He must be mexican

What is that?

my setup is half gaming pc and the keyboard is a 2012 office keyboard has chocolatr in between the keys the monitor is a samsung tv that is probably from 2015 or something, and the cable managment? *we dont talk about that*

@@hjrgf my setup is 2023 computer,2017 keyboard and monitor ,and 2003 mouse

I wouldn't really call an HP "E-treasure." Seriously HP's hardware and BIOS are so horrible. They're designed purposefully to be bad and die in a short term to get you to buy more.

@@DrAnimePhD I would not also, i tried to use hp laptop as server to play with. And i will probably throw it away. But hey free stuff is free if it find it's purpose.

​@@DrAnimePhDI've had an HP Omen laptop for 8 years and it still runs like a champ. Only thing I've ever maintained on it is replacing the battery once 3 years ago.

one linux users waste is windows users telemetry

I gave you 400 likes

And his linux rice 🤠

Because it is fast

"Look, how easy was that?"

That didn't even look fast is that fast to a Linux user?

And ridiculing noobs on stack overflow

right so scexhy

Bro that’s just a lap

@@jackson.mp4 its a top

@@jackson.mp4 im fucking dying😭😭☠

​@@oqocraft2661 its a pc with a keyboard case.

There is no excuse for having no SSD as the boot-device at this point and the current low prices. I even added a 120GB SSD to an antique IBM Thinkpad x61s, and for that I had to install Middleton's BIOS to enable the Sata-II interface capability 😅

Grammar issue, not going to point out

@@Lavi-Aemilia-Astori chill out bro everyone is not perfect

@@Lavi-Aemilia-Astori And many people here learned English as their second language. So please be helpful and point out the mistake, so we can improve, or otherwise simply be silent.

@@haifutter4166 I am just afraid of people calling me a "grammar nazi", I am quite a fragile person.

Cables are beautiful

@@RobotischeHilfe when they are managed properly, they can be😊

@@NorwayChallenge it's important to see them if they are ordered doesn't matter

ROFL.

Cable management is too wasteful when you're tinkering with cables daily.

What does it smell like?

@@billcipher1702 Stale Doritos and burnt plastic.

@@johnmchobye cuz that’s what my room smells like 💀

@@johnmchothe latter is the smell of near POSIX compliance!

Cool idea I might try that

Not imac, just an aio computer...

They usually call them "all in one's" for these type of windows computers, but eh I guess you can technically call it an imac if you hackintosh it lol

👍It would look so much cleaner, especially with some additional cable management. No crappy setup is an excuse for not using a few cable ties to clean things up, and this free floating LAN cable is a health risk 😂

you would have to somehow rewire the power button but it would be a lot cleaner