- JUST FOR LAUGHS! - NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF UNDERAGE DRINKING! Remember: 1. Always get a whiff before you commit. 2. One sip; that's it. 3. Keep it Wet! Cheers!
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@Sir0fficerNasty10 ай бұрын
"Sir, you're 40 years old and balding."
@devon137510 ай бұрын
bro wrote an essay@@ikep.5325
@destruct6110 ай бұрын
I'm 26 and balding
@kimcollins70210 ай бұрын
That’s the response I was actually expecting 😂
@seegreen648410 ай бұрын
@@destruct61me too
@bloopy616610 ай бұрын
@@ikep.5325you were acting like a child
@kylixxx36 ай бұрын
“That’ll be $98.50… and the absolute worst night of your life.”
@noahhunt85755 ай бұрын
$12.99 for a bottle near me
@mazon21225 ай бұрын
@@noahhunt8575yikes
@bradtheceilingfan99684 ай бұрын
On god bro
@user-nt4kc5ot7h4 ай бұрын
Yes and he bought 9 bottles 😂@@noahhunt8575
@KarenMcanney-ps5bp4 ай бұрын
Lol
@ray62409 ай бұрын
The fact that you can just straight up buy cooking wine without a an ID but can't buy a beer is hilarious.
@Hamieee9 ай бұрын
Often times cooking wine has salt in it
@ray62409 ай бұрын
@@Hamieeeum..... OK... Thanks for letting me know I guess👍
@richardkinsley29849 ай бұрын
I’ve been barred from buying cooking wine twice.
@Lord_Pender9 ай бұрын
@@richardkinsley2984Yep - Trader Joe’s wouldn’t let me buy Marsala on a Sunday because the ABV was “too high”…I was just trying to make veal…
@georgejoy76359 ай бұрын
@@richardkinsley2984what a flex, not even barred from the shop just not allowed near the cooking wine
@WitchHuntsOfToday7 ай бұрын
I don’t need ID to buy this? Uh… No?! But it’s 70% alcohol! Umm 🤔 sir, that’s rubbing alcohol Oh wow! Hang on I’ll be right back!! 🤣
@moneer71396 ай бұрын
Thats why they put bitterants in ethyl alcohol
@poppylover2006 ай бұрын
Wait till he finds vanilla..
@AlternateTab006 ай бұрын
The thing is this is meant to be drank Rubbing alcohol has bitrex and its not meant to be drank, and very few can actually hold the bitrex taste.
@LLC-zc7cp6 ай бұрын
Drinking rubbing alcohol can blind you
@AlternateTab006 ай бұрын
@@LLC-zc7cp dont know about world legislation. But in europe rubbing alcohol doesnt blind you (doesnt mean its healthy though). Its still based on isopropanol (while drinking is based on ethyl). The blinding alcohol is the methyl based one (which is not used in rubbing alcohol due to its toxicity)
@nope8637 Жыл бұрын
If you can choke down pure bitters your more of a man than your age can define
@SeiounamuTempest Жыл бұрын
Don’t do it 😢
@chillguyace Жыл бұрын
Arthur Morgan when he’s out of stamina bouta go crazy
@ginger_nosoul Жыл бұрын
Wonder how it would be if you watered it down to like 8%...
@prospicere Жыл бұрын
Real men don’t drink alcohol. Pro tip: Alcohol converts testosterone into estrogen and cortisol in males. Hence, beer belly & whiskey dick.
@peypey_it_is Жыл бұрын
So you didn't watch the Video where He just explained how He is consuming it not pure?
@SYCHOp99911 ай бұрын
"If they're willing to drink bitters to get drunk, you weren't going to stop them"
@wizkid91511 ай бұрын
Try a Trinidad sour
@toddharig814211 ай бұрын
Honestly you can make some pretty nice grogs and cocktails with only ango as the spirit. Cola pairs well. Can make some nice Chocolate drinks.
@donerzombie134911 ай бұрын
Dude, in Europe we don't mix butters, we just drink them pure. How weak can one's pallet be to need to consider drinking bitters anything else than normal?
@nicholas10411 ай бұрын
@donerzombie1349 what is so wrong with making your own mixed drink?
@halffolk2111 ай бұрын
They'll probably turn to mouthwash next😂😂😂😂
@jimhughes26217 ай бұрын
Go ahead, have that "palatable" drink 🤣
@TheJonnygriffiths6 ай бұрын
Trinidad sour is actually a nice cocktail look it up I’ve made it personally and it really wasn’t bad
@jimhughes26216 ай бұрын
@@TheJonnygriffithsI know it's a real cocktail so is a lemon drop, doesn't mean it's good
@TheJonnygriffiths6 ай бұрын
@@jimhughes2621 but unless you make it yourself and try it you won’t know it’s actually decent
@scottwilson92046 ай бұрын
@@jimhughes2621I love lemon drops
@Xethl6 ай бұрын
@@jimhughes2621you sound like you'd complain your ice cream is too spicy
@Sanderly18207 ай бұрын
Bitters are technically alcoholic, and they're usually between 35% to 45% ABV. Because they're sold in such small bottles and their flavor is so strong, most recipes call for just a dash or a few drops, making its overall alcohol contribution negligible, and why you don't need to be 21 or older to buy them. Angostura brand bitters is often incorrectly believed to have poisonous qualities because it is associated with angostura bark (which it does not contain), which, although not toxic, during its use as a medicine was often adulterated by unscrupulous sellers, who padded out the sacks of bark with cheaper, poisonous barks
@thomaswhite30597 ай бұрын
I mean you CAN take the woozy top off and drink it. If you HATE yourself. I love ango but even I wouldn't do that.
@kloudyskyofficial78537 ай бұрын
Can you maybe speak english next time and maybe just not make it as complex to understand? 😂
@dudelikesWoW7 ай бұрын
Cite your sources!
@Shmidershmax7 ай бұрын
That won't stop teenagers from using them to get wasted
@dancerdog5087 ай бұрын
@@kloudyskyofficial7853bitters have a lot of alcohol but the flavor is strong so you only use a little, that's why they are legal
@phillipkorobickij4881 Жыл бұрын
On a real note, asking the cashier if he's forgetting to check your age is like telling the teacher he forgot to check the homework in school. Why would you do that
@DMW2 Жыл бұрын
For a skit.
@Ittybittythetwofacedkitty Жыл бұрын
Cause your a smart kid
@abelcuenca5653 Жыл бұрын
Because I actually did my homework 💀
@NoonsWasTaken Жыл бұрын
When I was 18 I was told i looked 26, I just wanted to get carded my first time getting drinks not violated.
@animatiz Жыл бұрын
You wouldn’t do it. Its a way of explaining you dont need i.d for alcoholic bitters..
@thatoneguyricardo11 ай бұрын
“that gonna be enough” “that’s all you had”
@filoniousgaget801911 ай бұрын
Made him second guess 😅😂
@YourHostIrwin10 ай бұрын
“I got more in the back, follow me”
@majixsoul130210 ай бұрын
@@YourHostIrwin”I already checked” 💀💀
@jetjazz057 ай бұрын
@@majixsoul1302 "nah man we put them in used Jack Daniels boxes, they're nice and sturdy so we put the loose stuff in there."
@misconceptions56137 ай бұрын
@@jetjazz05he checked those too
@edwalmsley14018 ай бұрын
A shot of bitters and you won't be the same again 😂
@bigmayoinyoface6667 ай бұрын
Why
@grahamlopez37427 ай бұрын
@bigmayoinyoface666 they're very bitter.
@lukaslehmann16547 ай бұрын
@@bigmayoinyoface666lets put it like this: if you use it in a cocktail, you use it more modestly than a white guy uses spices on a dish
@imlosingbad32737 ай бұрын
@@lukaslehmann1654 its obvious nobody here has ever heard of a Trinidad sour.
@thijsmallekote19777 ай бұрын
Yup
@MattH-kt2go7 ай бұрын
This guy should seriously be an actor. Could be the new version of clerks
@RxTerps7 ай бұрын
Dawg they’re trash at acting 😂
@MattH-kt2go7 ай бұрын
@@RxTerps 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bastardofdoom2 ай бұрын
"I'm not even suppose to be here today"
@linksauce_111 ай бұрын
I got ID’d for buying ice at a liquor store 😂😂
@AtomicWedgies11 ай бұрын
I call bullshit on that. You are only required to id alcohol and tobacco. Since ice contains neither you can't id someone for it legally.
@linksauce_111 ай бұрын
@@AtomicWedgies oh boy, here we go… and I suppose you were there when it happened as well, weren’t ya?
@atulanandadas11 ай бұрын
@@AtomicWedgiesI’ve been ID’d for buying a bic lighter. Anything’s possible
@luisbeniteztmt847111 ай бұрын
They id the grl I was with at a liquor store she was a minor so I couldn’t buy alcohol
@Alex-jn1bj11 ай бұрын
@@atulanandadasactually same. I was so mad I looked up the law and showed the cashier and he still was like, "nope not legal, so u gave him my ID and he said legal, then left. Petty but I ain't buying a mf lighter from a prick lol
@cosmicowl4799 Жыл бұрын
The dudes in my dorm would buy vanilla and orange extracts and mix them with coke because apparently those extracts are like 40-50% ethanol. True innovators those lads were. Also clearly fast tracking their alcoholism.
@boarbot7829 Жыл бұрын
Ye but a small bottle pf vanilla essence will set you back around £10- its a pricey way to go.
@LeeHarveySnoswald Жыл бұрын
I tried that shit in highschool. Awful. Choking down a disgusting liquid for the lamest buzz you've ever felt in your life.
@IanHMcQueen Жыл бұрын
When I had some demons to kill, I bought cooking wine and chugged it to get drunk. I still gag if I think about it, worst thing I’ve ever done to myself
@WouldntULikeToKnow. Жыл бұрын
@@IanHMcQueen ugh, I can't imagine getting sick in that stuff. 😫 🤮
@bsarioz Жыл бұрын
@@boarbot7829 That's why you gotta buy an artificial one but still gotta have alcohol.
@X4Alpha4X7 ай бұрын
vanilla extract is 35% ABV and no one ever gets carded for that either.
@kyleighpotts19316 ай бұрын
Not me drinking a whole bottle of vanilla extract and then going to school hammered. They called me into the office cause I reeked of vanilla extract 🤣
@KarenMcanney-ps5bp4 ай бұрын
Wow😂
@NevloccАй бұрын
How did your stomach feel?
@kirby553 Жыл бұрын
Good to see Macaulay Culkin doing well
@Zeina10711 ай бұрын
Bro!! 😂❤
@gustavopolanco692511 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mattrosencranse957511 ай бұрын
I’m dead as fuck!!!!
@wafflewagon34711 ай бұрын
He looks like Layne Staley too!
@Yorkshirewill11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@snarkylive Жыл бұрын
when they take away your driver's license, but you still need to get trashed
@josee6689 Жыл бұрын
Do you know how money bottles it takes to get drunk ?
@tannersines1319 Жыл бұрын
Still can get a state Id
@jonslg240 Жыл бұрын
@@josee6689 probably less than what he bought for most people. Each one is basically 3 shots.
@jonslg240 Жыл бұрын
@@tannersines1319 see you in 4-6 weeks 😂
@tannersines1319 Жыл бұрын
@@jonslg240 my boy hates his life so battles on KZfaq comments to fill the void
@NavySeal64749 ай бұрын
As a Trinidadian 🇹🇹 I feel like it's my duty to let y'all know that Angostura aromatic bitters is a product of Trinidad that bottles over a century of Trinidadian history and heritage, from yours truly, the House of Angostura.
@nyxx78139 ай бұрын
who asked
@yaneinherjar9 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing, brudah
@thetechlibrarian9 ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing
@justinsharp66379 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Dude said it's my "Duty" to tell yaw that bitters came from Trinidad 😂 good thing you were here or the rest of us would never have known this cocktail mixer was made in Trinidad 😂 thank you for your service 😂
@PhantomOutlaw9 ай бұрын
Yall that are ranking on this dude for sharing a fun fact are the literal definition of the guy who gets mocked for being a buzz kill at parties. Greetings from Nevada @NavySeal6474
@user-zn4ui1to9l7 ай бұрын
In Alabama, they can sale CBD and THC mixed together but if u are caught with weed, u go to jail for possession. Even tho that is a victimless crime!!! And if u are caught with what the store sales, u can either be arrested or given a citation. The system is fukd up enough already...
@jamiesmith57286 ай бұрын
Where about you live? They can't take you to jail or write a citation over those delta 8, 9, 10 carts. I live in between Huntsville and Decatur....... so honestly curious
@user-zn4ui1to9l6 ай бұрын
I live in the "Sin City" of Alabama off hwy 80 in Ladonia. There is a punishment if you're caught possessing it is crazy as hell either receiving time or fine is depending on the nature of the "crime" but they collaborate with each other and discover the "system" is fukd up while possession of any drug is a victimless crime which is proof it is meant for business to profit off it networking with other businesses branch off it is common for probationary to rely on with the classes off it but who the Fuk have u heard of either OD off weed or have permanent brain damage from it when it is used medicinally as the Mellow Mushrooms are too 😉@@jamiesmith5728
@amandafight76276 ай бұрын
Yep, same here in Indiana. It's also called ENTRAPMENT because that's what it is. How can a store sell THC and be in possession of it and not get charged but the public buys it and gets pulled over and they find it they go to jail but the seller or owner of the buisness selling it doesnt? Our government entraps us because they are out of control TYRANTS.
@thatchedstudios476811 ай бұрын
Man out here giving high schoolers weekend plans
@ErkillaZ10 ай бұрын
If youre strong enough to get drunk off of bitters then you deserve it
@ccramit9 ай бұрын
I've only ever seen a drop or two of bitters placed into a drink. Any more and it's not even palatable. So for someone to get drunk, theyd probably need like 20 gallons of sweetened crap to get it down. Not saying impossible to get drunk, but it ain't gonna be a fun time.
@jameswight73219 ай бұрын
Cost a fortune
@Arikian9 ай бұрын
Nah, I'm in college
@jackson-ee8hz9 ай бұрын
pulling up
@Fhozzy11 ай бұрын
Me as a kid: "hey I'll buy you a beer if you get me one too" Homeless man: "sureee why not"
@bradfordkinnersley655911 ай бұрын
This is the way
@Fhozzy11 ай бұрын
@@bradfordkinnersley6559 🤣
@galacticpondofficial10 ай бұрын
Goods and hands trading services... Our free market economy is strong -Patton Oswalt
@ogmastercuz__141010 ай бұрын
I asked a bunch of young adults who all turned me down so I asked a group of old people sitting on the ground in front of a gas station having a great time on a Tuesday at noon. I said “if someone buys me 5 cartons I’ll buy someone 5 packs” A woman jumped up and yelled “ I’ll do it for 1” She came back gloating to her “friends”
@koaglide10 ай бұрын
its the people with no money that know how to spend it best
@kathygarrett38606 ай бұрын
"Is that going to be enough" 😂
@JTUT7777 ай бұрын
“Aren’t you forgetting something? THE price mofacka”
@BB99234KJ Жыл бұрын
I remember a kid in HS got “drunk” on vanilla extract and puked it out in the hallway and the whole school smelled like vanilla for months
@jonslg240 Жыл бұрын
Way better than what most puke smells like Too bad he didn't go for the listerine because I bet he only needed 3 shots lol
@2guns1hand Жыл бұрын
I was a cashier when I was in highschool and we used to have a guy who would but 3-4 bottles of it and drink it on the bench said that’s how he turns food stamps into liquor 😂
@ThePrescriptionMRJ Жыл бұрын
Oh sh!t
@jjcoola998 Жыл бұрын
Yup my neighbors girl was an alcoholic and would drink all the extracts but yeah she died lol liver failure
@DRIFTWOODJONES43 Жыл бұрын
I doubt it smelled like it for months but hey this is your lie ima let you tell it 🎉
@yourwifesboyfriend6081 Жыл бұрын
If a minor wants to get drunk on bitters, let them. They deserve it at that point.
@stuffandshit4330 Жыл бұрын
They dont derve it but they are definitely determined to do so
@JustSendMeLocation Жыл бұрын
@@stuffandshit4330 they deserve it
@snickers6125 Жыл бұрын
@Stuff and shit if they wish to get drunk this way, yes they diserve it lol
@dreamman5588 Жыл бұрын
Or, don't let minors drink
@evsanger Жыл бұрын
Ango bitters are fucking delicious bro wym
@darrintasto15097 ай бұрын
"Is that going to be enought" 😂
@TrenbologneSandwich4 ай бұрын
Fruit juice, sugar, and bread yeast. A gallon, a cup, and half a teaspoon. Give it a month or 3 and you have wine at 6-9%
@valdranne Жыл бұрын
If a minor is able to drink straight bitters they deserve to have a buzz
@lucasmironchuk8343 Жыл бұрын
fr me rn
@NPC-mt1cz Жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised what shear will determined miner has. I once saw one blast his way through an entire mountain side by simply shouting curse words at the rocks for a stiff drink
@michael5654 Жыл бұрын
@@NPC-mt1cz you made me spit water out laughing
@michael5654 Жыл бұрын
You can mix them with lemon juice and sugar to make a palatable, if not delicious, drink
@nemo0576 Жыл бұрын
Average alcoholic comment
@vellermate1999 Жыл бұрын
I love how the cashier's behaviour became slowly more passive agressive. It had the peak moment where he dropped his glasses💀💀
@walnutsandbeastiality866 Жыл бұрын
Ahogy Kötvény Jakab (James Bond) is mondaná: ,,Rizling-szóda, fő'rázva, nem kavarva!" 🥴🍸
@RexxReviews Жыл бұрын
that's how staged events work.
@britchin Жыл бұрын
Yeah crazy how they wrote it that way
@adrock889 Жыл бұрын
@@RexxReviews and it’s based off real behavior
@CptnFuzzySocks Жыл бұрын
That gonna be enough?
@bigweiner42085 ай бұрын
Really got the layne staley look in this one.
@burgerwithcurlyfries6 ай бұрын
same thing with baking extracts. vanilla, orange, ect. all have alcohol in them and can indeed get you drunk, but the flavor is extremely strong.
@stateofmind672511 ай бұрын
Liquid Flavor extracts also have a decent amount of alcohol too. I used talk to this homeless dude who would steal them from the supermarket ( easier to do than in a liquor store) and drink them. He would always smell like straight up vanilla talking about how shitty he felt snd asking me to buy him a real man's drink. So I'd get him Milwaukee's Beast. Miss that guy, RIP john ❤
@Valchrist131310 ай бұрын
Found a homeless stash of vanilla extract and a bottle of 'lectric shave... which I believe is isopropyl.
@LOUDsigh10 ай бұрын
✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾🤝🏾
@kenziehansen242410 ай бұрын
Rip Vanilla John😢
@OnceUponReddit10 ай бұрын
Cool, you helped kill him
@user-jz9nn4kx1k10 ай бұрын
Is Milwaukee's Best a improvement ? I'm not to sure about that ! Jack Daniels would have been a nice gesture !🥳
@wacpj1929 Жыл бұрын
Lmao the number of people who don't realize they gave a reasonable drink recommendation right in the video without needing to drink bitters straight is astonishing
@cfunkbooya Жыл бұрын
Salt negates bitterness so a little salt in there will help the sugar come through more.
@sandicmxr Жыл бұрын
And that's the point of the video - giving minors a way to get drunk.
@Machinu5 Жыл бұрын
This is a reasonable drink recommendation if you're 15.
@florascent9ts Жыл бұрын
@@Machinu5 lemon juice, sugar, bitters, and maybe vodka sounds great, screw off
@realeyes4734 Жыл бұрын
@@cfunkbooya mix salt and sugar in a spoon and tell me how it tastes.
@Mattnoble808 ай бұрын
I’m an addict and an alcoholic in recovery, almost 2 years clean and sober…these are probably the best thing I can see right now, keeps me laughing about my bad choices. If you can’t laugh at it, you can’t live with it
@jonathanmcadams-nx5zp8 ай бұрын
Best thing you can see? What does that mean? I am sober as well. Well some people might disagree as I have been on methadone and Adderall for 10 years now but besides that I am clean.
@Mattnoble808 ай бұрын
@@jonathanmcadams-nx5zpwhat I meant is that these posts make me laugh and then I continued into saying if you can’t laugh at it you can’t live with it…perhaps that not true for everyone but it is for me. I wish the same for you, best wishes in all recovery points you make it to
@LimeGlass4 ай бұрын
They sell these in the drink mixing aisles at grocery stores, away from alcohol by the way.
@warg5349 Жыл бұрын
Dude behind the counter should be a Hollywood actor.
@timotheoblanco8887 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@HoratioWalls Жыл бұрын
He is.
@citygame2002 Жыл бұрын
@@HoratioWalls he is???
@boopy123 Жыл бұрын
@@citygame2002 yeah his name is Chriss Pratt
@Angel-yp6nl Жыл бұрын
@@boopy123 c'mon man
@im_the_trashman Жыл бұрын
bro if you can drink bitters you’ve earned it
@fpsdovah257211 ай бұрын
Should make him drink the whole bottle 😂
@Ifyoutalktomeurnotstraight11 ай бұрын
As a former hand sanitizer drinker the only thing i deserve is a glass of fucking water man 😅
@gameproadvancesp14811 ай бұрын
@@Ifyoutalktomeurnotstraightwhat the hell?
@ivanortega378911 ай бұрын
@gameproadvancesp148 that stuff can get you drunk just like mouthwash but you don't wanna drink any of that stuff 🤣
@Tttt-74011 ай бұрын
@@Ifyoutalktomeurnotstraightthat's so unbelievably dangerous
@missyreisinger59079 ай бұрын
Also, not only absolutely delicious with sprite and a lime, fabulous cure for everything from a cold to a hangover in one refreshing lil beverage lol.
@elijahkisamo57689 ай бұрын
Seriously?
@joey95118 ай бұрын
Yeah their nearly 50% alcohol thats more then enough to get you drunk enough to forget the cold or hangover 🤣
@captaineldeezee13368 ай бұрын
Is that so?
@gregorsamsa13647 ай бұрын
Nonsense
@chelseyt70917 ай бұрын
That's how we make gingerale at my bar.
@ladihawx20746 ай бұрын
Bar Manager here. You can make cocktails with Angostura as a base spirit and it’s even a classic cocktail. You can also do shooters of Ango and it’s quite delicious although kinda expensive compared to other spirits. Doing a shot of Angostura bitters is like a delicacy among bartenders. Someone under 21 would probably hate it though. I didn’t realize you didn’t need an ID to purchase bitters but that makes sense since you can buy them at most grocery stores. (I live in MN and you can’t buy alcohol at grocery stores here) You do need an ID to buy cough medicine though!
@dannyearley2687 Жыл бұрын
If you can drink enough bitters to get drunk you apparently really needed it man 😭
@darianzielinsky96 Жыл бұрын
Right 🤣
@fenik4160 Жыл бұрын
That's what I'm saying 💀
@SahasraraRigma Жыл бұрын
If they're 44% alcohol that's 88 proof it definitely wouldn't take too much to get a buzz. Unless you're referring to the taste or something I'm unaware of because I've never tried them.
@fenik4160 Жыл бұрын
@@SahasraraRigma yeah he's referring to taste; bitters are used in alcohol similar to how vanilla extract is used in baking. Tastes great when added to something, but you'd wanna jump off a bridge if you took a swig of it straight.
@dannyearley2687 Жыл бұрын
@@fenik4160 thank you I was about to reply but I couldn’t have said it better myself 😂
@drowningin Жыл бұрын
In highschool we just drank MD2020s. The guy at the gas station was happy to sell them. I moved away. Came home to visit 10 years later. Stopped there to get gas. The guy said "WHERE YOU BEEN?! No MD2020s today?"
@ptfsndsw7028 Жыл бұрын
My life with four loko, yack.
@globoytinomke5561 Жыл бұрын
Mad dogsssss
@deadcrazy4199 Жыл бұрын
Old school
@lewiscleveland4661 Жыл бұрын
Ripple and Boons Farm
@gregori1o Жыл бұрын
The fact he still remembers you. *LEGEND*
@holesinhissocks30759 ай бұрын
Tried that once with those exacts bitters. 1 and 1/2 tablespoons, 3 sugar cubes, some lemon juice and a can of fresca. Quite tasty, honestly.
@dmm63417 ай бұрын
Bitters were great for hangovers when I was young...works like a charm
@tno67117 ай бұрын
Me tooooo I went to Walmart brought them to my friend's an they didn't believe me.
@lilbirb082 Жыл бұрын
Teens will literally drink hand sanitizer to get drunk, and yet the government thinks that a little bit of bitterness is gonna stop those kids from getting wasted
@FernandoGonzalez-hq9ei10 ай бұрын
Instead of making guns illegal they should just make murder illegal... laws fix everything
@bartsimba410 ай бұрын
Its not a little tho. Would much rather drink hand sanitizer or even perfume 😂
@jessegosven35410 ай бұрын
*flashbacks to drinking mouthwash in early high school* i dont think id recommend it😅
@jessebond422110 ай бұрын
Flashbacks to getting smashed on pure flavor extracts out of the baking cabinet... Those fuckers are 1 oz of 44% alcohol! As i discovered at 14 years old
@sandi110 ай бұрын
bitters are not just bitterness, go have one and tell me what you taste
@Jeremiah13tears Жыл бұрын
This guy is the best gum chewing kinda talker.
@d_whiskey8476 Жыл бұрын
Not smackin it and shit. Ffs drives me insane when people do that. Didn’t even notice he was chewing gum until I saw this comment 😂
@iamclydieCS Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@yungshot11 ай бұрын
your high too arent you
@lindasola74789 ай бұрын
lemon extract is 87% alcohol. Teensy little bottle but some nanas may have tossed down this sort of pantry item in a pinch.
@brandonator13373 ай бұрын
This is the short that introduced me to the channel ❤ love you liquor store bros
@Fergibaby1 Жыл бұрын
Hand sanitizer is 90% and the Aloe Vera flavor is smooth af
@LittleBigBoyJunior11 ай бұрын
God I hope you’re joking 😂
@NICK_G_006911 ай бұрын
@@LittleBigBoyJuniorThere is liquor called hand sanitizer. It says hand sanitizer but comes in a liquor bottle
@fbi264611 ай бұрын
"Denitonium benzate has entered the chat"
@BrickMediaStudios11 ай бұрын
I hope somebody has told you this but that kind of alcohol is not made to be ingested. Its made to be lethal so people dont drink it for that reason. I dont know how mych youve been drinking, but you couldve have had your stomach pumped
@epic_errors10 ай бұрын
Just for the sake of it to anyone dumb enough, you're going to have a bad time if you drink hand sanitizer
@Lol-zw8ks Жыл бұрын
College kids actually ask for bitters at bars in Vegas for this very reason lol
@user-tm2kx7fe4y11 ай бұрын
Or because they have a boo-boo tummy
@mrbubz694211 ай бұрын
@@user-tm2kx7fe4yno bc they're underage
@AnarexicSumo11 ай бұрын
@@mrbubz6942Unless they have a boo-boo tummy
@tonymonxana99211 ай бұрын
But what if they have a boo-boo tummy
@nathanc296811 ай бұрын
maybe they have a boo-boo tummy
@jaybeckerman73229 ай бұрын
man what a nice guy, helping children figure out how to get their hands on alcohol. im sure this wont have any negative empact at all!
@brettedgeworth56069 ай бұрын
Nigga if children want to drink they’re going to drink. No random child is gonna see this and go out of there way to drink that disgusting shit, and if they are it’s probably your shitty parenting🤷♂️
@sauce65349 ай бұрын
This is like buying organic ethanol online 😂
@williamneuzil74037 ай бұрын
Lab grade ethanol
@TheWTFsauce Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen clerks let kids walk out with fireball…the bitters are actually a step up since they might actually learn to be a bartender
@Itz__Swifty Жыл бұрын
Hey did you know that fireball Is being sued for fireball minis(a version) having 0 alcohol (but still tastes like whisky) Some mini fireball shots are fake, those are what you saw kids walking out w
@michaelandrade1611 Жыл бұрын
Not 0 % but made from mault and at half the alcohol volume
@TheWTFsauce Жыл бұрын
@@Itz__Swifty never took the time to actually look into it but if it’s true that’s hilarious
@saucemagic Жыл бұрын
@@Itz__Swifty they are getting sued because people are dumb and don't read labels
@ivoryrasmus Жыл бұрын
@@Itz__Swifty That's wrong, they're being sued because the malt liquor version with lower alcohol is packaged the exact same as their stronger whiskey so people were fine with paying more for less essentially. Don't know how u thought it had no alcohol, please research to double check before u comment misinformation
@ryanbon2414 Жыл бұрын
This remind when I almost got my military career destroyed over bitters. My leadership came to me and said alcohol was found in your room. I was confused and scared because I was not 21, and ask what they found because I genuinely had no idea what they were talking about. Then my CPT shows me the bottle of bitters they found in my room and I was like ummmmmmmm. With all due respect ma’am you do not have to be 21 to purchase bitters, nothing is illegal regarding my having bitters. She goes well there’s alcohol in here and your not 21, I’m like well ma’am isn’t there alcohol in hand sanitizer, mouth wash, and toothpaste? She tells me that’s different, but then I told her I use bitters to cook, no one gets drunk of bitters. Just like no one gets drunk off mouth wash. Needless to say this ended up getting pushed extremely higher up the chain beofre it was dropped. Edit: To address some comments. 1) Yes bitters can be added to countless recipes, google has plenty examples. 2) I’m aware you CAN get drunk off mouthwash. What I was implying is “people don’t” in the sense that it’s not a common thing lol. 3) This happened during what’s called a Health and Wellness Check. To summarize, this is when your first line calls you in the early morning usually around 3am. They tell you health and wellness at 4am, formation outside the barracks 330am. Then your unit leadership splits into groups of 2 or 3 and inspects each Soldiers room, and you have to remain outside your door. They claim to be inspecting your room for safety. In reality they are trying to catch you off guard to figure out who keeps a dirty room or has substances they’re not suppose to. For those of you who don’t know, getting caught with alcohol underaged, or marijuana, pills, etc, is pretty much a career ender.
@sagelili7966 Жыл бұрын
Hold up, you use bitters to cook? What do you cook with it? I didn't know that would be good/could be done
@crf80fdarkdays Жыл бұрын
People actually do drink mouthwash tho, hand sanitizer too
@ramilioverduzco Жыл бұрын
If you Cook with bitters alcohol wont be detectable. Calling the whole story bullshit .
@dana102083 Жыл бұрын
Lots of people use mouthwash to get drunk..so much so, my hone town keeps it beside the pharmacy along with bottles of 70% and 100% alcohol. Addiction issues.
@matthplays-2312 Жыл бұрын
@@ramilioverduzco obviously you don't know what a room or bunk inspection is... It's obviously implying they found the bottle of bitters during a room/bunk inspection. Not that they detected alcohol on his breath...
@ValTek_Armory8 ай бұрын
this is why they make the big bottles of bitters. 1-2oz of Angostura with club soda is tasty
@EnormousMusic8 ай бұрын
Working in kitchens, whenever I was hungover or had a sour stomach, I would mix bitters with gingerale... I grew to really love that stuff
@kiyoshiyang3221 Жыл бұрын
"That gonna be enough?" "You know what you're right." *Proceeds to grab more*
@Pelaaja-Oode Жыл бұрын
that's a bussiness man behind the counter
@floatingshoppinglist5193 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha you said the thing from the video 🤡
@TertiusIII Жыл бұрын
@@floatingshoppinglist5193 No, he added his own joke to it.
@lukemurphy7917 Жыл бұрын
“ dude you look like ..50, I ain’t carding you “
@gustavopeace Жыл бұрын
Sand sounds like 60
@ad9633 Жыл бұрын
@@Empyrean_Enigma your grandmother is 54? How old are you?
@allthewhile5465 Жыл бұрын
@@ad9633 I'm gonna guess 20 what you got?
@sharonmurphy6496 Жыл бұрын
I'm 47, every place will ID me except for the liquor store. 😅
@donaldcarter12996 күн бұрын
Suddenly, theft goes up on these small bottles overnight
@alexmalatestas41206 ай бұрын
Shop attendant facial response is actually hilarious
@RKatesJr2410 ай бұрын
Got carded for buying grenadine once. I told the guy “There’s no alcohol in this”. He backed down, and me being the nice guy I am, I said “Do you wanna see it anyway?”. So he looks at it and goes “How old are you? What’s your birthday?” as if the entire interaction never happened…
@jasonkerekesch501210 ай бұрын
I buy the Grenadines with alcohol. All be it it is only 2.5% alcohol. Tastes more like cherries than pomegranate to me.
@patriciamonje674110 ай бұрын
@@jasonkerekesch5012omg i always thought grenadine was cherry. 😅
@LOUDsigh10 ай бұрын
Lol
@hachimanjiro10 ай бұрын
@@patriciamonje6741grenadine comes from Grenadines,a grenade is named after them frag pomegranate just doesn't have the same ring to it lol
@echastee10 ай бұрын
He wanted to see if you were that person. If you can remember your birthday and your age. Because It's common for a sibling to use an older siblings or even a friends id...
@kazeryu17 Жыл бұрын
Brings back those middle school memories of buying vanilla and anise extract for "reasons".
@JoshBlair83 Жыл бұрын
Lemon extract and Gatorade
@avon2288911 ай бұрын
"im doing a paper on beaver butt extract"
@kazeryu1711 ай бұрын
@avon22889 🤣 The origins of many foods we take for granted are shocking.
@specializededucation11 ай бұрын
@@avon22889 what about bug paste on our food scales from fish in lip stick chocolate pasta and peanut butter having a max bug limit above 1 and more lol
@bigbadsauce9211 ай бұрын
thats the less-than-common form of vanilla-like extract. vanilla still comes from vanilla bean. most things use vanilla bean extract. @@avon22889
@grammarofficerkrupke43984 ай бұрын
I'm a cocktail bartender and I make Angostura Sour all the time. Its delicious.
@catterpillar97287 ай бұрын
theres a dude on intervention who was addicted to drinking hand sanitizer. it is like 70% liquor, he would just mix it with water, but after the first bottle he would just drink it straight. he seemed like a really good person who was just extremely depressed.
@ryanb8736 Жыл бұрын
It’s still safer than Tide pods.
@nurgle-j5n Жыл бұрын
true
@TheSimulatorSmith Жыл бұрын
Facts
@deletedacc263 Жыл бұрын
Yessir
@eikoqdupree101 Жыл бұрын
😅😂
@ingerjackson3809 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@GetFuktPriusOwners Жыл бұрын
Welch's 100% grape juice, yeast, 1 cup of sugar and a balloon. This is "not" how to make high proof wine in your shed. For under $5.
@Hangshai10 ай бұрын
Or under your desk in your bedroom...: make sure you take the lid off from time to time to burp the bottle(I know the balloon acts a valve, but once that kicker gets to kickin', it starts cooking up a mean batch and spits out that c02)... Oh and in case you didn't know, yeast is a living organism that eats sugar, and poops alcohol... so essentially, we get drunk from yeast poop. You drink poo to get high...
@Nick-gt1ec10 ай бұрын
How do I make bootleg wine (in minecraft)? Oh, you already told me. I'm gonna go do that now (in minecraft).
@BrentSetzer-rj6ub10 ай бұрын
How much yeast? (In Minecraft)
@alexk367810 ай бұрын
Pruno botulism speed run
@user-dh4ry7yg4u10 ай бұрын
how much yeast
@tbfromsd7 ай бұрын
I prefer Campari, but when I was a bartender I used to drink bitters in soda water with lime when people would buy me a drink. Therefore I was actually having a drink without getting lit.
@jflabeets17 ай бұрын
Not everywhere, bitters require an ID in Missouri.
@forbidden1086 Жыл бұрын
He literally gave a recipe to make them completely tolerable and people still saying "if my kid drank straight bitters blah blah blah". Just nuke us already
@azzystillborne9125 Жыл бұрын
And u copied a comment
@tylerrathman3536 Жыл бұрын
*Russia enters chat* 👀
@Lexicoley1826 Жыл бұрын
Idc how much lemon juice and sugar you add, you’ll never make a glass of bitters taste even tolerable. Not unless you’re already a raging alcoholic who just don’t care about your tastebuds anymore.
@forbidden1086 Жыл бұрын
@@Lexicoley1826 have you ever tried it for yourself? If you haven't than your comment has zero standing and means nothing
@forbidden1086 Жыл бұрын
@@azzystillborne9125 uhh no, I did not
@Ratatat6992 Жыл бұрын
I just love the ending part: Glasses off, looking down at the counter while his face is just dead serious, like “That gonna be enough?”
@ZeranZeran Жыл бұрын
@notfiveo anyone getting drunk from Kombucha alone is going to be vomiting up some disgusting smells for the next few hours to days..
@YoungBuck7912 Жыл бұрын
@notfiveo Never been carded while buying Kombucha, have gotten it from multiple stores, typically they don't bother because they know that no one is buying it to get drunk off it
@arthritis10974 ай бұрын
They're legal for the same reason "research chemicals" where legal around like the 2000s
@terencemckenna96304 ай бұрын
Kids just buy lemon on vanilla extract at the dollar tree, in the cooking isle, it's 90% alcohol ,mix with big cup of orange juice
@srtabc123 Жыл бұрын
Dude looks like if Jeff Fischer from American dad came to life.
@Solidus2 Жыл бұрын
Jeff Fischer is a real person his name is even in the shows credits 😂
@71sc502 Жыл бұрын
He looks like Layne stayley
@johnny3fingas766 Жыл бұрын
@@71sc502 100%
@alexisperez5819 Жыл бұрын
I can’t I see it now
@ElectroIsMyReligion Жыл бұрын
@@71sc502 that was also the frist thing i thought
@JokerChany Жыл бұрын
Pure bitters is what men drink when the men around them aren't manly enough
@tym208311 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@The713htxzoe11 ай бұрын
One day you’ll find one man enough for you 😂
@RamzaBeo7 ай бұрын
I stopped drinking but it’s nice to see yalls skits appear every once in awhile. Alcohol is evil man
@InfinityNaN-dj1fx9 ай бұрын
the fact that people would unironically do this just to have rules made, just for them to be pissed about it later saddens me
@crouchingcamels Жыл бұрын
The glasses set down outta annoyance when you’ve said yes 6 times to the question they keep asking 😂 I feel your pain
@June-tb4vi Жыл бұрын
Lol love that guy
@BiteThis Жыл бұрын
Theres a cocktail called a trinidad sour that uses this as the base spirit. Its actually very good.
@Asstasticplastic2 Жыл бұрын
They’re amazing! I had one for the first time last year and was shocked at how good it was.
@bluetearz2 Жыл бұрын
Well the bitters is from trinidad aswell.
@saucemagic Жыл бұрын
I've had a bitters Collins cocktail that has 1 oz of bitters and it's delicious
@LiberPater777 Жыл бұрын
Jebus Christmas on a krakker... An Oz. and a half of Ango Bitters as the base. Yeesh... 😳
@hippo4g93 Жыл бұрын
And guess what ! We in trinidad never heard of that doodoo , RUM
@alexanderf20707 ай бұрын
The disgusting laws that allow children to legally do drugs🤦♂️
@freddiebinthaplace2be6346 ай бұрын
Drinking bitters to get drunk is the same as drinking artificial flavoring to get drunk
@03firefox Жыл бұрын
I'm 26 and I never knew this. Then I realized that most the kids in my high school just got actual alcohol from their parents/siblings. 😅
@MindBodySoulOk Жыл бұрын
Was going to say, I can't recall having any issue getting alcohol. Pot took some luck however.
@anon556 Жыл бұрын
Good parents are a thing of the past my friend. It's a free for all nowadays.
@dmanschan Жыл бұрын
Or your dope 21 year old friends 😂
@HoustonDarner Жыл бұрын
Same but I didn’t even know they still made bitters lol
@datsun7023 Жыл бұрын
@@MindBodySoulOk for me was the opposite pot found any where and sold any where I seen it as it's illegal to sell so sell it to me anyways. Alcohol or tobacco products though that was pretty hard to get if I ever wanted any of that nearly impossible, kids at my school would steal it since that was a easier option
@matias6119 Жыл бұрын
Nice to see Layne Staley healthy
@nemisiesaidSTARS Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking.
@DaviddevilsquidSG Жыл бұрын
That comment hurts more than you know.
@matias6119 Жыл бұрын
@@DaviddevilsquidSGsorry that was not my intention, just wanted to point out that he looks a lot like Layne. :/
@MsFrostitute Жыл бұрын
im crying now 😢 but I also love this comment so much
@zososound Жыл бұрын
It's always nice to see that one comment that read your mind XD
@maureen147 ай бұрын
An underage alcoholics dream.
@treythompson79666 ай бұрын
The way he tosses his glasses down and is holding them casually when he comes back up is comedy gold
@sweetsupernova631 Жыл бұрын
I love the cashiers voice and mannerisms😂 someone get him an agent
@hectormugwump5530 Жыл бұрын
Straight out of Clerks
@WellzeyWells Жыл бұрын
More like Hyde from that 70s show.... No one wants him though...
@ifyoureadthisyouabish Жыл бұрын
chill…
@kenken-ss7jn Жыл бұрын
The young ones
@cashflow7786 Жыл бұрын
He wasn't acting. LOL 🤣
@ciscoc.4575 Жыл бұрын
Had this small store in the middle of a friend’s neighborhood. Most odd spot I’ve ever seen a store. Asian family ran it. We had barely hit puberty. All we had to do was buy some chips, leave a 20, and go out around the corner. We’d come back and there would be a small box of alc waiting for us. Good times
@wickedvisp5276 Жыл бұрын
Aye that's what's up
@theycallmecomical8318 Жыл бұрын
@@wickedvisp5276 ong
@boof710 Жыл бұрын
Some skyrim shit that’s dope
@the_gravy_jones Жыл бұрын
Had an Asian owned liquor store that would yell at us for being underage while still continuing to ring us up. Hilarious.
@HooLeeYo Жыл бұрын
"No ID!!?? HURRY UP AND BUY!!!"
@mikejungferman47447 ай бұрын
The register will tell you when you need to produce an ID , and it won't let you continue unless this happens
@thePastafarian884 ай бұрын
Wait till the kids start figuring out what vanilla extract is made from
@jackwaycombe Жыл бұрын
In a supermarket, I asked a passing assistant to direct me to the angostura bitters. He'd never heard of it. I asked to talk to the liquor dept supervisor. Turned out he was the supervisor. Five minutes later I found half a dozen bottles on a bottom shelf. That said, I only ever use a teaspoonful in a glass of tonic water - an old remedy for an upset stomach. Anyone who can drink enough for the alcohol to matter has my admiration, especially given the price of the stuff.
@awbobsagetable Жыл бұрын
What a crazy twist to the story! He was the supervisor all along!
@ChuckyH2 Жыл бұрын
Bro asked for the liquor dept supervisor 😂😂😂
@saljm697 Жыл бұрын
Amaro De Angostura is actually in my own personal homemade cocktails, love the stuff. The bitters are however, disgusting.
@Manhandle730 Жыл бұрын
The real friend we made were the… supervisors we met…with….the….wait…..ok no it was the friends made the way…never mind.
@marcuss508911 ай бұрын
If a minor wants to get drunk on bitters, let them it’s a cannon event
@Melanie-ro6pl9 ай бұрын
He's so Handsome - Beautiful Man,, I couldnt even pay attention to the transaction.. LOL 💖😂🤭🤭
@VintageVeritas957 ай бұрын
They also drink pure vanilla to get drunk. We would constantly find empty boxes in the bathrooms.
@bluefish192 Жыл бұрын
You gotta put that non alcoholic beer back though... Gotta see an ID for them suckers
@beanmoo Жыл бұрын
Really????
@glooper Жыл бұрын
@@beanmoona i’m 18 and i bought NA beer for super bowl just fine LOL
@bigmanmccheez5342 Жыл бұрын
@@beanmoo not in most places from what I know
@theconezy Жыл бұрын
@@beanmoo depends most states no ID if it is below .5% ABV
@mackdeen7021 Жыл бұрын
Not in my state.
@Lizzypoohxo11 ай бұрын
Being that I had no idea what bitters are, I googled it. Then I somehow ended up on Reddit and down a rabbit hole learning about alcohol laws in the state I've lived in for 2 years now. An hour of my morning passed so quickly lol.
@_gomez210 ай бұрын
Me right now as we speak😂
@goodvibesbeats222110 ай бұрын
Mate I got here from watching shorts on pellet guns
@SmokyBoy-um2is9 ай бұрын
The booze rabbit hole 😂😂
@charlesantoine59019 ай бұрын
@@_gomez2first you are not speaking with anyone..second you are most probably WAY below average intelligence...🎉😂
@charliekill889 ай бұрын
@@goodvibesbeats2221same lol
@johncriswell36917 ай бұрын
Who didn't know this also extracts like coconut and lemon,and vanilla we did this when we were kids for a buzz of coarse they were like $1.49 for a pint bottle then .
@Lloydw1LL1aM5 ай бұрын
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@Lydiastragic Жыл бұрын
Bro at that point, just pay the crackhead outside the gas station 10$ to go in and buy liquor for yall
@skipads5141 Жыл бұрын
Or crack.
@hollandsteven420 Жыл бұрын
Hell nah he finna keep all that shit and run off lmao you buggin
@samroughton8936 Жыл бұрын
The crack head will run away with ur money
@chadsworthgigaII Жыл бұрын
haha he gonna keep the change 🤣
@tinman2579 Жыл бұрын
Or homeless person that isn’t a “crackhead”maybe?
@sophieuglow4336 Жыл бұрын
As a bartender, one of the weirdest requests I got was from a lady asking for angostura. Nothing else, just that. I wasn’t even sure how much to give or how to serve it 😅
@stratosstavrosverivakis8879 Жыл бұрын
Angostura 5 or 7 Y.O etc maybe I say .
@dianeboston1821 Жыл бұрын
What's Angostura? Bitters? Also, as a Bartender, is Bitters, lemon & sugar a real drink?
@Wolf-vc4wj Жыл бұрын
Did she have hiccups?
@Kenmanhl Жыл бұрын
@@dianeboston1821 It might be a real drink. In Australia, we have a popular drink Sprite+lime juice+bitters and call it "Lemon, Lime and Bitters"
@stratosstavrosverivakis8879 Жыл бұрын
@@dianeboston1821 why nowadays everyone say bartender and not barman or barwoman???
@WhiteoutMonster7 ай бұрын
You can also buy grape juice, sugar and bread yeast from your local store and make your own alcohol. Tastes horrible but it works if all you want is to be drunk.
@darkfoxfurre6 ай бұрын
It's changed recently; but where I live they used to not card you when buying flavour extracts at the grocery store. Those things have an *insanely high* abv. Sure it's like $3-5 per little bottle; but a couple of those is all you need.