My real life name was almost Valentino and I will never forgive my father for the attempt #magicthegathering #mtg #mtgcommunity #cardgame #mtgcommander
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@btothetuck6 ай бұрын
So actually you get to pay 2 and make a pest, your opponents get absolutely nothing other than your stern and proud middle finger
@alexandercandicedad13556 ай бұрын
As the average black player would have it, yes
@WMDistraction6 ай бұрын
Magic at its purest
@ryanstewart22896 ай бұрын
I've paid more mana for worse tokens. I rule this to be "dece".
@nik83786 ай бұрын
“May I suggest Yahtzee” is truly the most wounded I’ve ever been from watching this diss series
@kallahcreates69426 ай бұрын
Thank you for introducing me to this Golgari gem. With such a fair and deserving magic card I look forward to making enemies of other dredge lovers and redefining what it means to say "I'll pay the 1"
@kevinwestermann10016 ай бұрын
Another Golgari gem is the other BG DFMC "Blex / Search for Blex" because you can utilise its backside during infinite mana combos to draw your entire deck.
@Jalae5 ай бұрын
a few fun surprises for a lisette deck - vorniclex, spike feeder and cryptic trilobite, aetherflux reservoir, the ozalith, and why not a dina and sanguine/exquisite combo just to keep that target right on my forehead (i crave the attention)
@mandalorianmanic95256 ай бұрын
As a Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker main, getting my little, tiny, 1/1, 0/1, 1/2 creatures exiled is absolutely deserved. You cannot let me pop off.
@raymondjohnson59226 ай бұрын
As a meren player I will cry and scream when you exile my sakura tribe elders and spore frogs but we all know I was going to use those mofos at least a million and a half time in the span of two seconds and you are just helping them rest in peace
@Cybermaul6 ай бұрын
As a Meren player, I like to give my opponents lots of targets. Acidic Slime, Fleshbag Marauder, and other lovely hate bears keep them on their toes.
@jennaherman38596 ай бұрын
That's why I have glissa in my deck, 3 mana for 3/3 with first strike and death touch, buff her with an enchantment that +1/1 every kill and she quickly becomes unstoppable!
@palatonian96186 ай бұрын
God, the grindset joke was top tier. Your humor is so fresh
@maldhound6 ай бұрын
Thank you so much 🙏
@alexanderwhite2986 ай бұрын
@@maldhoundFun fact only about 36% of highschool students join sports, so a participation trophy means that students tried where the other 64% didn't.
@dontmisunderstand60416 ай бұрын
@@alexanderwhite298 More evidence that MtG players don't know how to do math.
@Issblodh6 ай бұрын
“Y’all deserve oppression.” That made me laugh sooo much. I love playing that card. 🎉
@asherwolfe48536 ай бұрын
As a proud golgari gremlin i have yet to start using the phrase "get sacked on," but i'm sure as hell gonna
@DudesterGX6 ай бұрын
Yooooo, speaking of unearned goodies! Urabrask granting 1 One Mana and 1 Damage to opponent for casting an instant/sorcery is one of the funniest damn abilities and I'd love to see a vid on it. Many people I've come across all say at first "It's just one Mana" and "It's just 1 Damage" until you hit them with the most disgusting chain of 1 Mana spells that each do 8 Damage because Ojer Axonil is on the field and both the Spell and Urabrask did at least 1 Damage.
@DudesterGX6 ай бұрын
I joke that since his card doesn't have a title like the others that his title should be "Urabrask, Scourge of the Dollar Store"
@Jdemonify6 ай бұрын
not speakin of if you add fiery anticipation? and torbran. oh no.
@gackybass6 ай бұрын
@@Jdemonify They don't stack with Ojer.
@dontmisunderstand60416 ай бұрын
I run Cormela spellslinger in Brawl exactly for cards like Urabrask. My cantrips do damage now clowns.
@wazzledog10076 ай бұрын
As a graveyard player I recognize the graveyard is a privellege, not a right. Still gunna be sad if I get my stuff exiled tho.
@aganaom17126 ай бұрын
i still yearn for the Torbran, Thane of Red Fell roast
@breath42556 ай бұрын
YES!!!!! My personal favorite commander of all time finally gets their review!!!
@maldhound6 ай бұрын
I hope you enjoyed it!
@Ki113r2106 ай бұрын
These videos have brought me back into mtg after many years. I'd love to see a video on my old commander, Sen Triplets
@StarkEpiphany6 ай бұрын
The intrusive thoughts are winning here...did you stop playing because nobody wanted to play against the triplets? Lol God that card brings back memories. All of them are terrible.
@Ki113r2106 ай бұрын
@@StarkEpiphany lmao no, just kind of drifted away from it. I wasn't a very experienced player, so it didn't have a clear win condition outside of outlasting people with life gain
@Hermesxthree6 ай бұрын
Was about to say I need more commander shorts please and thank you.
@arsenicwafers75366 ай бұрын
Oh! I wasn’t expecting this. Love this commander
@NinjaLayor6 ай бұрын
Let's see what you think of Saint Traft and Rem Karolus, a pair of friends that goes sideways far too often and brings their own backup crew
@caseywellington47616 ай бұрын
I've lost count how many times but I'm not gonna stop asking for a roast of my favorite red degenerate, Feldon of the Third Path. Mono-red isn't supposed to reanimate!
@CoolWhip1256986 ай бұрын
I feel like I've been asking for Toralf for longer now, but please, Toralf, he's angry enough as it is.
@MagickP00dle6 ай бұрын
As a graveyard player, stop it. We're fine. Leave us be. 😈
@Blu_Moon_Owl6 ай бұрын
Nah, here’s a Nemata Primeval Warden for you
@quellonatolibero6 ай бұрын
Imotekh player here, completely agreeing
@PhoenicopterusR6 ай бұрын
Loading another graveyard hate piece into my decks just for this comment. Kindly suffer, thank you.
@erikwilliams15626 ай бұрын
Graveyard? What graveyard? *maniacal laughing*
@Issblodh6 ай бұрын
As another graveyard player, no. Only my graveyard matters. 😂
@georgeblair38946 ай бұрын
Questing Beast awaits your reasonable and measured take on his abilities (six) versus mana (four) cost.
@MakeVarahHappen6 ай бұрын
Tiktok has fucked me up so hard that when you said Yahtzee I thought you were talking about the euphemism.
@ahnold94296 ай бұрын
Would love to see the Krenko, Bob Ross roast. First video of yours I watched was the Krenko Commander guide, bring it full circle!
@Chocolate83Bunny6 ай бұрын
He can't roast krenko out of fear and respect
@martinstephenortiz46286 ай бұрын
I've had a Lisette deck ever since Strixhaven came out. And she's been a blast to play with. She'll get all your creatures to 14 +1/+1 counters after 3 turns, but your opponents have a chance to interact with them so it feels fair. Plus lifegain helps when you get targeted early on before the bigger decks take the aggro from you.
@kanvaros44516 ай бұрын
When the depression hits I’m happy Mald exist the laughs and chuckles help a ton !
@junojuno37456 ай бұрын
Narset Enlightened Exile and her love taps please
@demolisherman17636 ай бұрын
We gotta see Saheeli, Sun’s Brilliance
@ArtGuyCharlie6 ай бұрын
Valentin is the commander for my “every card is mana value 1” Voltron deck.
@soultyger6 ай бұрын
Awesome video and thanks for introducing new Golgari commander(s)👍🏿 Lisette can definitely get it 😄
@lukek.57733 ай бұрын
the mono black one is anything but fair lmfao ashanod's and an grave pact effect. you now have an unending board clear.
@ozzysmith25716 ай бұрын
Every graveyard player worth their salt is gonna see that shit and just "You son of a bitch that is absolutely correct"
@isaacjames26826 ай бұрын
I've never seen them, and I'm glad. This seems like a very slow, but sudden death. I have lost track on how many times I've asked for a roast of Marchesa the Black Rose. Probably five, but it may be more.
@YourBoyNobody5306 ай бұрын
The biggest thing I see here is that you can activate this multiple times per turn which means you can effectively convert 7 mana into 7 +1 counters on all of your creatures. Not to mention its in the money color so they have the mana to spare.
@22sfs226 ай бұрын
You can only pay (1) per instance of life gain. And even the most prolific lifegainers will find it hard to get 7 instances of lifegain in a single turn
@Jalae5 ай бұрын
@@22sfs22 spike feeder says hi
@zackkelley29405 ай бұрын
@@Jalae See also Spike Weaver for instant speed repeatable fog and Spike Breeder to turn all those 1/1 counters into even MORE bodies.^^
@Gork8626 ай бұрын
Damn, this looks fun. Might actually build it myself. Also, while it’s definitely a niche commander, but I would love to see Tawnos, Solemn Survivor on here sometime.
@jk27826 ай бұрын
There's a green creature with devour and creates saprolings equal to the +1/+1 counters on it at the start of the turn, paired with essence warden and commander lady that would be a fun board state.
@zakbrooks73546 ай бұрын
Mycoloth is too absurd of a magic card to be real
@jacquesdespadas6 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen. A Mycoloth survive the turn, much less the full cycle of the table. 😢
@apocalypticsword55245 ай бұрын
I like the pokemon reference, nice.
@hulksmash1066 ай бұрын
Asking again for nekusar the mindrazer
@tommynosocks62676 ай бұрын
Well with this one out of the way it’s a great opportunity to start working on a video for Nekusar!
@chrs-wltrs6 ай бұрын
That graveyard hate was uncalled for 😢
@Zangetsu646 ай бұрын
Would you be able to do a video on Child of Alara? I've been rocking this commander for several years!
@shawnhancock39636 ай бұрын
Now i need to make this deck just to run Space Jam theme in background 🫡
@thewakaemu1176 ай бұрын
I farted and it smelled like popcorn are you proud of me maldhound
@maldhound6 ай бұрын
Yes
@zacharyrichardson23786 ай бұрын
Once again, phenomenal analysis, but let's see Smeagol, Helpful Guide and the golgari combo potential he holds
@BaronVonFisticuffs6 ай бұрын
Thank you for these. I haven’t played Magic since fucking Time Spiral and don't know what "commander" is, but these absolutely make me wonder if maybe i should learn.
@syrelian6 ай бұрын
Commander is the evolution of Elder Dragon Highlander which you might be familiar with, thus its other name EDH
@dontmisunderstand60416 ай бұрын
100 cards, no duplicate card names except for basic lands. You get a fancy lad as your "commander" that you can always cast and doesn't go in the deck, but the tradeoff is nothing in your deck can be a color that your commander isn't. Oh, and you start with 40 life. Usually it's a 4 player free-for-all game mode, but it doesn't necessarily have to be.
@jacklehman50676 ай бұрын
Hoping to see my spidey girl Thantis on here. Dance my warmongering puppets! Dance!!
@1wakuralain6 ай бұрын
Obyra, Dreaming Duelist made faeries playable for once.
@LaVey2166 ай бұрын
imma vote on my first ever commander i pulled, Phenax, God of Deception
@five0klokshadow4416 ай бұрын
I'd love to see you roast Sidisi, Brood Tyrant/ Muldrotha, the Grave tide
@R_J86 ай бұрын
I already know Lisette can get it, he’s Dean of the Root.
@superwill12386 ай бұрын
I'd love a roast of Heliod, the Radiant Dawn
@AuraSeeker76 ай бұрын
Can't wait for Narset, Enlightened Exile. Hating on graveyards is morally and ethically correct until it's your own
@bloodydove57186 ай бұрын
And I will continue to touch myself until its a health hazard for those around me!
@Dragonfly90786 ай бұрын
I am going to die mad that this card was not named Dean of the Vein//Dean of the Vine
@IknowTailsDoll26 ай бұрын
What do you think of Gitrog Monster on his own? I love drawing my entire deck from eating my mana
@MeandMonkeyLP6 ай бұрын
Please do Phenax next, love that little guy
@HeraldOfOpera6 ай бұрын
The thing about the Dean of the Vein is that it only affects creatures that actually hit the board at some point. Oh no, if they kill my reanimator target I won't be able to reanimate it a second time! That was my plan b so I guess I'll just have to win with plan a.
@bobbyblair54646 ай бұрын
Vid 5 of asking for Khârn the Betrayer.
@Chaunwilkerson6 ай бұрын
I'm still salty about his flavor fail.
@goldenwaddledees6 ай бұрын
Valentin, Butcher of Malakir, Ashnod's Altar, Oops there goes the board
@AtroposTE6 ай бұрын
Now, Mr. Hound, if I may so call you, could I politely request the good bird, Vega, the Watcher to be roasted mercilessly. Best wishes to you sir
@cpt.arctourus79506 ай бұрын
I still need to see timothar baron of bats
@daemonxblaze6 ай бұрын
Yet once more i pray unto the Lord of Roasts to dare take a chance upon Eight-and-a-Half-Tails, my favorite commander.
I gotta keep asking for Minn, Wily Illusionist! PLEASE!
@takeyouforgranite78506 ай бұрын
Speaking of Golgari colors, how about Smeagol, Helpful Guide? It has all the best parts of graveyard and landfall shenanigans!
@atomsk013 ай бұрын
God dammit I love Mald's wordplay. I could hear this msn talk smack for days.
@nath28king6 ай бұрын
I am still building that Descend deck. Graveyard strats rule! Also, how open are you to my girl, the cantrip commando. Feather, the Redeemed?
@nuclearaxe9796 ай бұрын
This man will take one look at Nemata, primeval warden and say "replacement effect i stand by but making saprolings means its a hard target"
@runemanqwe6 ай бұрын
My brother in Grist, I would love to know your opinions on Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer and his cake.
@Coyote-oy1oo6 ай бұрын
I feel very attacked, I Love my graveyard stuff 😂
@db47566 ай бұрын
Another request for Amalia Benavides Aguirre. Lost Caverns vampire who gets stronger or builds your hand every time you gain life. Then, when she reaches 20/20 she blows up.
@OdinPlays946 ай бұрын
Speaking of graveyard decks. Mayhaps Slimefoot and Squee please.
@carstein56966 ай бұрын
Begging like a dog: Goreclaw terror of qal sisma?
@RedWyvern6 ай бұрын
I’ve lost count due to holiday craziness, but still asking for Klauth, Unrivaled Ancient
@jeremywardle56736 ай бұрын
Have you done Magar of the Magic Strings yet? If not, day one.
@TheSpectralFX5 ай бұрын
My chiss-goria deck that do artifact-graveyard sheananigans with Goblin welder and Daretti likes to say get Sacked on.
@rileybeaman15026 ай бұрын
Can you do Karlov of the ghost council?
@rudyh7216 ай бұрын
I’d love to see xanathar guild kingpin. He’s great cause when I bring that deck, I’m just playing whoever else’s deck I want instead.
@RisinTyson6 ай бұрын
Otherside is just for the color black loves lifelink and just life gain in general
@Jasta1256 ай бұрын
My quest for getting Maldhound to rate Nekusar continues
@michelebenedetti75076 ай бұрын
Another day another request on a roast of Malik grim manipulator. My table has almost banned me from playing that deck
@stripeybag69776 ай бұрын
Either Nashi would be nice to see Moon's Legacy or Moon's Scion pls and thank you.
@cedricgagnon84566 ай бұрын
Abbadon the dispoiler when
@Nightrunner1166 ай бұрын
Please do Neera, Wild Mage nexttt
@alilhard6 ай бұрын
In the line of Golgari gain life how about a go at Dina soul steeper ? Recently just annihilated my whole table with her, Urborg and Roots of life, can't tell you the emotionnal roller coaster of a turn that they had, first the happiness of everyone gets free swamps into the "oh, by the way, if you use those swamp Imma flicker you in the eyeball"
@Angelo7e6 ай бұрын
Sorry if you’ve already done it but Greensleeves, Maro-Sorcerer? She’s my favorite commander 😊
@ZiaErina6 ай бұрын
I am once again for Tasha, Witch Queen
@NovaZero1006 ай бұрын
I ran this as a commander for a while. It really is as mean as you'd like it to be. I swapped this deck for a different Golgari hate machine, but that's not the story at hand. That said, I'm still asking for Eriette to get the stage. Please, Mister Funny ha ha Magic Man, talk about Orzhov enchantment Bae?
@hoodiegal6 ай бұрын
I've been trying to put Lisette into like three different decks but I just never seem to have any enablers, it's like I'm allergic to life gain whenever I play green lmao
@clanmccracken22616 ай бұрын
Any chance we can get one of these for Arixmethes?
@adambrown68906 ай бұрын
Surely Sen Triplets deserves an attempted roast, you touch everyone's cards and yes
@lowrun47306 ай бұрын
Lissette goes infinite with a flick of a counter but hey its green right so its cool
@nicolbolas96156 ай бұрын
I am once again pestering for an Intet roast
@jobot01146 ай бұрын
I would like to request a review of the card "Drana and Linvala" because I only just learned it exists and I already despise it.
@AdrianoDonizetiJr6 ай бұрын
Suggesting Wasitora next
@BrazenPhrasin6 ай бұрын
Ok now that you started the graveyard hate train, time for Meren of Clan Nel Toth.
@andrewgamlin73716 ай бұрын
I've only seen on person play this and they've never played the green side guess that turn 1 exile you're second hand effect is pretty powerful lol
@thealduinslayer49036 ай бұрын
I’d absolutely love if you did Zhulodok at some point, I need my ass roasted
@stevenwatson95556 ай бұрын
One day I as for Seizan. I have lost cound but I still plead.
@napaim10386 ай бұрын
Once again Mald I must beg you for Oona, Queen of the Fae.
@trevormitchell32176 ай бұрын
Can you do magus lucea Kane. She's out there doubling hydras
@rigomendoza89206 ай бұрын
I would play the black side for the most part I usually don't use the green side
@charleshesse83936 ай бұрын
I want you to review Shiezan Perverter of truth so bad