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@KurtTocci3 жыл бұрын
does your mom do any of these things?! 🤔
@flowery_dreamer3 жыл бұрын
My mom does shout “YOU NEED A JACKET!!!!” Every time I try to leave the house And also always tells me “Stop playing video games, time to be productive” We both love watching your videos, btw
@nightegal42673 жыл бұрын
Get out of bed I can relate to that keep up the good work Kurt love your videos asking to many questions
@mrgarrett64143 жыл бұрын
I think so
@ellahausler13343 жыл бұрын
Yea like all of them and more
@kimtaylor35153 жыл бұрын
The plastic bags, the spoon and if we heard our first and middle name we knew we were in more trouble than if we heard our full name.
@SpevMoon3 жыл бұрын
Kurt is such a convincing AND intimidating mother!!!
@BlessedBeyondCompare3 жыл бұрын
Yes. The mom voice was painful, but I feel like it was intentional. LOL
@brooketollett13 жыл бұрын
It was the “ I brought you into this world I could take you out” for me 😂 so relatable!
@stacielzuniga2 жыл бұрын
And make another that looks just like you. I told my kids that and they laughed at me.
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter8323 жыл бұрын
I was expecting this quote, "Are you friends with my son/daughter? Do you want to see his/her baby pictures?"
@God_of_menacesАй бұрын
I am so offended! What is this fascism? You don’t like peanut butter that’s so rude (real)
@isabellelahr90183 жыл бұрын
This is both hilarious and factually accurate it’s a little terrifying 😬🤣
@ashtonholliday11143 жыл бұрын
I know
@pomskyhuskypups92693 жыл бұрын
Yesssss!!!
@zariahcameron-el-mais16813 жыл бұрын
I know right it true
@janawhite23263 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@kaylamcdonald44062 жыл бұрын
Yes
@meliussui3 жыл бұрын
“Go ask your father” How is this so reliable?
@gurifiel3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P people who read this with divorced parents
@priyushavallabhaneni86543 жыл бұрын
And when the father says " go ask mom, if she says ok then you're good to go "
@mrhappy-zd8np3 жыл бұрын
when you ask for pocket moneyy
@drewaureangeronimo78163 жыл бұрын
I remember when I asked for permission for an overnight swimming with my friends, my mom said now, but I went behind her back and asked my dad, he said yes.
@AJTV_Editz2 жыл бұрын
Ok literally every mum does that
@mishxllkhan3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you wore a wig instead of a shirt ❤️ I hate it when ppl do that 😂
@ava-yj2xc3 жыл бұрын
Same it’s so cringe when they use a shirt
@mishxllkhan3 жыл бұрын
@@ava-yj2xc yeah like our hair does not look like that🙄
@KurtTocci3 жыл бұрын
yea I put actual effort into my content lol
@andrewkirkland88883 жыл бұрын
@@KurtTocci and we love you for it
@kennethguy2492 жыл бұрын
@@KurtTocci I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter8323 жыл бұрын
Can you do a similar video called, "Every Embarrassing Parent Ever"?
@princessisabellasisterofat51133 жыл бұрын
That’s really a cool idea 😎🆒
@atreyibhattacharjee80203 жыл бұрын
"If all your friends jump off the bridge, would you ?" Omg that was literally so true. 🤣. Keep up the good job man!👍💖
@NH-bg4lu3 жыл бұрын
I would 😆
@elizaboland-white33912 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Keldon12342 жыл бұрын
If my mom asks me that I’m gonna say Yea Sure As long as it’s not Fatal!
@ellahausler13343 жыл бұрын
It was the “ this is not a restaurant “ for me
@ainekirwan26743 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@menacingmax25973 жыл бұрын
Request: Literally EVERY DAD Ever
@christinastokes63193 жыл бұрын
I feel like he is yelling the whole time.😂 so accurate lol
@tacocatgaming75423 жыл бұрын
The 1 Dislike Is A Mom That Goes Like: “Hey I’m not like that”
@beesafternoontea86173 жыл бұрын
The two are from the other mom's that think they aren't like that but actually are
@hesaidshesaid091803 жыл бұрын
3 now 😐
@princen1raj3 жыл бұрын
she must be a cold bitch then
@princessisabellasisterofat51133 жыл бұрын
@@princen1raj are you thinking that you’re being funny 😦
@princen1raj3 жыл бұрын
@@princessisabellasisterofat5113 nope thts a statement 👍
@yungblud21863 жыл бұрын
The other day I saw a sleeping mask for moms and it said “Go Ask Dad…..” I showed it to my mom and she laughed
@BlessedBeyondCompare3 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT
@stoneshannon25023 жыл бұрын
Mom: aRe YOu TAlkINk bAcK tO mE Me: Isnt that how a conversation works
@webyves2 жыл бұрын
✌️🏼✌️🏼✌️🏼
@phoebezhang11903 жыл бұрын
Why is this so relatable? My mom always takes at least 30 seconds to get off a car, but if I stay for longer than 15 seconds on one, she's like "We need to go! Can't sit here all day!".
@elluh23 жыл бұрын
are everyone's plastic bags just under the sink? Because mine are.
@detitheyeti58823 жыл бұрын
Nope they also in the drawer and in the pantry
@BlessedBeyondCompare3 жыл бұрын
@@detitheyeti5882 Those are literally all my hiding places. Under sink, in drawer, in pantry.
@karaigrayson81983 жыл бұрын
Between the fridge
@light86973 жыл бұрын
At the window, just behind the sink, and yeah, most at the rack
@nerd47743 жыл бұрын
That one dislike is the mom watching
@RainbowSauceGames3 жыл бұрын
Kurt makes a really good mum lol 😂 Also that tiny bit of milk left in the fridge, my brother does that all the time and I’m like what the heck is wrong with you?!?!
@salmon12903 жыл бұрын
Kurt's mom probably regrets buying him that wig
@nikidamage41793 жыл бұрын
srsly so funny! i loled
@ellalesnever3 жыл бұрын
Working on school homework, but I need to watch this video. Also Kurt, show us your “dad” please. We only ever see your mom
@waheedabdullah63713 жыл бұрын
How can you forget, "Did you put on clean underwear?!" in the video?
@katherinekoch12293 жыл бұрын
3:07 "I can take you out..." WHAT! LOL LOL
@kyliev.31983 жыл бұрын
I love the "I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it" my mom always said this lol
@Elfieee133 жыл бұрын
Can*
@kyliev.31983 жыл бұрын
@@Elfieee13 thanks! I will fix that :)
@bencatalogna77353 жыл бұрын
This man is amazing
@Wolfdette3 жыл бұрын
Haha I expected the counting to continue like this: “one... two... two and a half... two and three quarters... two and five sixth...” etc 😂 But maybe that was just my parents
@md0711123 жыл бұрын
The plastic bags under the sink, and carrying multiple bags when heading to the store is legit my mother. 😂
@waheedabdullah63713 жыл бұрын
The first one would've been 100% accurate if he didn't knock and walked in and open the curtains/open the blinds to let the sunshine hurt your eyes on purpose
@ellieee37533 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh this is literally the most true-est thing ever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love your channel!!!!
@Elfieee133 жыл бұрын
My parents said the food thing was hard because they would say eat this or starve and I would just sit there and stave myself so they ended up just having to make the the food I wanted
@duskmagicalsister3 жыл бұрын
Smart
@prayagaraj42723 жыл бұрын
Lol🤣 this is so accurate and Funny.. good job Kurt
@steelsheen3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 accurate Kurt!! 💯
@basicchannel32343 жыл бұрын
I know it's more like a Mom/Husband thing, but you forgot one where you go on the phone and talk loud and your husband/kid is having trouble listening to the TV
@araber503 жыл бұрын
2:02 is the most relatable thing ever
@warrennishathompson Жыл бұрын
1:59🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
@sammaxis11583 жыл бұрын
My family does this, not only just my mom. 😂😂😂
@lady_yumi81353 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 Yup I do a few of these things with my son ( he's 7). And btw Kurt you look great in a blonde wing 😁😁
@aliopa85163 жыл бұрын
Honestly, parents are the biggest stalkers
@triciagerbino9989 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I can't even!!!! Seen it on Instagram, THE MAID IS ON VACATION!!!! IM DYING!!!!
@patriciajones64303 жыл бұрын
This is so good. You nailed it Kurt. Definitely going to share this.
@SmolShorkess3 жыл бұрын
I relate to all of these expect the ones about friends because I don’t have any
@jacobward88293 жыл бұрын
“ I brought you into this world and I can take you out “ - every mom to ever exist on planet earth
@joy1696 Жыл бұрын
I’m not even a mom-why is this SO ACCURATE?!? 🤣 Thank you Kurt! 😁
@lifechangingmusic94072 жыл бұрын
Omg this is LITERALLY my mom every day.😂 this is so terrifyingly accurate 🤣🤣🤣
@runaalienneptune16143 жыл бұрын
Let’s appreciate that he took a dirty dish out of the sink with his bare hands
@jinan1702 жыл бұрын
the "anything on the floor is getting thrown away" brought back MEMORIESSSSS
@daniellemilligan63073 жыл бұрын
I have heard every single one of these plus some 😂😂 I love it!!! You forgot we're not paying to heat the whole city shut the window!
@melissa-Ann3 жыл бұрын
This video *had* to be done!! 🤣 Loved it!!! 💙💙💙💙
@PamelaJLamon3 жыл бұрын
I'm guilty as charged! 🤣🤪 But, it's for your own good! LMAO
@wrenwall96373 жыл бұрын
A ton of this was so relatable hahaha. LOVE IT
@pujitha2762 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious😂 when he said "don't talk back to me". That is My mom's dialogue.
@silverlily23892 жыл бұрын
That headache part 🤣🤣🤣
@mpalermo33 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for adding closed captions. Its so much better for me to follow along to what you’re saying 😁
@liliantheflower46282 жыл бұрын
The *ahhh* got me! I’m sorry!!!🤣🤣🤣
@jenniferhaggerty36093 жыл бұрын
That's me.....especially with the bajillion bags!! 🤣
@haydenhill66543 жыл бұрын
Mom: your always on your phone get off Also them: level 10000 in candy crush
@gillumcat51233 жыл бұрын
Most of those are relatable! Love your vids! Smile squaddd! 😁🤣😂🤣
@underyourbreath3313 жыл бұрын
This mom has had it up to >here< with your bullsh!t - learn to pick up after yourself! Lmao
@celiabrown1533 жыл бұрын
Why is this my life! Lmao
@emmanunuellaefuankrumah73193 жыл бұрын
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out", classic😅😅
@nickankhazali29952 жыл бұрын
This is an inctricate painting of Kurt’s deep-seated childhood trauma.
@anzumisa3 жыл бұрын
0:33 Kurt: un- ungrateful *Alan has joined the chat*
@TinyBaloonzMT2 жыл бұрын
Its scary how relatable this is lol
@axranna39303 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh this is so relatable 😂 especially the plastic bags under the sink and why did you leave toothpaste in the sink Im whezzing 😂😂😂 my mom also has a lot of decorations about coffee 🤣
@brooketollett13 жыл бұрын
This is so true 🤣🤣
@bumblelop49423 жыл бұрын
'I brought you in this world, I can take you out!'😁😄🤣
@kissyrajan55953 жыл бұрын
This is sooooooo relatable 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love your videos
@MsAnjoli3 жыл бұрын
This is too accurate. But I don’t feeling like my life is this funny. Is it? LOL
@benjustice66433 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting these vids
@Cooking_With_Adam2 жыл бұрын
I love it when Kurt said I brought u into this world 🌎 and I can take u out lol 😝
@stoneshannon25023 жыл бұрын
RELATEBLE🤣🤣
@hannerbanan3r2513 жыл бұрын
Kurt will make a great mom HAHA
@J0yB0mbad1l3 жыл бұрын
2 accurate man!🤣 all of them are so true
@ava_vada3 жыл бұрын
ok but why does kurt play such a great mom…?
@laurencraft4202 жыл бұрын
This is so true though!😂 Lol
@hazlou28893 жыл бұрын
This is scarily accurate
@emaliecaley92293 жыл бұрын
1:49 is me to my parents, LOL.
@eliana5073 жыл бұрын
DUDE 🤣 WHY IS THIS SOOO ACCURATE 😂
@prettygia51782 жыл бұрын
"Who did this" the milk part is funny 🤣🤣
@JERDN3 жыл бұрын
"eat what I made or starve" 😂 I heard that SO much growing up...
@theropeofallah93413 жыл бұрын
Dude literally you are full package of our mother 😂😂😂😂😂
@daniellehanson31373 жыл бұрын
ok the end got me with the multiple bags.... that was too close to home LOL but so true.
@DrippyOisdrippy2 жыл бұрын
the one when she says "do you have a headache properly because your on the phone yo much "is so relateble
@angelicariddle-malfoy3 жыл бұрын
Loll when Kurt said "feet off the couch" my feet actually were on the couch...I couldn't tell if I should be worried or laugh 😂👏🏻
@shakirasmylie6178 Жыл бұрын
Kurt is so funny 😂
@stephaniepierce92463 жыл бұрын
Why is this so true so often 😂
@ava-yj2xc3 жыл бұрын
Not the Diet Coke 😂😂
@helenhanson10013 жыл бұрын
When you’re trying to say the salad dressing. My mom get words mixed up just like that! Lol
@RisingSunRocks3 жыл бұрын
I died at 1:14 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my mum always said that to my bro when he was younger. Always. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kellylechien47332 жыл бұрын
LOL LOVE IT KURT
@zbajwa_1232 жыл бұрын
my fav part os when he says "i brought u into this world and i can take u out" 😂😭
@Simratr2 жыл бұрын
This is too relatable
@topnotchsause2 жыл бұрын
This video is too relatable
@blitzkreig30882 жыл бұрын
Kurt’s has two sides, a stay at home mom, and himself