Little Sad Teddy Stories (Bob's Burgers)

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3 жыл бұрын

ETA: This got WAY more traction than I ever thought it would! You guys are awesome! I'm now planning a series of videos like this. Shoot me a like, drop a comment below, and let me know which Bob's Burgers character you'd like to see highlighted next!
Teddy has so many little stories about his life... and they're all SO SAD.
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@michaelgraham9774 3 жыл бұрын

I can appreciate how despite having been dealt a pretty crappy hand of cards in life, Teddy is still a great person.

@Navak3 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone needs to be more like Teddy in this regard.

@hydraman246 3 жыл бұрын

Except his temper, he can be kinda scary

@hydraman246 3 жыл бұрын

I still love em

@waterlemon9838 3 жыл бұрын

He's the chillest

@LunalovaniaGaming 3 жыл бұрын

@@hydraman246 I love the episode where he tells Bob that Tina is becoming a woman and Bob calls him a pervert and teddy loses it. BOB: Teddy it doesn't say she's becoming a woman! Teddy: well no you gotta read into it bob. Bob: Pervert. Teddy: I WANNA PAY MY BILL! I WANNA PAY MY BILL! P-P-PERVERT?! Bob: it's written on the bill! Lmao 🤣🤣 I noticed it wasn't on here so here it is. I paraphrased lol kzfaq.info/get/bejne/n690ebmq0NCVno0.html

@Sweet_Dee 3 жыл бұрын

"don't feed a guy a sponge bobby" will never get old

@roserobson6707 2 жыл бұрын

AH, NO! My pee penny!

@leoncorbett4553 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t feed a guy a squid wardy

@DbBujo 2 жыл бұрын

the smile bob has showing teddy the sponge is diabolical

@BigLargeBuddy 2 жыл бұрын

I'm getting a tattoo of a sponge with a bite taken out of it

@Sweet_Dee 2 жыл бұрын

@@BigLargeBuddy hahaha that's amazing! You are an icon

@afgpielover 3 жыл бұрын

The bicycle story was so sad. He goes "sometimes I pretend thst I have 3 kids and trip over the bikes and say aarrgghh those kids" mans just wants a family 💔

@bleepbloop3264 Жыл бұрын

he’d be such a good dad too, louise literally made beetles crawl on his face and he just took it😂

@procrastinator547 3 жыл бұрын

The “Iiiiiiiii wish my radio worked” kills me every time I love it

@dutchess5753 2 жыл бұрын

Me tooooo! 😅😅😅😅

@lou-cidmire3065 2 жыл бұрын

I sing this to myself constantly, despite having several functioning radios.

@SBLTLBTCourage20042 4 ай бұрын

My dad's radio in his truck stopped working awhile ago, so I felt that.

@SHYKOOPA 2 жыл бұрын

"I got 42 maybes Bob!! Who can plan for that??" I love how characters on the show can sound outlandish and reasonable at the same time haha

@xWesternAcid Жыл бұрын

I love how Teddy simultaneously loves Bob AND wants to steal his wife 😂

@hydraman246 Жыл бұрын

And sometimes steal him 😅

@austinmccormick8952 11 ай бұрын

I think he should get with her sister

@eaglevision993 7 ай бұрын

He is Bill Dauterive in a way.

@karliierose3412 2 жыл бұрын

I love the fact, that he started out as a customer and just shoved himself in as family xD

@artmoryoo 2 жыл бұрын

teddy is a refreshing take on the "loser guy" trope. it's obvious he's inspired by characters like bill dauterive but despite his sad stories and being divorced, teddy seems like a great guy. he never gives me the creeps and seems to be doing great and has a positive outlook on life. and i know he's fictional, but i kinda wish he gets proper therapy so he can be fully happy and that the show continues to bring back kathleen and have him be like an adoptive uncle to the belchers. teddy rant over, i love this man so much

@jordanloux3883 Жыл бұрын

It's implied in Uncle Teddy that he does see a therapist on a regular basis. So that's good. Really he needs more outlets aside from hanging out at the restaurant. A social larger social group would do him some good.

@artmoryoo Жыл бұрын

@@jordanloux3883 its also implies in Teddy's first appearance when Bob is stuck in the wall :) !

@Azulakayes Жыл бұрын

Bob's burgers is a great show, it has so much positivity. Even Jimmy Pesto and Hugo have redeeming qualities. Teddy is a big teddy bear. He is so sweet.

@Azulakayes Жыл бұрын

@@jordanloux3883 When Bob and Teddy were delivering the giant head, it turned out that Teddy has so many friends and people who like him. He is intense but still very sweet and has no malice in his heart.

@artmoryoo Жыл бұрын

@@Azulakayes hugo is hilarious but i wish he was nicer to ron ;w;; and i hope they bring jimmy pesto back, even if he gets a new VA

@danlc95 2 жыл бұрын

While under the influence of cannabis, I had a theory that Teddy was the protector of all the adults, and Zeke was for the kids.

@BobKuchiKopi 2 жыл бұрын

That is actually adorable!

@shanejay9539 2 жыл бұрын

Co dependant guy and through the work clothes and "grizzly" appearance he's a father figure he's not a protector that's borderline personality disorder

@willpina 2 жыл бұрын

I always thought that Zeke was the child version of Teddy before his dreams were crushed by life

@Rebecca-bk9bd Жыл бұрын

@@shanejay9539 oh piss off -someone with bpd

@MondeSerenaWilliams Жыл бұрын

@@willpina don't say it like that!

@Shy-xm4kn 2 жыл бұрын

Teddy is that sweet bigger man that makes you feel comfortable and also wanna wing man for him cause even if he’s weird he would be an amazingly supportive loving partner. His character is a testament to society’s shallow side. A great man, below average looks, who remains positive to all those around him even if people don’t recognize or celebrate him being himself.

@johngobble 3 жыл бұрын

*I like to play with a yo-yo so something comes back to me*

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

Probably top five most depressing Teddy story, right there.

@tonyal8839 3 жыл бұрын

i’m legit just tearing up at that part. i feel like i missed this episode cause i don’t remember it 😭

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

@@tonyal8839 It's season three, episode 13 - "My Fuzzy Valentine". It's during Linda's "speed dating" game.

@thornmallow1 3 жыл бұрын

"I thought I hit a rainbow." Best line in the whole show!

@austinmccormick8952 11 ай бұрын

It was terrifying

@loganicfilms1388 Жыл бұрын

That, that ending was so depressing. I legit feel sad after that.

@BobKuchiKopi Жыл бұрын

Oh nooooo! I've got another vid coming soon, that hopefully won't be quite so depressing. :)

@deadpoolguy283 3 жыл бұрын

Teddy used to be so handsome and confident. That damn shark ruined his life!

@ironmaster6496 3 жыл бұрын

Technically the who controlled it,, not like teddy knew about it XD

@squawkietalkie56 2 жыл бұрын

plus denise.

@Azulakayes Жыл бұрын

That damn shark!

@the_criminal_mastermind 5 ай бұрын

@@Azulakayes ITS EVIL! AND NOW IM FAT!

@JintyGreen 2 жыл бұрын

Teddy is a great character. You laugh and feel bad for him at the same time.

@crypticghost21 2 жыл бұрын

Teddy's life sounds so sad, and yet he's one of the best characters on the show 👏👏👏

@jhonnyrts3332 Жыл бұрын

Yes is a great character

@patrickn8355 2 жыл бұрын

"I like to play with a yoyo, so something comes back to me" 💔😭 teddy

@EboDylan 3 жыл бұрын

You gotta love Teddy he's such a friendly guy. I wish I had someone like him as a best friend ❤️

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

You're not going to find someone more loyal or enthusiastic, that's for sure!

@SPRINKES88 3 жыл бұрын

He’s my favorite character to be honest other than Linda

@tarag7292 3 жыл бұрын

Teddy is a little obsessive and clingy. I don't think I'd want a friend like him because of those things.

@timhick6 3 жыл бұрын

He is true blue

@tatehildyard5332 3 жыл бұрын

I think it might be undiagnosed anxiety issues. In addition to this, he ends up feeling overwhelmed by the simplest of tasks if even a little bit of pressure is put on him and it ends with him feeling like garbage afterwards.

@jaydenpaulus4423 3 жыл бұрын

I love all the cuts to Linda, barfing or crying. Like she's reacting to Teddy's stories.

@lavalampluva55401 2 жыл бұрын

"I've got 42 maybes Bob! Who can plan for that??" Awww.....I'd go to a Teddy party!

@BobKuchiKopi 2 жыл бұрын

Right? Even if there's a risk of sitting on a guinea pig while wearing a sumo wrestler costume....

@Laserbeak316 2 жыл бұрын

I’m with Teddy, who can plan with that many people saying they’ll maybe come? Make up your frikkin’ mind people!

@mr_podge 2 жыл бұрын

1:41 "Arrgh! The kids left their bikes here again!" I love the way he says that, and even lifts up his arms in pretend anger. I just imagine when no-one is around he does role play like in the last clip in his own house XD Also that tripping over bikes can't be helping his badly sliced toenails...

@Bravo2uniform 2 жыл бұрын

I call chatting with random people "Teddy Talks" (as opposed to TED Talks). Amazing all the interesting people you can meet being like Teddy.

@coolizh01 3 жыл бұрын

It’s Teddys world. We just exist in it.

@jkrfan7 3 жыл бұрын

Teddy deserves to be a dad

@lavalampluva55401 2 жыл бұрын

He'd be tripping over bikes all the time.

@hellnah9830 Жыл бұрын

Teddy will always be my favorite character. I love how positive he always is. And the fact he'll do anything to help Bob, Linda, and the kids says a lot about him as a person

@jaygooese4242 Жыл бұрын

Me too

@commonwriternext 2 жыл бұрын

Teddy better have a happy ending when Bob's Burgers ends one day

@masteryoda394 3 ай бұрын

I hope not 😂😂😂

@paconelious 2 жыл бұрын

*shakes broken stove* "THE POWER OF CHIRST COMPELLS YOU!"

@SakuraCrusader Жыл бұрын

It Was The Frier He Was Shaking

@thehufflepuffhermione 3 жыл бұрын

Teddy is the second coming of Bill Dauterive. The irony is Jim Dauterive worked on both this show and King of the Hill.

@danlc95 2 жыл бұрын

Bill was my favorite!

@EssexAggiegrad2011 2 жыл бұрын

He is

@Artist_Unbound 7 ай бұрын

5:15 "Good to be young" "I'm 49" "Oh my God, I have to start working out."😅

@matthewhutchinson9353 Жыл бұрын

“Your work makes me sad” - Chandler Bing

@mcbaby 3 жыл бұрын

That ending though, top notch stuff.

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I was really happy with how it turned out.

@squamish4life 2 жыл бұрын

What episode is that one at the end again wanna watch it again.

@BobKuchiKopi 2 жыл бұрын

@@squamish4life It's from season 10, episode 17. "Just the Trip"

@squamish4life 2 жыл бұрын

@@BobKuchiKopi thanks 🙏

@colleenkyle7741 3 жыл бұрын

"I like playing with a yo-yo, so something comes back to me" Nooo Teddy lmao

@sailorsadiie 3 жыл бұрын

I actually get panic sweats too and they do stink 😭😭

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry that happens to you! That's gotta suck. 🙁

@TheBjjninja 2 жыл бұрын

It is just a defense mechanism to get the bear or other predator to release their prey. Kind of like an octopus' ink spray.

@shawnasmith6607 Жыл бұрын

"IIIIIIIIII.....wish my radio worked" 😂🤣 i freaking love Teddy

@PrincessMillyRockz18 10 ай бұрын

3:23 too funny 😂

@gigitheskeleton6202 2 жыл бұрын

"My dad toilet trained me. It was the worst seven years of my life, seven to fourteen."

@SpookyFraiser 4 ай бұрын

The lil smile from Bob after he reveals the sponge to teddy is so evil yet so joyous. Like almost Clockwork Orange of him

@dylansickinger545 10 ай бұрын

How could this not include my favorite line from the whole show!? “It’s gotta mean something. Like the time I dreamt about a dolphin and I woke up and my bed was on fire.”

@LegacyEmma 3 жыл бұрын

Gretchen deserves her own video

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

Great idea! I'll have to add her to the growing list of new BB vids I'm working on! Thanks!! :)

@brooklynpalmer3969 2 жыл бұрын

Teddy is my comfort character

@kaileyanne4839 Жыл бұрын

*I ate some of that sponge*

@seanduffy1420 2 жыл бұрын

The editing on this was great throughout and that ending was just 👌chef’s kiss

@BobKuchiKopi 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I was really happy with how the ending turned out. :)

@tinybubs6145 Жыл бұрын

why is the only Teddy compilation I can find on KZfaq is just Sad things.... I mean it kinda fits that it is the only one I have found so that makes it even more sad BUT TEDDY DESERVES A "best of" compilation or "teddy being bob's best friend for 13 seasons and one movie long" I've seen multiple side character compilations but almost zero of the best non-belcher main character

@vegavisions97 Жыл бұрын

9:47 it’s a little concerning how so little people are talking about… this

@kell6078 Жыл бұрын

That slow fade to the final shot of the Shinning was no less than genius, kudos

@ShakeItLittleTina 3 жыл бұрын

Wow, I’ve never seen a Bob’s Burgers compilation on youtube. Let alone one that’s this fantastic! Great job, I’ll subscribe right away

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@MrMichealHouse 3 жыл бұрын

08:33 Teddy's talking shit about tanis666's editing, this was a well made compilation.

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

Touché! :D (And thank you!)

@Btester2 Жыл бұрын

Teddy is hilarious! He is a character draped in sorrows but always see the joy in life.

@melissaleoncreolenola 2 жыл бұрын

Teddy is to Bob's Burgers what Bill is to King of The Hill... poor guys

@hellofrominside8524 Жыл бұрын

Ya know what, Teddy would be a good catch for the right person.

@truthhurts3524 Жыл бұрын

Teddy with the kids bikes in his garage and him singing about wishing his truck had a radio are my favorite Teddy bits.

@Sadin15 Жыл бұрын

I had forgotten about the rat in a hat

@JainaKeria 3 жыл бұрын

This is perfect. Love the shining ending

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I was pretty pleased with how that turned out. :)

@cynthiatravers8757 Жыл бұрын

This last one always makes me a little sad: watching Teddy slowly go insane the way Jack Nicholson did in The Shining. I know arthritis hurts and all but I really don't want to lose my mind before I die, that would be terrible.

@drewjay8940 5 ай бұрын

The episode about his hoarding problem is genuinely such an emotional one 😭

@skullrose8985 Жыл бұрын

You can't help but love Teddy. Teddy is a dying breed😪😪..He always puts a smile on my face. Thanks for sharing Teddy's story. We should all try looking on the bright side of life,even when it's a bit on the dull side.. Have a blessed day and take care,xx

@phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182 6 ай бұрын

Teddys life is so sad I see him getting to third base with his second cousin as a win

@Tw1zzl3rs 2 жыл бұрын

"Beautiful blonde cousin issues" 😂 I love Teddy and I love this super cut, especially the Linda barf-gag take-aways 😂

@SHOGUNS85 2 жыл бұрын

Teddy needs his own spin-off show! He's hilarious!

@jodicelymartinez2594 2 жыл бұрын

With like the adventures he goes on as a handyman. They did a few of his odd jobs but a spin off would be great!!

@austinmccormick8952 11 ай бұрын

I like the idea but I'm not sure it would work. It might be too much Teddy

@jmckdekalb316 2 жыл бұрын

Teddy is a great guy with a sad life.

@C1Ansy 2 жыл бұрын

Appreciate your take on Teddys "So..this is the internet"

@faradflc 2 жыл бұрын

Loser at life, winner of our hearts

@balltongue666 3 жыл бұрын

3:11 That is comedy gold

@treyknight94 3 жыл бұрын

I read this as it happened lmao

@buster5661 2 жыл бұрын

So he’s basically bill from king of the hill

@Sawtiisms 2 жыл бұрын

DONT FEED A GUY A SPONGE BOBBY its my favorite line

@BobKuchiKopi 2 жыл бұрын

Cracks me up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

@trumanway3763 2 жыл бұрын

Someone can go "heeeey Bobby" in that voice and I giggle preemptively

@beltionbambie1239 3 жыл бұрын

Wow this is actually well edited thanks

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@yermil890 2 жыл бұрын

I wish teddy had at least kids. He'd have sum to look up to and take care of like he does with the kids

@usaskjock 2 жыл бұрын

These are SO much funnier out of context holy shit

@thaliabowen2006 Жыл бұрын

this is just a bit funnier then linda saying oh my face!!!

@christinapoisson1501 Жыл бұрын

Aaahhh! My pee penny!

@NytoonzTV Жыл бұрын

1:06 ok that way he said don't feed a guy a sponge with that effect you made was hilarious

@blokvader8283 6 ай бұрын

0:36 I've never once noticed how the shirt line just disappears Offscreen dude got a sweatshirt with buttons down the middle on it lmaooo

@BobKuchiKopi 6 ай бұрын

Never noticed that either! 🤣

@blokvader8283 6 ай бұрын

@@BobKuchiKopi I guess we're all just too busy sad and crying to notice.

@BobKuchiKopi 6 ай бұрын

@@blokvader8283 Well that's... probably depressingly accurate.

@Mrproduct0454 3 жыл бұрын

I am slowly becoming this.

@merbst Жыл бұрын

I love how Teddy has almost as many sad stories as I do!

@fawkewe Ай бұрын

I like how Teddy cares about the Burger of the day. Bobs his friend, and his restaurant is his favourite Burger joint so its understandable its one of the few (only) guaranteed points of Joy in his day

@Ennaitak 2 жыл бұрын

Hear me out....Teddy and Gayle getting together...at least for an episode.

@Azulakayes Жыл бұрын

No, Teddy deserves a sweet woman not a crazy like Gayle. Gayle is too much.

@mathieuleader8601 Жыл бұрын

Great choice on the reactions in the transitions

@Adam-ix1gv 2 жыл бұрын

I just realized that i dont really pay much attention to how messed up the things teddy says just laugh usually,poor teddy hes unoticed even by us

@J-RS21 7 ай бұрын

His life is less sadder then bill

@carachapel 2 жыл бұрын

10/10 would seriously date Teddy. He seems like a basically good person who'd be an upbeat and capable partner; at the very least, he would do wonders with all those annoying home upkeep jobs I don't know how to do, like putting sealant on the roof dormer leak, fixing a door that isn't hanging straight, etc. etc. etc.

@Apollo-hi1jj 2 жыл бұрын

Idk... he went to a lesbian bar 💀

@braxeld4551 Жыл бұрын

So basically because he is capable of doing things you don’t want to do. Ok 😒

@carachapel Жыл бұрын

@@braxeld4551 I bet I can do a lot of things he wouldn't want to do, too. Dating/marriage is a partnership and ideally, everybody brings something valuable to the table.

@boogaloobender3462 4 ай бұрын

@@Apollo-hi1jjthere's nothing wrong with that lol

@davidvega462 Жыл бұрын

“Or anyone. Teddy should be with anyone.” - Bob

@dag1984 Жыл бұрын

9:11 Even I wanna give him free stuff after hearing that church thing.

@ianfinrir8724 8 ай бұрын

"No, it's the shark's fault. It's evil and now I'm fat." Whatever helps you sleep at night, Teddy.

@EdwardsKitty 2 жыл бұрын

Teddy has good taste in childhood movies

@darkprincess1366 2 жыл бұрын

The ending killed me omg 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@BobKuchiKopi 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I was pretty happy with how it turned out. :)

@marumisu9560 2 ай бұрын

This made me realize how much I love Teddy Burger.

@dcspidey1218 6 ай бұрын

Why haven't Teddy got his own show?!

@BlueFieldGamer 2 жыл бұрын

10:07 Teddy has always been the caretaker

@darkwolfx9959 3 жыл бұрын

Is it sad that I have the same story about tissue boxes with lotion? Now I buy the cheapest form of the ones with aloe.

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

Worth it!

@ziggypi4813 3 жыл бұрын

love the end clip too...you've always been the caretaker.....Teddy...Always

@reggyjohnson9083 2 жыл бұрын

1:03 Bob- You Sponge- A gift certificate for Disney land

@maryavina2868 2 жыл бұрын

"you are my enemy! My enemy."

@Wildcatevdog 2 ай бұрын

The little snippets of Linda gagging or throwing up is hilarious and it works so well

@princessaur 3 жыл бұрын

*dOn'T fEeD a GuY a SpOnGe.*

@CalixtoErico 2 жыл бұрын

I’d love to be Teddy’s friend and just let him chill.

@animationsfa4478 3 жыл бұрын

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wish my radio worked

@Jarod-vg9wq 5 ай бұрын

5:20 that as the wake up call.

@mtastics 2 жыл бұрын

I thought this is a video essay but it's good anyway

@umbrellacorporation9168 3 жыл бұрын

Bobs family is the closest thing to a circle that Teddy has and they don’t even like him that much

@firestonegraywolf 3 жыл бұрын

She sold me a nickel for a dime once

@BobKuchiKopi 3 жыл бұрын

GREAT nickel too!