Today is my birthday 🥳 I’m trying to get to 10 subs as a birthday gift since I don’t get any presents

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Lmao

Wooooooooohooooooo

for 4 minutes

@Nor / mal haha

Reminds me of when I kept corrupt floppy disks that I could hand in on purpose if I needed an extra day to finish off school work. Email, USB, and WiFi wasn't available back then.

Sed

better a light than something eles

@@Ryzza5 you can just type .exe after your homework file name and teacher will think you had a virus

Lol hi

@Mohamed Nagi work for your subs instead of begging

i sense the thousands of likes

@@Depressedwarriorsfan6238 he already got 1 somehow...

Brub

haha, It does. I loved the "Ill let it ride out" vibe

pog

What

lol yeah

One i saw this but that person was knockouted

Mad hats to that teacher also I paused and red the chat and children are brutal

Definitely. Teachers that are doing their part to actually teach and inspire instead of just being there for the paycheck should get some appreciation sent their way. Also, I've already found C, D, F, and K. Finally found B. We must continue to find the others.

Seems a lot of people have pointed out the teacher wasn't a real teacher, just a twitch streamer. Sadly most real teachers are shiit

@@vainklutz3179 Sadly, most people who criticize teachers have never spent 30 seconds in front of a classroom full of students.

@@leob6534 hmm wonder if coming to class once a week for 30 minutes then teach nothing but babble is ok. Or be drunk while teaching and the administration says nothing. Or do an expensive side coaching class where you just give study materials while failing those who couldn't afford your expensive coaching class. Or couldn't take correction from a student so you start torturing(not literally) him. Or Hard slapping a student multiple times in the teachers lounge publicly not because he fail but because he couldn't get above 65%or so you presume even before results are announce. Or calling your parents because you ask the teachers questions when she rushed through the text book not properly explaining and the students just jotting down everything on the black board without knowing what is what. I can list many more shiit teachers. Even teachers who act good towards students are shiit in teaching the students. High school through engineering school not a single good teachers I find.

Lmao.

take this like

@Mohamed Nagi no

underrated comment right here

Comedyheaven

@Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB Nice try, bot.

Omg I saw that one on r/dankmemes because instead of algebra is algebruh because bruh is sooo funny

@@williamhinz9614 lol

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking asshole BITCH sir, this is a wholesome channel

Elle it’s called a joke call down

explain please. i dont get it

@@stardino9475 big comment time there is an anime called attack on titan its a world where there are big mindless humans.The humans created some sorta gear that i dont remember the name of that uses hooks and swords. there are like 8 or 9 humans who can transform to titans by biting their fingers

@@martisan7711 no I know what AOT is. But how is the tiger implying that it’s a titan shifter?

@@stardino9475 the cat bited its arm and it looked like it tries to transform

If my teacher was that hot, I'd fail every year so she could be my teacher next year!

a payload that requires 2 locomotives to make it move won't stop easily

No one's asking, we all know it.

@@jakejones6481 no one asked for your opinion mate

Biggest reason is that it's steel against steel.

@@jakejones6481 you'd be surprised how dumb people are, oh wait you aren't you think those kinds of people are smart

DØNT RÊAD MY NAME hehe

@@err ok

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Ikr!!😅

She is not a teacher. Read the chat it's just a streamer pretending to be a teacher.

Fun fact, they can throw up their own spines to cool them down

@@jadejunnie3285 =_=

@@algrumgrumo1994 ?

@@jadejunnie3285 w h a t ?

...was God and evolution okay when they made pelican.

Vombat

Me: **car starting noices** Tiger: ... Me: You were saying?

thats it purring

Lol

@Mohamed Nagi yeah no thats not how that works

She is

Pretty sure they are a streamer

and an onlyfans account~

the guy who made the video is wrong, she's not a teacher she's just a streamer

I would study 24h if that was my teacher tbh 😂

I didn't see any negative comments.

The chat box isn't from the students, the teacher added it herself i think

214 people agreed with you on something that wasn’t there at all. Bruh

@@2kmichaeljordan438 what I'm saying

There was like 1 negative comment...

Yeah so cool, finally they can stole the back wheel too

but I would get the seat on the wrong height half the time

couldnt you just technically pull it up and steal it

Wow this is so cool! I thought he was just stretching but this gave me a new insight, thanks!

Smd

Neat

took me a sec to process that you were talking about the spine of the bird as in its spine, within its neck

Learn something new everyday 😃

Oh I get it

@BPSD no

@BPSD you can stuff it m8

*Noted*

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it takes a train at least a mile to stop so if the conductor can see you its too late to stop

They are way too heavy to stop on short notice.

You've got a POINT there

Trains can pull more weight than an entirely loaded Boeing 787-8. What makes you think it can stop immediately from going 50 mph? It take 1 mile, even more maybe, for it to fully stop. Also, if trains could stop immediately, MOST train incidents wouldn't have happened, the 3 incidents in Cajon Pass for example.

If the crossing arm comes down on your vehicle- Just drive right on through the goddamn thing. Even a broken windshield is better than totalling the car and possibly DEATH,

I've fought a moose and a grizzly. Not that bad. You want scary, try fighting a raccoon.

I'm from the city but same. my entire life i've been taught to say away from moose, especially babies

@@butterchuggins5409 You want an even better fight. Tell my ex she looks fat.

I own a baby moose in my ranch lmao. It's an orphan and we got a permit to keep it.

@Mohamed Nagi 0

That would most certainly be tricky to explain to your parents

Arent we all having

Nobody else said it because it's a retarded comment.

*YOU MADE ME KOOM-*

@@OneTequilaTwoTequila LMFAO those retarded comments aren’t gonna write themselves, are they? But anyhoo! Thanks for making that comment, it literally made my day

@@TaiyoJamRolled and omfg ewww wait wtf do u mean

@@snevet_ Yes it was and those trolling days i think are over

Looks more like One Piece - Luffy blowing himself up into whatever that is called.

lol

Eren as a cat

@@DEEDEE-vl1gy no it is the beast titan

If the cat transform he will be a size of adult.

Nothing on 1..

@@johnlucas6683 The seat is binding.

Click on 3

@God is a stupid idiot F*CKING ASSHOLE BITCH Alright, you have your opinions, nobody is gonna stop you but they sure as hell will get angry. Until they figure out that's exactly what you want.

OH NO

Because then you have a giant angry horse charging at you and moose are great swimmer

My daughter told me that they are over-aggressive and easily cranky. She worked on the Alaskan pipeline, as a environmental tech. She sent a picture of herself, with the two weapons that she was to always keep within quick reach - - - one of the guns was a bit taller than her (she is short).

His cheeks?

@@doubleo2551 you like thinkin about some random dude on youtube pokin elton john in the chops, huh?

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Double self promotors / beggars for subs. A hot streak!

@BPSD DONE!!!

*WOOOOHOOOOOOO*

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@Daily Dose of Bloopers wassup

Derpelican

LOL but sadly he isn't a titan shifter

Or super saiyan

Nah.. he was biting his hand to stop himself from laughing...

Maybe he is an ackerman 😏

Vombat

At this point shes a game coach now

P E R F E C T I O N

My german teacher used discord but now we have to use google meet

@@46896936 oof rip

i wouldnt even skip 1 sec of her class if that was true

@BPSD no

Lol

@BPSD no

@BPSD nah

That cat ateHis Arm like it would eat a chicken wing

Someone should make this into a novel “You okay?” A bystander asked. He did not stop on his path of destruction and continued to slide down the hill aggressively. He was fuelled by rage. He looked to the sky with a mildly annoyed and slightly angry look on his face. The same sky which did not stop him from falling. The same sky which betrayed him and put him in this situation. He hated this sky as much as he hated the snow which he slaughtered along his way.

@@somedude6833 that was a masterpiece dude, bravo

@@somedude6833 Bestseller worthy story

@@somedude6833 🐐

@@somedude6833 bruh

Didn't vannos stop it?

MrBeast did it

N Y'all expected CJ to follow the damn train...

Brawl star ummm

Yh mr beast stopped it

3 is binding

4 is set in what *seems* like a false gate

@@dont9178 sure mate

Because it's spring loaded you can probably just shim it

also way too impractical

Nah i think the wheels got stuck

@@maiku1202 it was a joke my guy

@@dont6439 ok

@@dont6439 ok, cool, I won't

How dumb can one be

Hmmmmm

No no they have a point...

Well yes... but actually... well yes

Oh my gosh you're right

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking ASSHOLE BITCH I see you everywhere😳

hes going feral

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@God is a stupid idiot f*cking ASSHOLE BITCH uh what does that have to do with anything lol

@@surimp7163 Don't bother, I checked his profile just to see what flavor of maniac we're dealing with and it's either a shitty troll or some really, really racist shut in with horrendous grammar. Folks like that can't be reasoned with.

The lizard: FEAR ME!

Nah, it's about time (being early)... if you are early only then you will get more likes.

Not to date. I always mark a good comment though.👍

Yes....I saw your comment and thought "Damn why didn't I write that"

I wanted to write THIS comment.

Damn why didn’t I write this

Such a great idea ❤️❤️

WHO KNOWS

"If I stop petting him, he'll bite me! It's like having a bomb strapped to my lap!" -Bobby Hill

you mean at 1:38

"How many times have I told you sweetie, if you keep doing that, it'll stay that way"

@@Emma-kw1nx lol! I play with neck of my tshirt and my mom says that all the time

That looks like something you would see on an acid trip...

They are actually yawning. You can search it up.

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials.. + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers? + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)

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@@user-ji8ps7jf9y ok, I won’t

69th like boi

So true 😂😂😂

Lol

Yeah

Lol she's the only one happy about it. But this teaching method is effective. The teach and test in one sitting.

@@dont6439 ok

@@myyou7335 and she can get some dollars from dono! Like 2 dollar its enough for some snack

69 likes 😁

Chillin'

Ok

The fact that people come up with ideas amazes me

I know right, it really is amazing

Yea same here but someone could still steal the wheels.

Gonna need the locksmith lawyer on this.

Atleast the ambulance was there

@Mohamed Nagi earn them

Preeeeeetty sure the driver's fired.

Pretty good

@@averagekiwiconsumer9977 happened right next to the hospital 🤣

first reply epic

That’s what I was thinking lol

Ok?

You already said something ok

@@captin_popsicle9374 is this a race or sum?

DØNT RÊAD MY NAME haha

the person above me says the same thing all over again

@@err okay

@@err ok man

Lol

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Nah it's too late now to do this now we got the vaccine

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Just use obs.🧐

LMFAO

@blv satopsp proomtoing stfud on commetbs

Yep

Hey Mario

Protoooo! :D

Lol

Octillary used Ink shot! Enemy's accuracy harshly fell

"the city of arstotzka just exploded because of a nuke attack, luckily no one was harmed because they'all evacuate"

*jazz music stops*

@@kakyoindonut3213 phew

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Ok I am confused, someone on a different video mentioned how "everybody gangsta". I went on to relate how as a younger man, I was able to avoid getting involved with gangs, even though I lived a violent criminal lifestyle. Even then thankfully I didn't live in an environment where everyone was a gangster. I expressed to them my condolences that they live in an environment where everyone is a gangster. But since then, I have seen this kind of comment at least a dozen times. I am starting to think it's some kind of sick trend, that people use when they can't think of something to say on their own. Where I'm from if you lied and claimed you were part of a gang, at the very least you would've been beaten almost to death. Forgive me if I'm wrong but if this is not truthful about you living where everyone is gangster, then you should rethink things, because that's nothing to joke about. I'm saying this because I care, and don't want you saying that in front of the wrong person, it could mean your life!

@@troy9327 nah man you're overthinking it. The phrase everybody gangsta means everybody chill or like everythings okay. It means nothing serious really it just joking about how people or will call the friends homies or gangstas y'know?

@@ioriy I'm sorry, but no, I don't know. Most likely I am older than you, and I grew up dirt poor in a crackhouse in a small town. Everybody seems to think that gangs are only in cities and areas with a bigger population. But I can tell you that's 100% wrong. I knew many gang members, some were even related to me. If you would have said the word gangsta around them as some sort of slang or casual word, and you weren't in a gang, believe me you would have a problem. I am glad I got away from all that, and was able to educate myself by reading many books. I was able to make something of myself, not that I'm rich or anything, but I stay out of debt and the bills get paid, and it's honest money

@@troy9327 its it's not that deep lmao, it's just a meme

Lol

Bruh to that 😂

Bruh

Alge BRA

Bruh momentum

rip truck

Coin

Coin

Let’s go on with our day

@@Sub4CarClips 22 seconds ago?!

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Weaklings

"DO i lOoK likE?"

@Mohamed Nagi silence bot

@Mohamed Nagi Leave and never come back

Mr. Grizzly the grizzly bear needs pets though

Squid has entered the chat

moose+politeness=canadians

Wow racism try not to get offended by this, there’s nothing to be offended by so pls ffs.I thought it was funny personally, guess others didint

they don’t have syrup 24/7. lies.

Noice

Who

She'll get paid higher if she made an only fans account and I'll definitely follow her up🤣🤣🤣

@@Sean-rm9dd 😐

@@Sean-rm9dd smells like simp in here