If I Lose, I Give You My Credit Card

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Жыл бұрын

I'm playing Smash Bros. Ultimate online but whenever I lose, chat votes on things for me to buy.
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@maximeminassian6002 Жыл бұрын

The Queen’s cardboard arriving like 3 days after Elizabeth’s passing was soooo cursed in all the wrong ways

@diegotimon4570 Жыл бұрын

Lol, like Jesus

@TwinBlades1 Жыл бұрын

@SkeleyBones76 Жыл бұрын

ThE gHoSt Of ThE qUeEn!!

@mintmayo7574 Жыл бұрын

LIZZYS IN A BOX IN A BOX IN A BOX! 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

@Goggifier Жыл бұрын

Long live the queen he said

@Vernias Жыл бұрын

Your chat has incredibly good taste with the frame 1 Dark Pit costume

@0yaSumi6908 Жыл бұрын

Hi vernias :)

@FEARTHEDEER12 Жыл бұрын

Indeed

@fiendfi7119 Жыл бұрын

one chatter does at least, the uncultured majority voted no :/

@benio4079 Жыл бұрын

damn a Vernias comment with only 61 likes

@SoapConnoisseur16 Жыл бұрын

Obama pillow was better

@titreynium8115 Жыл бұрын

Little Z looking for every excuse to buy those eggs lmao

@nix6940 Жыл бұрын

Someone definitely stole one too. The package was open and one was missing!

@RAHGOTS Жыл бұрын

@@nix6940 Probably Little Z stole it.

@MadWeegee Жыл бұрын

@@nix6940 Damn deliveryman

@toastr1255 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, as someone who voted no for the eggs I was rather annoyed when he gave them a second and third chance that could've been used on something funnier but I guess he just _really_ wanted them, huh

@nix6940 Жыл бұрын

@@RAHGOTS ...From himself?

@danielferrieri7434 Жыл бұрын

This is more painful than Deadly Spectate

@h.a.c.k.3803 Жыл бұрын

Painful = Enjoyable

@ayskaripepperooni2770 Жыл бұрын

Like you lose you cosplay doesn't exist.

@all-starsilver1835 Жыл бұрын

At least those don't kill his bank account

@ChanceMa Жыл бұрын

@@all-starsilver1835 well not directly

@smash154 Жыл бұрын

Well it's better than Hoppcat beating him on smash bros like he usually does.

@DeaLyst Жыл бұрын

Next time we need to make him buy three actual body pillows so he can actually use the covers

@MrMelonGuy42 Жыл бұрын

true

@Mattbuddy0947 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@cjlite0210 Жыл бұрын

At least he'll have 3 Waifu buddies if Maddie ever leaves him 😅

@gegeblad3507 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@jeffalbus7209 Жыл бұрын

yes

@AnAnonymousPie Жыл бұрын

Watching the streams is the best thing ever, seeing him lose and have chat immediately vote on whether he should buy the cursed smash character body pillow is too funny.

@nikodabos Жыл бұрын

I gotta respect little Z throwing away his wallet for the content.

@danielwisehart5460 Жыл бұрын

the man owns a tesla for playing smash bros

@AJ-lm5dl Жыл бұрын

@@danielwisehart5460 Exactly. The money he spent in the video is chump change.

@imn_fauler6098 Жыл бұрын

Money is pverrated

@danielwisehart5460 Жыл бұрын

@@imn_fauler6098 you ever been hungry my friend?

@RedBloodAura Жыл бұрын

@@danielwisehart5460 he's been hungry for controversy

@mattiketola864 Жыл бұрын

"I'm not gonna use the eggs" Convienietly is already open and only has 5 out of 6 in the box. Okay.

@wttu2960 Жыл бұрын

sus

@zombehnashun Жыл бұрын

I'm hoping that the Amazon driver stole one, but I'm not sure that's much better.

@MrDraconian44 Жыл бұрын

Day 1 of reminding Little Z that he didn't show the Toad costume he bought in "If I Lose, I Give You My Credit Card"

@Wet_sheen Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Contombro Жыл бұрын

I was about to comment that exact thing lmao, btw littleZ if your reading this you have to where it the Hole next vid in the series.

@mechaswool Жыл бұрын

"Stop buying me this [waifu body pillows]" is just asking for chat to make you buy them more

@Enzym3 Жыл бұрын

You know Little Z ended stream and IMMEDIATLY went straight for those 6 eggs

@pokemaster2352 Жыл бұрын

5 actually

@TheBestShirt Жыл бұрын

Someone stole an egg lol

@CoreyT97 Жыл бұрын

@@TheBestShirt He probs used it before the stream lmao 🤣

@gungle2595 Жыл бұрын

For an omelette, right? Right?

@JUMPYCOOL Жыл бұрын

Chat: We need to get Zack a body pillow!

@pouletcosmique6236 Жыл бұрын

Or tenga eggs for using the body pillow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@agentclank8183 Жыл бұрын

Another* body pillow.

@davidcline0809 Жыл бұрын

@@agentclank8183 ho only has the covers

@davidcline0809 Жыл бұрын

*he*

@agentclank8183 Жыл бұрын

@@davidcline0809 Don't know why you replied to me then, it should have been general since everyone is saying body pillow.

@foxbear60 Жыл бұрын

21:37 Z: "The Beat Maker is cancelled." Me: *We know you don't like the eggs.*

@harveyrichardson8826 Жыл бұрын

Zack just wanted the eggs. Let’s be honest

@marioortegosanz1614 Жыл бұрын

He said "give me an egg character, give me Yoshi" and he got Yoshi

@Hoppyhopscotch8556 Жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment this

@salty_slug Жыл бұрын

11:43 "What happened to Pikmin rights?!" Everyone that's played Pikmin: What Pikmin rights?

@smashmikey Жыл бұрын

So this is now just a series… I love it

@CommentPositionInformer Жыл бұрын

Little Z when he gets hit in lag: "It's impossible to parry in this lag!" Little Z when his opponent parries in lag: "Oh, must be so hard to parry when the game is in slow motion!"

@minilopgamer1950 Жыл бұрын

16:50 I was the one who said, it’s official the wheel hates you. I’m so happy my chat comment got into the video.

@bloomerangplays6669 Жыл бұрын

27:43 ok but this part was actually hilarious

@crimsonstormsurge Жыл бұрын

Can we agree this is the best series on his channel. Also do one with the underdogs where each of you have to buy something if u lose

@ArynBacklogDragon Жыл бұрын

Nah, it's good but you lose you cosplay and deadly spectate are better.

@osidiusemphatic3505 Жыл бұрын

It would be better if the actual purchases were more interesting, instead of "make him buy a body pillow cover / plush toy / costume that will appear on screen once and then disappear forever".

@jenniferfisher3255 Жыл бұрын

@@osidiusemphatic3505 yes it is

@cookiemelon3590 Жыл бұрын

The olimar bit had me dying on stream and had me dying in the video, keep it up Zach!

@gianrazon2639 Жыл бұрын

Rest in pepperoni, olimar. It's painfully funny when watching it on stream

@HarryTheRatGod Жыл бұрын

I love this series + Rest in peace bigwinbeer.

@sg2126 Жыл бұрын

@Xaero13 Жыл бұрын

@@sg2126 Director Cogger is BigWinBeer's new name

@sg2126 Жыл бұрын

@@Xaero13 i know that. did he die or something?

@Xaero13 Жыл бұрын

@@sg2126 no

@exit12903 Жыл бұрын

20:09 Bro the fact that someone stole an egg out of the package makes it so much funnier

@Maxwell_Twist Жыл бұрын

Sure, a porch pirate decided to open the package and take a singular egg instead of just taking the entire package and opening it later in a safe location. Whatever you say.

@ThatOneWeirdFlex Жыл бұрын

We all know he tried the egg

@SonicHaXD Жыл бұрын

Your thumbnail is literally "Oh no~ don't make me buy the Bowsette body pillow UwU" XD

@enochtan2098 Жыл бұрын

2:22 petition to make a one hour version of this song

@benjaminu5417 Жыл бұрын

I love how he trusts his chat to chose things

@Tcoaal_is_Peak Жыл бұрын

I don’t think he does

@benjaminu5417 Жыл бұрын

@@Tcoaal_is_Peak now that I think about it chat does make him buy some weird and expensive stuff…never mind (ps can you say hi to the underdogs crew for me hopcat? 😊)

@dreeg1896 Жыл бұрын

Yes, Flare Blitz hits twice. One on contact, and one in an explosion.

@TaleOfTheToaster Жыл бұрын

The best joke is at the very very end omg

@LittleZReal Жыл бұрын

Reminder to always watch until the end of a Little Z video

@ogfuzzy8631 Жыл бұрын

@@LittleZReal Understood, SIR! o7

@gabrielpaulson9347 Жыл бұрын

12:30 Marss’s bloodthirst has become one step closer to satisfaction

@peregrinehawk8363 Жыл бұрын

Bit of context for the falcon match: this was actually his second game of falcon because he was throwing the first one to avoid daily gaming getting screentime because he confused them for gaming time who cheated in blindfold smash.

@G65993 Жыл бұрын

17:43 you know he made that deal because deep down. He wanted those eggs

@loshtrimpo8781 Жыл бұрын

17:18 I have never witnessed so much rage towards Olimar yet I completely agree

@Matpit18 Жыл бұрын

Can’t believe chat turned down that Dark Pit cosplay. That person was just trying to buy Little Z some cosplays for the next YLYC so that he doesn’t have to. They were just trying to do a nice thing.

@Condor42 Жыл бұрын

Zach drinking: my wife left and took the kids The cup: no johns

@jefferydavidson5347 Жыл бұрын

12:30 “OLIMAR’S F**KING DEAD!” -Little Z, 2022

@DefNotStarscream Жыл бұрын

That Olimar torture is worst when Alpha flushed him into the toilet.

@andreaalexander1407 Жыл бұрын

Next time, we must all remember to make him buy more tiny cat costumes for his cats

@appapp-yd2mu Жыл бұрын

12:20 that was Marss's favorite part

@bandcshow11d6 Жыл бұрын

Chode blown by toad. I’m almost died laughing

@connorheintz1624 Жыл бұрын

Been watching your vids for a very long time Z, gotta say this editing was some top tier comedy. Well done! Keep up the great work :)

@TheLegend-jr9ng Жыл бұрын

I collect amiibos and watching that olimar die was the most painful thing ever

@jessruna2923 Жыл бұрын

i feel your pain

@SJMan2022 Жыл бұрын

I love watching these videos where Little Z loses money on pointless junk

@tomascrosson7111 Жыл бұрын

6:56 is why Little Z is one of my favourite youtubers.

@zombeef3074 Жыл бұрын

“How about you let me enjoy myself??” He asks as Peach is beating him so he can buy the self satisfaction eggs. Oh the irony

@smash154 Жыл бұрын

I am glad you are feeling better Little z and In good health.

@johnstarinieri7360 Жыл бұрын

The segment after the Olimar game was giving me Riddler from The Batman vibes

@dynamiterobin7875 Жыл бұрын

12:26 Olimar mains will remember that

@Creeper0224 Жыл бұрын

Never better timing for the Queen Elizabeth II standee lmao

@xHaskor Жыл бұрын

Little Z really knows how to make me click on a video

@ubi0477 Жыл бұрын

Amen brother

@GaymezFrangler Жыл бұрын

y'all need jesus

@MadWeegee Жыл бұрын

🤨📸

@Alpinoob5555 Жыл бұрын

Imagine little z goes to a dinosaur museum in the dinosaur costume😂

@flyingcatoflol4507 Жыл бұрын

20:55 little z kills the queen with piano

@byrontheusurper6505 Жыл бұрын

12:00 this is the alpharad toiletsaga all over again

@venis1335 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, this is gonna go just as great as last tome

@clydefroge9316 Жыл бұрын

There's about 80 characters in this game and he thinks about 10 of them are cool and yet he is still surprised when he only gets lame characters

@tabub.xavier7142 Жыл бұрын

"I already have 2 body pillows!" Me, with 6 of them, thriving....yet alone. Hahaha

@Pokewold449 Жыл бұрын

24:05 “Good things come in small packages” “So like your nutsack/red rocket”🚀🥜😂

@lorrainero6822 Жыл бұрын

As a owner of piranha plant slippers I would say they’re great

@superthunder5041 Жыл бұрын

Little Z is just giving everything of his away for us nowadays, I'd love to advocate for everytime Little Z loses he gives us one of his vital organs. I call his kidney.

@avaboaudione Жыл бұрын

I enjoyed seeing you being humiliated by the hand that feeds you. Subscribed immediately.

@theburgersystem126 Жыл бұрын

Watching Little Z destroy his Olimar Amiibo on stream was the most glorious/terrifying thing I had seen in a while.

@nathanwharton2420 Жыл бұрын

3:58 who is this BigWinBeer fellow? I vaguely remember someone with that name, but he died a couple years ago. I think might play a bit of Duck Hunt though...

@LuigiFan77 Жыл бұрын

It's Cogger

@addisonqi8133 Жыл бұрын

Respect to little Z spending his money on body pillows for content

@grantclonan5044 Жыл бұрын

20:01 "well this package has already been opened" *sees what it is* 🤨

@caedmonherodofficial Жыл бұрын

14:52 Nice to Syu Ryu!

@Alpinoob5555 Жыл бұрын

Hey little z, I loved the stream and would love to see more of these vids man Ps: rip z’s wallet

@The_Estrodjinn Жыл бұрын

Let’s look at the everything we know about the eggs. 1 he did it two extra times after realizing what they were. 2 the package when he received it was already open . 3 when he saw them there was one missing. Not saying anything but a little suspicious.

@LeoIsDIO Жыл бұрын

Something about Maddie specifically holding up the Bowsette pillow seems... Deeply unsettling.

@jaylenney Жыл бұрын

Rip Olimar amiibo, he'll be missed 2022 - 2022

@CharlotteNarukami Жыл бұрын

I LOVE this little series

@milesredgate4596 Жыл бұрын

@4:00 little Z out here dead-naming his friends.

@iswiftyfox8997 Жыл бұрын

19:42 this is so underrated

@jefferydavidson5347 Жыл бұрын

The timing with the Queen 💀💀💀

@Omeg1 Жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna have to ban body pillows next time" poor Little Z has dementia

@Cgreen123 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely fantastic editing from the editor!

@mr.gamewatch6165 Жыл бұрын

That Olimar amiibo didn't deserve its destruction

@adrian7872 7 ай бұрын

Dude Z I love your content and I couldn’t stop laughing at the olimar part😂😂😂

@juancamilocifuentes7405 Жыл бұрын

I really appreciate the editor holy shit the edits make me laugh so much. I also cracked up when he hit the queen.

@kingnik6219 Жыл бұрын

"The handle bars go on the handle bars." -Little Z 2022

@mlg_slayer18thegreat60 Жыл бұрын

The gaster noise is used three times in this video lmao

@uBerard Жыл бұрын

i want to see more of Maddi's reactions to the stuff you buy during these videos, especially all the pillow covers

@Maxwell_Twist Жыл бұрын

I want to see Maddi's reaction to finding out that Z's new slippers are supposed to be hers. The only reason most of us said yes was because he said they would be the present for Maddi.

@Rwixen Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO I am playing Dragon Ball Z Kakarot and when he pulled out the supreme drip jacket, Goku said "We have a keeper" JAJAJAJA SUCH GREAT TIMING

@WaluigiWahrrior Жыл бұрын

"Sometimes you gotta bring out the lameness to win" -Little Z, 2022

@kingnik6219 Жыл бұрын

YOU LOSE YOU COSPLAY CONFIRMED! One of my favorite little z vids. Now I'm waiting for squad strike themed teams!

@its0verdr1ve Жыл бұрын

"Long live the Queen" *Queen dies* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

@zombehnashun Жыл бұрын

Y'know, I imagine it gets lonely being an Amazon Driver, so I'm giving Little Z the benefit of the doubt and I say that a very lonely Amazon driver couldn't help himself and took one of the eggs.

@JamesWilliams-rp4ll Жыл бұрын

The most cursed Little Z video ever, I'm recovering from COVID and this just sent me back to the start of my isolation period with how much I wheezed

@cameronbird8327 Жыл бұрын

7:00 … he did not say that. hahahaha

@dantheman_cunningham Жыл бұрын

12:30 Fun isn't something I consider when watching Olimar. But this, does bring a smile to my face.

@JosepiThe13th Жыл бұрын

Little Z you should totally put that Pyra body pillow up for auction. Not for any particular reason tho.

@agentclank8183 Жыл бұрын

1:34 You bring shame to Steve Irwin.

@LimeLoaf Жыл бұрын

1:28 I actually have that exact plushie and my cat sleeps with it

@NightFreeze9128 Жыл бұрын

shoutout to "cut that editor" in chat at 7:06 LMAOOO

@rodenjaldinhartsough5739 Жыл бұрын

You ever just see a find 4 saint seiya for a moment to get a good shot. Me too. I’m not going on a trip yet I think we should do that for you and your dad to see if we could do that and we could do it at home.