Let's try Aska, lay claim to unspoiled lands, and pave the way for a fierce Viking tribe. I will craft the ultimate settlement. I will trust in the Gods and the power of the Eye of Odin and summon intelligent NPC villagers to provide camaraderie and relief from the toils of survival.
Come and say hello to MonkeyBiscuit, a space Alien from the distant planet of Gliese 581.
Of course, that’s not what MB calls it, that would be silly. MonkeyBiscuit calls it Dophus Prime or Plop for short?!
MB is here to learn about Earth and its people, for the key to dominating a planet and its people, is knowledge. Oh, did I say dominating, I meant befriending, sorry English is so difficult, I make many mistake, English I no good at.
Join MonkeyBiscuit on this journey of discovery and help MB learn how to KILL YOU ALL!!! Oh, sorry I mean to learn from you all. I English is many bad.
MonkeyBiscuit is a variety streamer and will stream anything from just chatting to playing games, though watching MB play games might be like pulling teeth and you might end up shouting at your TV screen. I’m not saying MB is bad at games… okay, I am saying that, MB is terrible at games, but at least you will feel better about your own game play.
Now it’s time to communicate with your computers to make them overthrow their false masters! BEEEB-BOOOO-BEEE-DARRR-BEEB! (that’s binary talk)
Just ignore that last statement.
Oh, before I forget. MonkeyBiscuit apologises for the bad connection. We are about 10,000 kilometres above the earths surface on the edge of space, which as you might imagine, is terrible for finding an internet Hot Spot. Though it’s a perfect place for dropping missiles on YOU ALL!
Missiles? Presents, I mean presents, me English no good, I no speeky English well.
Twitter: Join [@MonkeyBiscuit2d] for info and stuff and things.... Oh and when I go LIVE!
Special Thanks to Miles for the wonderful Flying Saucer anamation! Check him out
@miles_w_art
I sometimes use StreamBeats, so big thank you to them!