Uno fuckin reverse card pulled

Yeah it shows the true beauty of shitsec: a rat running away as a coward

I’ll never forget vg station, seeing a guy beat himself into crit then mindswap me lmao

He also had massive bloodloss. Bloodloss not only sneaks up on you, but it's such a bitch to fix if you don't have access to a blood bag or a ton of iron.

@@Chaooo Dont the emergency Epi pens contain coagulants thoe? granted, he didnt spawn in with one in this case.

@@random_dude9052 That will only slow the bleeding, not fully stop it unless the cuts are classified as "moderate" or "severe". Cuts classified as "critical" will always bleed and require surgery to mend. The problem I was describing also isn't bloodloss specifically, it's the effects of low blood supply. Blood regenerates very slowly, which is why you need access to Medbay's blood packs, or consume Iron to speed up the slow regeneration somewhat. It's one of the most annoying root causes for surgeons to fix because once you run out of bloodpacks, you're kinda S.O.L. for speedy recoveries (saline from the chemists helps immensely, which is why I always dash to the chem dispensers to make a ton). It's also annoying because it's very, very easy for novice surgeons to miss as being the root cause of someone's medical problems, and I've had a lot of people come back to Medbay (or people you just revived immediately die suddenly over and over) because their surgeon didn't see that the issue was bloodloss.

What the seccie was supposed to do other than letting him go

Guy saw a theff in front of him and didnt arrest, what

is killing wizards valid hunting tho?

@@maxmeinert3203 it is if you dont know theyre wizard lmao. ONe of those fuckers saw him with a sec closet and jsut screams "HERETIC" like bruh

@@Ryanfinder226 valid hunting for sure, they tried to kill him for just stealing shit. You're meant to ARREST them if they're caught stealing. KoS is only allowed if there is conclusive proof he's a wizard. He used no spells, no one caught him shapeshifting. The validhunters shoulda been banned for this m8.

@@LordOfGilneas Hell even then as a non-seccie you probably shouldnt even be arresting nerds anyway, but eh, im not sure how lax terry is in regards to that.

@@skyethemin4922 validhunters be validhunters man, no stopping em.

Bruh Same Stealth antags are the best it always has that surprise edge, ya never feel "AUGH CHEAP", ya just go "Damn he got me good"

Thus why it is both good and sad that they nerfed tele

@@some_guy117 How did they nerf it?

@@ephemoth they indirectly nerfed it by removing X-Ray mutation.

@@changeling5984 Oh, that. Yeah, that sucks.

@@ephemoth not that it fucking matter cause tele has some uses which dont depend on X-Ray (nerf was unnecessary tho)

Not yet!

They actually used Madness Combat music in one of their videos. I do wonder if there's some overlap...

exactly what it reminded me of lol

Could he have mindswapped again to stay alive?

@@brennanlawson6108 ye, if he didnt get charfe and bind soul he couldve also got bind soul, a horcrux basically if you watched or read harry potter lol

@@brandrcjcorbin5397 That's pretty awesome

Problem of sec is because of how long it takes to write what you want to say and you can't both talk and move at the same time, you'll always be forced to shoot first, ask questions later. Don't pick on them for it, at least as long as they're trying to cause as little harm as possible while arresting you, outside of some roleplay-centric servers few antags are willing to play coy for the time to at least let the officer play his part and try to surprise-handcuff them before it goes to chasing.

@@cdgonepotatoes4219 Gonna be hohest i love epic speeches so i always write a huge dialogue dump and when i am about to do it i annonce it like an idiot. Example:I am sorry security but i afraid we are past negotiation here. Time to die *Pulls out light saber*

@Space Vatnik I actually almost never play sec because I don't enjoy the facts I wrote in that comment. The few times I played as sec I often played dumb and friendly on the suspects reported and eventually when the HoS gave the go I snuck in my baton between lines, even swapped out to more friendly colours in servers where they have the blue sec uniform. Of course most of the times when station ending threats were on station I was among the first to buckle over, partly because I'm not really robust but mostly due to me freezing up and trying to understand who exactly among the mass of writhing pixels is the valid and who would get me lynched to no end if I accidentally hit, at which point I'm already bleeding out. The only times I truly had fun as a sec officer were: 1. During a traitor round, when I befriended the chaplain who just so happened to be the traitor and I used his trust to try and cuff him on the spot while talking to him, while a buddy was guarding the hallway in case he escaped, which he did and didn't last for more than 5 seconds. I read his rights and all, I really felt like I was playing as a security officer; 2. In a colony/solar flare event when I managed to keep the peace among the chaos stopping two from going at each other, a greytider putting walls where they weren't supposed to put walls in the 1-wide corridors of the mining station and lastly pushed back the ashwalkers when they decided to start stabbing after applying some riot control, which was the only time I felt the riot shield was in any way useful. My lowest point in valid hunting was when I was acting captain in a nosec lowpop round. A traitor was running around in maint causing trouble and my only source of information was a very annoying and unreliable AI, I went on a wild goose chase for them while going on loose information which ended with two wrongful arrests, one of them dying, because tiders have no concept of staying out of maint when someone's setting it on fire and using the same place to run and hide away. The AI, apparently a regular on the station, shifted blame entirely on me despite my trusting the descriptions it provided and locking down the areas it told me to check and the entire station kept on lynching me in common until the shuttle was called and promptly bombed because I stopped caring. That round is one of the events which eventually had me go on a long and still ongoing break, it only comes rarely for me to have fun and the only jobs which offer a different experience each time like sec are twice more likely to discourage you further than to offer you some entertainment.

@UCD77hCqTqPOogHQL8P_F9zA yep. It doesn't help that ppl already want to treat you like the bad guy just by association. Was playing a sec game were the HOS told us to patrol in pairs, kid I paired with was a little bit shit sec and new. Went to hamboning some assistants for no reason, I don't remember why exactly but the reason definitely wasn't a good one. While I'm trying to calm everyone down and stop them, pulling and only stun batoning them when they push the rookie down and take his stun gun; they attack me, steal my shit and fuck off to maints. We actually manage do do our job, actually stoping all the antags admins sic on us, and in the global ooc have the shitters talking shit on us. Told him I was trying to stop the fight in general and he just goes "huh really?". Ppl just want to treat the game like GTA in some servers and there's nothing you can do. My only advice is to either get more robust, I'm planning on maining miner for a while myself, or just play goon. Players tend to be a bit more obliging from what I've seen, plus you can give ppl swirlies and it's a lot more rp oriented without being hrp. So that's epic.

@@cdgonepotatoes4219 Friendly tag in case you didn't see Construct's reply, looks like KZfaq goofed out with that tag.

He was playing it safe and it paid off (mostly).

It's the library, people come in there at the least appropriate moments so he played it well

He wanted to roleplay as an assistant for as long as possible as his gimmick

Me too. Old games be OST be like this

I planned to bind Spare ID with it. Charge cos got some points left and I didnt know what else robeless/stealthy to get.

@@LivrahYT I was wondering if you could have saved your points on Instant Summons and Charge so you could buy Bind Soul with it and bind to something innocuous once you got found out. Maybe when you revive, you can mind swap with one of the other crew members to cause even more confusion among the mayhem.

@@Chaooo Good idea

@@LivrahYT You put points into upgrading your spells, right? You can greatly reduce the cooldown on your spells by spending extra points on them. If you did that already, my bad for not noticing.

@@carlodagunz Shh, you're talking to the legend himself. Also, upgrading spells isn't worth it most of the time, maybe +1 to your main damage spell, but that's about it. Having more spells at your disposal has way more value than a small 5s-10s CD decrease.

Translation: Sync of music and fireball on 22:20 separately pleased

if only it was as fun as these videos make it out to be

@@thenippleextractor Depends on the round. Sometimes it's chill, sometimes it's frustrating, and rarely- it's absolute gold.

@@grimkahn3775 For real. Im pretty new to playing, but we had a legendary Highlander round.

Getting hit with a launched locker can lock you into it.

Turns out the Warden had "Skittish" quirk, allows to hide into lockers on the fly.

@@LivrahYT Didn't know quirks were kept with mind transfer. Imagine if you transfer into someone with a ton of bad traits.

@@Zorro9129 or a blind deaf cripple wizard that uses mind swap lmao

They saw heretic rune in maint and started roleplaying Scooby Doo team.

@@LivrahYT Dammit Shaggy, for the last time: No, heretics do not use sec lockers to put shitsec curses on the station.

Those are applied by default

They sensed the evil in him.

@@Zantetsu13 to be honest the blade is already so robust, just hide it in a personal locker(locked cause I said locker not unlocker) when you are using it, and also hide your other gear.

Yeah, but they would have to shapeshift into a mouse, then mind-swap. Otherwise the victim would just beat you to dead on your new body.

Mindswap stuns you for 30 seconds.

Indeed

What if you took cyanide or a bunch of meth before you mind swap

@@superheroinreallife Victim also gets stunned so no.

yell help and hope they AI tells everyone one where you are or help locati- oh im dead due to typing and not moving

The fucking cat boy said in coms two times "help" but bar is shorter then help so they could have say "help" "bar".

@@Tathanic my boy stunned on his back he aint moving anywhere

true..

"Help!!" is a perfectly fine substitute for people who are slow at typing in a panicked state. Now, people still deadass call out "Help" and don't have their suit sensors set to max...

They reveal your position

There was a public DNA injector station out in the middle of the hallway, so I wouldn't doubt it if people had access to Thermal Vision.

I think due cold atmos, mouse has little hp.

They had low blood and when they turned into a mouse, which has very low hp, they instantly died.

You should try making your own videos

Copyrights.

@@LivrahYT dis really sux. Thought to revisit it and boom :C Can't have shit in Detroit

Turns out the Warden had "Skittish" quirk, allows to hide into lockers on the fly.

​@@LivrahYT what? that's overpowered as hell...

@@lintycarcass Skittish -2 Ctrl-shift-clicking on a locker will, if you can open it, cause you to jump in and lock the door behind you.

Repeatedly throwing a spear and picking it back up

Yep

After IDs rework its in the safe at bridge.

probably london, judging by my minecraft playing days

I chose only robeless spells

Forgot to mention! /tg/, Terry.