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Liz Phair has provided my family with much of the soundtrack to our lives. My mom and sister and cousins and friends would all get so excited every time her songs came on. We saw her play in montreal not too long ago and I couldn't help but feel she was very entertained by mom sister, mother and me dancing and singing right up at the front to each song with the biggest smiles on our faces. She is the coolest. I would absolutely love my mind if I got to meet her.

"don't ask them. thats harrasment!" 😂😂😂

That ending conversation was straight hilarious

Normally Nikki's voice overpowers Anya's but here you can tell that she recognizes how much Liz Phair means to Anya so she more patient and supportive when Anya talks, which is really cool to see

Don’t be ashamed of saying you want a boyfriend. Everyone (mostly) wants to be with a significant other. You’re just being honest, which a great quality that a lot of/most people don’t have these days.

Half the work women do "prepping" is for men, the other half is to impress and/or avoid catty remarks from other females.

I used to get Liz Phair confused with Lilith Fair. I called it "Lez Fair" in my mind.

"I'm still clocking men." Fair is fair.

She looks basically the same as she did 20 yrs ago.

This was so deep. I really hope you all get the love you deserve. I am sorry for your pain. I wasn't a hook up type of dude, well maybe one summer at Penn State. But I was a person that would just move on when my mind was in that place. I didn't do that well. This was was even more insightful to me. I appreciate you all for that.

exile in guyville is EVERYTHING

We play guitar in our spare time. Getting ready to go out or even perform takes 3 minutes.

At least Nikki admitted it "I chose my career over a man."

27:35 funniest reaction

Staahhp It Nikki. I appreciate your candor but you've got to observe yourself from the perspective of the guys you're trying to attract & no self respecting man who's also gorgeous & successful(your standards)will be interested in being the boyfriend to someone who's been documenting her desperation publicly across all platforms. It cheapens the whole process of falling in love organically. We all want to feel like the chosen one, not just the one who was chosen. You can't give away what you don't have & a (wo)man won't feel confident with someone who's not feeling confident with themselves. It's more complimentary to win the affection of someone who is so satisfied with their own company that if you manage to jumpstart their dating interest, it must mean you're exceptional. Feelings are assholes, I know but you're inadvertently hurting your own feelings going about things this way. Stop breaking your own heart. Ugh I'm disgusted with all my bumper sticker philosophy but you're worth my momentary self-cringiness 🙃

They still go after the good looking guy, who have all the options, so the guys won’t commit. They don’t want the secondary non hot guys, who also want a relationship.

Jesus. Liz Phair. I have been a big fan for 26 years now.

Is that what makes it a sugar cookie?? Dip dip!!

Liz Phair seems really cool. I would not be surprised at all if she was a Midwest gal. She just has that vibe.

We usually Video Game during that time...

Love ya Nikki! You’re awesome

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"I'm not really emotionally available, and you will always -- I mean ALWAYS -- have to take a back seat to me and my career ambitions, but won't you be my boyfriend? I really want a boyfriend. Wow, saying that feels SO empowering." (Eye roll.)

This was the ABSOLUTE BEST 🔥 one of these episodes I've seen! So happy for Anya! You couldn't wipe the smile from my face. Love it! #thecoolchics

I'm getting physical vines of Olivia Newton John.

I'm looking for this larry david style relationship too. House with two master suites, I just can't sleep well with heavy breathing next to me.

By their own admission, women dress for other women (not for men), yet they resent men for not having to go through all that. It's not our fault we're not as neurotic as you. Just take decent care of yourself and men will see your beauty--no matter what you wear, trust me. Don't bring us into your gender's neurosis! 😁

You need to have Matthew Hussey on the show.

When Comedy Central decides to upload 50000000 videos at once

Liz has a handle on timeless. She has a interestingly infrequent aspect when watching her. Sort of spellbinding. How unusual.

Liz Phair is such an attractive person, in all ways imaginable.

Liz and Nikki: two of my favorites. gg.

SNL every time. Love that Nikki.

I'd definitely be Nikki's boyfriend. I'm not making an app.

I really appreciate that they traded pubic hair removal tips

Lighters up ladies! Panties down! 👅

Every guy has a "drop everything girl" A woman, that if he met her, he would drop everything. The trouble is a match-up of perception and value on both sides, man and woman. Any human would do better by just increasing personal value rather than being entitled.

Nikki deserves a man who will kindly rule her world.

Actually. What we do with all those extra hours, generally speaking, is work that doesn’t involve ourselves. Basically. Making sure there’s enough money in the account so the Mrs can get her nails done and her crotch waxed 😂🤣

I love how these women are complaining about wanting boyfriends when they have all the power. Most men don't want women that are older and or sleep around. It's just the facts. It's not men's fault, it's women's.

Psst, men don't care about pubic hair, this is another example of women trying to look good for other women. The friction a little bit downstairs hairs provide is worth more than the waxing pain could ever hope to resolve.

well as a man I personally don't really care that women should look good with all the makeup and nails and stuff like that all the time, and also I don't think they should ...

When liz is in a room it's the only person that gets my attention

He wouldn't give you the time of day honey.

Lols Anya just said livening in a world dominated by men as if there has never been any successful women in the music or entertainment industry please that’s absurd

jenny lewis is straight up brillant.

The solution "The Passion Trap: How to Right an Unbalanced Relationships" Dean Delis and Cassandra Phillips

She can't find a boyfriend because unicorns don't exist.

Don't sell us your beauty and then complain. Bette Miller and Bonnie Raitt did not sell us beauty, they used talent.

Can't this crew ever shut up, stop making everything all about them, and let Liz talk???

Nikki, first of all, you should absolutely have a boyfriend. I recently discovered you, and have become a huge fan of your work. Between your stand-up, your talk show appearances, and You Up, I have now sat in on untold hours of you talking about mostly men and relationships. And that is so cool. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it and enjoy it. I love the boundaries you're pushing, and the way you do that. I share your passion for exposing the absurdities embedded in human nature and culture. A more tangled web, you will never find. Plus, you are fucking funny! BTW, I'm also from St. Louis, and I'm sure that's part of my attraction to you; the fact that we grew up in the exact same cultural location. It just makes me comfortable with you. However, as a guy, this whole episode was both fascinating and disturbing at the same time. That has become an all too familiar set of conflicted feelings, when listening to women talk about men and relationships. I am a man who has felt compelled by events in my own life, and also by the constant and dramatic American cultural evolution which has taken place over the course of my entire life, to really put a lot of thought and time into coming to grips with all of it. Long story short, it's all my mother's fault. Just kidding, of course. But she was one of the women who, in 1968, up-ended American culture from a whole new angle by actually acting on their shared impulse to break free of the status quo. There was a lot of collateral damage, as there always is in any revolution. I think that's a dimension of this episode's discussion where you will find clues to some of the answers you seek. I'd love to discuss it with you.

Very, touching episode. Surprised by how moving this was. Eric Trump, is driving the vagina. I think that says it all. The worlds about to end. Nikki, you should make that Liz Phair , song your anthem. You have a Puxxy, don’t be one. Not when sooo many admire you for your courage.

Wait this is the chick from the Cherdly’s vlogs major respect

I desperately want a girlfriend. This was the most fascinating conversation I've heard in many years. I'm a scientist. I never meet anyone new. How does anyone find someone?

My closest friends have always been women, and i've noticed, no one judges other females more than other females... cant blame guys for everything right?

27:35 what`s a tane?

This makes me so sad. What these women desire can only be fulfilled by Jesus Christ. If they really want a good man, they need to find a God-Fearing, Christ-loving man.

Nikki 🔥🔥🔥

who's the girl who ate a beehive

If you want a boyfriend and he says he doesn’t want to be one; time for a new guy ☺️

Yes puddle boy!

Andrew is funny

I don’t get how NG doesn’t have a boyfriend...

I think It's not that deep, but yet it is, her body wants a boyfriend, the biology is deep.

Four things, one, get some goddamn sun ladies, contrary to your belief, it's GOOD for you, two, stop removing your pubic hair, trim it, its nice, it's designed to be there for many reasons, BOOM, just gave you more time, third, women want to be dominated by a man, whom they highly RESPECT, four, the ending, yes, there can actually be things your brain wants you to say that it's best to just hear INSIDE your head, leave em' there. five, Nikki is just too adorable.

Lasering for guys? That’s the opposite of feminism

Hi Nikki I’m Nikki

getting pretty tiresome hearing women whine about makeup. nobody makes you wear makeup. even as you said, its the women who pointed out your makeuplessness. you do not need to wear makeup. if a man showed up at a show wearing makeup, the audience would be mildly surprised if he wasnt wearing it next time. if a woman showed up at a show wearing makeup, the audience would be mildly surprised if she wasnt wearing it next time. if you dont wear makeup the first time, nobody expects it the next time either.

Every time I see Andrew I can’t believe how handsome he is.

I just love hannah berner

Listening to Nikkie from this and mostly other times she speaks you can know that They want a man as rich as them and works as much, but then want him to not be working and have time for them anytime they're around, but then they dont want him to have a big ego that you would get from being a big shot, but they want him to have confidence but you can only get that kind of confidence without the ego by him being more humble. These combos arent found where they would look

So much Redpill content here it's insane. "Lady" by Roosh V is the one book these women need to read or go to Costco get the 15lb bag of catnip along with the 2 dozen cats. Absolutely love Nikki but it seems, like most women, she hasn't taken the time to really understand men and what we value in future wives.

She mentioned something Trump. That will definitely make headlines lol

Nikki, you have time for a gossipy podcast, you have time to find a boyfriend.

Damn. I could tell all the fake laughs from these unfunny people other than Nikki but even she is only funny with her 'my vagina' jokes

Never heard of this lady til now.. boring next.

Nikki here is a tip on how to get a boyfriend. If you stop sleeping around that would help since there are still some guys not looking for a one nighter, but a LTR like I am. Good luck in your search, I hope we both find what we are looking for.

Its funny how they think maintenance is so hard, when its just girls talking to girls who notice it. Guys compliment you not because we care, its because you care if we do. So don't put that on us.

There's so much wrong about this podcast that I almost don't know where to start... First off please stop making excuses and to blame men for all your problems, we don't care about makeup, we don't care about your hair, we don't like to wait 2 hours for you to get ready to leave the house, and foremost we are not the ones judging you for looks. Any magazine, internet blog/vlog/journal, TV-show or anything doing that is specifically designed towards female audiences. You call yourselves feminists when in fact you act like misandrists. Take Nikki for instance, she only wants a super hot guy that also makes a lot o cash and is open for relationship. Please know your value... check out the girls a dude with that profile can get (it's 9s and 10s) and that is definitely not Nikki-territory - and then add her emotional baggage to this equasion. She just makes men responsible for her misery while she is fishing in the wrong tank. And she compares her looks to Liz? C'mon Nikki, if you were a guy she'd be soooo way out of your league... Then hear what Liz has to say. So she dated a guy that clearly told her that he was *NOT OPEN FOR RELATIONSHIP* and still she tries to make it his fault it didn't end up in a relationship? - like WTF dude??? And she wants somebody to be on-call when she needs it but stays out of her sight the rest of the time - she doesn't need a man, she wants a dog and a sex-toy.

Lot of incels in this comments section.

God I love this... Like any of them are forced at gunpoint to put on makeup and look good. Cry more, four of the most privileged people on the planet

where are there husband's?

First!!! Biatchoooossssss

If only one person talked at a time and not over each other I could tell what’s going on

Eric trump could catch these lips

Good stuff, ladies. I can dig it, though some of us love real gals, so there is some hope. Resist the Patriarchy.