Seriously 😂😂

yeah cause palpatine had such a rich backstory when the original trilogy came out oh wait

@@shameerkhan8347 He did actually, in the books, original stories.

@@shameerkhan8347 the story had just begun , tfa and tlj are SEQUELS so if the previous movies ended with the empire defeated we need to know where this powerful important villain that turned such an important character like kilo ren to the dark side came from , also the backstory of palpatine was AT LEAST explained in the first novelization of the first star wars movie in 1977 , and i don't know you , but i think that the name "emperor palpatine, evil emperor of the empire that rules the galaxy" was far more "auto explaining" than the " the mysterious supreme leader of the first order, a militar organization from the unknow regions" . Please don't copy the arguments that Rian Johnson invents on Twitter to justify his mistakes.

@@dedge8060 well most fans of the original trilogy didn't even read the books

and also Fred from "Lost Highway"

I literally JUST realized it before reading your comment. Bizarre, as I saw both this and ID decades ago...

Pullman is a well known Comedian Character Actor. Look him up, he just doesn't do just drama.

Lord Helmet is also the dad from "honey I shrunk the kids"

I literally just commented the this on an Indpendence Day video I watched right before

As much as it's funny... The next line makes it badass "Absolutely Nothing, which is what about you to become"

I also love how it could just be condensed to “your cousin’s former roommate”

@@jameshubbardr Nope. It can be condensed to "your former roommate" proof: Your father's brother is your uncle You would assume that there's only the two, and thus you are the nephew, but if we assume that your father has TWO brothers, it can mean your cousin, too You are your own cousin: Thus, Dark Helmet is Lone Star's former roommate. If you think of it like that, it makes the scene way funnier.

@@ABluesColour Oh I'm aware that it could potentially make them roommates too I was just going off the assumption I don't know how many brothers, etc there are. But it is funnier like that, you're right

@@jameshubbardr Yeah, and I figure, concidering what kind of movie it is, Mel Brooks probably intended for it to mean that.

K Buckets nice

"Now let's see how well you handle it"

"The schwartz was is in you lonestar"

"Sh*t hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted" 1:50

@@catasaurus5748 (LENNY FACE)

because mel brooks is and was a parody genius back then.

+Twoofer Derper Oh, shit. there goes the planet.

+Twoofer Derper It had better be titled "The Search for More Money".

+Reubenofthedead Here's some parody characters of Spaceballs: The Schwartz Awakens Supernova: Rey Kirt=Finn Dawn=Poe Dameron (female) Spot 13=BB-8 Lord Gyro Hat/Princess Veronica=Kylo Ren/Ben Solo (female)

+Reubenofthedead The last time I checked, Mell Brooks decided to name the movie Space Balls 2: The Search for More Money so they will be going with that name, and of course the movie will be done by Mell Brooks himself, so there is a chance of havin' a REAL satire in this decade.

lol i love how u can tell that the actor is clearly his stunt double.

That line is so stupid and so simple, but yeah it just works so well

Not bad lone star too bad this is not the olympics

If this came out after spider man (2002) i would be saying they were in spired by that but spaceballs came out in 1987 so that sucks

people who think this is a good line are fking retards. The line is a retard test so people kno which one of their friends is a low IQ piece of shit

Good idea. They'll be less disapointed that way. 😂

That would be an improvement tbh

Space balls 3: The Schwartz Awakens

This is much better than the new trilogy

good

Ackbar: It's a trap

Oh god not this shit again

Nobody: German Barbecues:

Jeez man 🤣🤣🤣😭

That's even better

Pain lol unless his uncle had more than one nephew, that could mean he is lonestars former room mate

Umm.. no, if he had only one nephew, then Helmet would be lonestar's cousin's former room mate.

Pain Which is what you are about to become!

Basically, helmet is either lonestar's former roommate, the former roommate of one of lonestar's siblings, or the former roommate of one of lonestar's cousins.

XD

I mean why did the stormtroopers wear helmets then?...

+Thenot Jam for protection but kylo ren has a lightsaber

+walter0bz Kylo Ren takes his mask off because almost no actor in modern cinema will play a role where their face is covered as that limits their marketability.

+Yonkage interesting theory, but I doubt he would have had enough clout to change the scenario. If the director/writers demanded an authentic looking *masked* sithlord, they'd have got a themselves a damn authentic masked sithlord. Actors even play CG characters these days.

walter0bz Well, an actor knows almost exactly what the role is going to be before he chooses to take it. They would likely have had to settle for a no-name actor if they wanted to keep the mask on all the time.

Well, at least Skroob protected it with lasers. Not that it did him any good, LOL...

They clearly took Doof 101

Yeah that guys has a LOT of sleep anxiety

imagine they're hanging out watching a movie something, and then one of them falls back out of their chair onto the button and they're all like "well f***, we're screwed."

And don't push it unless you really, really mean it. 🤣

I know it's dumb

Same

Same

Ikr

Ah yeah, another "YT recommendations comment" that is spamming comment section

Really true

The west is being ruined in many different ways right now because people are so scared to offend anybody nowadays so yea good is being very dumb right now.

Forgot the Ir in front of that xD

@Obi-Wan Kenobi robbing the bank is also being dumb

Only in that universe as the good guys act like idiots.

sophia kennett Rogue One: A Spaceballs Story

Like Rey's parentage.

I swear that line will forever be hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂

And thus you attract cringy roleplayers

Wise wisdom

OK. And?

@@arkle519 Snoke was literally in as a character for like 14 mins in total and died so quick

@@arkle519 it’s just beating the dead horse that is last Jedi

you can shorten that to "im your former roomate"

@@neo1754 You mean his cousin’s former roommate?

+Royann Greenwood "The Map to Yogurt. You're going to give it to the Order of of the Family Jewels."

It'll be called Spaceball 2 Here's the cast Bill Pullman as Captain Lone Starr John Goodman as Barf Daphne Zuniga as General Vespa Margot Robbie as Princess Veronica/Lord Gyro Hat James Spader as Lord Gyro Hat (voice) Elizabeth Olsen as Superrnova Sebastian Stan as Blackhole Zoe Saldana as Plutoon Matt Damon as Milk Kart Emma Thompson as Smoke Joan Rivers as Dot Matrix (voice) Frank Welker as Spot 13 (dog droid) Ryan Reynolds as Colonel Sandraz Jr. Will Smith as Captain Soda Pop Noomi Rapace as herself as the pregnant lady Mel Brooks as Yogurt

I hav`ny quite seen this film but I know it`ll be quite funny.

Also,thanks for the title suggestion!

Sam Kresil Don't forget Space Balls: Rogue One

Dont forget "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former ROOMATE.

"Absolutely nothing!"

+Jensu Taku (Jedi Master) uh...he did it.

fatmanstan “Shit! I hate it when I get my schwarts twisted!”

"Thank You for pressing the self destruct button." That one gets me.

Don’t worry he immortal

Who played him?

they couldnt splurge for some pool noodles?

Behind the scenes pictures that I've seen show them fighting with actual rods in this duel.

nope

WRONG!!!!!

+Captain X Because TFA battle was between an untrained man and a girl who has never held a lightsaber

+MigoTheGamer A girl with a Force Bond like Meetra Surik, that could pull knowledge from anyone she had a Force Bond with, just like Rey did to Kylo. She also used Force Rage to overpower him, she has darkness in her, and he was emotionally and physically drained from both killing his father and the bowshot from Chewy. Plus, Snoke noticed he has compassion for her, (although that scene was cut from the movie) weakening him vs Force Rage as well. Same way Luke overcame Vader in a fit of rage when he mentioned turning his sister to the darkside. Do you bros even Star Wars? Kylo Ren is badass, that much was made clear. No one else can stop and hold plasma bolts midair for 5 min, or tear memories from peoples minds. She's his equal in the force, and only gained the advantage in the end via Force Bond.

Bill Pullman as King Lone Starr John Goodman as Barf Daphne Zuniga as Queen Vespa Margot Robbie as Princess Veronica/Lord Goth Hat James Spader as Lord Goth Hat (voice) Elizabeth Olsen as Superrnova Sebastian Stan as Blackhole/BH-1337 Kristen Wig as Plu Dwarf Wanda Sykes as Milk Kart Jane Lynch as Dot Matrix (voice) Frank Welker as Spot 13 (dog droid) Ryan Reynolds as Colonel Sandrez Jr. Will Smith as Captain Pepsi Noomi Rapace as herself as the pregnant lady Mel Brooks as President Lem/Yogurt

Finally one that is 99% true(it would be a 100% if the guy said “mines bigger)

The Schwartz is in YOU, Lone Star! It's in YOU!

Right… I’ll try.

When I looked at this the first thing that came to mind was something from Green Lantern

@@t65bx25 Do or do not... There is no "try"

SN1P3RW01F Wait to break the year-long chain.

0:32

@@johndoherty487 didvyou know thevring made for the Schwartz I think xcghulyngot lostbduringnfilm becuse of how small it was that someone I bfluve acthukynfind it later on

@@zacharyjochumsen9677 Cool! I figured what you gibberishly wrote! Fun Spaceballs fact!

I lost 90% of my brain cells just from reading a reply.

Mike the Nintendo Master Happy Birthday to Bill Pullman! 🎂🎂🎂

Mike the Nintendo Master (Helmet) "Uhhmmm... he did it!"

I say that line every time I watch the Anakin Vs. Obi-wan duel in ROTS... when they try to Force-push each other. Cracks me up every time.

I mean he didn't know that there is a ghost in the room

Cade Thumann what if lonestar was evil this whole time and dark helmet was the good guy? :0

I know

Этот диалог произошёл в голове Звезды за доли секунды, разве непонятно?

​@@dronkozkov5804 Could you please share how you know this information?

it’s not even out yet.... I mean you’re probably right, but still....

Ghost Rider it’s out in some countries, also with terrible reviews

True

Good joke. LoL!

@@THEmeepmopmoop can confirm. Source: from the future

Mel Brooks: Keep it in. It's funnier that way.

*You mean Gym? That's what they call it in my highschool.

@@ShaulaXNinja there basically the same thing man no need for your big brain corrections

I wish

Truegtfg

V

And Rise of Skywalker

@@brandenmanuel2037 basically anything disney has touched lmaooo

And force awakens

@Ladislav Makita none of the sequels were good the main villain went from awesome and badass sith lord to some whiny brat who can't beat an untrained homeless person

@Ladislav Makita perfect movie the sequels had potential to be good but nope they make the main villain as intimidating as one of their Disney Princess's

The second part I always play back multiple times.

Yup, but that's where KZfaq comes along! Even though its owned by Loser+, its still got the goods.

Now all Parodies are a lot more sexist and not funny at all.

3l6uat3 I wouldn't say that.

Slapstick movies are my favorite

star Wars👙💩💩💩💩💩

GameStation3 More like a dirty coward

GameStation3 Dude the new movies are shit don't kid yourself ok.

GameStation3 Later it will be Rogue One: A Spaceballs Story

GameStation3 Pfft, you're bluffing.

GameStation3 I am full of fun. Still, you have to see Rogue One

DGneoseeker1 Star wars rebels???

***** ... Explain.

DGneoseeker1 Spoilers..... A show on Disney XD called Starwars: Rebels takes place fifteen years after order 66 and features a group of 360 noscoping rebels and one of which is an mlg 420 blazescoping jedi and takes a asian alien boy thing as his skrub padawan. And later on asian alien thing see all of his friends being rekt by the persistent Optic faze dark side inquisitor and then XXX_MLG_FAZEMASTERY0DA_XXX takes asian boy to quick scoping combat training but then he starts complain ing about his lief and XXX_MLG_FAZEMASTERY0DA_XXX tells him to shut up and gives him a crystal kyber blunt to put in a metal pipe which makes a quickscoping lightsaber that shoots high powered stormtrooper rekting energy and deflects blaster shots as well lol.

***** lmao Star Wars is dead.

DGneoseeker1 Well as far as I know... it'll never die as long as im alive.... lol ps. That bullcrap I wrote actually happens but not in the way I wrote it, something more awesome and wonderful awaits the eyes of those willing to actually sit down and experience a beautiful story.

Bad and useless meme

@@cwdan1964 so?

@@cwdan1964 Bad and useless reply

True

Yupt

Fuck off No it's not

+Andrew Chapman Did somebody say boom?!

Deez Beans Well, rest in peace, camera crew member then.

No, that's what the guy is called. He is holding the boom mike to record sound. And I thought that was who that was. Wonder if it was the real boom mike guy and notice he is wearing a Spaceballs T-shirt?

Ummm He did it! WHAT!?

Dude what the hell do you mean its a 1:26 not 2:33 your timing is way off

I never noticed that before! Why wouldn't Bill Pullman be in the shot? All he had to do was _stand up..._

@@VMIFerrari maybe it's on purpose to make it look even more scuffed

I think they shot it alongside the backflip in one take

@@VMIFerrari Because it's supposed to be purposefully bad.

Trump and the terrorists took away humor. Don't think it will ever come back. I get my humor now from cussing parrots on KZfaq.

largol33t1 ROTFLMFAO!

Well that also happened in the bloopers in Revenge of the sith

@@zablnc ‘I’ll take you on my own.’

Darth Vader wears an armored codpiece for a reason.

Finally a good comment from you

This one movie alone is better than the entire sequel trilogy.

Я думаю, это делает его ещё смешнее.

Yeah, and the shaving cream was earlier too.

Here's the cast of Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money cast Bill Pullman as King Lone Starr John Goodman as Barf Daphne Zuniga as Queen Vespa Margot Robbie as Princess Veronica/Lord Goth Hat James Spader as Lord Goth Hat (voice) Elizabeth Olsen as Superrnova Sebastian Stan as Blackhole/BH-1337 Kristen Wig as Plu Dwarf Wanda Sykes as Milk Kart Jane Lynch as Dot Matrix (voice) Frank Welker as Spot 13 (dog droid) Jay Hernandez as General Hotspot Will Smith as Captain Pepsi Noomi Rapace as herself as the pregnant lady Mel Brooks as President Lem/Yogurt

They had many different merchandising gags in the film.

Kadlin Snowwolf The Schwartz is in YOU Lone Starr! It's in YOU!

Which video?

When?

The video is Mario Maker 58. Arin in the end of the video said, “The ring! I can’t believe you felt for the oldest trick in the book! What a goof!”

To be fair to them nothing can top this

Thank you if you can only make comments like this more often

PuppetsDon'tHave Strings What a goof! What's 28th you man? Come On!

“I CANT BELIEVE IT MAN!”

Here, let me give it back to you. Oh look, you fell for that too.

So Lone Star now you see evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

@Ladislav Makita Wait there's a Spaceballs" Trilogy? I think I watch WAY too much Star Trek, Stargate, Doctor Who, Andromeda, and Babylon 5.

Don’t listen to this guy

@@cipherking4798 HEY! I'm offended. Why? Do you have a problem with Star Trek, Stargate, Doctor Who, Andromeda, and Babylon 5?

Not you the one before you

@@cipherking4798 Oh. My apologies.

It definitely should have done better, but thankfully it's become a cult hit since then and is extremely quotable, just like the source material it parodies. Hands down this is one of the best Star Wars parodies out there still to this day.

They should re-release it in theratres after Episode IX comes out

Well, it did okay at the time, but it wasn't the biggest hit of the summer. I don't believe any of his films were gangbusters but just successes, even the early ones.

Mel Brooks said that in video sales, this and “Robin Hood: Men In Tights” were the most successful movies.

Fortunately, it is a great cult classic!

Is a parody of the Star Wars original trilogy. A rip off is when you copy the exact same story with the same lines slightly altered, like The Asylum mockbusters.

jason kreider isn't a rip off it parody. Beside George Lucas help Mel with fx in the movie

@@phantomzone2725 It isn't just star wars, this movie also parodies other science fiction movies of that time

Lucas was asked by Brooks to do the special effects. Also, Lucas told Brooks not to do merchandising because it would confuse people with the Star Wars stuff, so Brooks agreed. This is a spoof of Star Wars and other sci-fi films. SW is the main target but we see jokes from Alien, Planet of the Apes, and Star Trek.

Lucas heard the premise and loved it. I even heard a rumor that as a joke George Lucas had,the part where the ship went by slowly at the very beginning, took about 10 minutes. Lol.

sinscope00 You mean just as funny

Corey Messick nope, JUST BETTER..... And rise of the skywalker sucks dick....

Agreed

The rise of skywalker was bad i don’t care how many times you insult us

@@cipherking4798 true

nope

+Komet163B Ha ha! Yes it was! Even being a parody, it had an original plot, something that TFA didn't.

+Komet163B Surely was

True

Is every Star Wars movie not going to be immune to obnoxious fanboy hate?

XD lol

And rise of Skywalker

Agree

No you fuck off for hating this movie what’s your problem ?

And the orginals

@@user-rl9uv9tz4iwell, it was the early 80s, they didn’t have the best CGI.

​@@user-rl9uv9tz4i Nah, they had a good choreography for its time (except maybe ANH). Specially the Bespin Duel, which looks slow, but graceful. The sequels are just people swinging the lightsabers like damn baseball bats

@@user-rl9uv9tz4i nah, just the sequels

My head just exploded

"And what does that make us?" "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"

The whole joke is a takeoff in Empire Strikes Back when Vader admits he is Luke's father in their lightsaber duel.

IndieGamerChick I’m very confuzzled at the moment

Guys hes saying that lone stars father's brother is actually lonestars uncle. Then lonestars father's brother's nephew would be a nephew of lonestars uncle, so that would either be lonestar himself, or one of lone star's cousins. If it is one of lonestars cousins, then finally, lonestars father's brother's nephew's cousin, would be a cousin of lonestar's cousin. Which could potentially be lonestar himself, or some random other cousin. Since it could potentially be lonestar himself, then lonestar is potentially a correct answer for who Dark helmet's roommate was.

So relatable😂

This is better

Normie

Who’s complaining

I wouldn't complain

And that guy had one day till leaving

People who make sure their life revolves around their severe hate for liberal actors and how their jokes aren't good spirited.

What!? *fzzt*

Simpson impression there.

Zoologist John Wayne now let’s see how well you...handle it

German Barbecues be like

at 3:20 I always wondered who that stunt actor is. If it was meant that way or something they missed