You live in a hut with thatch roof (which I love), you walk around in mud barefoot (which I love) and you build 180 kph surfboard with polished chrome snorkel intake. That is badass!
@memukanofpersiaandmedia26686 жыл бұрын
Uncle Crusty ,sounds like paradise too me.
@francikaa15 жыл бұрын
The polished chrome snorkel is not the intake. That is the exhaust.
@whitecloudgroovin20057 жыл бұрын
Its like 200HP on a leaf.
@TTime6857 жыл бұрын
WhiteCloudGroovin Haha
@Novusod7 жыл бұрын
That tiny little engine doesn't have 200hp. Lucky if it even has 70 horses.
@nitroman3657 жыл бұрын
Novusod I don't think you know about a built 2 stroke engine. It's pushing at least 120.
@ROTAXD7 жыл бұрын
+Novusod without the proper pipe...more like 35-40 horse.
@ROTAXD7 жыл бұрын
+nitroman365...not with that pipe on it it's not. That ain't your daddys 1945 evinrude. That motor needs a tuned pipe on it to not only make horsepower, but also to run consistently.
@tdog82867 жыл бұрын
I love the smell of a 2stroke motor in the morning.
@Imperial_Wing3 жыл бұрын
Cancer?
@GhostOfDamned3 жыл бұрын
Nope, pure memories
@Kevin_MK7RSR7 жыл бұрын
This guy lived his life a 1/4 nautical mile at a time.
@porkchopspapi57577 жыл бұрын
I have to ask why would you overlay the sound with a girl singing ?
@johnsmith-gt3po7 жыл бұрын
Porkchop's Papi, Shit music at that.
@blabaduplatinum17 жыл бұрын
Porkchop's Papi I felt like I was listening to one of those Sarah McLaughlin songs during the animal welfare commercials. I got teary eyed and broke out my checkbook but I can't figure out who to send it to.
@twotwocold7 жыл бұрын
Ben Jamin 😭😭😭
@DrBleck357 жыл бұрын
Dude. It reminded me of "If God was one of us". The two stroke engine sounds actually made it suck less. If only I could put one of the boat propellers in my brain and run it, it might make the song tolerable.
@SteveWrightNZ7 жыл бұрын
Its to calm our rabid bitch soul, we need it..
@alww69667 жыл бұрын
so this is where that "just 19 cents a day" is going
@heliscat7 жыл бұрын
12345678910 12345 ...While Americans spend a shit ton of money to move their fat-asses just as fast. Don't hate.
@Gilbertmk27 жыл бұрын
Edward Bernard It was a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
@heliscat7 жыл бұрын
"Don't take it so hard" hahaha! I like that. Good one.
@buddha_tgameA17 жыл бұрын
12345678910 12345 just what I said lol
@JustRockRC7 жыл бұрын
Horrible person you are to think they need your money.....
@tommy234907 жыл бұрын
Now that is my kind of project right there.. Bad ass!!
@samcoon66995 жыл бұрын
I'm SO glad music was added to the video. It adds SO MUCH!!! Especially when the the sound of the engines drown it out. And on top of it all it's a ballad! Really great and appropriate for a video about fast long tail boats......
@nitroman3657 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted 120 HP on a surf board.
@yoshiD157 жыл бұрын
nitroman365 dam you need to patten that. it would be an awesome invention to have a surf board with a small engine
@gustavlinde8296 жыл бұрын
francisco solorzano that exists already mate
@kenduncan68896 жыл бұрын
nitroman365 I +
@kenduncan68896 жыл бұрын
0
@kenduncan68896 жыл бұрын
nitroman365
@ezr1687 жыл бұрын
Neighbors love this.
@jbolo53787 жыл бұрын
when you absolutely, positively have to get to the rice paddy on time.
@Clearanceman27 жыл бұрын
You got to have some huge balls to run that rig! Like a V8 in a go-cart.
@michaelhartzell97586 жыл бұрын
Holly poop batman, that thing was fast!!!! Drag racing anyone??
@rusty8707 жыл бұрын
Hell yes ! Thank you for doing what you do.
@floridasaltlife7 жыл бұрын
Much admiration, those guys build beautiful boats and are ballzy with courage
@Ronniegodfrey677 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is with the music?
@kewintaylor70567 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Godfrey its to lessen the burnden of engine sound maybe,lol.
@chrislockaby9117 жыл бұрын
21 guns by Green Day. No idea who's singing it though
@maxpov29587 жыл бұрын
anyone died...who chose the music
@dkim71906 жыл бұрын
This is really amazing. Do what you have with your environment!
@dkim71906 жыл бұрын
This is really amazing. Do what you have with your surrounding!
@petiteCaprice6 жыл бұрын
Back in the 2000s used to travel with my parents in these on rivers in Laos/ Thailand. Super scary and loud but faster than trip by car or bus. Called Speedboats. Think they stopped now due to accidents. But what good memories. Any other tourists here ever traveled, spent hours down rivers, on them?
@duncanish446 жыл бұрын
I've never been so irrationally incensed by an acoustic guitar.
@garagegamer64845 жыл бұрын
That must be a handful to keep straight. Guy has much balls as skill.
@robertthomas29427 жыл бұрын
There appears to be a step in the hull, effectively making that surfboard a hydroplane. As if that thing needed help going faster....
@MrTe450-Hayabusa-No-Limits5 жыл бұрын
This is awesome! Must be one hell of a ride man
@davideustache41196 жыл бұрын
These people have serious balls! Where are we at people? Vietnam, maybe the Philippines? I would love to be there live!
@1950harleycharley7 жыл бұрын
Amazing project...a bit noisy, but wow...got some speed there!!
@TristensTexasYoutube7 жыл бұрын
Those are some sweet boats!
@pietpiet116396 жыл бұрын
The music sounds sooo wrong, but awesome Boats xD
@Jasshands16 жыл бұрын
For just 19 cents a day, you too can sponsor surfboard with a overkill engine
@tgwoolshire6 жыл бұрын
Some of these comments are too damn funny.... yes nothing but a popsicle stick with a motor ..got to love it!!!
@miguelmay696 жыл бұрын
Can't wait till Walmart sells these....
@michaelmixon24797 жыл бұрын
That was incredible!!!
@jackwood83074 жыл бұрын
Damn those things fly! Just one second from disaster, amazing skill!
@shanegirl677 жыл бұрын
That guy needs some ear protection ! That is soooo effin cool ! I want one !!!!!
@94Greenbean7 жыл бұрын
That is awesome!
@martinmartin86665 жыл бұрын
Im really more impressed with the boat build..you guys have any idea how strong a boat must be to endure those type of speeds?
@Pagonism7 жыл бұрын
The neighbors must love them. !!!
@aMoneyYell6 жыл бұрын
Awesome! I want one!
@007scallywag7 жыл бұрын
You see these in the James Bond movie, The Man With The Golden Gun. Crazy boats driven by some crazy people.
@SquillyMon7 жыл бұрын
Thats NUTS... Love it
@inglisperformance87187 жыл бұрын
omg!!!!! that's so wicked! that guy can drive it to!
@paulhart843 жыл бұрын
That 1st one was seriously quick
@jeremywestern70677 жыл бұрын
SO WHY IS MY CHICKEN CHOW MEIN DELIVERY ALWAYS LATE THEN???😠
@monkey0550ify7 жыл бұрын
jeremy western i hope you know they're not Chinese
@jeremywestern70677 жыл бұрын
+Allan Pedro they ARE chinese... They look just like the people who work in my local chinese/japanese restaurant
@StrokerAce39837 жыл бұрын
jeremy western You are somewhat right and somewhat wrong. That's in Thailand Southeast Asia and there's a population of about 20% Chinese that live in Thailand. Only difference between Thailand and China is that Thai People are dirtier and less slant eyed. Other than that they are still great at Math and whipping up some good Wong tong soup and Mongolian Beef.
@jeremywestern70677 жыл бұрын
+Stroker Ace eh? I thought ting tongs were the same the world over?
@monkey0550ify7 жыл бұрын
How do you know? Why because slant eyes!?! This could be in laos,Cambodia, or Thailand
@patricksparling3157 жыл бұрын
that is cool as hell and I want one and I think I should get one even though I'm 19 years old but ok I am an expert at building things so I think I should feel that next season when I think I can get one up bye.
@melvinjansen23387 жыл бұрын
Patrick Sparling nahh
@davideustache41196 жыл бұрын
No blowovers or blow ups. Great job guys!
@beaud30357 жыл бұрын
That looks fun as hell!!
@lynox72996 жыл бұрын
Definitely in Thailand, looks like a drag boat, usually they do that on a river not in the open sea
@brendonmoore16196 жыл бұрын
It's such a massive power to weight that it's amazing it goes anywhere.
@mschlitzkus7 жыл бұрын
Badass!!! Drag race surfboards, lol.
@mauricecooper1767 жыл бұрын
I want one that looks like a thrill
@johnsmith-gt3po7 жыл бұрын
Maurice Cooper, Go to Thailand, custom made just like that for $2500, little more or less depending on your engine, don't know about the shipping. Also, you can rent one.
@willparker31707 жыл бұрын
Van Kham Wow that's a great deal
@KBYALA6 жыл бұрын
now ...we had safety suit and good helmet ....welcome to Thailand bro Now Rotax Engine was Hit
@alkehrer19867 жыл бұрын
sounds awsome I can just imagine the smell of klotz two stroke oil
@caryhuff89247 жыл бұрын
Love the starter motor @ 1:23 ;)
@stivenbulanadi65894 жыл бұрын
What a nice machine gun exhaust
@hngrypanda59737 жыл бұрын
This thing must take some sort of megasaurus size balls to ride lol
@jamesnorris55736 жыл бұрын
Curious, how this may affect/ effect boat design. It looked like there wasn't much if any current/ wave sway to the bottom/ hull of the board. BRILLIANT
@lulem4007 жыл бұрын
That takes "Rice burner" to a whole new level haha
@user-qt5eh9wb7g6 жыл бұрын
That. Is. Awesome.
@krrrruptidsoless7 жыл бұрын
I like how he takes it out and aimed it like an arrow to go up the middle of the river. Would have liked to see the boat with the longer exhaust that he kept parking next to make a run also.
@curtisburnham80997 жыл бұрын
Whoa!! these guys are adrenaline jukies! talk about extreme sports it's amazing what folks will come up with for the sake of having a good ole fast time!
@Ihavetruth227 жыл бұрын
James bond movie. You wouldn't be late for work if you weren't in your pajamas.
@smallfaucet7 жыл бұрын
The Man with the golden gun :)
@theoalbert8977 жыл бұрын
it's like a crotchrocket boat lols looks like a lot of fun wow
@johnsmith-gt3po7 жыл бұрын
Theo Albert, I was thinking the same. 👍
@brandonblair68687 жыл бұрын
That 2T sounds healthy as fuck.
@JuanChOKhan6 жыл бұрын
We want world series of this
@fourtwozero7 жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting that!
@eagle20327 жыл бұрын
MM420 Bess!
@liljohnp1327 жыл бұрын
Good size balls.
@davescheer50387 жыл бұрын
That is bad azz!
@routtookc80646 жыл бұрын
everyone loves a good hot rod!
@karlmadsen31797 жыл бұрын
Kind of reminds me of a water bug skimming across the water. Tiny and fast.
@funneymoney16 жыл бұрын
Damn wasn't expecting it to go that friggin fast!
@jasonnguyen52697 жыл бұрын
That looks fun
@iceee1876 жыл бұрын
I love the open carbs lol
@monstercommenter95877 жыл бұрын
No running water or indoor plumbing but they've got a bad ass way to go downriver 👍💥👍💥
@condor56357 жыл бұрын
James Bond would be proud!
@gruetter78907 жыл бұрын
that's not a jet engine it's a 2 stroke engine but still pretty cool
@vtecpreludevtec7 жыл бұрын
Heath Gruetter 360 daihatsu tuktuk motor,worked of course
@deployingnoob14437 жыл бұрын
Heath Gruetter i think you read the title wrong. its an engine from a jet ski.
@Benautodesign7 жыл бұрын
No it's not.
@gruetter78907 жыл бұрын
Kenji takahashi yes sorry I did misread it lol
@6988kid6 жыл бұрын
Music makes me think they all crashed and died and this is a tribute video.
@keller59737 жыл бұрын
Lol the cameraman turned around to film the parents🤣
@chevy20617 жыл бұрын
looks great for ramping onto shore and stabbing through some stuff...
@preludedudesi52086 жыл бұрын
That was pretty bad ass, wonder what top speed in that quick beast is
@mikerafonemusic61777 жыл бұрын
Insane! they just hit it!
@rsoul72827 жыл бұрын
Would like to see one of these race the donor jet ski, my money wouldn't be on the long tail.
@banjomarla40917 жыл бұрын
looks like kanchabiri (sp?) in Thailand. Tearing up the peace and quiet down on the river.
@mickcarson85046 жыл бұрын
Fuckin hell! That's fast! Now I know where my donated money go... not to poor people of course.
@abelcerrillo21627 жыл бұрын
A badass thrill for them ......
@mjb121419636 жыл бұрын
If nothing else this proves the need, the need for speed has no borders.
@jockpike6 жыл бұрын
It's amazing the speed you can reach on the water by just using a B&Q generic strimmer
@sucapizda7 жыл бұрын
If the dude falls off the surf board he would get instantly eaten by piranhas.
@domesticatedwolverine41527 жыл бұрын
I've seen these before. Drug Barons used to use these to evade police to move their Precious Cargo. now it has turned into some kind of sport. I prefer the latter
@hkm_8657 жыл бұрын
This is awesome
@sancholowera6 жыл бұрын
And That's How You Get Enough Fish For A Village.
@powderriver24246 жыл бұрын
That's really cool...
@dugstumps68256 жыл бұрын
holy shit !! but i think that is my lawn guys weed wacker he does it about that fast
@niteshademusic52627 жыл бұрын
its like drag racing...on a surf board...with a big block lol
@scott-michael8126 жыл бұрын
Better hold the fuck on cause we're about to go for one hell of a ride.
@lc19667 жыл бұрын
These remind me of John Holmes, slim with a long shaft
@johnsmith-gt3po7 жыл бұрын
Lance Clark, You old man.
@lc19667 жыл бұрын
Van Kham Old and wise Van
@jivert12586 жыл бұрын
The music make this video kinda funny though haha😂😂😂😂😂
@williamfabiano5436 жыл бұрын
that's awesome! top speed?
@Ry-oc6ek7 жыл бұрын
This shit is hilarious and impressive at the same time!