Loomi's loli rant

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Ай бұрын

she didn't wait for it to be hot
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@Thekingofhobos. Ай бұрын

Muyu really brought out phases motherly instincts.

@riskvideos Ай бұрын

Especially amongst the hags

@dead-claudia Ай бұрын

i'm not sure lumi's _motherly_ instinct is what's being brought out here

@ToyotaMotorola Ай бұрын

@@dead-claudiaIdk man we've seen what those Phasers are into 💀

@cjnf11 Ай бұрын

Lia said Dizzy and Clara are constantly posting in the company discord how they want to get pregnant.

@cjnf11 Ай бұрын

Lia said Dizzy and Clara are constantly posting in the company discord how they want to get pregnant.

@Pudding404 Ай бұрын

"Teeny lil aprons" Can't tell me she doesn't have a point.

@BlueLoveYT Ай бұрын

Loomi coping with Panko’s body type 😭

@Lisa_Minci96 Ай бұрын

My IQ went up 30 points after finishing this video

@kabargin Ай бұрын

So 30 points in total

@Lisa_Minci96 Ай бұрын

@@kabargin big number 😤

@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 Ай бұрын

Was it under a -30 debuff while the video was playing and juat went back to normal after it ended?

@dysae4484 Ай бұрын

you mustve been at zero if thats the result from watching lumi

@goleogthais Ай бұрын

>muyu's not dressed lewdly silly lemon woman, any and all clothes can be lewd

@gr33dl0cknein3 Ай бұрын

She has navel_under_clothes, short skirt and a mole on her inner upper thigh, she's so lewd is not even funny.

@Zero-no5vf Ай бұрын

That is the most convoluted definition of Loli that I have seen in a long time. (I think that she likes it but is too nervous to admit; that's why her speech is so erratic when explaining definitions)

@xXx_Regulus_xXx 21 күн бұрын

or she doesn't want to give credence to that interpretation by misspeaking. let's say she really does just like it as a SFW art thing and because she wants to have a kid so she likes art of cute juvenile characters, I imagine she probably doesn't want the uooooh posters claiming she's one of them.

@Kurai_69420 Ай бұрын

It's not a loli if you can write entire sentences with her cup size.

@JustVeryTired. Ай бұрын

🔥✍️

@jeice13 Ай бұрын

Is "aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!" a sentence?

@afroking2448 Ай бұрын

Oppai loli is a thing

@ForTheJerusalem Ай бұрын

@@afroking2448 Abominations.

@vnmememan8657 Ай бұрын

@@afroking2448thats not a real loli, its heresy

@devilcookie9924 Ай бұрын

Muyu: I’m in danger again muu… 😓

@taubry Ай бұрын

Lumi really just said: 😭😭😭

@dead-claudia Ай бұрын

the entire clip is just 6m 35s of lumi going 😭😭😭

@user-ql3ud5gn9g Ай бұрын

What an educational discussion .. According to Lumi, Shiina almost tick all the box, just need a little bit of a "correction" .. lol

@sakmadik69420 Ай бұрын

you forgot to use this emoji💢

@monty80085 Ай бұрын

pippa 💢 tenma 💢

@prestons7578 Ай бұрын

Lumi: le malin 😭😭😭 Lumi 2 weeks later: dont lewd thats wrong

@SleepyRulu Ай бұрын

????

@MultiNirvana69 Ай бұрын

this woman sure does yap a lot 😭

@nobafan7515 Ай бұрын

Loomi: rants and copes for paragraphs about her idea of a loli. Rev: "its a body type."

@Mecks089 Ай бұрын

I mean, regressed/rejuvenated lolis are a thing.

@nobafan7515 Ай бұрын

@@Mecks089 I haven't heard about this. Can you tell me more?

@i_s_u-c_l_o_n_e637 Ай бұрын

That's not a body type. Petite is a body type. However, you and I both know those two are not synonymous.

@Mecks089 Ай бұрын

@@nobafan7515A regressed / rejuvenated loli is when a fully grown women or teenage girl character is shrunken back down to loli size. Such examples would be, Nezuko from Demon Slayer, Shinobu from Monogatari, Ai from Detective Connan, Nel from Bleach.

@nobafan7515 Ай бұрын

@@Mecks089 ooh, ty.

@AexisRai Ай бұрын

Lumi just directly commissioning DeniedArt in real time

@just_a_turtle_chad Ай бұрын

Ideal female physique 😭

@mehiloll Ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@trucid2 Ай бұрын

Why is everyone crying 😭😭😭

@longiusaescius2537 Ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@goosmdoosm4755 Ай бұрын

Blue Archive physique 😭😭😭😭

@RaspyCh Ай бұрын

@@goosmdoosm4755most of the blue archive characters don’t even have the “loli” body type people “uogh 😭” about I swear to god.

@crissblack478 Ай бұрын

Lumi: Ok so I have an idea. Sakana: DENIED!

@NoahRogers19980618 Ай бұрын

“Wait a minute?” “Hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right.” “What the heck is that?!”

@IDESTROYER236 Ай бұрын

The cutest and funniest drawing. 😭

@gr33dl0cknein3 Ай бұрын

Methinks the Groomi is coping.

@Pers0n97 Ай бұрын

Let. Her. Cook.

@zacharyrollick6169 Ай бұрын

Loli is a spectrum. Just like the one you're on, loombi.

@superironbob Ай бұрын

Now I understand that Muyu fan art. Not that it needed explanation, but the deeper lore provides deeper appreciation of Lumi's deprivation (and Muyu's opportunities to tease her about them)~

@chefrowlet Ай бұрын

"It's an art thing, I'm not being weird about it!" the lemon doth protest too much, methinks

@RidleyUwO Ай бұрын

Lumi was coping so hard, holy shit…

@dead-claudia Ай бұрын

yeah this is elite level coping could even try out for the copium olympics with it

@fauxtool952 Ай бұрын

Loli is cute and funny. Some might say cunny.

@longiusaescius2537 Ай бұрын

City University of New York?

@NuryPPanaligan Ай бұрын

@@longiusaescius2537University Open House

@TheManWhoStoleTheShadows Ай бұрын

No. That is not a good word. If you wish to somehow remove the lewd from the loli then that word is forbidden.

@jackster10101 Ай бұрын

@@TheManWhoStoleTheShadowsno it's never forbidden cunny literally means cute and funny it's not a lewd term, but we should always lewd lolis fuck the people who don't like it.

@avgchoobafan Ай бұрын

I mean she's not wrong tho, the other lolis chat talked about fall more into the "gaki" archetypes rather than the aesthetic of the base body type, since the "gaki" is an encapsulation of body type and personality trait, but the personality is more predominant. Gakis tend to be more sexualized but the body type can be anything, since the personality defines the gaki type. Similar to how "deres" work, you can have anything be a yandere based on pure behaviour. But since she's only talking about the body type aesthetically speaking, the og loli is a rectangle with arms, legs and head, no doubt

@OtakuDono Ай бұрын

I am a simple man, I see pettan, I like it. It can be a loli, a mesugaki, a kusogaki, a lolibaba, or a pettanko, I like them all the same... coincidentally, I think there is at least one of each in Phase. Correct me if I am wrong.

@mx338 Ай бұрын

She is quite cultured in a way, understanding the more subtle appeal and nonconvential ways you do an attractive design for these characters. Not highlighting, hips, or breasts, but instead showing a lot of skin on the legs, belly, or shoulders etc. She is also right about hips, they do have some, but not as much as many artists draw.

@gr33dl0cknein3 Ай бұрын

Lumi is such a lolicon she only likes "true" lolis, very based and cultured of her.

@Pan_Z Ай бұрын

Very surprised you didn't bust out the clip of Gremlin Lumi singing pomf pomf. It pretty much says everything you need to know.

@raizingsun8641 Ай бұрын

Lemon woman is so based LOLI LOVE

@ginnrollins211 Ай бұрын

I wonder where she stands on the oppai loli/shortstack debate?

@occultnightingale1106 Ай бұрын

They're variants on the "Smol Female" archetype, but very, very different from a pure loli. Loli is "tiny chest + tiny hips." Oppai Loli is Loli + big boba, while Shortstack is Loli + big hips, and both are fine, they're just not loli anymore.

@MartyrPandaGaming Ай бұрын

Back in the 90s, arcades had the Match 2 Mahjong games. The more tiles you removed, the more of the naked anime woman you got to see.

@Pan_Z Ай бұрын

Only Lumi could get an audience primarily of males to give a flying fuck about dress design.

@riastradh Ай бұрын

Muyu and her consequences have been disastrous for Sakana’s dream

@Tehlongcat Ай бұрын

Lumi really earning that place in Team Blaze.

@jamalisujang2712 Ай бұрын

Is loomi gonna get a loli model? 😮

@CobaltKingSpinx Ай бұрын

isn't her gremlin model that already?

@jamalisujang2712 Ай бұрын

@@CobaltKingSpinx she could get the bluaka demographic by commissioning an actual loli model, she has a halo already.

@RAZGR1Z Ай бұрын

I'm imagining alright.

@frijoles12345 Ай бұрын

God, being there live when this was happening was such a fucking trip.

@MisterZalem Ай бұрын

Okay so apparently baby rabies is spreading in phase connect soooo..... quarantine till menopause

@dead-claudia Ай бұрын

5:57 if you want a lewd loli, fallenshadow (an 18+ indie, commonly called by her nickname "shondo") fits that bill to a T

@youravghuman5231 Ай бұрын

That's ancient hag, you don't wanna mess with her

@xxXXRAPXXxx Ай бұрын

WIFE 😭😭❤‍🔥😭😭

@megahand221 Ай бұрын

Lumi, Pippa and Dizzy all go for the classical loli, they are loli purist. Even then, I agree with Lumi in something tho... some artist tend to forget that the truest loli are like a rectangular block, tho is really easy for that type of loli to go to toddler and that is really no good, so really and ideally you put some curves but not exaggerating. Even then, small woman is still loli, more the type she is describing, she just coping.

@reccaman 20 күн бұрын

I concur. The loli tag should come back.

@malcolmliang Ай бұрын

This is actually very well thought out

@CLP99th Ай бұрын

I'd be interested to see what she could do if she found someone to fund all of her ideas

@riskvideos Ай бұрын

Is Loombi OK?

@fosterbennington6405 Ай бұрын

Tummypilled

@mknigh Ай бұрын

Muyu's reaction to this was pretty funny

@AdrenalineL1fe Ай бұрын

Link?

@HOV2131 Ай бұрын

My knees are bending on their own! 😱

@FlanTheChat Ай бұрын

this is like information overload

@sanctamachina Ай бұрын

Saw that art on Twitter and I only now understand the context.

@jamalisujang2712 Ай бұрын

>muyu is not lewd Those biteable armpits tells me otherwise. 😂😂😂

@The_K1tten_Earter Ай бұрын

Have to disagree, lewd loli best loli

@koholos Ай бұрын

Isn’t that basically just the Alice in Wonderland dress with hearts?

@tooFarGonexk4he4tu3s Ай бұрын

This clip reminded me that it took me a loooong time to realize how close Shiina's model is to practically naked. Lewd is not about appearance for sure

@XiYen Ай бұрын

Alternate title: "Lumi's Loli Lamentations"

@Russian_Waifu Ай бұрын

Can't disagree. They're in their fertility prime.

@fauxtool952 Ай бұрын

They are 16?

@captaintakis1984 Ай бұрын

@@fauxtool952even better they are 10 😤

@richman2601 Ай бұрын

@@captaintakis1984Still on the clock

@grafzeppelin4069 Ай бұрын

@@richman2601 Lumi is 30 o'clock.

@youravghuman5231 Ай бұрын

@@fauxtool952omg 16??!!! That's off the chart!! I thought 10 was the highest!!!

@LonelyAncient Ай бұрын

Lumi gets it.

@o11borntoawoo34 2 күн бұрын

Sakana swung for center field and pimped a homer with his girls.

@Pheonixco Ай бұрын

"I'm not going to draw the feets because you guys are going to be freaks about it."

@SeikOsito Ай бұрын

3:08 Toad in Mario Party 2 be like

@yabaiiforgotmypasswordagai727 Ай бұрын

100% baby fever and i also think that lolis can be slightly sexy because if they are not allowed to be sexy then Tenma (a loli baba themed character) is done for

@mrfriespotato2834 Ай бұрын

3:51 "loli is cute and funny" In short: cunny No wait-

@Nyathalieh Ай бұрын

I think Lumi and Shondo would get along based on this clip...

@NecroCh Ай бұрын

I agree with lumi so much bros 😭

@the98themperoroftheholybri33 Ай бұрын

Lumi is definitely a future baby beauty pageant mom

@juni5822 Ай бұрын

Sometimes you shouldn't let them cook

@Ira_Dei Ай бұрын

Lumi is a woman of culture

@Shitako Ай бұрын

Chat is this real?

@hugoandre96 Ай бұрын

Muyu is the ideal female form 😭

@Zel_eo 24 күн бұрын

This was a very Drake conversation

@RedEyesBlackKnight Ай бұрын

[loomi pog]

@grafzeppelin4069 Ай бұрын

bro i need to see airi and lemon woman in that apron

@420noscopeyeetcannon2 Ай бұрын

this is how anime works

@daemonsilver3304 Ай бұрын

Poor Lemon Cope, sweet Lemon Cope...

@jackster10101 Ай бұрын

Lewd the loli!!!!!!

@FUNFLL Ай бұрын

The children had their Hag Garden already, now it's time for real men to enjoy our Loli Garden

@gr33dl0cknein3 Ай бұрын

Sakana owes me!

@fatbro7283 Ай бұрын

tag:corruption

@schizoolander Ай бұрын

CUNNY UHOOOOOOOO

@chrismoreau5714 Ай бұрын

i do not let remi near my cat

@ashardalondragnipurake Ай бұрын

... ... ... or clothes

@pyxylation Ай бұрын

cute and funny... you little brat

@ImpassiveCanine Ай бұрын

Straight facts

@slifer875 Ай бұрын

The nature of loli is to give correction to cute and funny little girls.

@dionysos7735 Ай бұрын

the forbidden fruit is always the tastiest

@stat4977 Ай бұрын

Breed lumi. That is all

@are3287 Ай бұрын

She is right tbh

@skryllex024 Ай бұрын

I love lemon woman.

@AbradolfRizzler Ай бұрын

Lolis with Ratios are more Short Stacks

@futsk01 Ай бұрын

Imagining what

@mauigonz Ай бұрын

Just made me like Loombi more

@Syphilis-Buddy Ай бұрын

Lumi is so right about the hip to waist ratio thing. So many artists and vtubers screw up their "loli" design with wide hips that completely destroy the entire concept of being a loli.

@tigerfestivals5137 Ай бұрын

Sorry, Zankuro's lolis are still top tier even if they're hip monsters

@tigerfestivals5137 Ай бұрын

Sorry, Zankuro's lolis are still top tier even if they're hip monsters

@darknessml6145 Ай бұрын

Counter: I like wide hips cus im straight

@FrogFrozen Ай бұрын

Well, the whole aesthetic of Loli is based off of Minky Momo from the 80s and she had thunder thighs/hips as well. Really, go look at what little anime girls looked like before and after Minky Momo. The difference is very stark. The reason is because Takeshi Shudo's comments of "I don't understand, but you do you." on Lolicons' attempts to help him revive Minky Momo, his dream project, are what lead to just about every ounce of acceptance/tolerance Lolicons have received in Japan to this day. So, to pay respect to what Takeshi Shudo did for them, Lolicons immortalized Minky Momo forever as the base template for the Loli body type. The thing is, Minky Momo's thighs/hips are properly proportioned to match up with her otherwise undeveloped body. She actually looks like what a young girl would look like if her lower half was developing faster than her upper half. Some artists do this thing where they just graft the barely-developed upper body of a child onto the fully-developed lower body of an adult woman. With zero attempt to reconcile the proportions between the two halves with each other. I think most Lolies look fine(including the Minky Momo body type like Megumin, Rebecca, and Kanna have), but I do agree that the Frankenstein-ish body looks terrible.

@youravghuman5231 Ай бұрын

Imo, the worst thing that loli shouldn't have is big bewbs like freaking uzaki chan. Where does her bewbs even come from? 😂